“Hey there friends, how’s it going” Umm, he didn’t say his name. Now how am I supposed to know who I’m watching?! Thank god his channel name told me! I was so lost there for a second
It's actually scary how much you and Dan have such a similar mindset, because I'm pretty sure you didn't even know that he flooded his game with crocodiles too.
They're the same person. He's just changing a few things to act like the RTG and CMK channels are run by two different people. It's not, it's a scam to earn double the money with almost the same effort. Huh, Jim Picke... HnnnRGHHHhhggggssss [dead]
My brain really went in high alert when he didn’t introduce himself. Like I really thought “who is this friend?” after watching his videos for a couple of months now.
“I’m profiting from peoples misery, I love it” Isn’t that every game you play? Because that’s how every game should be played, make them give you lots of money, they suffer, commit a casual genocide, rinse and repeat!
Kevin: Hello friends, how's it going? Today we're going to be making our own game.. Me who's been watching Kevin for about 4 years: Wait.. but who are you?? WHO ARE YOU?!
who else loves that kevin actually posts longer videos and doesn’t just do the bare minimum or right above it which is th same to me! th fact that 18 min is SHORT for one of his videos is somethng i love. he doesn’t just dump unedited footage for a huge timestamp either, they’re hilariously edited and clearly quality *chef’s kiss* 💋 i love your videos, Kevin. i’m isolated and dealing with so. much. heavy. shit. but your videos alwys make me feel better (‘: they distract me becaus they capture me, you’re constantly hilarious and have only gotten funnier and never sold out or even did anythng problematic. i fuckn love you man!!! all th way from texas🤢 th only upside is atleast it’s in dallas
i've been watching your videos for a while now and you are one of my favorite gamers to watch(one of very few i actually watch). Your videos have made me laugh even on my worst days! Keep up the amazing work!
Kevin is really fecking with the wrong crowd, surely if they can afford 100 dollars a death and 5000 dollars a month to subscribe Atleast one of them is rich enough to hire a hitman
Yes, in fact, several of them have hired hitmen against him, however, unfortunately for them, he took a loan from the bank of Jim, and Jim has a very personal method of ensuring his clients remain able to pay back his loans, which includes making short work of pesky hitmen trying to kill them.
I love all of your videos but this one really got me 😂 I was in tears when you jumped from a few alligators and then like 2 frames later there were dozens 😂 thank you for making me laugh really hard today I definitely needed it!
I like how Kevin is being real confused with people paying real money for a game in which they just die all the time Its like he never heard about Dark Souls
Can we please stop calling Dark Souls a game that's overly difficult and that you'll "die so much it's SosOSOSOSOSOOOOOO hArD bAsIcAlLy iMpOssIbLe yOuLlL dIe SOOOoOOoooOOo mUcH" it's really not, and it gives people the wrong idea going in or prevents them from trying it.
@@cosmic2750 And, although I haven't played, as far as I'm aware you don't die within five seconds of starting the game and then neve stay alive for more than a few seconds drying the whole game.
This is just a daily ritual for me now on my lunch break to watch Kevin. Now keep in mind I also spend a good bit of free time watching his videos too.
Oh you should watch the Spiffing Brit video on this. He made the ultimate scam MMORPG. You have to kill 100 enemies or do 100 quests to level up past level 1. Inns charge hundreds of real dollars and you can't log out without going to an inn, respawn points charge hundreds of dollars, and you can't get to the level 2 area without fighting off hundreds of enemies. All the enemies have almost max hp, damage, etc. And the best part: If you do reach level 2 you can only get there by using a fast travel that costs $100 and it takes you to a poorly built level 2 town where you fight penguins. Your reward for spending thousands of dollars to reach level 2. If Kevin knew this game better he could create a truly evil experience XD Also: You can edit the quests and add quests, rename them, rename buildings, etc.
@@achimebere MMORPG Tycoon 2. Spiffing Brit does much longer videos that are about how to break a game's economy. Personally I think Kevin's are much funnier but they both have very distinct styles. I'd love to see a CMK/Spiffing Brit crossover someday
this is actually kinda a fun idea, besides the actual money part but like a live mmorpg where the devs go online just to try to destroy ur character lmao
god the “with development assistance from the Victorian State Government” made me laugh way too much and yet I would expect nothing less from my state gov. i am so proud that we can put our name on this amazing game you have created, Kevin. thank you.
