Thanks for watching folks! Hope you enjoyed my prison, if you want to try and do better you can get the game and build your own here: play.prisonarchitect.com/CallMeKevin
"And he seems to pee blood. Hes Just sitting on the toilet bleeding" That is what you call a female, Kevin. It is a fantasy animal from the Lord of the rings books
"The prison is gonna be up here in Dublin" Well, Kevin just wants to imprison RT, so that he can finally assert dominance and doesn't have to share the title of "Best Irish TH-camr" with anyone else anymore, doesn't he?
“Drake?” “Yeah Josh” “weres the door?” I don’t know why but when he didn’t put the door and said building a tree house without the door I wonder if he thought about this scene cause I did
Kevin I’m so glad to see your channel hitting rapid growth again! I haven’t watched you since your VERYY old mine craft series, that one with the little house on the cliff side next to the body of water and the thumbnails were a very detailed block of diamond ore, that one haha. I’ve stayed subscribed though, I remember checking in on your channel a couple years ago and saw you were only getting 10-30k views after your peak of getting millions, I assumed your channel would fizzle out like some other old gaming channels I used to watch but the fact that almost a decade later you’re still here grinding making videos that people still enjoy and watch, wether it be an old or new audience is very very inspirational Kevin, I really wish you best on your career and I wish all you the luck in the world!
Kevin: "We're here to make money, not reform people" America: *We will watch your career very closely* I think in general the governments of the world are all huge Kevin stans and just have a picture of Kevin in their office that says "What would he do?" and that's what they base their decisions on.
I like how you made the pretty part of the Island in Kerry, as a Kerry person i appreciate that. Also, i got excited that you were defining Galway a bit better and then realised you smooshed Donegal, Mayo and Galway together and shortened the Wild Atlantic Way... Failte Ireland will not be happy.
0:24 Well played, that sounds like it'd fit in a Bond movie. 0:44 - 0:49 When Pascal Sauvage can’t take over England, so he decides to wreck the next best thing. 2:40 “At this time of year, in this part of the country-" 3:27 “And the loud part quiet, huh hoh, dear..." 4:28 'Commenters waiting for Baking Bad'. Well played. 7:28 I'm just waiting for the CEO to kick your ass... 8:30 Is that actually a thing? 9:02 Knowing you, that won't happen. 13:02 Anyone who thought you'd actually stick to "I should stop bringing prisoners in", obviously hasn't been here long. 14:13 First of all, Shitstralia. Secondly. HAH!
This was a fair representation of Ireland. The green open spaces were at Kerry and Cork, the dock was in Rosslare, there was flooding out west, most of the prisoners were in Portlaoise, the North was shut off from the rest of the country, and then there was Dublin where all the problems began.
4:43 hmm... sounds like the British government looking at China prior to 1839 Edit: 5:31 hmm... sounds like the British government now when regarding essential public services Edit 2: 5:56 hmm... sounds like the British government when looking at China in 1839
4:27 "Omg, they're crowding the door" **commenters waiting for Baking Bad** Let me join the crowd, then 13:36 "Now you can shower and worship at the same time" #waship sounds better btw, :P 14:14 "This is New New Zealand" This is the comment I was thinking about, but I wasn't quite sure about making it
"Omg what's going on in there!" "Aurora bolealas" "AURORA BOLLEALAS??? at this time of year, at this time of the day, localized entirely in your kitchen!
If I can suggest any games for you to try playing, I suggest you play Creatures. It's from the mid 1990's and in it, you take care of these little aliens. You get to teach them how to survive, explore their world, make sure they don't die of starvation, drown, or killed by another creature, and breed. The aliens can die if you aren't careful. I used to play the game a bunch and I believe I used to play Creatures 2. I am sure under your care, they will be absolutely fine. lol
Thanks for watching folks! Hope you enjoyed my prison, if you want to try and do better you can get the game and build your own here: play.prisonarchitect.com/CallMeKevin
Kill North
I will enjoy indeed after the stream :)
Kevin i want that you know that i have the turg Song from mii Island in my play list becouse its sounds awsome....
i hope you're having a great day kevin!! :)
nice stream you're doing rn
Island Bound, literally the perfect DLC for Kevin. If only this was the Sims, Jim would make great use of this
Yes
Well, Islands are excellent for supervillains as long as your victims can't swim. Or you buy sharks.
