The Biggest Failure of Our Childhood

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  • @rachaelf5729
    @rachaelf5729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15734

    There is an ad in new Zealand about smoking where a guy smokes for years and then his dog gets lung cancer from the second hand smoke and has to be put down and that is the most affective anti smoking campaign I’ve ever seen

    • @kaiathompson4043
      @kaiathompson4043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

      that shit scared me into never being near dogs lmao

    • @itsianman
      @itsianman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

      shit man i gotta quit smoking, it kills dogs! wtf people lol

    • @CAMZAB
      @CAMZAB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Years of passive weed smoke, the only thing that can end the immortality of a dog.

    • @someonecool7316
      @someonecool7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      Is there anything that new Zealand isn't good at?

    • @aliceool
      @aliceool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      someone cool being a global superpower

  • @ObamaToyreviews
    @ObamaToyreviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15785

    Literally a D.A.R.E instructor yelled at us to not do drugs very violently and 5 months later he died of a drug overdose

    • @Spamlum
      @Spamlum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +720

      How ironic...

    • @vladvalo
      @vladvalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

      Damn. Maybe he was yelling becuase he knew he was hooked (herion/meth) and deep down when he looked into all your little shiney eyes he probably really felt his additction deep in his gut. Probably felt the need to yell as if it would work and keep you guys away from that shit. Trippy

    • @longsleevedream9228
      @longsleevedream9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Poetic, isn’t it

    • @narf-narf
      @narf-narf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@longsleevedream9228 You stole my line!

    • @longsleevedream9228
      @longsleevedream9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Narf Narf 🤫🤫

  • @danijelseep7167
    @danijelseep7167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2221

    DARE came to my school once. I started sobbing loudly because they said “anybody who smokes dies.” My parents were smokers, so 7 year old me was pretty upset about police officers telling me my parents were going to die. A teacher had to pull me aside and had to tell me that my parents were most likely not going to die anytime soon because I would not stop crying

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Are they dead yet?

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @hXcFreethinker I meant from the smoking,

    • @newbiegamelover4767
      @newbiegamelover4767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Well, that's a bit counterintuitive. Now you've got mixed messages!

    • @laurenmaxwell6954
      @laurenmaxwell6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The same thing happened to me. Maybe thats part pf whats wrong with our generation. Outside people coming in saying our source of life would be gone because of a cig.

    • @PatheticApathetic
      @PatheticApathetic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Everyone who drinks water dies too. I’m gonna go back and tell your younger self that, too

  • @williehornung
    @williehornung ปีที่แล้ว +3288

    my most vivid memory from D.A.R.E. is me writing a strongly worded letter in the packet that we had to fill out, because part of the packet was about “hanging out with the right crowd” and it said that kids whose parents were incarcerated were likely to be incarcerated themselves and not to hang out with them. my dad was incarcerated, and i did not take kindly to being told that i was basically destined to go to prison and unworthy of friendship. 😐

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Holy shit, man! That's awful.
      To address the edit to this comment: I don't know how TH-cam screwed up and put my "😂😂😂" comment here, but this is NOT the comment I was replying to.

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tough kid

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes ปีที่แล้ว +217

      That’s so disgusting… You shouldn’t judge a child based on their parents

    • @dirtyprancing5930
      @dirtyprancing5930 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Ironically, the isolation is a high risk factor. So... Good work, dare! It's true bc you made it true

    • @protoyeen
      @protoyeen ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh that's fucking awful

  • @fex6365
    @fex6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3541

    I think the green screen man was trying to tell us, “ Don’t do weed. Do acid”

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      "Who knows? Maybe I'll look like a normal person!"

    • @illegaljumbo8587
      @illegaljumbo8587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      i think the green screen man was A acid trip

    • @twangerrrrrr
      @twangerrrrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🤣

    • @lordphatquaad8133
      @lordphatquaad8133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, salvia

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@illegaljumbo8587 he was the energy source for acid. Every time you take acid, a bit of him dies.
      Don’t do drugs, or drug man will die.

  • @DLaur20
    @DLaur20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5149

    Me before DARE: “Weed is what my dad pulls in the yard!”
    Me after DARE: *knows all slang terms, average price, immediate effects, side effects, and history of all drugs*

    • @itsianman
      @itsianman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      yup, it was a drug education class pure and simple.

    • @notinfocus9182
      @notinfocus9182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      When I did dare they literally told me how to take drugs and what they all did and what areas have them

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Oh yes, real drug education, like how weed kills brain cells and makes you want crack somehow, or how cocaine makes you an addict from snorting it one time.

    • @windowsxpbackground8762
      @windowsxpbackground8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Only seeing the D and E

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @ebony b I would assume, but I still haven't seen any proof of that either. That said, probably a bad idea for kids to smoke anything.

  • @missheatmisery
    @missheatmisery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    "Go to country style donuts and buy the dare bear" sounds like it's a drug deal in itself.

    • @bluesansball3707
      @bluesansball3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      “Go to Country Style Donuts and buy the DARE Bear, open his head up and reach into his chest cavity, to find 4 ounces of pure, uncut, crack-cocaine”

    • @tobytoyota6936
      @tobytoyota6936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Speaking of donuts, eddy sounds like james from donut media

    • @prod.byjake8118
      @prod.byjake8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tobytoyota6936 aye thats wassup 😂 ol Pumphrey I can kinda hear it

    • @h_o_m_i_and_his_180sx
      @h_o_m_i_and_his_180sx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh yea lemme get a pound of that dare bear

  • @ladyvi8483
    @ladyvi8483 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    It’s the rat park theory. When rats were given things to do-not just basic needs like food and water but games, special little treats, companionship, etc-they turned down the drugs. Sometimes they tried them, but the other stuff was more rewarding than the drugs.
    The rats alone in a bare cage with nothing but the bare necessities to keep them living did the drugs.
    So actually giving the kids more pizza to keep them off drugs isn’t far off.

    • @FruitTrioBrainrot
      @FruitTrioBrainrot ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I like how you think.

    • @driverjayne
      @driverjayne ปีที่แล้ว

      That study has been widely debunked

    • @flamingfoxx
      @flamingfoxx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      ​@@driverjayneHas it though? The majority of heavy drug users are in situations where for whatever reason they aren't getting the fulfillment they need. Drugs trigger the hormones that you produce when you are happy, excited, calm, depending on what drug. The main reason people seek out something that will trigger those hormones is when they have difficulty producing them naturally

    • @delphinium1989
      @delphinium1989 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@driverjaynesource?

    • @driverjayne
      @driverjayne 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @dtgnimbus4575 the "criticisms" section of the Wikipedia article, for a start. Plus like five seconds of googling. 🙄

  • @newtpollution
    @newtpollution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5327

    My favorite DARE related memory is that in the five years between my brother taking DARE and me taking DARE, they had to replace the officer who ran the program because the original officer was arrested for selling drugs to kids.

    • @alecbormia4523
      @alecbormia4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      That is a fantastic level of irony I love it.

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Oh, the irony.

    • @37Kilo2
      @37Kilo2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      So he was using the DARE program for networking. Smart thinking.

    • @ElliJelliZ
      @ElliJelliZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      I remember when my dad told me to ignore everything they told me about weed in DARE because it was “paranoid bullshit”. He told me to worry more about painkillers and cocaine. They didn’t tell us about cocaine so I had to ask dad what cocaine was.

    • @mari98_
      @mari98_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yeah sounds very on brands 🐽

  • @Atariese
    @Atariese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2724

    I think people really underestimate what pizza is to a young person.

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      And goddamn laser tag.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      A similar scenario happened to me when I was 36, I volunteered for a haunted house and all the pizza was gone by the time they released me (late) from my position. Still pissed off.

    • @MarimbaAli
      @MarimbaAli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I haven’t gotten into the video yet so I don’t understand the context of this comment, but I agree with you.

    • @ugh_dad
      @ugh_dad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      yeah pizza is extremely persuasive...for a young person...

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo Joshua, I feel for you man

  • @Psychosteria
    @Psychosteria ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    At my school DARE said "kids don't huff paint and glue to get high" and half the kids in my grade were like "you can huff paint and glue to get high?" so you can imagine how that went. The art teacher had to keep all the rubber cement in a locked cabinet.

