His wife cheated on him, he drank heavily to forget the pain, still showed up to work and produced 2 of the best names with no effort at all. Steve is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.
Unlike Jack, he's a man of principles and refused to piggyback. No "Stevedrill" coming out of him, instead he bangs out "screwdriver". On top of that, he didn't just produce two winning names, as you claimed, he actually came out with three! Screwdriver x 2 for both the tool and the cocktail, plus the Hoe.
You'd think coming up with names for two tools would be difficult for Steve when he shows up to work drunk, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Larry seems like a great guy to work with: understands the importance of the project, comes to the meeting prepared and with a clear explanation of his contribution, and has no problem sharing his work for the sake of the team.
@@_username listen dude, if you want people to like you, this is not the way to do it because right now I want you to shut up and stop. - from an average person
"Saw a saw saw salsa" - effing genius. Thank you Ryan for so consistently making me laugh. I know what you do is a lot of work, so I hope it has made you financially independent
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Everyone talks about Steve's many drunken accomplishments but no one checks in on the man. And Larry being kind enough to allow Allen to use his word is awesome
This is definitely the best manager so far, he was calm and professional, and only raised issue with real problems, like the hamburger guy not coming up with a name until two seconds after he was asked, or with the saw guy's name being confusing.
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“You made the thing that goes dudududududu what shall we call it?” “Hammer” “No Jack it needs to be your own name” “Ok Jackhammer” Give this man an award.
I laughed so hard that my 15 month old looked at me like I was crazy because I was listening with an ear bud in with him in my lap watching blues clues.
This was wild considering we have different names for some of these tools in the UK (so I didn't necessarily know what they were going to call them). I knew you called a spanner a wrench, but I didn't know that you called an allen key an allen wrench!
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Honestly, this was just brilliant. Watched it a second time just now. Ryan, some of these skits of yours are going to enter the realm of comedy classics. You're very talented and I have no doubt people will still be watching and laughing at these skits decades from now.
Boss: Phillip, you had this thing with a cross on the tip, what should we call it? Phillip: That's a screwdriver! Boss: It needs a different name, corporate decided. Steve: How about we call that a bangmailman? Phillip: How about Phillip's screwdriver?
Indeed. He really is playing with words here, also the way he talks. I cannot even repeat the saw a saw saw salsa part without stumbling over my tongue.
@@fiorafonsett489 We don't need a movie about the Time Traveling Reporter Guy, he's a moron. We need a movie and a spinoff series centered around Michael Pickleseller. He is truly an inspirational being.
He did that the day after. The conversation went like this: Boss: "Hey, I asked to name two more tools, since you obviously didn't give it your all with the Hammer." David: "Mhm? Eh...yeah I totally did too!" Boss: "So, first off we have this thing... kinda looks like a fork..." David: "Yeah fork! Perfect name!" Boss: *sighs* "No you see we already have a tool called fork, James named it, remember. He bumped his toe as he said the name. He also told me to fork off when I ask if he was sure. Whatever that means!" David: "Ehm....Pickle Fork?" Boss: *sighs again* "ok fine! And what about this thing?" David: "Ehm..Pickle....?" Boss: *looks at the sandwich, then at him* David: "Pi...el....Pick!" ..... Boss: "Yeah that actually sounds kinda good... I had some more tools left but you know what. I'm just gonna call them all Picks. This is used on Locks, this on teeth, this is used on ice, this one was actually for Alex to do, but let's just combine the axe-name with your pick-name. And we're done, I'm gonna take a nap for the rest of the day."
Wow, the ability to keep up with everybody's name. Kudos to you, my friend. For the Saw and Salsa section of the skit. I almost lost it in two way. 1. My ability to keep up with it all. 2. My sanity. Oh the giggles. I had to rewind it and listen to it again, that time concentrating a bit more. I commend you for your patience, each of those lines had to have come with a LOT of outtakes. I'm sure there are a lot of people who would have loved to see those outtakes. Uh oh, now they will probably start asking for them, since I just mentioned it. Oops, sorry!
