I built a city that profits from people's unhappiness and this happened
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- Sim City but I exploited people for profit and this happened...sorry people
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And myself :D
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“My kids are going to grow up to be criminals” weird brag but to each their own I suppose
@J Dude stfu
Comforting to know that no matter how rotten my day is, the characters in Kevin’s videos will always have it a million times worse. Thank you for the good vibes
Yeah, TH-cam is great that way. I just watched a man out of his mind stuck in gutter and suddenly my day wasn't so bad.
Yeah
love the optimism XD
Kevin is on his way on being a true cult leader. I’m sorry I mean a true community leader.
a true communis- i mean great leader
I was surprised he didn't say Jim Pickens was the overlord I mean mayor of the city living on the hill top
Nice!
@@joechemo4744 th-cam.com/video/H8PXq3I0bsE/w-d-xo.html a gift
Kevin is better than sky daddy
Games seem to be progressing a lot these days to be able to exploit people’s money. This is a dream game!
Hagrid
this game is 10 years old
well the sims lets you recreate your life, only fair that politicians and billionaires get a game that let them recreate theirs
@@DetectiveNyx yooooo i didnt know aeris watches kevin
Maybe this was all ea’s meta social commentary...
I just love that Kevin can make a cult in literally any game he plays.
Community*
Cultmonity
I want Kevin to find a way to make a cult in Stardew Valley.
@@lucienfortner841 he already did back in 2016
you are not norbert :(
The people: “Please, our houses are on fire and there’s no police department”
Kevin: “Sounds like we need more oil”
"Proceeds to throw oil into a fire"
That's sounds bad and all but I don't see how this helps the economy so I am investing in more oil.
How to put out a fire
Step 1. Cover yourself in oil
lolololol
Is like the Venezuelan government ahahahah
This reminds me of that game where Kevin was a dictator
.......I realize that doesn't narrow it down at all
When you're talking about a guy who was a dictator in Planet Coaster that shows how wide that net is.
@@louis8487 woooosh
When Kevin asks you “have you no empathy” you know you’ve really gone off the rails lmao
Yea lol
There's a new game out called "Honey I joined a Cult" where you lead your very own cult and Kevin needs to play it
It does't come out till september, but I agree that hé has to play it
That sounds so fun
I think Kevin is the only person in the world with a PhD in ruining lives
Hagrid
@Wally Wally that's disgusting
Mao Zedong
@TommyInnit 🅥 Begone, bot!
Uhh.. graystillplays must have 80 then
Kevin: there is a murderer on the lose
Oh he's not on the lose he just fleed to Spain to escape Sim justice
The murder is Jim Pickens
Oh no why
Hello Dear Leader! Hope you are doing well today!
I'm curious on the mechanics of the murderer on the loose, Can they actually turn up and murder the mayor?
The fact this all worked out is hilarious. Like just building this giant city without police, Schools or fire departments
@J Dude Intetesting input
(Im not gonna edit this but rather use it as an illustration that this made me suffer a stroke)
Or, by this rate, housing spaces
But oil though.
@Apsoy Pike we sure are
I love Kevin's sense of humor. I'm having a trash day, seeing Kevin post makes me feel better.
same
Hope your day gets better
wanna talk about it?
Hope your day gets better
@@MadBaby hope your day gets better
"Why are you unhappy? I'm doing my best!"
So relatable Kevin... so relatable
Well when your city does nothing about murder, fires and your mayor lives on a huge mountain overlooking the city like a Bond villain that's when I know you're channelling Jim.
Day 65 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii
Hagrid
Feck no.
Pls Kevin play Disney Princes: enchanted Journey for the Wii
Yes
I just realized how much that game is my childhood, play it kevin you coward
"Sim City but I exploited people for profit"
So its pretty much like any of his Sims City episode
Also doesn't this just look like a pirated version of cities skyline
@@BringMeThatHorizon2000 well, actually cities skylines is the newest of them, and sim city is a title that exists since like 1995 or something
"Your house is replaceable. Oil is not." - -VP DIck Cheney, April 2003
And here’s another reason Jim shouldn’t be the mayor of anything. Cuz we all know Kevin’s channeling Jim when he does stuff like this.
Hagrid
Ironically, the city where he makes no attempt to help the people is the most successful city he's built so far
You're underestimating petrodollars...
Ah Kevin has been reunited with his one true love: OIL ❤
Would always love to see more of this series! 👍
Hagrid.
Kevin is America?
