Episode but I am a teenage girl looking for love in a zombie apocalypse
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 พ.ค. 2020
- Episode is a horrible choice based story mobile game and I love it
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The idea of Kevin making his own Episode is terrifying, yet so intriguing. I need it.
episode making competition!!!
I tried to do one over phone and damn I had a lot of appreciation for the creators
I used to create stuff on this app and it's so feckin hard, it's pretty much diet programming
@@Musician_Mania that's exactly the kind of shit that made my attention deficit ass give up on all my stories.
Since Kevin took half an hour to sort out his stream today, I think it's safe to say we won't see Kevin make an Episode any time soon XD
"I just want a boyfriend by the end of this zombie apocalypse"
That is a man who has his priorities sorted.
RTGame has entered the chat.
..meanwhile in an alternate reality with the single people in quarentine and isolating.... 😅🤣🤣
Kevin is literally the protagonist of ya novels with his boyfriend obsession kicking in during world ending events lol
Me but the end of Quarantine :))
That would be me tbh
“Stop screaming at the deaf kid” I LITERALLY DIED
R.I.P.
One time at work, we had this deaf kid (wicked cool, had worked with him before at a different location) and my manager didn't spend quite enough time on the floor, and he's quite forgetful. He started clapping and screaming at the fuckin dude as he was walking down a hall and everybody around him was pissing themselves when he realized what he was doing lmao
Mskittenlover12 thanks for your condolences
I think I woke my parents up by laughing so hard at that😂
did your ghost type this?
Are we going to ignore the fact that a classmate said, upon seeing a zombie maul her teacher, "Not today, Satan."?
I had to rewind I actually wasn't wearing my glasses and I thought it said Stan
Yes we are.
Yes.
What do you mean? That is just a normal reaction after seeing the teacher get mauled by a zombie!
that's like saying "no" while getting brutally murdered
Kevin is paying for content in a free game. They did it, they broke him.
I'm used to GrayStillPlays playing this where it's fan games and everything is free, so you can do even more horrible choices. Kevin should do this.
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Gray's episode vids + Kevin is a match made in heaven
@@abbyw9365 we need a collaboration
@TooLateToTheStory I can imagine that the user made ones are probably more chaotic, too.
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 a collab would be amazing
You do realize that now that you've looked it up people will actually start creating stories about you in this game
Now I wanna see a story with Kevin and Gray(GrayStillPlays)in the same "episode"😁
Not the boyfriend he wanted but the boyfriend he deserves.
I can't wait
Darren Criss is totally awesome - oh boy if there's ever going to be an Episode story with Kevin in it, I'm definitely downloading the app again lmfao
@@ThatOneWeirdCapricorn again?
FINALLY, someone who has their priorities straight during the apocalypse. Kevin focuses on boys instead of survival, a man of fine taste
That og Xbox pic tho 😩
“It’s a shame you didn’t use gems to maximise our relationship, I could be your boyfriend right now”
Is this how to get a Kevin?
I was in a relationship with a man named Kevin, and yes, it was the gems.
i love how kevin's only goal in every single game is just getting a boyfriend. i respect that
Or a
Husband
Thats why he has daniel
Everyone deserves true love
This is just a lot of gamers irl
poor Anna
Kevin: So the last story was about a girl in a bikini
Me: This is episode... You gotta specify that
Again. You. Every. Single. Video.
Hey Finn O.
“Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”
@duraff gaming you beat me to it.
finn ive seen your comments on this channel before the channel was even created, youve always been here
4:08
Honestly part of what I like about Kevin’s videos is that he does not give literally two fucks about gender or orientation. He plays girl characters, guy characters, whatever the fuck Grognak is… He plays straight, gay, bi, and opportunistically murderous characters. It’s just fun to watch someone play the whole spectrum and not even think twice about it because it really really really doesn’t matter. Respect my dude, mad respect.
Huuugely agreed!! This and him not oversexualizing shit for no reason are why he's one of my all time favorite youtubers
“straight, gay, bi, and opportunistically murderous” are the only correct classifications from now on
I like that u included opportunistically murderous as if that’s a sexuality lol /lh
Kevin is on a never ending quest to get a boyfriend.
Respect
I remember seeing that comment "I can't remember the last time Kevin chose heterosexuality" JFHDHDHDHD he's like grrrr I'll show you 😂
i can’t wait for all the stories about kevin to be made, this is literally wattpad brought to life
Omg don't give me Wattpad flashbacks
This is just Tap but with animation
a couple of these stories are actually based off of wattpad books
There is a whole bunch of Kevin and/or Jim (And Kevin x Jim) fanfics afaik
Reminds of when happy wheels kicked off with all the youtuber levels
People: Kevin is very frequently gay in his characters...
