Soldier OD's on Meth, Has Crazy Adventure | Tales From the Bottle

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  • Some had more fun during history's deadliest conflict than others.
    "Koivunen was assigned to a ski patrol on 20 April 1944, along with several other men. Three days into their mission, on March 18th, the group was attacked and surrounded by Soviet forces, from which they managed to escape. Koivunen became fatigued after skiing for a long distance, but could not stop. He was also the sole carrier of army-issue Pervitin, or methamphetamine, a stimulant used to remain awake while on duty. Koivunen had trouble pulling out a single pill, so he emptied the entire bottle of thirty capsules into his hand and took them all.
    He had a short burst of energy, but then entered into a state of delirium, and lost consciousness. Koivunen remembered waking up the following morning, separated from his patrol and having no supplies. In the following days, he escaped Soviet forces once again, was injured by a land mine, and laid in a ditch for a week waiting for help. After skiing more than 400 km (250 miles) he was found and admitted to a nearby hospital, where his heart rate was measured at 200 beats per minute, double the average human heartbeat, and weighing only 43 kg (94 pounds). In the week Koivunen was gone, he subsisted only on pine buds and a single Siberian jay that he caught and ate raw."
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  • @grroppen2140
    @grroppen2140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5206

    imaging his unit just looking around to realize "fuck aimo's gone"

    • @Theseus294
      @Theseus294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      There’s always the one kid that ruins the acid trip he was that kid

    • @stevewhite7084
      @stevewhite7084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Then when they found him finally the first words anyone uttered, "fuck Aimo's gone"

    • @TacoTalo
      @TacoTalo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And with their accent, everyone thinks they are stupid because they here “fuck, ammo’s gone”

    • @joekaz5198
      @joekaz5198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      "Shit, we gave him all the drugs"

    • @dustyfox8532
      @dustyfox8532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Which is pretty much par for the course if you've taken enough meth to make a horse break the sound barrier.

  • @drummerdoingstuff5020
    @drummerdoingstuff5020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3966

    He wasn't Finnish, he was just getting started...

    • @scottcgmack5870
      @scottcgmack5870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      He wasn’t “Finnish” but he was “Russian”. Come on peoples. I had to go there.

    • @McLovin_2004
      @McLovin_2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ha!

    • @friedrichgerster1583
      @friedrichgerster1583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That sounds like the early days of my life..except that i came to drigs because i never was able ro fit in...and people with some kind of mental illness,even if its autistic behaviors,than u outmatched and never tells anyone u something or lies to u ,just for getting ahead...its like u know thats something going on and u know because of not making the right assosiation,u will die at the end..because all get pissed off,

    • @normanstrongbow9335
      @normanstrongbow9335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's very Punny!!

    • @SteveSolkela
      @SteveSolkela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mukava 👍🏼

  • @TheHowlingEye
    @TheHowlingEye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2254

    Imagine you're a soviet regular, already having heard the black legend of the elite Finnish "ghost" soldiers. Encamped in the middle of the forest, you stand restless on your post. Suddenly, you hear a cry in the distance and feel the wind on your face. You turn around and then you see it. An unholy demon speeding towards you, dressed in sooted rags, his eyes big like dinner plates, laughing like a maniac. You draw your rifle, but it is too late. By sheer luck he misses you by an inch. Your squadmates initiate pursuit, but he is simply too fast for mortal men. He is not concerned neither by bullets flying his way or the limits of the human condition that the pursuing party must consider. He is gone, the only thing left is the diabolic laughter in the air. He will be back.

    • @Rixoli
      @Rixoli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      What a wondrous description, bravo friend, bravo.

    • @luxbrumalis823
      @luxbrumalis823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Excellent

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What

    • @zenzizenzic
      @zenzizenzic ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +

    • @draglorr5578
      @draglorr5578 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This was hilarious!

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    "He wakes up; he has just punched a tree"
    might be the greatest sentence ever uttered.

    • @UnusualSandvichTF2
      @UnusualSandvichTF2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Bro thought he was Minecraft steve 💀

  • @PatchworkRose567
    @PatchworkRose567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5407

    This entire story sounds like something straight out of an early access steam survival game.

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I read this after just watching a survival game speedrun, and honestly that's pretty damn accurate!

    • @xwillex
      @xwillex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I'm currently playing the long dark and the melted snow in a tin can hit me hard

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Maybe there should be a meth themed survival game.

    • @nameless.greyceo
      @nameless.greyceo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'd love to play this game.

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@nameless.greyceo `You have to survive in the cold wildreness, fight the soviets, fight the dragons, fight god himself with your bare hands, and win a frozen bird. Frozen bird tastes best with a side of meth.

  • @joebush1663
    @joebush1663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6551

    Simo - world's greatest sniper. Aimo - world's greatest tweaker.

    • @jayhawkins4945
      @jayhawkins4945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Just think, if they counted all of the Shadow people he killed!!! LMAAAAAAAAAAO!😂😂😂

    • @alaskaaksala123
      @alaskaaksala123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol

    • @drugsokay4286
      @drugsokay4286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@jayhawkins4945 as a former tweaker this joke gets a 10/10 from me

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@kennydoggins1712 stay strong man!everyday is a gift you have to give to youreself!

    • @carlmanvers5009
      @carlmanvers5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They don't do things by halves in the Finnish Army.

  • @twocubez7848
    @twocubez7848 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    My favorite part of Aimo’s story (that sadly didn’t make it into the video) was that decades later, a local newspaper ran a contest to see which former Soldiers could send in the most outrageous wartime stories. Aimo placed second.
    SECOND PLACE.

    • @defaultxr
      @defaultxr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Makes me wonder what the first place story was.

