What was It Actually Like to Be a Court Jester in Medieval Times?

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    Although you might assume that being made to wear a stupid costume, be mocked, and act like an idiot for the entertainment of fatuous rulers would be a job nobody would want- like the position of Groom of the Stool (a job which initially consisted of directly supplying the necessaries to facilitate a good and clean bowel movement to the King, as well as to monitor said fecal matter and make dietary recommendations based on what you saw there)- the position of court jester was actually an enviable one due to it involving spending so much time with those in power. And as you were often putting them in good humor and otherwise making them happy, it was a position that came with a whole slew of perks. So what was life actually like as a court jester?
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  • @TodayIFoundOut
    @TodayIFoundOut  4 ปีที่แล้ว +920

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    • @kevinjewell233
      @kevinjewell233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just look at all the natural fools in the White House, sadly none of them have wit, charm, humour, or any other gifts other than far too much hatred and greed

    • @Ace42x
      @Ace42x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Was it coffee or banana staining the lens of whatever camera filmed the portrait of Lord Minimus at 3:20? I thought someone had done something disgusting to my monitor!

    • @prophetkat
      @prophetkat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can i just send you coffee and bananas instead?

    • @steveshoemaker6347
      @steveshoemaker6347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why ? That's nothing we still got them....The whole of them in in the Democrat Party...Of course one in the Republican ....An you can guess on WHO that might be ???...Never fear u'all got some of them on your side of the Pond to...An one fool to another fool....Thanks you bloody fool...l0l lol.... Happy Halloween fool...Cheer up it could be worse ?.......! From the great state of Kentucky no less...!

    • @insanemakaioshin
      @insanemakaioshin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could a Jester be a bodyguard & disguise & eavesdrop on guests to uncover assassination attempts?

  • @Whitelightnin76
    @Whitelightnin76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4056

    Imagine getting to live with royalty because of your quality shitposting

    • @aguillot1984
      @aguillot1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      The original troll , but with benefits!

    • @HellaCalifornia
      @HellaCalifornia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      ...and some risk...

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      HellaCalifornia but mostly... during early due to eating shit!

    • @DOOMZEDAY
      @DOOMZEDAY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Celebrities today
      Look at 69, he literally looked like a clown

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Dingus Dangles Milo isn't funny though

  • @Nick.Elliott
    @Nick.Elliott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11087

    "Good Sire, they are revolting!"
    "Whom? The peasants?"
    "Nay, your wife's teeth me Lord!"

  • @depressedweeb1177
    @depressedweeb1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4731

    "I choose to die from old age."
    _Medieval problems require medieval solutions._

    • @Amuny666
      @Amuny666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      First recorded instance of 5Head moment

    • @victorroque5667
      @victorroque5667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ironically, he'd probably die before he reached 50... Hell, before 40...

    • @freddyflower5322
      @freddyflower5322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm dead😂😂👍

    • @RecountDaFox1
      @RecountDaFox1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Aye*

    • @generalpsyduck2624
      @generalpsyduck2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You'd make a good jester

  • @grumpycentaur6799
    @grumpycentaur6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13766

    Imagine making a joke so good people talk about it hundreds of years later.

    • @ewwmorons
      @ewwmorons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      My dream

    • @psycho_maniac2343
      @psycho_maniac2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Why did the chicken cross the field?
      To get to the otherside

    • @Crakygamez
      @Crakygamez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      @@nowthatsjustducky that key joke was pretty clever back then lmao,that could mindfuck somebody.

    • @no-wd9ut
      @no-wd9ut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Your mom did

    • @NightmaresGirl
      @NightmaresGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Crakygamez kekeke the best part is the fact that its about your wanger... cuz wangers are funny to this day.

  • @shaneelhinds9084
    @shaneelhinds9084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5046

    The part where the jester told the king I wanted to die of old age 😭 and the king just banished him 💀 just imagine the king looking at the queen like baby my guy really is funny

    • @freemang.f7357
      @freemang.f7357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      😭

    • @javeydones5163
      @javeydones5163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

      I mean in all seriousness, the king was upholding the deal. He asked how the jester wanted to die, the jester answered.

    • @gamesgames2389
      @gamesgames2389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wow smart

    • @charntsabre3463
      @charntsabre3463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I want to die from snu snu should have been his answer.

    • @danielclark612
      @danielclark612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@javeydones5163 until the King decides to lock him in an isolation cell for 60 years 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @petalpockets
    @petalpockets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    Hot take: Medieval humor is basically internet humor but with fancier language

    • @schlorping5156
      @schlorping5156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      More proof that humans have always been humans.

    • @gtits1162
      @gtits1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@schlorping5156 “every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes”

    • @yagomizuma2275
      @yagomizuma2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Have thine heard of þe legend of diss

    • @lurkio804
      @lurkio804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Apparently the graffiti at Pompeii is the same as what you'll find in a public toilet

    • @xnmvxnmv
      @xnmvxnmv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True

  • @AkireraStraberri3
    @AkireraStraberri3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7539

    "How do you want to die?"
    "Old age"
    Best answer ever.

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I bet this was the inspiration for Tyrion's answer to a similar question in Game of Thrones.

    • @AkireraStraberri3
      @AkireraStraberri3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      nowthatsjustducky Pretty sure I remember him being asked something similar! I hope it was inspired by this!

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@AkireraStraberri3 Yeah, Tyrion's was a little more specific and included a young woman's mouth around his schlong.

    • @AkireraStraberri3
      @AkireraStraberri3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nowthatsjustducky yeah I know xD

    • @leepreston9637
      @leepreston9637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Of course Tyrion's dialogue was "inspired" by this. GRRM doesn't have an original thought in his head.

  • @technocore1591
    @technocore1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5888

    A Jester unemployed, is nobody's fool.