This is called the sanctuary the holy place for our dear leader’s cult island to be worshipped
Yes.
@@ewanayres9576 you yes
never thought i’d see the day when a criminal designs his own prison
Should name his warden Pablo "Pickens" Escobar
lmfaoo
Pablo Escobar did that so u saw that day a while ago
You're clearly not a rich American
LMAO 😂🤣😆
Island: * exists *
Kevin: You are somewhat of an Ireland yourself
Other island: * also exists*
Let’s game it out: let’s just do nothing then everything
As an Irishman I can confirm that everytime I see an island I look similarities to Ireland
555 like I gave the
Yoda myself am I a
@@lugoorstar *Yes.*
It's not everyday we get to review videos and see shower chapels. Wouldn't have it any other way. You just keep doing your thing Kevin
You paid for this.
What else did you expect when giving him a promo
But in other words love your games and thank you for sponsoring Kevin!
Please sponsor Kevin to play the new Europa Universalis IV DLC just so we can watch him sit there for 15 minutes whilst his brain melts.
@@EcsMurphy lmao
@@drunkenhobo8020 I second this.
“Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of Ireland, localized entirely in your prison?!”
Kevin: Yes.
...no
Well Kevin, you made great steamed *puffer fish*
Kevin! The Prison's on fire!
No warden it's just the northern lights
You know the comment is good when people recreate the entire thing in the responses lmao
Kevin: “I really have reached peak villain status”
Me: “I will give my life for the cause”
Where can I sign up to join him
Daniel Hyson dont worry Kevin will find you. Or rather Jim Pickens will
The cause: Honeing Jim's torture abilities
Does anyone know the music from that moment?? I need it for unspecified purposes
"And he seems to pee blood. Hes Just sitting on the toilet bleeding"
That is what you call a female, Kevin. It is a fantasy animal from the Lord of the rings books
I never would have expected you telling that kind of joke, tbh.
*every woman liked this*
Unless it’s a dwarf, in which case, we’re told they exist but they will never be seen 🤣🤣
A beast unkillable by any man. Until the women arrive on the scene...
Lmao
"Look what Ireland has become: a prison"
* cries in Australian *
This is so freaking funny 😂😂❤️
Lmaoo Australia was the first place I thought of
*cries in feudal system*
* cries in vegimite *
😆🤣😂
“Do you not appreciate the new tiles I’ve put down?!” - Everyone’s dad at some point in their lives
Me: *Watching RT's Stream*
RT: "What are they gonna do, swim?"
Me: Uh huh...uh huh. *Goes and watches Kevin's video*
Kevin: "What are they gonna do, swim?"
They are the same people obviously
rT Is cOpYiNg KeViN
@@clairejohnson1411 Nah, it's just that couples start to sound like each other after a while.
@@clairejohnson1411 no, they actually a friendly neighbor. without we know
Fajrul Emirullah
Umm, not to be rude, but could you translate that to English?
"The prison is gonna be up here in Dublin"
Well, Kevin just wants to imprison RT, so that he can finally assert dominance and doesn't have to share the title of "Best Irish TH-camr" with anyone else anymore, doesn't he?
Why would he share with himself...?
Ved Da Vod Yeah, you‘re right! His cloning-game is so strong that I forgot that they‘re the same person... my bad :)
Thats called charity.
“Drake?” “Yeah Josh” “weres the door?” I don’t know why but when he didn’t put the door and said building a tree house without the door I wonder if he thought about this scene cause I did
Most likely honestly XD. I know I did.
