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  • @JustOneAsbesto
    @JustOneAsbesto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8611

    I don't have a smartphone, I just carry thousands of pounds of papyrus scrolls around with me wherever I go.

    • @Eiroth
      @Eiroth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      +JustOneAsbesto Papyrus scrolls?! Only stone tablets are good enough for me.

    • @historybyachild4268
      @historybyachild4268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      JustOneAsbesto Me too but I use the supreme wood bark

    • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I don't even need stone tablets! As Eristotle or some other greek guy once said "literacy will make us all forgetful." or something. You spoiled aristocrats with your fancy writing and marble tablets with yer fancy chisels and calligraphy, I keep it all in me head... What was I talking about again?

    • @ChallengeTheNarrative
      @ChallengeTheNarrative 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      On a horse and cart?

    • @ollinnature9506
      @ollinnature9506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Phh, i just jot everything down on my hand.

  • @borRIING
    @borRIING 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6071

    And on this day alone, CGP Grey has reached his upload quota for the rest of the year.

    • @Fel7639
      @Fel7639 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Lmao

    • @MC-CFC
      @MC-CFC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lool

    • @Corium1
      @Corium1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rip

    • @ericsimaginaryfriend
      @ericsimaginaryfriend 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +borRIING I mean you aint wrong

    • @SiskoCisco
      @SiskoCisco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

  • @Zenner5222
    @Zenner5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    "Do you remember your location at every minute of every day?"
    *shows my exact location*

  • @Aidan303
    @Aidan303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    CGP: "Since you bought it, how many hours has your phone been more than an arm's reach away?"
    Me: "That's a really good point. Right now for instance its right... wait where the fuck is my phone?"

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Aidan303
      Did you find it yet?

    • @Aidan303
      @Aidan303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I found it alright. A few weeks later I dropped it into a sink full of water. RIP Samsung S3.

    • @0bread286
      @0bread286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Aidan303 Did you get a new one?

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      TBF my phone is quite often much more than an arm's reach away. Every time I go to sleep, eat or go to the toilet for instance.

    • @RubenTafteberg
      @RubenTafteberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@0bread286 No

  • @bramb9907
    @bramb9907 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    "That's not how it works,"
    *angry Grey*
    "That's not how any of this works."
    Love it.

  • @Narlaw1199
    @Narlaw1199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    Ethically too. People will accept the most outrageous stuff, if they are build little by little.

    • @csdgay
      @csdgay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      _cough_ religion _cough_

    • @HughEtl
      @HughEtl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      *cough* pedophilia as a sexual attraction *cough*

    • @toddhoward7649
      @toddhoward7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Like America getting independence because there were too many taxes and 20 years later having higher taxes then the empire?

    • @thesensiblesupervillain4625
      @thesensiblesupervillain4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@toddhoward7649 Okay, there's a lot of reasons why the war of independence is unwarranted, but to say that America was mad that taxes were too high is both untrue and silly. The taxes were very light, even for the time. Americans were upset on principle, because their local governments were already taxing them and they felt that parliament didn't have the right to levy taxes on them because they had no representation. Additionally, the most controversial tax introduced in that time was the stamp act, and America wasn't worried that mailing would become too expensive, they were worried that the British would use the tax to simply not let Americans publish documents the British didn't like, censoring a free press. This is why a free press is a core issue in multiple founding documents, BTW
      At the end of the day, America was upset not because of anything individual that the British were doing but more generally because the British were attempting to exert control over it's 13 colonies after having been almost entirely hands-off for over a century. America had gotten used to being effectively free already, and didn't welcome being controlled in any way by a government that didn't represent them and a country that didn't respect them. Sorry for going off like this, stuff like this just bugs me.

    • @turborooster8548
      @turborooster8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *cough* abortion *cough*

  • @Benimation
    @Benimation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3453

    There is another object like that: glasses

    • @fossilfighters101
      @fossilfighters101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh true!

    • @forrestcarroll9350
      @forrestcarroll9350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Sure, but even people who have worn glasses their entire life (like me) have forgotten them a time or two.

    • @Benimation
      @Benimation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Forrest Carroll, sure, but the same goes for your phone

    • @JordanBeagle
      @JordanBeagle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Do they hold information about you?

    • @Benimation
      @Benimation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      *****, yes, the optical power of my eyes and an approximation of the size of my head

  • @ParanoidPixel
    @ParanoidPixel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Now if we can only convince people of this.
    Older people think this is paranoia or some bad joke.

    • @Africa893
      @Africa893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      the median age of congress is 62 and people wonder why tech policy is archaic

    • @ParanoidPixel
      @ParanoidPixel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Africa893 sup... I'm the guy you messaged 4 years in the past. What's the future like? Any sneak peeks or advice? 2020's gotta be a lot better than 2016.

