I find it vaguely disturbing that someone could mentally be lucid enough after being riddled with bullets to pretend being dead ,in a way more impressive than the initial survival
The fact he didn’t die, after being shot in the head multiple times, was able to think of a plan to outsmart the guards, get up and walk to a church, and not die from an infection in the turn of the century, and somehow live for decades longer is fucking insane
Upon hearing that part of the intro I decided to look it up, and they apparently do it in case there's a stay of execution or new evidence that comes up right when they're putting the needles in. If they get an infection from an unclean needle and die it leaves the prison open to lawsuit. And on top of that the alcohol helps the veins appear more clearly. They also use sterilized needles in case one of the executioners accidentally jabs themselves with it.
@@JayWalk_Official Ahh that's useful to know, the visible veins makes more sense. I'm not saying you're wrong but the idea of doing it to avoid a lawsuit or something if new evidence comes out is definitely not something I agree with. If you have any inclination at all the person you're about to execute might actually be innocent, they shouldn't even be on the table. It's kind of worrying they're executing people they're not 100% confident about.
@@MintRobin There is a lot about the prison system that if you knew about you would riot. Leaving all other politics out of the equation your comment is extremely relevant to the vice president.
The fact that he was shot multiple times in the head and kept enough compusure to pretend he was dead is honestly also an impressive part of the story.
In the Russian Empire a failed execution was considered a sign of divine intervention and the punishment was downgraded to exile in Siberia. This happened to a student anarchist who tried to assassinate the tsar who then shouted "Poor Russia! You can't even get a proper hanging here!" The tsar was willing to pardon the student but was informed of what he said and decided to give hang him for good. Keeping your mouth shut seems to be the best option.
@@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh Ok so the story I wrote above is probably a more flowery version of the execution of poet revolutionary Kondraty Ryleyev. Ryleyev was first supposed to be drawn and quartered, basically chopped to bits, but then changed to hanging. It was the most recent hanging in 50 years so there was no experienced hangman available and the one available picks a rope a little too thin. After that rope breaks tsar Nicholas I simply ordered more rope.
I had a neighbor who survived an execution. He fought in the civil war in El Salvador. In 1982, he was captured a long with 50 other members of government forces by members of the National liberation front. They had to dig ditches, and were lined up in front of them 10 at a time, and gunned down with machine guns. He was shot 22 times. He says he never lost consciousness. He laid there in the ditch for 2 hours, before crawling his way out. He then proceeded to crawl to a village almost 2 miles away, which he says took him about 8 hours. The villagers hid him, and nursed him back to health. It took 22 months. He then went with many of the villagers and hopped trains. It took him 2 years to makes his way to the border. There he married an american woman, (a very, very large american woman) and was able to legally gain entry to the U.S., and become a citizen in 1987. They had a son. He didnt speak any english, but his son spoke both english and spanish. Thats how I heard the story. One day I was in my back yard, and he came over with his weed eater, motioning for me to help him. His son was next to him, and said that his dad wants me to start his weed eater. His son was only 9, and couldnt do it. He lifted his shirt up, and showed me the dozens of scars all over his body, from bullets and the many surgeries. He couldnt pull start the weed eater because of his injuries. Then his son told me the story. I was in disbelief. He would often come over to the fence with a bottle of whiskey, and motion towards my shed, and we would go into the shed and have a few drinks. Never knew what eachother was saying, but didnt matter. Later I found out he did that because he had to hide the drinking from his wife, so he just came over to my place. I even found him in their on his own a few times. He would always drink what he wanted, and leave the rest of the bottle for me. He died in 2014. Probably the best neighbor I ever had.
Ken “Tokyo Joe” Ito is another wonderful example of miraculously surviving execution. After being indicted, the higher ups in the Chicago outfit ordered his death to prevent him ratting. Joe Ito got into a car with two hitmen, who then shot him 3 times in the back of the head. The first hurt like hell and so did the second, but it also made him notice he was still alive and by the third he thought it best to twitch and play dead. After being thrown out of the car, he immediately ran into a store, ratted out to the FBI, and lived another 30 years in witness protection in Atlanta.
My dad worked with a russian who were shot several times and then shot in the head.He was left for dead and a soldier actually stole his wedding ring by cutting his finger off,all while he was playing dead.He then ran and was shot in the calf.He survived and made it to sweden were he worked and had a"normal"life.
Yeah, like they wouldn't notice the blood gushing out of his finger. There's a difference when you cut off someone's finger while their heart is still beating and when it's not.
If execution crews rifles had all malfunctioned and blown up on them, that would been maxed out luck. Missing every vital spot is just half way there, since he got hit.
As a child I really thought that if you survive an execution, the law would just go "right, he clearly got God by his side" and then just send you back to prison.
Well futher back in history there are times when that would be the case, for instance in France if you were executed with the guilitine but the blade stoped it was assumed God stoped it for a reason and so you lived, there are other stories of being hung but the rope breaking where they were set free.
@@DavidBennell It might backfire though. I remember reading that there was a man who was about to be hanged in russia but the rope broke, Well as you said he was about to be let go since it was Gods sign that he must live, but the man straight up said that russians cant make ropes, they hanged him next day and God didint come to save him that time.
When being hung it was customary to say "hung until you are dead" but it never used to be that way until a woman from Scotland was hung for concealment of a dead child (health complications) she didn't die on the noose but instead passed out so when they took her down and went to transport her body for disposal she awoke and seeing as she had technically served her sentence of being hung, she was released. Half Hangit Maggie, Edinburgh 1700's.
As Ireland does not have the death penalty currently, he has to do something VERY awful. Based upon other Qxir videos, I guess either liking the english or droping a bottle of alcohol. In either case: serves him right!
its really scary that the human body will endure such unbearable pain. sometimes life after tragedy is much, much worse than death. the human nervous system has an incredible amount of pain receptors, making torture very easy even in natural circumstances.
