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  • @ellaenglish
    @ellaenglish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23169

    “My stupidity is quantifiable”
    *sentence that is equally smart and stupid*

    • @suchtberater
      @suchtberater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Saying that:" If i would get a penny for everytime im being stupid then i woudnt have to be stupid to be rich." Is equally as smart

    • @aadelynn1388
      @aadelynn1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@suchtberater *Then I wouldn't have to be smart to be rich

    • @akms1_
      @akms1_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      He's stupid but faster

    • @maricelabonilla6325
      @maricelabonilla6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👍

    • @Jadriam
      @Jadriam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thanks to Freemand's Mind/Ross Scott, this phenomenon has been nicknamed 'smupid'.

  • @Blueberi4
    @Blueberi4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7003

    “Deuce is two in Spanish”
    *pulling out Dos card*

    • @UnKnown-tv1fx
      @UnKnown-tv1fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Jajajaja true!

    • @scribs9337
      @scribs9337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I can't lie; Deuce is a good game.

    • @UnKnown-tv1fx
      @UnKnown-tv1fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@scribs9337 Wait... Deuce is actually a game??

    • @UnKnown-tv1fx
      @UnKnown-tv1fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh wow... It IS a game called like that if you google it. (Maybe it Is known in the U.S. and i've never heard of it)

    • @scribs9337
      @scribs9337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@UnKnown-tv1fx no it's actually Dos the card game I was just joking.

  • @madimo26
    @madimo26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15336

    "so now, my stupidity,
    *is q u a n t i f i a b l e* "

    • @LaserDawg
      @LaserDawg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I’m stupid *_F A S T E R_*

    • @HelisCasting
      @HelisCasting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Now im S M O R T.......but stupid

    • @Jellyduckface1
      @Jellyduckface1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Soon

    • @GrimmySan
      @GrimmySan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol
      He has I N F I N I T E iq

    • @pencillo1
      @pencillo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣 as I read this he said it in the video

  • @MaisyWilkinson-e5p
    @MaisyWilkinson-e5p 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +267

    The fact that youre willing to collectively write down your misunderstandings and correct them is a skill I wish would be more common

  • @hillary961
    @hillary961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34614

    This dude is making me not understand the things I did understand.

  • @Modusiticate
    @Modusiticate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17965

    "i'm not smart"
    *proceeds to explain in detail why he isn't smart, complete with observational evidence*

    • @That1Toast
      @That1Toast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Oh wow

    • @leahpan8785
      @leahpan8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lol

    • @joepat1279
      @joepat1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      The duality of man

    • @j-yoshi64_justcallmej
      @j-yoshi64_justcallmej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      There are different kinds of smart, so he has something.

    • @Modusiticate
      @Modusiticate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@j-yoshi64_justcallmej yea, intelligence as we know it is very limited in perspective. i have terrible grades, im horrible at spelling, and my social skills are appalling, but my teachers call me a genius and recommend that i pursue a career in biology so 🤷‍♀️
      edit: i'm tooting my own horn a bit, but i need something to be proud of okay

  • @big_baller420_blazin6
    @big_baller420_blazin6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6035

    This is how I found out that when people call someone "sweetpea" they aren't talking about peas.
    There is a lot I need to figure out too...

    • @Echantediamond1
      @Echantediamond1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      They arent talking about flowers either

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Umm yeah I thought it was just about Peas TwT

    • @WitchyLadyLily
      @WitchyLadyLily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was under the impression there was some type of fruit that was the size of a pea that was sweet that /grew/ on these "sweet pea" flowers

    • @emilynatukua7825
      @emilynatukua7825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @SweetflyRachel
      @SweetflyRachel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, I always thought it was about actual peas

  • @LeonHerbert-fc9ih
    @LeonHerbert-fc9ih 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +369

    This is foreshadowing to the adhd video

    • @Shangori
      @Shangori 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      If nothing else it's a great example of an undiagnosed disorder. My wife is the same. 38, just found out she's autistic. Its been a trip realizing that she works different from me.

    • @puck6380
      @puck6380 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I wonder if he still thinks he is stupid

    • @Mayayapayapa
      @Mayayapayapa 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Probably not, he must've understood he just never got proper help ​@@puck6380

  • @essenel
    @essenel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6107

    "Mushrooms are toadstools because they are a stool... for toads."
    My brain: *Tears aparts because of sudden realisation*

    • @sugarmiilk1250
      @sugarmiilk1250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Essenel HOLY-

    • @Scardacay
      @Scardacay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That is literrally the dutch name... paddestoelen

    • @jplata3643
      @jplata3643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ha

    • @pixelcat4593
      @pixelcat4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ) woah---

    • @Kimberly-un4dq
      @Kimberly-un4dq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thunk my brain is squared! ●□●

  • @cosmicsailor8733
    @cosmicsailor8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7539

    “My stupidity is quantifiable” has the same energy as “I’m stupid... *faster* “

    • @latea-altacc
      @latea-altacc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Immmmm stuuppid

    • @latea-altacc
      @latea-altacc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lik pls
      | |
      V

    • @Sarahalgahimi
      @Sarahalgahimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@latea-altacc oof that's harsh

    • @ladyellen7993
      @ladyellen7993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I'm doing a thousand calculations per second and they're ALL WRONG

    • @BigCroca
      @BigCroca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "hAs ThE sAmE eNeRgY" bruh shut the fuck up you aren't funny.

  • @nobodygoodfr9556
    @nobodygoodfr9556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3005

    "Deuce is two in Spanish."
    Me, having taken basic highschool Spanish: "Oh no."

    • @juliao4321
      @juliao4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      I speak both German and Spanish...
      I can promise you *”He’s Wrong.”*

    • @skeli1827
      @skeli1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Dos

    • @emmad1224
      @emmad1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Its funny because zwei is two in German.
      Close enough

    • @amfram
      @amfram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I thought it might be French, which was infinitely closer than both of his guesses. Maybe it’s like a corruption of Deux that became English slang?