AxxL would you stop going to every single video you watch and self promote. It's annoying, if you want to self promote, go to a discord server which allows it
"You also have to consider if someone saws through a jar of salsa" "Why would someone saw a salsa?" "Well I don't know but that would mean that they saw a saw saw salsa" -Ryan George 2020
For anyone curious: - "Hammer" most likely came from a word that just meant “tool with a stone head". This was itself likely derived from a word meaning "stone", which itself was further derived from a word meaning "sharp". - "Axe" most likely came from an ancient word that meant "sharp" (yes, the same one as hammer). - "Screwdriver" is just from "tool for driving screws". As for why the vodka and orange juice cocktail is called that, it's because some oil workers in the Persian Golf didn't have a spoon, so they would mix up the combination with a screwdriver. - "Crowbar" came from "crow", with the "bar" being added later. Why this was chosen is unknown, but the two most common theories are because it looks like a crow's foot or that it came from the Old French word "cros", meaning "hooks". - "Jackhammer" of course came from "jack + hammer". As for where "Jack" came from, it's because it was a generic for "any common fellow" in the 14th century, which later got applied to a bunch of appliances that did the work of common servants starting in the 1570's. This meaning survived for centuries, eventually making its way into "jackhammer", which combined two tools used by the common fellow to do common work. - "Allen wrench" is a generic for any kind of hex key. The generic came from "Allen Manufacturing Company", the manufacturer that invented the tool, which was further named after its founder, William G. Allen. - "Saw" most likely came from a word which meant "to cut", meaning the name of the tool came from a verb and later itself became a verb. No relation to the conjugation, which formed separately. - "Hoe" came from the Frankish word "hauwan", which meant "to hew". This itself came from an older word which meant both "to hew" and "to cut".
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@Dhrishit Khandhar hes obviously a little kid swearing at him and being rude aint gonna do anything stop getting mad at little kids. its funny how people tease kids. it just shows either that you are a kid trying to look cool OR a horrible excuse for a human being
This is Kevin for myself, I was definitely seeking treatment for the hammer in my pants but it's Jack & Allen with Steve's wife. I got my treatment from the wife of Mr Crow Magnon there. She's a great doctor
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He should make a sequel where they name groups of animals. “I think a group of birds should be called a “flock”.” “Flock, that’s good. Now, what about sheep?” “Uhh, a, uh, flock.” “Hey, you’re stealing my idea again!” “I mean, they’re kind of the same, right?” “They’re not, actually!” “Okay, George, you had owls, what about those?” “ *British accent and flag* I thought we would go with parliament.” “Parliament, like, like the British government?” “God save the Queen!” “What about crows, do we have a name for those?” Crow guy: “A *murder.* “ “......okay, STILL don’t want to get on your bad side, so that works”
"How about cows?" "Flock?" "Be original." "OK, herd." "You've done it again. That sounds like the past tense of another common verb of sensory perception..." "And while we're here, we need to find a common name for marketing Osmeridae fish, and please, no more past tense verbs of sensory perception. "
In Steve's wife's defence, it's hard to tell people apart in the Ryanverse.
This comment needs to be on top 😂
Uh...Steve has a mustache...der
One guy has a mustache and the other has a thicker mustache... Clearly two different people.
Steve's wife also looks like Steve and Ryan so she's really just into herself. 🤔
@@angelicapickles1135 This reminds me of the short "I'm you, dickhead"
“They saw a saw saw salsa”
The English language is tight
Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
"llama a la llama que está en llamas " in English : "call the llama which is on fire"
@@lavaleader3455 Alex, while Jack had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had a better sound in the sentence.
What if someone was named Saw
I saw Saw's saw saw salsa
His wife cheated on him, he drank heavily to forget the pain, still showed up to work and produced 2 of the best names with no effort at all.