    • @iamveryo_o8957
      @iamveryo_o8957 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @tacticallemon7518
      @tacticallemon7518 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      i remember getting a questionnaire in 4th or 5th grade about drug use
      Similar situation, that’s how i learned glue and paint can get you high

    • @ThomasSawyers
      @ThomasSawyers ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@tacticallemon7518i learned that by being in an enclosed space(not really, garage with the door wide open) and using a can of spray paint. I finished up and walked outside to realize I was walking like a drunk

    • @CommonLoganist
      @CommonLoganist ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yoooo the words "rubber cement" just unlocked a few memories

    • @crypticshadows
      @crypticshadows ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tacticallemon7518high on brain damage 😭😭

  • @igtut1
    @igtut1 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    They had us all convinced that it would be so hard to reject drugs, like our friends were going to pin us down and shove the joints into our mouths. In reality, this was the conversation: "You want a hit?" "Nah, no thanks." "Okay."

    • @cmmbp1076
      @cmmbp1076 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      EXACTLY LIKE

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      Honestly, I’ve felt like more people have pressured me to drink as an adult than anyone ever made me feel pressured to do drugs as a teen.

    • @meredithmitchell8921
      @meredithmitchell8921 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@tegantalks9612literally, same

    • @destroyerofeps2714
      @destroyerofeps2714 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      nobody's gonna share their fucking stash with you if you don't want it, shits expensive.

    • @breauseph
      @breauseph 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I got more pressure from my friends to sell them my prescription drugs that I had to get from the nurse's office than I got to take drugs.

  • @Aigsup
    @Aigsup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8781

    Remember kids if someone offers you drugs say, “Thank you” because drugs are expensive

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      I do that with weed. I refuse any other drug.
      But I have the money, it's a bit different.

    • @StrayMedicine
      @StrayMedicine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Poodleinacan lol

    • @sincerityiscary
      @sincerityiscary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      also maybe dont do that bc almost everything now a days is laced with fentanyl :D

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@sincerityiscary yeah, all the weed has those nasty things in them now. That needs to be the narrative now that people don't buy the idea that it kills brain cells anymore.

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hell yeah! One god damn oxy 30mg pill cost almost $40 now!!! Fuckin crazy!

  • @ohmybillnye
    @ohmybillnye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    I've never seen a DARE shirt worn unironically.

    • @luvcherry
      @luvcherry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      i actually still wear the one they gave me in 5th grade as pjs lmaoooo

    • @garrettnile6742
      @garrettnile6742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You got some weird friend my guy

    • @claytonjohnson846
      @claytonjohnson846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I have seen many people smoking marijuana and wearing dare shirts

    • @TesKal41
      @TesKal41 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only when j have nothing to where

    • @xobatty
      @xobatty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      my friend wears hers to school when she’s going to do drugs later

  • @Ailrent
    @Ailrent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5721

    I once saw a guy smoking pot... while wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt.
    That just tells you something

    • @jinxthedestroyr2405
      @jinxthedestroyr2405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      if you see any 20 something wearing a dare shirt out in the wild, theyre DEFINITELY high
      source: a 20 something that owns a dare shirt

    • @diskeyes
      @diskeyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Jinx The Destroyr BIG facts bro 😂😂

    • @wildworld6641
      @wildworld6641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I prefer to smoke in my D.A.R.E. shirt.

    • @nateryans6758
      @nateryans6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      One of my favorite stoner friends is so proud of his DARE shirt, which he loves to wear to parties.

    • @Thom6333
      @Thom6333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      we really live in a society

  • @Felinius
    @Felinius ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I had the best anti-drug talk from my parents. “If you manage to get ahold of anything, we’ll do them with you”. Everything is lame as a teenager, when you parents want to do it with you.

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That would have worked.

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      My husband plans on confiscating my children’s pot (if they smoke) and getting them to roll joints then smoking with them and critiquing them on their rolling skills and their weed choices.

    • @meredithmitchell8921
      @meredithmitchell8921 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      @@tegantalks9612DAMN! The double whammy of not only “parents wanting to do it with you making it instantly uncool” but also the “your lame parents are better at this than you.” Lmao

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@meredithmitchell8921 his friend’s dad did it to his friend 20 years ago and he’s been looking forward to the day he could do it with his own children ever since because he thought it was hilarious.

    • @Dhrrhee3e11a76
      @Dhrrhee3e11a76 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You just reminded me of the time the Winona Ryder lookalike stripper I twice slept with smoked weed with my mom, jfc where's the memory bleach

  • @Tibby092
    @Tibby092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4144

    I love that the cop who taught our DARE class always chain-smoked in his car after school in parking lot

    • @suahannecarpenter887
      @suahannecarpenter887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      They all do lol

    • @nicholasdedea7830
      @nicholasdedea7830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      r/wooosh

    • @theisgood0
      @theisgood0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lol that’s hilarious did you guys just sit there and watch em smoke or something I am just curious and trying to paint a picture.

    • @theduckking5720
      @theduckking5720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazing

    • @bradyknight5791
      @bradyknight5791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh I didn’t even see your username and immediately thought of Donny boi

  • @alyssajade6802
    @alyssajade6802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    the “don’t do drugs / don’t join gangs” song in the intermission bits has the same energy as the dobre brothers’ “stop that” song

    • @hauntedteethcupboard
      @hauntedteethcupboard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alyssa jade yes!

    • @elanamitchell9413
      @elanamitchell9413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah, but, unlike the spawn of satan, “stop that”, this song slaps so hard and it’s got a production value like you’ve never SEEN, MY GUY

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stop it
      No
      I don't like it

    • @ronalddirk4161
      @ronalddirk4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It whas honestly kinda catchy

    • @ronalddirk4161
      @ronalddirk4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And now its stuck in my head

  • @aaronjones4416
    @aaronjones4416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8631

    D.A.R.E is the reason I don’t do drugs.
    D - Drugs
    A - are
    R - really
    E - expensive

    • @coledansie9428
      @coledansie9428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      drugs allow rare enjoyment

    • @aaronjones4416
      @aaronjones4416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      IntrovertAdventures You got me there

    • @aaronjones4416
      @aaronjones4416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cole Dansie that is very true my dude

    • @SonderBeats
      @SonderBeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@introvertadventures3872 Dont Assfuck Rambunctious Exploitables

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      They should’ve taught us how to budget instead smh

  • @AiLoveAidoru
    @AiLoveAidoru ปีที่แล้ว +233

    The only thing that my local DARE program contributed to my community was inspiring the guidance councillor in my school to attempt to invent a similar program about suicide prevention and teaching kids about mental health, developmental disabilities, etc. It was REALLY good, and despite a few flaws it was very well thought out, and she was able to get other schools and psychologists in the region on board. Unfortunately, though it ended up ultimately failing because she couldn’t get any funding to produce programming materials for use in other parts of the province. :(

    • @nomiedezdez9256
      @nomiedezdez9256 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I wish we had something like that at my school, that would have really helped. Seems like your guidance counsellor truly cared about kid’s wellbeing

    • @dangerousflyer4485
      @dangerousflyer4485 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is fuckin awesome!!, sucks it didn't work but perhaps others will have the same idea

  • @grustybones7736
    @grustybones7736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7854

    Ngl i was so sheltered as a kid that the way i learned that drugs *existed* was through DARE.

    • @nova.r.
      @nova.r. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      oh shit same lmfaoo

    • @thecalzone9651
      @thecalzone9651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Same 😔😔

    • @salterplus9205
      @salterplus9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I knew what drugs were by 4 because I watched a lot of cool shows sorry I meant cop

    • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
      @lavasharkandboygirl9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Same here, I also decided to try drugs because I became curious because of it

    • @feedbacking6306
      @feedbacking6306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

  • @_lil_lil
    @_lil_lil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    As someone who was in high school in the mid 00s, the best motivator to not do drugs was Lindsey Lohan's career.

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Also Dr Drew (aka radio Dad) being honest as fuck about what can happen on Loveline.

    • @carrieharlow435
      @carrieharlow435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And then it was Amanda Bynes.

    • @johnblackstone5261
      @johnblackstone5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      For me it was when Brittney Spears cut off her hair

    • @Nicklovesmw2
      @Nicklovesmw2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lily Frey don't swear bitch. Jesus Christ learn some manners

    • @rubyf4686
      @rubyf4686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Nicklovesmw2 of course your name is Chad

  • @ijneb1248
    @ijneb1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2287

    DARE had kids thinking that every time they walked down the street people would be offering them drugs left and right like it was candy

    • @Akiraspin
      @Akiraspin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well if you lived in SanFran or Detroit that was actually how it was in the 80's lmfao.

