Actually they're all about awful weather and even more awful food. Actually, upon reflection , I suppose their tomfoolery without being drunk is the only thing that separates them from the Soviets.
@@PoutingTrevor I am not American. Good job, you mongoose. I'll also add to my list of similarities "Being total little skirts that don't understand a joke." (A hint: You never used to be like this)
"the thing about war is that morale is-" "what if you only got into being a soldier so that you could wear blackface?" Good job nick, steering the conversation in the right direction.
The film "Drive-Thru" 2007 was rated as containing "blackface", but the reality is that one character has on camo face paint during a scene which is a blend of dark green, brown, and black. I guess either some idiot or some algorithm detection couldn't tell the difference lol.
dude thanks a ton for cutting this together, dunno if you're involved with the podcast but i got introduced to this from youtube rec's, your editing is immaculate and i'm definitely gonna go listen to the cast soon because of it
I don't know why but Stav mistaking David Lean as Ang Lee and sounding excited that the Bridge on the River Kwai was made by Ang Lee is possibly the funniest bit ever on this show.
@@Mace907 I immediately thought of a black woman after reading this comment. What does this prove? Mr. Feeny held me down and he fucked me in my mouth.
"Why are they building a bridge for the Japanese. Because they want to thank the Japanese for their lovely hospitality at this exotic luxurious retreat from WW2
I'm glad to see a man who truly understands British culture. The empire was just a very elaborate jape that was too ironic for other countries to understand.
Stav seems not to understand that there were no mass produced machine made clothes back in 1940s and even 1950s, wasn't until the 60s that it started to become the norm. All the suits back when everyone wore suits were tailored hand made by a tailor who would measure you and make you clothes that fit, much like the cobbler who measured your foot dimensions and cobbled you a new pair of shoes. This is why everybody wore suits and nice shoes all the time because they fit properly and were indeed very comfortable. We can hardly even fathom it now because we've become so accustomed to this world of machine made garbage "one size fits all" bullshit "Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large" garbage. Vietnam war was just a scam by the military industrial complex to get land secured in Vietnam to set up textiles manufacturing factories, easily done once the army burned down the jungle with the DuPont made napalm. War is a racket.
Yeah same. Just found them last night and I havent literally laughed out loud and had a real gut wrenching chuckle for a while till I found this channel. A lot of the comments are from days ago or less, did a lot of people recently discover this?
This is a great movie btw, for anyone who's into film. It's a really captivating meditation on responsibility, duty, and stockholm syndrome- it's almost an allegory for the paradoxical moral conflicts of any modern solider.
I found this video after just watching this movie for the first time and 5:08 made me laugh uncontrollably. It's like being almost finished watching Jaws and someone going "hold up....that's a SHARK!!?!?!"
The girls are Thai. The actual bridge is in Kanchanaburi, Thailand. The movie is based on a book by the Frenchman Pierre Boule and is a great story that never happened. The bridge was knocked out by American bombers from Chongqing China.
Hitler / Has only got one ball / Göring / Has two, but very small / Himmler / [rest] Has something similar / While poor ol' Goebbels / Has no balls / At all
From what he's described, Stav really sounds like the most insufferable person to watch movies with. Just imagine trying to have a decent conversation about it afterwards with him.
Somewhere along the way I made the mistake of think Stav was actually secretly smart. He went to one of the better schools in Baltimore (it was Poly but that's the best you can do in Baltimore). He went to college. I tricked myself into think he wasn't a complete moron but he really is.
I like your guys stuff, but this was a real thing that people went through, I’ve been there, I’ve ridden those tracks. The Japanese had to use prisoners to build it because the local Thai and Burmese villagers wouldn’t even work in the jungles and heat for money. The Japanese needed the tracks built.
Yeah, in Austalia we learn about the Sandakan death marches. After Singapore fell so many British troops were captured they had them put to work building roads, bridges, and airfields. Eventually they just marched them to death. 3,000 men, six Australians survived
Fun fact: they blew up a real bridge and that was a real train
Fun Fact: it looks nothing like a model train
i looked it up cause i didn't believe you. damn, they had some balls back in the day.
jemimallah he’s just used to being right, but yeah that was super dumb of him
CGI played a part in destroying moviemaking.
jemimallah also geisha weren’t prostitutes.
Stav’s inability to understand movies is amazing
Just like a chick
Every now and then he has a pretty good insight about something. But the vast majority he has the brain of a yellow labrador.
He is peak bugman
So why was Alec Guinness trying to save the bridge?
@@matthillfromcollege4109 Because he's a gay man
"British people are all about tomfoolery and general silliness"
I can confirm this is true
Actually they're all about awful weather and even more awful food.