Moguel's story actually reminds me of one thing that happened to an aunt of my sister's husband. She was caught up in crossfire, and shot in the head. Apparently, the bullet did go through and came out the other side, and there was a piece of her brain sticking out of her head. Turns out she wasn't dead. They thought she was going to live, but also she would not be able to walk, talk, basically nothing. Believe it or not, that woman's still strong and healthy, doing absolutely everything she did before.
There is actually an histórica figure on Chile about a guy who survived executions multiple times Vicente Benavides was a militar for the loyalist side of the independencia war on Chile who survived 2 executions and become the defecto leader of the loyalist to the king side on the war Now you know chile is now and independient country so you can guess how it went for Benavides The third time was the charm
fun fact: in the Islamic law, sometimes people are given several death penalties based on the crime they've committed for this exact occasion, it happens that the person survives the first hanging but dies in the next one and there has been times that someone would survive several hangings, they're still not forgiven for their crimes and will probably spend a life prison sentence
I know in past Europe there was something similiar. The british man Guy Fawkes was sentenced to execution in 1606 for trying to blow up the parlament. The punishment for betraying the government was being hanged, drawn and quartered. This procedure meant you would be hanged until near death, then you would be taken off and disembowled and emasculated while still alive and then finally cut into pieces. All of that would happen in public so that everybody could see it. After writing this I realzied that its actually not that similiar since its kind of just a very gruesome torture ending in death and there wouldnt actually be any possibility of surviving
You should do an episode on the “Halfway to hell club” and the building of the Golden Gate Bridge. It was estimated that for the 35 million spent of the project there would be at least 35 deaths. So one of the engineers insisted on getting a safety net that saved the lives of 11 or 12 men who who went “halfway to hell”
There's a story from Australia's colonial history; a bloke - Joseph Samuel - was sentenced to be hanged in a public execution with another man. They drop them both, but Joseph's rope snaps. Not to worry, the executioner grabs another one, checks it out, strings him up, cart pulls out from under him - the new rope yields, and again he's on the ground. So the other man's still swinging, and Joseph's on the ground with a sprained ankle. Now it should be noted that New South Wales was then a penal colony, so many in the crowd have been on the wrong side of the law - they start to get angry seeing the executioner sizing up a third rope - inspecting it carefully. The crowd's kept at bay as Joseph is forced onto the cart and again it's pulled from under him, and the third rope... it snapped too. So Joseph stumbles back to earth, and a frustrated executioner. But the crowd is having none of this, and looking around the authorities call to delay while they fetch the governor. On arrival he sees the ropes with no sign of tampering or cutting, and the other unfortunate (successfully hanged) man, and the crowd in uproar (I'd imagine the deciding factor) - so the governor says this is a sign Joseph clearly didn't deserve execution. The end result - Joseph Samuel's sentence is commuted to life imprisonment. Imprisonment in an early 19th C colonial Australian gaol - a fate I'd call inarguably worse than death. Lucky Joseph...
I heard about the William Duell case in England: hanged at age 16, he was cut down after 20 minutes, stripped, and was about to be dissected when the surgeons noticed signs of life in him. He was subsequently transported for life. That's one hanging victim who survived the gallows, which is quite rare, especially after that amount of time.
Irish hearing word "alcohol" is like Americans hearing word "oil" or British hearing the word "tea" They all ask "where?" and get there in under 3 seconds
There was once a man who survived having a rod impaled through his head. It's another interesting story about someone surviving what most would consider the unsurviable.
You may be interested by the story of The Man They Couldn't Hang. They tried three times to hang him for murder, failed three times, declared it divine intervention and gave him a life sentence.
This man lived two lives. His second one started when he rose from the pile of dead. I have to say he started making better decisions and lived one hell of a second chance to its fullest.
Good thing he was in Mexico during a revolution (that's a sentence I never thought I'd think). In the US they just take you back to your cell and call the tech guy and do it again.
This reminds me of a real story of someone who survived their execution. I believe it was the very early days of the wild west. Long before Wyatt Earp, Butch Cassidy or wild bill. The story says a man arrested for stealing a cow was set to be hanged till dead. This being before the measured drop hanging method. The term short drop sudden stop comes to play here. The day finally comes and the cattle rustler is led to meet his fate. His fitted and the man in the black hood does what he's paid to do. After several minutes pass the rustler is believed dead. Now this is where i must point out that even a doctor back then really didn't know if you were REALLY dead or not. So the sheriff has the rustler taken down, the town doc confirms the death and whisks the deceased away for funeral prep. Only while measuring the body for a coffin. The rustler wakes up, scares the doc into needing a new pair of pants and is rearrested. When the circuit judge heard the case he ordered the man released as the sentence had been carried out when the doc confirmed death and it was deemed unfair to carry it out twice.
It's like manipulating the game's file so that your character survives a scripted event, in which case either the cutscene still triggers and the game moves along like nothing happened (you being legally allowed to live normally), or the game softlocks itself (a black hole is formed from this paradoxical situation).
Back in medieval times if you survived execution, you were released... then renaissance people invented the idea of "if you survive then you are a witch"
*unloads a rain of bullets* "Uh...... guys?" "What?" "He- he's still alive" "Oh shit!" "Should we keep fir-" "No, are you insane?! This is great!" "Wha-" "Can't you see?! He's superhuman!" *walks over to prisoner* "here, put on this red white and blue costume, soldier. Time to make your country proud!"
I mean if we're talking superheroes I think a while back there was a comic about what wolverine got up to in WW2 and one of the things was getting himself executed in a camp over and over again to fuck with the commandant.
Guess this means it would be virtually impossible for them to successfully give me a lethal injection. I guess that’s one plus of having collapsed all of my veins from that year of krokodil use. The really bullshit part about all of this is that I was really just trying to die. But of course I’ve got to be the 2% of people that survive a year of doing krokodil 10-20 a day. And now that that’s not around anymore, I’ve formed an immunity to fentanyl, in the process of trying to kill myself with that. 🤦🏼♂️ maybe eventually they’ll create a drug that’s strong enough to kill me, I’m starting to doubt it though 🙁
There's a case of an Auswich kid whom didn't meet today's quota of work in their slave factories, and was pulled outside for punishment. When the kid cried, and "refused to stop", he was shot once in the head, which he incredibly survived.. They didn't know what to do with the kid, but felt being shot in the face was sufficient punishment, and so he was sent back to his camp where the other prisoners managed to patch him up with clothing wraps made from their outfits.. The Russians found him upon liberating Auswich, and documented his case.
