“eddy how did you miss that it was 1988 it says it in the first frame” that’s why i plastered it in large text as i said it what do you got dumb brain and can’t read???
That girl was lying. Periods suck. You may not feel the actual period, but there's cramps, and chunky pads, and mood swings, and blood stains, and blood. So much blood. Shall I go on?
I think they dont wanna scare the youngins but it doesnt prepare you for the potential of cramps, nausea, w/e. But I get whats up bc my cousin was 12 and terrified it would be painful
For me when I first got mine it was only a little bit painful. more annoying than anything. But then as I got older the pain got worse and worse, and they regretted to inform me that sometimes PMS makes you act like an overemotional asshat who cries at the drop of the hat, and also nausea is a big part of menstruation. Oh, and the blood. So much blood.
It never dawned on me how the only puberty talk us girls got was about menstruating and our boobs growing, but nothing about our own sexual feelings, or even the (sometimes negative) mental changes that come with menstruating or how stress impacts cycles. Or how debilitating menstruating *can* be. In regards to sexuality.. While our stuff isn’t “noticeable” like boys, I’m sure we can all agree it’s equally important. Especially when you factor in PH balances, which being sexually active can cause to be IMbalanced, yeast infections which can be life threatening if left untreated, on top of STIs and STDs. But nope. You’re (supposed to) bleed every month, and just work out if that little stomach cramp gets on your nerves/causes you to be bed ridden 🤷🏾♀️
Exactly. Also, people need to be taught that sometimes (based on various factors and health conditions) you might NEED birth control, regardless of sexual activity. Periods are not always healthy and good, not enough people know about PCOS or thyroid problems and chalk SEVERE PAIN up to "normal period cramps".
Oh God this.. I was in high school and actually had my mom drive me to urgent care for a “UTI” because sometimes when my crush was shirtless doing push-ups in gym, there was a ✨sensation✨that would occur along with what I called “unusual discharge” and “abdominal tension.” The doctor kinda looked at me for a second and said “Are.. Are you just feeling arousal?” and I flat-out told the doctor “No, I have a (word TH-cam will remove that means AFAB parts).” The look that that man gave me after that was.. Shameful. He gave me a huge lecture about how women also get hot and bothered, and that I could go to this list of websites that were all about sexual education for teens. Wish I had gotten to know about all that a little earlier in life so I didn’t have to make a fool of myself in Urgent Care, but what’s done is done, I suppose.
thissss. i moved schools every year (coincidentally every year i was in was the year they taught sex ed) i went through 4 different classes of it n the only thing i was taught was “women bleed every month n grow big boobs! men get erections n have weird feelings about girlssss yucky” like nothing about mental issues for either party or how hard n tiring it is to go through your menstruation cycle. the most i’ve learned has been online
Flamebunny yeah same situation here. they just went along the direction of “don’t have sex till marriage. if anything bad happens to you, it’s your fault because you had sex before marriage”
That’s so sad and makes me so angry. They complain about abortions yet won’t teach about sex or birth control. They won’t even teach about masturbation. Humans are sexual their entire lives. I don’t understand it. It is preventable through education. In Canada we learned about everything including birth control options in grade 7 & 8. Then I went to Catholic high school and they just taught the anatomy. I had to teach my friends. We had a lot of pregnancies. But the public high schools didn’t.That was in the 80’s. Even with the internet now kids need real education.
We had a female school nurse come in and teach us about sex, and she also told us that it is impossible to pee with a boner. Now i had at that point peed with a boner so i raised my hand and said that it is in fact possible. And at this point she starts arguing and insisting that it is impossible. Like bro, i have a dick you dont, which one of us would know if it be impossible or not?
I hate those so much. People defend them cause the voice is the guy who played Bojack Horseman, but in my humble opinion that just makes them even creepier.
Oh god eddy you're triggering my ptsd my dad taught me about the birds and the bees in a buffalo wild wings oh god now even the smell of garlic parmesan stresses me out
As a child of an immigrant, one thing I will say about those free samples is that I think they saved me from a lot of bullying. I'm mixed, and my mom, who is Asian, has never had to deal with the body odor and hair issues I have. I remember in 4th grade asking if I could have deodorant and she told me it would damage my skin and I should just use...baby powder. Thankfully the next year we had one of these assemblies and the girls got care packages with tampons, DEODORANT, and coupons for razors and acne products. Not to completely throw my mom under the bus--asides from her weird aversion to tampons she was really helpful when I did get my period--but I had to use New Years money to buy deodorant and acne spot treatments until I got my first job around 14, and when I started shaving in middle school I wore long pants at home for weeks to avoid the inevitable fight with my mom. So thank you to Secret, Venus, and Clearasil for helping me look halfway presentable during puberty.
"Lovemaking just means making each other feel loved" Kids running home to tell their parents they really want to do some lovemaking with their dogs and shit
the sex ed at my school was all taught by one of those organizations dedicated to talking girls out of abortions but then we had a terrible school wide chlamydia outbreak that finally convinced admin to update things 💀 (and also the org went bankrupt)
"kid: Hey dad, these girls I'm my class are acting kinda weird. They were whispering to each other" Dad: "let me tell you about when i got my first *ERECTION* "
That's what my Brazilian jiu jitsu instructor said when he got tea-bagged during training one night. the guy he was grappling with wasn't wearing underwear and his nuts fell in the back of our instructor's throat. All we heard was a bunch of coughing and gagging and ahhh it hit me in the back of the throat. Oh man it was priceless!
I know when I went through puberty all the girls talked a lot and were bad at bowling and I went from the tall kid the 1ft tall. This is exactly what happened in my very real experience of puberty.
My mom sprung the talk on me one morning before school when I was 8 during the reproduction episode of The Magic School Bus. I definitely have some mental scarring from that.
With how obnoxiously descriptive the narration in the first video is I'm pretty sure it's actually like, accessibility descriptions for blind kids. I've heard them before and they sound exactly like that
When Tyler’s dad started talking about erections the subtitles should’ve said “Tyler looks with a hollow expression with his eyes on his face sitting at the mahogany table, and listening to his dad with his ears on his head, while he sits at the mahogany table”
Watching old Irish women play with their hands and talking about god immediately removes any (accidental) boners so I don’t know why it was a girls only video 🤔 That stuff is more efficient than showing genitalia blown to bits by stds.
In my first sex ed class, after it was over, they gave the boys deodorant and girls tampons. I remember every single one of the deodorants were expired from like 3 years before and the tampons had coupons also from 3 years before lol
My parents never talked to me about sex until I was in my 20s and in the middle of a multi-year relationship: -Dad: so you know to use condoms, right? -Me: yes
I remember when my mom told me about periods and i was terrified because I had a huge fear of blood, except before that she said that my voice would get higher and i was happy because i could do i pretty good pikachu impression and that's really all 2nd grade me cared about
I go to a public school and my teacher straight said that we won't get STDs and that we won't get pregnant as long as we wait until marriage. I was sitting in class having a whole ass argument in my head of things I wanted to say to that man. Like I'm sorry but that's not how it works, not all of us are religious either (aka me) and every time he brought god into it I wanted to bash my brains in.
ikr! We got a "professinal" lady in to talk to the class and all she did was trying to convince us to wait until marriage. Luckily we're all old enough to already know what we need to know but oof.