Steve is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.
Yes
No
Unlike Jack, he's a man of principles and refused to piggyback. No "Stevedrill" coming out of him, instead he bangs out "screwdriver". On top of that, he didn't just produce two winning names, as you claimed, he actually came out with three! Screwdriver x 2 for both the tool and the cocktail, plus the Hoe.
I would say all of it was based on experience lol
He's still at work because if he doesn't pay the alimony he'll be thrown in jail
"Alᵉx"
"Yeah, that's not helpful, Alex."
_Writes something down_
Lol
@PINK SOLDIER then you’re not helpful Alex
@PINK SOLDIER xD
Lol
Its a hit list
"Yeah Kevin is out sick today"
"Well if he's out. I'm in"
Well, if he’s in, I’m in.
my favourite comment here
If he's in, I am out.
well if he's in, i'm out.
Well if he’s in, I’m out
Imagine a dad building something with his kid: "Hey son, pass me that bangmailman would ya?"
Imagine if they named a tool that tho😂
"Hey, Mom, Dad's asking for ya!"
*MEANWHILE!*
😂😂😂😂
From now on in my house, it shall be known as the bangmailman. I personally look forward to screwing with the bangmailman.
That saw bit was brilliant.
Saws don't have bits; drills have bits.
@@EdKolis I love you
I F ing HATE the SOB that decided to use tool names for verbs and conjugates!
You'd think coming up with names for two tools would be difficult for Steve when he shows up to work drunk, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I see what you did there.
Oh really?
*when cheated Ryan exited his house*
Mailman: well, if he’s out, I’m in.
A+ callback 😂
If he’s in im in 🥴
Good reference my dude
Finally a reference that’s not a ‘snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day’ one.
Dude that was legit premium
“You have my sword”
“And my bow!”
“And my Alex!”
“And my Hoe!”
Alex!
🤣
"And my uuh... ummm
..... Hammer..."
HAHAAAA
Larry seems like a great guy to work with: understands the importance of the project, comes to the meeting prepared and with a clear explanation of his contribution, and has no problem sharing his work for the sake of the team.
Still one of my all time favourite sketches from Ryan!
Steve is literally their best guy at the table. Came in drunk and still gave the two best names to the products.
Also the drink, so that's 3
*if you don’t like that we can also call it bang mailman my wife thought that was a good name too*
He actually was so prepared that he gave 2 proposals when he was asked for a name
Never got over 400 likes before on a comment, feels good XD
He technically did four, because at the end he did 'hoe'
I'm pretty sure Alex had stroke and everyone just kinda went with it..
Luckily I'm fine
That exactly what I do and it's my name too
he was the mailman
@@_username listen dude, if you want people to like you, this is not the way to do it because right now I want you to shut up and stop.
- from an average person
@@SleepySnapbody i never intended for people to like me, i just wanted people to notice me...
- Albert Einstein
Coming back after 2 years because I found out that there is an actual drink called a screwdriver which is vodka and orange juice
"Saw a saw saw salsa" - effing genius. Thank you Ryan for so consistently making me laugh. I know what you do is a lot of work, so I hope it has made you financially independent
"Alex"
"Yeah that's not helpful Alex"
writes something down...
300 like sand 1 reply
Alex
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Alx
@@ThoseZbroz stfu
The joke with jackhammer was pretty good. Caught me off-guard.
I thoght it would be like a beating meat joke
So did I but that was much more clever.
I liked it. I also liked the Al an wrench.
Pneumatic drill
Water came out of my nose
Everyone talks about Steve's many drunken accomplishments but no one checks in on the man. And Larry being kind enough to allow Allen to use his word is awesome
This is definitely the best manager so far, he was calm and professional, and only raised issue with real problems, like the hamburger guy not coming up with a name until two seconds after he was asked, or with the saw guy's name being confusing.