Kevin: *choses to be a hetero girl*
Alright then
The pixel art on my profile picture is way better than yours but I'll forgive you this time
Yaaaaasssss😂😂😂😂
@akida why do you know that
@@dominickdaminco3979 same
Yeah he did disappoint me a bit I must say....
I can never tell if we're watching past Kevin or future Kevin. The lore of this channel is just too confusing.
“I just want a boyfriend”
*Puts up a tweet from RT*
Very well placed 😂😂
they would pretend 2 be gay but only if the camera is on
Just dudes being bros
Yeah
It just works so well 😂
two bros
chillin in ireland
halfway across the island because they're not gay
Good job to the Episode marketing team, telling Kevin this was a good story so he would buy something.
That's why the free fan ones are better
Do u have an Xbox 1
@@THE_DUKE. why
Spencerinio5 So they can play xbox 1
"They say that if you listen to episode really closely you can hear the ocean. _Æügh"_
Oh damn nice profile pic, are u a friend of mara?😳🏳️🌈
@@gladfridge Yes
For the honour of Bore Ragnarok!
11:48
Kevin's bank be like: "Is he okay? He's irrationally spending money on this one app."
Kevin making his own episode sounds like a dream come true. Imagine having the opportunity to date Jim Pickens, Turg, Grognak, Default, Kevin, Shrek and possibly even DEATH.
what about the mole people :(
@@stephaniescott4359 they're unavailable
Their should be a rivalry between him and RT for the girl as well.
I'm honestly proud to be your 400th like and I have to say I'd play it xD
Someone better be writing this. Because I think this could be the best story on Episode
the story you played, the infected, has both a community version (no gem choices) and an episode official version (gem choices) they are virtually the same story, and it looks like you picked the episode official version. If you continue to play that story and don't want to spend money, I suggest you look on the authors profile and click on the community version and then you won't have to waste any money
Lemonily I don’t think the community version is completed
might i ask how you know this?
@@GOREWANK It isn't, but the last episode of the episode official version is just a black screen with dialogue, and the characters don't appear on screen. So technically, neither of them are completed. But the author herself said that she would properly finish the community version one.
@@kip5756 the author has stated on her instagram that she sold her story to episode but her original version is still published. her original version is way better. the story is not complete yet
@@kip5756 episode often buys popular community made stories and remakes them into episode official stories with gem choices. So if you don't know much about the app you wouldn't know you have another option with most Episode official stories
“I’m gonna be a fecking clown”
*makes literally ice spice*
“stop screaming at the deaf kid!” this made me laugh harder than it should’ve
There’s a free version of The Infected, but Episode “hid” it. You have to go through the author to find it.
Yeah they fucked up Episode 18. At least Caitoriri said she would post till Episode 20 on her community version.
So sad to think she probably can't/won't do season 2 now, this story was genuinely very good, and that's saying a lot for something made on Episode
Imogen Johnson true this story was one of my favorites
ofc they did
I wish most TH-camrs would stop playing the episode version
Call Me Kevin drinking game, every time he references the car take a shot.
Or working in retail
I’m dying of alcohol poisoning, someone call an ambulance.
what do guns have to do with drinkin ??
I prefer to steer clear of alcohol poisoning thank you very much
Aida Costa Needed I would but it might hit Kevin so
4:10 As an officially licensed gay man I can confirm that this, is how you com out. Congrats Kevin, welcome to the club.
@@dominickdaminco3979
I mean we cannot completely rule out the fact that he might be bi but I mean I don't really mind/care he doesn't have to say anything about it
Dominick Aldrich pretty sure he was joking lol
@@calzoneyyy Or being super fucking annoying. It happens, people make people bi/gay through sheer force of will. Just look at Supernatural. Lol
@@mr.jameson218 what are you on about?
@@YouHadMeAtHalo man doesn't know the difference between an extremely mediocre TV show and real people apparently
“all i want is a boyfriend by the end of this” PRIORITIES kevin PRIORITIES
Hot take: the user ones on Episode are much more fun (and cursed) than the ones made by Episode
Well......... not necessarily more cursed lmfao, just look at the bra stories and romance shit Episode wrote
Not a hot take. More like a fact
They're good in a Wattpad-story kind of way. Either simply good, or so bad it's actually amazing
alwerako what’s wattpad?
@@KelgorothTheFinalShape 😐
I wonder how often Kevin watches his own videos to give us those black and white flashback jokes
I always think this 😂
*KICKS CHILD*
He edits them...
He doesn’t have an editor? I thought he did..
He does have an editor as far as I know 🤔 so he probably searches for those
Kevin: "I might just have to accept that I'm never gonna get a boyfriend..."
Me: "I volunteer as tribute!"
Kevin: "...in the zombie apocalypse."