I really wish these videos also taught about common mental illnesses that develop during puberty. I think if I knew depression was a medical problem when I was 12 I would have talked to a doctor instead of thinking that being constantly miserable was the same as getting more mature
Kids today are VERY informed of a wide array of of disorders and more psychological dynamics than ever. TikTok is so full of info, combined with no tolerance of bullying , there is hardly any social stigma or shame around most things that used to be taboo.(like depression, anxiety, sexuality, abuse etc.)
Kid: When did you start growing taller? Dad: *slight grin appears on his face and scoots in* I remember the first time I started getting uncontrollable ejaculations
I went to a Christian middle school where a lady yelled at us and said we would go to hell if we did oral, and then at the art high school I went to we had a representative from planned parenthood give us a thorough comprehensive education about sex, anatomy, and safety and there was a HUGE emphasis on consent and inclusivity. Afterwards she handed out free condoms and dental dams and offered to speak with people after class who were too shy to ask questions in front of everyone. So you could say I had drastically different experiences with sex ed
Wow, that last story was so refreshing, in what state, year and grade was this? They didn't teach us about consent until my last year of high school in 2017, and even then it was quite superficial, hetero and one-sided, it was basically taught as something that guys requested and girls could reject or accept like "guys don't obligate a girl to do something they don't want to do" and stuff like that. My teacher, albeit kinda an open minded christian woman who taught us about protection and birth control, still thought the solution to teen pregnancy was abstinence
@@ginandromeda1618I went to a public school in a very liberal city and I honestly never received any form of sex education in a classroom setting (sans for a one-time “girl talk/guy talk” session at an academic enrichment program that I was a part of). For some reason, my district made some schools offer physical education rather than health class. The only reason I wasn’t ignorant was because I was the loner kid who always hung out at the library and happened to read a variety of puberty books when I was in middle school.
I wish I had a better sex education like you did with Planned Parenthood. Bad sex education and being raised Catholic caused me to be terrified sex, nudity, etc. and feel a lot of sexual shame...
Um, as someone who has two kids--it's definitely the result of a long warm hug. You can avoid pregnancy however, if you omit the laughter and telling each other that they're beautiful "and everything like that."
@@gegethedog wtf? What mades you think they are a boomer? You shouldn't have to get such monumentally important information from friends and the Internet, it should be from teachers with degrees in the subject.
AIDS was really scary in the 90's. I was in a middle school health class in '97-''98 and we learned all about HIV/AIDS. Included in this talk was the message that you shouldn't check for change in pay phones (which was a thing you did when there were pay phones) because addicts with AIDS would stick used needles in them to try and get someone infected with AIDS. I don't know how the needle would get in there and still allow it to open, but that scared me. He followed it up with always checking your seat at the movie theater because addicts with AIDS would leave used needles there that would prick you when you sat down. I have no idea where these ideas came from. It made going to the movies a lot more stressful during middle school. Do they still teach about HIV/AIDS in health class today?
I had my first period on the first day of seventh grade. My last class was science, and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. He let me go and I can still remember that dread that washed over me when I saw the blood on my underwear. It wasn’t the sight of the blood that scared me. It was the going home and telling my mom that scared me. Because it meant I was going to get the “You’re not a little kid anymore” talk my sister had just a couple months before. I’m an identical twin and my sister (older than me by two minutes) was the first to endure the wrath of the period. We were swimming at my aunt’s house when she noticed blood on her bathing suit and asked my mom what it was. I was so scared for my sister and knew that my day was coming too. We were terrified of periods because all the women on my mom’s side of the family had horror stories about accidents in class and the severe pain. Of course, we followed the family tradition and suffered from atrocious accidents. The accidents became so frequent that I had to have a doctors note saying that no teacher could refuse any request made to go to the bathroom (even during tests). My twin and I were bullied all through school, and having noticeable accidents every month during middle school did not help our case. Thank the Lord my periods are nowhere near as bad now that I’m in my 30’s, but they still suck.
I used to think that actual sex ed was just like,,, a myth?? Cause where I live it’s straight up not required??? All we had was “health class”, and all we did was learn about basic hygiene and watch a video on abstinence
same. except my health class never even covered abstinence, just taught us vague concepts like to say no to drugs and how to do that chest pumping thing if someone goes into cardiac arrest
I remember learning most of the stuff you’re supposed to learn in sex Ed from my parents. The stuff they mostly talked about in class was about how you should never have sex before marriage and the horrors of stds. Thank god for my parents being comfortable explaining it to me.
i was waiting for that “virginity is cool” video but it never came :( Also why do they say that girls are growing up and experiencing changes just because they’re talking lol
@@primo4915 it’s a period product (pads, tampons, ETC) company that basically does alot of period teaching videos (at least when I was learning it was all tampax branded)
Eddie watching the Audio Description dub (as in the one that describes what's going on for blind people) and not realising that's what's going on? iconic
I remember in elementary school they divided the boys and girls into different classrooms and parents had to sign this waiver and we watched this old sex Ed video from like the 90s
oh god at my elementary school they didnt have any female teachers so apparently they drew straws for who had to teach the girls and the young hip new teacher drew the short straw. He didn't even tell us we were supposed to be learning about sex ed he just popped in a bill nye video and called it a day, and thats the story of how I thought I was dying when I first got my period.
What state did y’all have this in? We weren’t taught about sex in texas, we were taught about puberty and the science of pregnancy, so we had a lot of questions and most of them were never answered.
I mean, gotta give the guy props for his commitment to teaching. I mean he offered private lessons to select students but ended up teaching the entire school a lesson they’ll clearly never forget.
Primary school sex ed in the UK for me was just a general understanding of how babies are traditionally made and the anatomy. Secondary school was learning to put a condom on (girls school, they didnt want any of us running round preggers lol), and they also made us comfortable about talking about sex by literally forcing ALL of us to say various sexual terms individually til we didn't giggle or react. And then hilariously we had a sex slang last woman standing competition. I really liked sex ed in my schools 🤣 I think it helped me approach sex a little more maturely because it wasn't a taboo and I knew it was okay if I just did it safely.
Ours was a video in year 7 to all the year, separated by gender, about anatomy and puberty and another in year 9, same deal, about how babies were made and how it's ok to say no and what to do if your boyfriend/girlfriend made you uncomfortable etc etc. Couple of girls still got pregnant before we left but from older lads who had already left (booo), I don't know what the boys videos said but they stayed away from us girls lmao
I got basic sex Ed from high school. We learned about STDs and condoms and how to put them on. Apparently I was one of the only ones paying attention because there were quite a few pregnant girls in my school. I mean, I can't say they didn't try 🤷. Your schools method sounds far more thorough though. That last woman standing idea sounds great, and a good way to normalize these things amongst teens and young adults while making them fun
I remember sex ed. Our health teacher was so vapidly uncomfortable with talking about sex that he just put on some ridiculous lifetime movies that always ended with “abstinence is key” and “teen pregnancy ruins lives.”