    • @chanceDdog2009
      @chanceDdog2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      What foolishness, you say

    • @brokentombot
      @brokentombot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Except a fool unto thyself. Once a fool, always a fool until otherwise authorized by his majesty.

    • @technocore1591
      @technocore1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Just to clarify, not my line. It’s a lyric from a song “The Maladjusted Jester” from the movie “The Court Jester”. m.th-cam.com/video/HQKHfHqZrDA/w-d-xo.html

    • @geoffreybrockmeier3765
      @geoffreybrockmeier3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

    • @kellyjackson7889
      @kellyjackson7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Groan-in

  • @TheMuseSway
    @TheMuseSway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3152

    So court Jesters basically had to have balls of steel, wit, and good luck.

    • @dialecticalmonist3405
      @dialecticalmonist3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      They are now called "politicians".

    • @brandonwilliams3777
      @brandonwilliams3777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      @@dialecticalmonist3405 politicians are cowards tho

    • @dialecticalmonist3405
      @dialecticalmonist3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@brandonwilliams3777
      Most of them, yes.
      I'm only talking about the corrupt and ruthless ones.

    • @brandonwilliams3777
      @brandonwilliams3777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@dialecticalmonist3405 my point is that they want power. They want influence. They wish to control and rule peoples lives with no risk to their own. They hide in shadow, lying and sneaking
      Balls of steel is speaking knowing your words could get you killed on the spot. Politicians literally only say what will benefit them, and twist it to seem like it benefits others
      Jesters kept the court human to a degree. Politicians feed off the humanity of others

    • @livefootball2000
      @livefootball2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dialecticalmonist3405 They’re all corrupt homie 👍 VERY few go into politics because they’re good people and want to help, and even fewer win.

  • @caseyhullfish1345
    @caseyhullfish1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    oh, to be a court jester in medieval times, getting paid to act like a fool instead of getting kicked out of wendy's

  • @billtafalla2378
    @billtafalla2378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2254

    Licensed Fool. Oh I really like the sound of that

  • @Cozm1k
    @Cozm1k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    Comedians: Ima insult myself for laughs
    Jesters: Ima insult my kingdom for death

    • @NightTimeDay
      @NightTimeDay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Idk, did you see Bill Burr on SNL? Lmao

    • @koben8862
      @koben8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thetronrt

    • @markusblake7936
      @markusblake7936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The jester Is better

  • @GravDrag00n
    @GravDrag00n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

    We live in a kingdom

  • @Golden_Flute
    @Golden_Flute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6129

    Lady: "I don't like the fool sitting on my right side."
    Fool: *switches sides* "I don't mind at all."
    Brutally fantastic. Lol!

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      " YES SIRE, I AM A FOOL !! and. I have a LICENSE.

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Licensed fools exist today, ask the police.

    • @violetopal6264
      @violetopal6264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@johnbockelie3899 LOL

    • @STAROMEGA54
      @STAROMEGA54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnbockelie3899 ladarona

    • @zombiehalo9588
      @zombiehalo9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right here I am stuck in the middle with you

  • @netherlillyarts1642
    @netherlillyarts1642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    Being a jester only to become the kings most trusted advisor and throwing milk in someone's face and not being yelled at for it seems like a dream job hahaha

    • @pinkpusheenpaws
      @pinkpusheenpaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      being a sugar baby that cant be arrested and all i have to do is be funny sounds like a dream to me too

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pinkpusheenpaws holy shit.

    • @Matttechreviews2000
      @Matttechreviews2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @King of The Zinger well you're not funny then

    • @dr.ligmahnutts2993
      @dr.ligmahnutts2993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pinkpusheenpaws this reply smells like salmon

    • @BradyIsAfagInHeat
      @BradyIsAfagInHeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      a jester is just a modern day HR manager.

  • @tysenp8193
    @tysenp8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5559

    Honestly if i was the ruler of a country i’d totally pay a shit ton of money to have eric andre by my side 24/7

  • @shesaknitter
    @shesaknitter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    I have a cartoon with two court jesters hanging in chains in the castle dungeon. The one says to the other: "Everything was going great until I mentioned the queen's mustache."

    • @closetsclosetsclosetsclose9250
      @closetsclosetsclosetsclose9250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      farside?

    • @PhilTheViolinist
      @PhilTheViolinist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Also would accept "First time?"

    • @DD-po2hh
      @DD-po2hh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need this

    • @markpowell7071
      @markpowell7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok , Gotta be The Far Side ! I bought my sister and brother in law two hard back volumes of every Far Side ever made $120.00 , 15 years ago at a big box store !

    • @closetsclosetsclosetsclose9250
      @closetsclosetsclosetsclose9250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markpowell7071 yeah it seems like a Far Side to me... It feels like something one would see in the New Yorker.

  • @HandlingYou
    @HandlingYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    “At least the pay is good”
    “Well if I tell a bad joke they take a huge cut.”
    “Out of your paycheck?”
    “No, out of my neck”

  • @jeffdavis6657
    @jeffdavis6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2796

    So they would deliver messages. Would that be where "Fool's Errand" came from?

    • @WaltonGFilm
      @WaltonGFilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      This deserves more attention ^^^^

    • @SangTheCryptek
      @SangTheCryptek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Seems likely, especially if they were tasked with delivering messages to an enemy camp, which were likely messages of parley. When that parley gets rejected, it becomes a "fool's errand" both literally, and figuratively.

    • @devinm9245
      @devinm9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@WaltonGFilm agreed

    • @Gunplabro
      @Gunplabro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes actually.

    • @jaysalisbury193
      @jaysalisbury193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jeff Davis good shout!

  • @MasterMalrubius
    @MasterMalrubius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5470

    "My Lord, it brightens my day to see you smile.
    For this I'd walk many a mile.
    The news I tell my Lord will split his side,
    but Epstein did not suicide."