“Smells a lot like Ham, David” best line idk why
Didn’t expect to see you here lol
Billy Crawshrimp Why’s that?
@@WallOBrix nice joke my dude
I think "I saw a saw saw salsa was better"
BossKingLegoProductions you’re here to??
This canonically Takes place after the “How fruits got their names” episode because the screwdriver guy had orange juice
So true
Vodka orange juice!
Continuity is important after all
Technically this video came before how fruits got their names
@@abetang4841 Technically, "A New Hope" came before "The Revenge of the Siths"
The “saw” had me LMAO! 🤣 😂 😆
Kevin's life is falling apart and yet he's still doing his job.
Be like Kevin.
How does he have so much chemistry with himself
That is some big quarantine energy.
Pog
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Honestly, he should marry himself. I can’t see any other alternative
@@hamzamemon3081 He has already made both marriage and divorce skits. He doesn't play them by himself.
"It's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days." So true, so true.
That's why they keep them in packets. So you can't smell em til you buy em.
I'm still waiting on mine with a really big pickle in it.
@@shadowreaver752 That seems kind of greedy. How about a sandwich with a pretty big pickle?
Crazy world, lotta smells
Steve is that fun guy that we all want to work with, for the short time he is employed. Great stuff Ryan as always.
The irony is that Ryan came up with this sketch by being like "what can I write a sketch about?"... (Looks around garage) ..."tools, perfect"
First guy to ask themselves what to write a sketch about be like
Now, I think you're gonna have to get wayyyyy off his back about that.
@@Torlik11 oh ok let me get offa that thing!
"So you have a sketch for me?"
"Yes sir, I do."
“You made the thing that goes dudududududu what shall we call it?”
“Hammer”
“No Jack it needs to be your own name”
“Ok Jackhammer”
Give this man an award.
that was amazingly witty
When that came up, I thought, "How is Ryan going to name a pneumatic drill in a witty way...?"
i would have called that thing darude sandstorm
Word to you mom...don't be drinking water when that part comes up...it comes out your nose
And with the way people actually name things after themselves somewhat realistic.
Newton comes to mind. 🍎
I’m going through a really rough time. I come to your videos to cheer me up. It really helps. Thank you Ryan
I laughed so hard that my 15 month old looked at me like I was crazy because I was listening with an ear bud in with him in my lap watching blues clues.
I hope Steve gets over her because he's clearly a valuable idea man.
Steve deserved better than her.
Lmao facts
*heo*
@@pinetwin9176 yeah
@Dhrishit Khandhar Bot? this is miles from zbroz I'm not a bot
Let's take a moment and pray for Steeve. He's really going through a bad time.
🙏😔
🥺🥺🥺🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 in Steve we pray
🙏
Nothin' more alcohol can't fix
guy clearly needs a raise
Ryan has a way of making un-family friendly jokes into hilarious family friendly jokes 😂
This was wild considering we have different names for some of these tools in the UK (so I didn't necessarily know what they were going to call them). I knew you called a spanner a wrench, but I didn't know that you called an allen key an allen wrench!
an allen key is a set of allen wrenches combined into one tool. you fold out the size you need
til what a spanner actually is :/
In my language the wrench is called spannaar and just realised it's a borrowed word from British.
spanner is a special kind of wrench I'm pretty sure, allen key is an alternate name for allan wrench.
just checked a spanner is adjustable while a wrench is not, otherwise they are the same tool.
Love how he was wearing a fake moustache even though he actually has a real moustache
Taking it off must be painful for him then...
Wait he really does
I'm the police chief. I have a more commanding moustache than you.
I wouldn't even have noticed xD thanks
I just had a Stanley moment
Please give Rufus the "crowbar" guy his own spinoff series.
I also really liked Rufus. He really had an edge to him
I honestly want a spin off series with all these guys
I don't think he'll do a spinoff of the character, but I got a gut feeling were going to be seeing a lot more of his actor in the future.