When it finally comes to Qxir's execution, after years of torturing his body with microdosing bullets electricity and lethal injection drugs they decide death at sea by drowning. lol
Actually, here in 'Nam, if you survive your execution (normally consists of a firing squad with about 7-8 volleys of SKSs and an officer with a pistol at point-blank fire the aptly called "the parole shot"), technically you will actually be paroled since they considered that you've served your sentence. Needless to say, no one so far actually survives to see it in action.
Speaking of disabled people with amusing stories about how they got said disability. You should do a video on Raymond Robinson: The Green Man Dude lost most of his face to touching an electrical cable as a kid and became some sort of urban legend.
It is very rude to tell people people what they "should" do. Please apologise. That being said, I agree that he would be an interesting subject to cover and Qxir could do a very good job of it.
Ggggfhhfxc Hhbbbddd it is very rude to assume anyone gives a shit. i’m extremely offended and will wait patiently and peacefully until you apologize. if not, i will shit my pants and send my shit covered ass to your doorstep, stamp paid and all.
My dad and I were talking about this literally hours ago. When someone is given life in prison the judge says you are condemned for thr rest of your natural life, so if you died and were brought back, would that count? Or if you're given the death penalty could you die and then be brought back? I don't think they are real loopholes though.
I think there was a case of a woman who was sentenced to death for being a witch back in the 1600s in England, who was hanged but after half an hour came back to life (I think it at most put her in a coma) The court let her go free after they decided that technically she was for a time 'dead' in the court's eyes as she wasn't breathing or showing signs of life they could detect. Again this was 17th century England, at best they probably just poked her comatose body, got no response and said "She's dead!" and that was good enough for them, now with medical and technological advancements they could check the monitors, see a light pulse/ brain activity or whatever and just put you through it again to be sure you're 100% dead. Even then they'd do checks just in case you pop back up.
@@Lozzomatic I heard about that story of this woman in 1600 too! But I heard they let her go because they thought that God brought her back to life (or didn't want her to die) and so they would "follow the wish of God" to let her stay alive
There was a case in Iowa a few years back for someone who was sentenced to life, died and was revived. He tried this argument and judge pretty much said your life sentence ends when you die and stay dead.
@@deejay16011 I misremembered their reasoning, makes more sense in a way that they thought it was a sign from God rather than a legal technicality, been a while since I had heard about it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Greene I found her wiki and I got her 'crime' wrong too. She was suspected of infanticide but had actually miscarried. She lived a full life to the grand old age of....about 32- Born 1628, died 1659.
4:17 I suggest starting with small caliber to slowly build up immunity. .22 should be a good entry. They will probably stay stuck in your skull. .357, 9mm, .45 and so on. It will take a while but once you can shoot your face with a 12 gauge once a day, you maxxed your immune lvl.
When qxir drops a video on Friday night you know it’s time to pour yourself a good whiskey and sit down because this is some classy stuff that you need to enjoy
"This is the one sentence you will never get away from!" Funny thing is, it's actually one of the least, at least in the US. More than half of initial death sentence rulings are appealed for clemency and are given a life sentence on appeal, or the appeals take so long that people die of other causes before they are executed. You ain't gonna get out ever, but hey - at least you have a life left.
Actually he was shot 8 times, in every execution squad there’s a blank randomly placed in one of the rifles, this is so that the executioners can think mabey it wasn’t them who killed the man
@@antonelebouf4384 The idea of a blank round was to salve the conscience of a firing squad, whose members could hope they weren't the killer. In reality they were usually all live rounds.
For anyone wondering about the “why” he is convinced about that fate, in a few years he gets hooked into helping a time traveler hide out after trying to alter the past. As you all know the CoSWFTF does not take such things lightly. On the off chance you don’t know, thst stands for Council of Space Werewolves From The Future. They monitor time streams to ensure everything flows correctly. The individual he helps tried to stop the council from forming by[Redacted] and thus he and his collaborators recive sentence on [Redacted] hope that clears up the confusion. -CoSWFTF Information Division
0:35 *sad music* “However, being Irish, the alcohol swabbed on my arm provides me with extraordinary vitality, and I survive the injection!” 😂 amazing opening
In my town in the medieval ages, a man was sentenced to hang from the neck until he dies, well, he was hanged and after droping his corpse from the noose the convict wake up, he was alive, the people start having a discussion, "We should hang him again or let him walk free?" The judge of that trial decided the man should leave, because the sentence was "hang him from the neck"
Back in the 17 somethings there was a man in the West Highlands who came to in the boat on the way home from his own hanging. He lived to ripe old age and was known forever after as Half Hung McDung.
Hi Shauna McClymont. My name is Shauna McCalmont from Australia of Irish heritage From my research McCalmont, McClymont and McCalman come from the same clan origins.
@@Sean-sn9ld i know he's irish but he made a video on a stone that made whoever owned it, king of scotland. And how it was quite possibly replaced after it had been stolen and the real one is still roaming somewhere
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In India they let you go if you survived
What are you planning Qxir..?
Omg man, your dark sense of humour is what makes your videos awesome.
Hi
"this is a pre-recorded video"
"oh shit he's already been executed..."
I thought he was gunna say his death wish or something
He's hearting comments from beyond the grave!
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AAH A GHOST
@@Majorite even the colon D man D colons in horror
“He had just taken a hell of a lot of bullets, way more than the recommended daily intake.” -Qxir
Yeah, he took way more. I'd recommend 1 or 2.
Cursed comment
Totally unrelated, same pfp lol
@@Jjjjjjjames you recomend 1 or 2? i usually take 5 or 7
@@zero0creativity Really? i thought my daily intake was regular for about 9 ish to 13
I find it vaguely disturbing that someone could mentally be lucid enough after being riddled with bullets to pretend being dead ,in a way more impressive than the initial survival
I say that's an epic move. He won against soyciety
@@rickgrimes9317 we live in a soyciety
Right? How did he not scream?