    • @ethanvoelker2158
      @ethanvoelker2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Lmao

    • @manufacturedfracture
      @manufacturedfracture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Good fool oh for i know thë this be true i killed him and now you

    • @DC66DC
      @DC66DC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      You stole this from the Latin phrase "Epstenium Suicidenotus"

    • @Mrbrainiac
      @Mrbrainiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thanks for the reminder , I almost forgot

    • @joeyjaime3746
      @joeyjaime3746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I protecc against suicide

  • @lektik2941
    @lektik2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    "Alright, I'm going to need you to come back once a year and fart in my house."

    • @realwhatbrains
      @realwhatbrains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Jester: *kicks door in*
      Royal guests: *stares intently*
      Jester: *rips ass*
      Royal guests: *erupts into laughter and applause*
      Jester to himself: “What a bunch of weirdos..”

    • @gvs6462
      @gvs6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Vape kat
      Fitting username.

    • @dellyanneee
      @dellyanneee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Vape kat where do I sign ?📝

    • @DaniHMcV
      @DaniHMcV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My brother-in-law. 🤢

    • @kioku119
      @kioku119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      when you put it like that...

  • @Nikedemos
    @Nikedemos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    "(...) Leap, whistle and fart" entertainment has not changed much since then

    • @r.awilliams9815
      @r.awilliams9815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Blazing Saddles comes to mind.

    • @danr.1299
      @danr.1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      R.A Williams that movie is a classic I thought it was going to be stupid but I’m glad my friend talked me into watching it.

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dueling flatulence contests must have been a risky and quite smelly events...for those who participated and for those present and sober enough to remember them taking place...although it is fair to say the consumption of alcohol was an intrical component to such events...

    • @DniAngel3982
      @DniAngel3982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed just thinking about it.

  • @Burn_Angel
    @Burn_Angel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2187

    Man, even after all these centuries, these guys are still hilarious.

    • @DaBiggestGobbo
      @DaBiggestGobbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ikr

    • @olaw9498
      @olaw9498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Really cool actually

    • @NoxLegend1
      @NoxLegend1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont think that time makes you more funny

    • @megatrollificus
      @megatrollificus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@NoxLegend1 People who miss jokes usually do it right away.
      RIght, DG?

    • @WeedSmoker69
      @WeedSmoker69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NoxLegend1 someone can potentially hack their way to be 'more funny' if given enough time and motivation. just look at Chris Rock

  • @Wilson_From_Castaway
    @Wilson_From_Castaway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    "To leap, whistle, and fart. This was a time before the internet"
    Obviously Simon hasn't spent a lot of time on the internet

    • @lonewolf5238
      @lonewolf5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think he meant to say that this was a time before TH-cam, but perhaps deflected as not being tactful.

    • @katieserra6492
      @katieserra6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I actually think this sounds quite entertaining internet or not. 😂

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think Simon meant that leap-whistle-farting was the mediaeval equivalent of deep fried memes and similarly vacuous humour.

  • @JugglerLou
    @JugglerLou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Jester: “I can make a joke about any subject!”
    Guests: “The King! Make one about the King!”
    Jester: “Ah no, for the King is NOT a Subject!”

  • @syriuszb8611
    @syriuszb8611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    Using the painting of Stańczyk as thumbnail and not mentioning him as reason why jesters were important is so wrong. Not saying what that painting means is insane! Stańczyk is one of Polish national heroes. Long story short, on painting that parts are used here- he, a jester is worried about future of country when aristocrats are partying in next room. He should be the first to party, not last. A fool smarter than people ruling the country.

    • @seyerus
      @seyerus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Syriusz B No one fucking cares. 8 months and no replies till now.

    • @ChazoAnwah
      @ChazoAnwah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@seyerus though people tipped their hats and hmm in agreement. Comments is just one kind of option of showing interest and liking is another option. Thank you have a good day sire

    • @seyerus
      @seyerus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ChazoAnwah Bwahahahaha...what?

    • @paraguaymike5159
      @paraguaymike5159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @Syriusz B. I think the painting is by Matejko. Stanczyk after the fall of Smolensk. Your comment is spot on.

    • @syriuszb8611
      @syriuszb8611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@paraguaymike5159 Thank you :-)

  • @GoldKitsuneBrony
    @GoldKitsuneBrony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Fool: I choose to die of old age.
    King: ...I'll allow it.

    • @RecountDaFox1
      @RecountDaFox1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      King: This is.... Acceptable...

    • @Skitz6969
      @Skitz6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fool: you may have outsmarted my outsmarting but I was able to outsmart your outsmarting!

    • @yvonaamariaa
      @yvonaamariaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right now, as I type this, the number #666 is how many likes this has!! OMG WTF do I do??? Oh wow man, this is really spooky, right? All I ask is...WTF do I do???

    • @RoseOnFire
      @RoseOnFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yvonaamariaa you recognize that it's just a number and doesn't inherently have any meaning

    • @yvonaamariaa
      @yvonaamariaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoseOnFire DUH!

  • @Canonicallycreative
    @Canonicallycreative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    I love how many of these jokes actually still hold up XD

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      humor is timeless.
      usually.

    • @sdgsdfffrrsxg4649
      @sdgsdfffrrsxg4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@FiSH-iSH ur mom is timeless

    • @soulreaverable
      @soulreaverable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Probably because all the jokes that didn’t were forgotten to time.

    • @TheBanjoShowOfficial
      @TheBanjoShowOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Our misery is universal, and humors follows such.

    • @AckSnus
      @AckSnus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sdgsdfffrrsxg4649 That only sounds like a compliment, your mommy aint timeless.

  • @jootpepet
    @jootpepet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "Because they would not jump onto sea as our brave frenchmen did" im ded

  • @mcclx4183
    @mcclx4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Make $3500 a week being a Jester from home.

    • @benjaminmarks8765
      @benjaminmarks8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And I suppose there's online training prior?

