Do People Who Resort to Cannibalism in Survival Situations Get in Trouble?
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To begin with, cannibalism is absolutely legal in the United States (with the exception of the state of Idaho), the UK, much of Europe, Japan, etc. However, as Cornell Law School notes, a number of laws are in place across America “that indirectly make it impossible to legally obtain and consume the body matter”. The same can be said for the many other countries in which cannibalism isn’t directly illegal.
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I'm so disappointed, that Blue Apron isn't this episode's sponsor.
Jakub Gruda 😂😂
I wear a blue and gold apron on the second Tuesday of every month.
That was great comment
Same though
If they did sponsor it, I think I’d have to skip testicle day
You have to wonder... what's happening in Idaho that they're the only place that feels they need a law against cannibalism? More so, why isn't it Florida? It's always Florida.
We gotta thin each other out somehow man, can’t make it illegal.
No one talking bout SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I live in Idaho and youre right. I now HAVE to wonder 😱
Im pretty sure even thought its technically legal here youd still go to prison for it and you absolutely would for the murder
Steven Hargis but what if they died in an accident with you and it was life or death?
vsauce but with accent
Nah it’s vsauce in cursive
V sauce
But sane
Don’t disrespect Michael like that. Michael is one of a kind.
Bruh 😁
Expect for the fact that V-Sauce’s videos are on a whole other level and this guy just reads wiki pages
You can’t tell me Vsauce, Babish, and this guy are not related.
Lol.
Mathew Santoro too
His name's Michael, not Vsauce.
@@odinson5911 - were well aware, Mr. Holmes.
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So if Jimmy suddenly falls off a cliff it's _perfectly legal..._
Desecrating a corpse, interfering with an investigation probably, and
Not allowing the body to be buried are some of the crimes you might catch
That won't be so easy because eating corpses would cause cannibalism borne illness. Whether it be traumatizing and cause mental or immune system illnesses.
@@tiffanywelton5116 the only real issues that arise from eating human meat is when you eat the brain. Our brains contain prions, a bacteria that cannot be cooked out no matter the temperature. it essentially unravels the proteins in your body. Most animals brains contain prions but it only seems to effect when you're eating in the same species family tree. Mad cow disease was from cows being fed other cows brains among their feed
@Kristie C supposedly loosely tastes like pork
@@davidking3922 Even with prions there is cases of ppl growing resistance to prions over generations of ritual cannibaliism, so given enough generation could probably grow completely resistant if not immune to prion dieases causing to do barely any deteration or make it so long a process they'd take an entire life time to die before the prions killed them if they even died from the prion dieases itself. And on that, prions do not naturally occur in our brains. They are a mutation much like cancer that spreads through others of the same species consuming the brain. If prions occured naturally litterally everything with a brain would either be immune to deteriation effects of prion dieases (and by extention to the dieases itself), or we'd all die painful deaths from prion dieases regardless of whether it's a cat, dog, fish, human, or any other animal with a brain. That's why mad cow diease died out. They stopped feeding unaffected cows the brains of infected ones and the infected ones naturally died out and were cremated.
So Hannibal's only crime was murdering the people he ate?
khartog01 murder, desecration of corpses a few other things but yeah
Baldrick!
Pretty much.
khartog01 ...no
Meat is meat dude, you’re not hurting anybody by eating them, what do they care? They are dead. They are physically incapable of feeling anything.
Your url for your sponsor is particularly amusing on this video.
You need to do a video on Donnie Dunagan! He was a Marine Intelligence Officer and Drill Instructor who did 3 tours in Vietnam and also did the voice of baby Bambi in the original Bambi movie. He never told any one though because he was too embarrassed.
“Brain food” hahaha
Forward slash brain food
Really shouldn't eat the brains though, that's a good way to get a prion disease and die horribly lol
Well... I bit my tongue... Does that count?
Self cannibalism seems ok
no, it's not ok
i'll notify the authorities
You're constantly swallowing some of your own cells. Autocannibalism happens all the time.
Did you swallow?