I _feel_ like I was shown a graphic video of someone giving birth but I suppressed it so hard that I'm not sure if that's something that actually happened to me or just a joke on the simpsons
4:28 Uh, it's called audio description for the blind and it's so damn hard to come by in everyday media that we have to be greatful for whatever we get. So they're terrible at sex ed but at least they're inclusively terrible.
that first video really sounds like the audio description track (a recording of the audio portion with extra scene descriptions for low-vision or blind viewers) and its a pretty good example of a solid accessible audio description! The captions, however, are horrendous. they read like someone copy-pasted the script into the captions bar. maybe they spent all their money on the AD XD
In the first video in particular, I really appreciate how the dad uses anatomically correct terms and is frank without being embarrassed. It's awkward as hell to *watch*, yes, but that's the appropriate way to have that conversation.
Also, I'm pretty sure the "excessive" narration is supposed to be inclusive to blind and visually impaired kids, who can't see the screen. Even today it's still a pretty good video, better than most SexEd content out there lol
My dad told me to make guys use condoms and that I would be getting an abortion if I got pregnant, also that he and my mam had a great sex life. So yeah this dude did a lot better lol
I remember my sex Ed teacher (who was also my gym teacher) telling us about sex and then being like "that's why I'm pregnant". I just looked around like.... Um, ahhh.
In our class, the teacher said that girls bleed out their minge every month, and a bloke in the back just screams “WHAT? HOW ARE THEY OKAY?” And it was the single only time I felt validated as a young girl. That 12 year old boy gets it.
@@lvbboi9 really was though, wasn’t he? Not to this day have I encountered another male so in tune with female reality. The shock. The horror. It’s what all the girls felt and that lad just.... felt it. Has a daughter now. She’ll be in good hands she will
In Indiana, or at least the part I live, in we have this abstinence program called truth talks. Now I have a lot of weird ass memories from that class, but the thing that I remember the most was when someone asked the person teaching the class how gay people have sex, and he said “well they don’t, they just touch each other and try to arouse each other.” Keep in mind this man was teaching a sex Ed class to a bunch of middle schoolers in the late 2010s. Also kind of irresponsible now that I think about it because if you tell a bunch of kids that gay people having sex isn’t sex, then I feel like it would be kinda easy to put the connection in their head that you can’t gets STDs and stuff from gay sex, since they didn’t explain how STDs transfer other than “sex”. Just so painfully heteronormative I hate it.
As a kid, our video was super meta cause it was a video about kids watching the puberty video. It was also sponsored by always and secret and we got free samples. We giggled every time they said penis, especially during a scene were the coach says "don't worry about the size of your penis" and gives a whole lecture about it. Also there's a scene where a kid asks "what causes your voice to get deeper" and the coach says "that's a great question" AND THEN IT CUT OFF SO WE NEVER FOUND OUT. My friend and I had to ask her mom about it later.
@@MoistFluid Not Caption, the Narration. The guy is talking over the scenes and describing what's happening so people who can't see know what's happening on screen
🎶Sexual advances are not appealing, and now I’m starting to get the uh oh feeling, and my mama said my special parts are just for me! So why in the world are you trying to creep?🎵
My school basically showed us diagrams of how the internal process of everything worked. But never actually did anything more than that aside from “go ask your parents”
Glad that a. I don’t use tampons and b. I don’t get my period anymore bc “I want my plastic” has got to be the most terrifying you could say while talking about something that goes up your vag 😭
"Some people call it 'having sex'" oh my such slang from such a source of purity. She'd probably faint if someone used actual slang for that most illicit of acts lol
Dear Eddy, We've missed you. Forever yours, The Boys. P.S. Spectacular video. Very proud. I think your table is oak. The yellowish-green color makes me want to say its oak.
“eddy how did you miss that it was 1988 it says it in the first frame” that’s why i plastered it in large text as i said it
what do you got dumb brain and can’t read???
yes i do have dumb brain
That sounds like a big fat lie Eddy
oh ok thanks i couldn’t read until u told me
Gettin flak from the guy who couldnt spell spontaneous right
i'm sorry eddy i'm a fucking loser i'm sorry for ever doubting you please forgive me
“Hey dad why am I so short?”
“SON YOUR PEEPEE IS GOING WILD LIKE MINE DID”
I AM TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW
The way he said it while almost whispering was so creepy I had to stop the video a little
Lmao your comment is comedy gold
you know that actor needed work when he said fuck it...ill talk about boners with this kid i dont know
@@nickstav08 Speaking from experience?
Eddy also taught me about spiders and centipedes :)
Love your vids dude
Eek creepy crawlies
Professor Hidgens And his almighty hips hey I know you from the other comment
Father, Did you know that if you hold your foreskin while peeing you create a charged shot
He's a good teacher you seem very knowledgable about leggy bugs
In one of the videos we were forced to watch, one of the girls said "periods don't even hurt" and thats why I have trust issues now
That girl was lying. Periods suck. You may not feel the actual period, but there's cramps, and chunky pads, and mood swings, and blood stains, and blood. So much blood. Shall I go on?
That’s a cruel disgusting lie to tell children. The pain is real man...😬
Im so glad im a man
I think they dont wanna scare the youngins but it doesnt prepare you for the potential of cramps, nausea, w/e. But I get whats up bc my cousin was 12 and terrified it would be painful
For me when I first got mine it was only a little bit painful. more annoying than anything. But then as I got older the pain got worse and worse, and they regretted to inform me that sometimes PMS makes you act like an overemotional asshat who cries at the drop of the hat, and also nausea is a big part of menstruation. Oh, and the blood. So much blood.
As a female in high school, I would like to reassure some of y'all that I've personally never noticed that a guy was hard.
Same here lmao
I've also never noticed this.
Dats cuz u ugly lol
I may have noticed once ever in high school but even then I wasn't sure.
idk man i dont go looking but ive noticed it way too much.
This gives me a full body cringe. I dont like how softly Tylers dad is talking.
Same!
Groooooss
He’s like the bob ross of spontaneous erections
I'm a girl same
Like what the fuck tylers dad
"I feel short”
"I remember MY first ejaculation..."
Hes telling his son that he's short because he hasn't yanked on the dingle yet
Tyler's Grandpa: Man I remember the Nam.Tyler's dad: I remember the first time I touched my self. Grandpa: -.-
He just has that post-nut clarity
"Dad, this is why mom left..."
@@eggs7594 good picture
Someone asked our sex ed teacher if being gay had a version too, she said that no, being gay didnt exist.
Aw fu- *fades into nothingness*
Which mans penis opened up to accept the other mans penis?