    • @rhubarbjin
      @rhubarbjin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Benjamin Marks: go check on the Great Courses Plus!

    • @ethanvoelker2158
      @ethanvoelker2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ElleExxe Foursixty this a bot account?

    • @hunterotte4085
      @hunterotte4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Hello its me, Markiplier!" (its a joke, I actually like Mark. Just couldn't help myself.)

    • @hrfoote
      @hrfoote 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deal

  • @HansLemurson
    @HansLemurson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    That reminds me of a story I heard where a comedian was famed for being able to make a joke on any subject, and was brought before a cruel king was told to make a joke about the King.
    He passed the test by declaring that "the King is not a subject".

    • @andrewlacey-hatton1068
      @andrewlacey-hatton1068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I've heard the same story about Oscar Wilde about Queen Victoria.

    • @parkerlawson3484
      @parkerlawson3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @largelarry2126
      @largelarry2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This same thing happened to me at work. They drug me to the office and and ask me (is this your boss?) I proclaimed NO i'm a pipefitter dam it, not a dam personnel director!

    • @HansLemurson
      @HansLemurson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@largelarry2126 I think I might need this joke explained to me.

    • @LoveLife-ho3rg
      @LoveLife-ho3rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HansLemurson me too lol

  • @hank2188
    @hank2188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Now I’m imagining people hundreds of years in the future talking about how it was like to be a youtuber

    • @zangbang9886
      @zangbang9886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It will probably happen in some way. Time is relative and we're all gonna die. Thinking about this shit is trippy.

    • @NurseAmamiya
      @NurseAmamiya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zangbang9886 yeah. We'd all probably be dead by then when that happens. Let's give it a century or two, people in the future generation will do a topic of being a youtuber.

    • @csis473
      @csis473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NurseAmamiya what if this comment gets Dug up some day?

    • @NurseAmamiya
      @NurseAmamiya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@csis473 I wouldn't really know what people would think when they do find any of these comments, but not that it's my business to know. It's entirely up to people and their thoughts that reads any of these comments on this thread.

    • @csis473
      @csis473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@NurseAmamiya it would be pretty cool tho especially cuz we're kinda breaking the 4th wall (im looking at you david)

  • @wilsoncrocker
    @wilsoncrocker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    first prank ever
    "looketh there!"
    "looketh where?" (turns around to look)
    "ha! thus endeth the prank..."
    - from some old commercial

    • @jenniferphilpott8909
      @jenniferphilpott8909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was a geico commercial lol

    • @wysper6512
      @wysper6512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wilson il Perso I remember that.

    • @wilsoncrocker
      @wilsoncrocker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gustavos Revenge *look here. look. listen.

    • @iancain7844
      @iancain7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, it’s the oldest trick in the book. And at the end, the other man says “ ha, made you looketh”

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet the first prank ever was either Mr. Ug of the Mountains Dutch ovening Mrs. Ug in bed, or having Mr. Ook from the cave next door pull his finger or something like that.

  • @peggy2983
    @peggy2983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    "I choose to die of old age." I mean, they did let him choose how to die, so technically, that's still correct.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

    • @etaaramin9361
      @etaaramin9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thankfully they didn't say "Very well, Old Age in the oubliette!"

    • @azariah_kyras
      @azariah_kyras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like ur pfp

    • @evankelly121
      @evankelly121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@azariah_kyras down bad

    • @azariah_kyras
      @azariah_kyras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evankelly121 you don't know me

  • @WhatsYourGhostStory
    @WhatsYourGhostStory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    I could easily see a "Game of Thrones" or "The Great" style series, focused entirely on the fools/jesters. It'd be a blast to watch or write for and a dream acting role for whomever got the main roles.

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This video made me want to include a fool in the fantasy series I’m planning. Perhaps someone who appears to simply be a fool but actually has his own political motivations

    • @aiodensghost8645
      @aiodensghost8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jaimelannister1797 or turns out to be an evil mastermind that starts the war to begin with and then uses quick, witty humor to manipulate the enemy. I'd read that

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aiodensghost8645 yeah something like that. Though I wouldn’t want to do a straight up villain for this role. Someone in the grey, maybe a ends justify the means type character. Don’t know if I’ll go through with this idea though. Have to see how and if it fits

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaimelannister1797 ooo whats the series :O

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FiSH-iSH nothing yet. Just an epic fantasy series I’m thinking of writing. I’m still in the worldbuilding stage though

  • @Blockinstaller12
    @Blockinstaller12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    So, whenever soemone calls me a fool, I'll insist "licensed fool, if you please".

    • @katherinetutschek4757
      @katherinetutschek4757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'd say "Naturally!"😎😉

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ironically, that's a smart move

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Basically modern day comedians.

  • @troyramadin5772
    @troyramadin5772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    No offense I love you, but sometimes I mistake you for the Vsauce guy

  • @_Pyroon_
    @_Pyroon_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    This seems like a job that entails people who could kill you saying "be funny" on command.

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      imagine being paid to be funny
      true luxury (if the king has a modern sense of humor)

    • @DolphinPain
      @DolphinPain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/HlEJbs02wAM/w-d-xo.html

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DolphinPain I'm hesitant to click on this link. Is it a virus? (Asking because I figure a spam bot made to spread viruses most likely won't be able to reply)

    • @hange6775
      @hange6775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@catbatrat1760 just don't click any links

    • @alternativepersona
      @alternativepersona 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need that pressure

  • @wagstag89
    @wagstag89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    30 acres of land just to show up once a year and fart. Always knew I was born in the wrong century

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hell, for 30 acres I'll turn up and shit my pants.

    • @beaslesop9368
      @beaslesop9368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hmm... You're forgetting the first two parts, whistling and leaping. The former would've been musically, not like calling a dog, and the latter would have been like more like a modern gymnastics floor routine. Farting was the easy part.

