The Worst Drug Dealer Ever
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
- Follow my Twitter - / thegoblinnn
In todays video, I talk about the worst drug dealer I've ever had. I hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I am in no way confessing to the acts stated in this video. This video, along with all others found on my channel, has been uploaded purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously.
Contact:
☆Twitter☆ / thegoblinnn
☆Snapchat☆ thegxblin
☆Business E-Mail☆ TheGobbyBusiness@gmail.com
☆Instagram☆ / thegbln
I hope you enjoyed, subscribe if you did!
MERCH DROPPING JUNE 11TH
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER FOR THE LINK WHEN IT DROPS
twitter.com/TheGoblinnn
On what I graduate that day lemme cop one
Same day as my boys court date🙏🙏🙏🙏
You need the hole outfit merch from socks to caps
Yo I've have xan jellows but there actually really good u jus gotta get real ones
All it is u make jellow but crush up a fuck ton of bars and let it dry after u make it
Aye free Cody’s brother; he provided many hoots and hollers.
Fax
FRXX EMMM
the fast way 🤧
*murders whole city*
Jp , I think he out Bc tht took place cuplé month’s ago
bruh dropped a sweat shirt in the beginning of summer
t shirts coffee mugs and phone cases too baby
every goblin fan lives in a tweaker hoodie™️ he knows his audience
Lmaooo so tru
It's winter in Australia
I was going to like but had to keep it at 69 likes
Goblin “A girl a usually call Ashley”. Me “do you have any clue how small that narrows it down”
love the gameplay. really entertaining watching you get good gear and get absolutely shredded to pieces as soon as you see a player
He said his neighbor 20 a gram’d him, but in all reality josh just pocketed half the bud cause goblin didn’t have roaches for him
All my homies hate josh
they call Josh the exterminator because when he leaves all the roaches are gone too 😂
Probably 😂
@@wyattszakacs3457💀💀
“Little billy joe and joe billy” 😂😂😂
Nicky boy wya
Man I remember one time this random plug said he forgot the weed, cuh, u literally had one job to do
😂😂
What a loser
That’s like going to a shooting range and forgetting your gun
@@skymash or going to school
@@skymash But even then, a lot of shooting ranges have guns you can borrow.
Who else died when he said you servin the "10 sack Committee"🤣🤣
i straight up started dying looool
Hol up i'm stupid. Does 10 sack mean 1 gram?
G R Unknown 10 sack is just a bag worth 10 dollar. If it’s a real plug and it’s kinda mid you’ll probably get a little bit over a gram
i literally died
@@renaissancechimp667 10sack here is not really mid but its not gas and its like 1,5 grams
"if your out there everything you serve is terrible im actually very upset with you andy" love that so much
I been going through some hardships recently and it peaked tonight, literally I was breaking down in my bathroom asking for something to cheer me up. Thank you Goblin, every time you upload it makes my mood somewhat tolerable.
Yo you okay mate?
U ok bro?
U still here bro? Get a joint in ya..trust me it all gets better if you let it
u good man?
Alexander Schrepel youre not alone bro. it’ll be aight.
"We've got a true hoot and a holler a true banger if you will"
Remember to stay hydrated
i'm highdrated
I’m dripping like Niagra falls
Can I get an “aye” counter
Aye
Right when I saw that I heard like 3 of em
8 I counted in intro alone, np
*ayet
Aye
“$600 for a 2 bedroom house, so if that gives you an idea”
*Me, a Californian, thinking that’s a really great deal*
Me living in northern virginia and thinking the same thing...
Central Texas - that's a _really_ fucking good deal.
Me a Canadian thinking that’s a fucking amazing good deal
@@Nick-gt6bn what's the exchange rate between the Canadian dollar and the US dollar though?
Guys, his point is that it is a deal that's too good, to emphasize that the house was a complete shithole as a consequence
Y’all talking about Cody’s brother but don’t even mention this man was trying to push jello xans in the snack pack wrapping 💀
Hey cant say he aint a hustler
Haven't even watched yet but IK he's talkimg about my plug.
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
same i only like my plug cuz he's conveniently close but he sucks
rewatching this vid a year later and now i have an awesome plug shoutout 🍇
@@natalies7360 lol cheers
lmao imagine paying $40 for an 8th of mid
I've seen a lot in 30 years of smoking, but the one that really made me say "c'mon man, really?" was the dude who used the bag his Subway sandwich came in. He was one of those "I'm right around the corner be there in a half hour" guys who really meant 2 or 3 hours. I didn't stick with him long.