@@rickgrimes9317 we live in a soyciety
@@rickgrimes9317 we live in a soyciety
The fact he didn’t die, after being shot in the head multiple times, was able to think of a plan to outsmart the guards, get up and walk to a church, and not die from an infection in the turn of the century, and somehow live for decades longer is fucking insane
He hadd a Totem Of Undying
Built different
Especially as high velocity rifle rounds from firing squad
he had plot armor
unvelievable 9999 iq plan to outsmart the guards right
"The executioner swabbed my arm with alcohol" yeah because they don't want you to get an infection, do they?
Upon hearing that part of the intro I decided to look it up, and they apparently do it in case there's a stay of execution or new evidence that comes up right when they're putting the needles in. If they get an infection from an unclean needle and die it leaves the prison open to lawsuit. And on top of that the alcohol helps the veins appear more clearly. They also use sterilized needles in case one of the executioners accidentally jabs themselves with it.
@@JayWalk_Official Ahh that's useful to know, the visible veins makes more sense. I'm not saying you're wrong but the idea of doing it to avoid a lawsuit or something if new evidence comes out is definitely not something I agree with. If you have any inclination at all the person you're about to execute might actually be innocent, they shouldn't even be on the table. It's kind of worrying they're executing people they're not 100% confident about.
@@MintRobin There is a lot about the prison system that if you knew about you would riot. Leaving all other politics out of the equation your comment is extremely relevant to the vice president.
Robin williams used to tell that joke
@@JustMe-ub9yo :( I didn't realise.
Practice makes perfect, don't be afraid if you fail.
You just got the make the failed one suffer
I'm gonna Kurt Cobain myself
@@thebafoon556 yeah
Nothing wrong with failure. Means u are trying.
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The fact that he was shot multiple times in the head and kept enough compusure to pretend he was dead is honestly also an impressive part of the story.
Yeah i would've been dead. How the fck was he still alive. Are bullets that weak back in the day.
@@noobmaster1368 i mean one, no, but secondly it doesnt matter he still got shot nine times in the face
@@LucyWest370 yeah. And the fact he had no brain damage is astonishing. 9 times to the face ??? oh man.
@@noobmaster1368 well that was hyperbole it was nine shots around the face and body like you know around the area not just the face
@@LucyWest370 i see
“Being Irish, the alcohol swabbed on my arm provides me extraordinary vitality!”
I nearly suffocated from laughing at that.
Eyyy you're always on Gungnir's channel iirc. Good to see you around lol
As an Leprechaun, i can confirm this statement.
Me 2
Guinness and Jameson to the rescue!
Popeyes spinach fa sho doh
In the Russian Empire a failed execution was considered a sign of divine intervention and the punishment was downgraded to exile in Siberia. This happened to a student anarchist who tried to assassinate the tsar who then shouted "Poor Russia! You can't even get a proper hanging here!" The tsar was willing to pardon the student but was informed of what he said and decided to give hang him for good. Keeping your mouth shut seems to be the best option.
oof
A born comedian will die for a good joke.
So he was willing to pardon someone who attempted to kill him but not someone who talked shit about russia?
@@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh Ok so the story I wrote above is probably a more flowery version of the execution of poet revolutionary Kondraty Ryleyev. Ryleyev was first supposed to be drawn and quartered, basically chopped to bits, but then changed to hanging. It was the most recent hanging in 50 years so there was no experienced hangman available and the one available picks a rope a little too thin. After that rope breaks tsar Nicholas I simply ordered more rope.
@@kavky so he wasn't going to pardon him?
I had a neighbor who survived an execution. He fought in the civil war in El Salvador. In 1982, he was captured a long with 50 other members of government forces by members of the National liberation front. They had to dig ditches, and were lined up in front of them 10 at a time, and gunned down with machine guns. He was shot 22 times. He says he never lost consciousness. He laid there in the ditch for 2 hours, before crawling his way out. He then proceeded to crawl to a village almost 2 miles away, which he says took him about 8 hours. The villagers hid him, and nursed him back to health. It took 22 months. He then went with many of the villagers and hopped trains. It took him 2 years to makes his way to the border. There he married an american woman, (a very, very large american woman) and was able to legally gain entry to the U.S., and become a citizen in 1987. They had a son. He didnt speak any english, but his son spoke both english and spanish. Thats how I heard the story. One day I was in my back yard, and he came over with his weed eater, motioning for me to help him. His son was next to him, and said that his dad wants me to start his weed eater. His son was only 9, and couldnt do it. He lifted his shirt up, and showed me the dozens of scars all over his body, from bullets and the many surgeries. He couldnt pull start the weed eater because of his injuries. Then his son told me the story. I was in disbelief. He would often come over to the fence with a bottle of whiskey, and motion towards my shed, and we would go into the shed and have a few drinks. Never knew what eachother was saying, but didnt matter. Later I found out he did that because he had to hide the drinking from his wife, so he just came over to my place. I even found him in their on his own a few times. He would always drink what he wanted, and leave the rest of the bottle for me. He died in 2014. Probably the best neighbor I ever had.
Sounds like a pretty legit neighbor
Awww the things people go through rip to him
Yeah, that civil war was dirty on all sides
Did he outlive his obese wife?
what a legend
Ken “Tokyo Joe” Ito is another wonderful example of miraculously surviving execution. After being indicted, the higher ups in the Chicago outfit ordered his death to prevent him ratting. Joe Ito got into a car with two hitmen, who then shot him 3 times in the back of the head. The first hurt like hell and so did the second, but it also made him notice he was still alive and by the third he thought it best to twitch and play dead. After being thrown out of the car, he immediately ran into a store, ratted out to the FBI, and lived another 30 years in witness protection in Atlanta.
Don't think I would consider it ratting after the motherfuckers tried to have you killed haha
The fuck did they shoot him with? 40 year old .22 ammo? A Kolibri?