    • @Africa893
      @Africa893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ParanoidPixel US is trying its damndest to kill encryption and it's guaranteed to pass

    • @leprechaunsteve8930
      @leprechaunsteve8930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “Phones are extension of millennials minds” is something you would see in a bad boomer joke

    • @nebelwaffel8174
      @nebelwaffel8174 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey you, two years in the future!
      How is encryption doing?

  • @brotherlucker
    @brotherlucker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3415

    woah, 2 videos in 1 day?! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!

  • @ryanarcadia9652
    @ryanarcadia9652 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    I think, therefore iPhone

    • @jeannebouwman1970
      @jeannebouwman1970 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ego cognio ergo iPhone

    • @strategossable1366
      @strategossable1366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Ryan Garten You win the internet

    • @cloud__zero
      @cloud__zero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Bart Bouwman the actual sentence is "Dubito (I doubt), ergo cogito (therefore I think) ergo sum (therefore I am)", so it'd make more sense to say "Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo iPhoneo".

    • @jeremyverreault3577
      @jeremyverreault3577 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Je pense donc je suis

    • @rachel89075
      @rachel89075 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @lWaterFlowl
    @lWaterFlowl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    If this video was uploaded today i would be expecting a "that's why you should use Dashlane" at the end

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah in the land of war thunder/world of blah sponsors these videos now adays are going to be dated as fuck, especially those who have 30%+ of their time code dedicated to sponsorships and their Patreon, because TH-cam unintentionally became the media equivalent of a F2P mobile game

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unity raid: shadow leggings is how I read that, thinking “damn these porn games regressing”

    • @Nat-jf2ge
      @Nat-jf2ge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also: This video is sponsored by vpn blah blah..

    • @takashi.mizuiro
      @takashi.mizuiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he said he won’t be doing sponsorships

    • @pbague
      @pbague 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hey
      youtubers need money too, try not to judge
      Adsense barely gives em any money

  • @Moley1Moleo
    @Moley1Moleo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Do *you* remember *your* location every moment of every day?"
    These days I actually *do* tend to manage to hold all that information in my mind.

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      where were you 8 months ago?

    • @Moley1Moleo
      @Moley1Moleo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@Lysergic_ - So, it's been a while since, but I'm pretty sure I was making a joke about lockdown. i.e. I was at home all the time.

    • @felipeaugusto2600
      @felipeaugusto2600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moley1Moleo Makes sense.

    • @Sournale
      @Sournale 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Moley1Moleo where were you 3 years, 2 months, and 3 days ago 🤩😪🤩😪🤩😪😎😵😜😵‍💫😔🤧😟

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sournale doing your mom

  • @JonSebastianF
    @JonSebastianF 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Thinking about today's law _is_ thinking about future law; and access to your phone today _is_, unavoidably, about access to your mind tomorrow." - CPG Grey
    ... Historical quote in the making

  • @Mysterios1989
    @Mysterios1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I know I am late, but as a little correction: What CGP Grey describes about the laws as bricks, building upon each other, is pretty much a common law thing, so US, UK and former UK colonies. In civil law, court cases can also be bricks building up, but these walls are often torn down with a change of statutory law, as these court cases are tightly bound to the statute they interpret.

  • @Atombender
    @Atombender 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Laws built on laws is how the US constitution and the British legal system works (precedence cases). In many other countries, existing laws either get replaced or deleted.

    • @lopez.jacinto.6726
      @lopez.jacinto.6726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Alex K. Like in some countries of Latin America. For example in Mexico the laws are always made to "upgrade" the legal system, but it doesn't work.

    • @pablorepetto2759
      @pablorepetto2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed. Precedent as a mechanism to extend law is not universally accepted.

    • @vinjiwolfun7796
      @vinjiwolfun7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like in Ukraine or Russia . Someone "on top" decides current law doesn't suit him much, he changes it or ignores it

  • @hardyclay22
    @hardyclay22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "If we are going to draw the Vitruvian Man today, he will be a guy extending a hand holding a smart phone."
    I phone therefore I am.

  • @Asdayasman
    @Asdayasman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    I don't own a phone. Fear me.

    • @GoYouDeepSeaMonsters
      @GoYouDeepSeaMonsters 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Asdayasman Eeeeeek

    • @Aperturee
      @Aperturee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      +Asdayasman Neither do I. Why would I need one? I just go to school, come back home and play on the computer for the rest of the day.

    • @thomasarnett9986
      @thomasarnett9986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      +Asdayasman You must be Amish.

    • @CorporalHicks8
      @CorporalHicks8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Asdayasman Are you an adult?

    • @sirsketch8519
      @sirsketch8519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      He doesn't own a phone... because he is the phone... Truly, fear him....

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I realise why I started keeping my phone with me... when it became socially acceptable to get angry at people for failing to answer their call whenever you call them. Seriously, the number of times I've left my phone somewhere and returned to find so many misses calls THEY then give me shit because I was ever not able to be contacted. Work, family, friends. ALL of them may need to contract me at any time and it's ALWAYS a freaking emergency, it's always time critical.
    I can see how this personal computer ended up being embedded in our lives, no one ever thought they'd need one till phones suddenly became more and more advanced to be effective computers.

