As someone who has a really bad whey allergy, I can tell you that it's a pain to watch out for, but there are a lot of really good substitutes for most things. You just have to try a lot of different brands. For example: Ben & Jerry's dairy free icecream is fantastic just as good as their regular (according to my friends who have tried it). Worried about the bread? Grab a tortilla instead! Vegan recipes and tips can give you inspiration and looking up vegan foodstuffs can make shopping a lot easier (because just looking up dairy free tends to give very limited results).
@@the_alkemizt7578 Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages say hello (although in that game you needed a better sword or an item but not an outright skill, your wooden starting one simply doesn't hit hard enough).
@@AllNiin yes but my point is that somehow your character managed to get all the way through life to that point not knowing how to sit. It costs a skill point... To put your butt on the ground.
The Skyrim paying off guards need you to be in the Thieves Guild because it removes the bounty entirely. if you just paid off the guard, the next guard would arrest you. But since you're in the guild, you have the connections so the guard will ensure the bounties removed.
Dude, that Skyrim part is pretty reasonable. Bribing a cop, or in this case a guard, is NOT that easy. The Guild has power and reputation, even if it's not at it's peak, it is still a decent threat and has it's connections, so taking bribery from them is one thing, since the guards DON'T want to mess with them yet. But if some random guy from literally nowhere shows up, starts committing crimes and just hands over hush-money to the guards, well, if they accept it, then the city really has fallen.
@@KarmasAB123 Benefits of a silver tongue, my dude; the blessings are so great that even a country bumpkin from the Ashlands is able to speak eloquently with it
@@KarmasAB123 yes but image a dude that looks cooler than god himself would at his coolest, and is fucking incredibly persuasive I think you would let him go as well
Sack but it's established that Faith has been a Runner for some time and proved herself in prison (i think) to be quite the athlete, but we have to unlock basic running abilities, like rolling instead of breaking our legs? Why?
@@KickyFut I will point out that the two games are different timelines, I believe, after all, game 1, you're well aware of your sister and her being a cop, game 2, you believe your sister is dead (spoiler ahead) until you find out that the main villain had abducted her and effectively brainwashed her when you'd left her, thinking she had been killed by the cops (who also killed your activist parents)
Ok but, Pokemon. For example, your FLYING TYPE pokemon still needs to learn how to FLY, and can't even do it by leveling up - only via special HM tutoring o-o. Not to mention, your pokemon, even one that is LITERALLY A SWORD, can't cut a weedy sapling in two without specifically leaning Cut - again, via HM.
Hailey Zerone birds can't fly, fish can't swim, creatures many times larger than the player can't push rocks and you can't use your pikachu as a flashlight...
Well, if you want to get technical about it, the move Fly makes total sense for any Flying-type to have to learn by special means as it not only allows the user to fly in the air, but also to execute a two-turn dive-bomb attack in battle and safely carry a human through the air for several miles out of battle. Surf and Dig are similarly a lot more than just how to swim in water or dig through dirt, when you look at what the moves can actually accomplish. Cut is still freakin' dumb, though.
I cant help but smile as Jane said "Don't Criticize Me While I'm Holding A Knife" 😂😂... A helpful life saving tip and "skill" for the future too I guess. 😂
That reminds me of a time when I was at a birthday party. While the birthday kid's mother was cutting the cake, another guest pulled his kid away from it, telling her "Don't get too close to a woman with a knife." To which I replied, "Good advice."
WelshZeCorgi The best part of that joke is that Ezio's uncle Mario actually introduces himself by saying: "It's a-me! Mario!" Ezio Auditore is the Mario bros. nephew confirmed.
I feel for the bribing guards one it's less about it being a skill and more about your connection to the guild. So it's not that you couldn't bribe the guards its just that you lacked the connections required for them to take your bribe.
In Yakuza 0, you eventually learn a skill that allows you to placate oncoming attackers before they actually start a fight. Said 'skill' involves throwing a wad of Yen into the air to distract them.
Well, it makes a lot of sense that a low level yakuza debt collector-errand boy would never even think of doing that, and that an actual millionaire has to present that option to him.
Whenever you have a Pokémon that has to *learn* how to Bite. Seriously, Totodile, you are literally the Big Jaw Pokémon! Your Pokédex entry says you can and will bite anything! But no, you *somehow* forgot and will only "remember" at lvl 16! *After* evolving!
Prejudiced Pizza I like to think that Pokemon moves are a list of allowed actions you register with the league, to help balance out wildly disparate pokemon in fights. The tutor dude contradicts that though...
Myriam Derome That would work out well for the game. Ash and Pikachu would probably send that theory flying out the window in the anime, though :/ Still, you'd think that Totodile would know Bite from the beginning and not aftee evolving -_-
Yeah, but Ash's Pikachu has been breaking rules, resistances and basic common sense since the beginning of the show. After all, an electric Pokemon can apparently use Thunderbolt on three ground-type Pokemon...and win.
Here's my theory: A Pokemon with teeth or claws can always Bite or Scratch. But until it learns how to apply these as weapons in combat, they are ineffective and therefore omitted from the attack list.
Imagine if, after becoming a videogame hero/heroine, you had to wait until mid-game, and then pay a large fee to some martial arts teacher, in order to pee. Nightmare.
In tales of vesperia, there's a side quest fairly close to the end of the game involving Judith learning an ancient battle arte. Once you actually find someone who can teach it to you, it turns out to be a really basic attack where you smack the enemy on top the head with your staff. The characters even acknowledge that it's really simple.
The Prototype example kind of makes sense to some extent; it takes a lot of work on your part to do a lot of damage, get all the soldiers good and afraid of you, and *really* wanting to put an end to you. So at that point, you can actually throw around accusations and it will actually be acted upon because they have just gotten that desperate and paranoid.
@@richardarriaga6271 "No-one takes a random person's word seriously", Iunno, if someone near me started screaming frantically and with a helluva lot of conviction that the body-snatching (literally), shape-shifting walking Weapon of Mass Destruction was RIGHT THERE, how are you going to prove otherwise quickly enough before he reveals himself and murders everyone? Why risk it at that point? Alex can literally become almost ANYONE once he gets his mitts on them. It's like "The Thing" Only instead of in the middle of antarctica among like a dozen guys in a research station it's in Downtown NYC in the midst of an epidemic of freaks of nature crawling all over the place. Frankly? speaking as a veteran I can TOTALLY understand why they're trigger happy.
Ah it wasn't meant to be Raymond. Just a part of life. A crummy part granted. I wrote the first sentence without even remembering. In my memory he still can I guess. He sang at parties for money for a time before I was born and man, he could whistle. Edit: Ah thanks Andy. It's okay man. PSA though: Don't smoke.