How much did you bite, did you bite it off, and did you do it on purpose? ... Not to determine whether it's legal or not, I'm just curious for... Science
"He describes himself as an asexual individual"
well he is now
I could handle the other ones, but that story made me nauseated!
@@riggs20 I thought "the custom of the sea" was pretty morbid
Asexual means you can re-produce by yourself. He's not even an asexual at this point
@ArsonistDeer no, join us at Manning National Zoo, we do recruitments every 3 weeks, enlist and be a part of our team today and bring back Order to Washington DC
BTSU-CptHusky I- dude, that’s asexual reproduction. Being ace is just not liking sex
I’m surprised you didn’t mention the Donner Party
Or Leningrad.
Sodium FTW what is that?
The donner party was a party of people traveling to what is now Sacramento California unfortunately when they arrived at what is now known as donner summit or something like that it was winter and they’re horses and stuff got stuck in the snow and they were unable to pass they sent our scouts ahead to look for help but they took a long time. They ran out of supplies and had to resort to eating people they did not however kill the people they only ate them after that had died. What remained of the party was eventually saved and settled at sutters fort which you can visit in Sacramento
@@Annelise-Ho Well, there was that ONE guy who I believe DID kill the others. I forgot his name but I was reading about it a while ago.
Ask a mortician has a good video on it if you wanna know more.
"I don't want that, you don't want that, nobody wants that..." -Simon Whistler
He obviously doesn't know us. And frankly the lack of pictures for the live cytoplasm consumption is disturbing...
The Major You’re disturbing
Hey, no discrimination! The pictures of the limbs are sooo fake, I wish there were more pictures of real innards.
No I dont
Don't tell me what I want!
This video spirals slowly but resolutely into madness. I can't believe Simon actually managed to finish all 13 minutes.
So how about the story behind how they got the cannibalism law on the books in Idaho, eh?
it might be like that bestiality law in Washington that was implemented after a guy died after having sex with a horse, one of those "no it's not technically illegal but only because we shouldn't have to legislate something like that" situations.
tbarry12 I often find myself wondering how those kinds of hyper specific laws and rules came about when I stumble across them and they just seem so... Totally bizarre =/ What happened to provoke this apparently needing legislation?? Hahaha
@@bryntendo anytime I'm interstate driving I'll see signs saying "beware: falling rocks" and I always wonder 'How many cars have been hit by them enough to necessitate a sign?' Hahaha
Ryan Kole Lmao, or warning notes on a hair straightener saying 'do not insert into anus', a toaster saying 'do not operate toaster in bath or shower', or a restaurant with decorative fruit having signs saying 'this fruit is not real, do not eat' hahaha. When I was a kid I drove with my dad over a bridge that had a sign stating the bridge's weight limit... So I asked my dad, how do they know the breaking weight limit? To which he answered 'well, they build the bridge then drive bigger and bigger trucks over it until it breaks, then they weigh the last truck and rebuild the bridge' 😂😂 What a shit stirrer lmao
I read it as Ohio instead of Idaho at first glance, and was like 'is it... Dahmer?' hahaha. That's actually really weird though, since Jeffrey Dahmer was such a high profile case of cannibalism, you'd think there'd be laws on the books there because of him, but nope, just Idaho =/ I don't actually know why Idaho has cannibalism laws but not other states.. What happened? My Google-fu is lacking today apparently, but I still wanna know hahaha
I saw the canabalism hook and thought, "I'll bite".
After Stupid Show I see what you did there
Appears to be more of a nibble lol.
THAT IS THE MOST FREAKING HARDCORE ASEXUAL I HAVE EVER HEARD OF. MY WORD....
It still was a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Ikr, I didn't see that coming and I am now feeling like a very inadequate asexual
As an ace I vote to not claim him
@Heather Ivie Stfu
@@Gabo-wg3dv To be fair, it was botched and probably not good.
but if you eat the evidence who's to say it was murder?
Bones
Make Jello
@@kitsunekid16 bones? jello anyone?