    • @Bionic_B
      @Bionic_B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was just remembering that one Pitbull song. The one that goes “One, two, three, four, Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro...”

  • @thunder_wolf23
    @thunder_wolf23 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "911? Yeah, he's back."
    That's gotta be some kind of achievement

    • @kami.UvU.
      @kami.UvU. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Me being in the comments section, I hear him telling this, I scroll just a bit down, see your comment, very satisfied

    • @plux31
      @plux31 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      911 or 9/11?

    • @Nyaatastic
      @Nyaatastic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Take a guess

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@plux31Shut up forever.

  • @andybernard2497
    @andybernard2497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3953

    “My brain is a square and I’m often confused” never been able to relate to a title more

    • @Cry0thecringeyicerobot
      @Cry0thecringeyicerobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cornell sucks

    • @veryfruityolive
      @veryfruityolive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Cry0thecringeyicerobot there boutta be a war

    • @Peperjackchese
      @Peperjackchese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’d like to make something very clear to everyone who loves and supports me, gEt oUT Of hEre gEt aYAy frOm mY hOUse uAHeAHggAh gET

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      square brain

    • @spadescan
      @spadescan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice office pfp

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    I love the Windows error sound every time he says "square brain"

    • @c.edithherrera8692
      @c.edithherrera8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I literally didn't hear that until you said it

    • @pizzaninja162
      @pizzaninja162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@c.edithherrera8692 lmao same

    • @winko8484
      @winko8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love you

    • @TroyThomasTNT
      @TroyThomasTNT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “911 what is your emergency”

  • @hotchocolategaming1008
    @hotchocolategaming1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    "Whenever I'm dumb I write it down in this list and now, I have a list"
    *big brain moment*

  • @RantOnReviews
    @RantOnReviews 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +233

    Literally didn't know the sweet pea thing until this video...

    • @catsandwich1406
      @catsandwich1406 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I didn't either the first time, then forgot, then played stardew, and now it's in my head

    • @henrystickmin8812
      @henrystickmin8812 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ⁠@@catsandwich1406I didn't even know there were sweet peas in stardew valley

    • @jase123111
      @jase123111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      But sweet peas are fkowers
      ..of a kind of pea

    • @chimpyhoo7775
      @chimpyhoo7775 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lol same

  • @samfish90212
    @samfish90212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7625

    “My stupidity is quantifiable”
    I felt that

    • @herecomesace5936
      @herecomesace5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WHEN I WAS READING THIS,IT SAID IT!!

    • @thealphafox64
      @thealphafox64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@herecomesace5936 me too 0.0

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh for real, I missed that the first few times around but god damn that hit my hard this time

    • @A_very_good_cheese
      @A_very_good_cheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least it isnt unquantifiable

    • @S0LAAARRRRR
      @S0LAAARRRRR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@herecomesace5936 ME TO wtf

  • @ElleEgg
    @ElleEgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5492

    him: *talks about the sweet pea*
    me who didn’t know that either: ᵒʰ

    • @atinysoftbean1645
      @atinysoftbean1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Yeah, I always thought it was because peas are a very tiny thing, so if you call someone a "sweet pea" you call them a nice/cute tiny thingy. I am gonna stick to my version.

    • @nicetrythief8347
      @nicetrythief8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A tiny, soft Bean sameeee

    • @JAvery-ei1cw
      @JAvery-ei1cw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same!!!...
      I Paused The Video Immediately & Msg'd My Brother:
      "Ummm, But We Both Thought The Same Regarding 'Sweet Pea' Though Right?" Hahaha!...
      He Sent Me The Video Originally, Because....
      Well... I Did My Own, Far Longer & Extra Square Brain'd, Version of 'The Opening Scene'... Much To His Amusement... and Eventual Sympathetic Dismay! lol

    • @PokerRageAH
      @PokerRageAH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I though sweetpea was another term for a sugar pea, which is an actual kind of pea.

    • @DrowningDevil
      @DrowningDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly i just always thought people where talking about the pea version of sweet corn and people just really liked it for some reason

  • @GameyGaming
    @GameyGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2739

    ICS: Deuce is “2” in Spanish.
    Dora: *I see you have chosen death.*

    • @bluemacaroons
      @bluemacaroons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Swiper’s gonna get u now

    • @IceyIsNicey
      @IceyIsNicey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      duolingo wants to know your location

    • @sleepysnakey7399
      @sleepysnakey7399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Duo the Duolingo bird:
      *_Spanish or Vanish._*

    • @ooploopshadoop
      @ooploopshadoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice pfp

    • @ackoof9347
      @ackoof9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah 2 in Spanish is dos

  • @RyderJae
    @RyderJae ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I watch this video at least once a year and somehow every time I watch it I learn something new. I never retain what I’ve learned so by next year this will all be new to me again.

  • @docfriend7058
    @docfriend7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    "Sweat pea is a flower"
    Oh no...
    I'm stupid ;-;

    • @charlottebiscuit4133
      @charlottebiscuit4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      oh god sweat peas would be a million times worse then sweet peas

    • @yourblueyoon
      @yourblueyoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The despair in this comment is SENDING ME

    • @tacofox28
      @tacofox28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh no we all stupid

    • @daritos1294
      @daritos1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD same

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...I always thought it was referring to Sugar-snap peas, colloquially known as sweet peas. I mean that makes sense... right? lol

  • @ndoubleaanimations2749
    @ndoubleaanimations2749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3393

    He’s not even dumb he’s just been putting two and two together wrong himself and realising that it’s wrong.......which is actually smart.

    • @150booyadragon
      @150booyadragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No

    • @picgmr1575
      @picgmr1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@150booyadragon yes

    • @tobidobidu1129
      @tobidobidu1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      isn't even one of the definitions of intelligence the ability to adapt and improve?

    • @samuellee3729
      @samuellee3729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You broke my brain.