That's what came to mind too lol
I just got a notification for this, and all I saw was “Prison” and “CallMeKevin” and my first thought was “oh gosh what did he do?”
Eugene Arlington have you not watched him?
I thought ‘FINALLY’.
Oliver Haabendal I’ve been watching him for years, I was wondering what he got caught for.
XLGamer 54 Hey, do not be rude to our dear leader
Just reading "Kevin" is sometimes enough to ask "what has he done again?"
"We're here to make money, not reform people!"
Never thought I'd hear such an accurate representation of the American prison system from CallMeKevin.
as someone who knows almost nothing about Ireland im just going to assume that is how Ireland looks
Really isn't too far off tbh, the North is just missing (just like IRL lolololol)
This is exactly how it looks lmao
@@bobjimboob6920 also half of connacht
1:27 Workers: "Kevin. Where's the door?"
Kevin: "it's right there, see, I drew it with a magic marker."
"We're here to make money not reform people"
I didnt know kevin invented thw american prison system. Learn something new everyday
Fabulous username btw
Kev: I gotta choose my pet dog. *chooses cat*
Me: This is gonna be a well-guarded prison.
"I'm gonna make it just a lil harder on myself"
_Casually enables unlimited funds_
Oh that's good, if Ireland's now a prison then Kevin's finally where he belongs.
Kevin’s streams: awwww you guys are so sweet
Kevin’s videos: I’m gonna cause the next titanic
“How can I encourage them to use drugs?”
This is why I love Kevin
*me trying to think of a clever comment*
My brain thats been molded by Kevin: haha keyboard go brrrrrr
I'm kind of surprised that this comment that is kinda long is first
@El Bot it's probably gonna get there soon.
You have reached top speed. This is the top speed car sound
@El Bot no it doesn't
Hendrix Archer 😔
day 70 of reminding kevin that he’s loved and appreciated
Damn that is commitment
I looked at your channel desc to check if it has been 70 days and we are subbed to like the same people
@@potato9288 what? He is loved and appreciated
Mastodon !!! how do you do that??
Mastodon !!! Have you heard of a joke? Clearly not.
Kevin's comment section is probably the most wholesome comment section I've seen in a while.
How can such evil brew such peace?
I always come to Kevin's comment sections when I want a break from any other video that isn't Kevin's, that was full of toxicity.
America: “we’re not here to reform people, we’re here to make money!”
Not even close to being an only American thing
@@EighmyLupin americas the best at it tho
the potential to name the island "australia" was right there...
My thoughts exactly =P But he's not British.
Don't worry, Rimmy has that covered
Also its identical to Ireland so not really
ArGrLiSy you beat me to the punch, I was gonna say that ;)
That boat edit was perfect. It convinced me for a second.
Kevin: "I'll pick this dog"
Me, seeing it's labelled cat: "hmmmmmmm"
"We're here to make money not reform people."
that's the story of all american prisons, isn't it?
“It’s the equivalent of building a treehouse without the door.”
Worker: *Kevin, where’s the door?*
Hey Kevin. I've been watching your content since "how to annoy" It's been so awesome to see how far you grew in your career. Have a great day my guy!
I love Kevin's videos so much I have an alarm for 1:55 everyday so I can get on his page and wait for his new video
kevin-"ive got some modifiers on to make it tougher on me"
also kevin: *has unlimited funds enabled*
Kevin I’m so glad to see your channel hitting rapid growth again! I haven’t watched you since your VERYY old mine craft series, that one with the little house on the cliff side next to the body of water and the thumbnails were a very detailed block of diamond ore, that one haha. I’ve stayed subscribed though, I remember checking in on your channel a couple years ago and saw you were only getting 10-30k views after your peak of getting millions, I assumed your channel would fizzle out like some other old gaming channels I used to watch but the fact that almost a decade later you’re still here grinding making videos that people still enjoy and watch, wether it be an old or new audience is very very inspirational Kevin, I really wish you best on your career and I wish all you the luck in the world!