@@neonbunnies9596 no Kevin is moon
@@neonbunnies9596 Specifically Canada?
“ a city that profits from people’s unhappiness”
Ah, I see Kevin recreated Los Angeles
Ah, I see Kevin is role-playing as Jeff Bezos
hagrid
@@hagrid3348 are you just replying "hagrid" to every comment?
@@neonbunnies9596 they've been doing it for a while. the bit sucks but you gotta admire the dedication
I imagine that every Sim has an overhead view of Kevin playing and it just says “CallMeKevin is now playing”, and every Sim just sighs in Unison “Oh what fresh hell are we in for today”
I thought Kevin was Irish but with how much he cared about oil I'd say he's more American than anything.
Maybe Russian
"Now what natural recourses can I exploit here... well the first one would be the people. I imagine that would be the easiest" - United Arab Emirates while building Dubai be like
Somehow the thing that bugs me most about Kevin's playstyle is the large gaps in his residential zones.
Same. As veteran sim city player, it hurts me too see all this land going to waste
"I actually do need more living space for my people."
Hey I've seen this one! It's a classic!
Hmm. A capitalist Irish Dictator with a mustache escaping to a country that speaks Spanish. I'm seeing a resemblance here.
This is Kevin’s world and we all just live in it
Hagrid
If I really think about it yeah, it makes sense.
"Sim City but I exploited people for profit and this happened"
I can only imagine he ruined a whole ocean of perfectly healthy water but Kevin knows his priorities, money
Report Tommy fake it
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 shut up
The doorbell in the video triggered my dog. He then spent a solid five minutes barking at the front door. Thanks Kevin!
Day 144 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
I wish they’d make a new sim city. It’s a shame the last one was such trash :(
City skylines is the only alternative for a good modern city builder for now
"If your sad your house gets demolished!" Dang... breaking up with your significant other just became a lot more brutal.
i haven't even started and all i can say is that this is what capitalism is like
Hagrid
No, because our cities have police stations to beat down people who complain.
I agree, it's awful. What we need instead is for the sims to be enslaved.
Day 3 of letting kevin know that we each draw a card from the top of the pack and look at it the objective is to have a high card the person who drew second can swap cards with the person who drew first, the person who drew first can then
put his card at the bottom of the pack and draw a new one from the top. when both players have had a chance to change their cards they compare to see who has the highest card.
When did he stop saying "My name is Kevin?" I have no idea who I am watching now... This could be some imposter!
spain has changed kevin
This city actually seemed to work surprisingly well
After playing all The Sims games there are...i honestly understand the fires everywhere...just thinking about whenever i start a sim and tell them to go cook something ;-;
"today we're gonna be ruining lives to make money"
So just any sims video?
Kevin continues to perfectly emulate america every time he builds a society
I loooove when you play Sim City. I will admit, this was a little too reflective of the real world tho 🤣
Kevin's Mr. Krabs impression is scaringly accurate 😳
Everyday I'm depressed but when I see that kevin posted a video even if only for 20 minutes, I'm happy again :)
I will watch Kevin's videos every night no matter what. I could have no interest in the game or might not even find the video too entertaining. It is just comforting now after watching for so many years. I rewatch older videos when I have time too. Thanks for somehow creating such a wholesome community.
Day "I want to live in Pickens country" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games
Nice to see Kevin becoming the embodiment of extreme capitalism
Modern day* capitalism tbh
‘Sim City but I exploited people for profit’
How is this different from any other Sims video Kevin makes?
ahhh, kevin exploiting cities for profit. feels strangely like home
I love how GrayStillPlays and Kevin seem to be trading titles formulas lmao
"What inspired you to build a second gambling house next to the original?"
"Money."
Kevin is building up the whole premise of Fallout New Vegas faster than the few months the Obsidian Ent. Studios had to make the whole game.
This was one of the first games I ever got when I got my first laptop (that and civ 5) or at least an older version of it?? Very nostalgic
As a person who was born and raised in Las Vegas... you just created Las Vegas (the gambling, mining to fund it, and everything else LOL)
I read "sim city" and I already knew what the rest of the tittle was gonna be
Same. How are you
@@IamaPERSON im doing good, i started painting recently. What about you?
Hagrid
@@Carla-wk3mz nice, what are you painting? I'm good too
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
Day 1 of asking Kevin to play Boyfriend Dungeon
This is something Mr Krabbs will do when building a city. Profit over people
Call me Kevin: "it's easy to get rid of waste if you throw it in the water."