    • @minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132
      @minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      First place must have been kidnapped by an alien or something

    • @user-bo6go6bq7c
      @user-bo6go6bq7c หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Or survived getting shot repeatedly. On DDay

    • @LeeirahBrashka
      @LeeirahBrashka 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@defaultxr It's the story of a Finnish sniper named Simo Häyhä, or the white death, that killed over thousands by himself and took a bullet to the face. The Russian thought the meth guy was a ghost of the white death, therefore Aimo trolling Russians troops without knowing. 😂

  • @NateCraven318
    @NateCraven318 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +217

    This man tweaked in the Finnish wilderness for two straight weeks, trolled the Soviets and himself, and somehow came back alive. Hats off to Aimo, really.

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Not only alive but in decent health after additionally getting maimed by two bombs in a row. Finns are made of something else.

  • @hugonongbri8100
    @hugonongbri8100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6218

    Impressed by his ability to ALWAYS make a fire...no matter how fucked up the situation !! lmao

    • @edgarpereira4982
      @edgarpereira4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      yea, was thinking the same 😂

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      Since Finland is perpetually snow covered I guess he would have to have quite the knowledge of fire building.

    • @RomeWill
      @RomeWill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Right

    • @blacksheepsociety244
      @blacksheepsociety244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmaoo true

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Ask any Finn to make fire.

  • @traviscoates6878
    @traviscoates6878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    “Aimo had been entrusted with a unit’s supply of pervatin.” Yeah maybe just give a few pills to each soldier

    • @zerothekitten5283
      @zerothekitten5283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Im pretty sure they dont do that because they dont want the soldiers taking them unless absolutely necessary. So entrusting one guy to them means there is a lower chance they will be taken since they will have to ask him for some.

    • @rash15
      @rash15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@zerothekitten5283 leave me with the units supply ... and i will take all of em.. n get high for the entire unit lol

    • @JuanLopez-ss3mz
      @JuanLopez-ss3mz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      “Yo these pills ain’t shi-“
      *Singlehandedly goes COD mode and ends the war*

    • @absoliutenuds
      @absoliutenuds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aimo was the group's meth head

    • @drkhven1614
      @drkhven1614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@JuanLopez-ss3mz amino- "ayo guys, these pills ain't shi-"
      4 weeks later: proceeds to explain his mad asf meth trip

  • @DominikPavel-fk2wb
    @DominikPavel-fk2wb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    Meth addiction actually destroyed my life. I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to meth for over 6 years. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 3 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.

    • @NetaZjdb
      @NetaZjdb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, meth, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.

    • @Bastianbishops
      @Bastianbishops 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.

    • @SusanaGomez-mp8sk
      @SusanaGomez-mp8sk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hey! Yes Dr.alishrooms

    • @Edennnn926
      @Edennnn926 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm really happy for you that your mom decided to help you...I hear about alot of family members or so called friends shutting an addict out of their life, which since most addicts do it to mask emotions to me is the worse thing someone can do to an addict.

    • @JacksonSmith-wc8oo
      @JacksonSmith-wc8oo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta

  • @alexboutlas3716
    @alexboutlas3716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I can understand how terrifying and confusing this whole ordeal was for him to experience, and i do empathise with him. But god damn i cant stop laughing at the part where he skied straight through their camp.

    • @candlestyx8517
      @candlestyx8517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was laughing at the most of the video, have to share with my friends.

    • @robertlee4809
      @robertlee4809 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was in no way a terrifying ordeal...meth makes you feel fking invincible and not afraid of anything...ask me how I know

    • @yourneighbor2567
      @yourneighbor2567 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@robertlee4809 bullshit! Ask me how I know?

    • @indigocheetah4172
      @indigocheetah4172 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I loved the scream as he shot past the Russian soldiers .

  • @thagodwecreate5179
    @thagodwecreate5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2809

    "War, On Drugs"

    • @DARisse-ji1yw
      @DARisse-ji1yw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I see what ya did there 🤣

    • @andreat.8078
      @andreat.8078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂

    • @justinklassen2965
      @justinklassen2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Underated comment

    • @Highlander_Red
      @Highlander_Red 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey! That's my president's tag line! BTW I live in the Philippines.

    • @denny720
      @denny720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice very nice 👍😂😂

  • @gauzy692
    @gauzy692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8829

    Everybody gangsta until your imaginary friend steals your gun

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      my question, is where did he lose his gun?

    • @trixter7219
      @trixter7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      @@Superbug-tf8zy 400 kilometers is a long way to go, it'd be easy to lose it while tripping on meth in the blinding snow.

    • @SebastianHaban
      @SebastianHaban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Superbug 3003 There is now probably a wolverine with a gun in the russian outback near the finish border ;)

    • @Yadobler
      @Yadobler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @Mycel could be a crazy Koivunen who took Koivunen's gun and Koivunen mistook Koivunen for a Koivunen
      honestly with meth in the equation, its probable

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@trixter7219 The Suomi is also pretty heavy, so if you have no ammo for it its a big burden to carry that thing around.

  • @MyBoomStick1
    @MyBoomStick1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The part where he just skies right through screaming made me lose it😂😂😂

  • @Gatherway
    @Gatherway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    So in summary Aimo:
    - Traveled 400km in the snow
    - Was forced to LEEROY JENKINS his way through a Russian camp
    - Got blown up twice
    - Laid out in the elements with his clothes torn in half for several days
    All the while tripping balls.
    And he somehow managed to survive
    If you ever needed proof for the existence of superman, there you go.