Rufus always in the spotlight of ryan george universe last time, he is a dog that save the day by snapping the bas guys neck
@@jadondavid8272 lmao
0:33 “The que- the ans- the name is uh ham-mer” 😂😂😂
The endings of the sketches. The last lines are the funniest
“Crowbar”
“Ohhkay don’t wanna get on your bad side” reaction is priceless
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. . The crow was gonna use that for he's bar. .
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Hahah
"Can't we get back on track here?'
"ALEX!"
"You're not helping, Alex..."
That hit me funny.
ALXE
hit ya with an axe or a hammer?
he wrote something down then
The meeting just got Hodored.
@@furymonger5395 he does say it like that doesn't he
Honestly, this was just brilliant. Watched it a second time just now. Ryan, some of these skits of yours are going to enter the realm of comedy classics. You're very talented and I have no doubt people will still be watching and laughing at these skits decades from now.
When he got going with the "saw saw saw salsa" bit I couldn't stop laughing!
They
What if it was a guy named Saul sawing the sala?
I didn't see that coming lol
Well you could say “ I saw a saw saw a saw. “
You could even go as deep a “Saw saw a saw saw a saw.” If a person named saw sees a saw get sawed
I like how the image changes every time even though he’s not flipping pages but also writing things down.
I like to think that he's freehand drawing these and he's just that good
Sounds like showing different tools without flipping pages is super easy barely an inconvenience!
2percentright. I just think it’s a magic clip board. At this point anything is possible in the Ryanverse.
This was before the guy, who invented flipping pages.
Magically changing pictures is TIGHT
Boss: Phillip, you had this thing with a cross on the tip, what should we call it?
Phillip: That's a screwdriver!
Boss: It needs a different name, corporate decided.
Steve: How about we call that a bangmailman?
Phillip: How about Phillip's screwdriver?
Congrats on becoming most popular in the channel, Steve, Alex, Larry, and everyone else!
"So, you've got a tool for me?"
"Yes, sir, I do!"
I have been sitting in awe at this comment for the past 5 minutes.
Naming tools is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@@daybydedlite132 gardening hoes are TIGHT!
@Freddy Kabuffke
Wow wow wow wow. Wow.
Uh huh...
"Smells a lot like ham, David."
"Oh, yeah, no. You know, it's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days."
Genius, pure genius.
probably chicken...?
Definitely
Oh, is it because of "bologna"?
That saw Tongue-Twister was absolute genius well done
Wow. This was easily one of the best you’ve made. Absolutely brilliant from beginning to end.
Indeed. He really is playing with words here, also the way he talks. I cannot even repeat the saw a saw saw salsa part without stumbling over my tongue.
Super easily, barely an inconvenience.
You're just saying that so he'll put your name on the screwdriver.
absolutetly brilliant from beginning to end is all of his videos.
@@tobybartels8426 lol I saw what you did there
Why is no one talking about how many distinct characters he can portray at the same time.
#RyanGeorgeTheMovie
Make it happen!
it was supposed to back in june. Time Travel Reporter Guy the Movie coming june 2020 remember?
@@fiorafonsett489 We don't need a movie about the Time Traveling Reporter Guy, he's a moron. We need a movie and a spinoff series centered around Michael Pickleseller. He is truly an inspirational being.
@@thebombspayloadisexposed you make a very good point
@@thebombspayloadisexposed They already made it. It is called "The Founder" starring Michael Keaton.
@@FahadBashir Does he sell pickles in the movie?
After watching two Steve TH-cam clips I believe I have a pretty good working model of what his inner monologue sounds like
Okay Steve, I think you should go home, but yeah, that's perfect! - Oh man, that really got me!
"I put some vodka in some orange juice. I don't even care anymore."
-me the entirety of quarantine
Same
Call it the screwdriver
@ZACK stop looking at mirrors on TH-cam
But you're like 14 lol
@ZACK dafaq does that mean
I feel like the screwdriver guy should've been called Philip.