  • @rivkajoan8168
    @rivkajoan8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    “Leap, whistle and fart, and if you think that’s weak entertainment please remember this was a time before the internet”
    Well that the hell do you think I use the internet for?

    • @Wildjesta
      @Wildjesta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Learning how to leap, whistle and fart?

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cmon that's great entertainment! And I have the Internet..

    • @Ricocossa1
      @Ricocossa1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They sure knew how to entertain themselves in medieval times 😅

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah. Seems somebody just isn't into Brazilian fart pom.

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      likes are nice

  • @Ryujinn999
    @Ryujinn999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy”

    • @basicallycaleb
      @basicallycaleb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "I used to think my life was a cringe compilation, but now I realize it's a try not to laugh challenge"

  • @tobequitefranco
    @tobequitefranco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1652

    So...basically a fancy pet. Also, I present to you: modern theater kids.

    • @favray
      @favray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      True nothings more foolish than a theater kid

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@favray In this case foolish would be rather complimentary, considering the subject material of this video.

    • @Antigen__
      @Antigen__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Except they're not funny anymore

    • @gtits1162
      @gtits1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clickpause8732 I don’t get what he meant by fool😂 like as in dumb or just weird?

    • @racoonn7359
      @racoonn7359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Antigen__ "Jane Seymour, the only one he ever loved..."
      Rude

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    9:40 "Everyone who still has a Navy Please Stand up"
    "No, not you sire"
    :jangles:

  • @davidcox6948
    @davidcox6948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "I wish to die of old age."
    *Dies at 56*

    • @F0X_H0UND
      @F0X_H0UND 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Not bad for the middle ages!

    • @isuckatnamingthings5499
      @isuckatnamingthings5499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean, that's pretty good for back then🤣

    • @jeremiahnoar7504
      @jeremiahnoar7504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Medieval times: request denied

    • @jerryvelasco1474
      @jerryvelasco1474 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Average life expectancy during most of the Middle ages was 33. It wasn't until the 19th century that it slowly climbed to around 50-55 of age.

    • @shaunsteele8244
      @shaunsteele8244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jerryvelasco1474 lol that's not true, if you managed to survive childhood and were relatively healthy you could expect to live well into your 60s or 70s just like today. Providing there were no plague outbreaks or raids on your village

  • @wyndhamcoffman8961
    @wyndhamcoffman8961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    "Lisa, thy fair yet wicked maden; thou haft procedeth to draw and quarter my heart!"
    "You're tearing me apart, lisa!"

    • @mantequilla404
      @mantequilla404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Oh, good morrow, Mark!

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😄😄😄😄

    • @dominickhan3789
      @dominickhan3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Verily I say unto thee, twas indeed falsehood, the steaming dung of cattle, for I didst not striketh h'r..........I didst not

    • @lewisirwin5363
      @lewisirwin5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Cluckcluckcluckcluckcluck, thou hast the faint heart of a common fowl!"

    • @09lego
      @09lego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is art

  • @ShootAUT
    @ShootAUT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    "... leap, whistle and fart."
    The moment you realize your skillset doesn't cover on-demand farts.

    • @Wildjesta
      @Wildjesta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just eat bean burritos

    • @goretoriumgaming8600
      @goretoriumgaming8600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine does lol

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @The Strawberry Pimp I once possessed the art of the fart festival, but i swore never to perform again.

    • @akilahposh
      @akilahposh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Strawberry Pimp okay, what the actual fuck. Is this actually a thing?🤣😂

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@akilahposh For some people yea, just google "Le Pétomane" and be amazed.

  • @LobbsterSockrates
    @LobbsterSockrates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Oh so a person can be a natural fool in medieval times and be revered by society but when I do it I'm "disturbing the peace" and "banned from Wendy's" 🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @a.m.7438
    @a.m.7438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    I yelled at my closet and made my clothes cry.

    • @Alex-lc2tw
      @Alex-lc2tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Look no further than joker

    • @lunaselena4270
      @lunaselena4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like in shakespeare?

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Court Jester (1970?) comedy, art of comedy(fucking old and dry book)

    • @YAH2121
      @YAH2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just watch Joker lol

    • @honestjohn3881
      @honestjohn3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you need a movie? If you're that interested you might really enjoy a novel called "Mimis." It is fiction though.

  • @kalanaherath3076
    @kalanaherath3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    _"Marthurine hath the sickest burns"_
    -Henry IV-

  • @NarwahlGaming
    @NarwahlGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "I just flew in from Hampshire and, boy, are my arms tired."
    "HE'S A WITCH!!"

  • @user-pf4sk8im4b
    @user-pf4sk8im4b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Weak entertainment? If you can watch someone leap into the air whilst whistling and farting, and NOT laugh, you need to humble yourself!

    • @murunbuchstanzangur
      @murunbuchstanzangur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No-one is too good for fart jokes.

    • @francisbell1961
      @francisbell1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Your definitely not English if u don’t like a good fart joke or toilet humour

    • @tomkenney5365
      @tomkenney5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm a male caregiver in a dementia unit's double secure hall and I can get laughs from down the hall, around the corner, the hall on the other side of the door. They're just so absurd. Great fun.

    • @TerryTheChunin
      @TerryTheChunin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Farts are gross.

    • @alexandersmith7061
      @alexandersmith7061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Terry The Chunin
      That’s what makes them funny

  • @colebizwell5407
    @colebizwell5407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    1600s: I need the fool
    1980s: *I pity the fool*

    • @emmitstewart1921
      @emmitstewart1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually, I pity the fool comes from the eighties. It was one of the famous sayings of B. A. Baracus Played by Mr. T on the A Team.