    • @bladewolf39
      @bladewolf39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That always confused me. You gotta be a real dumbass to just give away weed to kids of all people, that shits not cheap 🤣

    • @T0xXx1k
      @T0xXx1k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I know for a fact this isn't true. I have tried and it never works. Also when I finally do find someone on a street corner the drugs are never as awesome as they promised. 😿
      🧡🦇

    • @strangeloveesq
      @strangeloveesq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      DARE made me think that my entire future would be filled with people offering me FREE drugs and I've lived in a perpetual state of disappointment since then.

    • @jackd6881
      @jackd6881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      In my 30 years on this planet i've never met some rando come out of the ether to offer me free drugs.

  • @leannezezeski-sass2773
    @leannezezeski-sass2773 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I love how the “nonsense” conversation was actually just a normal boring conversation about her painting her room but they just pretended to sound high when they said it so it would sound dumb

  • @griffhay1
    @griffhay1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    You CANNOT convince me that green-screen monster man wasn't invented by someone high out of their mind

    • @ihavenocluehowtochangethen2987
      @ihavenocluehowtochangethen2987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      this is what a drug looks like.

    • @CosmicOwlChild
      @CosmicOwlChild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfaoo

    • @nicksankar2569
      @nicksankar2569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Psychedelics are a crazy thing

    • @thenotorious4351
      @thenotorious4351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally

    • @adamthedog1
      @adamthedog1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The conversation between the two kids after "smoking" is honestly so realistic. That sounds exactly like me when high out of my mind with friends haha

  • @mclovin7881
    @mclovin7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    It’s kinda weird how they constantly “DONT DO DRUGS DONT DO DRUGS JUST SAY NO!!!!!” What’s the thing that teenagers just love to do? Rebel, just teach them how to be safe

    • @maddiecampbell9192
      @maddiecampbell9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      It’s like teaching abstinence only sex Ed. Like no teenager is going to listen to that. They just need to learn to be safe

    • @rickmanalwayss
      @rickmanalwayss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Seriously. Like Johnny Depp told his daughter he knew she was going to be around drugs at some point, so if she ever wanted to try weed he would let her try it under his supervision so she wouldn’t try for the first time in a scenario where she could get hurt.

    • @mikakick7180
      @mikakick7180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      exactly. instead of telling us what happens if we happen to do them it's mostly just "lindsey did an acid. lindsey died. don't do drugs kids." like??? what good does that do? how did she die? what happened before she died? they don't tell us ANYTHING.

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@mikakick7180 you can't leave us hanging like that, we have to know how Lindsey died!

    • @Char-mv3fc
      @Char-mv3fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@_ikako_ she did an acid?

  • @gustavesoucy-breton6841
    @gustavesoucy-breton6841 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    if you want to tell kids the dangers of drugs, dont bring a cop, bring an ex junkie.

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic ปีที่แล้ว +88

      As a person who worked with many addicts and recovering addicts, this! Show just how much it will ruin your life from someone who's gone through it

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Take them for a drive through that one section of whatever city is closest to you. I live near Philly, so naturally that one section is Kensington and Allegheny.

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      I’m from Canada and in grade 8 we did a sex education camp as part of our learning curriculum and they actually brought in 2 former prostitutes who were also former drug addicts to talk to us about what being a sex worked on the streets was like and how dangerous it was. They also talked about being drug users and all that stuff. It was very eye opening.

    • @DeenaMilkers
      @DeenaMilkers 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      bring a current junkie

    • @Scarshadow666
      @Scarshadow666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Very true! Also, bring in sponsors and therapists for ex-junkies that can further explain why people become addicts, the actual sciences around addiction (with anything, not exclusively just drugs/alcohol), what kids can do if they recognize they're becoming harmfully addicted to something, etc.
      However, that would also mean adults addressing things like systemic societal problems with things like mental health as well as a bunch of other things that encourage people to fall into addictions (including drugs), to begin with. Something extremely hard enough for adults to do with each other, since falling into addictions has always been over-generalized as part of a person's personal failings, and addressing things based off of it being systemic can often be seen as controversial for some people.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish ปีที่แล้ว +225

    As someone who gained a lifetime appreciation for reading books thanks to my school bribing me with a free full pan pizza every so often for keeping up on my reading, _you might have a point about that pizza slice._

    • @alexis_evo
      @alexis_evo ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Book It was lit, I'm glad it's still around (even though Pizza Hut is kinda trash now).

  • @ellieosteen
    @ellieosteen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    We didn’t have Dare. We had this thing called “Dude, Be Nice” and it was an anti bullying thing. The students literally made fun of it so much that they stopped making us do it after the first semester

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      dude stop being so mean be nice.

    • @Wastedtrait
      @Wastedtrait 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      They bullied the anti bullying program out of existance.

    • @ConspiciousAction
      @ConspiciousAction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@emrahalien2972 bullying rates drop to 0%

    • @skyleejeffrey6507
      @skyleejeffrey6507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I loved that program 🥺maybe it’s cuz I was bullied so much

    • @professorquinsonsnib
      @professorquinsonsnib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i had that too!! i actually remember it being pretty okay, but yeah it was gone after one school year

  • @Gorslax
    @Gorslax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    “Wanna feel good?”
    *pulls out fruit by the foot*
    20 year old me: ”god do i.”

    • @gubadagoober
      @gubadagoober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was the shit

    • @garfeilt
      @garfeilt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i now have the image of someone smoking a fat joint just with the paper being replaced with fruit by the foot

    • @the_one_titan
      @the_one_titan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell yeah fruit by the foot!

  • @gabym7844
    @gabym7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    The way my school did it is we had an assembly made from an ex heroin addict and he told us his life story(In seventh grade) . How even though drugs make you feel good then the ability to feel good starts to go away in other ways and you become addicted and sick and in horrible condition. He told us after selling drugs and doing them got him in horrible shape and almost into prison. He had gotten arrested but he went to rehab and turned his life around and now helps inform kids and make sure they don’t get into the place he did. I think it was very affective and two kids actually cried. I think they should do it a way like that in every school. They even gave out pamphlets of places to go or numbers to text or call if you or your family needs help.

    • @andrewmly9834
      @andrewmly9834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Gabriela M. yeah, heroin will fuck you up. the mistake schools make is acting like weed is just as bad as crack

    • @DarleyHavidsun
      @DarleyHavidsun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Where do you live??? Wow!! I want to raise my future kids there! 😭

    • @sawyer2044
      @sawyer2044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine it was a paid actor

    • @hailbaphomet
      @hailbaphomet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Man, all my school got was some lame ass christian rock band and the lead singer basically gave a sermon about how he killed some people while drunk driving. Then there was a table off to the side of the gym for "general emotional help" but it was just a jesus loves you become saved bullshit kinda thing. I think a couple kids cried there as well and went to the table. Crazy thing, public school too.

    • @gabym7844
      @gabym7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lusty Argonian Maid I live in new jersey and I went to a public school. the guidance officer who is in charge of the assembly’s is so good but not really anything else lol. tbh the assembly’s and drama department and the art classes are the only thing good about the school unless you really love roaches like the ones in out bathroom lol

  • @HunterPhenomMakoy
    @HunterPhenomMakoy ปีที่แล้ว +70

    In first grade (before dare) we had a drug awareness class where we had to circle all the pictures of drugs, which of course had coffee. So I went home and told my parents they were on drugs and needed to stop.
    The school didn’t have anymore of those classes.

  • @dylandean1553
    @dylandean1553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    my big gripe with dare is that they gave me a card when i graduated and swore ON THE BIBLE to me that I can use it to get a free small soda from mcdonalds for the REST OF MY LIFE and those fucking CHEAP CARNIES at mcdonalds started denying my card when I was 25.
    Thats fine. I guess I'll just go do drugs now since everything is a lie.

    • @BriarPatchNyra
      @BriarPatchNyra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is the best thing I’ve ever read

    • @deeriggs3319
      @deeriggs3319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂 cheap carnies took me out lmao

    • @wieldylattice3015
      @wieldylattice3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m just surprised it worked until you were 25

    • @sumdewd
      @sumdewd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There was a McDonalds advert for a coffee cup that gave free coffee for life decades ago, saw some guy using his still afew years back… I think u got jipped bro

    • @adong1
      @adong1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m gonna do three lines just to spite the people in this guy’s story

  • @willsondufford534
    @willsondufford534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    I love how at 1:01 theirs just a dude and his girlfriend snorting coke on a public street bench in broad daylight

    • @kayve_2474
      @kayve_2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      willson dufford and the girl blows it into his face so he’s still gonna get a bump 😂

    • @MaskedMammal
      @MaskedMammal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That's what we in the public-drug-doing world call a 'power move'

    • @ccoolflamexxz4344
      @ccoolflamexxz4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Keenan Verpoten I would have beat her ass

    • @williamholmes6584
      @williamholmes6584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why couldn’t she just say no? That’s like 60 bucks she blew in his face

    • @whatthetrend8323
      @whatthetrend8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’ve never been to the uk have you

  • @theless-than-midcast6788
    @theless-than-midcast6788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    dude when a cop came to my school, they were like “yeah, being tazed hurts, and doing drugs messes up your brain, and being arrested sucks” then proceeded to explain that when she was a prison gaurd, the prisoners were actually pretty cool, and most respected the rules of the prison and some were actually really nice, and she literally said one of her favorite people ever was a prisoner arrested for drugs. like, wtf man.