  • @Puistokemisti
    @Puistokemisti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3891

    There was a surgeon called Rikhard Sotamaa, who in 1944 during the battle of Tali-Ihantala conducted surgical operations on wounded soldiers for 9 days straight without proper sleep, due to him being the only available surgeon nearby. The only thing keeping him going were these very same meth tablets and cigarettes

    • @corvidking468
      @corvidking468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      god damn, props to the surgeon. I hope everyone turned out fine in the end

    • @Puistokemisti
      @Puistokemisti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@corvidking468 As fine as you could be after a 9 day meth binge

    • @braym2391
      @braym2391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I’m curious how he didn’t just collapse

    • @Puistokemisti
      @Puistokemisti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      @@braym2391 Meth is a hell of a drug

    • @braym2391
      @braym2391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Puistokemisti as it seems

  • @missvida6251
    @missvida6251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3952

    Lmaooo the fire scene. He moves everytime the fire spreads. I'm surprised Aimo survived his ordeal. Glad he did because this was one hell of a story

    • @upalse
      @upalse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      "That's fine" moment.

    • @humanityneedstowakeup.5220
      @humanityneedstowakeup.5220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      So basically he went to war, Got fucked up on meth, Went on a crazy ski adventure, got blown up and survives. Kind of jealous.

    • @bob7975
      @bob7975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It was so warm and cozy!

    • @joshuabouman753
      @joshuabouman753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Imagine all the crazy stories we'll never know due to the people who went on wild rides on this but didn't make it

    • @bosscus
      @bosscus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      According to some sources he lived to have 9 KIDS AFTERWARDS as well

  • @ThatZebruhGuy
    @ThatZebruhGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I am dying!! The battle yell as he skis through the encampment, he punches a damn tree, and no more tea?!?! Holy Jesus. Why did I wait so long to watch this episode.

  • @Skolg3r77
    @Skolg3r77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Aimo and the fire is the first example of ..."this is fine"

  • @oiva4565
    @oiva4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    I just love him just skiing through a Russian camp. They must have been like. "Who the hell is that"

    • @mariakelly1059
      @mariakelly1059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Aimo (doing his Obi-wan Kenobi impression as he's zooming through the Russian camp): "I'm not the Finnish soldier you're looking for!"

    • @ryanbauer3680
      @ryanbauer3680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mariakelly1059 Hello there...(Skis past them like a tweaked out Finnish skier)

    • @bombboy3427
      @bombboy3427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mariakelly1059 No no no it would be
      "... -ot the FinniSH SOLDIER YOu're looking -....!!!"

    • @eastdakota6954
      @eastdakota6954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      has very similar vibes to that one vine with the guy dressed as a giraffe
      "say Colorado!"
      "IM A GIRAFFE" *NYRM*

    • @RavensWings11
      @RavensWings11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Osai1234
    @Osai1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    i literally can’t stop laughing about “his need for speed turns into, a need for speed”

    • @flewprettygood8911
      @flewprettygood8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that’s may favorite part of the whole video lol great stuff

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So weird, i read your comment and wanted to find it in the video and swiped to THE EXACT place it’s said in the video (and to be clear, I hadn’t watched the video).

    • @flewprettygood8911
      @flewprettygood8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Froddobaggins WasmyMilkman wtf? Lol

    • @budkawa5836
      @budkawa5836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@The_ZeroLine do you remember right about where you clicked?

    • @ganjaman407
      @ganjaman407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@budkawa5836 2:39 is where he says that in the video

  • @CharlesVanNoland
    @CharlesVanNoland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    His mind was permanently altered for the rest of his life, no doubt. He probably bounced back after a few years but something about that kind of experience will never leave you. Once those kinds of doors are opened they never fully close.

    • @Joseph-C
      @Joseph-C ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You can't really go through the military and become reprogrammed to kill people and expect to come home with the same sort of mindset at the end of it... I can't imagine having PTSD is any better than what this guy came home with.

    • @taiyoqun
      @taiyoqun ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Joseph-C to be fair he probably went home with both

    • @clamcrewcarclub6017
      @clamcrewcarclub6017 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I think after that grenade trap aimo is very careful about opening doors

  • @eyetrollin710
    @eyetrollin710 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is by far my favorite video on TH-cam I have watched it so many times every time I meet someone new I have to play this for them anytime anyone is discussing any War I have to play this for them and I never ever get bored

  • @buzzlightyearpfp7641
    @buzzlightyearpfp7641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    the part where he just slightly moved away from the fire repeatedly is fucking hilarious

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      shit had me rollin

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is fine
      happens to me to

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@georgyekimov4577 Are you... Aimo, by any chance?

    • @emil3458
      @emil3458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fr and it happened irl

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 no im just doing the same thing with all my problemms including fire

  • @NameName-id6cr
    @NameName-id6cr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    I need to make a few corrections to this video. I'm from Finland. He didn't eat all of the pills at once. He swallowed a bunch of them because they were chased by the Russians and they were in hurry. It's not said how many he ate at first, but obviously more than he should have, lol. He also ate the pills later on. It's mentioned that when he had passed the Russian camp and Russians were chasing him again, he at that point also ate those pills to be able to get rid of the chasers. He was part of the Finnish special forces, a commando. They were basically Finlands most elite soldiers who did the most demanding tasks. Maybe that's why he was capable to ski like a madman and maybe those pills had some part as well ;) hahaha. These things happened in March 1944 in between Kantalahti and Salla.The temperatures were in between -15 to -30 Celcius.

    • @nicolasnod7359
      @nicolasnod7359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      A few notes to keep in mind, about him being the Finland version of a green beret, a special forces soldier of an army that with around 15.000 soldiers held off the soviet advance of 450.000 for over a year, (until they declared the soviets winners but with a lot more breathing room than initially demanded by the soviets, as they had a puppet leader in finland).
      So you can imagine how freaking good a special forces soldier from such an army is, keeping in mind that the skills they handled best were survival and recconoisance.
      An absolute mad lad.