I got a walmart bag with holes and I assume some fell out. I'm pretty sure he shorted me.
This finna be a hoot and a holler. And possibly even a true banger
You know it’s about to be a good goblin story when he comes in with “a true hoot and a holler, a true banger if you will”
i had a plug that sold 100mg edibals for 50$
edit i didn't buy it
Who would buy it
@@aturtle8904 idk
Bru you can make like 1gram into a 150 or 200mg edible lol
my plug get me 50mg for 10-15😂
they Love Karen thats shit
Yo shroom tea is a thing, never heard of shroom soda tho lmao.
You wanna use lemon. It helps with the psilocybin/ psilocyn conversion.
@@dannywright1317 that’s lemon tek not shroom tea.
@@hads404 add a tea bag it's lemon tea 🤷♂️
My plug got chocolate shrooms
ROFL. LIL SHROOM SODA.
this is why I’m always carful when it comes to Dealers
Nah when he said "I'm actually upset with you" idk why I was laughing my ass off
“So we chilled and smoked the 1/8 of mid”
This is the fastest I’ve ever clicked on a video.
Me too😂😂😂
Ong😂
Imagine how terrible Xan jello would taste.
Bro I'm buggin rn you are the greatest storyteller of our time
Didn’t even get a notification, just looked up your channel at the right time ayy
Same :( even though I had notifications turned on
I love when he does the “aye” shit it’s so funny
goblin you sooth me in a way that league of legends never could. this might be the move
My guy says "ayy" more times than a rapper who's stalling their bars 😩😂
Hearing Cody's brother going to jail is sad and shit, but it is finally some incite on the Goblin life and lore
Wait how did Cody's older brother tell you that the neighbor sold if he was in jail?
You'll See My Name EveryWhere he didnt actually get sentenced and go to jail until last november but he stopped selling when he got arrested
@@TheGBLN ohhhhh okay that clears it up, thank you for responding, watch your vids and streams all the time homie 💪
How long is he gone for? May i ask
@@noelbuker5343 he said that in his stream which is 11 years, 5 or 6 for good behavior and it was for shooting another guy in self defense but he got that much time because he is a convicted felon with a gun
You'll See My Name EveryWhere guess he finally pulled the .40 he put to goblins mouth
“As if nobody else could hear us”
Reminds me of the time my mate yelled out the plugs name in the McDonald’s parking lot
psilocybin sodas are actually a thing on dnm
So are fungi chocolate bars I have some on me
hourplastic ik someone who makes em and ive tried a 3.5 bar. Amazing absolutely amazing
Aye got on 15 seconds after it posted fastest I’ve ever lmao
12:50 "man I got these shroom sodas mah, you wouldn't believe bruh man"
This has gotta be the funniest bs that's ever came out of Goblin's mouth bruh im dying 😂
LMFAO xan jellos, good ass storytime tho goblin the sweatshirt n hoot n holler shirt is definitely gonna be a cop
Maaan for someone who does so many drugs you sure do have a good memory
the real worst are the plugs that dont know how to price product... i was the first plug in my community with 25$ eighths so i had to do 45$ quads but everyone else would do 30$ and 60$ which makes no sense lmao
The goblin merch should come with drugs lol 😂
🆓 Cody brother till it’s 🔙wards
Out 🔜
brother cody free
The worst I’ve ever had was also a I want to try and look like I’m the cool guy “Sure I can help you out” type but eventually was honest with us after the frequency of our trips. But we were young and our plug got popped so we were desperate for a while even oblivious when he started making us run errands for him. I had it out when he sent me to get him $2 (it was the late 1990’s that was a little bit under 2 gallons)of gasoline and instead of a gas can hands me a big jug which once had 5 quarts of oil. Other friends still dealt with him but we finally found better options and he was free of us lol
My friends would continue to put up with bs from the guy I never fucked with him again after the get me some gas thing cuz the oil jug gas can leaked in my trunk
😂this man said get tf on my property☠️
Andy is the definition of fake it till you make it
That's nothing, have you ever bought off Kyle's boy turbo?