Your profile picture is perfect with this question
Urban Kitsune cut the bones to look like chicken wings and ribs
brings a hold new meaning of "Brain food"
Dominic Esquivel whole
If you eat a human brain you will die. No exeptions
Willow why?
Imagine led zep wrote a song
HOLD lot of love
or ACDC wrote HOLD Lot of Rosie
hehe,, sort of isn't the same huh ??
in saying that, metallica did write eye of the beHOLDer hehe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion
Quite literally your brain starts to eat itself, causing your brain to look worse than swiss cheese.
Wait so there was actually a German bloke who put up an ad searching for a person to be eaten willingly? I thought that was just an "IT Crowd" episode.
No it's a real thing.some are still angry about it thinking that his rights were violated... their rights were violated.
Yep. More than one guy answered the ad. The first guide chickened out.
He even looks like the real guy
What blew my mind was that an actual IT guy was the one to agree to it
Well we know who the people that backed out are now
When I got my gallbladder removed I asked if I could keep it in a jar or even see it and the people at the hospital said no. I was sure I had the right to keep it but apparently not...
Soak ur galbladder in hot water with soap, and pound away. Better than 80 dollar fleshlight. Animal bladders also work but human best
wassuup what did I just read lmao
*he said he wasn’t allowed to keep it!*
I at least was able to get a picture of my gallbladder (still inside my abdomen even) as well as a pic of the gallstone next to a ruler
@@bigamateur9055 idk man it's kinda of unfair how inconsistent these laws are
"Today, you found out"
...boy, did I ever
My take: Starvation medically leads to an altered state of mind, and so does survival. Ultimately, even if a law existed, ruling would still favor not guilty by temporary insanity.
That's good mate, I'll remember that one.
Possibly, but insanity pleas are incredibly difficult to get. It’s nothing like the law shows where someone gets off on insanity because they were mad or depressed. Typically you have to be in such a mental state that you literally don’t understand that you’re doing something wrong in order to actually get it.
Brad
As someone else pointed out, that's not how insanity pleas work.
anybody high or drunk would be free to commit crimes if insanity was judged that way.
True, insanity pleas are hard to get. However, I think if you went through a very detailed description of what it felt like to have your body begin to digest itself and the madding effect of hunger on your psyche, the uncertainty of rescue and your own survival, and the paranoia as you begin to suspect the other people will turn on you, you could convince a jury of letting you plead insanity. It's a lot different than being drunk.
Personally if I die first in a survival situation with a loved one, I would want them to eat me to survive. At least I could help them that way.
Sadly in that kind situation the young usually can't survive. Unless you willing to chop part of your body and let them eat it. So you're still alive, just a bit less :/
Kitana Kojima if the wife is the survivor it may be the only way the guy would get a blowjob...
@@alkatraz706 retweet my guy.
Clicked on the comments just to see the obvious and yes of course it was there.
Edit: and down there...
@@alkatraz706 stfu
Clickbait! Simon doesn't even eat an ear.
I wish Simon is eating a steak while talking about this.
Me at midnight: do people get in trouble for cannablism?
Same here
Brings a whole new meaning to “midnight snack”
> Makes anything regarding obtaining a corpse and preventing a burial illegal
> Doesn't make cannibalism illegal
Which makes it basically illegal to the point where there's no point bothering with a law against it. It also messes with a lot of traditional or religious funeral practices but profits for the funeral industry are more important than the cultures of grieving families.
I mean. You could argue that I am cannibalizing myself when I lick my blood off a wound....technically. we don't want that kinda lawsuits to start happening right?
Technically you would be cannibalizing yourself if you lost weight at all. Your body is consuming it's fat for sustenance.
There is a term for a person eating or drinking a part of themselves, it's referred to as "autocannibalism". There.... That's a thing you know now.... Lol
Nazareth kinda like gun laws. “No. Guns are perfectly legal. Here’s your $2000 bullet”.
Clicked notification after just sitting down to lunch.... bad idea... be back later...
LOL, same here but dinner, be back later...