    • @vonsterthemonster8939
      @vonsterthemonster8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NDoubleA Animations stop ✋

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8813

    "If I had a nickel everytime I was dumb, I would not have to be smart to make a lot of money"
    That's a good-ass quote

    • @okayyollie
      @okayyollie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      my favorite part is when he misspelled nickel in the video

    • @goldnile718
      @goldnile718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A smart quote even

    • @rul30fl4w5
      @rul30fl4w5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This is probably gonna be my senior quote tbh

    • @VeryOhio
      @VeryOhio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/UwrRG1m0ByY/w-d-xo.html

    • @danowo1048
      @danowo1048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ayeee another sans pfp

  • @mlou4444
    @mlou4444 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Hey! There are so many different types of intelligence. Your storytelling and comedic timing is brilliant and it brings people joy. So there...

    • @Atkam.
      @Atkam. หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In his wise words:
      ya ha get out of my house

  • @kyo3290
    @kyo3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    "When information enters my brain i dont know what happens to it."
    Well with the square brain it probably bounces around like a dvd logo.

    • @Spaghetti_WARLORD
      @Spaghetti_WARLORD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Tink ta tink tink tink

    • @jeremy8223
      @jeremy8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      and then you remember it when it hits the corner

    • @rgbgaming1972
      @rgbgaming1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @purplepachi9191
      @purplepachi9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jeremy8223 that makes so much sense holy shit

    • @v_artyt7988
      @v_artyt7988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAOOOOOOOOSNNDND

  • @jerrywillims7353
    @jerrywillims7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3982

    When you didn’t even know these things were dumb and thought of them everyday and then he makes this video...

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What do you mean you thought of them? He meat that he DIDN'T know these things.

    • @justblast3393
      @justblast3393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sploofmcsterra4786 Don't mind it, his brain is square

    • @jerrywillims7353
      @jerrywillims7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sploof Mcsterra I meant that I thought the same thing as him and thought it was normal

    • @avahbellagloomy.4749
      @avahbellagloomy.4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sploofmcsterra4786 did you read that right?- geezuz- no need to be rude :)

    • @atua9969
      @atua9969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is pretty dumb

  • @SunnySplosion
    @SunnySplosion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8884

    I'm here for my weekly viewing of this video

    • @luvvlli8059
      @luvvlli8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      relatable. I have to rewatch this video at least once a week while doing homework/chores basically anything. Just need it in the background.

    • @Quinnfamous
      @Quinnfamous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I watch this every 5 min 39 secs

    • @Jay_Da_Goat366
      @Jay_Da_Goat366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes and his crossover with noodle on the VR

    • @Jacket_50_
      @Jacket_50_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep as per usual

    • @albert_the_cool8092
      @albert_the_cool8092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea...

  • @maryam.m
    @maryam.m ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Your self-deprecating laugh at 2:34 was adorable 😊

  • @Crowind1_
    @Crowind1_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    Ice Cream Sandwich:
    "Deuce is two in spanish"
    Me, a spaniard:
    "i'm accepting that as fact"

    • @kevlarkittens
      @kevlarkittens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "a spanish" 😆🤭😆

    • @kaothicx
      @kaothicx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      uno deuce tres
      yes

    • @hanna-teresa5700
      @hanna-teresa5700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "or maybe in German"
      No, zwei is the German word for two.

    • @NoOne-ri7tw
      @NoOne-ri7tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I didn't know deuce was English. I didn't even know how to spell it.

    • @quinn470
      @quinn470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      its funny because i always thought it was french, even though i know 2 in french is deux :v :/
      (btw i am also a spanish / can speak it lol)
      when he was like ".... in spanish" i was like XD hah no its french lol
      and then i was like ...wait....wait no it- its not... wha-
      i was just as shocked as he was

  • @tropicalzilla8189
    @tropicalzilla8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    IceCream & Noodle streaming a nice, relaxing video:
    TH-cam:
    *you've fallen for the classic blunder*

    • @sabrinawalker4498
      @sabrinawalker4498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We "f'd" too hard in the chat. Too much respect was shown

    • @justthatnoodle
      @justthatnoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F

    • @synka5922
      @synka5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled

    • @tropicalzilla8189
      @tropicalzilla8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sabrinawalker4498 Yes, I had showed by respect. F

    • @betelgeuse4a
      @betelgeuse4a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *_THUNDA CROSSU SPLITTU ATTACK_*

  • @LiquidSoapDrinker
    @LiquidSoapDrinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Hey when someone says sweet pea, none of us think "pink flower" we all think of a small and adorable little pea

    • @lwright9690
      @lwright9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thank you for this comment! Cuz half of my brain cells leaped out of my head like a herd of lemmings because there are actual "sweet peas" as in sugar peas and thought that they were the same thing. but never knew that there was a flower called a sweet pea.
      There was also that lil baby from popeye so.......
      Yeah.
      * Shrugs *

    • @LiquidSoapDrinker
      @LiquidSoapDrinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lwright9690 yeah, only that one kid in class who tries too hard to be smart, would know what sweet pea actually meant

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I though Americans with a very heavy Texan accent said sweaty pea instead of sweaty pie ._.

    • @timpanini3848
      @timpanini3848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it meant a kind person

    • @daritos1294
      @daritos1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was A shocker I thought it meant somebody sweet, small, and cute, like a sweet pea

  • @ChosenC
    @ChosenC ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I found your channel after I watched your ADHD videos. I must say watching all your videos with the context of ADHD they make sooooo much sense… this is also I my brain works and I prolly have it to so yea… Superpowers or something….

  • @strangestkitkat4854
    @strangestkitkat4854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    I was today years old when i found out that a "sweet pea" was calling someone a flower.