@@m5a159 man could you imagine having a urethra that big
@@booty_hunter4207 this confused the fuck out of me when I read it in my email
It's amazing how many teachers are like the worst people to be teachers
It never dawned on me how the only puberty talk us girls got was about menstruating and our boobs growing, but nothing about our own sexual feelings, or even the (sometimes negative) mental changes that come with menstruating or how stress impacts cycles. Or how debilitating menstruating *can* be. In regards to sexuality.. While our stuff isn’t “noticeable” like boys, I’m sure we can all agree it’s equally important. Especially when you factor in PH balances, which being sexually active can cause to be IMbalanced, yeast infections which can be life threatening if left untreated, on top of STIs and STDs. But nope. You’re (supposed to) bleed every month, and just work out if that little stomach cramp gets on your nerves/causes you to be bed ridden 🤷🏾♀️
Exactly. Also, people need to be taught that sometimes (based on various factors and health conditions) you might NEED birth control, regardless of sexual activity. Periods are not always healthy and good, not enough people know about PCOS or thyroid problems and chalk SEVERE PAIN up to "normal period cramps".
Well we can't have sexual desire. Then we'd be sluts. (Sarcasm)
Oh God this.. I was in high school and actually had my mom drive me to urgent care for a “UTI” because sometimes when my crush was shirtless doing push-ups in gym, there was a ✨sensation✨that would occur along with what I called “unusual discharge” and “abdominal tension.” The doctor kinda looked at me for a second and said “Are.. Are you just feeling arousal?” and I flat-out told the doctor “No, I have a (word TH-cam will remove that means AFAB parts).” The look that that man gave me after that was.. Shameful. He gave me a huge lecture about how women also get hot and bothered, and that I could go to this list of websites that were all about sexual education for teens. Wish I had gotten to know about all that a little earlier in life so I didn’t have to make a fool of myself in Urgent Care, but what’s done is done, I suppose.
Guys aren’t really taught of their mental changes either, it’s not a thing specific to women
thissss. i moved schools every year (coincidentally every year i was in was the year they taught sex ed) i went through 4 different classes of it n the only thing i was taught was “women bleed every month n grow big boobs! men get erections n have weird feelings about girlssss yucky” like nothing about mental issues for either party or how hard n tiring it is to go through your menstruation cycle. the most i’ve learned has been online
my teacher taught us the golden rules of sex: protection, consent, boundaries. And that's on good teaching
my mom taught me protection and that if a man tries to force something i don't want on me, i have full permission to knock his lights out.
My school didn’t really have sex ed lol
Boundaries, consent then protection
Claire Sampson Lucky my school taught us abstinence and if you consensually do anything before marriage you won’t have a full heart
Flamebunny yeah same situation here. they just went along the direction of “don’t have sex till marriage. if anything bad happens to you, it’s your fault because you had sex before marriage”
*Well you see Luigi, when a pisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mamamias ravioli a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out 9 months later.*
Ugh. The most underrated comment on here I swear. This made me wanna die and live at the same time
Ah yes, my favourite episode of the Super Mario Bros Super Show!
im using this with my son in a few years...gold bro like for real just keep on doin what you do
I completely forgot bambino was a word so i thought you misspelled bamboo
@@ihatethebeatles4587 No worries mate.
In Kentucky the only thing the school says about sex is “wait until you’re married”... we have a lot of pregnant teens...
That’s so sad and makes me so angry. They complain about abortions yet won’t teach about sex or birth control. They won’t even teach about masturbation. Humans are sexual their entire lives. I don’t understand it. It is preventable through education. In Canada we learned about everything including birth control options in grade 7 & 8. Then I went to Catholic high school and they just taught the anatomy. I had to teach my friends. We had a lot of pregnancies. But the public high schools didn’t.That was in the 80’s. Even with the internet now kids need real education.
Yeah, not educating about it wont stop them.
Same here, abstinence only sex ed states actually are shown to be the states with the highest teen pregnancies/teen births
You think they try not to teach the facts regarding sex Ed because those said facts go against their extreme views?
here in SC they even told us not to date until we were 18
We had a female school nurse come in and teach us about sex, and she also told us that it is impossible to pee with a boner. Now i had at that point peed with a boner so i raised my hand and said that it is in fact possible. And at this point she starts arguing and insisting that it is impossible. Like bro, i have a dick you dont, which one of us would know if it be impossible or not?
it is, in fact, impossible for her to pee with a boner /j
I got one of those Reeses “are you drooling? Good.” Commercials halfway through this video and it was the worst
Yeah, it lined up on a really uncomfortable line too
I'm sorry, man.... I- I'm sorry
Fuck those adds.
oof
I hate those so much. People defend them cause the voice is the guy who played Bojack Horseman, but in my humble opinion that just makes them even creepier.
My school skipped sex ed in general. We just learned cursive again
thats the best sex education youll ever get
*_t h e m s e x y c u r v e d l e t t e r s_*
never learned cursive made me sad i really wanted to
My school needs both. We pregnant people and idiots that can’t read curved letters
Omfg
Amazing
Oh god eddy you're triggering my ptsd my dad taught me about the birds and the bees in a buffalo wild wings oh god now even the smell of garlic parmesan stresses me out
Oh my god what the fuck hahaha 🤣
I need more details.
Parmesan Garlic best flavor fight me
@@enzoarcamone1673 Fuck you, lemon pepper is the best flavor
Boy, I sure do love myself some Buffalo Wild Wings. Their food is _so_ great.
As a child of an immigrant, one thing I will say about those free samples is that I think they saved me from a lot of bullying. I'm mixed, and my mom, who is Asian, has never had to deal with the body odor and hair issues I have. I remember in 4th grade asking if I could have deodorant and she told me it would damage my skin and I should just use...baby powder. Thankfully the next year we had one of these assemblies and the girls got care packages with tampons, DEODORANT, and coupons for razors and acne products. Not to completely throw my mom under the bus--asides from her weird aversion to tampons she was really helpful when I did get my period--but I had to use New Years money to buy deodorant and acne spot treatments until I got my first job around 14, and when I started shaving in middle school I wore long pants at home for weeks to avoid the inevitable fight with my mom. So thank you to Secret, Venus, and Clearasil for helping me look halfway presentable during puberty.
Tyler’s dad was creepy.. why did he have to whisper everything 😖
Maura Espinoza that scene was shot like it belonged in no country for old men
@@gavinwilcox5027 honestly
He looked like a black Dr Phil
asmr dad
I had to watch that video in school and during the end the kids have lunch and try to have an ok conversation but it’s absolutely awfully acted out.
"Lovemaking just means making each other feel loved"
Kids running home to tell their parents they really want to do some lovemaking with their dogs and shit
The Paradise Paradox I did some "lovemaking" with my cat. See you later Virginia 😎😎🗿
shane, is that you?
jayz sociopath
Red rocket!! Red rocket!!
lmfao
tyler’s dad went from 0 to 100 real quick
Maybe the 3inches wasn't for hight
: |
@@Bruh-rd2ou Quite Possibly.
You mean from 0 to 3 inches?
B.O.B.