That's a pretty flat joke.
Guys screwing around with these jokes are bad for you.
get a grip you 3
I'm going to get Allen over here to put BOTH a you out of a job. Or that other guy, what's his name? Twerks or Forks or something?
Phillip should get a raise
I have NEVER laughed so much at one of your videos! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
"CrowBar" Kills me every time, thank you so much for making this sir!
"Rufus, you had this thing, what do you got for me back there buddy?"
*c r o w b a r*
Thanks, I missed it while watching the video
@@SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj Wait, he posted something that was from the video? Dang, I missed that.
"Ok I don't want to get on your bad side so that works for me''
@@Frungi whoosh to you
@@cameronbablandananavan2337 Looks like he deleted the reply I was wooshing to. So I’m deleting my woosh.
The delivery of “Hammer’s already taken Jack” is underrated
Or you know, it's properly rated?
LOL
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@@_username stop advertising your poorly edited garbage
Steve bringing the gold! Love it.
Ryan, I think you are incredibly funny and talented. I’ve always enjoyed your videos.
The setup of the jackhammer into the Allen wrench was perfect.
LOLL ikr
They did forget Stanley knife
Yep, genius
Except it’s called an Allen KEY
Funny enough, in Ireland, we call them Allen Keys.
Imagine what hammers would be called if he was eating a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it instead of ham.
Well a picker would make sense for the back side of a hammer i guess
He did that the day after. The conversation went like this:
Boss: "Hey, I asked to name two more tools, since you obviously didn't give it your all with the Hammer."
David: "Mhm? Eh...yeah I totally did too!"
Boss: "So, first off we have this thing... kinda looks like a fork..."
David: "Yeah fork! Perfect name!"
Boss: *sighs* "No you see we already have a tool called fork, James named it, remember. He bumped his toe as he said the name. He also told me to fork off when I ask if he was sure. Whatever that means!"
David: "Ehm....Pickle Fork?"
Boss: *sighs again* "ok fine! And what about this thing?"
David: "Ehm..Pickle....?"
Boss: *looks at the sandwich, then at him*
David: "Pi...el....Pick!"
.....
Boss: "Yeah that actually sounds kinda good... I had some more tools left but you know what. I'm just gonna call them all Picks.
This is used on Locks, this on teeth, this is used on ice, this one was actually for Alex to do, but let's just combine the axe-name with your pick-name. And we're done, I'm gonna take a nap for the rest of the day."
Guy in the background: "WAIT, Fork is already taken? But I wanted to pitch fork!"
*PICKAXE*
What should we call Kevin's tool?
Steve: H O E
Ian Boggs: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Wow, the ability to keep up with everybody's name. Kudos to you, my friend.
For the Saw and Salsa section of the skit. I almost lost it in two way. 1. My ability to keep up with it all. 2. My sanity. Oh the giggles. I had to rewind it and listen to it again, that time concentrating a bit more.
I commend you for your patience, each of those lines had to have come with a LOT of outtakes. I'm sure there are a lot of people who would have loved to see those outtakes. Uh oh, now they will probably start asking for them, since I just mentioned it.
Oops, sorry!
The Crowbar was great and the answer: „I don’t want to get on your bad side“ genius
@@AxxLAfriku wtf is wrong with you
AxxL No.
@@AxxLAfriku pretty sure you need medical help.
@@Singurarity88 It cant be helped.
They need an asylum.
AxxL would you stop going to every single video you watch and self promote. It's annoying, if you want to self promote, go to a discord server which allows it
Don't mess around with an Alex: that's not a friggin toy.
Alex
*Aleckz
And watch out for Alex murders
That's an Alckxe. I have found it to be very useful when I try it on the kids that I have held captive.
What?
Careful With That Alex Eugene
How he managed to say saw a saw saw sawing salsa fluently that many times is impressive
Your best work yet. Great stuff.