Picking flowers in The Witcher. The second time I started the game I had forgotten that herbalism had to be unlocked and ran around the Outskirts panicking, thinking I had some sort of bug. I can buy having to read books to recognize the substances each plant contains because of the convenient amnesia thing but that shouldn't affect your abilities to actually interact with your surroundings. Or at least have Vesemir tell him at the beginning that "Hey, you know how you can harvest ingredients from monster corpses? The same goes for plants."
well i mean if u dont know the plants why would u bother picking them? let alone pick a dangerous flower and possibly die... in runescape picking nettle's for nettle tea damaged ur ass unless someone told you u had to wear gloves and only gloves worked to pick these up :D once i learned this i was so happy and sold the tea to people because it was a good source of hp regen
Well, Geralt does scoop out drowner brains to make extremely poisonous potions, so I don't really see why he'd be afraid of some barberries. And even if you read books and chat with knowledgeable old grannies, without the skill Geralt can't even pick up plants he knows.Basically, Geralt looks at a plant and thinks: "Hm, I know this one, but how do I get it out of the ground? That old hag didn't say anything about that. I guess I'll go to some merchant to spend all the orens I don't have." *learns skill* "Oh, wait, if I put my fingers around the stalk here and snap it like this... Hey, this is working!"
I think it is not so much the physical act of picking the plant itself than knowing which plant to pick (in reality, you'd just have a big prarie full of different flowers and would have to actively search for ones that had any use, unless you'd want to spent howers to pluck yourself essentially a bündle of hay) and the knowledge how to preserve the plant parts.
To think we had to wait years before link finally knew how to jump! And even then, he could only auto jump off of ledges! Thank goodness BotW fixed that!
To be honest...that only jumping off of ledges thing makes sense. He is carrying weapons and is prepared to fight...you do NOT jump in combat unless you are honestly trying to get attacked. Once airborne, you are a sitting duck unable to defend yourself. I love sparring against people that try to get fancy and jump for any reason...it's a great way to end up on the ground in pain as your opponent can dodge or block your attack and use that attack to send you flying.
In prototype you can only accuse others randomly with no indication they really are you, because by then they are adequately paranoid enough. Earlier they wouldn't believe you unless the person was doing something suspicious like running up the side of a building.
The bribing in Skyrim - You don't have to join thieves guild, but doing so will allow you to actually erase the bounty for half the cost (actually), rather than just pay off guard to ignore it for a while, for a way bigger ammount of gold, which the speech perk does. It actually makes a lot of sence. It's easy to bribe your colleague at work, but it takes some incredible balls and persuation to actually bribe an officer. And I mean the thieves guild... It's a bit complicated for a comment under a youtube video. The thing about it is that though, that you don't gain the ability to bribe the guards, but you're making the thieves guild more influential in the hold, which gives you the ability to bribe the guards that have some sort of over complicated deal with the guild.
Well... it doesn't take that much balls to bribe the guard if you know that you can just incinerate them if your attempt fails, and that this whole bribing thing is just to save you some time...
My cousin died because he sat on a bench incorrectly, and I still have troubles when sitting on benches. In fact I almost broke my neck the other day trying to sit on a bench
Speaking of Assassin’s Creed, why do you have to learn to kick someone in the balls? My 4 year old cousin must have some dope-ass genetic memories if she can do it without training
Given the level of precision of mo-cap back in the days of the kick-to-the-nether-regions AC games, I don't think we can go more precise than "the crotch", which I'm sure is tremendous relief to all those guards who have to live with dramatically decreased fertility the rest of their lives...
I noticed in WoW you can drink a bottle of "Dalaran Noir" before you can drink milk... You can drink wine before you can drink milk?? Who made this game? It was the French wasn't it?
Pokemon seems like the most obvious one to me. Woah, my Pokemon has sharp claws, he should easily be able to cut down this tree! But my Pokemon turns to me in a bout of confusion, wondering why I'm not smacking a disc against its head yet.
That's nothing, how about teaching flying type Pokemon Fly, or water types Surf? You could argue that the HMs just teach the Pokemon how to do it safely with you on their backs, until you realize that nor can they use the offensive move of flying into the sky and dive-bombing their opponent on their own until you slap the HM onto them.
Plus the fact that you can't run until you have the right shoes, what boring childhoods all the Pokemon protagonists must have had. "Mommy can I run around with the other kids?" "No son, we can't afford running shoes"
Final Fantasy had some good ones. Teaching your squires how to throw a rock in Tactics, Ramza learning how to yell at himself, unlocking the ability to cheer in FFX. If I remember correctly, you had to learn how to get off of your skateboard in Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, as if your character spent his entire life, up to that point, on a skateboard haha.
The main thing to note is that most of these are practical mechanical upgrades to basic non-programmed actions. Milk in Skyrim gives a time-lapsed mana regeneration, and thus to benefit from it (the only benefit it gives in-game) you must be of a level wherein you definitively have a mana pool. This goes to the Okami "Golden Fury" (boosting reward drop-rates, making it magical piss) and "Brown Rage" (a literal bomb, making it magical shit). And even the Assassin's Creed and Prototype skills...the "teaching"/"unlocking" is mapping the action to a button in the former case, while the latter demonstrates you convincingly making the accusation such that other patrols accept your claim instead of, say, shooting you. (Which if the game allowed people to do before unlocking the skill would almost absolutely result in instant-death...unless the game took a Fallout 3/New Vegas skill-leveling system...but then the skill itself wouldn't have to be locked.) And this also carries to American Wasteland...where the purpose isn't to "get off" but to apply the on/off aspect into your maneuvers and tricks and techniques and combos. It's actually explicitly spelled out in the game that this is what's going on, even more-so since cut-scenes have you explicitly off of your board and thus you clearly are able to get off and on before "learning" that "skill". Hence why literally immediately after being given the buttons to press you are tasked to walk, and then jump into a grind on the nearby rope.
Dont forget the "below the belt" skill in dragon age origins! Ridiculous. Any mook with legs and a center of gravity and no sense of honor can kick someone in the junk.
Mirrors Edge Catalyst: You had to unlock the ability to roll! I can roll, and I'm considered medically obese. How can a parkour expert not do it instantly?
Easy, because she is thin and stick like. Things in that shape don't roll easily. Those of us graced with a rotund life are naturally round, so we roll easily.
yeah funny story she can do that in the first game . Im sure thats one of the first moves you learn so you learn how to land so you dont hurt your self! *laughs*
Only "alternative" milk that I can find tasting better than death is rice milk and I have yet to find a carton of it, and I've already gone way past the point where the effort I put in looking for the damn thing it's not going to be worth it no matter how good it might be. Cow milk, no matter how "less than ideal" people are starting to relentlessly bash it for, it tastes good and it's the only milk that makes my coffee taste better instead of ruining it; If you know about a brand that milks human tits, you're all welcome to tell me but, until then, cow milk it is.
Jane was born with so many evil overload skills that she never learned the basics of normal life, which always eventually leads to her downfall. Damn you milk glasses!!
Also, I'm guessing Jane was the one to mention WoW since I'm pretty sure that was her account. I mean sure, Mike once did one for Star Trek Online, but.... while he'd clearly spent a while tinkering with the tailor options... it didn't really look like he'd done anything else except finish the tutorial.
In Wario Land 3, you start off being unable to do things like swimming, picking up items and enemies and throwing them, destroying undamaged blocks or doing a smash attack. You only get these abilities by collecting specific mandatory treasures throughout the game. Most of these wouldn't be noteworthy if it wasn't for the fact that you could easily do all of this stuff in the previous games without having to unlock them. Maybe Wario got crippled in the plane crash at the start of the game?