Actually, upon reflection , I suppose their tomfoolery without being drunk is the only thing that separates them from the Soviets.
@@UnitSe7en Look who learnt everything they know about Britain from Family Guy
@@PoutingTrevor I am not American. Good job, you mongoose. I'll also add to my list of similarities "Being total little skirts that don't understand a joke."
(A hint: You never used to be like this)
@@UnitSe7en Should of guessed. Americans tend to be funny
@@PoutingTrevor Zing! However, unfortunately obviously desperate. Just take the loss on the chin. Stiff upper lip and all that.
I love clips where Adam contributes, it's like finding a very rare, very gay gemstone
Charles Châtenay for President 1900 - everyone likes to shit on Adam, but he’s crucial to the Cum Town gayness.
3DHeadCreeps
Some might even say that Adam is the gayest of them all.
Charles Châtenay for President 1900 Madam Adams Bespoke contribution
Like an opal.
"Very gay gemstone" is a bit redundant, no?
"the thing about war is that morale is-"
"what if you only got into being a soldier so that you could wear blackface?"
Good job nick, steering the conversation in the right direction.
Artist.
The film "Drive-Thru" 2007 was rated as containing "blackface", but the reality is that one character has on camo face paint during a scene which is a blend of dark green, brown, and black.
I guess either some idiot or some algorithm detection couldn't tell the difference lol.
@@dsprocks that is hilariously stupid
I hope someone got offended by it
"I'm not racist, I'm sneaky."
my favorite nick quote i think
Hiiiiiii, Sneaky
I'm just a birdy too...
Had me dead
Justin trudeau?
The Assassination of A Bridge by The Coward Alec Guiness.
you saved me 161 minutes. thank you.
@@michaeldeguzman8675 bruh you can't just skip out on a classic like that
More like major shavers
More like 5 am@@nihaalsandim9986
I'm glad they think that Japanese houses consist of floors, rice paper, and screen doors
do they not? Ive never been to japan
I don't think you'll need to defend against them
And they karate chop the doors
"Careful now, that's weight bearing rice"
@@P_steez Every single time they enter or leave the house
dude thanks a ton for cutting this together, dunno if you're involved with the podcast but i got introduced to this from youtube rec's, your editing is immaculate and i'm definitely gonna go listen to the cast soon because of it
Thanks brother. I’m just a fan of the cast myself, glad you’re enjoying the edits :)
@@ClangersTV yeah man, top fucking notch!!
@@ClangersTV What is this podcast?
The name of the podcast is in the title of the video
@@enterthedragon9427 Bridge town
I don't know why but Stav mistaking David Lean as Ang Lee and sounding excited that the Bridge on the River Kwai was made by Ang Lee is possibly the funniest bit ever on this show.
I could never watch a movie with Stav, I would lose my fucking mind.
William holden yelling kill him is actually him telling us to kill stav because be keeps ruining movies
"Are these Cambodians, what are these chi- uh ladies?"
Stavros "the mind" halkias
Chicks
He was definetely gonna say chicks
“George Clooney’s wife raped someone”
“Uh SHE HAS A NAME”
😂
Stavs attention span can only be measured in nanoseconds.
Do you think Stav watches horror movies and shouts "Don't go in there!" at the screen?
Yeah like an obese black woman, who coincidentally he shares a body type with
@@Mace907 Stav is an obese black woman in literally every way except hue
"Haha! That chick was so gay!"
-Stav watching 'I spit on your grave.'
@@Mace907 I immediately thought of a black woman after reading this comment. What does this prove?
Mr. Feeny held me down and he fucked me in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure everyone does that. What are you just going to sit there and not roast the B.
"Why are they building a bridge for the Japanese.
Because they want to thank the Japanese for their lovely hospitality at this exotic luxurious retreat from WW2
"that was the point of the British empire" is so fucking funny
I love how Stav just doesn't get storytelling.
"You see, British people are all about tomfoolery."
I'm glad to see a man who truly understands British culture.
The empire was just a very elaborate jape that was too ironic for other countries to understand.
And general silliness!
10:35
“People would go to theaters in suits”
“Yeah but people would dress up in suits to go to lynchings”
Stav seems not to understand that there were no mass produced machine made clothes back in 1940s and even 1950s, wasn't until the 60s that it started to become the norm.
All the suits back when everyone wore suits were tailored hand made by a tailor who would measure you and make you clothes that fit, much like the cobbler who measured your foot dimensions and cobbled you a new pair of shoes.
This is why everybody wore suits and nice shoes all the time because they fit properly and were indeed very comfortable.