    • @bobzeepl
      @bobzeepl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nice, I have been not far from there :) Love the story

    • @bz3086
      @bz3086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Name,
      Its okay. The. Nazi haters are well known for altering history 😂

    • @bubblelf4341
      @bubblelf4341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@bz3086 what

    • @tamasmayer1167
      @tamasmayer1167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@bz3086 ur saying nazi haters like it’s a bad thing

  • @dramallamarama5300
    @dramallamarama5300 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:02
    My absolute favourite moment in any of Qixir’s videos

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 ปีที่แล้ว

      aaaaaaah

    • @mashucha
      @mashucha ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asheep7797 pp

  • @revenevan11
    @revenevan11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:54 just strikes me as such a Finnish solution to the problem of stumbling on an enemy camp, just yell and ski-yeet your way past them 🤣

  • @voreqejackson1238
    @voreqejackson1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    the fact that he got hit with a mine and a rigged bomb in the space of a minute had me dying with laughter

    • @saltwatertaffybag
      @saltwatertaffybag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Don't forget, his trousers had the arse torn out. This was the end of his journey.

    • @Derek_Wyld
      @Derek_Wyld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah after walking 248 miles too X'O

    • @308dad8
      @308dad8 ปีที่แล้ว

      And in typical meth head fashion is just fine

    • @MagnumLoadedTractor
      @MagnumLoadedTractor ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Derek_Wyld skiing tho

    • @supremelordoftheuniverse5449
      @supremelordoftheuniverse5449 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t forget the ass out

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4264

    lets be clear. the thumbnail drew us here to great effect.

    • @explonoise9930
      @explonoise9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      LMAO it's the guy from bounce by the ounce

    • @andrewtrueblood2748
      @andrewtrueblood2748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im to late. Its so damn goofy

    • @LeoCOYS
      @LeoCOYS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's punny

    • @geeniel4462
      @geeniel4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Crystal 😉

    • @danielflanard8274
      @danielflanard8274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Qxir is our boy, been with him for awhile, but that thumbnail is definitely more striking than his usual ones. Gotta grow the community.

  • @ryanatkinson2978
    @ryanatkinson2978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is made even more hilarious to me, because I've experienced something like this.... for a few hours... in a warm, safe house... not in a war zone... lmao I would have died
    Good on Aimo for making it! That's one hell of a survival story

  • @pserndbsj8337
    @pserndbsj8337 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Stories like these make me proud of my Finnish heritage

  • @Transformwithpuvi
    @Transformwithpuvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    they should make this into a movie, that was quite an adventure lmao

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Only if we can get a Method Actor for the main role...

    • @MikeLitoris66
      @MikeLitoris66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I can imagine this being a short black comedy movie

    • @danielfridolfsson8731
      @danielfridolfsson8731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@RogueBoyScout Charlie Sheen

    • @Motorsheep
      @Motorsheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@RogueBoyScout I think you misspelled "methhead actor" there. Or wait. Method! I get it. The crystal method, of course.

    • @h.l9635
      @h.l9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That parts like made for Johny Depp.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    Aimo: "God i'm tired."
    Mysterious Sleep Deprived Inner Voice: "You've got pills."
    Aimo: **takes fuckload of them**
    Mysterious Voice: "um" **nervous sweating** "dude..."
    Aimo: *"L E T S F U C K I N G G O!!!!"*

    • @ncescher1
      @ncescher1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      And he done went

    • @tommac8556
      @tommac8556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Always listen to that mysterious voice

    • @tommac8556
      @tommac8556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      or voices

    • @yomamma2424
      @yomamma2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ncescher1 dnp2

    • @marcowagner94
      @marcowagner94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @DescendingVelocity
    @DescendingVelocity ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The whole story is crazy but the thing that blew my mind is his heart rate of 200bpm when he was rescued. That’s absolutely insane. Mine was 140 after a night of tequila and marijuana and I felt like I was about to die. 200 is stupid high.

    • @mariakelly90210
      @mariakelly90210 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      In 2019 my heartbeat went up to 260. Scared the living daylights out of me, and I ended up getting an ICD (Implanted Cardiac Device).

  • @tommituhkala8993
    @tommituhkala8993 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Teenagers: "It feels great to be high!"
    Aimo: "Two mines also."

  • @charliezelenowski2701
    @charliezelenowski2701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    Of course he's Finnish... If anyone is going to get lost in the freezing cold while tripping balls and survive it's gonna be a Finnish guy.

    • @silkyjohnson4519
      @silkyjohnson4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Meth doesn't normally make you trip balls. It will if you stay up for weeks

    • @chaseteter
      @chaseteter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Silky Johnson and staying up for weeks would probably feel like tripping balls.....

    • @jimtomson5362
      @jimtomson5362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      or a Canadian

    • @cuburac
      @cuburac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂👍

    • @TheJege12
      @TheJege12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fuck yeah it's gonna be us :D

  • @harryhlloyd
    @harryhlloyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    Does anyone else think this would make an incredible movie.

    • @johnt.70
      @johnt.70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      God yes

    • @drkhven1614
      @drkhven1614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Omfg, the blackouts and the hallucinations would be funny asf, and the ability to always make a fire wherever the fuck he is 🤣🤣

    • @moonbug7252
      @moonbug7252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      5:00 is like something out of a wes Anderson movie

    • @Daniel-rs4ll
      @Daniel-rs4ll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hit Seth Rogen up with a mail im sure he'll consider the role as Aimo the Tweaker. :P

    • @ryanstorm3773
      @ryanstorm3773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why is it not though

  • @deltah1500
    @deltah1500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "god only knows how he swallowed tirty fockin pills without woter"
    "not long after, aiMO"-

  • @davidjames2083
    @davidjames2083 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is far and away the best TH-cam channel I have ever discovered.