Fresh meat is back on the menu
I did the exact same. My stomach is churning and I feel like passing out lol
This one made me feel physically nauseous as well. 🤢
Funny enough I am eating a sausage sarnie while watching this.
welp;
thats enough internet for me today.
"I got some to eat for you"
Gibson: ooh what?
"Deez nutz"
Gibson: *BET*
Slow braised...”Today you found out”
“ I Don’t want that, you don’t want that, nobody wants that”
What do you call a man boiling in a pot of vegetables?
Stew
I'm not fond of eating Vegetables, I always found the wheelchairs hard to swallow.
@@livedandletdie If you find the wheelchair too hard, you are not cooking it hot enough.
@@livedandletdie good they don't resist tho
Spell that "Stu"; it's funnier that way.(Good jokes only take shape in the mind of the listener; that's true even - and especially - for puns.)
@@HotelPapa100 Yeah, he blew it by writing Stew.
Two cannibals were eating an explorer who stumbled upon them, One started at the head & the other at the feet, as they were eating the one cannibal says to the other, “Hows it going?” He says, “Iam having a ball”, The other cannibal says, “Slow down, your eating too fast”
Two cannibals where eating a clown one day, the first cannibal looked at the second and asked "does this guy taste funny to you?"
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says 'I think we got this joke wrong...'
Two cannibals walk into a bar. One asks for a bloodied brain. The other for a bloody Mary. The first one asks the second: Didn't you have enough at lunch?
Why do cannibals not eat philanthropists? You can't keep a good man down.
Cannibal wife says, "My mom's coming over for dinner."
Cannibal husband says, "I don't like your mom!"
Cannibal wife says, "That's OK, you can just eat the vegetables."
I had a friend who was a descendant of _those_ Donners. His forefather and foremother were among the survivors. They started a restaurant in San Francisco, which proved to be very successful.
IKEA: here, have a horse meatball, it’s not made out of horse meat... definitely...
Donners restaurant: here, have a meatball. There’s no human meat in it, sure, that’s what the old cookbook says, but I don’t like that recipe
Did Donner restaurant serve kabbab?
I’m shocked he didn’t mention the infamous Donner dinner in 1846- 1847.
You’ve earned a like for A: genuinely disturbing me
B: finding some way to make me think even worse of humanity
I’ll be honest, I never saw cannibalism as taboo as it is made out to be. If I’m dead, then I’m dead. I don’t care what happens to my corpse. Bon appetit!
I don't care what happens to my body either, but anybody who is a cannibal has been given over to a reprobate mind.. It is against nature for a human (created in God's image) to want to eat human flesh unless God has rejected them.
@@EllaKarhu It's evolutionary beneficial. Cannibalism is known to accelerate the spread of diseases.
@@che3se1495 did you mean that its not evolutionary benifitial? Because the people of papua new guinea have dealt with the problems of cannibalism.
+Nicholas Stavinoha it's evolutionary beneficial to be opposed to cannibalism.
@@theresalwaysanotherway3996 ah his sentence structure confused me, i thought he meant cannibalism *was* evolutionary beneficial! Cause i was going to start talking about mad cow disease and prions.
I’d honestly rather die than eat another human
if they're already dead and it's the only way to survive I don't see an issue with it tbh.
I agree, sitting here 10 feet from a well-stocked kitchen. I'm pretty sure, though, it's not a question one can truly answer unless put in the situation of "eat or die". I like to think I could resist and I really think I could and sure as hell hope I never have to face that test.
Until you go mad because of starvation that is.
I’d hope I’d die of from like a rock smashing me before I could eat someone because the will and urge to live at all costs is really high. I think that’d be the only thing to stop us. I just know if I lived after Eating someone I’d forever be fucked up mentally. What’s the point of living if I’d be tortured forever mentally for what I’d done to live
I regret watching this....
I was only curious about the survival situations i really could have lived my whole life without hearing about the rest🤮🤢
People have this strange notion that we are not part of the animal kingdom.
Pity.