Me: "Oh. Okay. I'm patient..."
*googles how to kickstart the apocalypse*
Eyy Hunger Games
Highkey, Im gay for kevin
"i dont know what the shit its called, ive already repressed it"
mega MOOD
Kevin: I can’t go to school because of the C-
Me: he’s gonna say coronavirus
Kevin: Court order
Is there something we need to talk about Kevin?
For a second I thought you were talking about a movie "We need to talk about Kevin" and I had to reread it a few times
J
Monika Kowalska I hate you for telling me about that cursed movie
Although, it does represent Jim’s personality pretty well
relax, it was just murder. no big deal.
Interviewer: so Kevin tell me about yourself. Kevin: this one time I was a girl in a bikini
i honestly relate to this
Man that's so diverse, you're hired
If Kevin makes his own Episode story, you know it's going to be quality content.
Every time he starts his intro I love how he zooms in on random stuff when he says Kevin. It makes me laugh so you can see my standards are very low
"I thought they were screaming a car was coming and I was like- what where? Not again"
Kevin got some flashbacks huh?
Nice pfp :))
3:20 "A sleep deprived clown."
Wait, did Kevin just create me in the game?
LOL
I just cackled like a weirdo at Dan's tweet they edited in at 8:42
Kevin: get me to the zombie part quickly pls
also Kevin: im tired of this i want a boyfriend now c'mon
Oh no microtransactions took over Kevin
That's why the free fan ones are better
Is she going: “mmh” or:”mmh”?
~Call Me Kevin 2020~
The Infected is actually one of my most favourite Episode games. It’s done so well, the characters, the story, the universe... 👌🏼
6:28 the zombie looks like he’s telling the teacher a secret
When you don’t get any action so you stay inside to watch Kevin’s character get some instead.
Bold of you to assume he would ever let that happen
THE Turbid is part of the cult? awesome!
@@rachell.5555
In Coming Out on Top his character gets a boyfriend at the end 😳
I think they held hands too but Kevin refused to admit it 🤫🤭
@@emmytweetie2177 Or just watch any episode of the sims XD
@@lordporpoise8761
Omg they cuddle in bed 😳
“I don’t want to. But I’m gonna do it”
Me when I don’t have hunger but I have appetite
(darker version) Me when I don't have appetite but I have hunger
Stella GS
Life sucks
You read my mind!
Reading this while eating cookies with literally zero hunger
Now Kevin can finally make Turg: A Turg Musical.
*Skips all the dialogue*
"It escalated so quickly!"
Episode really tries to scam their players lol, all those gems and money for shitty stories when the user-made stories are amazing and no-cost. But uhhh don't ask me how I know that. Lmao
the user stories are usually awful lmao. I had to stop playing bc they are so bad
@@okaymeatball You're not looking hard enough then! I have a whole list of great story recs lmao
Have you ever played Choices? I highly recommend it. Uhh...not that I’d know of course
Nitro agree
@@SavvyNitro (Assuming i've played choices before, not saying i have idk where you'd get that idea but...) Choices is alright but I like the characters moving around and actually doing stuff instead of them just being in that bubble. Unless that's changed since I last played a long time ago
day three of bullying Kevin into continuing the real housewives series.
Yeeeees!!!! I loved that one so much
Yes
He needs to play it again!
@@bbuuttercupp i love your pfp !
yes
yes
"I just took 30 seconds to choose my characters lipstick. How do women do it" I find that way too funny, probably funnier than it is xD
Kevin didn't even comment at how the one girl's reaction to seeing a zombie eat a person was "Not today, Satan!" 😂
Such an appropriate reaction
Kevin’s sexuality is so confusing he just jumps everywhere like a ball in idle breakout
He's probably a confused bisexual, but who knows
@@raven_the_demon doubt it. It's most likely all for laughs.
Considering how genuinely uncomfortable he looked at the end of that gay dude dating game he played, I think it's safe to say he's actually straight. Pretty sure it's just a running joke at this point.
Bold of you to assume his sexuality isn't just idle breakout. It is what the 'I' in LGBTQIA+ stands for, after all
IDLE BREAKOUT 💀 We can't bring that back
The last time kevin was in a zombie apocalypse it ended up with two santas fighting to the death and one of them eating the other so this episode is gonna find it tough to follow that up.
That being said the main character is called clown car so I don't doubt shes full of surprises
we don't know kevin's sexuality (and it doesn't really matter) but it makes me happy that he so easily goes with the whole boyfriend jokes without getting defensive
"My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable."
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well, Kevin.
Kevin- *Skips everything*
Also Kevin- "Wow! This escalated quickly!"
9:34 haha I see what you did there.
