5:00 - I'm genuinely astonished it took them even 5 minutes to break the Joe Rogan bit down to simply asking Jamie to bring up gay porn on the computer for guests
which isnt even satire because i swear to god i remember him doing it in the early episodes. i remember they pulled up and analyzed the "mr hands" video where a gay dude gets killed by a horse¢o¢k when the horse just immediately hilts him. Joe Rogan is edgier than the cum boys can imagine.
"That's insane. Have you seen the video of the chimp sucking it's own dick? It's _absolutely amazing_ man. Jamie pull that up, you're gonna love this." - Joe, after speaking with Stephen Hawking (Famous gay wheelchair model)
@@doodoobrown7551 just imagining nick clicking on a different Rogan video 1 sec before they end while quietly saying to himself “I’ve never watched a full episode” is both hilarious and very gay
That's racist. Karate is an actual sport, and akidio is all old fat guys that think dragonball z is real. Guess what numbnuts if dragonzall was real you get blown up by a gundam.
Holy shit I’ve heard every analogy under the sun “What if red meant go and green meant stop? What would the implication be???” Is both the most hilarious and on point thing I’ve ever heard about Rogan pod lmao 🤣
I was installing sliding glass doors on some guys house and he was power lifting in the driveway listening to the joe rogan experiece and old info wars podcast like half the day
@@BillyKone oh man he was a character. He had a punching dummy set up in the yard dressed in antifa shit but the thing was set like 8 ft tall and some guy in my work crew told him it was too tall to be antifa 🤣
@@mumkaimusic Tim Heidecker did a pretty funny satire ‘Rogan style podcast’, it’s 1 hour but looped into 12 hours to make fun of the fact that it’s all kinda forgettable rambly ‘stoner’ banter. Way better than fake tv talk shows, so I get why people choose Rogan over the, but I dont listen
"I feel like most Rogan's he's like, he's like: - So what's up, what's your deal? - Well, I run a tech start-up that uses satelites to measure black people skulls" Dude I shit my pants, this is so good
Ok so I’m new here, how does everyone know their names? And also I never see a full original podcast, I only ever see the compilation clips like this. How does this podcast work lol?
@@Fuzzy_MeatPatty first off, I’m gay. Second of all they periodically introduce themselves or call each other by their names. They put almost no effort into the podcast and they get Patreon money from subs who pay for the podcast premiums. They each make about quarter million a year from the podcast but most of us listen to them via clips on TH-cam, which they’re aware of and joke about.
@@ImJuice225 that’s the most we all can hope for usually. Every year or so Adam has a good story or idea worth sharing, the rest of the time he’s as gay as the rest of us.
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, that outro music is just a certified fuckin banger, I've listened to the full track like 15 times now
That makes perfect sense. Kilstein is bottom feeder that latches onto whatever will give him even a crumb of notice. Nick doesn't leave his house except to buy sandwiches and cocaine.
they're trying to satirize joe rogan with joe rogan pulling up gay porn and giving it the Rogan shakedown and they don't realize that the very very early jre episodes where it was just joe and redban high in his office theyve totally done that a few times.
yeah it's a personality flaw/glitch of his,it's not that common now I think but in the past he would do it with anything that might be consider non-kosher by his woke hipster girls, he said this shit about Opie and Anthony,Rogan , Alex Jones etc even though his audience is a cross section of trhose people and chappofruits
I watched jre from day one, now I don't because I picked up all the lies Rogan does & got annoyed with his real and fake personality. That being said, I know enough to make fun of him and knowledge of his schedule.
You're a lucky young man. My moment struck me twixt the eyes in like 1985 and shit. It's been awful like watching the world's slowest motion trainwreck. Truly fucking awful.
lol how was covid the breaking point for you it wasn’t even that bad relatively. the world is perpetually horrible though, shoulda been way before that
dude it's so fucking hard. it's too random and unintuitive imo, kinda frustrating. they should change the wand/spell system because it's way too easy to top yourself without making any reasonable mistake. also a few too many meaningless decisions (eg too many things which are too similar to each other to bother distinguishing, and also too many things which are *never* a good decision) - which is criminal for a roguelike; they're all about making interesting decisions and risks. i really wanted to love it, though; i get real horny for games that embrace some new kind of simulation/physics to get unique mechanics. the game's extremely moddable and the art/world/sound are all good; hopefully someone does a total rebalance mod. the game's an idea calling out for a worthy execution.