UK Government: "WRITE THAT DOWN!"
Day 72 of telling Kevin that my friend said and I quote "Kevin is boring and he probably smells cheese, but like not in a bad way ya know" and after some further thought I think Kevin would smell like cheese. (I asked her and she said Swiss cheese)
Hagrid.
Give us more SimCity videos
Mate I loved that game as a child
Gotta love that youtube shows this game as “Cities: Skylines”
I see Kevin is finally playing a game the correct way: as a politician
Your mayor is Jim Pickens. Mayor, cult leader, and overseer of the empire…
A city that profits from people's unhappiness? Isn't that basically any city because capitalism? 😆
Kevin: God, so many people want to live here. I don’t know why.
Me: *tHaTs fReE ReAl-eStAtE*
If your looking for a new game to play and possibly become addicted to is factario you crash land on an alien planet and then must steal i mean "appropriate" all the natural resources to make a large factory to build a ship to leave also watch out for biters
Why is no one mentioning that today is Jim Pickens birthday
Hagrid
We're afraid he might invite us to the party.
This is how I imagine the managment of Dubai to be like
This is just the sims if Jim were mayor.
Please for the love of everything and everyone never become the president or a mayor or anything that is a leadership role 😂😂 much love Kevin
Kevin's Imitation of Homer's "c'mon" always cracks me up 😂😂😂
"I have no idea what you're saying"
Kevin, we all know you speak fluent simmlish.
AAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE FOR SUCH A LONG TIME- THANK YOU, DJ KEVI
17:38 wait. We can have more of this Simcity turned to Tropico 6? Ofc we want that Kev🤩
SimCity definitely isn't the best city builder but there is still plenty of fun to be had, I think more people should give it a chance.
I really wanted to lvoe it, had been looking forward to it for so long. Thing is, it was just awful when it came out. Horrible lack of features, mechanics only available through DLCs, and just poor optimisation and bug fixing. Cities Skylines was the saviour we needed, and it definitely delivered.
There are definitely many parts of Simcity 2013 that were actually great, and I wished were carried over to CS. Like adding on truck garages to fire stations and things like that.
"i just found this lovely piece of rainforest that's just looking to be exploited"
european colonizers arriving in latin america be like
this is how it would look alike if kevin didn't lost presidential elections to fascist party in bitlife
"hey there friends today we are going to be ruining lives to make money" so we are playing real life then?
"But it's out of control I can't do anything about it" - *CallMeKevin, 2021*
12:04
Ball of Twine: I'm the one selling the records. They coming to see me.
God: They're coming to see my beautiful, green Earth.
Kevin: Ain't nobody coming to see you, Otis!
So you made detriot?
Happy birthday to the best dear leader a cult could ask for, Jim Pickens!!
Ah, capatalism at it's finest!
5:47 "Omg, dude, the objective name (fuel for the fire)! Have you no empathy for your neighbors?" POP (Profit Over People) in a nutshell: Fuel (more houses) for the fire! Victims for the criminals! Money for the mayor!
Why is Kevin so interested in his oil? _Is Kevin secretly America?_
Day 784 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
hagrid
Really love the thumbnail for this one👍
Hagrid
“I built a city that profits off of people’s unhappiness.” How is that different from any other city? 😄
A hilarious representation of when the means of production are controlled by a lunatic government.
Kevin: Builds city solely to extract a highly flammable liud
Also Kevin: Refuses to build fire control services cause haha suffering
Me: Understandable (:P) but maybe build a station right beside the oil plant...keep it from serving any other areas if possible
a game like this with chaos mode integration could be a fun game idea.
Seeing this makes me curious what'd happen if Kevin played frostpunk
"Hey there friends, today I'm gonna be ruining lives to make money" So basically, the usual routine. XD
Kevin: I built a city that profits from people's unhappiness (as a joke).
Kevin's channel: oooooh, you're not supposed to do that?
Humans: Noooo, You're not.
Kevin's channel: oh no
Kevin the cult approves of the new town and would like to move HQ there.
Can't believe Kevin is roleplaying the Olympic Planning Committee.
it's so funny that youtube tagged this as cities skylines, i was like "hey why does skylines looks so different.. did- did that person just say the word 'sim'?" lmao
"I built a city that profits from people's unhappiness"
Yup, sounds like Kevin.
Day 225 of asking Kevin to restore the tomadachi life save
You heard of Kuzco-topia. Well, get ready for Kevin-topia. Own a house in the city? Not if a Casino needs to be built.