We can hardly even fathom it now because we've become so accustomed to this world of machine made garbage "one size fits all" bullshit "Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large" garbage.
Vietnam war was just a scam by the military industrial complex to get land secured in Vietnam to set up textiles manufacturing factories, easily done once the army burned down the jungle with the DuPont made napalm.
War is a racket.
@@dsprocks War is gay. Know what I'm sayin?
as appose to going to a lynching in your pajamas
@@dsprocks Damn.
When five frat guys are also film majors.
Just realised that's why I like it
*wish they were film majors
and are gay
Five?
@@killerx9009 stav counts as 3
I just found your guy's vids and I haven't laughed on TH-cam like this in forever
Yeah same. Just found them last night and I havent literally laughed out loud and had a real gut wrenching chuckle for a while till I found this channel. A lot of the comments are from days ago or less, did a lot of people recently discover this?
Probably. I fuckn did
@@DoppSkates i did too came up in recommendations
welcome to the gay rabbit hole
"its about some British dude who doesn't want to do work" LOL
he's not wrong lol. he was fine with the underlings working just not him
Stav sperging over films > Nick sperging over video games
This is a great movie btw, for anyone who's into film. It's a really captivating meditation on responsibility, duty, and stockholm syndrome- it's almost an allegory for the paradoxical moral conflicts of any modern solider.
Stockholm syndrome isnt real
buzzword billy
it's a dope movie with great suspense and the conflict within a mans mind
@@lobronjames7615 no you just don't understand him/ haven't bothered to understand him.
It's a great movie about being gay with Japs
I love how everything Adam says makes a fuck ton of sense and is very practical
This is the best they've ever failed to get a plot ever. It's almost ... too good
We watched this every year in ROTC classes. For whatever reason I loved it.
“For whatever reason” Its legitimately a great movie, that’s probably why you liked it
12:22 "is this how you watch every movie?"
"NO! DARTH VADER'S THE BAD GUY!"
.... HE'S FUCKIN THE WHOLE SHIT UP!
I lost it at the tomfoolery line. The way it was delivered is what clinches it.
These guys been coming in clutch during the lockdown.
Such clutch
Clutch? As in a handbag a lady carries under her arm?
as long as you dont accidentally put it in reverse.
and as long as you dont burn up the clutch
I found this video after just watching this movie for the first time and 5:08 made me laugh uncontrollably.
It's like being almost finished watching Jaws and someone going "hold up....that's a SHARK!!?!?!"
Stav sees one movie from the 50s and thinks they're all 4 hours long.
Stav is both the best and worst person to watch a film with
In the book they fail to blow up the bridge at the end. Imagine Stav if the movie followed the book.
We had to watch this movie in History class and i kinda liked it.
Never thought cumtown commentary would ever exist for it
"War's fucked up man, I don't fuck with it. That's my take on war."
Stav's freak out is a perfect reaction to suspense
I watched this movie today just to hear these guys talk about it. Awesome movie recommendation.
Anything from David Lean is good. Lawrence of Arabia and Dr Zhivago are two other epics I’d recommend from him
These guys have the humor of 13 year olds.
I do too so its awesome.
“Posture so good it gives you spinal problems” in that accent alone makes this vid worth it
Bridge on the river Gay
Fun Fact: The "fun fact" was first created in the 70s by an advertising agency for a Wrigley's chewing gum newspaper ad campaign.
The girls are Thai. The actual bridge is in Kanchanaburi, Thailand. The movie is based on a book by the Frenchman Pierre Boule and is a great story that never happened. The bridge was knocked out by American bombers from Chongqing China.
Easily Stav's most annoying moment. Surprised they let it go on so long before calling it out.
7:56
Who was this, Ang Lee?
Stav thinking he could have made this is hilarious
It was either this one or the one he spent the whole episode crying about how he didn't want to see Joker.
take it easy on stav, hes had a tough year. he hurt his foot and got in a fight with his dad
Next time he'll wear better shoes
@@stydermmb maybe next time he'll have a better dad
Rest in peace to the trains that gave their lives to make this film, let their sacrifice not be in vain.
Yeah, very true fact, they had to do like ten takes that's ten bridges and trains gone kablooey
"I'm not racist I'm sneaky" lmao
I love this! They're like Beavis and Butt-head watching TV.
my roommate had the exact same reaction as Stav, there really is something about this movie when it comes to suspense.
"Not my bridge. I want to FAHK my bridge!" 😂
5:55 “what are these chi- ladies”
When are they going to get to the fireworks factory???