Sure did
the sex ed at my school was all taught by one of those organizations dedicated to talking girls out of abortions but then we had a terrible school wide chlamydia outbreak that finally convinced admin to update things 💀 (and also the org went bankrupt)
you had a school wide WHAT
WHAT
Dad Explains That it's Normal to Have Spontaneous Erections [ASMR]
Andrew Novak (whispers in ear) when I was your age (whispers in right ear) I had spontaneous (swaps to left) *e r e c t I o n s*
I was shown that exact video in fourth grade, and trust me it was weird
NARB
The girl that said she used a tampon for her first ever period is the most unrealistic part of any of the videos lmao
Trueeeeee I didn't for like 6 months and I swim competitively so that was a really fun swim season
@@mysteriousandforeboding: Is swimming while menstruating
Sharks: ~ >`°> ~>`°>
I still don't. I'm a coward.
so true tbh
Lmao I used one my first time bc I had ballet oops
Wait so normal foreplay ISNT a long kiss, a warm hug, and a short laugh about how good of friends my partner and I are?
no it's holding hands
It's actually a friendly handshake with light acknowledgment to a purely platonic relationship.
its mormon durfing
I almost liked this comment, but I saw it was at 420 likes, so I couldn’t touch it
@@PopcornCone some psychos made it reach 422 oh the nerve
I wish someone would have prepared me for my changing body after 40 because this is way more scary than when I went through puberty.
I sleep 1 inch in the wrong position and then i cant walk right
Roll reversal video where a now 28 year old Dr. Tyler sits his dad down to explain to him all of the changes his body is going through
@@EzaleaGraves ok but I want that video NOW
@EzaleaGraves Oh my God that would be amazing
Puberty 2
Rated R
"kid: Hey dad, these girls I'm my class are acting kinda weird. They were whispering to each other"
Dad: "let me tell you about when i got my first *ERECTION* "
"I remember when my body first ejaculated..!"
Jimmy Scott
Bro how did his *whole goddamn body* ejaculate though?
@@adeer87 full body spasms with each pulse of ejaculation
Ive seen this video in class before and it was awful.
how I remember my younger school days
“Oh man it hit the back of my throat.”
That’s what she said.
Not to me :(
That's what my Brazilian jiu jitsu instructor said when he got tea-bagged during training one night. the guy he was grappling with wasn't wearing underwear and his nuts fell in the back of our instructor's throat. All we heard was a bunch of coughing and gagging and ahhh it hit me in the back of the throat. Oh man it was priceless!
@@rebeccaspookyduran7864 I feel like there were a lot of people saying "Gayyyy" when that happened.
I would give this a like but it’s got 420 and I don’t want to ruin that
Rafter Boy thank you good sir
"Dad, I'm short, the girls talk too much and they're so bad at bowli-"
"Ah, yes, P U B E R T Y time"
Reminded me of the sex ed video with Jonathan Banks and bowling
Yeah it do be like that
And sleepgasms!
" I rEmEmBeR mY fIrSt ErEcTiOn"
I know when I went through puberty all the girls talked a lot and were bad at bowling and I went from the tall kid the 1ft tall. This is exactly what happened in my very real experience of puberty.
“I wish they’d just bowl”
Sam is the asexual king we didnt know we needed
From one asexual to another, I gotta give him respect
Nothing to do with "asexuality" but go off I guess.
@@kittykitties4220 it's a joke
@@Ritchan13 ok
My man has standards
"You've grown 3 inches"
Wait
How do you know--
*ohhhhh.... height...*
Bruh
🤣
Didnt he say in the past month??? Adding three to the D in a month is a God-like achievement
booty_ hunter420 oh shit facts
@@booty_hunter4207 facts
Tyler: The girls were acting a bit weird, but no big deal
Dad: Ah, I remember my first ejaculation
You mean the FIRST TIME I BUSTED A *NUT*
You mean the FIRST TIME I CHOKED THE CHICKEN
You mean when I beated and yeeted
@@jenniferhartlaub6613 ah yes a man of culture
*w h e n y o u r p e n i s g e t s h a r d*
My parents never sat down and talked to me about sex. The only thing they ever did was tell me “don’t watch porn.”
And I was like “what’s porn?”
Same, except they yelled it at me
Did you eventually find out? I hope not.
I’m 21 and my parents suggested I take birth control a couple years ago and that was literally it LMFAO
My mom sprung the talk on me one morning before school when I was 8 during the reproduction episode of The Magic School Bus. I definitely have some mental scarring from that.
My talk was more about strict morality rules than actual info.
With how obnoxiously descriptive the narration in the first video is I'm pretty sure it's actually like, accessibility descriptions for blind kids. I've heard them before and they sound exactly like that
When Tyler’s dad started talking about erections the subtitles should’ve said “Tyler looks with a hollow expression with his eyes on his face sitting at the mahogany table, and listening to his dad with his ears on his head, while he sits at the mahogany table”
“Slips out” is the worst thing I’ve ever heard and it took a year off my life
UwU *slips out* OWO
@@holykonchu7250 that took ten years. I hope you're happy.
@@micahmosse3876 *Slips out* aw frick UwU ah heck uwu my uwu *slips in* OWO
@@holykonchu7250 im on my death bed. I hope you're proud.
Watching old Irish women play with their hands and talking about god immediately removes any (accidental) boners so I don’t know why it was a girls only video 🤔 That stuff is more efficient than showing genitalia blown to bits by stds.
When i heard him say "you grew 3 inches" i didnt think about height.
same lmao
I was a half second away from falling asleep when I heard that. I'm wide awake now
Sweet home Alabama plays
What you where thinking was my second thought.
Lmao
In my first sex ed class, after it was over, they gave the boys deodorant and girls tampons. I remember every single one of the deodorants were expired from like 3 years before and the tampons had coupons also from 3 years before lol
Guys, I think Eddy is drinking b**r. Pls don't tell my mom I'm watching this
Says “Brando_erectus”
Pls dont say b*er (beer) my mom was watching over my shoulder and now i can't use my ipod touch second generation for a week
Brando_erectus's mom! He's watching some drink the alcahal!1!
Shhhh don't type it too loooouuuud. Mommy Wojcicki might hear and ground Eddy!!
Brando_erectus ard I’m unsubscribed . 😔😣😖😫😩😤😩😤😩😤😩
"You grew 3 inches"
Like HOLY SHIT THAT WAS WORDED SO POORLY
I hit the fattest "Fucking-scuse me??" Blink
I thought the same thing I thought that was a weird father son relationship
I literally said to myself jokingly pathetic I grew 93
Had a feeling I wasn't the only one who thought horribly worded but glad to see commented.
"Which direction, dad?"
0:50 “Oh it hit the back of my throat”. (Realizes how that could relate to the video) “...OH man.”
Me tho
haha
Every time Tyler’s dad said “erection” I just laughed uncontrollably. Literally just the way that he talks is insane
As a man who frequently brings a guitar into the bathroom, I have never felt more accepted.
Lol
Actually that is a good idea when doing number 2
I want to like this but its at 420 😔
@@aster6162 you can like it now
I live in california so i bring everything i have into the bathroom with me
Dad could you please feed m-
I REMEBER MY FIRST ERECTION
Dad please I need to ea-
IT HAPPENED LAST MONDAY
dad please i just want to-
SO THE FIRST TIME I CAME
Son: I’m dyi-*dies*
Dad:AH YES, I WAS LOOKING AT A PHOTO OF YOUR MOM..son?
😂
eat ur cereal
My parents never talked to me about sex until I was in my 20s and in the middle of a multi-year relationship:
-Dad: so you know to use condoms, right?