  • @paulallen5914
    @paulallen5914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    "When information enters my brain it just..." I have never related to a statement more

  • @Xanderqwerty123
    @Xanderqwerty123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    Him;: "What would a sweet pea taste like?"
    Me: "guys dont tell him about sugarsnap peas"

    • @jayd8139
      @jayd8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I KNEW IT WAS REAL

    • @jayd8139
      @jayd8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sam Games I couldn’t remember what they were called and I thought I imagined them

    • @pillowmoment
      @pillowmoment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sweet pea is a flower right?
      (i play a lot of Stardew valley sorry if i’m wrong)
      I haven’t watched the whole video. Skipped a lot of stuff lol
      I WILL WATCH THE VIDEO I’M SORRY

    • @KimmerAnne74
      @KimmerAnne74 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do the sugery peas snap in half?
      Edit: I might need help

    • @bassplayertaylor6983
      @bassplayertaylor6983 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sugar snap peas aren't actually sweet though (thank god)

  • @GDpartitioncak3
    @GDpartitioncak3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    0:13 why is no one talking about how the "not" is uppercase in auto generated

    • @goongrape
      @goongrape 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WHATT

    • @user-AstroVespers
      @user-AstroVespers 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I never noticed it until now!

    • @linaguo3740
      @linaguo3740 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s because he emphasised it so the subtitles were uppercased

    • @ssoaphie
      @ssoaphie หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      its not autogenerated (i mean they are but they’re edited so they’re not just auto generated)

    • @karabomakeka
      @karabomakeka 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Utr Uuytfytdtefuctrz ffggfdytderezr

  • @PentaromaLMA0
    @PentaromaLMA0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2513

    "My brain is square"
    Everyone here:
    *the expert*

    • @OrangeXJam
      @OrangeXJam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Him : my brain is square " me who thought about Steve in Minecraft "

    • @yaboiskrskrt3592
      @yaboiskrskrt3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really hope the deuce thing was a joke 😂

    • @OrangeXJam
      @OrangeXJam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yaboiskrskrt3592 there's no way in hell that this true this like an IQ of a potato 😂

    • @talenamcgovernandkids6040
      @talenamcgovernandkids6040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I beg to differ.

    • @Icedicere
      @Icedicere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As an idiot expert, this is a real answer

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    "How did I get through school?"
    "...Barely."

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sums up my life

    • @LucindaAzul
      @LucindaAzul 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, same

  • @spyperz8594
    @spyperz8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1569

    “Pants...”
    “Are you guys hungry?”
    Mmm pants

    • @spiceart7061
      @spiceart7061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Are you a goat

    • @spyperz8594
      @spyperz8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spicedart ye-ee-ee-s

    • @mizzurithemenace
      @mizzurithemenace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      James Karl Vinluan no he has big brain

    • @Toxihex
      @Toxihex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Remember the good ol' eat pant days?

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *EAT PANT*

  • @ArbitraryEverything
    @ArbitraryEverything ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Being able to admit when you're wrong and actually introspect to improve yourself makes you smarter than a lot of people

  • @rileymcarew110
    @rileymcarew110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    "A pea that is sweet. That isin't a real thing"
    S U G A R S N A P P E A S

    • @sdb9884
      @sdb9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Riley Micarew This is what I thought it meant!

    • @Heehoo1114
      @Heehoo1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I kinda wanna meet him at a con and just hand him a sealed bag of sugar snap peas

    • @drvissie
      @drvissie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sugar Snaps aren’t sweet though. When you buy them in the supermarket they probably added some artificial sweet taste if they are actually sweet.

    • @Heehoo1114
      @Heehoo1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@drvissie as someone whose grown sugar snaps theyre sweet

    • @faenene
      @faenene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fun fact: Undeveloped corn tastes just like sugar snap peas, and it’s very good. (And safe to eat) I recommend.

  • @Jay-ni2lc
    @Jay-ni2lc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    "We did a collab"
    "We did a coal lab"
    "We did a coke lab"
    "We are break-ing bad"

  • @jaydenfrock5977
    @jaydenfrock5977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    "duece is spanish for two, or German"
    Dos and zwei: "am I a joke to you?"

    • @leoliu6469
      @leoliu6469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he then said it was english
      rip

    • @elizabethspeck2245
      @elizabethspeck2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (fuit gummy)^3

    • @llondriga
      @llondriga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Meanwhile, deux is crying in a corner

    • @elizabethspeck2245
      @elizabethspeck2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@llondriga what does deux mean?

    • @andreanic
      @andreanic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@elizabethspeck2245 its two in french

  • @R0b1nsW1ngs
    @R0b1nsW1ngs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching this after his adhd video is so relatable. Because i was diagnosed recently and i went my entire life thinking i was just an idiot, just to realize my brain was just built different. Seeing that someone had this same experience is comforting.

  • @aMovieAboutBirds
    @aMovieAboutBirds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2289

    "Peanut, pants, pancakes... Are you guys hungry?"
    Yo I'm hungry pass me the jeans

    • @rileymcarew110
      @rileymcarew110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Macaroni with the
      *JEEEEEAAAAAAANS* what the f-

    • @jacksonlaframboise6257
      @jacksonlaframboise6257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Got the Mac and cheese in my pocket, it came with the sides.

    • @Ace-sz2wt
      @Ace-sz2wt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Macaroni and JEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSSS what the f-

    • @miiraclekind
      @miiraclekind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yo, jeans nasty. Stick to leggings smh

    • @pre-d
      @pre-d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ngl i didnt even notice the pants in between, I thought it was the next one. My brain is an icosahedron.

  • @castle9165
    @castle9165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    "It's just one of those facts of life... Grass grows, birds fly and brother I have square brain"

    • @LemLam8362
      @LemLam8362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ima force of nature

    • @croquemaster314
      @croquemaster314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If you were from where I was from, you’d have square brain

    • @Matchlatch
      @Matchlatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am stupid weapons guy and this is my weapon

    • @lazycatstudios6980
      @lazycatstudios6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Matchlatch it cost a bunch of money to run this gun for a small amount of time.

    • @CK_limbo
      @CK_limbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you were from where I was from you’d lose all ya brain cells

  • @Red-Magic
    @Red-Magic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4160

    “Honey...”
    **stroke**
    “...can you..HaNd mE tHe sUgaR FOr ma pEaz?”