5:08 my favorite zombie apocalypse stories mention zombies having red eyes 😂
Why do I get the feeling Kevin would love doki doki literature club ? Well if he has the patience to get to the good part
I don't think he'd have the patience for that, but we can dream... :P
That's what I was thinking, a shame really, if only there was a way to keep him playing untill it all goes down
You can actually play through it quite quickly, and it would be beyond awesome to see Kevin get through the weirder parts
I’ve been wanting this! Someone ask him on Twitter!
Let’s keep asking in every way possible
Clown Car: Car come on!
Kevin: Car where I'm so confused
Me: Oh no Kevin has PTSD from the car still
6:48 “This escalated really quickly” Also kevin: “I’m mashing the buttons I don’t give a shit”
@ 11:54, is that a puffer fish like creature eating a land vegetable known as a carrot? If so why is it here or even in existence?
Honestly, when you pulled down your green screen I braced myself for someone dressed as a zombie. I was literally scared.
I feel so welcomed every time I hear Kevin say “Hey there friends”
That's how he pulls you into the cult-munity.
Kevin: the key is to not give the zombies attention, just live your normal life
Also Kevin: I want to get to the zombie part!
6:05 I thought that was hair and I was like wtf is this?
Kevin: Chooses a straight character
Also Kevin: "I like guys"
He's playing a straight woman, not that hard to understand
wait so I'm confused was he joking or was he serious ab liking guys?
@@heathernicole7219
*We don't really know, we're just guessing at this point. He almost exclusively chooses guys in all dating games now (even when there's female options and he's playing as a guy), and makes jokes, but, we don't know. I feel like an explanation may arrive soon but alas.*
I'm pretty sure he sorta swings that way but, I'll love Kevin's chaotic content no matter what. Even if he's straight lolol
He has a gf named Anna
@@marielagonzalez2420 People tend to forget bisexual exist
"wow the music's kicking off in a... romantic sense" say this when things get awkward w/ your crush. works 10/10 times
I know he’s not gay, but something in the back of my mind I’m thinking; “Is he though?”
the last 2 in the examples of what you can search for (1:53) are "lesbian" and "vampires" and I'm already sold ❤
Bold of Kevin to make a last name that induces... the Flashbacks
Surprised Kevin didn’t get flashbacks when his last name was car
4:46 when mcdonalds finally re open in the uk
9:46
xD what.
“I just took like three seconds editing my characters lipstick how do women do this” me after editing my character for four hours
roleplaying as a girl is Kevin's favorite pastime.
I got my wisdom teeth taken out and it hurts to smile and laugh but this was so funny I couldn't stop laughing. Ouch xD
I'm getting my wisdom teeth out in two days and I'm soooooo nervous lol. Not that it has to do with anything
12:50 im dying 😭
"But I am a teenage girl looking for love"
It's called hentai, and it's art.
Oh no
Dude, where have you been???
This man is everywhere...
Y e s
@@mcsigurd3229 but if you see him everywhere, aren't you everywhere too?
People are dying in a zombie apocalypse
Kevin/Clown: “I WANT A BOYFRIEND!”
7:18 actually lost my shit at that self-jab
OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE STORIESJGK im screaming
(i played the story before it had gems so im feeling realll lucky rn lmao) btw cody>>>>>
cody is best boy 😓😓
"Clown, stop being a clown!"
Me to me
4:56 i was literally flushing the toilet as this happened
5:48 I think this might be why lesbians love Kevin. Absurd earings are our secred code
13:58 that is actually a great idea! It’d be fun to watch Kevin doing one of these XD I bet everybody dies/gets killed by Jim in the end
Aunties you just met be like 3:06
4:36 THATS MY NAME “tamira” BAHAHAHA WHY DOES THIS EPISODE GAME HAVE MY NAME 😭😭😭💀💀
Damn even the game was like look you don’t wanna spend money on this mess
the "hey there friends my name is kevin" is exactly what i needed today
That's what I need to hear every day.
I have been waiting for you to do videos on episode for a while now 😂😭 my dreams are coming true. My life is complete. Your reaction to some of the terrible stories on there is everything I needed 😂🤣💕 thank you
I feel like kevin is so close to discovering the fecking wacky episodes. I really really hope he finds them
Kevin you should definitely create one! It would be absolutely blursed 😂
"Yes, I like guys"
It's official people
A true Bicon.
Mariangel at this point I’m just confused
@@E03H completely. Im gay and married, but still. I need to know
Chris T tbh I know it’s not my business but at the same time I need to know lmao
Was he joking or was he serious?
YES. Please make your own story omg, this made my day
your videos always make me smile and laugh, and i really need that in my life right now. thank you ❤️
4:19 Duck’s scream still haunts my nightmares
"My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable."
::slow clap::
I love how Kevin can make even THIS game enjoyable to play 🤣