“ Just crazy how some sandwiches smell these days.”
I got serious Morty vibes from this guy.
It probably didn't had a pickle
@@bullykojima3232 We never found out for sure what was in the sandwich.
LOL
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Ryan’s expressions sell the whole thing. Just the way he says “drill” has so much intent.
saying the word DRILL is TIGHT!
He really is a talented comedic actor.
Ryan is actually a trained actor.
Yes so much impact
That's Daniel you uncultured case
Good thing they are so many, because I am becoming addicted to these videos!
I️ just got the screw driver drink joke, because that’s a type of cocktail 🤣
"That's not helpful, Alex."
I feel insulted.
He said "Alx" lol
lmao
Alex
I've never met an Alex that can get the job done better than an axe
If he was named “Axel” if would have been perfect.
I wonder why Ryan wasn't at the Emmy's. Oh yeah, they don't recognize talent.
Yeah they only recognize MONEY
Truth
Emmys*
also he'd need one of his alter ego's to be black and black face is frowned upon so....
@@ineedanewname4844 Money is tight!
This might be my new favorite channel :O
0:46 David: how are you able to smell the ham from all the way over there?
Boss: so you admit that it's ham?
David: ah dang it!
"It's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days" 😂😂😂😂
Lmao had be broken 🤣🤣🤣
sMeLlS a LoT lIkE hAm
"What kind of sandwich is that?"
*uhhhh PROBABLY chicken...* 😂
Probably had pretty big pickles in them
"You also have to consider if someone saws through a jar of salsa"
"Why would someone saw a salsa?"
"Well I don't know but that would mean that they saw a saw saw salsa"
-Ryan George 2020
*"Well I don't know but that would mean that someone saw a saw saw salsa" there you go.
@@tobechukwuaneke9467 Thanks
The ending part reminded me a lot of Letterkenny
Ryan George for president 🙌😂😂
what about "i saw a saw saw salsa, Saul" talking to the boss man named Saul
I love how he writes on the paper and immediately turns it around without flipping the page and the image has changed.
This is still one of the greatest sketches there is on this platform.
For anyone curious:
- "Hammer" most likely came from a word that just meant “tool with a stone head". This was itself likely derived from a word meaning "stone", which itself was further derived from a word meaning "sharp".
- "Axe" most likely came from an ancient word that meant "sharp" (yes, the same one as hammer).
- "Screwdriver" is just from "tool for driving screws". As for why the vodka and orange juice cocktail is called that, it's because some oil workers in the Persian Golf didn't have a spoon, so they would mix up the combination with a screwdriver.
- "Crowbar" came from "crow", with the "bar" being added later. Why this was chosen is unknown, but the two most common theories are because it looks like a crow's foot or that it came from the Old French word "cros", meaning "hooks".
- "Jackhammer" of course came from "jack + hammer". As for where "Jack" came from, it's because it was a generic for "any common fellow" in the 14th century, which later got applied to a bunch of appliances that did the work of common servants starting in the 1570's. This meaning survived for centuries, eventually making its way into "jackhammer", which combined two tools used by the common fellow to do common work.
- "Allen wrench" is a generic for any kind of hex key. The generic came from "Allen Manufacturing Company", the manufacturer that invented the tool, which was further named after its founder, William G. Allen.
- "Saw" most likely came from a word which meant "to cut", meaning the name of the tool came from a verb and later itself became a verb. No relation to the conjugation, which formed separately.
- "Hoe" came from the Frankish word "hauwan", which meant "to hew". This itself came from an older word which meant both "to hew" and "to cut".
Thank you! This was intresting!
Love.
Stefan M. Thanks
Ps. You can’t be both unus and annus
I wasn't curious at all but I appreciate your doing the research and taking the time to spell that out. Thanks.
Nice thanks
I'd just like to point out that most of the "tools" I've met were named by their parents. ;-)
Mediocre burn at best
Holy shit dude, you are without a doubt a sad man...