    • @meowntown69
      @meowntown69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Drug users are usually the least violate prisoners. They're there because a system that should help them punishes them

    • @garfaaldo
      @garfaaldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I’m a 25 year old heroin addict. My older brothers used drugs, my mum is an alcoholic, had a nice mix of trauma and fights and experiences that fueled my mental health problems and led to tons of more drug use.
      And lemme just say, of the dozens of different users I’ve met in different situations, I haven’t met one “bad” person. I met a lot of damaged and lost people who did shitty things under the influence of drugs or alcohol. But above all, we who abuse drugs are scared, underdeveloped, and simply are trying our best to get through day by day.

    • @Numbabu
      @Numbabu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@meowntown69 It isn’t just punishing overzealously. The 13th amendment specifically allows involuntary servitude for people in prison. The prison industrial complex needs minor crimes to carry jail time so they can get their supply of not technically slaves.
      There’s a lot of money in this, and that means lobbyists making sure there’s always enough prisoners to meet demand.

    • @meowntown69
      @meowntown69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Numbabu oh I know it just didn't fit well into my comment

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think this is actually pretty good
      She explained legit consequences but didn't present all drug users or prisoners are heinous monsters

  • @joshraid1550
    @joshraid1550 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    8:04 that conversation is like fully coherent. She wants to paint her room, doesn’t know if some third person will like that, but that her parents are okay with it.

    • @meredithmitchell8921
      @meredithmitchell8921 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Literally, that was my thought lol. It sounds like conversation I have with my friends

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      the only things that make that conversation sound incoherent are that they dont really specify everything in their sentences, theyre mumbling/trailing off a bit, and the one guy needed to clarify "blue?" this is just a conversation i would have with my adhd besties

  • @annabanana1680
    @annabanana1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5914

    D.A.R.E. was very misleading. People don’t just offer up free drugs 🤷🏻‍♀️ I was very disappointed as I grew up and no one offered me free pot

    • @madison3514
      @madison3514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Anna Belke dude ikr 😂😂

    • @bunni2583
      @bunni2583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @Real Donald Trump "Female"

    • @jonathanwilliams2320
      @jonathanwilliams2320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Ironically, it's the good friends who actually offer you free pot growing up.

    • @coledansie9428
      @coledansie9428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      yeah, i don't think i've ever paid for weed, although I usally brought the booze

    • @SonderBeats
      @SonderBeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Your friends are lame

  • @JamesMiller69
    @JamesMiller69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3177

    D.A.R.E. basically Dared everyone to do drugs

    • @dakotacarpenter930
      @dakotacarpenter930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The anti anti weed initiative also had a dare program it stands for
      Drugs
      Are
      Really
      Enjoyable

    • @TheLuci915
      @TheLuci915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Drugs
      Are
      Related to
      E-boys

    • @kwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwdhdudu683
      @kwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwdhdudu683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Andrew Swanson Films
      Or for the phonaesthetics
      Drugs
      Are
      Real-
      E good

    • @internetresident3894
      @internetresident3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dreams Are Really Entertaining

    • @JamesMiller69
      @JamesMiller69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@semism LMAO I LOVE YOU

  • @dano3803
    @dano3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    I remember the D.A.R.E. Program back in 5th grade in 1996. We were 100% clueless on drugs. They came in and taught us the names of all the drugs, the neighborhoods where to find the drugs and the code names to use to get the drugs from the drug dealers and they said “dOn’T dO dRuGs”

    • @ElliJelliZ
      @ElliJelliZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      So they basically gave you all the information you needed to find and get high on drugs? What did they think they were going to accomplish with that?

    • @strangeboi7212
      @strangeboi7212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@ElliJelliZ arrest the kids they taught those things to fill their quotas to keep funding coming in for programs like D.A.R.E.

    • @thirstfast1025
      @thirstfast1025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      almost.... like they were daring you....

    • @bitchface235
      @bitchface235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ElliJelliZ some cops have literally cooked meth live in a school assembly to demonstrate the dangers or some shit

    • @invadersin515
      @invadersin515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was the same for me and most of my classmates in 1995. Most of the kids I went through dare with do drugs, sell drugs or have died from drugs! Dare was a dumpster fire that did more harm than good in my town! And the fact you had to go to a doughnut shop to get a cop to come to your school... I just love it!

  • @FatherAxeKeeper
    @FatherAxeKeeper ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I remember going thru the DARE program in 6th grade. we had to sign a paper at the end promising we would never use drugs or alcohol. I wrote "I cannot promise I will never try drugs or alcohol in the future, but I learned some things from your classes." Sure enough age 17 comes around and I'm smoking pot, drinking beer, and doing mushrooms lol. However I can say the program definitely made me think about the consequences of drug abuse more and I never went overboard. So it wasn't a complete failure. We had guest speakers come in and talk about how they ruined their lives due to drug abuse. I don't know if DARE had such speakers nation wide, but it was certainly what impacted me the most.

  • @tonktay
    @tonktay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    7:12 I thought the girl was saying “gay” and not “game”, so when I saw that rainbow green screen monstrosity I thought that was what they were going for

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The 90's, amirite?

    • @jambononi
      @jambononi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Made me homophobic for the longest time as a child. Feel really bad about it though.

    • @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
      @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait didn’t she say gay?

    • @kiwify1317
      @kiwify1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So I’m the only one that actually heard game

    • @contemporarycrow1469
      @contemporarycrow1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard gang

  • @catlis2686
    @catlis2686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Gotta admit, those tHIs iS yOuR bRaIN oN DrUgS commercials were the funniest shit and great meme fodder.

    • @emmacarns8845
      @emmacarns8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dude i remember the above the influence commercial where they were cardboard on a couch and acted like it was terrible, but thats me high and its the best.

    • @rine6740
      @rine6740 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A channel called the tin can bros actually did a great skit based around it. I think you can find it if you look up 'tcb this is your brain on drugs'

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We used to say that commercial all the time, with other things, to make fun of it.

    • @grandmajojo5211
      @grandmajojo5211 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember the one with the girl smashing everything with a pan

  • @skipperino2677
    @skipperino2677 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    the issue with dare is that they treated the program like a haunted hayride for weed. i didn't learn anything about the opioid epidemic through dare. i never learned how to spot a drug overdose through the dare program. all i learned is "ooga booga weed will melt your brain"

    • @skipperino2677
      @skipperino2677 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      and i was one of those kids who never wanted to smoke the devil's lettuce but here i am a decade later and i just got my med card renewed heyo 😎😎😎

    • @xenomorpher5458
      @xenomorpher5458 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      So many good times smoking a bowl with my D.A.R.E Shirt on.

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unrelated, but am I the only one who thinks 9:10 looks too much like blackface?

    • @MintyBlueNobody
      @MintyBlueNobody ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the overdose point really makes me think about how ineffective dare's curriculum really was. i never had to do dare, afaik it got removed from my elementary school the year i was supposed to start doing it, and what made me decide to claim straightedge is all the secondhand experience i've had with seeing the way drugs affected other people. teaching kids how and when to administer narcan would probably do way more to teach them a lesson than making stuff up to scare them; i feel like i would've been way more likely to start experimenting with drugs and would've gotten myself into far worse things had i been taught a bunch of stupid bullshit that i realized was stupid bullshit

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If D.A.R.E. keeps preteens from operating heavy equipment while under the influence, then it’s successful. After the age of 12, you’re on your own, kid.

  • @giftedfox4748
    @giftedfox4748 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I remember, back in the 90's, that the DARE program was still going around in schools. Though, we didn't had to be bribed with bowling overnighters, we were being guilt tripped and scared by seeing pictures of lungs in horrible decay, meth teeth, and I think there was a medical dummy stand that showed the decaying organs that your body will 100% get if you take one ounce of drugs.
    During that time, the only fun thing I remember were the beer goggles. The ones that make you feel drunk. Those were fun. Everything else was pretty forgettable.