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1986: Nobody's Fool - Cinderella
      th-cam.com/video/MCOrtJMQmVs/w-d-xo.html&app=desktop

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@emmitstewart1921
      umm yes.. tha'ts what he said
      1980s i pity the fool

    • @ShyDigi
      @ShyDigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Martin Kuliza sir, it is edited

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@emmitstewart1921 Actually, Mr. T never said "I pity the fool" on the A-Team TV show. That was a line from Rocky III.

  • @Tiago-zg7vl
    @Tiago-zg7vl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The Poem at 6:38 reads like an Eminem song:
    "This bit Harry I give to thee,
    And this next bit must serve for me...
    'Cause we need a little controversy,
    'Cause it feels so empty without me"

    • @makeit.primetime99
      @makeit.primetime99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah back when he was recognized, now its just a bunch of humamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamdudududududlalalala

    • @Vonwafenburg
      @Vonwafenburg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fool’s spaghetti

  • @hugovasquez8222
    @hugovasquez8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    "I choose to die from old age"
    That guy was a genius👏

    • @aunusuallylargecat1779
      @aunusuallylargecat1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FiryaFYI lol

    • @mybuickskill6979
      @mybuickskill6979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Precisely my figuring as well... I must read about that fella lol

    • @bennu547
      @bennu547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No. Just a smart ass 😸

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Well he had nothing to lose by saying that he was supposed to be killed, being brave enough to say that would either help him or get him killed anyway. It helped him in the end.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@bennu547 saved his fucking life didn't it? So not just a smart ass.

  • @Cathrope1
    @Cathrope1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I couldn't help but smile at the Jester facing death tells the King that he would like to die of old age, and the King goes along with it and just has the Jester leave the Kingdom.

  • @nataliaalfonso2662
    @nataliaalfonso2662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “I don’t mind at all.”
    Savage.

  • @DarkElfDiva
    @DarkElfDiva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Roses are red
    All dogs go to heaven
    The video starts
    At 1:37

    • @davidpaul8140
      @davidpaul8140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mangazo15
      @mangazo15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Didn't mind sponsor though. Might give it a shot

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thank you, jester.

    • @willberman1562
      @willberman1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you saint

    • @ewwmorons
      @ewwmorons 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're a h e r o

  • @hazonku
    @hazonku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Honestly, when the jokes are so damn good they're still funny hundreds of years later it's easy to see why some of these folks were not forgotten to history.

  • @docdirtymrclean3610
    @docdirtymrclean3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Id' wager it was a better than average existence. Just make meme's all day for King and Queen.

    • @kenm4390
      @kenm4390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ok but have you ever had someone ask you to be funny on command

    • @enobekuJ
      @enobekuJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And if you're not you're practically dead?

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but if one joke bombs you'll get tortured and probably get beheaded

  • @TheSynthiate
    @TheSynthiate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    Aaand that's it. I'm putting a jester into my latest D&D campaign. Done.
    E: Update. He's in my game, his name is Biggus Dickus, and he lives double life as an eunuch poisoner and spy called Killian. Love his character honestly.

  • @FailingStreetBridge
    @FailingStreetBridge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    We should all be so lucky as to burn someone so badly that hundreds of years later, it makes someone almost spit out whiskey upon hearing the story as I did.

    • @three7446
      @three7446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheBudoGeek which one was that

  • @FiSH-iSH
    @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    what i learned: RICKY THE CRIPPLE IS JUST A MODERN JESTER

    • @aiden-sy3ex
      @aiden-sy3ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The internet's jester. Ever subscriber a lord and baroness

    • @Kai1665
      @Kai1665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m cripple riiiiiiick!

    • @reny8970
      @reny8970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A natural fool

    • @NightTimeDay
      @NightTimeDay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fool of the people

  • @chairde
    @chairde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Comedy demands high intelligence. Even today comics are the ones, who with clever comments, are the critics of politicians.

    • @user-hi2nd
      @user-hi2nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Matthew Morycinski because they're too busy taking their life seriously
      The jester laughs at his seriousness

    • @TwitchyTopHat1
      @TwitchyTopHat1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and then you have hacks like Jimmy Kimmel

    • @austinshoupe3003
      @austinshoupe3003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Comedy by no requires high intelligence. Look at Dane Cook. Cleverness is not intelligence.

    • @chairde
      @chairde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Austin Shoupe , You’re trying to say something but that sentence doesn’t make sense.

    • @chairde
      @chairde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TwitchyTopHat , Why do you dislike him? Is it his politics? He makes others laugh.

  • @EX-db5tq
    @EX-db5tq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Ever wondered if queen Elizabeth has a jester?
    She does, it's the houses of Parliament.

  • @GldnClaw
    @GldnClaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "Kill Jester"
    Jingle is dead, let us begin our quest.

    • @saml5284
      @saml5284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well worth it mate, well worth it

    • @wintermute8315
      @wintermute8315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Get rid of 'er, she's shite.

    • @ColinIngus1
      @ColinIngus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Punch goblin

    • @solskot2410
      @solskot2410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jingles, RIP big man, gone but not forgotten

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “They were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.” Brave, brave Sir Robin should have hired a fool, not the minstrels

  • @unlimitedrabbit
    @unlimitedrabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    The name Samuel "Maggoty" Johnson has such a Pythonesque ring to it.

  • @sleenspeen
    @sleenspeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I felt so busted when you said maybe you're not watching the screen now

    • @jeremymizer8958
      @jeremymizer8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I listen to him all day, I hardly ever look at the screen lol

    • @tomkenney5365
      @tomkenney5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently I was a little focused on the other thing I was doing, because I didn't even hear that.

    • @golddie8
      @golddie8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was vacuuming my floors 😂, got me.

    • @LloxieFox
      @LloxieFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had literally just clicked away to another tab for a moment when he said it. The timing was eerie. @_@

  • @johnballantyne6853
    @johnballantyne6853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “The King used to laugh at those people with the Bells” Who Jesters ? No “Lepers”. Classic Blackadder.