My boy who huh
shoutout latj
85 for a q is pretty bad but just last week my boy’s plug offered 220 for the half
Swim can find for $90 a half O , amazing quality, 300 zip of wax
goblin is a great content maker. best druggie channel ever
THE TEN SAC COMMITEEEEEE😂😂💀💀, shit had me fucking cackling🤯
When you’re watching this after watching trap house tales. Love goblin so many vids I’ve missed out!
“ I’ll build you a porch” lmao
I appreciate u for telling me to look at the screen when u where talking ab the xan jello cus i was playing cod lmao
billy joe and joe billy, lmao that's accurate tho
Xan Jello sounds like the coolest first name ever. Xan Jello get your ass back in here!
Every anonymous broad gob talks about is “Ashley”😂 that shit cracks me up
“how to tell if the runtz is real”🤣🤣
Who else just pictured the neighbor as Trevor from gta
Not no oven😂😂 I feel you though. Weed and a couple friends get you through it all
the ten sack committee😂😂😂😂
$600 a month for a 2 bedroom apartment is a great deal where I live. I lived in a 1 bedroom, 120 square ft trailer for 600 in my city
The custies be lovin the xanny jello 😭😭😭
LMFAOOO why did you describe my old house perfectly 😭😭
Someone tried to sell me liquid Xanax lol
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
Damn kids are so spoiled when it comes to weed nowadays
“On tinder trying to find plugs” WHATTTT
Reminds me of this one dude who sold me 5”Molly Ranchers” for $20. No clue how much was in each but it got me pretty sent eating 3 of them
MANS WAS ON SUM PRESSIES. ITS COOL, most street pills are pressed anyways.
Fent ranchers
ayo watcvhing yo videos when im fucked up is sooooo fun lmao
My plug wanted to be my best friend 😭 every time I hit him up and would meet he’d ask me to hop on destiny with him or to play cod i don’t have any problems with that I played with him a few times but he would just join my lobby I’d have to pretend I was AFK he’d offer me free packs to play I felt so bad for bro he’s definitely the worst plug ever he was just a weird guy that never took a hint
I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy never made any money from his plugging based on his freebies he’d just throw in he never even weighed I’d go home and have .5 or 1g more than I paid for
"I live alone now"
*is that so* 😈
dude when you were talking about the country dude and hius wifes arguments it literally reminded me of my whole life lmaoo feelsbad
Bruh xans jello had me dying 😂😂
So fuckin geeked i ain't seen the noti🤣🤣
Bro da xpill part doe shii had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hi gobby I love your videos I’ve been watching for a few years, you’re an amazing creator, and you’re very underrated, I hope that your day is amazing.
Appreciate the consistent uploads gobby
i love smoking and watching your vids as soon as they drop. glooks for this one
This is fuckin hilarious I had the exact same relationship with my former neighbor but he had good gas, and I never met his plug. He let me shoot his guns but I never got to meet his plug before he just started hating me for no reason. He was country as fuck too.
Ahhh yes perfect ad timing.
Josh will 'thank his balls'
What are you serving the 10 sack committee ahahahhahahahahahaha dead
10/10 creativity for coming up with the xan jello lmao
Around here I see people selling sweet tart xans and gummy xans like Wtf is that shit 😂
“Andy if your out there I hate you.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Thanks for making me laugh 😂😂
THE TEN SACK COMMITTEE LMAOOOOOOOO
$600 a month for a 2 bedroom? That’s a fucking steal
goblin, i wanna know how you are honestly doing with drug use now and how your life is now compared to before
Maybe he just got annoyed you kept turning up at his house haha
600 a month for a TWO bedroom house god damn. One room apartment in cali is 1350 minimum
this might be the funniest video yet 😂
Xanax jello plug will be forever legendary
He Said yo i got the Runtz🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚭🛃
I feel so lucky that I never paid over $20 for an 8th of high quality bud
Wow
where tf do you live??
that's crazy it's 35 for an 8th of the best shit here in MI
this dude has a degree in slang...
Every goblin vid is a hoot and holler
Your videos literally have me cheezin the entire time goblin
“85 for a q” fuck that😂😂 i can get a half for 90 and it’s actual exotics lmfao
Get that goblin merch bag 🙏🏼
One day the plug sells. The next he tells you to fuck off his porch. Sounds just like mine