-Me: yes
MarredCheese like dude you see any noisy wage sponges around here? We good fam
MarredCheese my mom won’t stop talking to me
my dads contribution to me was 'just wait til your married'. my brother got 'just use condoms'
bro same. it was just "so uh....y'all using protecting right"
"yes"
"good...."
@@makduke I like to imagine that this is just in general. Like "this woman who birthed me won't fucking stop speaking to me"
I remember when my mom told me about periods and i was terrified because I had a huge fear of blood, except before that she said that my voice would get higher and i was happy because i could do i pretty good pikachu impression and that's really all 2nd grade me cared about
okay awww
You should talk about the ones that only preach abstinence. I had to watch a few at my school and they were awful and hilarious.
Same
I go to a public school and my teacher straight said that we won't get STDs and that we won't get pregnant as long as we wait until marriage. I was sitting in class having a whole ass argument in my head of things I wanted to say to that man. Like I'm sorry but that's not how it works, not all of us are religious either (aka me) and every time he brought god into it I wanted to bash my brains in.
ikr! We got a "professinal" lady in to talk to the class and all she did was trying to convince us to wait until marriage. Luckily we're all old enough to already know what we need to know but oof.
my high school just showed us STD ridden genital pics and said if you had sex before marriage you'd get all of them and pregnant
My high school just played reruns of Degrassi.. in middle school they played reruns of Degrassi Jr High lol
When you get to a certain age: 9, 11, was an inside job, 14...
Steesen Shiller if it was an inside job, why did the planes come from outside
@@emmettyoung7603 You've cracked the case!
I feel so bad for laughing at this😂
Emmett Young the planes came from the outside but everyone died inside their jobs (boom proven inside job)
@@purplecatloverrandompizza if it makes you feel better, I don't feel bad for making the joke whatsoever
“and we definitely don’t wanna get *A-I-D-S* ”
even looking at it through the lens of a different time, it’s still incredibly weird
That's because it wouldn't be dope and funky fresh, and we all know that we want to be funky fresh homies.
Yes we do
We want aid not A-I-D-S.
I really wish these videos also taught about common mental illnesses that develop during puberty. I think if I knew depression was a medical problem when I was 12 I would have talked to a doctor instead of thinking that being constantly miserable was the same as getting more mature
I was in middle school from like 2010-2013 and mental health was a part of the unit
Kids today are VERY informed of a wide array of of disorders and more psychological dynamics than ever. TikTok is so full of info, combined with no tolerance of bullying , there is hardly any social stigma or shame around most things that used to be taboo.(like depression, anxiety, sexuality, abuse etc.)
@icu3869 genuinely can't tell if this is bait
Kid: When did you start growing taller?
Dad: *slight grin appears on his face and scoots in* I remember the first time I started getting uncontrollable ejaculations
son, I remember when i ejaculated upwards of 5 times a day.
Kid: my friends are weird
Dad: your tall
Kid: no I'm short
Dad: YO SON I HAVE RAGING ERECTIONS
this is quality
Royal Marauder agreed
i cannot breathe
dollarstoremakeup I have an inhaler do you want me to mail it to you?
@@solenopsis1 it's been over 2 weeks, I fear it's too late
I went to a Christian middle school where a lady yelled at us and said we would go to hell if we did oral, and then at the art high school I went to we had a representative from planned parenthood give us a thorough comprehensive education about sex, anatomy, and safety and there was a HUGE emphasis on consent and inclusivity. Afterwards she handed out free condoms and dental dams and offered to speak with people after class who were too shy to ask questions in front of everyone. So you could say I had drastically different experiences with sex ed
"Fuck and u go 2 hell"
"Lmao go ahead"
Wow, that last story was so refreshing, in what state, year and grade was this? They didn't teach us about consent until my last year of high school in 2017, and even then it was quite superficial, hetero and one-sided, it was basically taught as something that guys requested and girls could reject or accept like "guys don't obligate a girl to do something they don't want to do" and stuff like that. My teacher, albeit kinda an open minded christian woman who taught us about protection and birth control, still thought the solution to teen pregnancy was abstinence
@@ginandromeda1618I went to a public school in a very liberal city and I honestly never received any form of sex education in a classroom setting (sans for a one-time “girl talk/guy talk” session at an academic enrichment program that I was a part of). For some reason, my district made some schools offer physical education rather than health class. The only reason I wasn’t ignorant was because I was the loner kid who always hung out at the library and happened to read a variety of puberty books when I was in middle school.
I wish I had a better sex education like you did with Planned Parenthood. Bad sex education and being raised Catholic caused me to be terrified sex, nudity, etc. and feel a lot of sexual shame...
Inclusivity? She told you to make sure to have sex with other races? Inclusivity has nothing to do with sex.
Um, as someone who has two kids--it's definitely the result of a long warm hug. You can avoid pregnancy however, if you omit the laughter and telling each other that they're beautiful "and everything like that."
It must be so hard to decide how and when to explain it 😂
As a lifelong girl: can confirm, those dolls are terrifying
Thank you for your cooperation
I'm glad we got experienced people reviewing this
As a lifelong dude, and seeing them for the first time, I too can confirm, they are terrifying
As a life long entity from another universe: I agree they are terrifying
As a part time girl i can also confirm
The Who am I Now song should be a staple of this channel
Why did you need three chairs, Creed?
I never got the talk
80% of my information I got from the internet 15% from school and 5% friends
Same.
Yep
That is not good.
@@lisah8438 ok boomer
@@gegethedog wtf?
What mades you think they are a boomer?
You shouldn't have to get such monumentally important information from friends and the Internet, it should be from teachers with degrees in the subject.
AIDS was really scary in the 90's. I was in a middle school health class in '97-''98 and we learned all about HIV/AIDS. Included in this talk was the message that you shouldn't check for change in pay phones (which was a thing you did when there were pay phones) because addicts with AIDS would stick used needles in them to try and get someone infected with AIDS. I don't know how the needle would get in there and still allow it to open, but that scared me. He followed it up with always checking your seat at the movie theater because addicts with AIDS would leave used needles there that would prick you when you sat down. I have no idea where these ideas came from. It made going to the movies a lot more stressful during middle school.
Do they still teach about HIV/AIDS in health class today?
i imagine the capital AIDS not like an acronym but as screaming and its really funny man
crazy how the reagan administration was able to fuck so much up.
they do, but as part of like, overall information about STIs. I don't think it generally gets its own lecture or anything these days.
I'm Australian, but they did talk about HIV/AIDS as a disease, plus the stigma (they showed us an old homophobic PSA)
The funky fresh guy talking to himself in his mirror made me feel like i was watching a TikTok POV
Bruh was that Winona Ryder dressed like a Roman statue demanding she needs her plastic
I.. maybe?🤣
eddy is exposing the flaws of our education system one video at a time
I had my first period on the first day of seventh grade. My last class was science, and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. He let me go and I can still remember that dread that washed over me when I saw the blood on my underwear. It wasn’t the sight of the blood that scared me. It was the going home and telling my mom that scared me. Because it meant I was going to get the “You’re not a little kid anymore” talk my sister had just a couple months before.