Well today we all found out. 😅
Your voice would be fantastic for audio books
"Donner table, party of four, ready to be seated..."
Donner, party of three...
I truly regret watching this just before bed
You guys out did yourselves today!!!! 📖😂😂😂😂
Lol 🤣
Well, Life sentence in Germany:
After 15 years you are able to get out of Prision.
... With the option of security custody afterwards for the rest of his life.... It's just a definition/ semantics thing in Germany. Yes, life sentence is technically only 15 years, but most inmates who still oppose a real threat to society will never the less be never free again.
A but is a prison year 9 or 12 mts in ireland a prison year is only 9 mts..but if you get a life sentence it is for life even if you get released you are still on licence for the rest of yore life meaning if you fart crucially they can lock ya up no trial needed .........
Simply not true. "ein Blick ins Gesetz hilft der Rechtsfindung". Lebenslang is not 15 years.
@@1IGG wenn keine Sicherungsverwahrung angeordnet ist kann man nach 15 Jahren vorzeitig entlassen werden
Through much of the episode, he sounds like he’s about to vomit.
Why is eating a human placenta cannibalism, but every mammal who eats their own placenta for safety is not considered a cannibalistic species?
When I cover the necessity cannibalism legal cases in my Torts course, I compare the British approach to the American approach. In England, the sailors were found guilty of murder but then the crown pardoned the sailors. In the United States, there are a couple of spelunking cases where victims were murdered to save the remaining people trapped in a cave. In the American cases the defendants were found not guilty by reason of necessity. I believe the British approach is better because it recognizes the sanctity of human life, but then shows mercy through the pardon process.
Well if we are being honest the America justice system is beyond broken and corrupt
Or the British approach is inferior because it wastes time by pardoning people after the fact whereas in the US they cut through the bullshit and get to the point right away. If they were going to be pardoned anyway don't waste people's time and temporarily rob people of their freedom for something that was necessary.
Its pretty hard to get pardoned in america tho so i think our law is better because it covers every case not just high profile ones
oh That’s asinine. You have to draw the line somewhere.
oh humans are way smarter than anything else on this planet and your just being a edge lord lol
Rammstein - Mein Teil was inspired by the German cannibal.
I always wondered what the fuck was going on in that video
I keep thinking you’re vsauce and every time I see your thumbnails
I love that. "Today you found out." Rarely do I laugh out loud while watching videos but when Simon uttered that line, and in the manner he said it. Priceless ❤️.
He died inside right then.
Maybe you should watch business blaze
I always thought the Monty Python sketches about cannibalism were just funny but, now I realize they were based in fact. Thanks Simon, now I'll never be able to listen to them the same again. lol
*0:10* - "Brain Food" in an episode dedicated to cannibalism. Blue Apron missed a *GOLDEN* opportunity to sponsor you for this one.
I find it very telling that it's always the cabin boy. I'm weirdly way more on board with the guy who ate a willing participant rather than the guy who was held down and had his throat slit. One guy ate his own nephew who was also a cabin boy. Often they are not actually starving but dehydrated like the peeps at Lake City.
I have to admit: I had trouble listening to this one.
This is so nasty! I cant imagine some creep cooking me and eating me
Great video as always, Simon. But, I have to echo something a great man once said:
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"
Stephen King wrote a short story about auto-cannibalism ones, i can't remember the title but it;s a very good one.
Survivor type
I never thought I needed to know if I ate someone in order to survive I could go to jail. LoL honestly if I'm in the position of resorting to cannibalism, I think I'd be wishing for prison. LoL at least you don't gotta other people there lololol you know, unless you in to that kinda stuff. LoL I'm not judging you, Do you baby 😂
Idaho wants you to eat their potatoes, not their people.
You know the subtitle “feed your brain” is darkly in place here
That picture of the severed foot with no leg bone coming out is really annoying
If I was in a survival situation and I had to resort to cannibalism, I would start with the most annoying people than I would move on to the redheads.
Redhead pussy tastes awesome
I would eat the people who can't tell "than" apart from "then" first.