  • @TheKoneKid
    @TheKoneKid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:11 *Cough* Coulld you hand me the SuGaR FoR mY 🫛 PeAs

    • @RhekshiEhki
      @RhekshiEhki 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the fact that it was animated...!

    • @TheKoneKid
      @TheKoneKid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RhekshiEhki😂😂

  • @OnTheSpaceship0001
    @OnTheSpaceship0001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    Calling people “Square Brains” is now my favorite insult because no one really gets it. And it adds to their confusion.

    • @clarenceclarence9529
      @clarenceclarence9529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “Square Brain” is a classic, but I prefer saying “your brain has *many* wrinkles” as sarcastically as possible.

    • @szilvianagy2410
      @szilvianagy2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OnTheSpaceship unless they are Chinese :D when I saw the title I was like: Wow is it some Chinese animator ? Cause when they say you are stupid/ crazy they say: you are square. Or I’m square. - At least that’s what our teacher told us.

    • @TheCinderDude
      @TheCinderDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Smooth brain

    • @webpombo7765
      @webpombo7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minecraft Steve

    • @neptune9195
      @neptune9195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      smooth brain

  • @michael0155
    @michael0155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    I died watching the guy hit his head on the door frame, causing a dip in his intelligence.

    • @ayyimyou546
      @ayyimyou546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm not so sure if it was a dip. That looked more like if someone put 36% of the ketchup bottle on a single hot dog.

    • @foxx9369
      @foxx9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spiked down big time

    • @YouKnowMeDuh
      @YouKnowMeDuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally lost a few brain cells on that door frame.

    • @Kitsco45
      @Kitsco45 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R.I.P. Comicazi
      19?? - 203weekago

    • @Shovel________________
      @Shovel________________ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ⬇️

  • @Manu-su9ce
    @Manu-su9ce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    My new life motto:
    “If I had a nickel every time I was dumb I would not have to be smart to make a lot of money”

    • @rifflebiffle7000
      @rifflebiffle7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes sir.

    • @kaitwarden8481
      @kaitwarden8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carlos Tije no joke but I just found my senior quote

    • @Manu-su9ce
      @Manu-su9ce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Warden please dooooo and tweet it to him 🥰

    • @Manu-su9ce
      @Manu-su9ce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rushin’ Blue so you have big brain?

  • @Shiba-news36
    @Shiba-news36 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Get away from my house! AENŠÆẼOUH, GET” is probably one of my favorite parts in this vid 😂

  • @missytusara8274
    @missytusara8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    4:46 THE DUDE HITTING HIS HEAD AND THE GRAPH'S SHARP DECLINE IS KILLING ME

  • @arandomvillager488
    @arandomvillager488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    "How did I get through school, barely" is on par with "math was not my strong suit, nor was anything"

    • @spookssx
      @spookssx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭

    • @arandomvillager488
      @arandomvillager488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@spookssx memento mori

    • @Peperjackchese
      @Peperjackchese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’d like to make something very clear to everyone who loves and supports me, gEt oUT Of hEre gEt aYAy frOm mY hOUse uAHeAHggAh gET

    • @arandomvillager488
      @arandomvillager488 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Peperjackchese what?
      Edit: I'm dumb and forgot the quote

    • @spookssx
      @spookssx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arandomvillager488 unus annus

  • @Origamipaper-xf6xs
    @Origamipaper-xf6xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    “I’m not a smart person”
    That’s something someone smart would say.

    • @MissPumpkinJuice
      @MissPumpkinJuice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Well, that's how human brain works. For example, beautiful people are beautiful, because deep inside they believe that they're actually ugly and therefore, they do everything to hide that "flaw". And after all that self improvement they actually end up being way above average. Insecurity can be a great motivator.

    • @Origamipaper-xf6xs
      @Origamipaper-xf6xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That is true @Yomayo

    • @InsertNickNameHere0
      @InsertNickNameHere0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      dont do that, dont give me hope

    • @pokepoke1889
      @pokepoke1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t like anxiety

    • @pokepoke1889
      @pokepoke1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s dumv

  • @demenitusthehedgehoglitch5603
    @demenitusthehedgehoglitch5603 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My way of visualizing this:
    When information enters my brain, instead of going in a specific jar, as it should, it instead goes into the wrong jar and mixes with other information, often incompatible, and renders both useless
    Or it just doesn't go into a jar, spills all over the place and just becomes nonsense sludge

  • @solinvictus4367
    @solinvictus4367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4297

    *Calls himself stupid*
    *correctly uses the word quantifiable*

    • @lunarity711
      @lunarity711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      thats the fucking mood. difference between stupid an dumb

    • @NoOne-ri7tw
      @NoOne-ri7tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What does quantifiable even mean

    • @imadethisaccounttowatchage1699
      @imadethisaccounttowatchage1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      ​@@NoOne-ri7tw
      Quantifiable means that you can translate something from qualitative to quantitative to typically understand it better. Or, in simpler words: Convert something into numbers to comprehend that better.
      For example, it's hard to make intelligence quantative; so we just say: "This person is very smart, because he can understand Einstein's General Relativity." This would be a qualitative way of understanding intelligence: defining how much there is of it without using numbers, and rather defining it using qualitative values (Understanding general relativity is qualitative, meaning a quality).
      Now, if I were to make this quantifiable, that means I'd be able to understand how much intelligence one has through quantative/Numeric means: like IQ! We use IQ in numbers, we know how much intelligence one IQ represents, so we can more easily understand how intelligent an individual is by just saying he or she has X amount of IQ (X, a variable, being equal to whatever number you put in: 100, 134, 123, etc...).
      Synonym for Quantifiable: Quantity
      Synonym for Qualitative: Quality

    • @matthewbertrand4139
      @matthewbertrand4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@NoOne-ri7tw honestly not a hard word. describes itself. quantify + able = able to be quantified. countable is a synonym

    • @matthewbertrand4139
      @matthewbertrand4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@imadethisaccounttowatchage1699 that was a weird roundabout way to define quantifiable and you're just making it more confusing. also quantity isn't a synonym to quantifiable, it's the root word. do not be afraid to use a dictionary. while you clearly personally understand the word, it would appear explanations don't come naturally to you. and that's okay, let me be clear. thank you for sharing your knowledge anyway.