    • @HookVonStun
      @HookVonStun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I know you wrote this a year ago, but this resonates with me. I was like this. I was also frustrated by this. Pick another means of communication and simply tell people - many, many times - that they should use that. I parrotted "If you want to have it done, send an email about it, I won't pick up the phone" until people learned. Do this and you'll be happier.

    • @proton8689
      @proton8689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got a phone, but I use it so little that my sim card expired, twice

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I never wanted to have a phone with me, but I _did_ want to carry around a computer at all times.

  • @codenamelambda
    @codenamelambda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    I think a collaboration with Kurzgesagt would be *awesome*.
    Edit: I am *still* aware there was one.

    • @DianaGee
      @DianaGee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @Si_H
      @Si_H 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's only one way to find out.......... Fight!!!!!!

    • @finleycastello6512
      @finleycastello6512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I LOVE KURZGEHAGT AND I LOVE CGP GREY BUT THAIR GRAPHICS ARE TOO DIFFERENT IS THEY SHOULD NOT COLAB! Sorry for bad bad bad bad spelling!

    • @DeonDSilva
      @DeonDSilva 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Your wish came true today.

    • @codenamelambda
      @codenamelambda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Deon D'Silva
      It's an awesome infinite loop of awesomeness...

  • @PTNLemay
    @PTNLemay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:08
    I love how Grey seems to get properly mad over that.

  • @austinsimmons4393
    @austinsimmons4393 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    CGP Grey, you are DEFINITELY a huge reason why having TH-cam is so very important these days!

  • @abdullahim7374
    @abdullahim7374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    1:10 Did anyone else see Fred's face popup on that guy's head?

    • @iisaMonkey
      @iisaMonkey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +Abdullahi gyazo.com/2e4c40b3e35ab9ff286c5f14035651dc

    • @TheBearNYC01
      @TheBearNYC01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Abdullahi I had to slow the video down to stop it at that one frame

    • @timothytt547
      @timothytt547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Abdullahi It's the "that's my fetish" gif. He's implying that someone browsing your phone might come across your fetish collection.

    • @albertpajarilla
      @albertpajarilla 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You win. - CGP Grey

    • @agentswaggerbchannel
      @agentswaggerbchannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It took me about 25 tries to get it. Damn.

  • @strangent404a7
    @strangent404a7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    If my phone knows more than me, then I will fuse with it and become the perfect being

    • @shayan-gg
      @shayan-gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      there is only one perfect being, 'Kars'!

    • @zuzka9061
      @zuzka9061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shayan-gg kars with cybernetic implantations

    • @pablorepetto2759
      @pablorepetto2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meatsacks are so conceited

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. And then, if the government can look in your phone, they can look in your _mind_!

  • @MrChip123472
    @MrChip123472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Honestly pegged him as more of an Android guy to be honest.

    • @Enourmousletters
      @Enourmousletters 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +MrChipGardener I still think that.
      But Android don't make no good pun

    • @theeyehead3437
      @theeyehead3437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watch his podcast

  • @FieldMarshalFry
    @FieldMarshalFry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    two videos in one day? WHAT SORT OF HERESY IS THIS!?!?

    • @theendofallthingssubtle7402
      @theendofallthingssubtle7402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Field Marshal Fry The good kind.

    • @bleeters5984
      @bleeters5984 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bolt all the doors! Hammer large pieces of crooked wood between all the windows!

    • @Stormfox93
      @Stormfox93 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Field Marshal Fry Tally-ho field marshal!

    • @KannyKat
      @KannyKat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Field Marshal Fry
      Well technically this is a side video to the original video so it make sense...
      BURN THE HERETICS!!

    • @moebius435
      @moebius435 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Field Marshal Fry you read my mind!

  • @NotMeInc
    @NotMeInc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Or in the case of Grey, I, Robot.

  • @AdrianDiemer
    @AdrianDiemer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like the biggest difference between papyrus and a phone isn't the amount of data.
    It's that a phone can gather information by itself while papyrus needs someone to explicitly write something down on it with the intention to record it.

  • @The51stDivision
    @The51stDivision 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I now have a sudden urge to rewatch Ghost in the Shell the 1995 anime that basically predicted everything you just said.

    • @OniNeko.
      @OniNeko. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +The 51st Division I much prefer the anime Stand Alone Complex(both seasons) compared to the movie. But I still love the movie. My only complaint with it *SPOILER* was in the ending when she ends up using the shell of a child. It just kinda ruined the entire moment and seriousness of it all for me. I wish they'd just showed her using her usual shell. Other than that, no complaints.