BB gun lol
@@John.McMillan It was hand-loaded ammunition that had insufficient gunpowder.
@@TheTimoprimo ah, the hillbilly and mafia classic
My dad worked with a russian who were shot several times and then shot in the head.He was left for dead and a soldier actually stole his wedding ring by cutting his finger off,all while he was playing dead.He then ran and was shot in the calf.He survived and made it to sweden were he worked and had a"normal"life.
That reminds me of Rasputin
@@EdwardRichtofen69 There’s no kill like overkill. 🫣
holy shit
Yeah, like they wouldn't notice the blood gushing out of his finger. There's a difference when you cut off someone's finger while their heart is still beating and when it's not.
@@Concise_Parakeet guess thats when he got shot in the head...
Those bullets must've missed every vital spot, talk about maxed out luck.
If execution crews rifles had all malfunctioned and blown up on them, that would been maxed out luck. Missing every vital spot is just half way there, since he got hit.
Payday 2: dodge mechanic
@@Hellsong89 that luck chance is 0.42069% to happen
@Aziz • nah. Beat me.
He was one tough hombre, alright.
The officer to Miguel: "You've made your last delivery kid."
From where your sitting it looks like a 18 karat run of bad luck.
What in the GodZamn?
Maybe Khans kill without looking ‘em in the face, but I ain’t a fink, dig?
I love how that no matter where i go on the internet theres always someone quoting new vegas
@@extreamlyinsane5 FNV is inescapable
As a child I really thought that if you survive an execution, the law would just go "right, he clearly got God by his side" and then just send you back to prison.
Might just get life instead. Still not getting out.
Well futher back in history there are times when that would be the case, for instance in France if you were executed with the guilitine but the blade stoped it was assumed God stoped it for a reason and so you lived, there are other stories of being hung but the rope breaking where they were set free.
@@DavidBennell It might backfire though.
I remember reading that there was a man who was about to be hanged in russia but the rope broke, Well as you said he was about to be let go since it was Gods sign that he must live, but the man straight up said that russians cant make ropes, they hanged him next day and God didint come to save him that time.
I thought the same just now, apparently not
They should just try again in all fairness make sure the jobs done.
When being hung it was customary to say "hung until you are dead" but it never used to be that way until a woman from Scotland was hung for concealment of a dead child (health complications) she didn't die on the noose but instead passed out so when they took her down and went to transport her body for disposal she awoke and seeing as she had technically served her sentence of being hung, she was released.
Half Hangit Maggie, Edinburgh 1700's.
From what I read it was that they deemed that God had saved her.
"They guarantee you won't reoffend after this one."
BLAM!!
I burst out laughing
it's more of a dehabilitation though.
Well, they're right.
It's certainly more than the recommended daily dose
HA me too LOL
dude same LMAO
"Did you die?!"
"Sadly, yes."
"*gasp*"
"BUT I LIVED!"
@Alex Judging someone on somethig so simple as their profile pic isnt really cool, you know?
@Alex Imagine going off topic by judging a furry when they’re trying to make a joke 🤡
@Alex ew hive player 🤢🤮🤮
@Alex what did they ever do to you?
This joke comes from the one and only Buck, the Weasel pal.
As Ireland does not have the death penalty currently, he has to do something VERY awful. Based upon other Qxir videos, I guess either liking the english or droping a bottle of alcohol. In either case: serves him right!
He asked for ice cold beer
Or just commit a crime in America.
Maybe her dropped a bottle of Irish whiskey, while singing "God save the Queen".
Maybe he drank flat 7UP or something, we Irish fuckin hate that
It may come back in the UK due to Brexit and he can just walk into the North.
its really scary that the human body will endure such unbearable pain. sometimes life after tragedy is much, much worse than death. the human nervous system has an incredible amount of pain receptors, making torture very easy even in natural circumstances.
Moguel's story actually reminds me of one thing that happened to an aunt of my sister's husband. She was caught up in crossfire, and shot in the head. Apparently, the bullet did go through and came out the other side, and there was a piece of her brain sticking out of her head. Turns out she wasn't dead. They thought she was going to live, but also she would not be able to walk, talk, basically nothing.
Believe it or not, that woman's still strong and healthy, doing absolutely everything she did before.
a booboo
@@arstotzka6520 whayt
What? How can a female be an uncle?
@@rendrarifaldi3469 lmao, i was half asleep while writing this
Your sister's husband is your brother-in-law.
There is actually an histórica figure on Chile about a guy who survived executions multiple times
Vicente Benavides was a militar for the loyalist side of the independencia war on Chile who survived 2 executions and become the defecto leader of the loyalist to the king side on the war
Now you know chile is now and independient country so you can guess how it went for Benavides
The third time was the charm
I would never want to see my favorite youtuber Qxir do a video on it. He would probably screw it all up! wink wink nudge nudge
Chile? What state of Mexico is that?
Es broma hermano, Chile es el mejor país de Chile
Chile es el primer pais de chile
@@delicioushomemadestrawberr8730 SOMOH EL MEJOR PAIS DE CHILE HERMANO
@Kin wabi han no hrmno no te sale
fun fact: in the Islamic law, sometimes people are given several death penalties based on the crime they've committed for this exact occasion, it happens that the person survives the first hanging but dies in the next one
and there has been times that someone would survive several hangings, they're still not forgiven for their crimes and will probably spend a life prison sentence
i heard in arabia your hand will get chopped for robbery or theft or any other variation of stealing
I know in past Europe there was something similiar. The british man Guy Fawkes was sentenced to execution in 1606 for trying to blow up the parlament. The punishment for betraying the government was being hanged, drawn and quartered. This procedure meant you would be hanged until near death, then you would be taken off and disembowled and emasculated while still alive and then finally cut into pieces. All of that would happen in public so that everybody could see it.
After writing this I realzied that its actually not that similiar since its kind of just a very gruesome torture ending in death and there wouldnt actually be any possibility of surviving
@@g.o.a.t5652 bro, with the different ways Muslims use to "execute" people I can totally see the resemblance LOL
Not all of them make sense but yeah
Based on the country you mean not on the Islamic law. There are beheading, giving money or forgiveness that’s Islamic way.