Browser game Kingdom of Loathing has a lot of great choices for this, but I think the best might be "Chronic Indigestion", which you need to teach your body to react poorly to spicy food.
how about in shadow of mordor where you have to learn to jump on someone from above and stab them, or in shadow of war where you have to learn to stab someone in a way that kills them even though you do it in cutscenes all the time, or how about needing to learn to swing a glaive a few more times?
Well, the thing that annoys me more is that in shadow of mordor you unlocked a ton of skills you needed to be able to finish the game, then in shadow of war, they are suddenly forgotten. The same happens in the batman arkham games, but at least batman says why he leaves gadgets at home.
Predated O i think i can make a case for Talibrimbor here. It took so much energy to forge the new ring that it took away some capabilities, like being able to ride caragors. Most likely Celebrimbor's abilities got weakened and had to be powered up again by watching uruks kill eachother only to end up cheating the system, capturing an Olog and give him greatly increased damage and health (if only i had the currency to spend)
The mastery of the bribe makes sense. You have to know how to talk to whoever your bribing, or perhaps know someone who knows who your bribing that has clout in there political sector, or is in good standing with him or her. These things can save you from a night in the dungeon or worse the guard deciding to take all of your gold just because. In a game and in real life I see bribery as something that takes skill to master.
It's also a bit justified in Skyrim, in that if I remember correctly, you can only bribe in areas where the Thieve's Guild has some influence. It's less that you don't know how to bribe someone, as much as it is that being in the Thieve's Guild and spreading their influence to the various holds, corrupts the guards to be more willing to accept bribes in the first place because they know you have friends in low places......
In defence of Prototype, the Patsy skill pretty much makes you impossible to detect in covert missions once you unlock it. Just acuse every guard of being you until there is just one left, or your target is isolated. And since you're pretty much unkillable from the start, I think it's just fair the skill has to be unlocked.
Think about this in Okami. That means you played as a celestial wolf for how many hours without letting the poor critter urinate. Isn't that... like... animal abuse?
Yeah I found that annoying. Especially when you run into a mission that requires you to do it at a certain time and yiu don't happen to have bothered to unlock it.
Kingdom Hearts 2, you can run, jump, and perform complex midair acrobatics while wielding a giant key, but diving, rolling, or even just taking a big step to get out of the way of incoming death must be learned, meaning your only option for defense until then is a block that grants you protection for about a tenth of a second.
I know it’s naff but in the Legend of Spyro series it literally takes Spyro two games (six if you count the original series) to learn how to fly anywhere he wants at will. He doesn’t even know how to use fire breath until a traumatic event unlocks the power within him. I would have thought flying and fire breathing were pretty central to being a dragon 🤔
rotating by 90 degrees - Paper Mario Series In the Paper Mario Series, rotating by 180 degrees is no problem but rotating by 90 degrees has to be unlocked, first. Dear commenters, I challenge you to top that!
What about deus ex. There's an upgrade that tells you what the odds of triggering an alarm are when hacking. Which is weird because the game already tells you that.
I think that actually was a bug (albeit one that was left in for the longest time), although it has been a while since I played, but think last time I did so I actually did need to get the skill to see the percentage now.
List Idea: 7 skills we somehow forgot to do. Kingdom hearts 3, where you can turn off dodge rolling? And how did Dante forget how to double jump? Defying physics is pretty hard to forget to do I imagine.
In Devil May Cry 3 and 1, at least, the double-jump was a feature of certain weapons, and not something Dante could normally do. This is remedied in 4 and 2. And, yes, that is the chronological order of the games' storyline. Capcom gets weird with its timelines.
In Ragnarok... Everyone starts as the Novice class, they have to level up a skill to SIT DOWN. Thieves also need to do an entire quest line to learn how to pick up pebbles and another skill to throw them.
Bethesda actually did this in the Fallout series, I think New Vegas. If you didn't have the right amount of Charisma, or pick the right chat dialogue, you would fail to bribe someone.
That makes a little sense. It's not always as simple as giving them money, you may also have to convince them that taking money from a stranger is a good idea and worth the potential trouble they could get into for it later.
it's not just that. the game actually explains, why you couldn't do that before. if you are part of the thiefs guild, you can tell the guards, and that only is the reason why they offer the option of a bribe. the guild is quite powerful, and they know that. to take a bribe from some low life trash thief, means to risk their position. but a member of the thiefs guild has influence, friends, and most importantly, knows how to keep a secret. (of course any low life thief could claim he is with the guild. true.)
You Have Reached Level 50 You have learned the skill "Gripping": you are able to grab onto ladges and onto items, as an additional benefit, you are now able to put items in containers.
you have reached level 1000 you now can run and also look above you , as a bonus you now can make the difference between day and night by looking above congrats
The explanation I always liked for patsy is that it represents the soldier's paranoia growing to the point where you can do that along with Mercer learning how to convincingly act like a soldier better.
This reminds me of Ragnarok Online where you have to spend /3/ skill points just to learn how to sit down. Apparently trading and emojis come first in that game. (still love that mmo to death tho)
In Far Cry 3 you need to unlock the skill to carry dead bodies which seems kinda important in a game, where one spotted body can ruin your entire stealth run. They fixed this in Far Cry 4, but in 3, if you let go of the body you can't pick it up again. There must be some 5 second rule going on
In long live the queen you play as a princess who despite being a princess who has been going to school for years has zero in every skill. Including manners, royal demeanor, and HER OWN country's history. How can a princess not know anything about her own kingdom.
"going to school for years has zero in every skill" that sounds familiar when I look at most kids today. Wait not true. They have the zombie tech skill.
@@hefbrew3178 no, you actually need to buy something before you can actively add someone. Other people can still add you and you can accept, but you can't send a request to add someone
DuckWithAGun no it’s a legitimate thing. My brother couldn’t do it for the longest because he refused to buy things he actually wanted on steam, and only played the games I bought for him from humble bundle. Worse is those games were borderlands, so just imagine how that went lol
I agree with all except the last one. I'd imagine it'd take at least a little bit of knowing what you're doing to convince a guard to accept the bribe. I mean, they are guards, they have to have some integrity, and even if they don't they still have to feel sure you won't rat them out before they'd take the money.
That and I got the impression the guards were corrupted specifically by the thieves guild, especially in Riften. So before you join the guild, the guards could really care less who you are and will happily own your face for breaking the law. Once you join, you're sort-of-vaguely "one of them" or at least associated with the same shady associates, so bribes actually make a difference.
"Don't criticize me when I'm holding a knife." Words to live by.
Garrett Wlodarczyk live by the knife
*holding a butter knife that couldn't hurt a fly*
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@@sanimacailer2756 but its Jane holding it
i say this to my line cooks everyday
Janes delivery of "thats worse than being dead" is probably the funniest delievery of that line possible
Can't drink milk until level 5? I feel bad for all of the citizens that aren't adventurers and don't level up...
You need to train hard to overcome lactose intolerance.
As someone who has a really bad whey allergy, I can tell you that it's a pain to watch out for, but there are a lot of really good substitutes for most things. You just have to try a lot of different brands.