@@xthatghomiex2939
right because you have never made a typographical error in your life. Right? uh oh, you just moved yourself into the annoying category. Guess I need to go buy some bbq sauce.
I would eat a red head.
Hold up so this isn't Vsauce?
It's his British twin brother.
I don’t know why I thought it would be a good idea to watch this while eating lunch 🤢
Strangely, I'm hungry after watching it.
But then - apparently I laughed at the movie Jaws when I was small.
6:14 He starts talking about the legality of survival situations here
No, we all must suffer together, or you shall be the one sacrificed.
4:00
Heute treff' ich einen Herrn
Der hat mich zum Fressen gern
Weiche Teile und auch harte
Stehen auf der Speisekarte
Denn du bist, was du isst
Und ihr wisst, was es ist
Es ist mein Teil (nein)
Mein Teil (nein)
Da, das ist mein Teil (nein)
Mein Teil (nein)
Die stumpfe Klinge gut und recht
Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht
Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen
Ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen
Ist doch so gut gewürzt und so schön flambiert
Und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert
Dazu ein guter Wein und zarter Kerzenschein
Ja da lass ich mir Zeit, etwas Kultur muss sein
Denn du bist, was du isst
Und ihr wisst, was es ist
Es ist mein Teil (nein)
Mein Teil (nein)
Da, das ist mein Teil (nein)
Yes, it's mein Teil (nein)
Ein…
RAMMSTEINNNNNNN
Dworshi A I though this song was referring to this
Yes, I also like pot noddles, especially if they're bacon flavoured
Ahhh....
Ahoy...
Now I am going to have this in my head for the next week.
“… is absolutely legal in the United States with the exception of the state of Idaho as well as the UK, much of Europe, Japan, etc.” It was unclear here that the “as well as the UK…” was carrying on the “absolutely legal” and not the “with the exception of”.
Also of note, Idaho explicitly allows for the affirmative defense that it was necessary as “the only apparent means of survival.” So, for instance, the Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 incident would likely have been found not guilty by affirmative defense of survival, even if they had crashed in Idaho.
puellanivis I think they w/d still rather have crashed in South Amer. 😞Have you been to Idaho?
Meiwes is pronounced "my-vis" just for future reference ;)
Came here to say this 😂
MY Executive Office would include a _Desk made of _*_MAHOGANY_*
*......Mmmmahogany*
*..........Mmmmmmahogany*
6 Plates ????????????????????????????????? How big was he ????🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
When growing up, my mum always told me at the dinner table to try new things.
Note: "Life Sentence" in Germany is 20 years, and usually they get out early.
Not quite. It’s true that most people who receive a life sentence in Germany only spend an average of 20 years in jail (first chance of parole is after 15 years), but that’s not the official limit. A life sentence can indeed mean life and currently Germany’s longest-serving prisoner is Hans-Georg Neumann who was sentenced in 1963 for a double murder.
@@drudeinateacup6255 whats the point in getting 3 life sentences then? I know here in australia life sentence is something like 20-25 years, so 4 life sentences is enough to make sure someone never sees the outside again. . .
@@leviroch Interesting, but we don't do that. Here in Germany you can only get one life sentence at a time. If you've committed several serious crimes, though, your chance for parole will be postponed (so you're definitely in prison for more than 15 years) or you're denied parole altogether.
@@drudeinateacup6255 love learning stuff about other countries. . . Always fascinating
Levi Roch not sure about other countries, but here in america getting multiple life sentences is just a way to show how extreme the crime was and ensure a parole board won’t let them out early. here people who get a single life sentence usually serve most of the sentence
6:13 when he actually starts talking about the title
Dear God, that dude ate human tonsils in public on my 28th birthday. And I thought it was bad sharing the day with Lizzie Borden.
This doesn't prove that The Roast Game is just a conspiracy theory, it only proves that while Cannibalism is technically legal, sometimes there are little laws in the way. It's not a conspiracy theory because there is no proof of any conspiracy. It's a simple fact.