MaxTrax love you’re pfp hell yeah
Havent seen stav this genuinely upset since the time adam didnt buy him a sandwich.
5:53 “Are they like, Cambodian? What are these ch- uh, ladies?” Nice Stav
This is just hardcore MST3K and I love it
Stav could not possibly be more bewildered by this movie.
8:45 is such a good description of old school men lol
It's one of the best movies ever made, honestly.
"British people are all about tomfoolery"
Hitla only had one ball
The other is in the Albert hall
His mother. The silly bugger
Chooped it off when he was small
Hitler /
Has only got one ball /
Göring /
Has two, but very small /
Himmler /
[rest] Has something similar /
While poor ol' Goebbels /
Has no balls /
At all
@@gloverelaxis Correct!
The lack of yanks knowledge of history makes this so much funnier
Episodes where Stav is the most annoying one are way worse than episodes where Adam is.
Stav is always annoying
@@Fabianwew beat good
@@fripplicious7466 Discipline best
@@Fabianwew pretty based but its gotta be Larks Tounge, I dont make the rules
He's just there as a glorified laugh track. Least Adam can occasionally be funny, Stav just sucks.
Gay Bridge on the River Kwai exists it’s called Merry Christmas, Mr. Laurence.
From what he's described, Stav really sounds like the most insufferable person to watch movies with. Just imagine trying to have a decent conversation about it afterwards with him.
He’s funny what do u mean
Wow,you sound lame
My phone fell in the bath while watching this
stav would shit himself if he could handle half a movie
I watched this on TV yesterday, funny I stumbled onto this video. This movie was very suspensful, although I didn't understand the ending.
🎵Hitler only had one ball, the other was in the Albert hall 🎵
I think it was: Hitler had only one big ball, Goering had two but they were small, Himmler had something similar, but Dr Goebels had no balls at all.
Movies were long back then because they had breaks halfway through the movie, it was an evening event to go out to do
Or a Saturday morning matinee.
This is so deep.
Im sorry, that laugh is hysterical
Somewhere along the way I made the mistake of think Stav was actually secretly smart. He went to one of the better schools in Baltimore (it was Poly but that's the best you can do in Baltimore). He went to college. I tricked myself into think he wasn't a complete moron but he really is.
This movie was the biggest joke of my sophomore year in high school. Good shit
Adam never gets to finish a single sentence. Just like God intended.
"are they cambodian? what are these ch- uh, ladies"
"Hitler had 1 ball and gobels had no balls at all" my old man taught me that one your welcome you tube
That actually was a real train look it up lol
Stav doesn’t give a shit about the movie, he just want’s to see explosions lol
Shame how this is only 13 minutes long.
I'd watch these guys' commentary on a whole series.
8:45 the funniest shit I've ever heard in weeks.
So good!
the other is in the albert hall...
The bridge was in Thailand. Colonel Bogey is the tune. Great content btw. Off for some tomfoolery.
Was it not in Burma.
as soon as I saw the title I just thought "Bridge over river Gay". Adam is more clever than I am, which means I'm funnier.
I like your guys stuff, but this was a real thing that people went through, I’ve been there, I’ve ridden those tracks. The Japanese had to use prisoners to build it because the local Thai and Burmese villagers wouldn’t even work in the jungles and heat for money. The Japanese needed the tracks built.
Yeah, in Austalia we learn about the Sandakan death marches. After Singapore fell so many British troops were captured they had them put to work building roads, bridges, and airfields. Eventually they just marched them to death. 3,000 men, six Australians survived
I've been there, I've worn that blackface, I've fucked those officers in drag.
Too soon?
@@josef2012 It's been 75 years lol
Nah it’s not real. There are no Japanese. They are simply coastal Chinese that broke away
"I'm not racist. I'm sneaky" 🤣
You guys are awesome
Alternate title : Stav's too stupid to watch a movie.
"Is this how you watch every movie?"
There’s commentary and then there’s whatever the fuck Stav is doing lmfao
Stav cried when G-Baby died in Hardball.
A bonus because they built the bridge!!! OMFG!!!
It's hilarious how Stav misses the entire point of the movie.
"I'm not racist I'm sneaky"
idk man im on a 5 episode bender, i wished i knew about you guys earlier
"All continental men look alike." - Nick, thinking Britain is a continent...
I need to listen to this ep while watching this movie, and figure out what time to start the ep lmao
Stav not understanding irony or nuance at all is on brand for him
The correct version of the ditty is:
Hitler! He only had one ball!
The other, is in the Albert Hall!
Good day
On a side note, as a Brit, I enjoyed their impressions of British accents very much, when he said ‘barrel Chester’ he sounded more British than me