  • @mandymckk
    @mandymckk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    DARE drug descriptions be like
    Meth: makes your teeth fall out
    Heroin: you could die
    Marijuana: you laugh a lot and food tastes better

    • @brocowsci
      @brocowsci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lol very true for all of the above, moderation is what they need to teach, some people are going to experiment.

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Their honest atleast

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      idk, back in my day they said if you smoke pot once you'd most likely go completely insane forever. i was like, sign me up

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheRealRusDaddy whose honest is that?

    • @jagossone
      @jagossone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I'm high I taste nothing.
      I will eat everything within a 150 meter radius tho

  • @hpdekok525
    @hpdekok525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Bruh the officer that taught dare to us promised us a HUGE party. The “party” was literally just people in the cafeteria handing out one slice of cake per person and we had shitty lemonade too.

    • @earthariss
      @earthariss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Cake and Lemonade, ok *now* I'm concerned... What a horrible combination

    • @RstGamingReviews
      @RstGamingReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Children don't do drugs.. eat lots of cake.. cake will make you good at life.

    • @jackleeper6310
      @jackleeper6310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      sounds like that party could have used some drugs

    • @starwarsgamer388
      @starwarsgamer388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We didn't even get a party, just some sad pseudo-graduation that took too damn long

    • @tokkafan4life
      @tokkafan4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yellow Colored Water with all the Sugar Undissolved at the Bottom.

  • @jacksonkronland5676
    @jacksonkronland5676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Alternate title: Eddy rants about a bowling alley for 17 min with DARE in the background

  • @YODA88YODA
    @YODA88YODA ปีที่แล้ว +76

    My DARE instructor was a police officer and also a CHILD PREDATOR. That shit was wild when we found out why he got fired

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      actual average fed

    • @AlphaAlarmClock
      @AlphaAlarmClock หลายเดือนก่อน

      We had a giraffe in a truck trailer in australia it was weird. He was called Healthy Harold

  • @unknownhuman6226
    @unknownhuman6226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1628

    The dare at my school compaired drugs to 9/11 “hijacking your brains like the terrorists hijacked the planes” it was not effective it was severely made fun of.

    • @peterjohnson11655
      @peterjohnson11655 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      during withdrawal, youll crash harder than al-Qaeda crashed those planes into the twin towers

    • @skyisreallyhigh3333
      @skyisreallyhigh3333 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I remember this from my school too.

    • @allisond.46
      @allisond.46 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Implying that 3,000 people will die if you do drugs?

    • @WatchVidsMakeLists
      @WatchVidsMakeLists ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@allisond.46 3,000 brain cells maybe

    • @smugfrog8111
      @smugfrog8111 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WatchVidsMakeLists DARE killed more brain cells than that through shear boredom.

  • @s-e-e-k-i-n-g
    @s-e-e-k-i-n-g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    okay but he has a point about the pizza and the arcade games. if kids actually had places they could go locally that they could actually hang out and have fun at without losing all their money or get arrested for loitering, they might feel less like they're stuck at a point in their life where they have no control over anything.

    • @cayenne_pepper7665
      @cayenne_pepper7665 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      but them how would people turn a profit, will someone think of the poor capitalists

    • @cymtastique
      @cymtastique ปีที่แล้ว +84

      We need better infrastructure. In many cities, it's really hard to get around without a car.

    • @Icanhazacat
      @Icanhazacat ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So much this. All we had was a mall to hang out at and we smoked weed in the woods. 😅😅

    • @gustavesoucy-breton6841
      @gustavesoucy-breton6841 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      canada has these, they are called youth houses, basically, teens can go hang out there for free.

    • @Azubi_Meatball4349
      @Azubi_Meatball4349 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      holy shit actual ymca moment

  • @BBQDanTheMan
    @BBQDanTheMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I still remember being a kid in elementary school and being taken out of recess so a police officer could talk about not doing drugs.
    All i could think about is how much i wanted to go back and play on the swings like bruh, why would they take my recess away ;(

    • @ceiromusic
      @ceiromusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same, i was playing an intense game of tag with like 30 people and there was like 4 people in my class that were in the tag game and i kept looking outside and seeing all of my friends in other classes play tag and i was :((((

  • @Jackpkmn
    @Jackpkmn ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I had no exposure to drugs before DARE, i literally learned everything i knew about drugs from DARE at that time. After learning that if i did drugs i would literally die, and from the stress of school and being bullied every day i did drugs so i would die. But as you might imagine i didn't die but got insanely high instead, got attacked by a giant psychedelic rainbow number 8, and passed out on the kitchen floor for a couple hours. Only to be roused by my grandmother telling me to do that in my room instead because i was in the way of cooking dinner.

    • @lyla112_
      @lyla112_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      sounds pretty rough

  • @windermere_peaks
    @windermere_peaks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    I have been offered drugs by a stranger exactly one time in my life. I was about twelve, at the park with a friend, when this guy who looked about twenty came up to us and said, "hey if you got five dollars I'll get y'all high as fuck." I responded, "nah man I'm good," to which he replied, "alright," and then walked away.

    • @squilliamandsons2604
      @squilliamandsons2604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who the fuck was it, Abe Lincoln? When were drugs ever that cheap?

    • @Tech-NO-City
      @Tech-NO-City 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If you look like a nark no one is gonna give you free drugs.

    • @nowwepart
      @nowwepart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So odd💀

    • @FightOstinFight
      @FightOstinFight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Same. I’ve had people offer me drugs I said nah they were like ok and that was it.

    • @dimbusjenkins
      @dimbusjenkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      did you get that guy's phone number

  • @gimmboi7408
    @gimmboi7408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    sorry dude i can’t do drugs i signed the contract that said i’d say no to drugs

  • @aidand.7911
    @aidand.7911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    "Hey, wanna do drugs?"
    "No"
    "You sure man? They're fun"
    "Well I did say no.... and that's my last line of defense, didn't work... soooo... yeah sure gimme that heroin"

    • @craigthedefault177
      @craigthedefault177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i am not gunna like it bc it already has 420

    • @aidand.7911
      @aidand.7911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@craigthedefault177 hero

    • @Nintendozer424
      @Nintendozer424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fuck I wasnt trained for this

    • @mirandathepandakitty1630
      @mirandathepandakitty1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sorry i can’t deal with needles

    • @MrJcock12
      @MrJcock12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s actually how I started doing heroin

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    -Don’t bring cops to tell people that drugs aren’t ‘cool’.
    -Peer pressure doesn’t just come from groups you’re outside of. Many kids get into drugs from their best friends. “Why would a friend offer me something that could hurt me?”
    -Telling kids about a bunch of drugs and how to do them is not a great way to keep kids from trying drugs.

  • @meltyflapjack
    @meltyflapjack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    I hate how they named it DARE like they were trying to make it cool

    • @imacarcharger7779
      @imacarcharger7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe they were just trying to ride the coattails of that one song from ‘Transformers The Movie’

    • @alphaodogwin1242
      @alphaodogwin1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's because their true enemy was the T.R.U.T.H.

    • @ethanbrown3714
      @ethanbrown3714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dare you to not do drugs

    • @DaquaviousDell
      @DaquaviousDell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I dare you to give me my god damn pizza

    • @derpderp3453
      @derpderp3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like daring to do drugs because its got a weird name.

  • @donjohnson5424
    @donjohnson5424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    I've got a really cool 90's neon D.A.R.E fanny pack. All I use it for is to carry my drugs.

    • @haleyg8387
      @haleyg8387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Don Johnson the perfect cover

    • @dean4553
      @dean4553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No one will know... brilliant

    • @persephone.rincon
      @persephone.rincon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dean4553 now they will

    • @mercurialpierrot7073
      @mercurialpierrot7073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣

    • @billzco6137
      @billzco6137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did eddy purposely wear the same shirt as retro bill?

  • @s8n820
    @s8n820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Eddy: *exists*
    Eddy Burback: There can only be one.

    • @lestrade5886
      @lestrade5886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Eddy had to kill every other Eddy to achieve his power

    • @billzco6137
      @billzco6137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eddy wore the same shirt as retro bill.

  • @Garch-the-Great
    @Garch-the-Great ปีที่แล้ว +21

    After one of the big DARE assemblies, a kid in my school went up to a cop and turned in his dad for smoking weed. The kid wasn't in my class, so I never did find out what became of that, but I remember feeling really bad for his dad.