For example: Ben & Jerry's dairy free icecream is fantastic just as good as their regular (according to my friends who have tried it). Worried about the bread? Grab a tortilla instead! Vegan recipes and tips can give you inspiration and looking up vegan foodstuffs can make shopping a lot easier (because just looking up dairy free tends to give very limited results).
Mental Popcorn babies? Literally just can’t drink milk until level five. That is the point where they get over their severe lactose intolerance.
Can't drink milk, but can drink straight rum. You're lvl 1 char has it's priorities in order.
@@jbluewind4727 Wheyt. You can't have milk or bread???.
YOU HAVE REACHED
------LEVEL 5-----
You have gained the passive skill: "Lactose Tolerance"
Allows you to consume Milk or Milk-based items.
Good one
I Didn’t gain that skill though...
That's wrong
Milk based items?
... like... like _chocolate_ milk?
like cheese
"Almond milk!"
*takes a sip, smiles at camera*
"That's worse than being dead!"
I'm dead XD
That one american then you can answer it then! Is almond milk worse?
Well at least you didnt drink almond milk ;)
Actually crying I was laughing so hard...
It's like skim milk, which is just water that is lying about being milk.
bjchit Nice Ron Swanson reference
I still can’t get over “Slice Stallone” and “Arnold Forksenager”
"Get to the dishwashah!"
I’m worried Jane had to tell someone’s more then once not to criticise her while holding a knife... did she kill the first one as a warning?
good puns
Jane: Speech 100
Andy: Taunt 100
Major Dust
Mike: Stealth -100
@@disneydork100 nah mike=1000 explosive weapon damage
Dob:
Restoration 100 Illusion 75
Prudence:
Destruction 100 alteration 50 conjuration 50
Corazon:
Stealth 100 lockpick 50 pickpocket 100
Eggbert:
Heavy armor 100 one handed 100
Merelwin:
Archery 100 alteration 100 conjuration 50
How about, a little older, Zelda: the Minish Cap, where about 6 hours into the game, you have to learn to break pots, in a ZELDA game
He needed a little help overcoming his moral misgivings about property destruction?
To be fair, that was one of the first 2d zeldas where you couls hreak them with your sword
@@the_alkemizt7578 Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages say hello (although in that game you needed a better sword or an item but not an outright skill, your wooden starting one simply doesn't hit hard enough).
@@lordnul1708 I never actually played those 2
Haven't played, so in my mind, it's because he's tiny in this game? Pots are too big?
I know it's a year old. But Ragnarok Online makes you spend a job ability point to SIT DOWN!
Boop
No it allows you to sit and regenerate HP/SP two times faster.
I have a yeast infection
@@AllNiin yes but my point is that somehow your character managed to get all the way through life to that point not knowing how to sit. It costs a skill point... To put your butt on the ground.
The Skyrim paying off guards need you to be in the Thieves Guild because it removes the bounty entirely. if you just paid off the guard, the next guard would arrest you. But since you're in the guild, you have the connections so the guard will ensure the bounties removed.
Kharn The Betrayer Plus, the bribe is *ALOT* more cheaper in Riften than any other holds.
What about Pokemon?
You can't run unless you have these specfic shoes.
That's an item you need, not a skill you have to unlock.
That just means the character never unlocks the skill theirself
Ironic Dutch Moonshade To be fair, it’s a folding bike. Yep
FarCry3 is even worse, the game its basically a jungle-GTA and you must unlock a skill to stab someone
Throw a Chair running shoes
Dude, that Skyrim part is pretty reasonable. Bribing a cop, or in this case a guard, is NOT that easy. The Guild has power and reputation, even if it's not at it's peak, it is still a decent threat and has it's connections, so taking bribery from them is one thing, since the guards DON'T want to mess with them yet. But if some random guy from literally nowhere shows up, starts committing crimes and just hands over hush-money to the guards, well, if they accept it, then the city really has fallen.
Yeah, but said random guy is able to persuade them to leave him alone for free if his speechcraft is high enough.
@@KarmasAB123 Benefits of a silver tongue, my dude; the blessings are so great that even a country bumpkin from the Ashlands is able to speak eloquently with it
It’s in the speech perk too
@@KarmasAB123 yes but image a dude that looks cooler than god himself would at his coolest, and is fucking incredibly persuasive I think you would let him go as well
🤓
Mirror's Edge Catalyst:
Turning around.
Literally. Turning. Around.
but that's a u turn, it would need a bit of training to quickly turn like that as opposed to walking the other way
Sack but it's established that Faith has been a Runner for some time and proved herself in prison (i think) to be quite the athlete, but we have to unlock basic running abilities, like rolling instead of breaking our legs? Why?
Don't forget the tucking your legs thing, which you did in the first scene of the first game!
@@KickyFut I will point out that the two games are different timelines, I believe, after all, game 1, you're well aware of your sister and her being a cop, game 2, you believe your sister is dead (spoiler ahead)
until you find out that the main villain had abducted her and effectively brainwashed her when you'd left her, thinking she had been killed by the cops (who also killed your activist parents)
@DisKorruptd What does any of that have to do with a basic skill you are given in a previous game?
(Thanks for the warning, btw)
*Looks at glass of milk*
"What is this black magic?"
Wolfcalibur 1
It’s a magic potion! Strengthen your bones, and increases your fat by 0.1%
"you mean to tell me that cows just turn grass into this stuff? What a load of crap"
A bucket
Actually it's white magic!
OMG when she said "that's worse than being dead" I literally choked I laughed so hard. Well played madam... Well played.
Ok but, Pokemon. For example, your FLYING TYPE pokemon still needs to learn how to FLY, and can't even do it by leveling up - only via special HM tutoring o-o. Not to mention, your pokemon, even one that is LITERALLY A SWORD, can't cut a weedy sapling in two without specifically leaning Cut - again, via HM.
Hailey Zerone birds can't fly, fish can't swim, creatures many times larger than the player can't push rocks and you can't use your pikachu as a flashlight...
And you need special shoes to run...
Umm, you know that some newly hatched flying type creatures in the real world (aka birds) can't fly either and have to practise?
Well, if you want to get technical about it, the move Fly makes total sense for any Flying-type to have to learn by special means as it not only allows the user to fly in the air, but also to execute a two-turn dive-bomb attack in battle and safely carry a human through the air for several miles out of battle. Surf and Dig are similarly a lot more than just how to swim in water or dig through dirt, when you look at what the moves can actually accomplish.
Cut is still freakin' dumb, though.
Yes, but they learn it naturally, by 'leveling up'.
I cant help but smile as Jane said "Don't Criticize Me While I'm Holding A Knife" 😂😂... A helpful life saving tip and "skill" for the future too I guess. 😂
She's being kind and warning ppl now. Very kind
We all learned a valuable skill today. 😂
That reminds me of a time when I was at a birthday party. While the birthday kid's mother was cutting the cake, another guest pulled his kid away from it, telling her "Don't get too close to a woman with a knife." To which I replied, "Good advice."
JStryker47 Throwing is also a skill one can learn
But she probably throws like a girl.