  • @artvertex4152
    @artvertex4152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3332

    We need a movie of this starring Nicolas Cage.

    • @Timbo007
      @Timbo007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Kiattawee Chaiwiriya it’s already in production he is really strung out on meth in the pursuit to steal the Declaration of Independence before the zombie natzi get there hands on it.

    • @dolson9366
      @dolson9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Gary Busey

    • @HIGHWAYATMIDNIGHT
      @HIGHWAYATMIDNIGHT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Even badder lieutenant

    • @Tom-wq2mz
      @Tom-wq2mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bad lieutenant was a great Nicolas Cage movie.

    • @ChrisDeVarro
      @ChrisDeVarro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    “His need for speed was replaced with a need for _speed.”_
    goddamnit I love this channel

    • @vplayz7371
      @vplayz7371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao

    • @brendonutjita
      @brendonutjita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I creased so hard at that bit😂😭

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dude went 400km, that's a lot of speed on speed.

    • @H.A.L9000
      @H.A.L9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CMON ONE MORE LIKE FOR TRIPPLE 6 ON TOP OF TRIPPLE 7 COMMENT!!!!

    • @haltestelle793
      @haltestelle793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y DOES NO ONE PUT TIME STAMPS WHEN QUOTING?!?!
      2:40

  • @candlestyx8517
    @candlestyx8517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is simultaneously a very sad yet hilarious tale, thank you Qxir

  • @johnpick8336
    @johnpick8336 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Trust Me , This story is so close to accurate it is scary for those of us who have been there!
    Well Done and Thank you.

    • @robertlee4809
      @robertlee4809 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most will never know..but we do🤣🤣🤣

  • @Saltiren
    @Saltiren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    Just wanna point out how good Aimo is at making fires. I wanna be Aimo in a survival situation.

    • @murkyhydra6351
      @murkyhydra6351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      High on meth?

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Too good at making fires, not so good at keeping track of his equipment - nor at finding pine buds for tea

    • @PotVon
      @PotVon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      As person who isn't so fond of outdoors, but live in Finland. I can make a fire with knife, wood, and flint & steel. So it comes with living in Finland that you have some sort of survival skills.

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@PotVon well it's not too difficult if you have flint... That's not much more difficult than starting a fire with a lighter

    • @punbug4721
      @punbug4721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Those who spend time with Aimo tend to disappear on a fairly regular basis. Not recommended.

  • @serioussamosa3780
    @serioussamosa3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    "His need for speed was replaced with a need for speed"
    This sentence is too perfect

    • @GENESIS-bj4bp
      @GENESIS-bj4bp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @spazx8026
      @spazx8026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao 😂

    • @capt.macmillan5055
      @capt.macmillan5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laughing off my ass off😂

    • @Yeoubi347
      @Yeoubi347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to say that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hwren9845
    @hwren9845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm actually fucking crying with laughter. This is amazing. What a guy.

  • @Jutte777
    @Jutte777 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When I was a kid in primary school we did a health thing where we had to measure our
    resting heart rate. There was this one kid named Franz - who always talked super fast and could never sit still.
    We all had to give our results -then it came to Franz. The teacher checked him a couple of times.
    His resting heart rate was ...175 ! What the heck...no drugs - just super squirrelly.

    • @anngarth
      @anngarth ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anon_148 my brother in christ, he wasnt shot in serbia

  • @Zestence
    @Zestence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Pervitin (and other meth products) were not just given to soldiers. You could actually buy it from your local pharmacy, even after the war. It was not declared an illegal drug until 1968 in Finland. There are stories of old people asking for amphetamine in pharmacies all the way up until the 80s or so because they remembered how you could work all day and all night with it.

    • @missvida6251
      @missvida6251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's amazing. I looked up pervitin and they still produce it under the name Desoxyn. It's pure methamphetamine...Pure! Lmaooo. Boy they were getting a clean high! I don't even do meth but I do take amphetamines for ADHD.

    • @opmdevil
      @opmdevil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Pervitin staid in the pharmacy for a long time but its content was changed many times. If I recall it right, the last years it was available, there was no drugs in it, mostly cofeine.

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Honestly, if they're 80+, and former soldiers, they've earned the right to go out high as a kite.

    • @308dad8
      @308dad8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Caffeine is only technically a stimulant. It has no Stimulating effects on me. It does help medicines work though for headaches

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He said it was "Methamphetamine", which, in the US is generic for Adderall. Methamphetamine is not meth, the street drug.

  • @staropramen478
    @staropramen478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    The most shocking thing about all this, is that he managed to live to the age of 71. I can only imagine how many times he has told this story to people who didn't believe him.

    • @current9300
      @current9300 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Late comment, but he actually didn't tell the story much according to his friends and family because he wasn't sure how much of what he remembered was even real. His complete account comes mostly from a article he finally wrote for a Finnish magazine's war story competition.
      His story won the SECOND prize.

    • @emperor1e
      @emperor1e หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@current9300…. Wh…who won first?

  • @Elhesh
    @Elhesh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Still love this story. I come back every months or so and enjoy the telling of the story again.

  • @hugar3499
    @hugar3499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    A friend of mine actually did a documentary in our school about this tale, with a fireside chat type vibe to it. Watching him explain the story and then have our video production class listen to it while our teacher was shocked was hilarious lol

    • @stevewhite7084
      @stevewhite7084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Please, please, please where can I get a copy of that. I think your friend should distribute it. This is a tale that needs to be told and passed on. Seriously if you can I would love to get one.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      π (3.14) 👍

    • @nomorecomply4044
      @nomorecomply4044 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah facts. Imma do that except I actually snort dope. Aye man dope ain’t terrible if you aren’t an idiot. 99% of people are idiots to drugs, but I got the good genes.