I’m an identical twin and my sister (older than me by two minutes) was the first to endure the wrath of the period. We were swimming at my aunt’s house when she noticed blood on her bathing suit and asked my mom what it was. I was so scared for my sister and knew that my day was coming too. We were terrified of periods because all the women on my mom’s side of the family had horror stories about accidents in class and the severe pain. Of course, we followed the family tradition and suffered from atrocious accidents. The accidents became so frequent that I had to have a doctors note saying that no teacher could refuse any request made to go to the bathroom (even during tests). My twin and I were bullied all through school, and having noticeable accidents every month during middle school did not help our case. Thank the Lord my periods are nowhere near as bad now that I’m in my 30’s, but they still suck.
I used to think that actual sex ed was just like,,, a myth?? Cause where I live it’s straight up not required??? All we had was “health class”, and all we did was learn about basic hygiene and watch a video on abstinence
I thought it was where people would have sex in a classroom
Omg our health class was just about not doing drugs and that was it.
i got my sex ed from the rumors written on bathroom stalls
same. except my health class never even covered abstinence, just taught us vague concepts like to say no to drugs and how to do that chest pumping thing if someone goes into cardiac arrest
Same here I grew up in the South so they didn't teach us anything.
meanwhile,
"hey, mom? some of the boys were looking at me and my friend while we were talkin-"
"I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I *S Q U I R T E D* "
Imagine this actually happening
I laughed at this comment more than the actual video good job
I really don't get the comment..
@@CL0WN they’re poking fun at 5:10
oh, bo
this period is brought to you by raid shadow legends
Underrated comment
amazing comment
I remember learning most of the stuff you’re supposed to learn in sex Ed from my parents. The stuff they mostly talked about in class was about how you should never have sex before marriage and the horrors of stds. Thank god for my parents being comfortable explaining it to me.
i was waiting for that “virginity is cool” video but it never came :(
Also why do they say that girls are growing up and experiencing changes just because they’re talking lol
Everyone knows all girls are born mute, right?
becky potato it never came bec they are virgins
These videos today:
"This sex education video is brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends"
LMAO
Noooooo
Use our code juices for free loot
@@redmin6066 You take your comment go back to wherever that came from because it does not belong in this bingo hall
F
“So it’s like a branded educational video”
Welcome to female health.
YES LMAO
literally
What is that?
@@primo4915 it’s a period product (pads, tampons, ETC) company that basically does alot of period teaching videos (at least when I was learning it was all tampax branded)
@@happythedog11 got it, thx.
Eddie watching the Audio Description dub (as in the one that describes what's going on for blind people) and not realising that's what's going on? iconic
Yeaaaah .. that part of the video was cringe
I was looking for this comment lmao
I remember in elementary school they divided the boys and girls into different classrooms and parents had to sign this waiver and we watched this old sex Ed video from like the 90s
At my school we are in the same room. And they go into detail. A lot of detail. A. Lot.
oh god at my elementary school they didnt have any female teachers so apparently they drew straws for who had to teach the girls and the young hip new teacher drew the short straw. He didn't even tell us we were supposed to be learning about sex ed he just popped in a bill nye video and called it a day, and thats the story of how I thought I was dying when I first got my period.
that happened at my school too 💀💀
What state did y’all have this in? We weren’t taught about sex in texas, we were taught about puberty and the science of pregnancy, so we had a lot of questions and most of them were never answered.
redskeletonart2 not surprised from Texas I’m from California
Our sex ed/health teacher got caught having "relations" with one of the students and went to jail.
He was teaching a very “special” class
No officer it’s just a practical class.
Sounds like mean girls
I mean, gotta give the guy props for his commitment to teaching. I mean he offered private lessons to select students but ended up teaching the entire school a lesson they’ll clearly never forget.
Some people have a kinesthetic learning style
i’m 5 minutes into the video and it’s already better than any sex ed i got in high school
Primary school sex ed in the UK for me was just a general understanding of how babies are traditionally made and the anatomy. Secondary school was learning to put a condom on (girls school, they didnt want any of us running round preggers lol), and they also made us comfortable about talking about sex by literally forcing ALL of us to say various sexual terms individually til we didn't giggle or react. And then hilariously we had a sex slang last woman standing competition.
I really liked sex ed in my schools 🤣 I think it helped me approach sex a little more maturely because it wasn't a taboo and I knew it was okay if I just did it safely.
Ours was a video in year 7 to all the year, separated by gender, about anatomy and puberty and another in year 9, same deal, about how babies were made and how it's ok to say no and what to do if your boyfriend/girlfriend made you uncomfortable etc etc. Couple of girls still got pregnant before we left but from older lads who had already left (booo), I don't know what the boys videos said but they stayed away from us girls lmao
I got basic sex Ed from high school. We learned about STDs and condoms and how to put them on. Apparently I was one of the only ones paying attention because there were quite a few pregnant girls in my school. I mean, I can't say they didn't try 🤷. Your schools method sounds far more thorough though. That last woman standing idea sounds great, and a good way to normalize these things amongst teens and young adults while making them fun
Tyler: I'm short
Tyler's dad: I was hard when I was your age
Omg you just made my day
LMAO
I want eddy with a mustache to come into my house and assume the role of my actual dad
Same bro, Eddy is epic with a mustache
Tyler’s dad is way out of control I don’t like the way he’s approaching this ejaculation business
the fuck you say about my dad
I misheard “when my body first ejaculated” as “when my buddy” and was so confused as first 😭
I remember sex ed. Our health teacher was so vapidly uncomfortable with talking about sex that he just put on some ridiculous lifetime movies that always ended with “abstinence is key” and “teen pregnancy ruins lives.”
Fr never got taught about how the human body works but more of *YOULL FUCKING DIE IF YOU HAVE A KID AS A TEEN*
"What if I wanna have sex before I get married?"
"Well then I guess you just have to die"
I _feel_ like I was shown a graphic video of someone giving birth but I suppressed it so hard that I'm not sure if that's something that actually happened to me or just a joke on the simpsons
@@Romanticoutlaw i remember that but of course they pick a video of a difficult birth
My God that's so dangerously misinformed and definitely caused more teen pregnancy than it prevented
4:28 Uh, it's called audio description for the blind and it's so damn hard to come by in everyday media that we have to be greatful for whatever we get. So they're terrible at sex ed but at least they're inclusively terrible.
They're inclusive for the visually impaired but damn those subtitles aren't perfect for hearing impaired
I think that weird narration is from some sort of disability captioning, like if you were blind you’d know what was happening
Spirit Of The Holidays Yes, thank you for saying this. Accessibility is so important.
If u were blind u wouldn't be able to read the subtitles bro
Oh wait gotcha never mind
casual kevin good job kevin
That was my exact thought, yeah. They already had subtitled it so they obviously cared about accessibility.
that first video really sounds like the audio description track (a recording of the audio portion with extra scene descriptions for low-vision or blind viewers) and its a pretty good example of a solid accessible audio description! The captions, however, are horrendous. they read like someone copy-pasted the script into the captions bar. maybe they spent all their money on the AD XD
In the first video in particular, I really appreciate how the dad uses anatomically correct terms and is frank without being embarrassed. It's awkward as hell to *watch*, yes, but that's the appropriate way to have that conversation.