I am completely one of those "oh that's mildly interesting" guys. But here and there, we get lucky and I can say "oh that's pretty interesting" in conclusion, I'm gay
Would you sacrifice him on that one planet in order to save that other character? Would you make a different decision if there additional Joe Korgan dialogue options that lead you to a cutscene with lots of gay penetration? Would you create a quick save right before that cutscene and never bother finish the game? Would you just watch that animated sex act on repeat ignoring all other responsibilities? Only snapping out of the trance when the utility company shuts of your power? Just slumped over in a recliner huddle in the petrified cocoon constructed from your excrement that accumulated over the last few weeks?
Rogan, Shaub, Bert, Odelia, and the bald fed guy are proof that not only do you not have to be funny to be a famous "comedian" these days but in fact you can be painfully unfunny.
Setting the computer back up tomorrow to hop back into some Noita. Been almost a year since I've played and have not yet played the full release version.
around 5:30 when nick has rogan saying 'this is amazing. to think that this guy has TRAINED to the extent that he can...' made me lose my mind howling. because that's so rogan, the guy is au*istic about guys fkng training for sht
Do you just know every single conversation topic from their catalogue, how do you compile these so quickly? I don’t even know how I would begin to find clips for a specific conversation topic, let alone from multiple episodes
"This is- this is crazy, you've gotta see- have you seen this?"
Kills me every time
5:00 - I'm genuinely astonished it took them even 5 minutes to break the Joe Rogan bit down to simply asking Jamie to bring up gay porn on the computer for guests
they've lost their edge...
which isnt even satire because i swear to god i remember him doing it in the early episodes. i remember they pulled up and analyzed the "mr hands" video where a gay dude gets killed by a horse¢o¢k when the horse just immediately hilts him.
Joe Rogan is edgier than the cum boys can imagine.
Found the straight guy 👆
i know! entirely correct man
Dude, someone said that as a joke without attribution and I thought they were so funny. Now I know they are just shameless.
That whole bit about never letting white women be president is a gem.
that is when i fell in love with nick
THERE WILL NEVER BE
A WOMAN PRESIDENT
*guitar riff*
Sister Exxon😂
@@dummyneutron it's black, it's beautiful
CHECKMATE
My favourite Rogan thing is when someone says something smart and he just spends five minutes saying the same thing but dumber
uhh u mean more dumber.. get ur grammer more better and shit dude
@@shanecoopershow more dumberly
@@shanecoopershow dumberer***
"That's insane. Have you seen the video of the chimp sucking it's own dick? It's _absolutely amazing_ man. Jamie pull that up, you're gonna love this." - Joe, after speaking with Stephen Hawking (Famous gay wheelchair model)
I really like Rogan, but i have to admit, this is pretty funny.
Love how Nick insists he doesn’t watch Rogan and then goes on to perfectly imitate every episode.
He said he's never watched a WHOLE episode
@@doodoobrown7551 just imagining nick clicking on a different Rogan video 1 sec before they end while quietly saying to himself “I’ve never watched a full episode” is both hilarious and very gay
He said he’s never watched a full ep
@@doodoobrown7551 just 8 hours of clips on a binge every so often
I mean JRE episodes have been the same shit for 9 yrs now, so imitating one clip from any episode is spot on.
You should cut together Rogan asking random question and cut in nick giving random answers. Like a interview
That would be pretty funny
@@StevenSeagull I'd love to see how you edit it, you're a funny, gender non - binary, thinking thing
That’s what I thought this would be when I clicked😂
space ghost coast to coast for the podcast era
Like pingtrip yo
“Listen, Bernie, I hate to wrap this up, but I gotta go listen to Kill Tony”
💀💀💀💀💀
“Listen Bernie, I hate to wrap this up but I have to get cross-faded and go make a guest appearance on Kill Tony.”
Nick intentionally calling it karate is great
I'm bouta join 10th planet jujitsu, I'ma ask "is this the adult karate I've been hearing about"
That's racist. Karate is an actual sport, and akidio is all old fat guys that think dragonball z is real.