  • @figs-oliomedley
    @figs-oliomedley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    "Deuce is two in Spanish."
    he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
    (also it took me like 5 seconds to check with my brain and see if he was wrong)
    Edit: Guys I fucking know it's dos, it just took me a bit longer to remember, jeez :0

    • @itzyaboytripp-5924
      @itzyaboytripp-5924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Captain Oblivious Vs. Icecream man the battle will be leg

    • @addazarmy6826
      @addazarmy6826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its dos

    • @Simptuber
      @Simptuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yo soy español :v
      I’m spanish :v

    • @justlost816
      @justlost816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's dos you might as well go on fucking Google translate

    • @Simptuber
      @Simptuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MAYBE :v

  • @justaboy5539
    @justaboy5539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    “In conclusion, I’m not got the smart”
    - Ice Cream Sandwich


    Can I use this as my yearbook quote?

    • @swgadrunq1700
      @swgadrunq1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Phoebe Edge bold of you to assume ill get into a yearbook

    • @darkswekobra70
      @darkswekobra70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ma dude that is your big brain cuz you said that

    • @amyding1384
      @amyding1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am the not smart because I am good.

  • @liagiba_
    @liagiba_ หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is so incredibly relatable 😭 you’ve spoken to my soul!!!

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    wait, i thought the same things you did... maybe i am square brained..............

    • @ryanswanson2364
      @ryanswanson2364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh hey dude I never thought I would see u in the comments of ICS lol. I am subbed to you btw congrats on the recent success!! keep up the good work!

    • @sovietdoggo1788
      @sovietdoggo1788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :0 epic I never knew you watched ice cream sandwich!

    • @Gholefi
      @Gholefi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @turtlesrprettycool3379
      @turtlesrprettycool3379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

    • @SreenikethanI
      @SreenikethanI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah, "square brained" is a good pun for all the Minecraft content that you make! Big brain moment

  • @Doctor-Infinite
    @Doctor-Infinite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I was today years old when I learned that the term "sweet pea" was *NOT* calling someone a tiny yet adorable little pea

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I knew the sweet pea flowers existed, yet I always think of the food.

    • @dr.cornchip5562
      @dr.cornchip5562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I was today years old"
      My brain hurts🤕😖

    • @fabra1122
      @fabra1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same but I blame it on not being a native speaker, just took it literally

    • @baggiestsheet2584
      @baggiestsheet2584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dr.cornchip5562 its a meme

    • @ratfratt
      @ratfratt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fabr a I blame it on being a native speaker, I took it literally too. English is on some weird drugs

  • @skyhayes3425
    @skyhayes3425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    Dude: *smacks his head on the bar*
    Graph: *sudden drop*
    Me: *WHEEEEEZE*

    • @aokimika9249
      @aokimika9249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes me to- XD

    • @Madmax-nh5yd
      @Madmax-nh5yd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me- dies of laughter for unknown reasons

    • @orangesfpop
      @orangesfpop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4:52 lmao xD

    • @Sythgara
      @Sythgara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me and my friends: drive.google.com/open?id=1sPy_KWtzzQIDWgBpRBN__cZZsu1dZUuU

    • @ren_kurro
      @ren_kurro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sAME

  • @johnFNwayne
    @johnFNwayne 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Im it a smart person” is the most understanding thing I’ve ever heard

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    I love how mindblown this guy is that the word "deuce" is English.

    • @shadowboxing7029
      @shadowboxing7029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Travis Jackson I thought it was French.

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shinzenbi it is, it’s another French word passed down to English. Was spelt in old French as ‘deus’

    • @shadowboxing7029
      @shadowboxing7029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@amirpourghoureiyan1637 Then I shall continue to consider it French lol.

    • @sharonritchie7115
      @sharonritchie7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if he added that to his list🤔

    • @subparcrow
      @subparcrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t read this

  • @eshmals3898
    @eshmals3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    “ I’m not a smart person “
    *everyone felt that*

  • @helpme9869
    @helpme9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    He is pretty good at that little dance.

  • @BlazeNStar
    @BlazeNStar 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I like how I can just go to any one of these videos, no matter when they were made, and go "ya, I feel that. This is good and relatable content."

  • @untitledproductions644
    @untitledproductions644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    “So now my stupidity is quantifiable”
    That’s the smartest thing a dumb person can say about themselves

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      People who are smart enough to realize they are dumb aren't dumb.

    • @Bobo0216
      @Bobo0216 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @syiragalaxia5765
      @syiragalaxia5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moved.6963 I feel like I am an exception to that statement... Not trying to be like: "HAHhahHahHahA I say that I am stupid just so people think I am smart" I feel like other people are way better than me. The highest IQ score I could ever get is 85. (Haven't really done a IQ test)

    • @freefficial8013
      @freefficial8013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@syiragalaxia5765 you should do one, many people don’t know this but average iq is 100, I got 105

    • @randommemesyt2117
      @randommemesyt2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya not wrong

  • @justalamogaming3844
    @justalamogaming3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    _I can see why this got into my recommended._

    • @laravanhulst2
      @laravanhulst2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the algorithm is hinting at us 😺

    • @andre_h2008
      @andre_h2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it because your dumb hmmmm

  • @Scoltren
    @Scoltren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "There's water pressure, air pressure, and then there's your friends"
    this already speaks for itself

  • @CGammer101
    @CGammer101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:47
    congrats, you got a nickel for spelling nickel like "nickle"

  • @kadenmcinnis2440
    @kadenmcinnis2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24859

    This guy is actually really funny wish he posted more

    • @jrs_12435
      @jrs_12435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Yah I wish that to

    • @WispGirl
      @WispGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      Gib him his time to upload and make more stuff, he'll upload soon.