I could really do without the ‘enthusiastic’ whispering or dismissive/lighthearted tone of his statements. 🙇🏻♂️
Also, I'm pretty sure the "excessive" narration is supposed to be inclusive to blind and visually impaired kids, who can't see the screen. Even today it's still a pretty good video, better than most SexEd content out there lol
My dad told me to make guys use condoms and that I would be getting an abortion if I got pregnant, also that he and my mam had a great sex life. So yeah this dude did a lot better lol
having a baby as a teenager is very bad id said an abortion is preferable. @@geordieghoulette7142
In Pennsylvania, the teachers just look at various students in the eye and aggressively pronounce each sex-Ed vocabulary word
went to school in PA, that's pretty much all i can remember either
Can confirm from the western side
Sounds funky fresh
I’ve never heard a more accurate statement about Pennsylvania.
I remember my sex Ed teacher (who was also my gym teacher) telling us about sex and then being like "that's why I'm pregnant". I just looked around like.... Um, ahhh.
In our class, the teacher said that girls bleed out their minge every month, and a bloke in the back just screams “WHAT? HOW ARE THEY OKAY?”
And it was the single only time I felt validated as a young girl. That 12 year old boy gets it.
Are you british
Just curious
@@lvbboi9 Welsh
@@skyskynomnom4674 The "Bloke" is what ticked me
Also, that guy is a legend
@@lvbboi9 really was though, wasn’t he? Not to this day have I encountered another male so in tune with female reality. The shock. The horror. It’s what all the girls felt and that lad just.... felt it. Has a daughter now. She’ll be in good hands she will
Seriously, I love that kid too.
In Indiana, or at least the part I live, in we have this abstinence program called truth talks. Now I have a lot of weird ass memories from that class, but the thing that I remember the most was when someone asked the person teaching the class how gay people have sex, and he said “well they don’t, they just touch each other and try to arouse each other.” Keep in mind this man was teaching a sex Ed class to a bunch of middle schoolers in the late 2010s. Also kind of irresponsible now that I think about it because if you tell a bunch of kids that gay people having sex isn’t sex, then I feel like it would be kinda easy to put the connection in their head that you can’t gets STDs and stuff from gay sex, since they didn’t explain how STDs transfer other than “sex”. Just so painfully heteronormative I hate it.
pov: you're donna getting picked up by dj jazzy jay
“Pee is stored in the balls. If you don’t have balls, it simply evaporates into the air.” -Obama (last name unknown)
As a woman, can confirm our pee evaporates into the air. Also we bleed sparkles and rainbows once a month. It's true, ask your mom.
@@ThePhantomSafetyPin I am also a female and I can verify
Not a quote. Obama knows grammar.
@@randomchannel5244 But no one knows his last name.
@@alastorlapid2365 that's right
I got to put a condom on a wooden stick.
In class.
Nobody else wanted to do it in my group so I volunteered.
I'm educated now.
We had to watch a single 59 year old woman put it on a banana and we didn’t even get to try.
I did as well and it popped, I was told that by the Health Nurse who was teaching the class that I put it on to hard.
They used bananas in my class in 1996 lol
@@losthope4247 my sex ed teacher just went fully nude and slapped it on./s
As a kid, our video was super meta cause it was a video about kids watching the puberty video. It was also sponsored by always and secret and we got free samples. We giggled every time they said penis, especially during a scene were the coach says "don't worry about the size of your penis" and gives a whole lecture about it. Also there's a scene where a kid asks "what causes your voice to get deeper" and the coach says "that's a great question" AND THEN IT CUT OFF SO WE NEVER FOUND OUT. My friend and I had to ask her mom about it later.
he's not actually narrating the story weirdly, you've just found a version for the visually impaired so they narrate the story in more detail.
Tamera Tychansky Yeah it kinda irritated me how he was joking about the « narration » when it was obviously audio-description :/
I knew this immediately.
what? How would letters help the visually impaired?
Tamera Tychansky that’s what i was thinking but i couldn’t tell
@@MoistFluid Not Caption, the Narration. The guy is talking over the scenes and describing what's happening so people who can't see know what's happening on screen
i'm a year late here but you really missed out on calling this video "sex eddycation" thank you. thank you.
ikr
no but he put that in the title screen- (another year late)
In elementary school we had a purple cat singing a song called “ don’t touch my no no Square”
Oh no
🎵Do not touch me there, that is my no no square 🎵
Did it have that one part that went “R! A! P! E! Rape is a felony!”
oh god...
🎶Sexual advances are not appealing, and now I’m starting to get the uh oh feeling, and my mama said my special parts are just for me! So why in the world are you trying to creep?🎵
My school basically showed us diagrams of how the internal process of everything worked. But never actually did anything more than that aside from “go ask your parents”
Sex ed should be taught in school but REGULATED and not full of liberal propoganda.
@@Cherno35 the fuck are you on about?
@@Cherno35 I agree with MOST of that sentence, until it got political
Sex Ed should not be political
@@F-L-E-T i’ll have you know im a pansexual trans girl now
The “jazzy J” one felt like an eboy tik tok
POV: your crush approaches you and tells you to use protection but you don't know why and you don't have a crush on him anymore
*Jizzy J
(im Canadian)my 8th grade sex ed class was done by the french teacher (who's from Quebec) so everything she said was in a thick French accent
Quebecer here i know the feel
I wish I could hardly understand my health teacher
@Orlando Watson That was a fucking *_good one_* dude 👌🏻
I'm imagining someone saying "clitoris" in a very thick French accent in front of a room full of Junior high students and I'm dying
Hon hon every man should ave a mistress hon hon
I went to a catholic school so like
💏💍➡️🙏➡️🤰➡️👼🤱➡️👨👩👧👦
Ashlyn Storey I went to public school and it was all like.
👉👌🐝4️⃣💍=☠️
they taught me the same at catholic school but I turned out
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@@mmoobloom we catch the gay sometimes
We had like
👉👌➡️ 🦀+🚼
@@mmoobloom same here 😂🏳🌈
Glad that a. I don’t use tampons and b. I don’t get my period anymore bc “I want my plastic” has got to be the most terrifying you could say while talking about something that goes up your vag 😭
aren't there sex toys made of plastic.
You should see what the 1950s recommended for “ female hygiene “Lysol , other eyebrow raising, head-scratching cryptic, coded language. Yikes.
"Some people call it 'having sex'" oh my such slang from such a source of purity. She'd probably faint if someone used actual slang for that most illicit of acts lol
Super pumped that you got the mug I sent in, and I lowkey freaked out when I saw that it made it in a video!😂 Hope you and Gus liked them!
Your mugs are awesome! Great work!
Dear Eddy,
We've missed you.
Forever yours,
The Boys.
P.S. Spectacular video. Very proud. I think your table is oak. The yellowish-green color makes me want to say its oak.
Nice observation
It’s probably some kind of wood but wood stain renders the color meaningless.
Gr8 comment haha