    • @clintross7778
      @clintross7778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just like in Back to the Future when they have a video conference and it showed the person's home address, immediate family members, phone number, etc. But think about it, we give all of those things away on a daily basis without even thinking about it; via geolocations, etc

    • @bbbbmmm-ui3ht
      @bbbbmmm-ui3ht 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone say anime

  • @snaaail
    @snaaail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    When people say you only use 10% of the brain, cringe

    • @thewoodenbowl9947
      @thewoodenbowl9947 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +AJHedges The people who say that probably use only 10% of their brains themselves.

    • @snaaail
      @snaaail 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correct

    • @Jay-fl5yr
      @Jay-fl5yr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You just quoted his misconceptions video

    • @weldin
      @weldin 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AJHedges Well, they do.

    • @Zackeizer96
      @Zackeizer96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +AJHedges I'm pretty sure Grey knows the '10% of your brain' thing is not true. Notice how he is saying the words.... "much of it wrong" as the text is on the screen, signifying that he knows that statement is wrong.

  • @kcwidman
    @kcwidman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    WHAT IS GOING ON. 2 VIDEOS IN ONE DAY, IT MUST BE FOR MY BIRTHDAY. #hellointernet

    • @Sinlinara
      @Sinlinara 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Kai Widman Happy Birthday, Tim. :D

    • @kcwidman
      @kcwidman 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sinlinara Timmita

    • @Sinlinara
      @Sinlinara 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy Birthday, Timmita. :D \ o /

    • @TitvsCaivs
      @TitvsCaivs 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy birthday

    • @jonahlee8894
      @jonahlee8894 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happy birthday TIM

  • @kfranceschini3151
    @kfranceschini3151 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I feel like the title of this video is an allusion to the essay "I, Pencil" by Leonard E. Read. Different perspectives but they touch on a similar theme.

    • @pablorepetto2759
      @pablorepetto2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The title may well be, but the content is not.
      Read's essay is about the power of the market to coordinate human creativity and industriousness into products that no single man could possibly create.
      Grey's essay is about the way that the use of precedent as a mechanism to extend law means that judges must be placed under public scrutiny, lest they write laws that defy the will of the people.

  • @Ubeogesh
    @Ubeogesh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    no, i'd rather them read my phone. Worst thing there is porn bookmarks. And since porn itself isn't stored, i'm not an outlaw (storing porn is illegal here...)

    • @petersmythe6462
      @petersmythe6462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      are you an outlaw because of what's in your mind?

    • @Ubeogesh
      @Ubeogesh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that's when the law is going to fuck us all up...
      better find a girlfriend before that xD

    • @m76mat66
      @m76mat66 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where tf r u

    • @Ubeogesh
      @Ubeogesh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Risen Phoenix
      Belarus

    • @m76mat66
      @m76mat66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ubeogesh You are the first person I've met from Belarus, congrats

  • @tiscotisa9731
    @tiscotisa9731 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    two videos? MIRACLE

  • @stevenbandes584
    @stevenbandes584 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sometimes I get frustrated with CGP Grey's update schedule or lack there of, and then he comes out with a video like this. and it feels like my eyes are opened in a new way for the first time. Thank you Grey. It's always worth the wait. Never rush.

  • @NavnikBHSilver
    @NavnikBHSilver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    A phone is an extension of my computer which is an extension of myself.

  • @yourdonkeysowrong5987
    @yourdonkeysowrong5987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:12 yes I remember my location. It didn't change for last 5 months
    0:15 I don't have friends.

  • @ImpossibleAsymptote
    @ImpossibleAsymptote 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    But Grey, there is one other item I keep in arm's reach at all times! My glasses. Though, that sorta makes your argument for you.

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You keep your glasses in arm's reach even when taking a shower?
      Yes, yes, you could argue that people don't have their phones in arm's reach during showers either, but some people actually do, waterproof phone cases exist for that exact reason
      Granted, I _did_ once forget to take my glasses off before shower time, and somehow didn't notice until I was done, but that was not a conscious decision on my part

    • @bruhette4533
      @bruhette4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Deathnotefan97 they could also be for other humid environments, or even construction sites and other places where ruggedness is the norm

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does your glasses know more about you than your phone?

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Deathnotefan97 You bring your phone *into* the shower?

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reinatr4848 I don't, but there are people who do

  • @Dinklemin
    @Dinklemin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "don't worry! i'll only read your mind this one time. promise!"

    • @y__h
      @y__h 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah damn

    • @PhilThomas
      @PhilThomas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dinklemin "It's very important, see, everyone else agrees you should let me, and only me, read your mind."

  • @user-jt4mc2zt3f
    @user-jt4mc2zt3f 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "how long has your phone been more that an arms reach away"
    Me: *Thinks of the 10 times ive lost my phone for more than a day* Around 1,000 hour

  • @jakelastname9545
    @jakelastname9545 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you, these are the reasons I also saw that rightfully stood and should continue standing between the FBI and our phones, and ultimately, our privacy.