@@casperryborg4869 how?
@@casperryborg4869 he just made a joke
Your profile picture matches a joke like this
Time traveler: *moves chair*
The timeline: Son, could you pass me the bang mailman?
Steve's "A HOE!" Is the biggest amount of emotion i have seen coming from this guy
"Hammer is already taken, Jack, you need your own name."
"Oh, well... Okay. Jack-hammer."
"That's not what... okay, you know what? Fine."
ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
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@@ThoseZbroz
Zbroz is such an inspiration to me and my NOBODY FUCKING CARES
@@shivery_timbers1430 Please don't be a jerk. That is really unnecessary and not cool.
@Dhrishit Khandhar hes obviously a little kid
swearing at him and being rude aint gonna do anything
stop getting mad at little kids.
its funny how people tease kids. it just shows either that you are a kid trying to look cool
OR a horrible excuse for a human being
@@blackbed5108 FINALLY I CAN SCREAM AND SWEAR AT CHILDREN
I wonder is Kevin is out because he's with Steve's wife.
Top 10 Anime Plot Twist Betrayals
Maybe Adam is with Steve's wife. You know, Adam Driver!
Danilego yes
the lore
This is Kevin for myself, I was definitely seeking treatment for the hammer in my pants but it's Jack & Allen with Steve's wife. I got my treatment from the wife of Mr Crow Magnon there. She's a great doctor
I'm grateful this channel exists. You do good work, sir. Fine fine work.
You absoultely nailed the execution of all these jokes lmao you're a natural! haha
Brilliant. This was hilarious ly clever😂👌🏾
why can’t verified people make jokes ;_;
they just compliment people
a l x e
Why do verified people get that many likes they are not even funny
@@relaxeverythingisnormal3727 yea
I really like how nice he is with Alan, understanding that he was jealous and let him do his thing
“It’s crazy how some sandwiches smell these days“ 😂😂
Ryan's writing is subtle and the jokes are brilliant!
I have a HUGE sweet spot for linguistic jokes. On the "saw" part I just laugh all my air out
ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
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I have a sweet spot for many jokes, that being one of them
check out pearls before swine for more of that
As much as you don’t think you should, you should watch letterkenny
That's probably why they made a movie about it.
He should make a sequel where they name groups of animals.
“I think a group of birds should be called a “flock”.”
“Flock, that’s good. Now, what about sheep?”
“Uhh, a, uh, flock.”
“Hey, you’re stealing my idea again!”
“I mean, they’re kind of the same, right?”
“They’re not, actually!”
“Okay, George, you had owls, what about those?”
“ *British accent and flag* I thought we would go with parliament.”
“Parliament, like, like the British government?”
“God save the Queen!”
“What about crows, do we have a name for those?”
Crow guy: “A *murder.* “
“......okay, STILL don’t want to get on your bad side, so that works”
Yes, that would be amazing
I love that
"How about cows?"
"Flock?"
"Be original."
"OK, herd."
"You've done it again. That sounds like the past tense of another common verb of sensory perception..."
"And while we're here, we need to find a common name for marketing Osmeridae fish, and please, no more past tense verbs of sensory perception. "
GonerBoy; Dude I feel like I just read one of his videos. Wow Wow Wow... Wow!
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I've listened to the saw bit like 5 times and I find it hilarious every time 🤣
The crowbar guy is my favorite, I hope he returns one day, with his crow! 🖤
Considering we have an article of clothing named "wife-beater", "bangmailman" doesn't seem that strange.
lmao true
we need the wank chain
Imagine if the sandwich was chicken
It would sound “Chickenner”
Turkeymer
Bolognamer 😂
Peanut butter and jellymer
PB&Jer
What do you mean? It is chicken
@@Fun_maths
A chicken that smells like ham
@@Shadow-Shell crazy how sandwiches smell these days
I love this American version of Jimmy Rees' "the guy who names things". Good work!