    • @nicouzcategui3564
      @nicouzcategui3564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      He animates his own stuff, it takes a while

    • @CalebMRL
      @CalebMRL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same

    • @everudy9752
      @everudy9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah!

  • @danimeme7919
    @danimeme7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    “911, yea...
    He’s back”
    That got me XD

  • @dan-tr5pi
    @dan-tr5pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    "If I had a nickel every time I was dumb I would not have to be smart to make a lot of money"
    That is probably the greatest sentence in the history of mars

    • @Fawnfreckle
      @Fawnfreckle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait... Mars??
      Are you a time-traveler?
      How many arcs does Warriors have??
      TELL ME I SWEAR TO STARCLAN

    • @elizabethspeck2245
      @elizabethspeck2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (fuit gummy)^3

    • @elizabethspeck2245
      @elizabethspeck2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bruhboss3141 5 cents

    • @elizabethspeck2245
      @elizabethspeck2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bruhboss3141 what joke? I thought he just asked a question

    • @elizabethspeck2245
      @elizabethspeck2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bruhboss3141 i am sorry i did not mean to be rude

  • @fleur2jasmin
    @fleur2jasmin หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me looking at this video AFTER the one about ADHD like
    "I know the future"

  • @awkwardukulele6077
    @awkwardukulele6077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    “What would a sweet pea taste like”.
    Sugar-snap peas. The taste less squishy and paste-y, more crunchy and juicy, and they taste like if cucumbers were sweet. Also best served warm, steamed. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

    • @Slipfox_xyz
      @Slipfox_xyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Or raw, fresh from the pod. Or just eat the whole pod

    • @frogdad3600
      @frogdad3600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what I thought a sweet pea was

    • @asha_4095
      @asha_4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awkward Ukulele facts

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Princess Nancy for some reason, although I knew the sweat pea was a flower, I still thought people were referring to sugar-snap peas when talking about people. Idk what weird mental gymnastics I did to keep that idea going, but whatever🤷

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slips eat the whole pod for sure, the pod is where half the sweetness is kept. The peas are nice, but the pod is top tier. If anyone reading this comment later is confused, just think of eating S-Snap peas like eating string beans instead of peas, it’s closer to that, but like, 100000% more good😋

  • @Enraged.
    @Enraged. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    “I’m not got the smart”
    -Ice cream Sandwich 4 months ago

    • @sgtsurgeon.
      @sgtsurgeon. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      None of us got the smart. _So we gotta beeg brain time-_

  • @losermonty7905
    @losermonty7905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    As he’s reading off of his list and calling himself stupid I’m just sitting here like, “I didn’t know any of this stuff...does that make me stupid?”

    • @Luchy-kd6rj
      @Luchy-kd6rj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ima Buff Baby mabye?

    • @peterwang5660
      @peterwang5660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      no. just lack of knowledge. that's all, you just didn't know. I go to a top school in New York and I have one classmate who habitually asks the rest of us about people who:
      1. Once thought that North went up. (when he was six)
      2. Thought that Caesar was spelt ceaser.
      3. Forgetting other good examples but etc.
      The first one was because he was a kid and didn't think compasses through yet. The second one was just because he doesn't study Ancient Civs.
      So you're not stupid for not thinking simple things through, humans are busy and being slightly distracted when learning new information can make you think really stupid things despite not being stupid.

    • @nonamy2012
      @nonamy2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peter Wang but...North is up

    • @peterwang5660
      @peterwang5660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nonamy2012 He thought that West was your left no matter what way you're facing. If that explains things. He literally thought North meant up into the sky.

    • @brianlaine7861
      @brianlaine7861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      420

  • @NUGGE989
    @NUGGE989 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How many Ice cream sandwiches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    250 million
    one to break it, 125000000 to figure out how to buy a new one, and the rest to figure out the tax.
    - Nugge 2023
    😂

  • @805lovejoy
    @805lovejoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    I once read the word "onesie"like "oh-nee-see" and it still haunts me how humiliated I was.

    • @earthstar7534
      @earthstar7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was out one a group date that was semi set up by a friend. The guy she brought for me said he loved clubbing, he then asked if I liked clubbing. My dumb ass replied "oh my god, those poor baby seals!"
      I had to get new friends, and I am not kidding.

    • @cc9870
      @cc9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Avery Pino its okay i pronounce it oinsie like a dummy

    • @HardnerPL
      @HardnerPL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a native speaker here, I literally just did that (unless I subconsciously saw the rest of the comment but nah)

    • @yaphace
      @yaphace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My girlfriend used to pronounce "faux" as "fox"

    • @ernisato
      @ernisato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HardnerPL just looked it up and it's pronounced one-zee /ˈwʌnzi/. It's a kind of jumpsuit.

  • @TenretniQuin
    @TenretniQuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I'm 26 years old and I just learned "Sweetpea is a flower"
    Finally a video for me

    • @stormtrooper8556
      @stormtrooper8556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congrats you are smart now

    • @TenretniQuin
      @TenretniQuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stormtrooper8556 this is why I frequent out of the loop and TIL

    • @stormtrooper8556
      @stormtrooper8556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TenretniQuin ._. 👍

    • @nikkoa.3639
      @nikkoa.3639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stardew valley gang rise up

    • @yunishinoya9935
      @yunishinoya9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel for you

  • @zacharykey-smith6830
    @zacharykey-smith6830 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I started watching this guy around Feb 2021 and I have loved his channel ever since. This was his first video I ever watched

  • @EndisNai
    @EndisNai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    When he said that "Deuce" was Spanish I almost walked away from the phone.