Guess what numbnuts if dragonzall was real you get blown up by a gundam.
@@BarackLesnar Cool story bro.
@@BarackLesnar yeah, Karate really dominates. That's why so many Karate dudes kick ass in mix martial arts hahaha.
@@manuele.itriagom.728 wonderboy Thompson?
“I love oil, black is beautiful”
Fuck that killed me
the white woman president bit was hilarious tbh
That was great
I want this reality now. Nothing is impossible anymore. I need my Sista Exonia.
Sista oil
That's the line that broke me. He's a retarded genius
At 4:08 Nick says "What if red meant go and green meant stop!?" And then Niel Degrasse Tyson says the exact same thing on TAFS years later 😂
Wild
And? What conclusions were drawn? This is an intellectually stimulating concept to discuss
Am I correct to presume yellow still means slow?
@@RoshDroz chill
@@jamiejenkins4243 I shan't "chill", sir
@@RoshDroz you are cringe personified
Lol now Stavy is on Rogan
I hate it, and I miss this
@@ZeranZeranMany of us in the homosexual community feel the same brother.
Yeah stavvy suckling on that brocast teet
Nick and Adam had Neil Degayass Tyson on their show after mocking him and calling him a rapist on cumtown
I almost crashed my car from laughing so hard at "Jaimee pull up that gay porn"
Holy shit I’ve heard every analogy under the sun
“What if red meant go and green meant stop? What would the implication be???” Is both the most hilarious and on point thing I’ve ever heard about Rogan pod lmao 🤣
I was installing sliding glass doors on some guys house and he was power lifting in the driveway listening to the joe rogan experiece and old info wars podcast like half the day
that's awesome
@@BillyKone oh man he was a character. He had a punching dummy set up in the yard dressed in antifa shit but the thing was set like 8 ft tall and some guy in my work crew told him it was too tall to be antifa 🤣
Sounds like a coolass dude
Peak alpha male shit. Neat. Was he like 40 or 45?
@@nam6128 now I stan for the guy. Stop it 🤣
4:07 he nails Rogan's entire podcast here so well it's actually unbelievable
Ugh
Incredible
Anything making fun of Rogan is hilarious in my book. He needs to be called out more often.
@@mumkaimusic Tim Heidecker did a pretty funny satire ‘Rogan style podcast’, it’s 1 hour but looped into 12 hours to make fun of the fact that it’s all kinda forgettable rambly ‘stoner’ banter. Way better than fake tv talk shows, so I get why people choose Rogan over the, but I dont listen
@@aidancalfee2634 Brother
“What if red meant go and green meant stop?” is eerily similar to whatever the fuck Neil deGrasse Tyson was talking about on TAFS.
I just came to say the same thing. That’s some top tier simulation shit right there.
Nick is the best guy to describe any film, podcast, music etc
get Nick Mullen on Gta6 Talk Radio
Literally part of my dream GTA 6 I’ve been working on
GTA 6 is sadly never gonna happen
How??? Nicks not on their radar nor anyone else's
That’s gay as shit dude, like me
@@MedroffYT L
"I feel like most Rogan's he's like, he's like:
- So what's up, what's your deal?
- Well, I run a tech start-up that uses satelites to measure black people skulls"
Dude I shit my pants, this is so good
“So im basically a Nazi”
“Woah”
the funniest and most accurate satire i've ever read of Rogan. god i love this podcast
“Did you know black peoples brains release an extra chemical when they die?”
Lmao I farted
Some of Nick’s best bits in here
Ok so I’m new here, how does everyone know their names? And also I never see a full original podcast, I only ever see the compilation clips like this. How does this podcast work lol?
@@Fuzzy_MeatPatty first off, I’m gay. Second of all they periodically introduce themselves or call each other by their names. They put almost no effort into the podcast and they get Patreon money from subs who pay for the podcast premiums. They each make about quarter million a year from the podcast but most of us listen to them via clips on TH-cam, which they’re aware of and joke about.
@@austinmatney7591 I'm just glad Adam didn't fuck up the no white woman president bit.
@@ImJuice225 that’s the most we all can hope for usually. Every year or so Adam has a good story or idea worth sharing, the rest of the time he’s as gay as the rest of us.