Kevin: We're going go make people pay real money to respawn.
EA: Write that down, write that down!
BitLife has set the precedent for that 😂
@@basicbrittani bitlife is free
@@pilsplease7561 theres a lot of features u cant use if you havent paid for premium bitlife (forgot the name for it, bit citizen something)
@@leeyubinsproperty I never paid a cent and have literally all of it unlocked for free.
@@pilsplease7561 u cant have all of it unlocked for free if u havent paid lmao its physically impossible 😭
“Hey there friends, how’s it going”
Umm, he didn’t say his name. Now how am I supposed to know who I’m watching?!
Thank god his channel name told me! I was so lost there for a second
Hagrid
Asdf Man
my heart skipped
Maybe that was a cry for help
That's because he is K now, he dropped the evin.
I didn’t know Kevin worked for EA. Really stepping up in the world
Hagrid
YES
Heard he's been copy and pasting fifa every year but with a diffrent title.
th-cam.com/video/vLLF89xkDE8/w-d-xo.html. .
LOL
He didn’t name the first city Scamelot and it hurt my heart.
"that's how you keep people from discovering your open world is empty, don't let them explore it!"
the sims 4 backdrops: *and i took that personally*
It's actually scary how much you and Dan have such a similar mindset, because I'm pretty sure you didn't even know that he flooded his game with crocodiles too.
They're the same person. He's just changing a few things to act like the RTG and CMK channels are run by two different people. It's not, it's a scam to earn double the money with almost the same effort.
Huh, Jim Picke... HnnnRGHHHhhggggssss [dead]
@@sapphireblue4031 huh hey lord Jim what’s with the wire hughh-
so true. remenber it was the only enemie in his game.
dan?
@@lukeklo rt game
My brain really went in high alert when he didn’t introduce himself. Like I really thought “who is this friend?” after watching his videos for a couple of months now.
Hes here hes there hes every where who ya gonna call psychic friend fredbear
I'm your one thousandth like. This feeling of power is lovely
I’ve been watching his channel for years and I’ve come to the conclusion that his name might be Kevin
When the video was loading, I said aloud to myself “HEY there friends! My name is Kevin!”
@@rift6126 get a life
Spiff's: Scam Art Online
Kevin's: World of Scamcraft
I see a pattern here and I really love it
I see someone beat me to mentioning it.
Well
Was looking for this comment 😂
Ah okay I'm not the only one that noticed, though I don't mind, I really liked spiff's video, so I'd like to see Kevin's take on it
Are these people paying real money or is he joking
"My name is Kevin"
Dont deviate from the script Kevin, we need our routine.
say the line, Kevin
I need my routine or i m going to have a panic atack. Every video whit out my name is kevin hurts me
Tell me your audience is neurodivergent without telling me your audience is neurodivergent 😅😅
"This game promotes genocide!"
*The Bank of Jim would like to offer you a loan*
I just couldn't contain myself when this popped up
I mean, when would Jim *NOT* fund genocidal campaigns?
This game is a total scam - there aren’t nearly enough rocks
Don’t worry I heard a rumor they’ll be included in the next DLC.
We need more rocks!
Map needed more sand.... Like 2 cubic tons more
People were doing that in arcades long before EA was a thing
@@thomasblair-avery6433 My first rock stuff
Kevin: "Rock on. See you later, alligator🐊!"
My brain: "...c-croc on..."
Im gonna get my crocs for the river!
I swear that Kevin and RT just share a brain. They both immediately resort to trapping players in spawn via crocodiles
Of course they share a brain. They're the same person.
@@BewareofTarps Yeah, they have a similar head shape, it’s a bunch of elaborate makeup.
I love how open and honest he was about scamming his gamers and I'm sure his player base accepted that.
I absolutely love that at 2:08 there's the Film Victoria logo. I love the implication that my state government has paid you money to scam people.