  • @rrni2343
    @rrni2343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    1:05 What happens in Amsterdam stays on your iPhone.

  • @RobKinneySouthpaw
    @RobKinneySouthpaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Yep, slippery slope fallacy is not a fallacy when the slope is in fact both real and slippery.

    • @RobKinneySouthpaw
      @RobKinneySouthpaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No, I'm saying it's not a fallacy when the conclusions follow from the premises. If the premise is "all laws can serve as foundations for future laws." and "this is a law". Then the conclusion"this law can serve as a foundation for future laws" is not a fallacy.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, I agree that that is how fallicies work. Fallacies require an error of some sort, so, no error leaves no space for a fallacy.

    • @1oo1540
      @1oo1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s never a fallacy. It’s fallacious to think that just because a logical chain is long it’s weak. It isn’t

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Though, in arguments that _don't_ set legal precedent, people _do_ tend to get their mule up a minaret and entrench too deep over small stuff. Which is why slippery slope is called a fallacy.

  • @PompomYourkey
    @PompomYourkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    more like: I, computer.
    because I use my computer more than by phone and I keep it closer to me than my phone.

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My computer _is_ my phone. Though I kind of wish it didn't work as a phone...

  • @jobriq5
    @jobriq5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'd much rather have someone be able to read my phone than my mind.... Of course, I don't have a smart phone so it just has my contacts and boring text messages.

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone with a smartphone, I'd probably still rathe them read my phone, because while I might not consciously remember a lot of details about myself, it's all still in the brain somewhere

  • @suburiboy
    @suburiboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "This move is not about future moves"

    • @SheikhEddy
      @SheikhEddy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jacob Mccann It's about revenge.

    • @notrequired2014
      @notrequired2014 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sheikh Eddy Dun Dun Dun...

  • @feedfancier
    @feedfancier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    1:11 that's my fetish.

    • @soundiboi1749
      @soundiboi1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I finally got the timing right, 2 years but I finally got the timing right.

    • @totally2117
      @totally2117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can just slow the play back speed

    • @user-hd4wf5gq8r
      @user-hd4wf5gq8r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Soundiboi what?

    • @t3dsos664
      @t3dsos664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      reaper. It has a photo

    • @awesomeninja1311
      @awesomeninja1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      137 is 1 3 away from 1337

  • @davidml1023
    @davidml1023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "At some point, a difference of amount becomes a difference of kind". That's probably the smartest thing I've heard in a while.

  • @helikopterelidojosa5479
    @helikopterelidojosa5479 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best and the most concisely put video about "why privacy and security matter", to date.

  • @conzay
    @conzay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Anyone see that one frame easter egg at 1:11?

    • @over2408
      @over2408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have seen it, but i couldn't see what it was showing.

    • @jeremya8542
      @jeremya8542 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      what

    • @nitin3o3
      @nitin3o3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Connor Chappel Freddy's (Scooby Doo) head on the left stickman. Nothing fancy.

    • @claeshenriksson5702
      @claeshenriksson5702 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Connor Chappel Yup, who is it?

    • @croneryveit9070
      @croneryveit9070 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Connor Chappel Its a cartoon character's head replacing the left stickmans head.

  • @brentbousquet
    @brentbousquet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    two videos in one day, man grey must have his work lightbulb cranked.

  • @RolandMcGruner
    @RolandMcGruner 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    brilliant video, I learned a lot, it helped me frame/understand what I already know/have seen, and is an excellent kick off on looking into a subject I have very little understanding in. Thank you CPG Grey!

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "There's no device that's with you 24/7 other than a phone." Clothing is a device which protects me from the elements (and certain potential legal entanglements). Eyeglasses are a device which render my blindness into something functional and, since doing anything without them is an exercise in frustration if not outright impossibility, are never further than arm's reach. My keys are always to hand. I also know people who are never without a good knife.

  • @Harrs2
    @Harrs2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To clarify on the 'only using 10% of your brain' thing. It's sarcastic. He says 'much of it wrong' when showing the image.
    It's almost like the audio and video have a temporal relationship, OMG!

  • @Nertez
    @Nertez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just because my phone remembers my conversations and locations that doesn't me it KNOWS me better than myself.

    • @coreylando6608
      @coreylando6608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Nerte I guess it depends on your definition of "know."

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAT IS KNOWING?
      WHO IS NEXT?
      YOU DECIDE!

  • @fuckenps3
    @fuckenps3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    More like in 5 days I'll forget this whole week.

  • @clementine_awesomeness
    @clementine_awesomeness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is one of those few things that is even more relevant today then it was half a decade ago

  • @NinjaPirateJedi
    @NinjaPirateJedi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is exactly why I use a flip phone for you know, calling/texting, and a separate computer for everything else.
    Still a fully functioning adult, and life continues.