  • @saltyjade8580
    @saltyjade8580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    He needs to make "I’m not got the smart" merch

    • @lennycooks9524
      @lennycooks9524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know right

    • @potatoperson8620
      @potatoperson8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes Lol

    • @StrebersFingers
      @StrebersFingers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yaasss i'd buy 4 of it

    • @lennycooks9524
      @lennycooks9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give me 5

    • @Feral-Orange
      @Feral-Orange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That or merch with the phrase ‘I got square brain’. I know I’d wear a t-shirt with that on it if there was one.

  • @snowdroppax2726
    @snowdroppax2726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "Calling someone a sweetpea, isn't calling them a pea that is sweet." Today I have learned, that I too, am stupid.

    • @sophs_corner
      @sophs_corner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you’re not the only one.

    • @Void-cn6rn
      @Void-cn6rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all of these were new information to me either now or within the last year

    • @FangsFirst
      @FangsFirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It _is_ from the same family (Fabaceae) as the peas we eat, though. It's not _entirely_ arbitrary.

    • @zodiac8528
      @zodiac8528 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      as am I

    • @WGB-iagtcwcibitssdnw
      @WGB-iagtcwcibitssdnw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @ajoesq
    @ajoesq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    At least you aren’t tunnel visioned

  • @fluxicity1416
    @fluxicity1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I feel like he’s mistaking being smart with knowing useless facts he’s pretty smart for actually looking up these things instead of just accepting he doesn’t know and moving on

    • @chase7629
      @chase7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well I feel like that if you go by the dnd model that intelligence is book smarts and wisdom is more like knowing when to look something up it could still work

    • @thatboringone7851
      @thatboringone7851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That, and also he's confusing basic misunderstandings in language with being stupid. By that measure, every human on the planet is a big ol' dumb idiot.

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chase7629 actually i belive that dnd got it backwards, wisdom is book smart, aka knowledge, intelligence is to be able to do a thing without the knowledge or with minimal knowledge.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes @@diablo.the.cheater, that is like the real life wisdom and intelligence, in my opinion. I feel like to many people have it backwards.

    • @zephyrdian2408
      @zephyrdian2408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@diablo.the.cheater I always just thought of wisdom as more of like how you learn to deal with situations whereas intelligence is more like how well you retain and apply knowledge you get. Like you can have intelligence without experience whereas you can't have wisdom without experience.
      But intelligence isn't book smart for sure, neither is wisdom.

  • @stellar9791
    @stellar9791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
    Him: Pay per view????? paper view...pay per..paper.. pay per view??? paper view????????????????????

    • @actuallyverysoggy
      @actuallyverysoggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      u n d r r a t e d

    • @wither5673
      @wither5673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      S.....S T O P....aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @person-bi3fh
      @person-bi3fh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@actuallyverysoggy u n d r r a t e d

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@person-bi3fh u n d e r a g e

    • @person-bi3fh
      @person-bi3fh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ralek592 u n c u l t u r e d

  • @CC81444
    @CC81444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    "Let's take a trip down idiot lane."
    I practically live there
    Edit: i have a lot of neighbors! :v have a donut 🍩

  • @DooblerFlooper
    @DooblerFlooper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “When information enters my mind it just… i don’t know”
    Andy - 2020

  • @virikan3518
    @virikan3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Wait so you’re telling me that a sweet pea is a flower I never knew this until 10 seconds ago-

  • @colegeary502
    @colegeary502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    "A man who asks a question is an idiot for 20 seconds, a man who never asks a question is always an idiot"
    I love that quote

    • @theothertonydutch
      @theothertonydutch ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life."
      I love that quote.

    • @MangoMagica
      @MangoMagica ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s very wise

    • @Palamandar14
      @Palamandar14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​give a man water, he wont be thirsty. Take a man's water, he'll be thirsty for the rest of his life

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How dare you call soldiers idiots

    • @carrott36
      @carrott36 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Shoot a man in the head, he’ll be dead. Shoot a man in the heart, he’ll also be dead”
      I love that quote, so applicable in day-to-day life.

  • @dammitmypancakes9214
    @dammitmypancakes9214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "Calling someone a *sweetpea* is not calling them a *pea* of which is *sweet* "
    IT'S NOT?????

  • @quibbycraft7981
    @quibbycraft7981 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I saw this video probably 4 years ago (feels like way longer) and i still quote "fwuit gummi" from time to time. rememeber rewinding and playing over and over for a few parts of this video and laughing for so long with my siblings. Thank you for the memories lol

  • @professor2743
    @professor2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    The drop of the graph when the person hit their head on the pole killed me.

  • @al0ne277
    @al0ne277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Because of the pay per view, did any of you realize that the band “Rolling Stones" is just a good wordplay for Rock'n'Roll?

  • @reacespieces1551
    @reacespieces1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Alternate title: "My brain is square and I'm in despair"

    • @hazardsol9144
      @hazardsol9144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also i'm pear

    • @BasicallyBasilisk
      @BasicallyBasilisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tomi Dekhanov
      Which is very rare

    • @makuanielsen
      @makuanielsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BasicallyBasilisk and i have a pet bear

    • @shawellminoe
      @shawellminoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Makua Nielsen and I lost my hair

    • @matthewreyes9640
      @matthewreyes9640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Random Guy and that’s not fair

  • @zee-lj4tg
    @zee-lj4tg 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4 years since you’ve posted this video, but the way you said fuit gwummy still plays in my head at least once week.

  • @Obstgeist7
    @Obstgeist7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    I used to love eating the sweatpeas in the garden when i was a child. Turns out theyre mildly poisonous, so i guess i'm immune now

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I did the same with oleander flowers. I would eat them as a kid.

    • @zacharywilt4456
      @zacharywilt4456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Turns out I was habitually eating poisonous plants... Neat...

    • @telepathy4509
      @telepathy4509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Crap I didn’t know they were poisonous, but they tasted so good

    • @Ludis27
      @Ludis27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What is with you people eating poisonous flowers?

    • @Ludis27
      @Ludis27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Lovinia1 Good to know this is accurate for one of my characters :)