  • @rezkel7404
    @rezkel7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Note to self. When whisked back in time pretend to be a fool

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In The Brightest,Most Stand-Outy Jester's Outfit You Can Find: That Way You Get Noticed Much Easier And Have A Lag Up On The Other Would-Be Fools.>;3

    • @drinkthekoolaidkids
      @drinkthekoolaidkids 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Note to self ....... yes

    • @RellshouldBsleep
      @RellshouldBsleep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You think the fool is your allyyyy. But you merely adopted the fooool...I was born in it...molded by it"

    • @gromitpesley
      @gromitpesley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rezkel “pretend” keep telling yourself that bud

    • @kaddy8947
      @kaddy8947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      brah u literally step around land mines every day, 1 wrong word ur head is cut off, u need to be very creative and funny to survive, and if u go back in time with that pressure ur fucked.

  • @Severalangrybees
    @Severalangrybees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I have to imagine that "leap, whistle and fart" was all in one grand gesture. He whistles as he leaps, pitch rising until he reaches the height of his jump at which point he rips a fart louder than you or I ever could. The court is in stitches by the time his feet hit the ground and he walks on that, not to return until next years whistling leapfart

    • @unsubme2157
      @unsubme2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Glorious

    • @draketungsten74
      @draketungsten74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "whistling leapfart" 🤣

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or he rips the fart upon landing. An impressive lead, a beautiful whistle as he flies through the air then *pffft*

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hehe I'm laughing at the image of that

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@draketungsten74 this label killed me😂😂 I need to see this now

  • @thewanderer2997
    @thewanderer2997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I read a book a few years ago called “The Jester” by James Patterson and it was a really good read. I would definitely suggest giving it a look, it’s very different from What Patterson usually writes, but it was co-written so that’s probably why..

  • @agnesstrzykowska4300
    @agnesstrzykowska4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    One of the paintings used in the background of the video was a portrait of polish jester Stańczyk, who served 3 polish kings. Stańczyk was well known not only on the kings' courts but he was also a sort of a public figure: he was portrayed by famous painters several times and his persona was used as a symbol of national consciousness in a famous (...at least in Poland) play "Wesele".

    • @MyPrideFlag
      @MyPrideFlag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nobody cares :(

    • @kittenthecat_
      @kittenthecat_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@MyPrideFlag Correction, you don’t care. Don’t comment if you’re going to be rude.

    • @toobig7150
      @toobig7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MyPrideFlag must be hard to be named nobody.

    • @MyPrideFlag
      @MyPrideFlag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kittenthecat_ why do you think I gave :(
      I'm sad that he used Stańczyk as a clickbait and didn't mention him.

    • @WastePlace
      @WastePlace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MyPrideFlag your comment made it seem like you were saying nobody cares about the dudes comment. Bit of a misunderstanding there

  • @nickkk420
    @nickkk420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I remember a story about a king wondering how he could test the trust of his knights,
    His jester suggested giving them boxes with butterflies and telling them do deliver it to another city, tell them to not open the box no matter what, and simply put a bird in the box, any knight that leaks in the box will surely lose the bird

  • @georgeg3716
    @georgeg3716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    ‘Licensed Fool’. Just funny for some reason.

  • @evilroy2055
    @evilroy2055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The difference between the US and Europe? The US think 100 years is a long time, Europeans think 100 miles (160 KM) is a long ways.

    • @stephanknows4280
      @stephanknows4280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s good

    • @katherinetutschek4757
      @katherinetutschek4757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha so true

    • @wpyoga
      @wpyoga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redd5669 Update your fitness tracker lol

    • @nateb4543
      @nateb4543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one thinks that. As soon as he said "but America has been around a long time" I immediately said, "it's one of the youngest"

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nateb4543 America isn't young, the USA is. Big difference

  • @vcrsalesman2606
    @vcrsalesman2606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Simon: What did Court Jester’s do?
    Jester: YOUR MOM!

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just remember that the pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle. While the chalice form the palace holds the brew that is true.

    • @BrienAhern
      @BrienAhern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nowthatsjustducky I get that reference. You can’t out fox the fox 🦊

  • @calebstevens7487
    @calebstevens7487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Tell me the bad news, in a good way”

  • @carlunaden
    @carlunaden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    7:58 '...as wise at thirty as on the day he was born;"
    DAYUM i felt that burn through time.

    • @zlcoolboy
      @zlcoolboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That writer may have been a bit salty

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gadzooks I did not know that Americans had been invented back then?

    • @Featherogue
      @Featherogue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      for real i was like damn they went all the way in on this dude huh

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      also, wth is a "flat long belly".

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colinp2238 And yet so many of the things our modern world has was invented in "backwards" America.

  • @darkest_eclipse8271
    @darkest_eclipse8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    3:25 who else started scratching their screen to remove the dirty parts while the picture slides down?

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was definitely suspicious looking

  • @aiishataal
    @aiishataal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    lmfao no pls they told him to choose how he wanted to die and he said “old age” what a G my god😭💀

  • @christelheadington1136
    @christelheadington1136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    They often were not paid wages. Just as well, a fool and his money, are soon parted.

    • @mcgriddle552
      @mcgriddle552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice.

    • @kennethflores93
      @kennethflores93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s in the book of proverbs

    • @lolarodriquez560
      @lolarodriquez560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHILST JUMPIN IN THE AIR WHISTLING AN FARTIN🤣🤣🤣🤣😉

    • @Missab4000
      @Missab4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eeeevil Woman 🎶

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      **leaps away whilst whistling and farting**

  • @Peluceus
    @Peluceus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "They're cowards! They have no backbone! They are less of a man for lacking courage!"
    "why do you say such things"
    "because they didn't die with dignity like our men did"
    I too died XD

  • @goldengibson1958
    @goldengibson1958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    12:17 “I Don’t mind at all” 😂🤣😂 I’m hearing it for the first time, and to think of the context and the risk she took, it still hits!