4:05 Dude turned that dial from 1 to 11 real god damn quick.
"Way more than the daily recommended intake" 🤣🤣 I've never laughed so hard at another person's pain
Ya,that one got me a slap from my sleeping wife.
I gotta tell ya when i saw Qxir on the table being injected with lethal drugs i was eating my popcorn.
Im guessing the recommended daily dose of bullets is approximately zero.
You May Take One Bullet a Day, No More Than That
@@ethancntower8850 I'm from NY, and 2-3 bullets is your mandated dose per day. maybe also a small knife, but then you only get one bullet that day
You should do an episode on the “Halfway to hell club” and the building of the Golden Gate Bridge. It was estimated that for the 35 million spent of the project there would be at least 35 deaths. So one of the engineers insisted on getting a safety net that saved the lives of 11 or 12 men who who went “halfway to hell”
Literally saving around a dozen lives with one decision. I hope he got recognition for it
Someone's been watching TH-cam Shorts.
Pink guy
There's a story from Australia's colonial history; a bloke - Joseph Samuel - was sentenced to be hanged in a public execution with another man. They drop them both, but Joseph's rope snaps. Not to worry, the executioner grabs another one, checks it out, strings him up, cart pulls out from under him - the new rope yields, and again he's on the ground.
So the other man's still swinging, and Joseph's on the ground with a sprained ankle. Now it should be noted that New South Wales was then a penal colony, so many in the crowd have been on the wrong side of the law - they start to get angry seeing the executioner sizing up a third rope - inspecting it carefully. The crowd's kept at bay as Joseph is forced onto the cart and again it's pulled from under him, and the third rope... it snapped too.
So Joseph stumbles back to earth, and a frustrated executioner. But the crowd is having none of this, and looking around the authorities call to delay while they fetch the governor. On arrival he sees the ropes with no sign of tampering or cutting, and the other unfortunate (successfully hanged) man, and the crowd in uproar (I'd imagine the deciding factor) - so the governor says this is a sign Joseph clearly didn't deserve execution.
The end result - Joseph Samuel's sentence is commuted to life imprisonment. Imprisonment in an early 19th C colonial Australian gaol - a fate I'd call inarguably worse than death.
Lucky Joseph...
His Name Is Joseph Joestar , right?
I really want to know what happened but i’m not reading all that 😩
In summary, they tried to hang him but the rope kept snapping so they were superstitious about him not deserving death? Amazing
@@joyce3003 thanks
@@hon777 lmao reading is fun tho, you should try it
I heard about the William Duell case in England: hanged at age 16, he was cut down after 20 minutes, stripped, and was about to be dissected when the surgeons noticed signs of life in him. He was subsequently transported for life. That's one hanging victim who survived the gallows, which is quite rare, especially after that amount of time.
"Being Irish, the alcohol swabbed on my arm provides me extraordinary vitality!"
Irish hearing word "alcohol" is like Americans hearing word "oil" or British hearing the word "tea"
They all ask "where?" and get there in under 3 seconds
It's just an Irish trait mi lad
But he just said that?
Thanks for telling us exactly what he said in the video
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee What if you're both Irish and Russian?
2:29 that moustache has 0 blood on it. Thats a godly moustache
"He was in a bit of pain"
Bit of an understatement innit
I love that your videos build your character into a more mental version of yourself every time
"Pre recorded video"
Is this man planing on becoming the next Jigsaw with future videos prepared for years in advance?
Yes.
Also 101 >:D
He's going to have his own tale from his bottle.
There was once a man who survived having a rod impaled through his head. It's another interesting story about someone surviving what most would consider the unsurviable.
yeah yeah we all know about phineas gage already
@@kapwns how about the guy who had a huge drill bit go through his eye and out the back of the skull?
@@WouldntULikeToKnow. you and i both know mrballen already did a video on that not even a month ago.
I know that from Sam O' Nella
@@NeoGraena I miss Sam
*"He had just taken a hell of a lot of bullets, way more than the recommended daily intake"*
I just read that when he said that
@@Humbugmsm oh hewo!
I just found this channel and alrwady amazes how good your commentary is
"The answer is no, you've already been born."
QXIR IS FUCKING *BRUTAL* TONIGHT DAMN
You may be interested by the story of The Man They Couldn't Hang. They tried three times to hang him for murder, failed three times, declared it divine intervention and gave him a life sentence.
John Babbacombe Lee.
It sounds like you’re mixing the story of John Lee and Joseph Samuel.
"He had just taken a hell of a lot of bullets, way more than the recommended daily intake..."
Yeah! 9 more!
This man lived two lives. His second one started when he rose from the pile of dead. I have to say he started making better decisions and lived one hell of a second chance to its fullest.
When it comes to stories, it doesn't get much better than "I survived getting executed by firing squad"
"Just taken a hell of lot of bullets, way more than the recommended daily intake, and way in lot of pain"
Hilarious 😂😂😂
He just said that while i was reading your comment
normally the recommended dose of bullets is 0
What Do They Do if You Survive Your Execution?
You are legally allowed to leave.
"the bell doesn't dismiss you, this bullet does" lol
Loads shotgun with Justice Slugs
they have 15 minutes to execute you if they fail the first time. only then can you leave
Just like Danganronpa...
If you survive your execution, they change the name on the schedule to "execution attempt" and get on with your execution.
The comment about it not being the worst thing to subscribe is really convincing, i subscribed
Good thing he was in Mexico during a revolution (that's a sentence I never thought I'd think). In the US they just take you back to your cell and call the tech guy and do it again.
"Goddammit! The Executioner 9000 is fucked again! Someone call tech support!"
Thats why i think the people behind executions deserve to be bludgeoned to death and sent to hell...
@@timothyswag3594 I mean, that's on them for trying to save money on electricity
@@kasper7574 "the people behind executions deserve to be executed" ok gotcha
Hello your computer has virus
I'm really happy that mexican dude survived that, he's lucky he just looked disfigured, but could continue living a normal life!