  • @lizc6393
    @lizc6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    "No more tea for Aimo" in an Irish brogue sounds straight from a quintessential, sweet lil' night time story.

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No tea for aimo cry 😢 😪 mom read me a different bedtime story

  • @Reggie-The-Dog
    @Reggie-The-Dog 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is my favorite tale from the bottle.

  • @brokerirl
    @brokerirl ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Congrats on 900k :)

  • @fallinginthed33p
    @fallinginthed33p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Escapes pursuing Russians, gets blown up twice, spends weeks out of his mind on meth, eats a bird raw and gets rescued after two weeks. This guy was a real life Machete.

  • @wormcatman8652
    @wormcatman8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    This would be a good premise for a horror movie/comedy

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Someone get Edgar Wright in the line xD

    • @CaptainBlack47
      @CaptainBlack47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Evil dead, but there are no deaths, and the only evil is the raging meth addiction, and Bruce Campbell
      is a Finnish soldier

    • @Gorindakia
      @Gorindakia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The revenant is kinda similar but without the meth and it’s in Canada in the 1700s. It stars Leonardo DiCaprio

    • @Tapanitseini
      @Tapanitseini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jasper Pääkkönen would be great since he's Finnish and has also had a role in Hollywood.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      indeed

  • @lopidy65
    @lopidy65 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm pretty sure this is where the "don't take more than the prescribed amount in 24hrs" came from...👀

    • @zic_sporesoninstagramsellsgood
      @zic_sporesoninstagramsellsgood ปีที่แล้ว

      ⬆️⬆️ look up my handle he sells all microdosing and psychedelic stuff 💊🍄🍫🍫…

  • @forbiddencroisant
    @forbiddencroisant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Aimo is an absolute legend

  • @hugokillian-dawson591
    @hugokillian-dawson591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "Just like they always say kids, drugs are good for you"
    10/10 best quote of 2020

    • @Propaganda9999
      @Propaganda9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stay in drugs and don't do school

    • @bubblybuzzy2941
      @bubblybuzzy2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad Cat I had to read that a couple times 😂

    • @QuackersMcCrackers
      @QuackersMcCrackers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a Ritalin Kiddie I can agree, 10/10 would recommend (its medical name - Methylphenidate - even starts with the word meth lololol)

    • @bradleyweiss1089
      @bradleyweiss1089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except hydroxy Chloroquine. Don’t take that. That keeps the Covid monster away. And we want you to get the shot. We want you to get all the shots.

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      However, I believe that Mr. Mackey from "South Park" would disagree on that. M-kay?

  • @angeldump1three
    @angeldump1three 3 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Dude was probably pushing 150mph through that camp 😂

    • @un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5
      @un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂 flash ah-ah

    • @88trapordie
      @88trapordie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 he was fooking gone

    • @un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5
      @un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@88trapordie best story ever in it 😂😂😂😂

    • @88trapordie
      @88trapordie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5 defo 😂😂

    • @marktrouts5136
      @marktrouts5136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg THAT is fucking funny as hell bro !!!!

  • @eljabinki4625
    @eljabinki4625 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My teacher showed us this video yesterday in my history class after starting our ww2 unit

  • @anitarichmond8930
    @anitarichmond8930 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is the second video I’ve watched, I’d like to say top of the morning to ye🇮🇪🍺

  • @user-ez1ju8ze5d
    @user-ez1ju8ze5d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    This story was extremely interesting, your story telling ability only seems to have made it better

    • @Borel-nv5bq
      @Borel-nv5bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The accent when he says "he's fooked" really puts the cherry on top

    • @MattNeufy
      @MattNeufy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Borel 2016 and the meth was the chocolate icing!

    • @BillehBobJoe
      @BillehBobJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i mean it'd be kinda dry without qxir. read the wikipedia article for a sense how this is much better

    • @eatingsteakisfun
      @eatingsteakisfun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #Fooked.

    • @Lovedrug69710
      @Lovedrug69710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I subbed because I believe you

  • @tankdempcy1
    @tankdempcy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    It allways makes my day when theres a new tales in a bottle

  • @Enderplays12
    @Enderplays12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Two weeks and he still was at 200+ bpm? Holy moly! I wonder what the dosage was. Not many would've survived just the damn OD.

  • @JohnnyTromboner
    @JohnnyTromboner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Not long after.."
    Cue ridiculous smiley face lmao

  • @nevinperkin6118
    @nevinperkin6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    fucking hilarious. As someone who has recovered from a meth addiction, this is a really accurate depiction of the overuse of meth. When its that bad, you cant just seem to anything right or catch a break. Don't do meth kids.

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      do you also happen to be a finnish

    • @yourneighbor2567
      @yourneighbor2567 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't know if it's just an American thing or what but I've seen and heard about people doing the most evil sht after being up for days on meth. That stuff is the devil.

    • @robw5096
      @robw5096 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah bro if you have a good heart and focused mind you would be good there are demons though

  • @cortholiopezorama8879
    @cortholiopezorama8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    “I’ve been entrusted with the units meth supply.” *popeye music starts playing*

  • @hugglebear69
    @hugglebear69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love your content....
    The typical Irish humor with which it's delivered, brings a smile to my otherwise, seemingly endless, oblivion.