Hi Kevin! Thank you for being an amazing TH-camr and always making my day better!
he's live on twitch now! you should check it out he'll be live for maybe an hour more i think? he streams every day except monday and friday
@@Mayra9148 Thanks
14:09 You can almost hear all the Kiwis unsubscribing... XD
Kevin:"they died form natural causes its so weird"
Russia during the pandemic: *we will watch your career very closely*
Kevin: "We're here to make money, not reform people"
America: *We will watch your career very closely*
I think in general the governments of the world are all huge Kevin stans and just have a picture of Kevin in their office that says "What would he do?" and that's what they base their decisions on.
I like how you made the pretty part of the Island in Kerry, as a Kerry person i appreciate that. Also, i got excited that you were defining Galway a bit better and then realised you smooshed Donegal, Mayo and Galway together and shortened the Wild Atlantic Way... Failte Ireland will not be happy.
Ah yes, my favorite game: Australia Simulator
ireland simulator
charlotte jayne r/whoosh
jesus christ that music is anxiety-inducing, also shout out to that one lad who is really enjoying the lake 14:46
Day 1 of asking Kevin to start a video with
*A sip of water and then saying "aaaaaah that hits the spot"*
The water is to WET!!! >:(
I can’t give you a like (it’s illegal), so take this comment as a like
I fecking LOVE the fact that you're saying the showers have a leak, when in reality you have no drains.
I have a feeling Kevin might low key have a high level cabinet position in the US government.
2:38 thank you for the steamed hams. It’s been too long.
Ridiculous how they dont teach us the REAL history of Australia 😔 thankyou Kevin for exposing the truth
I like that the game devs support both Kevin and RT
Honestly, if you ever want a career change, being a sadistic warden would be the right job for you!
I've now watched both Kevin's and RT's videos 😂
Kevin: you don't make money by spendin money
RT: to make money you need to spend money!
I love it 😀😀🇨🇮
Imagine Kevin being a prison warden in Dublin “role call feckers”
0:24 Well played, that sounds like it'd fit in a Bond movie.
0:44 - 0:49 When Pascal Sauvage can’t take over England, so he decides to wreck the next best thing.
2:40 “At this time of year, in this part of the country-"
3:27 “And the loud part quiet, huh hoh, dear..."
4:28 'Commenters waiting for Baking Bad'. Well played.
7:28 I'm just waiting for the CEO to kick your ass...
8:30 Is that actually a thing?
9:02 Knowing you, that won't happen.
13:02 Anyone who thought you'd actually stick to "I should stop bringing prisoners in", obviously hasn't been here long.
14:13 First of all, Shitstralia. Secondly. HAH!
When Kevin said, “What are they going to do?Swim?” I immediately started trying to look for when the prisoners start a riot and begin to swim.
0:55 I literally looked at that and thought what they were going to do on Kerry. Perfect Kevin island.
Kevin: "If i wasnt struggling enough we didnt need this"
Also Kevin: *puts all the prisoners in one cell*
Kevin and Let's Game It Out are like, exactly the same person I swear
Misread the notification as “Call Me Kevin uploaded: Prison of Azkaban” but I suppose it wasn’t too far off
"Just ignore the failures, focus on the victories!"
A famous quote said by the British at the time of the Irish Famine
„Let’s choose this dog.”
**Chooses a cat**
Oh my god cant you stop prisoners from coming in? The anxiety is killing me!! XD
*Congratulations! You have renamed AUSTRALIA to IRELAND! Thank you for your purchase.*
"They need to be fekin careful where they drive there boat"
Proceeds to sink immediately.