    • @MrRayne911
      @MrRayne911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +NinjaPirateJedi meta data about your location/phone calls/sms can still be harvested like mushrooms after rain.

  • @Art1611
    @Art1611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Two great videos; a carefully written analysis of the issue of encryption and our relationship with our phones. Great job.

  • @noshei21
    @noshei21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is by far the best video I have seen on this topic. I've generally sided toward give them access, but this video really brought up a very good and very valid point.

  • @ImprintYoungAdults
    @ImprintYoungAdults 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant. Very important to raise awareness of these issues.
    Breaking into a terrorists phone today leads to breaking into a "terrorists" phone tomorrow leads to breaking into your phone next week.

  • @OldMan9184
    @OldMan9184 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You changed my mind on the data privacy subject. Thank you!

  • @karlsson8439
    @karlsson8439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    anyone that wants to read my mind has to go through me and my three cybernetic arms first!

    • @5kastubh5
      @5kastubh5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Karlsson heh heh heh. ahem. mature noises.

    • @mattsven
      @mattsven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Karlsson I'm sure they can't read it remotely, right? Surely your mind can't connect to the internet or interface with other devices...

    • @jbc17c
      @jbc17c 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Matt Sven Not yet...

    • @one_froggiboi1564
      @one_froggiboi1564 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      "With these upgrades you never stood a chance"

    • @souldisparity3083
      @souldisparity3083 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Karlsson like your picture

  • @jackiegarrison9300
    @jackiegarrison9300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    well said! concise, clear, to the point, and lays out what's at stake so well.

  • @CBG232x5
    @CBG232x5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4 years later: Eventually a difference of amount is a difference in kind had deeply influenced my thinking.
    Also rewatching all of Cgp Grey is A. Time.

  • @TorbeenMC
    @TorbeenMC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOVE U GRAY!!!! Watched the first video, went and got food, came back and was sad about not having ALL OF THE GRAY ALL OF THE TIME, went back on channel to relive some old videos for the 9999th time and find a NEW ONE TO FILL MY GRAY ADDICTION!!!!! THANK YOU ALL OF THE MUCH

  • @HisCarlnessI
    @HisCarlnessI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Substitute phone for computer and this applies to me. I use burner phones, usually just to arrange transportation/communicate professionally. Don't need anything fancy when I have two kickass gaming machines back home.

  • @pollytheparrot46
    @pollytheparrot46 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    how much shit do you have on your phone? The most embarrassing thing someone could find on my phone is the lack of friends I have.

    • @fy8798
      @fy8798 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Polly The Parrot
      Bank data, movement data. The latter alone can get you into so much trouble if it were available the way the FBI wanted - all that is needed to happen is that your name comes up, because a suspect has a similar name. Your phone is checked (without you even knowing - external access), you happened to have movement data near that of a terrorist, bam you're answering questions in a dark cell with no hope of even hearing an attourney.
      Scary nonsense? No, a reality for many people that had no contacts to any sort of terrorism, yet were caught in the net anyway - including getting shipped to Guantanamo. On terrorism, you're guilty unless proven innocent.

    • @michaelsheridan215
      @michaelsheridan215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Fen Y you are stretching. while i agree that the government should not have access to our data, the FBI hasnt moved anyone from US to Guantanamo. They have no authority to do something along those lines. Not even the CIA has moved someone from US to Guantanamo. Only 1 US citizen was ever held there and he was arrested in Afghanistan.
      Now back to the FBI... they need more than a name and a place to hold someone without seeing an attorney. and they have no authority to move people offshore. there needs to be a clear and eminent threat in order for them to get a judge to sign off on holding someone without seeing an attorney.
      so overall the message is correct in regards to fighting government surveillance, but spewing fearmongering nonsense doesn't help. We get mad at the government when they use the fear of terror to push laws. Well you are using the fear of surveillance to fight the government. It is no better than what they are doing. Facts should be the primary motivator, not fear.

    • @pollytheparrot46
      @pollytheparrot46 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fen Y I don't keep bank data on my phone. If you do, you might want to rethink that. what happens when you loose it? And if i were afraid of the government tracking my movements, I wouldn't let my phone access my location. If you're still paranoid that they're going to track you, then get rid of your phone. It's that easy.

    • @Carltoncurtis1
      @Carltoncurtis1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Polly The Parrot No embarrassing shit on your phone? Good for you, you special snowflake. Just means this conversation isn't about you. I can just hear idiots in the future, _"sure for Govt can probe my brain at anytime! I have nothing to hide cuz theres nothing in there!"_

    • @pollytheparrot46
      @pollytheparrot46 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HotSkull Going from collecting data on suspected terrorists to probing your brain to read your sub-conscience is a bit of a leap, don't you think? That technology doesn't exist-likely never will. And if it did, there is a clear difference between reading someone mind and reading the drunk texts they sent.
      Seriously, what the hell do you keep on you phone that's so incriminating. Will the fuzz find pics of you and your boys getting stoned on 4/20? Is your girlfriend going to find out about your side chicks? Do you keep the coordinates of the bodies you've hidden in your contacts or something?

