@@Spaceman2921 Swastikas have been used all over the world for thousands of years, just because Germans got a little wild in the 30's and 40's shouldn't mean everyone has to stop using it.
@@drpastormartinosempa8930 it's called a bhindi just so you know and pretty sure only women have it. I'm just spreading some information, I didn't actually expect you to know that that's why I'm writing this.
Nick singing Empire State Of Mind in an Indian accent is for some reason causing me to crack. Also Nick is probably crying laughing over the news of internet traffic is the highest it's ever been and entire apps are crashing now because Indians are sending too many "Good Morning!" messages to people.
When i started listening to cum town a couple years ago i would stay up all night drinking, blasting the pod, and playing noita. these vids always give me the strangest sense of nostalgia.
@@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367 He just doesn't show it, Adam knows some shit but he's too much of an abnoxious bitch about it. Still love all of them tho.
Indian Dennis Miller needs to be a recurring character. Or cholo Dennis Miller. Really just any reason for Nick to say racist things in a racist voice.
Nick going to India and using an Indian accent is prob one of my favorite bits of all time. It's pure gold, it's such an obvious place to land yet until we got there we had no idea it was possible to be that ironically racist. Even Indian bot/phone center is paled in comparison and it's not fair. It's gone too far.
@@AMpufnstuf they are the same. From what i heard, pakistanis are basically indian muslims who wanted to live in the stone age so they made their own country. Most importantly they are not gay.
@@uzochiokeke4328 Pakistan was born when North Indian wealthy muslims wanted to make their own religiously homogenous state, and in 24 years it failed spectacularly.
My intro was the halloweentown animated bit about 6 months ago. I couldn’t believe what I’d stumbled across. Some time has passed and my sense of humor is completely ruined
@@johnnyoverpour mine was clangerstv Steven Segal video, I was amused. But then after seeing the fiveish and Bill Cosbys "kids say fkd up stuff" bits I was all in.
Think mine was a clip something like “Stavros Halkias : Too fat for teeth” I didn’t know if they were all legitimate gay men so I went to 69.9 The Bust and they confirmed that only the bug was gay.
Just started but I know it’s going to be full of nuanced takes and accurate representation
Why else would I listen to this podcast?
nerd
Jokes aside most of this representation is pretty accurate
Major Boredom would agree
Nick's racial stereotypes usually are surprisingly nuanced.
lmao Nick's Indian voice is just King Julian from Madagascar
Which is based on an indian lawyer that helped Sacha Baron Cohen with a case
Madagascar is an Indian country.
All hail, DE NEW YORK JIANTS
YES!? WHAT IS IT WORF!?!?
And King Julian is just Nick’s Indian voice
As an Indian, this is very funny. Also, I'm not Indian, but I am gay.
I'm not gay but I am Elliot Page
@@kylemanson1975 I miss Elliot when she was Ellen.
As a gay Indian man who is also not Indian but very gay, hell yeah dude. Also I’m gay.
Same thing
@@KR-ki9hw We all do, king
Damn I wish India was real
I don't have to wish im indian gay
Hell yeah dude
@@GE0attack nice
@@davidh9354 you atatt ur tuittll
It is it’s in arabia
“I’m Pajeet Margera, and this is harass western women on Facebook during your lunch break at a call center.”
I am Printar Dahoovabad,and this is message as many baby jirls as possible.
@@md.shihabsharar8753 Hi I’m Singh-O and this is swim in the Ganges River and not get dysentery
My name is franjeet, and i sheet in the street
im not tryna get my dimk sumked
Hi bunta
COMPUTAR, DEFINE WAGINA
wery niice
**Bagina
WHAT IS IT WARF
Computar Printar
I'm glad there's a translate option for your comment, I can't read Indian
“Black Lives matter?…Matter to who”. Always fuckin kills me
indian dennis miller should get more play
Why are you subscribed to Matt Walsh lol
@@jakewhite8340 lmao idk his voice rocks me to sleep at night
@@RaidenMustDie3594 that sucks
@@jakewhite8340 nothing better than virtue signaling in the comments section of a super racist podcast bit.
Indian Star Trek is probably the most realistic end point of reality
"The chief export of India is unsollicited Facebook messages" lmaooooooooo
I could re-listen to Star Trek: The Indian Generation forever
I want a fleshed out sketch.
Very nice
"Captain, incoming message."
"Open bob, show vagene."
I need to know if they ever find the bebejerl!
"Computer define wagina"
"Vagina - noun - a woman's sexual reproductive organs"
"Very nice..."
“Captain,”
*“YES WHAT IS IT WORF?!?!?”*
Stav asking is apples can freeze might be the dumbest thing he's ever said
I can kinda get his thought process. Some foods taste weird after having been frozen.