I need "That's worse that being dead," as a reaction gif. That was great.
Jane easily got the best lines in this video:
"Don't criticize me when I'm holding a knife."
"That's worse than being dead!"
Mario taught Ezio how to fight? No wonder he jumps on enemies all the god damn time.
The pun.... I can't even......
WelshZeCorgi The best part of that joke is that Ezio's uncle Mario actually introduces himself by saying: "It's a-me! Mario!" Ezio Auditore is the Mario bros. nephew confirmed.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that pun tho.
LMFAO well done
Does that make Ezio's father Luigi, or some third Mario brother?
I feel for the bribing guards one it's less about it being a skill and more about your connection to the guild. So it's not that you couldn't bribe the guards its just that you lacked the connections required for them to take your bribe.
In Yakuza 0, you eventually learn a skill that allows you to placate oncoming attackers before they actually start a fight.
Said 'skill' involves throwing a wad of Yen into the air to distract them.
Well, it makes a lot of sense that a low level yakuza debt collector-errand boy would never even think of doing that, and that an actual millionaire has to present that option to him.
Whenever you have a Pokémon that has to *learn* how to Bite. Seriously, Totodile, you are literally the Big Jaw Pokémon! Your Pokédex entry says you can and will bite anything! But no, you *somehow* forgot and will only "remember" at lvl 16! *After* evolving!
Prejudiced Pizza I like to think that Pokemon moves are a list of allowed actions you register with the league, to help balance out wildly disparate pokemon in fights. The tutor dude contradicts that though...
Myriam Derome That would work out well for the game. Ash and Pikachu would probably send that theory flying out the window in the anime, though :/ Still, you'd think that Totodile would know Bite from the beginning and not aftee evolving -_-
Yeah, but Ash's Pikachu has been breaking rules, resistances and basic common sense since the beginning of the show. After all, an electric Pokemon can apparently use Thunderbolt on three ground-type Pokemon...and win.
Here's my theory: A Pokemon with teeth or claws can always Bite or Scratch. But until it learns how to apply these as weapons in combat, they are ineffective and therefore omitted from the attack list.
Spyro: how do I swin?
Money bags: Well, about that
Dude my first thought was the spyro series, every skill you buy is something you should already know how to do, like climbing ladders
Imagine if, after becoming a videogame hero/heroine, you had to wait until mid-game, and then pay a large fee to some martial arts teacher, in order to pee.
Nightmare.
PC Port and when you finally do unlock it think how long that pee will take
In tales of vesperia, there's a side quest fairly close to the end of the game involving Judith learning an ancient battle arte. Once you actually find someone who can teach it to you, it turns out to be a really basic attack where you smack the enemy on top the head with your staff. The characters even acknowledge that it's really simple.
The Prototype example kind of makes sense to some extent; it takes a lot of work on your part to do a lot of damage, get all the soldiers good and afraid of you, and *really* wanting to put an end to you. So at that point, you can actually throw around accusations and it will actually be acted upon because they have just gotten that desperate and paranoid.
Would it be mind-control? Nobody takes a random person's word over someone in authority.
The Fürher of Nazi Germany would like to know your location
@@richardarriaga6271 "No-one takes a random person's word seriously", Iunno, if someone near me started screaming frantically and with a helluva lot of conviction that the body-snatching (literally), shape-shifting walking Weapon of Mass Destruction was RIGHT THERE, how are you going to prove otherwise quickly enough before he reveals himself and murders everyone? Why risk it at that point? Alex can literally become almost ANYONE once he gets his mitts on them.
It's like "The Thing" Only instead of in the middle of antarctica among like a dozen guys in a research station it's in Downtown NYC in the midst of an epidemic of freaks of nature crawling all over the place. Frankly? speaking as a veteran I can TOTALLY understand why they're trigger happy.
Still cant whistle... Only because i dont want to waste the skill points though... I swear... *sob*
Lol. Same here Andy. And my dad and brother can whistle beautifully. My dad could when he was alive anyhow.
GhengisJohn That turned dark quick
GhengisJohn Im sorry to hear about your dad man, that really sucks..
Ah it wasn't meant to be Raymond. Just a part of life. A crummy part granted. I wrote the first sentence without even remembering. In my memory he still can I guess. He sang at parties for money for a time before I was born and man, he could whistle.
Edit: Ah thanks Andy. It's okay man. PSA though: Don't smoke.
Well let's bring back up the mood with me revealing the fact that it took me 20 years to learn how to whistle and I'm absolute crap at it.
Picking flowers in The Witcher. The second time I started the game I had forgotten that herbalism had to be unlocked and ran around the Outskirts panicking, thinking I had some sort of bug. I can buy having to read books to recognize the substances each plant contains because of the convenient amnesia thing but that shouldn't affect your abilities to actually interact with your surroundings. Or at least have Vesemir tell him at the beginning that "Hey, you know how you can harvest ingredients from monster corpses? The same goes for plants."
yeah, there's loads of games where you can collect crafting ingredients you have no real use for.
well i mean if u dont know the plants why would u bother picking them? let alone pick a dangerous flower and possibly die... in runescape picking nettle's for nettle tea damaged ur ass unless someone told you u had to wear gloves and only gloves worked to pick these up :D once i learned this i was so happy and sold the tea to people because it was a good source of hp regen
Well, Geralt does scoop out drowner brains to make extremely poisonous potions, so I don't really see why he'd be afraid of some barberries. And even if you read books and chat with knowledgeable old grannies, without the skill Geralt can't even pick up plants he knows.Basically, Geralt looks at a plant and thinks: "Hm, I know this one, but how do I get it out of the ground? That old hag didn't say anything about that. I guess I'll go to some merchant to spend all the orens I don't have." *learns skill* "Oh, wait, if I put my fingers around the stalk here and snap it like this... Hey, this is working!"
ankhefenra still not played that game lol
I think it is not so much the physical act of picking the plant itself than knowing which plant to pick (in reality, you'd just have a big prarie full of different flowers and would have to actively search for ones that had any use, unless you'd want to spent howers to pluck yourself essentially a bündle of hay) and the knowledge how to preserve the plant parts.
To think we had to wait years before link finally knew how to jump! And even then, he could only auto jump off of ledges! Thank goodness BotW fixed that!
To be honest...that only jumping off of ledges thing makes sense. He is carrying weapons and is prepared to fight...you do NOT jump in combat unless you are honestly trying to get attacked. Once airborne, you are a sitting duck unable to defend yourself. I love sparring against people that try to get fancy and jump for any reason...it's a great way to end up on the ground in pain as your opponent can dodge or block your attack and use that attack to send you flying.
@@Nempo13 true unless it is an attack that you have to jump over like a shock wave CX
In prototype you can only accuse others randomly with no indication they really are you, because by then they are adequately paranoid enough. Earlier they wouldn't believe you unless the person was doing something suspicious like running up the side of a building.
Almond "milk"... named this only because "nut juice" would have sounded all kinds of wrong.
I drink nut juice.
I would be more inclined to drink it if it were called nut juice. It sounds funny
@@King_Dragmire Well, it looks like nut juice, if you know what I mean.