“I’m profiting from peoples misery, I love it”
Isn’t that every game you play? Because that’s how every game should be played, make them give you lots of money, they suffer, commit a casual genocide, rinse and repeat!
Isn't profiting from misery how it works in real life? Misery makes money, not happiness.
@@SevenEllen lmao the realest 'we live in a society' type of comment.
EA be like
graystillplays be like
Alternate title: Kevin convinces EA to hire him
Ha
@@EpicGhostShadow Ha
@@DecayOpossum Ha
Kevin making everything a crocodile is even more evidence to him and rt being one and the same
Not me thinking “hasn’t Kevin already played this game and done the exact same thing?” until I saw your comment and realized that was Dan 😂
@@ahobbit1273 me too dude, I thought it was re-upload lol
I like Grimm screaming and as such I love your profile picture.
EA watching this:
WRITE THAT DOWN,
WRITE THAT DOWN!
The US flag and anthem showing up when Kevin said “yay capitalism” really touched my soul
"I made a game that openly scams its players and it went terrible"
Gotta love how honest Kevin is sometimes, like about the cul- I mean his community
so true Arthur
Commenting costs €100 in the cult. I hope you paid up. :P
Phew bullet dodged amiright?
Do we need you to have a talk with our dear leader?
@@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 how much is that in american dollars lol
Watching the mob of people marching towards their imminent deaths was sort of inspiring. sort of.
This truly shows character arc in Kevin.
One day he scams scammers, the next he is the scammer.
It's the corruption ark
@@paultedtaotao4357 I think we're already well into that arc /lh
Kevin: Hello friends, how's it going? Today we're going to be making our own game..
Me who's been watching Kevin for about 4 years: Wait.. but who are you?? WHO ARE YOU?!
He doesn't even inflict self ear pain anymore
15:52 "I just realized I have a loan from the bank of Jim, that's a bit concerning" Yep, your soul is probably the collateral 👴
Knowing Kevin and Jim, that was probably written in massive red letters at the top of the contract yet Kevin just didn't bother reading.
Kevin scams people in video games, but he never scams us
Except for Raid sponsorships.
Right? RIGHT!?
"And Kevin thinks to himself, what a wonderful world" or at least that's how I think the song goes.
Always knew you were a sadist, but a scammer? That’s a surprise.
that's because that one is not Kevin. He didn't say who he is at the beginning xd
@@liurabaum8746 omg
As someone who lives in Victoria, Australia, I can appreciate the metric tonne of crocodiles.
No way I’m the only one thinking he should name the town “Scamdonavia”
That's the country they are trying to escape
Scambodia.
Kevin: I'm going to scam people to pay me money
EA games: am I a joke to you kevin I did that first
@keep rollin disliked and REPORTED
@@rapunzel9849 what was it
@@wooblydooblygod3857 he tryed to spred his religion on youtube so he got reported
@@potentialpirategameing8176 aye, those fuckers are annoyin'
Also don't forget Fallout 16 TIMES THE DETAIL.
Forget game making, I want that mouse pointer.
The Spiffing Brit: "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"
Was thinking the same thing 😂
We can finally see if British people or Irish people are better
@@ravisingh0488 What about the Northern Irish people that fall under BOTH categories lol?
who else loves that kevin actually posts longer videos and doesn’t just do the bare minimum or right above it which is th same to me! th fact that 18 min is SHORT for one of his videos is somethng i love. he doesn’t just dump unedited footage for a huge timestamp either, they’re hilariously edited and clearly quality *chef’s kiss* 💋 i love your videos, Kevin. i’m isolated and dealing with so. much. heavy. shit. but your videos alwys make me feel better (‘: they distract me becaus they capture me, you’re constantly hilarious and have only gotten funnier and never sold out or even did anythng problematic. i fuckn love you man!!! all th way from texas🤢 th only upside is atleast it’s in dallas
I love how both Kevin and RT immediately went for the crocodiles surrounding the spawn area to kill people over and over for money
You Do Know They Are The Same Person Right -Random 2 Month Late Viewer
"LOOK AT ALL THOSE crocs"
I can't breathe
when kevin’s mouth appeared on that little girls face with the ducks i laughed out loud and woke up the kid. 🙈
9:11 “every death is a step closer to Jeff Bezos” “I’m not gonna pay my staff and then I’m gonna go to spaceeee!”