@@inFAMOUSBlastshards raspberries r 10x better
Him asking if the Richard Gere museum actually exists is a close second
@@zachhagan6239 yeah what fucking idiot, obviously it exist
Stav couldn't think of the word 'sunk' and said 'reverse floated', that might be #1
i love nick’s excuse of “nobody had smartphones” to explain why he didnt just listen to what that indian kid said about the swastikas
whos gonna listen to an indian?
Um, he was Indian... Of course he didn't listen to him.
It's probably not worth listening to someone trying to justify having swastikas on their clothes
@@fashfront read their pamphlets.
@@Spaceman2921 Swastikas have been used all over the world for thousands of years, just because Germans got a little wild in the 30's and 40's shouldn't mean everyone has to stop using it.
My Indian Friend - Rammit Inmah Ashol - was offended by this.
The red dot on his forehead was a sniper scope....
Got'em!
So was my friend Mitur Binesdurtie
Ma
@@skullcollectorSKIN holy shit what a throwback
@@drpastormartinosempa8930 it's called a bhindi just so you know and pretty sure only women have it. I'm just spreading some information, I didn't actually expect you to know that that's why I'm writing this.
"clearly you've never been to chipotle with me" -Adam doing drive-by Judaism
Drive-by Judaism xD holy shit that's fucking gold haha
thirst responders is top tier content.
Nick singing Empire State Of Mind in an Indian accent is for some reason causing me to crack.
Also Nick is probably crying laughing over the news of internet traffic is the highest it's ever been and entire apps are crashing now because Indians are sending too many "Good Morning!" messages to people.
When i started listening to cum town a couple years ago i would stay up all night drinking, blasting the pod, and playing noita. these vids always give me the strangest sense of nostalgia.
Dude, I love your avi
@@TheRealMattKronik thanks bruh
You shouldn't be nostalgic for that
"Ehhh black lives matterrrrr.......to who". Nick playing with fire as usual, lmfao...
When Nick mentioned the Zaphorossian Cossacks I realised how big the intellectual gap between him and Stav is.
yeah nicks got alot of brain compared to the other two mouth breathers
@@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367 He just doesn't show it, Adam knows some shit but he's too much of an abnoxious bitch about it. Still love all of them tho.
Zaporozhian*
*Zaporizhan, if you want to be precise, my gay brother
@@andrewgetto4110 Zaporizhian*
10:20 is probably my favorite thing nick has ever said
Matter to who? Not Indian deniss Miller lolololol
nice pfp
best part was just nick making fun of stav for not knowing apples could freeze
Ima let u finish but it was star trek India
"computer, define wagina" is the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard in my life i stg
There's baby girls in that nebula
Stavros "the Mind" Halkias doesn't know if apples can freeze
Nick does the fucking star trek door noise when worf enters the bridge
Indian Dennis Miller needs to be a recurring character. Or cholo Dennis Miller. Really just any reason for Nick to say racist things in a racist voice.
You can tell between the Stav filler laugh, and the legit laugh. Lot of legit laughs in this one.
10:20
11:30
Bro thats exactly what i was looking for
Wtf wts???
I can hear the Indian Jackass theme in my head played on a sitar.
Of course nick has an encyclopediac knowledge on nukes
nice lain pfp
First-paragraph-of-wikipediac but yeah.
Thats very nice, sperg ^
As a Trekkie, I would find the premise of this show hilarious. Well, I’m not really a Trekkie, but I am gay.
lmao
Détente is french for relaxation, not playing your enemies against each other but close enough I guess
we have to find da babi jearls
I fucking love this bar!
There's alotta hot guys here!
@@telophasemusic Here comes a whole haggle of cute guys from the local college!
Fully torqued under my sun dress
The Ram Ranch !
Bruh Noita is the fuckin shit, you need to play this more over the episodes
I've played it for 50 hours and can't beat it but I can't stop playing anyway
It looks just like Cave Story
@@ZombieLincoln666 because it's a side scroller in a cave?
These guys might be the best ever, this and Redbar is all I listen to when it comes to comedy podcasts
An Indian man called me and said “heddo bwitney my name is will smith” and all I thought of was this podcast 🤣
Hello babeyjirl
That was me
Hello babygirl
Hell yeah dude
And also I'm gay
Hello baby
Žc CSA
14:52 thank you for such an insightful take Stav
DUDE THAT WOULD FUCK UP THE WHOLE WORLD
I worked at subway as a teen and nick is right on the money.
Every guy needs a baby jerl in their life.
Beatifull 😍😍😍😍
😍❤️😍
Perfect for my lunchbreak
Curry?
Nothing is funnier than an Indian accent. "Let's hear it for New York. These lights will inspire you."
Stav "IT'S CALLED SATAN 2 !!??"
Nick "Yea it can destroy the whole Texas"
started playing noita because of your compilations
I say baby jirl unironically now
My ex girlfriend got stalked home by an Indian once because she was polite to him on the train
classic
That's pathetic
ytt incel liar as alwyas
@@RanvijayRana23 jeets mad 😢
@@MP-ix2jo your snowbunnies always loved me cracka btw Jeet means victorious
"Can apples freeze?"