@Stopped In Time doubt it mexican rebles were fearless
This reminds me of a real story of someone who survived their execution.
I believe it was the very early days of the wild west. Long before Wyatt Earp, Butch Cassidy or wild bill.
The story says a man arrested for stealing a cow was set to be hanged till dead. This being before the measured drop hanging method. The term short drop sudden stop comes to play here.
The day finally comes and the cattle rustler is led to meet his fate. His fitted and the man in the black hood does what he's paid to do.
After several minutes pass the rustler is believed dead. Now this is where i must point out that even a doctor back then really didn't know if you were REALLY dead or not.
So the sheriff has the rustler taken down, the town doc confirms the death and whisks the deceased away for funeral prep. Only while measuring the body for a coffin. The rustler wakes up, scares the doc into needing a new pair of pants and is rearrested. When the circuit judge heard the case he ordered the man released as the sentence had been carried out when the doc confirmed death and it was deemed unfair to carry it out twice.
I like this guy uses reverse pschology at the end of the video to get people to subscribe.
worked for me SUBSCRIBED!
hahaha epic
That seems like an importan court case to note down in case you ever end up in that situation.
2:00 he watched the extra life ad 💀
It's like manipulating the game's file so that your character survives a scripted event, in which case either the cutscene still triggers and the game moves along like nothing happened (you being legally allowed to live normally), or the game softlocks itself (a black hole is formed from this paradoxical situation).
That's why they always throw in "until dead" in execution sentences, just in case you survive the first zapping.
I’m surprised no one from the crowd shot him to “test the legend.” 😵💫
When you question how someone could botch up a job as straightforward as putting someone to death, remember that the government will always find a way
Damn your content is getting better every time you add your humor and personality. Just don't overextend and keep it up
Back in medieval times if you survived execution, you were released... then renaissance people invented the idea of "if you survive then you are a witch"
"He'd taken a hell of a lot of bullets, way more than the recommended daily intake"
I howled at this part!
Dude deserves a subscription
"Surviving execution"
Sounds like someone never heard of Jerry the Junker
*unloads a rain of bullets*
"Uh...... guys?"
"What?"
"He- he's still alive"
"Oh shit!"
"Should we keep fir-"
"No, are you insane?! This is great!"
"Wha-"
"Can't you see?! He's superhuman!"
*walks over to prisoner*
"here, put on this red white and blue costume, soldier. Time to make your country proud!"
"You'll be an awesome writer as well"
But the contracts aya tight here we must kill hum
Executioners : We Were Bad, But Now We're Good
@кино - фильмы The UK and france obviously.
I mean if we're talking superheroes I think a while back there was a comic about what wolverine got up to in WW2 and one of the things was getting himself executed in a camp over and over again to fuck with the commandant.
Pretty sure there's a guy who got off explicitly because he survived his execution.
Just looked it up. His name was Doyle Lee Hamm.
I thought he got off while getting executed, would've been more interesting
The wording is a bit off here
@@zerronyx1362 that'd be David Carradine
@@rayhume1971 okay mister technicality
Guess this means it would be virtually impossible for them to successfully give me a lethal injection. I guess that’s one plus of having collapsed all of my veins from that year of krokodil use. The really bullshit part about all of this is that I was really just trying to die. But of course I’ve got to be the 2% of people that survive a year of doing krokodil 10-20 a day. And now that that’s not around anymore, I’ve formed an immunity to fentanyl, in the process of trying to kill myself with that. 🤦🏼♂️ maybe eventually they’ll create a drug that’s strong enough to kill me, I’m starting to doubt it though 🙁
Thank you for singing El Fusilado at the end. Would never have found that banger with ya. Cheer, bud.
There's a case of an Auswich kid whom didn't meet today's quota of work in their slave factories, and was pulled outside for punishment. When the kid cried, and "refused to stop", he was shot once in the head, which he incredibly survived.. They didn't know what to do with the kid, but felt being shot in the face was sufficient punishment, and so he was sent back to his camp where the other prisoners managed to patch him up with clothing wraps made from their outfits.. The Russians found him upon liberating Auswich, and documented his case.
the amount of respect i hold for people who survived camps such as auschwitz. actually met a survivor’s daughter. it was inspiring, mate!
Given what I know about the Red Army, that's probably the best part of what they did to that kid.
When it finally comes to Qxir's execution, after years of torturing his body with microdosing bullets electricity and lethal injection drugs they decide death at sea by drowning. lol
Oh but just you wait, he's microdosing every thing, even nukes.
He’s been drinking water his entire life you utter fool
@@egg-yolk he's also been microdosing radiation.
Death by stepping on lego
@@jwalster9412 by actively participating in twitter arguments. If he can survive that with spare braincells, nothing can stop him
"He got more bullets than the recommended daily intake" LMAO
0:45 “so what happens now”
they just start strangling you lol
2:36 Absoloute badass
Actually, here in 'Nam, if you survive your execution (normally consists of a firing squad with about 7-8 volleys of SKSs and an officer with a pistol at point-blank fire the aptly called "the parole shot"), technically you will actually be paroled since they considered that you've served your sentence. Needless to say, no one so far actually survives to see it in action.
It makes me so happy when you post optimistic stories.
"Took bullets way more than the daily intake"
"Outperforming the life expectancy of most execution victims"
Man the humour's killing me
Speaking of disabled people with amusing stories about how they got said disability.
You should do a video on Raymond Robinson: The Green Man
Dude lost most of his face to touching an electrical cable as a kid and became some sort of urban legend.
It is very rude to tell people people what they "should" do. Please apologise. That being said, I agree that he would be an interesting subject to cover and Qxir could do a very good job of it.
@@cool_bug_facts It is rude, and not now one goes about making a suggestion. You should fuck off (just a suggestion after all).
@@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 bro wtf, people are soooo easely offended nowdays
Ggggfhhfxc Hhbbbddd it is very rude to assume anyone gives a shit. i’m extremely offended and will wait patiently and peacefully until you apologize. if not, i will shit my pants and send my shit covered ass to your doorstep, stamp paid and all.