Too soon
The fact kevin didn't name Kevin Heaven into Keaven makes me sad after the alligator joke.
"You have to pay to respawn"
EA: *furiously takes notes*
I’m so confused by what this video even is, but I thoroughly enjoyed it
i've been watching your videos for a while now and you are one of my favorite gamers to watch(one of very few i actually watch). Your videos have made me laugh even on my worst days! Keep up the amazing work!
Openly scamming someone is called "Premium edition"
Kevin is really fecking with the wrong crowd, surely if they can afford 100 dollars a death and 5000 dollars a month to subscribe Atleast one of them is rich enough to hire a hitman
Yes, in fact, several of them have hired hitmen against him, however, unfortunately for them, he took a loan from the bank of Jim, and Jim has a very personal method of ensuring his clients remain able to pay back his loans, which includes making short work of pesky hitmen trying to kill them.
I love all of your videos but this one really got me 😂 I was in tears when you jumped from a few alligators and then like 2 frames later there were dozens 😂 thank you for making me laugh really hard today I definitely needed it!
The red-tinted everything really reminds you that you are in a hell-scape money pit!! Congrats Kevin, you did it!
"Imagine you start up a game, it's your first time playing and the village is overrun..."
Sounds a lot like the start of Diablo 3 to me.
I am so upset about how he kept saying "see you later, alligator" instead of "in a while, crocodile"
You can't say the second part WITHOUT the first part though.
This was such a small part of the video but
CallMeEdgeworth
It doesn’t matter how many years pass, how much changes, Kevin’s videos are always entertaining and make me laugh and that’s why I love him.
Day 33 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii
I applaud your determination
@Factcious 👁👄👁
@Factcious 👁👄👁
Kevin completely breaking games. Nature is healing ☀
I like how Kevin is being real confused with people paying real money for a game in which they just die all the time
Its like he never heard about Dark Souls
It's not like you have to buy DS everytime you die...
Can we please stop calling Dark Souls a game that's overly difficult and that you'll "die so much it's SosOSOSOSOSOOOOOO hArD bAsIcAlLy iMpOssIbLe yOuLlL dIe SOOOoOOoooOOo mUcH" it's really not, and it gives people the wrong idea going in or prevents them from trying it.
Tbh, its not like you're paying like, a 100$ every time you die...
@@cosmic2750 And, although I haven't played, as far as I'm aware you don't die within five seconds of starting the game and then neve stay alive for more than a few seconds drying the whole game.
I have never seen such a pissed off reply section in kevins video before
"Crocodiles, we've come to bargain." -All the players repeatedly marching to their deaths.
This is honestly one of the most hilarious videos you have done recently!
I could not stop myself from laughing so many times
Therapist: Kevworth isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
0:17
"I made a game that openly scams people" Kevin just confirmed that he works for EA.
@J Dude stfu
Actually, EA pseudo-openly scams people, it's Diablo Immortal the one which is mind bogglingly open about scamming it's players.
More proof that Kevin and RT are the same person. They play this game EXACTLY THE SAME WAY
2:09 it makes me happy seeing something online where you live since no one ever talks about it even though pointing it out is completely irrelevant c:
This is the love child of EA and Blizzard
I’ve learned all the legal advice I’ll need in life from Kevin- I’ll probably end up in jail but at least the advice was free
This must be how he gets funding for the Cul-Channel.
Hagrid
Shhhhh 🤫
@@Em-fz5uh 😂 thats the secret second meaning
Day "I got scammed" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games
Hagrid
@keep rollin faker
I support this petition
@@hagrid3348 good point.
Are they still playable? Didn't they die with Flash?
Kevin: "Alright, how're we doing? I've showered and shaved..."
Me: Uh, you forgot to put a blade in the razor, didn't you? : )
Player to Crocodile: "Kevin, I've come to negoti-ACK!"
see you later alligator
Day 112 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
Hey Turg, how are you?
Hello, how are you doing today??