    • @MononymousM
      @MononymousM 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Holy shit haha that's brutal

  • @cms3816
    @cms3816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    5:42
    “man, mike’s good”
    *mike does the most basic trick imaginable*

    • @josephharkness7957
      @josephharkness7957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Don't disrespect mike

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @Joseph Harkness you’re right i didn’t know what i was thinking

    • @h.thumbsthomas5479
      @h.thumbsthomas5479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Imagine how bad he'd be if he smoked that marijuana. Good thing he said no!

    • @zombietroublez1571
      @zombietroublez1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s better that he’s maul grabbing then smoking weed

    • @TrackHustlersENT
      @TrackHustlersENT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avery Joyner damn I just saw these comments haha thats cool as shit dude. Its hard not to come off as kind of a cornball in any type of psa bc thats the whole vibe that gets put off in them. Idk if its on purpose or bc the people that do the PSAs are just a bunch of fuckin weirdos. But your dad didnt come across bad at all tho. He still seemed like a pretty cool guy

  • @josha2141
    @josha2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    When the song went “don’t join gangs, now don’t you do it now” I lost it

    • @pretzelqueen6528
      @pretzelqueen6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      they basically DAREd me

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      But what if I formed a gang of my own?

    • @someweirdo8380
      @someweirdo8380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@matthew_natividad don’t you do it 🤫

    • @aidanwarren4980
      @aidanwarren4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Some kid in a dangerous neighborhood who’s desperate for a sense of safety, security, and identity: interesting point, don’t know why I hadn’t considered it

  • @allison8076
    @allison8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    “It’s not even weed, it’s a fruit by the foot!” I cried, that was so funny to me

    • @calebmanuel8222
      @calebmanuel8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deadass had a fruit by the foot in my mouth, does this mean i did the drugs? Help

    • @angrycroissant6331
      @angrycroissant6331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Aw what the FUCK MIKE!

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The editing, everything was so perfect man

    • @kristo5478
      @kristo5478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @will_the_krill9344
      @will_the_krill9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly fruit by the foot used to be more addictive than weed.

  • @kevinmencer3782
    @kevinmencer3782 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Wow, Mike's good!"
    Also Mike: pops an extremely basic O
    ollie that literally every skateboarder learns.

  • @RedJezka
    @RedJezka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I remember my mom pulled me out of DARE in grade school because I came home like a fire and brimstone preacher about her moderate beer consumption, and some officer came into our class to talk about gang violence and somehow turned it into a brainstorm for 3rd graders to figure how to turn everyday objects into weapons. We ready to go full Battle Royale.

  • @caseymasser9574
    @caseymasser9574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Sometimes I just gotta light up a fruit roll up just to feel something man.

    • @socialsecuritynumber8792
      @socialsecuritynumber8792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      local guy Hey there, LISTEN! Give it up before it’s already too late man, I was suffering with this stuff for 2 years straight, and you know what happened? My entire life was almost shattered right in front of my eyes, all of my friends isolated me, my lover dropped me for another person, my health was in a horrible state, and my entire career was ruined just because of smoking fruit rolls, my life is already doing pretty good now, and it broke my heart seeing some other person doing it. Please drop the whole fruit roll smoking before it’s already too late man

    • @좋아해요.你喜欢吗
      @좋아해요.你喜欢吗 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BaZaFaOfficial Thegreat Powerful words

    • @pre-packaged_9692
      @pre-packaged_9692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IT WAS A FRUIT BY THE FOOT

    • @MrPuretrollin
      @MrPuretrollin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pre-packaged_9692 finally someone knows what they're talkin about in the comments

    • @winterwolf6910
      @winterwolf6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh you smoke FRUIT ROLL UPS? That’s lame
      Gushers are where it’s at my dude

  • @FlezzDurjis
    @FlezzDurjis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    "hey, u guys wanna feel good?" -said no drug dealer ever

    • @zuriahwalsh143
      @zuriahwalsh143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I fucking died when I heard that

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@TheCoroboCorner "hey bud, I'm lonely. Wanna party?"
      Me *is this person a prostitute, a drug dealer, or offering free sex and drugs?*

    • @evilal20
      @evilal20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheCoroboCorner I just ran into a prostitute, and she just asked if I wanted to buy her premium

    • @ChimenyDust
      @ChimenyDust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah bro I got into narcotics cuz I wanted to die and live again not feel kinda good

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evilal20 oh cmon! That one is intentionally confusing!

  • @Eloraurora
    @Eloraurora ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Going through the DARE program after my mom having to advocate to keep the school from forcing me onto Ritalin in 1st grade should've felt more surreal, but at the time, it just felt redundant.
    "Drugs can alter your neurochemistry!"
    "Yeah, I know. I associate it with a horrifying loss of autonomy. But I guess I'll learn the factoids for a pencil, before braindumping them."

  • @josephblumenberg6574
    @josephblumenberg6574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Asking for the “D.A.R.E. Bear at Country Style Doughnuts” sounds like a code for buying drugs

    • @AfghanHippy
      @AfghanHippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They've been teaching us how to buy them the whole time.
      D: Teaching
      A: Kids
      R: to buy
      E: Drugs

    • @camelcam6008
      @camelcam6008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey can I get some of that... dare bear.

    • @ryanmarks9397
      @ryanmarks9397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The bears had a "suprise" inside. I legit failed dare, no joke.

    • @theinternet1424
      @theinternet1424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Hey! Want to give your kids some basic levels of education on a life-saving issue by people who are state employees sworn to protect and serve them anyway? Then go buy fucking doughnuts! Why, you ask? Because fucking Reagan, that's why!"

    • @libertopaeurekananarch7562
      @libertopaeurekananarch7562 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah!

  • @TenereAMir
    @TenereAMir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    We all used to wear our D.A.R.E. shirts while toking down because we thought it was the height of wit and humor.

    • @duncanginsberg
      @duncanginsberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I know this comment is old af but the fact that I literally have a smoking jacket that way I don't reek that is dare and I was toking while reading this made me happy

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I remember the biggest stoners in school being the ones who were the most keen on wearing their “drug-free and proud” ribbons during drug abuse prevention week, always with an ironic chuckle.

    • @mimikyurepaints2381
      @mimikyurepaints2381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this makes me wish i still ad my dare shirt lmao

    • @tokkafan4life
      @tokkafan4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It still is.

    • @SaltySeaCaptain
      @SaltySeaCaptain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You actually bought one of those shirts lol

  • @Reese-
    @Reese- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    You know a video is gonna be a banger when the classic floral shirt is on.

    • @jbomb7867
      @jbomb7867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is he pulling a Fantano on us?

  • @thomasdickson35
    @thomasdickson35 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I went through D.A.R.E. twice because I moved. The second time, they showed us, as children, unedited self-inflicted shotgun wounds, car accidents with photos of victims and a guy that cut himself in half at the waist on a table saw on purpose. It was insane.

    • @katharineball585
      @katharineball585 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jeez wtf

    • @thomasdickson35
      @thomasdickson35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@katharineball585 Right?

    • @katharineball585
      @katharineball585 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thomasdickson35 Yeah, that's really weird

    • @UnheardString6
      @UnheardString6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that would make me go outside even less than i already do

  • @RJD-kf1xz
    @RJD-kf1xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I’d just like to point out that DARE motivated a 12 year old me into going and researching all the false data they give on weed, which eventually turned me into a stoner. Sooooo 😬😬

    • @MrJcock12
      @MrJcock12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Saaaaame. The more people said it was bad, the more I sought accurate information. Being honest with kids helps so much.

    • @corpsenugget455
      @corpsenugget455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My high school done D.A.R.E and it didn't work. I researched weed and found that it wasn't like what they said and started smoking. My school also found alot of people with weed on them so they literally done what happens at 10:25. Fun fact I was high during that police officer thing.

    • @kebrinab13
      @kebrinab13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      my mom was totally behind the dare program, so imagine her surprise when her kid turned out to be a fuckin STONER 😂

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What false data did they give? Isn't the most important thing the fact that it'll mess with brain development in under 20 year olds? What else were they telling you lmao
      (I'm not American so I never had Dare)

    • @Char-mv3fc
      @Char-mv3fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@strawberrypencl I barely remember DARE and they didn't go into specifics about drugs. Overall, I learned that drugs will not be a good thing later in life. They also scared us with meth before-and-after pictures

  • @patriciaramirez2982
    @patriciaramirez2982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    why is mike like 32 and hanging out at the skate park with 12 year olds

    • @darkstar7074
      @darkstar7074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Because Mike is really cool.