Hypothetically, The mother figure of some families might have done this to prevent further domestic violence during the winter holidays in the past, which would lead to rape (which is worse than murder and could increase further risk of physical and sexual child abuse).
Some people might have buried their children themselves (no coffin). A person or child can be directly interred in the earth, in a shroud, or in a vault without a casket. In all states, it is legal to have your loved one's body at home after they die, and most states don't require you to use a licensed funeral director for final arrangements. It's not impossible, just hard to do.
I truly pity your researchers as they will have weeks of therapy for this 13 minute video.
When I was about 5 or 6 I had my tonsils out and asked if I could keep them. They certainly did not give them back. And if I spelled that wrong, don't care.
8:24 out of nowhere a cup with a liquid substance appears on the bottom middle right of the screen! I am scared!
He probably needed to throw back a stiff drink (or a few) just to get through the video. Or maybe he wanted to drink his mind and body into oblivion in hopes that he would forget the stuff he said while recording this (or at the very least make the memories of it as fuzzy and indistinct as possible).
Hello Simon, Well now, that's one concept that'll probably never be found in "Simon Says", huh? Nor can I imagine anyone but a "Hannibal Lecter or Jeffery Dahmer type doing the proverbial smacking of lips" in the first place!!!🤢 (Who IMHO, needs to be separated from people, society in general - just sayin' !) Keep up the good work and keep these vids coming! Have fun and be safe, take care, "God Bless", sincerely, Randy. 👍👍🙏🏻😇👊
Is it dark humor that the sponsor for this episode is a company that produces razors and shave butter?
No mention of the Donner party?
Assuming I didn't just miss it :p
Even though the party was called "Donner Party" none of the Donner family ate human flesh
How do ppl just find out what a good way is to cook a member 😂😂😂
Curiosity in less developed countries lol. . . Or just cooking animal cock. . . I mean horse dick could probably feed a family of 4 for like a week lol
I'm pretty sure people have always eaten pig, horse, goat genitals etc.
probably not that difficult to imagine what a human dick is supposed to taste like when you've had well-cooked pig-dick.
@Kristie C we call our sheeps balls 'mountain oysters' aswell lol, didnt know we shared that with the US.
Here in australia most food you get in restaurants and food stores are stereotypically 'multicultural yet tame', but if you travel off the main tourist spots you can come across some amazingly odd cuisines. . . Aussie haggis is a thing to behold, slow cooked feral cat pies with local mushrooms, deepfried emu fingers, croc tail stew. . . We are tge only country in the world that eats BOTH animals on our coat of arms lol. Personally i dont eat beef anymore, i only eat kangaroo, lamb and pig for my red meat (it wasnt until i started hunting with mates did i realise that beef is well and trully flavourless compared to just about every other source of red meat)
Donner party I never heard of the ship wreck
This question ghost braid up there with a similar question. In an extreme survival situation where 1 person is badly injured and without the possibility of medical attention and ask the other guy to kill him and later when rescue does come and the surviver tells the story to the police and even when they 100% believe the guy why should he still have to do time even though it was only a mercy killing under extreme circumstances?
A quick note: "Asexual" wouldn't be the proper term for Sugiyama -- that's the word for "lack of sexual attraction to any gender in particular." It has to do with sexual orientation, not gender identity.
We'd describe him (them? without asking them in English it's hard to know for sure, or if he even uses neutral address in Japanese) as intersex, agender, sexless, or something along those lines, depending on their preference. (Though it's possible they used the term in English not knowing that it didn't quite translate the way they expected.)
That being said: that fuckin' rules.
No one cares who’s first!
+CoolHandLuke Actually I'm glad it's you.
Well if you're the first being eaten yeah
I've often felt that unless you're yuri gagarin, claiming to be first just makes one a poser.
Be advised when flying over the Andes should the plane crash passengers in business class get to eat the passengers in the economy section if they find themselves stranded.
Promise the selected person that everyone will chip in and send his/her kids to college.
Wait fr?
Id like to see them try
In a case where everyone survives the crash I, too, would like to see them try
Business class is more likely to die in a crash.