;)
Hi turg
THIS feeling so blessed 🙏🙏🙏
I really thought Kevin was going to scam real people for a minute. This sais a lot about cults😔
wait he isn't
@@lukeperry3454 no the game is MMORPG Tycoon 2
No no I know that he wasn't actually scamming people
@@lukeperry3454 oh lmao
@@notalysha is that the game, like, actual game? thanks dude i was scrolling to find the name of it
"I can make them pay every time they die?"
Well, if it works for Eve online...
It's a game within a game within a game within a game within a game within a Kevin. I like it.
This is just a daily ritual for me now on my lunch break to watch Kevin. Now keep in mind I also spend a good bit of free time watching his videos too.
Alternate title: "I am a modern day game studio"
"The true early access experience."
even right down to still selling the game but never updating or finishing it.
Dang Call Me Kevin Clips is gonna have a field day in this one
wait- I'm going to start answering scam likely calls, it might be kevin 🙆
Oh god, the way he says "Kevin Heaven" makes me feel so sorry for Anna.
Haha Kevin's like, "go ahead and run me them 3 digits on the back" 😂
Spiv and Kevin making a game together will be the end of civilisation
Kevin, everybody knows free to play gets you the most money😂
Next time: Try scamming gamers with SOUP
You had me at "as long as he finishes saying 'see you later alligator'" so im watching every min xD
Keefer certainly lived up to the legacy of his name: getting smited by God, coming back and getting eaten by an alligator.
Ironically free to play could have gotten quite a lot of money. Look how much gacha games like Fate Grand Order make.
The shade. Kevin woke up and choosed violence.
Lmao Dang, Kevin is one sadistic MMORPG developer
One developer fixing 500 bugs per day, I wonder if he gets vacations
Oh you should watch the Spiffing Brit video on this. He made the ultimate scam MMORPG. You have to kill 100 enemies or do 100 quests to level up past level 1. Inns charge hundreds of real dollars and you can't log out without going to an inn, respawn points charge hundreds of dollars, and you can't get to the level 2 area without fighting off hundreds of enemies. All the enemies have almost max hp, damage, etc.
And the best part: If you do reach level 2 you can only get there by using a fast travel that costs $100 and it takes you to a poorly built level 2 town where you fight penguins. Your reward for spending thousands of dollars to reach level 2.
If Kevin knew this game better he could create a truly evil experience XD
Also: You can edit the quests and add quests, rename them, rename buildings, etc.
What's the name of the game I want to watch Spiffing Brit play it
@@achimebere MMORPG Tycoon 2. Spiffing Brit does much longer videos that are about how to break a game's economy. Personally I think Kevin's are much funnier but they both have very distinct styles. I'd love to see a CMK/Spiffing Brit crossover someday
Kevin making jokes about bezos as if he doesn't own twitch, love it 🤣
I'm so honoured that my state helped create World of Scamcraft
I love how the intro had the Victorian State Government (which is the state where Melbourne, Australia is for those that don't know)
I live in Melbourne and came to the comments because I was genuinely confused 😂
@@SarahJohnson-dp3zy I guess it is the only place in this country that has some miniscule shred remaining of an Arts industry
this is actually kinda a fun idea, besides the actual money part but like a live mmorpg where the devs go online just to try to destroy ur character lmao
17:35 that sounds like something EA would say
Wasn’t expecting the Victoria state logo but never know what you’ll get with Kevin 😂
Certainly a surprise!
Jim pickens would be so proud
Not enough basements and alien abductions/impregnations.
"Im not going to pay my staff and then Imma go to spaaaaace" XD so true tho
"I'm gonna lose all my players"
* Shows World of Watercraft *
MMM FEELSBADFEELSGOODTHOUGH
People should order drinks by saying "locate beer".
Barkeep, locate beer!
You should have called Kevin Heaven... Keaven. :)
Ah yes, Jim Pickens is expanding his horizons
Someone entering the game: What are thoooooose?
Kevin: They are my CROCS
What's terrible is this is exactly how the gaming companies work. Lol
It is great!
god the “with development assistance from the Victorian State Government” made me laugh way too much and yet I would expect nothing less from my state gov. i am so proud that we can put our name on this amazing game you have created, Kevin. thank you.