Fool! Nobody tells an Irishman what to do!!
I wish you would upload daily, love to his content
The 9 bullets: *shoots Moguel*
Moguel's vital spots: *dodges*
John Lee of Babbacombe. England, survived hanging. His sentence was commuted to life imprisonment, he released after 15 years.
“Way more than the recommended daily intake”
Subbed.
My dad and I were talking about this literally hours ago. When someone is given life in prison the judge says you are condemned for thr rest of your natural life, so if you died and were brought back, would that count? Or if you're given the death penalty could you die and then be brought back? I don't think they are real loopholes though.
I think there was a case of a woman who was sentenced to death for being a witch back in the 1600s in England, who was hanged but after half an hour came back to life (I think it at most put her in a coma) The court let her go free after they decided that technically she was for a time 'dead' in the court's eyes as she wasn't breathing or showing signs of life they could detect. Again this was 17th century England, at best they probably just poked her comatose body, got no response and said "She's dead!" and that was good enough for them, now with medical and technological advancements they could check the monitors, see a light pulse/ brain activity or whatever and just put you through it again to be sure you're 100% dead. Even then they'd do checks just in case you pop back up.
@@Lozzomatic I heard about that story of this woman in 1600 too! But I heard they let her go because they thought that God brought her back to life (or didn't want her to die) and so they would "follow the wish of God" to let her stay alive
There was a case in Iowa a few years back for someone who was sentenced to life, died and was revived. He tried this argument and judge pretty much said your life sentence ends when you die and stay dead.
@@deejay16011 I misremembered their reasoning, makes more sense in a way that they thought it was a sign from God rather than a legal technicality, been a while since I had heard about it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Greene I found her wiki and I got her 'crime' wrong too. She was suspected of infanticide but had actually miscarried. She lived a full life to the grand old age of....about 32- Born 1628, died 1659.
my god... where has this channel been my whole life
4:17 I suggest starting with small caliber to slowly build up immunity. .22 should be a good entry. They will probably stay stuck in your skull. .357, 9mm, .45 and so on. It will take a while but once you can shoot your face with a 12 gauge once a day, you maxxed your immune lvl.
sad thing is some retards from /k/ actually tried this
Or maybe a 50cal or 500 magnum
giga chad use trebuchet
The Army Colt at 2:09 is a great example of attention detail, cheers.
Edit: This is the fucking funniest Qxir video yet
When qxir drops a video on Friday night you know it’s time to pour yourself a good whiskey and sit down because this is some classy stuff that you need to enjoy
You had me giggling so hard! Of course I subscribed! More Please Sir!
The doctor just straight up pulled out an MP-40 “Nien you die now” is all I hear from this image. 0:51
"This is the one sentence you will never get away from!"
Funny thing is, it's actually one of the least, at least in the US. More than half of initial death sentence rulings are appealed for clemency and are given a life sentence on appeal, or the appeals take so long that people die of other causes before they are executed.
You ain't gonna get out ever, but hey - at least you have a life left.
very cool matt
@@Jacob41C definitely worse than death
jagjeet?
*“What doesn’t kill you……usually succeeds in a second attempt”*
---Mr. Krabs
“Woah what happened to you?”
“Firing squad.”
Actually he was shot 8 times, in every execution squad there’s a blank randomly placed in one of the rifles, this is so that the executioners can think mabey it wasn’t them who killed the man
They only started putting blanks in execution squads after 1923
This is the 1910s. There would be a live round in every gun.
@@Debbiebabe69 simply not true
@@antonelebouf4384 The idea of a blank round was to salve the conscience of a firing squad, whose members could hope they weren't the killer. In reality they were usually all live rounds.
@Lugia3210I will have to discard your opinion since you have a tranny flag in the background
Hilarious Qxir has himself on the execution table.
For anyone wondering about the “why” he is convinced about that fate, in a few years he gets hooked into helping a time traveler hide out after trying to alter the past. As you all know the CoSWFTF does not take such things lightly. On the off chance you don’t know, thst stands for Council of Space Werewolves From The Future. They monitor time streams to ensure everything flows correctly. The individual he helps tried to stop the council from forming by[Redacted] and thus he and his collaborators recive sentence on [Redacted] hope that clears up the confusion. -CoSWFTF Information Division
I was expecting a formal video talking about random laws but I was VERY pleasantly surprised
1:11 that perfectly cut revolver shot
"Bro he's cracked"
-Mexican firing squad lying to their officer
0:35 *sad music* “However, being Irish, the alcohol swabbed on my arm provides me with extraordinary vitality, and I survive the injection!” 😂 amazing opening
Meet the demoman
the jingle at the end gave me so much serotonin
In my town in the medieval ages, a man was sentenced to hang from the neck until he dies, well, he was hanged and after droping his corpse from the noose the convict wake up, he was alive, the people start having a discussion,
"We should hang him again or let him walk free?"
The judge of that trial decided the man should leave, because the sentence was "hang him from the neck"
3:08 in 19-TURTY
Back in the 17 somethings there was a man in the West Highlands who came to in the boat on the way home from his own hanging. He lived to ripe old age and was known forever after as Half Hung McDung.
Hi Shauna McClymont.
My name is Shauna McCalmont from Australia of Irish heritage
From my research McCalmont, McClymont and McCalman come from the same clan origins.
You may be the best channel on TH-cam my good sir
As a Mexican myself, gracias for making this video. Was not aware of this man’s story. Hilarious as always. Salud 🍻
4:45 Ayoo that's a violation right there 💀💀💀💀
Qxir will attempt to become king of scotland and get the death penalty, so that's why he's training
He deserves to be king though if we're being honest
Do you think Qxir is Scottish?
@@Sean-sn9ld i know he's irish but he made a video on a stone that made whoever owned it, king of scotland. And how it was quite possibly replaced after it had been stolen and the real one is still roaming somewhere
@@Joxat_ aaah ok, I get ya know - I saw that one too :)
@@Sean-sn9ld cool 👍
Props for one mil my guy I never knew this sutff