@@vladdracul5072 what do you mean, i don't understand
@@jlc5639 Better ask the OP then. ;-)
Janes reaction to almond milk is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen on this channel, and I love this channel
The bribing in Skyrim - You don't have to join thieves guild, but doing so will allow you to actually erase the bounty for half the cost (actually), rather than just pay off guard to ignore it for a while, for a way bigger ammount of gold, which the speech perk does. It actually makes a lot of sence. It's easy to bribe your colleague at work, but it takes some incredible balls and persuation to actually bribe an officer. And I mean the thieves guild... It's a bit complicated for a comment under a youtube video. The thing about it is that though, that you don't gain the ability to bribe the guards, but you're making the thieves guild more influential in the hold, which gives you the ability to bribe the guards that have some sort of over complicated deal with the guild.
Well... it doesn't take that much balls to bribe the guard if you know that you can just incinerate them if your attempt fails, and that this whole bribing thing is just to save you some time...
Meanwhile, in AC Unity you need to learn a skill to SIT ON A BENCH.
Hey, learning how to sit on a bench is an art
Common problem, although for some it seems getting off the bench is impossible
dcfencer only if they are Americans
Alexander Domuushchey well then lol, but tbf i do know plenty of British who refuse to move
My cousin died because he sat on a bench incorrectly, and I still have troubles when sitting on benches. In fact I almost broke my neck the other day trying to sit on a bench
its not just peeing
its peeing in combat on command
can you pee when you're fighting someone on command with no bladder?i dont think so
Lmao your pfp makes it more funnier
the Postal Dude sure can !
Actually, you were expected to in the time of wearing armour
Oh come on. Final Fantasy 12. You had to learn how to put on a hat. I was sure that would be here. XD
Speaking of Assassin’s Creed, why do you have to learn to kick someone in the balls? My 4 year old cousin must have some dope-ass genetic memories if she can do it without training
Given the level of precision of mo-cap back in the days of the kick-to-the-nether-regions AC games, I don't think we can go more precise than "the crotch", which I'm sure is tremendous relief to all those guards who have to live with dramatically decreased fertility the rest of their lives...
hun that's built into the female DNA. Your problem is you were born a guy so you didn't get that particular skill upgrade :D
in orgens you need a skill to... Equip two bows and mallay weapons.
Can she swim too? Coz then she's beaten Altair...
well I can only go by my own experience on that one and my mom made sure we could swim before we could walk so I'm going to say yes :D
After playing through Banjo-Kazooie, I had to wait a whole sequel just for the privilege of learning how to grab onto ledges.
WolfmanKenpo immediately the 1st thing I thought before clicking on the video
Not as bad as having to learn how to fucking jump.
Have you ever played metroid? You have to unlock that too, Well you also have to unlock how to duck.
I noticed in WoW you can drink a bottle of "Dalaran Noir" before you can drink milk... You can drink wine before you can drink milk?? Who made this game? It was the French wasn't it?
GhengisJohn well better it's better for you to drink wine than the milk produced in some parts of the world.^^
Actually the ancient Romans would disagree. They thought French wine wasn't worth importing! :D
Lol nice to see you again mar. :D
GhengisJohn XD
GhengisJohn Definitely wasn't the Brits - you have to be level 90 before you can drink tea, and even then, you have to go all the way to Fantasy China
Pokemon seems like the most obvious one to me. Woah, my Pokemon has sharp claws, he should easily be able to cut down this tree! But my Pokemon turns to me in a bout of confusion, wondering why I'm not smacking a disc against its head yet.
That's nothing, how about teaching flying type Pokemon Fly, or water types Surf? You could argue that the HMs just teach the Pokemon how to do it safely with you on their backs, until you realize that nor can they use the offensive move of flying into the sky and dive-bombing their opponent on their own until you slap the HM onto them.
Plus the fact that you can't run until you have the right shoes, what boring childhoods all the Pokemon protagonists must have had.
"Mommy can I run around with the other kids?"
"No son, we can't afford running shoes"
Eoin Campbell I can't believe that hadn't occurred to me.
Thief simulator: 1 skill point to learn how to pick up a brick
Final Fantasy had some good ones. Teaching your squires how to throw a rock in Tactics, Ramza learning how to yell at himself, unlocking the ability to cheer in FFX.
If I remember correctly, you had to learn how to get off of your skateboard in Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, as if your character spent his entire life, up to that point, on a skateboard haha.
The main thing to note is that most of these are practical mechanical upgrades to basic non-programmed actions. Milk in Skyrim gives a time-lapsed mana regeneration, and thus to benefit from it (the only benefit it gives in-game) you must be of a level wherein you definitively have a mana pool.
This goes to the Okami "Golden Fury" (boosting reward drop-rates, making it magical piss) and "Brown Rage" (a literal bomb, making it magical shit). And even the Assassin's Creed and Prototype skills...the "teaching"/"unlocking" is mapping the action to a button in the former case, while the latter demonstrates you convincingly making the accusation such that other patrols accept your claim instead of, say, shooting you. (Which if the game allowed people to do before unlocking the skill would almost absolutely result in instant-death...unless the game took a Fallout 3/New Vegas skill-leveling system...but then the skill itself wouldn't have to be locked.)
And this also carries to American Wasteland...where the purpose isn't to "get off" but to apply the on/off aspect into your maneuvers and tricks and techniques and combos. It's actually explicitly spelled out in the game that this is what's going on, even more-so since cut-scenes have you explicitly off of your board and thus you clearly are able to get off and on before "learning" that "skill". Hence why literally immediately after being given the buttons to press you are tasked to walk, and then jump into a grind on the nearby rope.
Did you just say milk in skyrim? ... That was WoW h0w d4r3 u m8
I remember playing tactics and wondering why anyone has to learn how to throw a rock or scream.
Dont forget the "below the belt" skill in dragon age origins! Ridiculous. Any mook with legs and a center of gravity and no sense of honor can kick someone in the junk.
Well, you gotta learn how to effectively kick ladies in the junk though. It's not quite as easy.
gimmethegepgun let. Let me tell you. As someone with the experience it's. Not as hard as it sounds...
gimmethegepgun A lack of dangles doesn't mean a lack of pain receptors.
How about paying actual money in order to unlock the ability to save in Metal Gear: Survive?
Wut
yeah wut
Well... it's kinda in the name....
The what?
Mirrors Edge Catalyst: You had to unlock the ability to roll! I can roll, and I'm considered medically obese. How can a parkour expert not do it instantly?
i cant roll...
Easy, because she is thin and stick like. Things in that shape don't roll easily. Those of us graced with a rotund life are naturally round, so we roll easily.
yeah funny story she can do that in the first game . Im sure thats one of the first moves you learn so you learn how to land so you dont hurt your self! *laughs*
*drinks almond milk* That’s worse than being dead!
Me: keep the soy milk away from her
No, it's just water, it's simply pretending to be milk
shes not wrong, Almond milk tastes like sweaty jock ass
Soy milk is the devil. It messed with my hormones giving me hot flashes; when learned I need to cut dairy
I died xD
Only "alternative" milk that I can find tasting better than death is rice milk and I have yet to find a carton of it, and I've already gone way past the point where the effort I put in looking for the damn thing it's not going to be worth it no matter how good it might be.