  • @lil_lyrix
    @lil_lyrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Him: *What other object stays an arm length away almost always? Probably nothing.*
    My clothes: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @adithyastren6218
      @adithyastren6218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But you change your clothes on a near daily basis (I hope). Then they spend quite a while far away from you before you use them again. Do you change your phone on a daily basis?

    • @Pyrodiac
      @Pyrodiac ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adithyastren6218 Love love that "you change your clothes on a near daily basis (I hope)" XD...
      I feel called out.

  • @heckyes
    @heckyes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Too many plebs don't understand technology and how integral to modern life it has become.

  • @JonaWilliamson
    @JonaWilliamson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love the new precedent you set with today's upload schedule!

  • @vinq8621
    @vinq8621 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    CGP Grey is the king of “Quality over Quantity”, and the qualities only getting better

  • @yukko_parra
    @yukko_parra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    australia has gone one foot on the slope...
    hope someone claws back up quickly

  • @Vandreand
    @Vandreand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    two videos in one day? Today is a great day!

  • @AndrishhRS
    @AndrishhRS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What is happening. 2 videos in one day?

  • @stoppi89
    @stoppi89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have become very active recently. I like it very much. Your videos might not bee _as_ polished, but the information is still there, in its former glory (interesting, short, easy to understand but very thoughtprovoking). Also I don't have a problem if you bring some of these kinds of videos, where it's less about understanding the system and more about spreading an idea.

  • @Tsanislav
    @Tsanislav 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad to see you making awesome videos again, keep up the good work!

  • @blazearmoru
    @blazearmoru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    AHH. A HIDDEN VIDIO! :o

  • @ismail_sarikaya
    @ismail_sarikaya 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works :D

    • @309387421
      @309387421 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ismail Sarikaya "That's not how the force works!" -Solo
      I'm sorry that was too tempting

    • @jpr90
      @jpr90 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ismail Sarikaya I unfriend you.

  • @mabeI
    @mabeI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " A bunch of photos you _thought_ were safe, but *_aren't_* " i feel like theres a story behind this

  • @koshi6505
    @koshi6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Phones are like glasses. You have them with you enough until you feel they are a part of you and you're diminished when you don't have it.

  • @BDKing77
    @BDKing77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Walls are weak.

  • @ZOMGbies
    @ZOMGbies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It is more accurate to mention that the reason laws are built atop one another is NOT just because thats how it works, but because a court deciding today's case will make use of the reasoning and discourse in a previous related case. Assuming the court today is on the same hierarchical tier, the previous case is not binding. Basically the court says "Hmm this is a tricky issue, it will take me a long time to think fully on the matter. I can cut this time down drastically by starting at what was until today considered the end of the matter"
    We don't follow precedents just 'cause. We examine previous reasoning, apply it to the current context, and examine whether or not the conclusion reached should be the same given the differences in the case and in society today.
    Although this places significantly more weight on the highest courts in the land getting their decisions right.
    Legislation however, is not built upon other laws. Its more like an etchasketch, except you can erase parts of the image or the whole or just add to it (and then its the courts job to tell us whether its a train or a bus or a guy surfing). The only way legislation is built atop older laws is through complacency or a desire to extend rather than repeal.
    Despite some faults in the reasoning (Its possible you were just trying to simplify), your conclusions are entirely accurate

  • @lacoma631
    @lacoma631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw that thumbnail and was suddenly inspired to write a short horror story about an iPhone becoming sentient and malevolent.

  • @DeHeld8
    @DeHeld8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "at some moment a difference of amount becomes a difference of kind". Grey is getting all Hegelian on our asses here.

  • @Unlyricallyrics
    @Unlyricallyrics 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Anyone else only use their phone for calling people?
    I wouldn't mind someone going through my phone - there's nothing there.

    • @thegreencactus6072
      @thegreencactus6072 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calling someone is so 80s. Use Skype.

    • @Shangori
      @Shangori 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Unlyricallyrics
      I use it to read lightnovels, watch tv or movies, keep my schedule and talk to my family through whatsapp.
      Oh and watch youtube videos when on the crapper

    • @Unlyricallyrics
      @Unlyricallyrics 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Green Cactus I use skype but i don't really know how the calling with skype thing works.

    • @Unlyricallyrics
      @Unlyricallyrics 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shangori
      I think phones are too incredibly slow to do anything. And the screens are so small too, watching anything from them is a pain.

    • @maxresdefault_
      @maxresdefault_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Unlyricallyrics I have a nokia brick. I laugh at how attached people in my year are to their phone.

  • @kbash8266
    @kbash8266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:42 That Good Will Hunting reference tho 😂😂😂

  • @alveolate
    @alveolate 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    probably the best application of the slippery slope on the internet.
    appropriately, also the most terrifying moral panic.