    • @ceiromusic
      @ceiromusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats exactly what i was thinking

    • @benyverezub5217
      @benyverezub5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looks more like early 20s or late teens

    • @volunteertn1702
      @volunteertn1702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because he’s just that cool

  • @katherinebaker5586
    @katherinebaker5586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    one year after I graduated from dare, our dare leader was arrested for drinking and driving lmao.

    • @rinn1061
      @rinn1061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dude same! Open bottle...in her cop car while on the job lmfao 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @joelbaldwin4051
      @joelbaldwin4051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh Boy Art Yeah. Hilarious given he could've killed himself or someone else by doing so.

    • @NikeTubeStudios
      @NikeTubeStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mine got out of prison last year for fraud by stealing $10,000 through the DARE program.

    • @brocowsci
      @brocowsci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NikeTubeStudios lmfao you know where that cash went

  • @kaw8473
    @kaw8473 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I grew up during dare, everyone thought it was the lamest crap lol I only have fond memories of Scruff Mcgruff because after their presentations, they sent us all home with thick coupon books that had coupons like entire free meals or ice cream at restaurants, no purchase needed. As a poor kid, I always looked forward to them.

  • @FuzzyTrekkie
    @FuzzyTrekkie ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I was on ADHD meds throughout most of my childhood during the 90s so when I started to hear things like "don't do drugs" I would get confused because I actually did drugs and they helped me function.
    When I brought this up they would always say things like "well you can only take them if a doctor says it's okay". Then I would ask what was the difference between good drugs and bad drugs. I never seemed to get a straight answer other than "they're illegal and you'll get in trouble if you do them". Then I'd do the classic "rabbit hole of why" and they'd find an excuse to move on

    • @lazerpie101
      @lazerpie101 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Well if they told you they're bad because they're unregulated and they're unregulated because they're bad then I can imagine the whole spiel would crumble pretty quick.

    • @3ggaming920
      @3ggaming920 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got confused because you are stupid. You are stupid because you don't pay attention. Your comment is 100% proof. You are so stupid in fact that now someone has tricked you into taking the drugs they sell to solve a discipline issue. So tell me how much do you enjoy being a stupid drug zombie?

    • @TheQcjoe47
      @TheQcjoe47 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure lol they cant tell you that your pure amphetamine molecule your taking and actually help you are bad but the one on the street are bad the only differance is that the street one is like taking a shot and the one you got home is like sipping a 12 in 10.

    • @komaedakat1583
      @komaedakat1583 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      no bc id be the same kid asking them a million questions

    • @lovablepsychopaths8260
      @lovablepsychopaths8260 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "What's the difference between prescription drugs and bad drugs?"
      "Shut up."

  • @MsNooneinparticular
    @MsNooneinparticular 2 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "Some big kids do drugs but my mommy and daddy say it's not cool."
    Because if there's one thing every adolescent wants, it's to be like their parents & not the "older kids". 👌

    • @Sweet00thtkc
      @Sweet00thtkc ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I noticed that. They present it like it's acceptable if older kids do drugs...

    • @3ggaming920
      @3ggaming920 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends on how lazy the parents are. I'm guessing mommy and daddy never paid you much attention did they. I know lots of kids who look up to their father as a role model and do everything in their power to emulate them. You must of just had shite parents. Sorry for your luck. But don't feel bad most parent these days are shite so you are normal and you do fit in. I hope that dissuades any social anxiety you might now have because of this comment.

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This would backfire on my kids, my husband is a pot smoker (it’s legal in Canada).

  • @mewgiah8057
    @mewgiah8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    The best way to stop kids from doing drugs is *gasp* being honest with them.
    Say something like: you know, Drugs are actually pretty great. They make you feel amazing and it’s one of the best feelings in the world. However, some drugs have awful consequences and that really good feeling doesn’t last long. Then you get addicted and lose control, and need the drug. Half of your day will be spent shitting yourself, having aches and sweats. All of your relationships will fail. Your teeth will fall out and you will get welts on your face. So yeah, drugs do feel amazing, but they have to be taken in moderation. However some people can’t handle them and can’t moderate even if they think they can.
    If I was kid and heard that, and saw videos of crack heads- I wouldn’t do drugs. However “just say no” has the opposite effect and made me want to so drugs.
    Obviously my example speech only works with like meth, or heroine - the speech would need to be tweaked for marijuana as it’s not as dangerous.
    Also I feel like if you are just honest with kids and also are like - I just ask that you respect my wishes till you are 18. Then when you move out you can make your own choices, as long as you have a good relationship with your kid - they will be more willing to listen.
    But lying to them or trying to make drugs seem like this epic myth - does not work. Some countries have found success by telling kids “look drugs feel great. But when your brain is developing from teen years to young adult, drugs can weaken your development. So if you want to do drugs right on, but wait till you are in your 20s when your body has fully developed”.
    All of that is better then what D.A.R.E. was.

    • @user-fl3kp3pu5z
      @user-fl3kp3pu5z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yessir

    • @wrengaming1519
      @wrengaming1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You sir, are the hero we need. And yes, I did just pass up a chance to make a drug pun

    • @deathwolf6328
      @deathwolf6328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So pretty much you're saying do less drugs until you're 20 then do all the drugs you want. Also are you talking about like weed or hard drugs? I feel like doing hard drugs at 20 is worse then doing it in your teens. If you do it as a 20 year old you can lose a job, a house, and even go to jail.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I dunno if you necessarily need to tell them that being high is one of the _best feelings in the world,_ I think just saying that it makes you feel good would be fine...

    • @verinonrenthar9176
      @verinonrenthar9176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah but then the police don't get funding from the school's budget. And how are we going to fuel future mass incarceration then?

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    That DARE psa with the Fall Out Boy intro was actually perfect considering Pete Wentz nearly died of an Atavan overdose

    • @tamriilin
      @tamriilin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      they also use about 4 seconds of a Blue October song (X Amount of Words) SPECIFICALLY and LITERALLY about a man abusing drugs as a way to cope with grief, and why that's ok and maybe even good

    • @borderlinebipolarbear
      @borderlinebipolarbear 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tamriilinthat song is also about bipolar disorder! I recognized that song immediately.

  • @ME-tu9tw
    @ME-tu9tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    An alnighter at a bowling alley seems like the perfect place to do drugs lol

  • @dewberte
    @dewberte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    DARE keep it real literally taught me how to safely do drugs

    • @thegibsterpresents4964
      @thegibsterpresents4964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Keep it real was like the worst DARE campaign. None of the lessons were actually about drugs

    • @Creativearts1722
      @Creativearts1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      420 likes.

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Creativearts1722 yo mama

    • @zachb8012
      @zachb8012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      DARE made drugs look so fun. It was like a PSA for drugs. I would see all those lame people telling me not to do drugs and think, "oh, so I should do drugs, right?"

    • @ES_Solace
      @ES_Solace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      well i mean the best way to do drugs is to do them safely

  • @userrshremy
    @userrshremy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    *MIKE IS SOOO GOOD*
    Mike: **does stationary ollie**

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He but a Rookie

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah he didn't even do a 900, wtf Mike

    • @joshcarney7733
      @joshcarney7733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike: *mall grabs*

    • @louiehughes4065
      @louiehughes4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did do a 50/50 on the half tho. If that was him and not some stock footage or something

  • @mr.zeforume
    @mr.zeforume ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dare was great: taught kids where to get drugs, how they were used, why they were used, what they did, potential side effects, how to identify drug abusers(who will give u drugs). What a stellar idea.

  • @alexreese614
    @alexreese614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I once saw my DARE officer in a Best Western flirting with the girl at the front desk

  • @lynnkayee1015
    @lynnkayee1015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    I was on hefty amounts of painkillers throughout my childhood due to a disability that required annual surgieries, bodycasts and the painful physical therapy that followed them. My sisters school had a DARE program and she asked if painkillers count as drugs. These idiots confirmed but didn't think to specify it was okay if prescribed so she came home and told my mom they HAD to get rid of my drugs. Poor kid said I would ruin my life and get in trouble and was mad at mom for letting this happen. Lmao. My mom tried to clear it up for her. Mom explained I would be in too much pain to function without them so doctors, and in extension police, give an exception with this kind. So she went to school and told the whole class that her little sister does drugs but it was okay and it wouldn't get me in trouble. 😭😭

    • @StainsStainsStains
      @StainsStainsStains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Sell them all a pill they’ll see it’s all good

    • @bethswiftie
      @bethswiftie ปีที่แล้ว +52

      She had the right idea 🥺🥺 that's so cute and I can guarantee my nine year old brother does the same about my Ritalin prescription to his friends 💀💀

    • @sisaroom
      @sisaroom ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i went through a similar thing to your sister when i was a kid, except with my moms bipolar disorder medication. i was also too scared to ask if prescription medication was fine, because 1) they told us a swat team would come to our house if our parents did drugs and 2) my mom, not wanting to explain bipolar disorder medication to her 6 year old, referred to them as her "happy pills." i never told my parents this either, i literally never told anyone until like 4 years ago when it popped into my head one day

    • @kwinsane1294
      @kwinsane1294 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      My sister got upset one day when she was like 5 because our neighbor was taking us to school and was "drinking and driving". She was drinking coffee. They need to be a bit more specific.