Cow milk, no matter how "less than ideal" people are starting to relentlessly bash it for, it tastes good and it's the only milk that makes my coffee taste better instead of ruining it; If you know about a brand that milks human tits, you're all welcome to tell me but, until then, cow milk it is.
That milk thing in WoW reminded me of Airplane's "drinking problem" gag.
Now I can't stop thinking about it, thanks lol
Careful saying "Arnold Forkzenegger", might turn a couple heads
Krimzson - Csgo and more! Don’t criticize Jane when she’s holding a knife. Just don’t
Apparently she isn't even level 5 yet so I wouldn't be too worried just yet.
Budget Seagull Don't let rank deceive you. Jane is the most deadly out of the OXbox crew.
ArmskillerV2 Indeed. Most humans are level one. Plus, she has prestige 10
I feel like a tierzoo video is about to break out.
Jane was born with so many evil overload skills that she never learned the basics of normal life, which always eventually leads to her downfall. Damn you milk glasses!!
I'd vote for Jane for evil overlord.
Also, I'm guessing Jane was the one to mention WoW since I'm pretty sure that was her account. I mean sure, Mike once did one for Star Trek Online, but.... while he'd clearly spent a while tinkering with the tailor options... it didn't really look like he'd done anything else except finish the tutorial.
In Wario Land 3, you start off being unable to do things like swimming, picking up items and enemies and throwing them, destroying undamaged blocks or doing a smash attack. You only get these abilities by collecting specific mandatory treasures throughout the game. Most of these wouldn't be noteworthy if it wasn't for the fact that you could easily do all of this stuff in the previous games without having to unlock them. Maybe Wario got crippled in the plane crash at the start of the game?
I am surprised they didn't put Evoland here. You literally unlock the ability to walk in that game.
must get on making my Jane with cookie "that's worse than being dead" out of context GIF!
Please do, that was the best part of the video next to her begging the camera guy to stop rolling so she didn't have to eat the water-dipped cookie xD
Mandy C. Please
Mandy C. Link it when it's done.
Just leaving a comment so I get notified when you drop the link to it
XD yes that is a necessity
Browser game Kingdom of Loathing has a lot of great choices for this, but I think the best might be "Chronic Indigestion", which you need to teach your body to react poorly to spicy food.
how about in shadow of mordor where you have to learn to jump on someone from above and stab them, or in shadow of war where you have to learn to stab someone in a way that kills them even though you do it in cutscenes all the time, or how about needing to learn to swing a glaive a few more times?
Well, the thing that annoys me more is that in shadow of mordor you unlocked a ton of skills you needed to be able to finish the game, then in shadow of war, they are suddenly forgotten.
The same happens in the batman arkham games, but at least batman says why he leaves gadgets at home.
Predated O i think i can make a case for Talibrimbor here.
It took so much energy to forge the new ring that it took away some capabilities, like being able to ride caragors. Most likely Celebrimbor's abilities got weakened and had to be powered up again by watching uruks kill eachother only to end up cheating the system, capturing an Olog and give him greatly increased damage and health (if only i had the currency to spend)
The mastery of the bribe makes sense. You have to know how to talk to whoever your bribing, or perhaps know someone who knows who your bribing that has clout in there political sector, or is in good standing with him or her. These things can save you from a night in the dungeon or worse the guard deciding to take all of your gold just because.
In a game and in real life I see bribery as something that takes skill to master.
Was going to comment this and a few others. Thanks!
It's also a bit justified in Skyrim, in that if I remember correctly, you can only bribe in areas where the Thieve's Guild has some influence. It's less that you don't know how to bribe someone, as much as it is that being in the Thieve's Guild and spreading their influence to the various holds, corrupts the guards to be more willing to accept bribes in the first place because they know you have friends in low places......
and when youre the master of the guild and the brotherhood, the guards really don't want trouble. also props for actually stealing the gold back lol.
In defence of Prototype, the Patsy skill pretty much makes you impossible to detect in covert missions once you unlock it. Just acuse every guard of being you until there is just one left, or your target is isolated. And since you're pretty much unkillable from the start, I think it's just fair the skill has to be unlocked.
You know why Arnold Fork-enegger and Slice Stallone are expendables? Because they break-fast :D
Also, add Clint East-Spoon and you have the action heroes cutlery trio
And just for good measure, add Spork-gan Freeman.
Get out!!
What of their pal Jean Bowl Van Dam?
And once you've used them you wash them in Basin Statham
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Cooking it or eating it Brandon?
"Don't criticize me while I'm holding a knife". See? She's so gentle she'll even warn you that you're earning a stabbing
With all do respect amaterasu was a god wolf so it's possible she never pissed before
Thought the exact same thing. :)
Hey man just to let you know its due respect
Wait if Amaterasu is female why does she do the male dog peeing thing by lifting her leg
@@andersmith1484 I've seen female dogs do it like a male sometimes
Think about this in Okami. That means you played as a celestial wolf for how many hours without letting the poor critter urinate. Isn't that... like... animal abuse?
JCDenton 2012 it's a goddess, though
Maybe also before unlocking it you COULD, but it wouldn't do damage or anything so wasn't an ability.
She's also animating a statue! Pretty impressive if you consider that.
JCDenton 2012 also rewatching this is interesting since a female wolf wouldn’t pee like that
Evidently various female canines *can* lift a leg to pee.
In Ragnarok Online, you have to be level 3 before you can learn to sit., or level 2 before you can express emotions.
Ah Jane, also using water as a dipping sauce for that undeniably rich hydration factor. I see you are also a woman of culture
Seriously I love dipping my bourbons with n water to moisten it
Lol "Arnold Forksnegger" I just damn near pissed myself laughing.
WoW logic: Can't pick this kind of flower yet. Gotta pick a hella-lot more of them other flowers first.
That moment when Jane calls almond milk word than death was absolutely amazing
It's only called that because no marketing department to call it "Nut Juice".
But to be serious, when have you ever seen an almond lactating?
Almond milk is good though. Not as good as regular but still.
What about the Dusk & Dawn ability in AC: Origins where you have to learn how to wait
Jmzcpr Jr It's actually sleeping while sitting though
Yeah I found that annoying. Especially when you run into a mission that requires you to do it at a certain time and yiu don't happen to have bothered to unlock it.
Not just learn... But pay to learn
Kingdom Hearts 2, you can run, jump, and perform complex midair acrobatics while wielding a giant key, but diving, rolling, or even just taking a big step to get out of the way of incoming death must be learned, meaning your only option for defense until then is a block that grants you protection for about a tenth of a second.
I know it’s naff but in the Legend of Spyro series it literally takes Spyro two games (six if you count the original series) to learn how to fly anywhere he wants at will. He doesn’t even know how to use fire breath until a traumatic event unlocks the power within him. I would have thought flying and fire breathing were pretty central to being a dragon 🤔
Little known fact: that was Golden Fury in that bottle.
"Where'd you get it? The... Renaissance Jerk.. Hat S-Store?"