Every time Kevin references Steamed Hams it makes me so happy 😆
The way Kevin says "I love this game" (0:12) seems so sweet and sincere
Yaknow, I was thinking to meself lately
"Hmm, Kevin could be the next Taoiseach" (irish PM) but ehhh, looking at this. I rest my case lmao
Kevin: oh look at that guy enjoying the lake I made
Also Kevin: cannibalism might be the answer
Kevin do you want Australia’s because this is how we get Australia’s
This was a fair representation of Ireland. The green open spaces were at Kerry and Cork, the dock was in Rosslare, there was flooding out west, most of the prisoners were in Portlaoise, the North was shut off from the rest of the country, and then there was Dublin where all the problems began.
"I really have reached peak villain status"
I think ya already did that.
4:43 hmm... sounds like the British government looking at China prior to 1839
Edit: 5:31 hmm... sounds like the British government now when regarding essential public services
Edit 2: 5:56 hmm... sounds like the British government when looking at China in 1839
Kevin is good at building prisons, just look at his Sims gameplay
"I will pick this dog" *zooms in on cat*
The “but” is making a comeback boys let’s goo !!
And the Kevo
Jack Ryan the kevo is on every video
8:55 “they have to be careful about where they drive their boat”
boat: *sinks*
Kevin: _makes Ireland a prison_
Rimmy: _makes Australia even more of a prison_
Me: I’m starting to see a pattern here and I’m not sure if I like it
13:35 #Waship got me hahah
Day 13 of asking Kevin to play „keep talking and nobody explodes“ with the Irish lads
4:27 "Omg, they're crowding the door" **commenters waiting for Baking Bad** Let me join the crowd, then
13:36 "Now you can shower and worship at the same time" #waship sounds better btw, :P
14:14 "This is New New Zealand" This is the comment I was thinking about, but I wasn't quite sure about making it
So, this is an Alternate Universe where UK converts Ireland into Australia.
1:29
"Drake?"
"What?"
"Where's the door hole?"
I love how ironic it is that Kevin gets to run a prison and never end up in one after all the things he's done
coming home from work and seeing our lord and saviour has uploaded a new video is literally the highlight of my day
Funny enough, all of Kevin's NPCs feel like they're in prison already.
Watching Kevin has subconsciously taught me how to do an Irish accent and ffs is a staple phrase lmao
Kevinnnn.... PLAY YANDERE SIMULATOR
Omg please give us a multi part series of this! Its so funny!
Call Me Kevin is literally GrayStillPlays with a facecam. And a different voice and intro.
AND I LOVE BOTH OF THEIR CONTENT
Kevin: “I really have reached peak villain status”
Me: oh no, trust me, you reached that a while ago.
5:41 Me when i eat something spicy.
dayum just regular going through my faves of Kevin's content
Kevin, i gotta say u make the best vids on youtube 👏🏿👏🏿😂
My favourite thing in Prison Architect is taking crazy riot filled prisons and making them safe again, so if you saved yours as a map I'd be so pumped
I love how Kevin has gone from intentionally making terrible and fatal prisons to trying to make a good prison and utterly failing
"Omg what's going on in there!" "Aurora bolealas" "AURORA BOLLEALAS??? at this time of year, at this time of the day, localized entirely in your kitchen!
My friend once told me that Ireland was just an island that they throw prisoners on, this video has really clarified it for me.
13:26 ‘Anything is food if you’re not a coward’ ya except soup that’s inedible
The showers are flooding? You mean our new pool is filling up! You're welcome, prisoners.
If I can suggest any games for you to try playing, I suggest you play Creatures. It's from the mid 1990's and in it, you take care of these little aliens. You get to teach them how to survive, explore their world, make sure they don't die of starvation, drown, or killed by another creature, and breed. The aliens can die if you aren't careful. I used to play the game a bunch and I believe I used to play Creatures 2. I am sure under your care, they will be absolutely fine. lol
Thanks Kevin for all your videos your uploads make my day every day
"Look at the ketchup! Look at all the...eh...condoms here." Kevin's mind rebooted mid-sentence like a Windows update, lol.