    • @WolfRayron1225
      @WolfRayron1225 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      oh your sweet little sister, and those stupid little dare instructors. im just glad your sister didnt take it into her own hands and get rid of the herself, im sorry you had to go theough all of that by the way, that must have sucked

  • @imgabulous
    @imgabulous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    1) your mustache is looking good 2) i love how you split your topics into sections and have special graphics for them

    • @dirtysaint5324
      @dirtysaint5324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Back off, Imga. He's mine!!!!!

    • @imgabulous
      @imgabulous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dirty Saint listen, i’m just a midwest girl trying to find her midwest King ok?!! lol

  • @nomiedezdez9256
    @nomiedezdez9256 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The best drug education I ever receive came from simply talking to people who did/do those drugs and asking open and honest questions about their experience. The only time it didn’t make me not want to do them was with weed, which severely helped my anxiety for many years before a finally quit. Most of the time if you ask someone with experience about the negatives they won’t be shy to share them with you- unless they are a dealer who also happens to hate you they don’t want you getting into something you’re not comfortable with and bad trip.

  • @ZombieByte
    @ZombieByte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    i lived in a different universe where the dude doing sick skateboard tricks is also the one selling drugs

    • @bzleo2003
      @bzleo2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was waiting for him to sell them the drugs... but no... somehow there is this 12 year old drug dealer who is cool with skater guy tossing her drugs away...

  • @elisabethalonso5884
    @elisabethalonso5884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    E- eradicate
    D- dangerous
    D- drugs
    Y- y’all

    • @natejackson3103
      @natejackson3103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      E- Erectile
      D- Dysfunction
      D- Drugs
      Y- Yeet

  • @Atellas
    @Atellas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    When I graduated from DARE, we didn’t get anything. We just got a pat on the back and a “congrats, you didn’t die of boredom.”

    • @sammikits8001
      @sammikits8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We got a price of paper and a tshirt, and everyone signed the back like they were year books.

    • @iswearimnotafurry4953
      @iswearimnotafurry4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I got a t shirt that I’m actually wearing right now because apparently I haven’t grown at all since 5th grade

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do you remember the too cool to do drugs pencils?

    • @someweirdo8380
      @someweirdo8380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iswearimnotafurry4953 I finally took down the paper they gave us for “graduating”

    • @potatogaming7044
      @potatogaming7044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iswearimnotafurry4953 lol

  • @chronictonicwizardcat
    @chronictonicwizardcat ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dude, this unlocked a memory I was in grade 6 in 2011 and we made an anti-drug PSA and basically it was of 2 kids, giving another kid a bag of sugar which was supposed to be cocaine, and he just basically poured the bag into his mouth and ate it lol. So realistic

  • @tytantin1442
    @tytantin1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Dude. Mike got free weed from acting like he don’t smoke.

    • @Explosive_kittens
      @Explosive_kittens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He only did an Ollie like even I can do that and I’m an idiot

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Woah, bruh, don't diss Mike he's freakin **cool**

  • @vancechrisofficial
    @vancechrisofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    Child: "I'm gonna smoke crack!"
    Adult: "Here, have more pizza!"
    Child: "OK I won't do drugs then"

    • @g67785
      @g67785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Wait, before you do that heroin here's some laser tag.

    • @grugbug5615
      @grugbug5615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hold your horses! Is that Marijuana? Here have some bowling

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LSD? Hold on, bitch, we have donkey Kong

    • @stsalty1788
      @stsalty1788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Works 100 percent of the time

    • @Jay-st6sl
      @Jay-st6sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stsalty1788 nah, man. Now im stoned *and* fat.

  • @rexana_rexana
    @rexana_rexana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    My dare program was pretty good. It was run mostly like a biology class where it was like "if you decide to do drugs, here are the consequences" and then it was about the cancer and other medical issues that can arise from doing drugs. It also focused mostly on cigarettes and alcohol from my memory, but this was all the way back when. It also wasn't shaming if you did, they were always like "hey, if you or someone you know is doing this stuff, talk to a trusted adult, we just want to make sure you're alright". The same issues did seem to arise, kids are gonna be lil'shits regardless of how much you educate them.

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damnit, I wish I went to your school! I fucking loved epidemiology since I was 8!

    • @Sweet.peach21
      @Sweet.peach21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That would’ve been cool tbh. I went to several different schools and when they were still going on, they didn’t really give any info, just talked abt how horrible the lives were of the people who did them and said don’t do them. I would like to salute to them with my bong (that I’m currently using) in hand.

    • @jackaufenhand5710
      @jackaufenhand5710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In my country, we did this thing called "Happy Harold" (now known as Healthy Harold) where we'd go to some place and learn about health shit from a giraffe puppet. Stuff like how junk food is bad for you, how alcohol and cigarette are bad. Mind you, I was only 6 at the time. He's going on about how cigarettes and smoking cause cancer, and I'm freaking way the hell out because both of my parents were smokers, and I didn't want them to die, so I was paying razor sharp attention. Eventually, he starts to change topic from cigarettes to something else, so I shot my hand up, because I had an important question:
      "What about bongs?"
      He stuttered for a few seconds, then moved on without answering me. That really upset me because I wanted to know.

    • @nataliebilal8133
      @nataliebilal8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This seems like the best approach honestly

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      in my experience thats the most effective method of preventing ppl from doing drugs. nothing scared me off coke more than my sister telling me her scary ass experience of doing coke with a guy she barely knew and then getting in a 200km/h car chase with him behind the wheel. nothing scared me off of smoking more than watching my grandma slowly die from lung cancer. nothing scares you straight better than watching someone you love reap the consequences of drugs and alcohol.

  • @halfsourlizard9319
    @halfsourlizard9319 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think we can all agree: Lack of unlimited pizza after promising unlimited pizza is BULLSHIT.

  • @noahalby2286
    @noahalby2286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    This Video includes :
    D.A.R.E -10 %
    Eddie being salty about his childhood -90%

    • @thezachman1
      @thezachman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If it's not at least 40% Eddy getting angsty, it's not an Eddy video

    • @normangamer2975
      @normangamer2975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thezachman1 true

    • @willhitchens8136
      @willhitchens8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your Comment Includes:
      Reflection of how little sense of humour you have - 90%
      Annoying way of laying your point point out - 10%

    • @adiaexstrom6181
      @adiaexstrom6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rhys Hansen it’s dash then the percentage not negative

  • @notme5501
    @notme5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I've smoked plenty of weed before but I never imagined a green screen monster who teaches kids the effects of marijuana

    • @tuxedosteve9556
      @tuxedosteve9556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because it’s legal... just please don’t do cocaine or something. That stuff ruins ur life

    • @jesselobsinger2208
      @jesselobsinger2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you gonna stop now that you’ve seen the green screen monster?

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay, so that WASN'T the acid

  • @dasutanehineri
    @dasutanehineri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    i've only experienced a dare thing once. nowadays its just drug searches. bringing dogs to school. once during summer school i was sitting next to a dude named alex, we were sitting the farthest from the door. a police lady came in and told us all to leave our bags and leave immediately.
    alex was the smoothest, he pulled the drugs out of bag and slipped them into his pocket with as little suspicion as possible, it was magical to watch. i miss alex, i wonder where he is. he said i was cool.

    • @dreamingbroadcast5516
      @dreamingbroadcast5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      G o D (this reminded me of a post I saw once yeah haha)

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Probably in jail

    • @dasutanehineri
      @dasutanehineri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@spider-mancantsee5875 probably.

    • @someguy9496
      @someguy9496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dead at the end of an alley with needle marks all over his arm

    • @peasant502
      @peasant502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Find Alex I want his children. A man as cool as that, I need it

  • @atomic_atom
    @atomic_atom ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of my only D.A.R.E memories is of the teacher that they brought in making fun of me in class because he asked the class who cried before and didn't raise my hand (because I couldn't hear him). He made sure to bring it up everytime after that in some way.