  • @CatWoodman
    @CatWoodman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your comedic take 😅 but he is badass and his heart was indestructible

  • @thegio3553
    @thegio3553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I laughed so hard that I chocked on water when he skied through the camp

    • @Willam_J
      @Willam_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Giovanny Hernandez - I know, right? I was thinking “Ahhhh.....” and then he actually said it. 😂

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I just imagine what the Russians were thinking. You're set up there when a single Finnish soldier flies through your camp.

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @cristopher wong I'm sorry? (Sorry English is a 3rd language for me, so I'm still working on it, I may have missed a mistake in there, because I don't see it yet)

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SalahEddineH "what the Russians were thinking." - blyat, another one ! how much speed do these guys have ?

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i'm just imagining the rationale behind it.
      "well they're not expecting it, it'll work. I know i could go around but they'll have scouts anyway. fuck it; it'll be hilarious and badass."

  • @chronic2001n
    @chronic2001n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Him just skiing through the Russian camp is fucking hilarious. I can only imagine what those Russians were thinking as they see a Finnish guy just skiing by.

  • @cd5433
    @cd5433 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That skiing through the camp scene is probably the funniest animation I've ever seen

  • @chrischriskidnicky6088
    @chrischriskidnicky6088 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Look at his eyes!!! He never got over it!

  • @Aegis---
    @Aegis--- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Don't worry qxir, we may not have a meth problem in ireland, but we certainly have a heroin one

    • @yommmrr
      @yommmrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hard to say what's worse tbh. Both will take your soul and spit you out.

    • @Aegis---
      @Aegis--- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@yommmrr facts. One good look at some of the people in dublin city can confirm that

    • @yommmrr
      @yommmrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Aegis--- it's just so sad because if you asked any of them they'd say that they never would've touched it I'd they knew what it would do to them. They all hate themselves for it. Just a waste of human life.

    • @anonyninja7737
      @anonyninja7737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@yommmrr Heorin. It's heroin. Heroin is 1000000000000000000% worse than meth because it causes a PHYSICAL addiction in the body, whereas meth addiction does not. Meth doesn't give withdraws - a meth user can stop using meth ANY time and all that will happen is they will sleep a lot because the body's repairing itself, and eating a lot to catch up for all the food not eaten while on meth... it's a mental addiction, the person enjoys it a lot so they are hooked. With heroin, however, you get horrible withdraws that stop you from getting clean even if you desperately want to. I was a heroin addict for 6 years and HATED the drug for most that time but couldn't get off it because of how horrifying the withdraws are. Been in and out of rehabs during that time, seen thousands of meth addicts and thousands of heroin addicts, i know the difference.

    • @yommmrr
      @yommmrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anonyninja7737 dont have to tell me bud I've been there with both. Both take a hold of your life while you're doing it but yes nothing comes close to h withdrawals

  • @heinrichmuller7974
    @heinrichmuller7974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    anyone interested in this topic, i'd highly recommend reading _blitzed_ by norman ohler

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fantastic read I highly recommend it as well! such a NUMBER of hard drugs used back then its intriguing

    • @Dancingonthesun
      @Dancingonthesun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another one for the wish list! Thanks for the recommendation.

  • @psyxypher3881
    @psyxypher3881 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "God only knows how he swallowed 30 pills without water."
    It's a lot easier than you'd think.

    • @HPsawus
      @HPsawus ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m choking after the first pill. You guys know you’re built different but refuse to accept it

  • @andrewthompson5728
    @andrewthompson5728 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Looks down at the handful of Pervitin, "Gentlemen, start your engines!"

  • @bryanpiepkorn8201
    @bryanpiepkorn8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "Although he's so fucked he just builds it in the middle of the floor." 😂

    • @drkhven1614
      @drkhven1614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why was that line del in the most beautiful way, and also you can hear the sadness from the narrator and you can also see the sadness in Aimo's face when he said "he's also lost his cooking pot, so no more tea for Aimo"

  • @shiznit9142
    @shiznit9142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    "I'm gonna take these pills and handle my shit!" -soldier about to lose his shit

    • @letzte_maahsname
      @letzte_maahsname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Replace "soldier" with "modern human".

    • @ChineseGodfather
      @ChineseGodfather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@letzte_maahsname Nah cuz that has nothing to do with the story

  • @TreyM1609
    @TreyM1609 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is by far the best story so far and best telling of it!

  • @Exponaut_R-01
    @Exponaut_R-01 ปีที่แล้ว

    High behavior is so wild it cannot be written or replicated

  • @alekzi890
    @alekzi890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    I wish someone would make a movie about his trip

    • @moonliteX
      @moonliteX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      fear and loathing in finland

    • @mg9261
      @mg9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thad be craaaazy

    • @nolainacorolla2556
      @nolainacorolla2556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Seth Rogan plays his character

    • @alekzi890
      @alekzi890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nolainacorolla2556 Seth rogen could make a stoner comedy version xD

    • @mrmcbeardy9268
      @mrmcbeardy9268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moonliteX this comment made me laugh so much harder than i probably should have 😅😂

  • @philipplang7476
    @philipplang7476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    publically funded meth addiction? Times were different back then. Not better ,just different

    • @iverkjellkken6569
      @iverkjellkken6569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's the Nazis. If they're not doing something that's wrong, they're doing something thats weird.

    • @omarcarrero3623
      @omarcarrero3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@iverkjellkken6569 he's hinting that is the same today with opioids, thatd why is 'different' and not 'better'

    • @joshgale5977
      @joshgale5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just remember they used to put cocaine in coca cola that's how it legit got its name from yup

    • @SkyJUSTIN6
      @SkyJUSTIN6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They still use amphetamines salts for solders so its not really that different just a different name

    • @joshgale5977
      @joshgale5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SkyJUSTIN6 and that too

  • @adrianTNT
    @adrianTNT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:55 that old friend really did him 😂

    • @TomfooleryOfTheTrolls
      @TomfooleryOfTheTrolls หลายเดือนก่อน

      Really said, “you’ve got a friend in me”

  • @latefid
    @latefid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “He wakes up, he has just punched a tree” im wheezing

    • @mariakelly1059
      @mariakelly1059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damm, what did the tree ever do to him?