@@Fuzzy_MeatPatty Adam's the feminine sounding one, Stav's the one with the laugh and nasally voice and Nick has the deeper, homosexual voice
funny how Stavvy has actually been on Rogan since this was recorded
them talking about who just stares at their desktop watching rogan while i'm watching someone play terraria to his voice
It's not terraria (I know this because I am gay)
@@joshmoore6702 I was thinking like wtf this ain't terraria. Thought it was at first because the artstyle is so similar
It's Noita.
We're watching a guy play video game who is likely playing red dead
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, that outro music is just a certified fuckin banger, I've listened to the full track like 15 times now
Yeah he really knocked it out of the park
Sauce me up on the song gay boy
@@corymcdonnell6109 Ekoth Desert (demo)
the amount of courage it took nick to admit he watches joe rogan 😮💨👏🏼
2:10 funny how things change, Stavros did a three hour Joe Rogan episode lmao
Time flies when you’re gay
Yeah stav is like mainstream gay now
he's such a craven little ladder-climber lol
If you trim out the bits of dead time where stav is laughing it’s only a 45 minute episode
Crazy how these guys predicted Kamala
clip of guys pretending to have never seen a full joe rogan podcast but clearly have.
Nick watches every single episode
indeed
Stav watches yourmomshouse
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 I don't, but Joey Diaz' one-legged woman story was some of the funniest shit I've heard in my life.
This podcast is just a bunch of nerds pretending they’ don’t know anything because knowing things is gay (except Stav, he truly is a noble idiot)
Nick has never been on Rogan but Kilstein has been on multiple times. That defies natural law.
That makes perfect sense. Kilstein is bottom feeder that latches onto whatever will give him even a crumb of notice. Nick doesn't leave his house except to buy sandwiches and cocaine.
@@arempy5836 I thought nick was sober? So he's Aspen sober
@@Robert-Sacamano by "sober" he means he doesn't drink. Smokes weed on occasion and does mountains of blow.
@@boriskocmaruk992 shit, I wanna be sober too
@@charlesstrickland7344 I'm so sober right now
Wasn’t stav just on Rogan after he left Cumtown? Bro hit a switcheroo
Stav going on and talking about food the whole time is sweet justice
8:21
It’s happening! 🎉 Sista oil 2024! 😂🇺🇸
I got a spotify rewind thing for 2020 that told me I watched 14 episodes of JRE in one day
I've definitely done close to ten.....but thats it!
The Andrew Yang Twins lmao
"The no white lady president" idea is so satisfying 😁
they're trying to satirize joe rogan with joe rogan pulling up gay porn and giving it the Rogan shakedown and they don't realize that the very very early jre episodes where it was just joe and redban high in his office theyve totally done that a few times.
“The funny celebrity guests have gotta be few and far between” - Nick
How the times have changed
Nick never watches Rogan but knows how many podcasts he does every day
is "cool" not to be a smart ass
yeah it's a personality flaw/glitch of his,it's not that common now I think but in the past he would do it with anything that might be consider non-kosher by his woke hipster girls, he said this shit about Opie and Anthony,Rogan , Alex Jones etc even though his audience is a cross section of trhose people and chappofruits
Yeah Nick is a grifter
I watched jre from day one, now I don't because I picked up all the lies Rogan does & got annoyed with his real and fake personality. That being said, I know enough to make fun of him and knowledge of his schedule.
@@alienusterrafirma now you are gay
it’s so funny that neil degrass tyson literally did the what if red lights were green thing on TAFS
8:30 This bit about the White Woman President is so fucking funny
6:50 is the funniest thing that's ever been said
How the tables have turned
This is hilarious because Rogan recently said that he's flexible enough to blow himself. You know he's gotten high on LSD and done it too.
Cumtown is Joe Rogan for kids that preferred Small Soldiers over Toy Story
Real as fuck, I loved both TS and SM tho
Man, early 2020 was the last time I felt hope for humanity.
November 2016...
August 2001
You're a lucky young man. My moment struck me twixt the eyes in like 1985 and shit. It's been awful like watching the world's slowest motion trainwreck. Truly fucking awful.