He's drunk so much liquor and vodka he forgot the concept of things freezing
What
@@MWPRO1000 que
@@MWPRO1000 liquor doesn't freeze at a certain %
This channels a gem ! Laughing from Ireland
That reference to the reply of the zaporozhian cossacks came out of fucking nowhere
just wanted to wish a happy one year anniversary of this clip to all the *sweet baby jurls and hot mamas saved from the river*
“Nick knows a lot about nuclear weapons and then just goes… idk… I’m not sure”
The joke Nick did about just using an Indian accent instead of using the Indian language to translate with people had me dying.
I love when nick pops out something super obscure but intellectual like 'if sultan mehmed wrote a reply letter to the zaporozhian cossacks'
Because of this channel I’ve been playing the fuck out of Noita.
So good to hear that outro again
10:20 best part of the video
Nick going to India and using an Indian accent is prob one of my favorite bits of all time. It's pure gold, it's such an obvious place to land yet until we got there we had no idea it was possible to be that ironically racist. Even Indian bot/phone center is paled in comparison and it's not fair. It's gone too far.
The spinning loading circle lines up with the circle on the flag at the beginning.
They call it the Alpha Quadrant because Stav lives there
Thank you for putting the flag in thumbnail. Couldn't resist to click.
Whenever I'm sad I watch this video
first cause im gay
fax‼️
@22:50 "alright, reparations" 🙌
WTF am I doing here? I'm straight, goddamnit!
मैं समलैंगिक हूं
anyone got a plug for the Indian Stephen Paddock fanfic Nick was talking about at 5:00 ?
Getting a degree from a school with a dirt floor doesn't count
Stav knows so little about fruit
I've watched this about 7 times and it's still hilarious
I wish I loved anything as much as Indian guys love harassing babyjurls
Im indian and i love you guys lol 😂😂😂
Stop fucking recommending me tom segura and nu-bill bur shit youtube.
The black teenager bit at Subway bit is just S tier omfg
I'm Indian and I find this gay.
Now I know about India.
01:26 killed me
I became enraged when my local Dunkin Donuts lost its Indian owners. Dunkin is only authentic when there are Indians behind the counter.
Our dunkin recently changed ownership to an Indian family. Didn't even know this was a thing, but I will admit it's gone uphill since they took over.
K R is tryna keep the Indian man down.
"Alright, reparations."
this compilation made me like noita.
the binding of isaac would be good game to play for these videos
What if you were Isaac and it's the binding of Isaac's mom
When indians order a "Veggie" sandwich it sounds like they are asking for a "Wedgie" sandwich
"This is all good stuff man"
"Yes, Thank you"
Had an Indian scammer try to trick me and a college mate today, and they constantly called me “dear,” after every sentence (am bbg).
Hi baby girl
Hell yeah dude keep up the good work
The only funny thing about Kobe's death is that the pilot was indian.
Noita, god damn, you guys are on my exact wavelength
the taxi driver singing “empire state of mind” will never leave my head
I preferred the previous title “India”
YES!?, WHAT IS IT WORF!?
"This is do some really not chill shit on a bus with your boys"
I'm an Indian-American and I needed to hear this.
You are pakistani
@@uzochiokeke4328 if he says they're the same thing i believe him
@@AMpufnstuf they are the same. From what i heard, pakistanis are basically indian muslims who wanted to live in the stone age so they made their own country.
Most importantly they are not gay.
@@uzochiokeke4328 Pakistan was born when North Indian wealthy muslims wanted to make their own religiously homogenous state, and in 24 years it failed spectacularly.
@@md.shihabsharar8753 lol go sheet in da street pranjeet.
I wonder how many people just found out about Cumtown through Bertcast and this is their first experience LOL
My intro was the halloweentown animated bit about 6 months ago. I couldn’t believe what I’d stumbled across. Some time has passed and my sense of humor is completely ruined
@@johnnyoverpour mine was clangerstv Steven Segal video, I was amused. But then after seeing the fiveish and Bill Cosbys "kids say fkd up stuff" bits I was all in.
@@chocolatitomaravilla3899 what about Indian woke bot
Think mine was a clip something like “Stavros Halkias : Too fat for teeth”
I didn’t know if they were all legitimate gay men so I went to 69.9 The Bust and they confirmed that only the bug was gay.
Thirst Responders is brilliant
India rocks dude
India rocks dudes*
@@John_Malka-tits they rocks womens from what ive heard
@@kingt0295 just the muslims- but Modhi's gonna take care of them. 👌🏻
Hell yeah dude.
Shit and go, shit and go.
I came for the funny impressions, cumtown delivered immediately and repeatedly
Nicks Indian accent is on point
Not including my second ex girlfriend this is the best 30 minutes of my life
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
22:53 had me dying laughing