    • @Axispa.
      @Axispa. ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bro thought he was playing minecraft before minecraft.

  • @buzzlightyearpfp7641
    @buzzlightyearpfp7641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    this would make a great survival game. imagine trying to survive in say, some wilderness while not knowing what is true, and what is real.

    • @fiddibelow
      @fiddibelow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      pretty sure thats the concept of dont starve

    • @SamuelBlues
      @SamuelBlues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yea! allan wake videogame is kinda in that genre

    • @skankmcgank
      @skankmcgank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Green hell?

    • @etherospike3936
      @etherospike3936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It should be called: Crackhead and afraid !

    • @30cal23
      @30cal23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like the long dark but with a horror element like DSs Sanity meter or perhaps eternal darkness did that mechanic better

  • @adamfox7071
    @adamfox7071 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is my 2nd time listening to this, it's such a hilarious yet dangerous situation.

  • @sweetleatea9332
    @sweetleatea9332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just subscribed! You are hilarious... totally read my thoughts every time 😂. Not often I find channels that match my sense of sarcasm or humor so BRAVO and thanks! Now I'm gonna binge you ❤️

  • @alphaturtle3806
    @alphaturtle3806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    “He is starving, in pain, weak and cold”.... but he’s high so even steven

    • @cameronbruce1862
      @cameronbruce1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The high won't last anywhere that long ASSUMING his heart survived the overdose...PURE FICTION!

    • @grindtilldeath
      @grindtilldeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cameron Bruce Bro feins are different different 😂 especially he probably been popping that shit the whole war he was already in peak fein state

    • @grindtilldeath
      @grindtilldeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cameron Bruce I seen a nigga die from a overdose no pulse nd all get revived nd say he was just taking a nap 😂😭😭 them drugs turn you into smth else

    • @cameronbruce1862
      @cameronbruce1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@grindtilldeath Circulation would have not been shutdown for long OR the brain would die.
      PS. Desoxyephedrine or N Methyl Amphetamine* has a longer duration HOWEVER it has a milder "PRESSER" action compared to Amphetamine.
      *Originates from Ephedrine originally from the plant Ephedra Vulgaris. (An infusion was nicknamed "Horehouse Tea" that the East India Company, BRITISH DRUG DEALERS discovered in China.)

    • @grindtilldeath
      @grindtilldeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron Bruce welp idk cuz im not a doctor but he was painting or smth then just passed out nd was dead we called his name shook him i aint gon lie someone smacked him 😂 the ambulance came nd gave him a narcant or however you spell it nd i guess basically got the drugs out his system nd he woke back up.
      iont think he did meth tho he was high on crack or heroin we ont sell meth in baltimore 😂

  • @hoptanglishalive4156
    @hoptanglishalive4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    German soldier: Woah, you look a little kaput out. Are you okay?
    Aimo: I thought my life was Finnish, but Aimo K.

    • @CytotoxinK
      @CytotoxinK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Heyoooooooooo...
      _(5 hours later)_
      ... OOOOOOOOOO...!!!...

    • @DeezeTheMACMAN
      @DeezeTheMACMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      👁👄👁

    • @jeh2262
      @jeh2262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kaputt

    • @nefelibatacomingthrough2707
      @nefelibatacomingthrough2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hot damn, that was funny and when it was quite obvious no-one else has said it. Good job. Here, have an internet respect and a "one thumb up".

    • @ParumPirum
      @ParumPirum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You did good.

  • @gk4204
    @gk4204 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for the great vid.

  • @eamonia
    @eamonia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Across the board, Tales From the Bottle has great re-watchability but I've gotta say, this one gets me everytime.

  • @chipsthedog1
    @chipsthedog1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    If I had a Russian platoon chasing me through the snow trying to kill me I can see how taking the whole bottle of meth might seem a viable option, if one pill makes me faster what will 30 do?

    • @arturpulkkinen9181
      @arturpulkkinen9181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      TimE tO fINd ouT

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Approaching Lightspeed.

    • @dubbsreality5109
      @dubbsreality5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@FriedrichHerschel ludicrous speed we've gone plaid ahhhh

    • @tommac8556
      @tommac8556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      30 times faster I reckon. Called logic... heh heh

    • @the_emperor_of_mankind
      @the_emperor_of_mankind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BRTRTRTRTRTRTRTATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @3flying986
    @3flying986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    He had that million mile meth stare in his photo

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That is the face of a man who stared into the face of death and laughed.

    • @Invizive
      @Invizive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@dannylamb456 That is the face of a man who stared into the face of death and drooled.

    • @anopinion3469
      @anopinion3469 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this deserved more likes; kinda glad not everyone recognizes it

    • @Mf-wolf
      @Mf-wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I hate you 😭

    • @donbrashsux
      @donbrashsux 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crackhead

  • @pierceswan87
    @pierceswan87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Suomi KP-31 lends itself quite well to the minimalist art style used here. Great vid!

  • @aarongregory4980
    @aarongregory4980 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To this day this is still my favorite Qxir vid. The story is just so batshit crazy and the way he tells it just gets a laugh out of me every time.

  • @mazing32able
    @mazing32able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    He was really good at making a fire

    • @caroline7648
      @caroline7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      finnish skill

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same thing.

    • @minhducnguyen674
      @minhducnguyen674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Meth helped him rubbing 2 sticks together faster. Not that he needed it to make the fire