  • @cromtuiseagain
    @cromtuiseagain 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I should probably have a physical paper ledger for important stuff as well to be safe. Losing all that info inside your phone (passwords, appointments, investments) is devastating, so it would be kind of a safety net to have a physical copy of said info.

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I don't see too many people actually implanting computer chips into their brains. Would you want to live with all those god damn pop up ads appearing inside your head? Especially when you're driving?

    • @SbotTV
      @SbotTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +YourPalAL Then don't install those programs. Write your own. Do you know what prevents newcomers from learning to program the most? Syntax. Today's computers can't communicate with people easily, so we invent programming languages with consistent syntax which are then compiled into machine code. When you put chips in your head, they won't just understand your clear, English thoughts. They will understand the true meaning behind every thought you have. It won't be like English, where a sentences can be restructured, words can be replaced with hundreds of synonyms, and phrases can have completely different meanings depending on which syllable is stressed. The computer will understand you at a level beneath language. You will use the chip in your head like you use your arm. Programming languages will become a thing of the past. Sharing source code would be tricky, like trying to share music whilst being unable to read it, but one assumes a kind of telepathy could be devised with which one could convey the meaning behind programs without words.

    • @itisdevonly
      @itisdevonly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +YourPalAL As if we'll still be driving when that happens! Self-driving cars already exist today, even if they're not in use yet for legal reasons.

    • @1984Phalanx
      @1984Phalanx 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hannah Elisabeth Only if the free market accepts them, and they won't. A car that parks itself was already tried and people said "nope." In fact one of their competitors advertised their own car as made for "drivers who can park themselves." lol :p

    • @beatlejinx4714
      @beatlejinx4714 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SbotTV *Clap Clap

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1984Phalanx As if this isn't massively different than that, the "self-parking cars" probably failed because not a lot of people had access AND it wasn't enough of a selling-point to replace current cars. This, on the other hand, can almost completely eliminate traffic jams, a good percentage of accidents and arguably: it can eliminate the need for current auto insurance.

  • @TheAres1999
    @TheAres1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Amish have joined the chat... er public square.

  • @marinettegranger3169
    @marinettegranger3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Do you remember every location at every moment of your day”
    Me lying on the bed all day during the lockdown watching TH-cam: *YES*

  • @hasanmuhammad6651
    @hasanmuhammad6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Giventhe choice of someone reading your mind or reading your phone. If you seriously think about it, you'd probably pick the former."
    *Rickrolls them*

  • @brivjr5634
    @brivjr5634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Your brain holds a tiny bit of information: much of it wrong" He said this literally as the brains bubble read "I only use 10% of my brain."

  • @ChrisNihilus
    @ChrisNihilus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    All that effort to get the hidden frame at 1:11... and i didn't get the joke.

    • @G_Genie
      @G_Genie 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Chris Nihilus
      Crap. Are there hidden frames in every cgpgrey video?

    • @dep2024
      @dep2024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Chris Nihilus that's my fetish meme

    • @G_Genie
      @G_Genie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bill Wood i.imgur.com/RspJyHy.gif

    • @bobobobas3766
      @bobobobas3766 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Chris Nihilus i got the joke! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha its just for the upper intelligent people in this country... its fefenetly not for everybody! #LOLinyourownass

    • @ChrisNihilus
      @ChrisNihilus 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you, Genocidal. I didn't know that meme.

  • @michaelbfdiiwong523
    @michaelbfdiiwong523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    about the question of choosing between my mind and my phone, I have a small rebuttal: although I forgot most things, I would still remember all the passwords, so that accessing my brain means gaining access of all of my online account on top of my phone and computer.

  • @nicholaswilliams6475
    @nicholaswilliams6475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    in the chess game example, black just blundered his queen.

  • @aerendyll
    @aerendyll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *stares at old brick-shaped phone that barely sees any use*
    Somehow, I don't think I should be worried about people reading my phone.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +aerendyll I use my iPhone as I used to use my old Nokia 3310, alarm clock.. and play games, I played snake on the Nokia, and on my iPhone I play slightly more modern games, but that's all, I have 10 contacts... My mom and my dad, and my sister and 7 friends... I'm not that worried, unless depressing pictures of how bad the weather is became illegal...

    • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Breaking news: Trump bans all climate change evidence; that includes any weather that is not sunny and clear. Enjoy your time in jail, climate change monger."
      That could happen...

  • @knate44
    @knate44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whelp. I'm joining my Amish Brethren in Pennsylvania. It's been fun!

  • @noahlehman-borer4467
    @noahlehman-borer4467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this having purchased a phone literally hours ago, I can confirm that my phone has never been more than an arm's length away.

  • @whoisdems8872
    @whoisdems8872 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always found some very good arguments when slippery slope didn't apply. It applies only when you cannot be even within the ballpark regarding the prediction of future events.