  • @krzysztofdabrowski9399
    @krzysztofdabrowski9399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I am somewhat bummed that you used the portrait of Stańczyk like three times but never mentioned him....

    • @katherinetutschek4757
      @katherinetutschek4757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who was he?

    • @krzysztofdabrowski9399
      @krzysztofdabrowski9399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@katherinetutschek4757 he was a court jester to four consecutive polish kings in the XVIth century, famous for his sharp, relentless wit he was not afraid to use on his monarchs. His jokes were mostly commentary to political decisions which he used to pass palatable advice to the king - think something like medieval Stephen Colbert or John Olivier. Incredibly intelligent and well versed in politics, some believe him to be the grey eminence behind polish golden age. He passed into European culture as a placeholder for depressed intellectual hiding behind a comedic facade. That's why he is usually depicted in a ridiculous jester outfit but in a scholar setup and with an exhausted and concerned expression.

    • @katherinetutschek4757
      @katherinetutschek4757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@krzysztofdabrowski9399 Cool, thanks☺👍

    • @Overlordien
      @Overlordien 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@krzysztofdabrowski9399 So.. if Dave Chappelle was a Jester?

    • @krzysztofdabrowski9399
      @krzysztofdabrowski9399 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Overlordien I'm not that familiar with Chappelle so I can't say.

  • @xxGhostXIIIxx
    @xxGhostXIIIxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "18 century vertion of the room" Thou has torn me apart thy fair lady lisa"

  • @bobdigital21
    @bobdigital21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jester: So, your grace, a peasant and a smelly nag walk into Ye Tavern of old...

  • @Ziggerath
    @Ziggerath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Sounds like the kings had an early evolution of the modern day TH-camr at their side.

  • @hughbrackett343
    @hughbrackett343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Verily I say to thee, I receiveth no respect.

    • @scunts
      @scunts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Rodneyth Danger of Field

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thou art a buffoon, begone!

    • @FirstnameLastname-bh9qs
      @FirstnameLastname-bh9qs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If it pleaseth thee, take mine spouse.

    • @MasterMalrubius
      @MasterMalrubius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Dost thou maintain portraits of thine wife unclothed?"
      "Nae fool, I doth not!".
      "Would thou covet some?"

    • @FOXYPOT
      @FOXYPOT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This thread is hilarious 😂

  • @dloren6183
    @dloren6183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “You’re a fool!!!”
    “Why thank you!”

  • @crusnikrage2337
    @crusnikrage2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    " we have to remember this was a time before the internet." what, like with the internet we're so much more dignified? pffft!!!

    • @ItWasntMeHM
      @ItWasntMeHM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now you just need to leap and whistle.

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItWasntMeHM THIS

  • @HayesForSheriff
    @HayesForSheriff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I thought to myself, “I wonder if Court Jesters were like how they’re depicted in movies? I bet Simon Whistler made a video about it...”
    And here we are!

  • @jclore102674
    @jclore102674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1) If you're funny and entertaining enough, you can get away with saying things that anyone else would get flogged or beheaded for.
    2) If the royalty made a habit of having jesters who offended them executed, the guild wouldn't be likely to send them any more (yes, the jesters did have a guild).

  • @vilena5308
    @vilena5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "I don't like having a fool on my right side."
    Quickly moving to the woman's other side, Mathurine said, "I don't mind it at all."

    • @michaelbuckers
      @michaelbuckers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Everyone in the courtroom: *oooooooooooohhh!*

    • @niemanickurwa
      @niemanickurwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Burn"

    • @devinboysen6814
      @devinboysen6814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What a fucking legend 😭😭🤘🤘

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And Thus,She Was Crowned The Queen Of Sickest Burns.

    • @MisterCynic18
      @MisterCynic18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Absolute. DEVASTATION.
      No mortal could survive such brutality.

  • @iregretdyeingmyeyebrows5645
    @iregretdyeingmyeyebrows5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    Medieval humor: Uh oh stinky poo funny
    Modern humor: The exact same thing in irony

    • @Doktor_Jones
      @Doktor_Jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Google "oldest joke in the world"

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      elderberries and hamsters hiding in the shrubbery without question

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Also getting kicked in the balls. That goes waaaaaay back in ancient history.

    • @jonbowman7686
      @jonbowman7686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "in irony"? what does that mean?

    • @illosovic
      @illosovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Drake ICN tell me a mathematical fallacy joke

  • @alanhorowitz3796
    @alanhorowitz3796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The term used in French for the chess piece we in English call the bishop is, in fact, the fool (aka court jester) as his he is initially placed next to the king.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, that's pretty neat! Screw bishops, lets bring back jesters!

    • @alanhorowitz3796
      @alanhorowitz3796 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Zombies Won't Eat Joe Biden's Brain That's very deep.

  • @nstovah8314
    @nstovah8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “How do you want to die?”
    “Snoo Snoo.”

  • @Acein3055
    @Acein3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Interesting topic. Clever pun: If given a choice of death, I'll choose old age.

    • @Darkxellmc
      @Darkxellmc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Death from the universe collapsing.

  • @llcoolray3000
    @llcoolray3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    There are plenty of people leaping, whistling, and farting all over the Internet.

    • @H0MY911
      @H0MY911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank god for that.

    • @QuantumRift
      @QuantumRift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I"m 62 and I can tell you that I've been leaping, whistling, and farting well beyond before the Internet was invented.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the real talent is being able to do all three at once while typing on a keyboard

    • @evilpimp2475
      @evilpimp2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Including you. BOOM, get roasted kid

    • @tomkenney5365
      @tomkenney5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @llcoolray3000 Nice avatar pic. "We started a game we never got to finish." Love that movie and that scene.

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I spit my coffee on that “leap, whistle and fart..” stipulation 😂