@@caesarpizza1338 what happened b. Break it down for me. I remember 01 being all hope filled and shit. I got sober and went to rehab.
lol how was covid the breaking point for you it wasn’t even that bad relatively. the world is perpetually horrible though, shoulda been way before that
“Yeah but what if red meant go and green meant stop”
This is how you make fun of Rogan lmao
Dead at the extra chemical in their brain part 🤣🤣🤣
Cumtown should have Joe Rogan and do a 10 hour podcast
I forgot how good the black woman republican president bit was, glad its on here randomly
Joe: That’s Craaaaaaaayyyyzeeeeee!
Noita gameplay was fire. I am severely gay.
It looks a lot like cave story
God this segment about Joe Rogan endorsing a president aged in a way I can’t explain
0:45 hearing Adam trying to sound like the cool hip internet guy only to be nerfed by the gang is great
Typical Reddit tourist.
he threw me when he said 4channers like yang, took me a full minute to realize he was just saying things lmao
Didn’t they start the whole vaporwave Yang hat thing
It’s an old clip
I definitely recall 4chan loser neets being hyped about universal basic income given they had no jobs.
Broforce would be a good background game
Hell yeah brother
Congrats on Rogan Stav
The fact that stav actually got on jre is insane. What a waste lol
So this is were the stav bot sfx come from
this game hard as hell
So is LL Cool J.
@@Selfloathingmisanthrope henhasn’t been hard since season 2 of NCIS
dude it's so fucking hard. it's too random and unintuitive imo, kinda frustrating. they should change the wand/spell system because it's way too easy to top yourself without making any reasonable mistake. also a few too many meaningless decisions (eg too many things which are too similar to each other to bother distinguishing, and also too many things which are *never* a good decision) - which is criminal for a roguelike; they're all about making interesting decisions and risks. i really wanted to love it, though; i get real horny for games that embrace some new kind of simulation/physics to get unique mechanics. the game's extremely moddable and the art/world/sound are all good; hopefully someone does a total rebalance mod. the game's an idea calling out for a worthy execution.
I am completely one of those "oh that's mildly interesting" guys. But here and there, we get lucky and I can say "oh that's pretty interesting" in conclusion, I'm gay
Hm, that’s interesting.
Are you sure you aren’t just mildly gay. Like you have the mannerisms of a gay fella but you can’t bring yourself to throat a man.
@@MedroffYT hes been doing some training to overcome that
Ya its good at work when your not really paying that close attention to it anyways.
Me too.
This is frighteningly accurate
thanks for putting which pod each clip is from
It’s missing the joe rogan China bit, one of their funniest ones
4:08 DIrectly out of Neil Degrasse Tysons mouth on the episode of TAFS
The last part of the first conversation REALLY happened. It was one of the episodes with TJ Dillashaw and his trainer.
Joe Rogan is just a podcast with some intresting dudes and Joe Rogan is the steriotypical stoner that goes, woah dude, that blew my mind
Yeah and people still think he's like a Nazi disinformation agent
@@jimmymcnulty5079 He’s scientifically illiterate and acts like a doctor. He also platformed racists and homophobes. Otherwise he’s alright… I guess.
@@greatcesari he's platformed Bernie Sanders and tulsi Gabbard.
He talks to all kinds of people
@@jimmymcnulty5079 he definitely has a bias but he’s ok
You think he has a bias because he talks to people you disagree with
If Joe Rogan was in Mass Effect, he'd be a krogan. Ergo, he'd be Joe Krogan
Would you sacrifice him on that one planet in order to save that other character? Would you make a different decision if there additional Joe Korgan dialogue options that lead you to a cutscene with lots of gay penetration? Would you create a quick save right before that cutscene and never bother finish the game? Would you just watch that animated sex act on repeat ignoring all other responsibilities? Only snapping out of the trance when the utility company shuts of your power? Just slumped over in a recliner huddle in the petrified cocoon constructed from your excrement that accumulated over the last few weeks?
@@jackallenproductions yes
He'd be the shortest krogan imaginable. A 5'3" Krogan.
@@jackallenproductions hell yeah dude.
@@connormcclenny9681 a 5'3 krogan that just hangs around the citadel sharing conspiracy theories and telling people to try dmt
How fast would the boys jump at being on rogan.