Yeah, imma stick to meat on chips from the kebab shop when im hungus😂
Ew I felt uncomfortable watching this video😂 it’s truly horrific what the people of the Uruguayan flight had to endure
Grow some balls man. Food is food.
Curtis Lowery just now grew a pair of balls wtf
Additional fact, Richard Parker is the name of a cabin boy who was eaten alive in an Edgar Allen Poe story, The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket, in 1838, 46 years prior to the incident mentioned in this video.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Narrative_of_Arthur_Gordon_Pym_of_Nantucket
Those razors are useless for me. This facial hair in my pic? Took 6 months...
May help if I wanted to shave my head since my hair grows 3 times faster than others (tested against friends).
Would rather die.
Me too.
Surprised you didn't cover the consumption of one's booger.
Aaron Seet 😝
That doesn't count as a booger is classified as an hors d'oeuvre.
"Weil f*ck dich, Detlef" xD
Watch movie starve....when people are really hungry they are put in difficult situation....
why am I watching this while eating breakfast 😭
That said don't eat your placenta. And even more Don't feed it to your baby. It's one thing to do it in a survival situation but just doing it because is a good way of passing communicable disease to your child.
When someone has to tell others not to eat shit that comes out of their own bodies.
Jay Cie Cats & animals eat their placentas. Many postpartum women has an almost uncontrollable urge to eat the placenta. Whatever, don't eat blood.
What a ridiculous comment. How can a child aka a just born baby get a communicable disease from the placenta that has literally been keeping them alive for the past 9 months? If there was a disease they would already have it!
Nathaniel Offer Communicable diseases can be passed from mother to baby. That is the very reason that silver drops are placed into drops of almost all newborn's in Western Civilization. While inside of the amniotic sac the unborn child is not exposed, but after the water bag breaks the child is definitely exposed to sexually transmitted diseases, if present, while passing through the birth canal.
Whether or not the placenta would actually contain communicable disease is debatable. Syphillis does affect many body organs including the brain. Can't remember off hand if babies can be born with syphillis, etc.
Either way, don't eat blood. Alone, that would bar eating a placenta. Newborn babies are geared to drink mammary gland colostrum then later milk from the same source. No babies chewing & swallowing raw or cooked placenta.
As far as moms, I know that some have the strong urge. But I don't see any of them capable of getting up & cooking it either. Blood prohibits the eating of it raw. So yuck, yuck, & double yuck! Not judging the mothers' urges, just grossed out at the idea of anyone acting on it.
@@WatchingMyLifeFlashB dont eat blood?
Ha, Brain food
Can I eat some brainfood now? If you know what I mean. ;-)
sperm?
If used for survival reasons, and eating those who died already (Not killing them yourself), I don’t see why the person should be in any trouble. We have to do what we must sometimes to survive. There is nothing wrong with that.
If it’s a willing donor that is on them. Just make them require legal documents to prove it was willing.
That caveat into razors Was masterful. Hat tip
Can you do a video on naval law? That murder for survival you mentioned got me thinking: “what if that had been on international waters?”, so essentially, is murder legal on the open sea?
generally a ship at sea is required to fly a national flag and while in international waters, the laws of flag nation apply on that ship at sea. could be wrong but i'm pretty sure that's how it works. seeing as you can't really be stateless in this day and age (major goal of the UN), everybody is under some national jurisdiction at any given time and in any place conceivable.
Fun fact, if you commit any crime while in international waters you are technically a pirate.
rsjabba that seems plausible. I suppose it is after all the captain’s right to punish, but he has to abide by some standards. I’ve been on international waters though and there was always a sign warning that there was a strict no drugs policy, which would lead to immediate detention and offenders being handed to the police.
Carpe Noctem in that sense I am quite literally a pirate, because I’ve taken thousands of songs and movies from public servers on board a ship.
International human rights would probably stop murder from being legal... because denying an innocent persons right to live is breaking some sort of human right...
I think. That makes sense. Right?