I snorted
Boop
@@JamesSmith-to3kl Beep
rotating by 90 degrees - Paper Mario Series
In the Paper Mario Series, rotating by 180 degrees is no problem but rotating by 90 degrees has to be unlocked, first.
Dear commenters, I challenge you to top that!
WadelDee rayman origins you have to unlock everything in that game jumping fighting swimming etc
you don't need tou unlcok running jumping fighting etc in Rayman Originis, assuming this is not sarcasm
Dragon quest series: whistle (considered more difficult than teleporting)
DLC Quest, you have to unlock walking left and jumping :D
CB well that is the point of the game
What about deus ex. There's an upgrade that tells you what the odds of triggering an alarm are when hacking. Which is weird because the game already tells you that.
that's a good one, that skill has always bugged the crap outta me.
I think that actually was a bug (albeit one that was left in for the longest time), although it has been a while since I played, but think last time I did so I actually did need to get the skill to see the percentage now.
List Idea: 7 skills we somehow forgot to do.
Kingdom hearts 3, where you can turn off dodge rolling? And how did Dante forget how to double jump? Defying physics is pretty hard to forget to do I imagine.
In Devil May Cry 3 and 1, at least, the double-jump was a feature of certain weapons, and not something Dante could normally do. This is remedied in 4 and 2. And, yes, that is the chronological order of the games' storyline. Capcom gets weird with its timelines.
Jane interacting with food is my favorite thing that happens on this channel.
Yes you can’t drink milk in WoW until level 5, but you can dance from the get go!
I still can't dance. I've got that glitch were I can't open the skill tree so I've been stuck using novice level skills for 21 years :(
Before you get to level 5 you're just not powerful enough to withstand the awesomeness of milk. Sheesh. Why is that so difficult to understand?
"That's worse than being dead."
Perfect description of almond milk.
In Ragnarok... Everyone starts as the Novice class, they have to level up a skill to SIT DOWN.
Thieves also need to do an entire quest line to learn how to pick up pebbles and another skill to throw them.
Well, bribery CAN require A LITTLE bit of skill to do right. I'm pretty sure if *I* tried to bribe someone IRL, I'd FAIL, LOL.
BologneyT I will give you $5 to delete your comment
See I'm good at bribery
Kk Warren no you're not
Bethesda actually did this in the Fallout series, I think New Vegas. If you didn't have the right amount of Charisma, or pick the right chat dialogue, you would fail to bribe someone.
That makes a little sense. It's not always as simple as giving them money, you may also have to convince them that taking money from a stranger is a good idea and worth the potential trouble they could get into for it later.
it's not just that.
the game actually explains, why you couldn't do that before.
if you are part of the thiefs guild, you can tell the guards, and that only is the reason why they offer the option of a bribe.
the guild is quite powerful, and they know that.
to take a bribe from some low life trash thief, means to risk their position.
but a member of the thiefs guild has influence, friends, and most importantly, knows how to keep a secret.
(of course any low life thief could claim he is with the guild. true.)
Well, the milk bit was absolutely adorable on Jane's part!
Teaching Mages basic magic in Dragon Age. They’ve been doing this for years; Why do they only know 3 spells?
"I'll allow it" 😂😂
"What about coffee?"
"Get tout!"
When she klinked that glass off her teeth I laughed loud enough to wake my wife.
Halo reach, when running was an armor ability
Something something bypassing safety limiters... because you're already running pretty fast...
Because your armor weighs a ton.
When your armor weighs more than two tons and has safety limits.
yeah yeah, heavy armor, but in halo 4 it becomes a natural thing finally
@@martyrsaint spartans weigh about half a ton including their armour and equipment
You Have Reached Level 50
You have learned the skill "Gripping": you are able to grab onto ladges and onto items, as an additional benefit, you are now able to put items in containers.
you have reached level 200 you have unlocked weapons
level 500, how to apply a bandaid
you have reached level 1000 you now can run and also look above you , as a bonus you now can make the difference between day and night by looking above congrats
Lvl 9999 how to move your fingers
The explanation I always liked for patsy is that it represents the soldier's paranoia growing to the point where you can do that along with Mercer learning how to convincingly act like a soldier better.
This reminds me of Ragnarok Online where you have to spend /3/ skill points just to learn how to sit down. Apparently trading and emojis come first in that game. (still love that mmo to death tho)
I love it too! Still play it
What about the original Assassins Creed? Altair physically forgot how to grab while falling.
I hold my knife and fork the opposite way. Still right handed.
Same
She's holding them incorrectly
The cutting utensil (knife) is supposed to be in your dominant hand and the fork in your other hand.
@@Leanzazzy I'm left handed but keep fork in left when I'm using a knife
We need to develop a tactical fork for those solders who are not skilled enough to hold a knife in their left hand.
“COW JUICE”
I call it cow pus lol
Wouldnt cow juice technically be the juices pressed from an ENTIRE cow? Sounds disgusting.
I know right? It’s supposed to be called boob pee. Obviously
Better than cow lemonade.
Nah B, it's T O O T H L I Q U I D
it makes teeth, and it's a state of matter that takes the shape of its container, or until its evenly spread out.
"Don't criticize me when I'm a knife, I told you." The amount of times I've actually said that is kind of disturbing.
In Far Cry 3 you need to unlock the skill to carry dead bodies which seems kinda important in a game, where one spotted body can ruin your entire stealth run.
They fixed this in Far Cry 4, but in 3, if you let go of the body you can't pick it up again. There must be some 5 second rule going on
In long live the queen you play as a princess who despite being a princess who has been going to school for years has zero in every skill. Including manners, royal demeanor, and HER OWN country's history. How can a princess not know anything about her own kingdom.
They didn't like her and were hoping for another child. So they completely ignored her until her mom died then thought "crap"
Angel Barrera I just had to comment as our names are eerily similar.
Angelita Becerra hmmmmm too similar
Angel Barrera Right?
"going to school for years has zero in every skill" that sounds familiar when I look at most kids today.
Wait not true. They have the zombie tech skill.
Steam be like:
“Pay 5$ to unlock the ability to add a friend”
@@hefbrew3178 no, you actually need to buy something before you can actively add someone. Other people can still add you and you can accept, but you can't send a request to add someone
DuckWithAGun no it’s a legitimate thing. My brother couldn’t do it for the longest because he refused to buy things he actually wanted on steam, and only played the games I bought for him from humble bundle. Worse is those games were borderlands, so just imagine how that went lol
Generally a good way to stop spam accounts though
Jane, that was the most evil thing ever, even by your standards..
r.i.p. that cookie ;(
I agree with all except the last one. I'd imagine it'd take at least a little bit of knowing what you're doing to convince a guard to accept the bribe. I mean, they are guards, they have to have some integrity, and even if they don't they still have to feel sure you won't rat them out before they'd take the money.
That and I got the impression the guards were corrupted specifically by the thieves guild, especially in Riften. So before you join the guild, the guards could really care less who you are and will happily own your face for breaking the law. Once you join, you're sort-of-vaguely "one of them" or at least associated with the same shady associates, so bribes actually make a difference.
"That's worse than being dead" is the only valid response to almond milk
I've not unlocked the skill to unlock skills soooo
I guess you were born with the ability of catch 22