Or a sandwich
@@chaseoshields8663 I lost it to this comment
Nick might legitimately not go on the show, Stavros would sell his soul to get on JRE and well Adam... who gives a fuck about Adam lol
@@hectorabreu2502 Adam would be the guy to say "so is karate like, hard to do?"
Of course Adam thinks a coupon is the best type of gift 👀
🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱👃👃👃👃
Rogan, Shaub, Bert, Odelia, and the bald fed guy are proof that not only do you not have to be funny to be a famous "comedian" these days but in fact you can be painfully unfunny.
the only good ones he’s had on are joey diaz and tim dillon
There’s no such thing as a good stand up and joe rogan sells out standup shows because of his podcast not his comedy
Schulz
Yeah! Nothings funny and everyone is gay, including me.
Who is the "bald fed guy"
You don't need to see a full episode to fully understand the Roganisms that happen on every podcast
Nick's white woman impression is just Ben Shapiro LMFAO
That’s because every white woman is just Ben Shapiro.
4:09 nick predicts future tafs ep
Setting the computer back up tomorrow to hop back into some Noita. Been almost a year since I've played and have not yet played the full release version.
It makes feel like an actual gay pixel man 10/10
It's so good. Have you got a win yet?
great game. gotten the shitty ending twice now.
dude it's so fucking good
i liked it when Nick said yes queen . made me feel genuinely happy ngl
The thumbnail had me in the first half.
I partied with the fat red head from “Pete and Pete” in Amherst, MA.
It was a gay-ole-time.
it’s funny cuz now stav is the one going on rogan for hours
now Stav's part of the gay Rogan clique and NdGT was a guest in TAFS, this video is great looking back lmao
God that would be an incredible day when Rogan and Nick have a podcast. Jamie's gunna need that censor beep lmao
for what, nick censors himself constantly.
This was actually better than a Joe Rogain podcast
Lmfao. I literally just started playing Noita. Shits so legit
the systems and secrets go so insanely deep
Joe Rogan is the Nickelback of podcasts
god this one is good
Love I can watch noita and listen to ct at the same damn time
this one hits different now lol
Love the “he gives a platform to Fascist!!!!” people. He also gave Bernie Sanders more unbroken time to speak than any CNN panel ever has lmao
@@TheCrusher72 who are you?
@@TheCrusher72 projection lmao
@@KungFuFarting Victim
@@braxtonslife7779 if you say so
@@KungFuFarting “I’m gay” -@cisco
can you imagine that level of training?
Water+Toxic Sludge=water
"If you're working folding shirts, you have Rogan for hours and hours" Wtf 🤣🤣🤣
Here after the recent jre episode is little funny
Love how he calls it Karate
MMA basically is a glorified version of karate with Wrestling well done
Bjj, muy thai, capoeira. The only night that does karate anymore is wonder boy
@@MedroffYT BJJ is advanced wrestling basically and i've done a few of them myself im just saying
If they're doing multiple martial arts.. I think MMA is a good name
@@tobe1207 as i said glorified karate.
@@MedroffYT Aint nobobdy doing capoeira in the ring.
Nick Mullen is the goat
around 5:30 when nick has rogan saying 'this is amazing. to think that this guy has TRAINED to the extent that he can...' made me lose my mind howling. because that's so rogan, the guy is au*istic about guys fkng training for sht
Yeah, this whole thing aged in an interesting way
Stavros realized he had to pretend to be funny and like Joe Rogan to get into the Rogansphere
I would love to see nick on Rogan. Watching him try and hold back smart ideas about life because he’s worried that he’ll realize how gay he truly is
A massage?
Call that a Full Rogan.
Do you just know every single conversation topic from their catalogue, how do you compile these so quickly? I don’t even know how I would begin to find clips for a specific conversation topic, let alone from multiple episodes
Auto transcripts maybe? And then just ctrl f?
Cumsearch man, you can look up specififc bits there
Eidetic memory
@@merlijnjasperse cumsearch is pretty gay though, i typed in “dicksuckrio” and “andrew cuomo” and absolutely nothing came up.
"A tech startup that uses satellites to measure black people's skulls" 🤣🤣
This game actually looks pretty fun
whats the name?????
@@fabiolopez7079 noita. its awesome
Holy crap you guys have him nailed lol😂