that doctor 100% knew. he also was just smart enough to understand that it would be better to just say nothing as long as your heart rate and blood pressure weren’t raising even further into dangerous levels as the appointment went on. that’s probably why he checked it twice imo
@@erikhendrickson59 yes. doctors rarely obtain vital signs or perform primary assessments. the nurses and MAs usually obtain this information and provide it to the doctor who will perform a few secondary assessment things and make a determination off of his findings and the nurses findings
“Here we are guys, today we have a hoot and a holler. This time around we talking about the the time I accidentally Jedi Flipped when I deployed into the frontlines of Afghanistan”
Facts yo, no one want to rat you out for your big ass pupils since you so nice to em. Make them your friend before they get the chance to fuck you over lmao
@@kx1260 My heart went up to like 130 after smoking too much once lol. blood pressure so high I could hear my heart beat. Every beat sent a wave of tingling across my whole body. Shit scared me but it was nice
I did this at the orthodontist. She kept telling me to just keep a loose grip on the pipe that was in my mouth, I could keep it loose for about 5 seconds but my jaw would just lock up so much lol. Great video Goblin!
them amphetamines took 10 vyvanse for like 3 days In a row once and by the end i was hallucinating cuz I had no sleep and boy was I grinding and clenching my teeth on up, I would also be sucking my cheek and tongue so basically by the end of this experience my mouth is just terrible looks like Katrina went up in there and jus tore that shit up. Bloody, dirty ass Greek tongue 🤢🤮 my cheeks and tongue had the biggest and most painful cuts, teeth marks and so much more this was a horrific scene.
I showed up for open reduction internal fixation (ankle fracture) surgery BAKED as shit bc i barely slept for surgery and I was fucking nervous as hell, the anesthesiologist knew, bc I told him lol. His reply was "yeah not really a problem man, it's legal and I'd rather you be more comfortable for surgery"
Once blacked out on Zopiclone day before work, during that blackout I had apparently crushed a 260mg MDMA pill and mixed it into a bottle of coke, so when I woke up I took that bottle, went to the bus and drank it under that bus ride. For those that don’t know, everything taste kinda metally/dirt on and after Zopiclone, it’s a really horrible taste, so I didn’t think much about it tasting bad. I go to work, get dressed. And as I go down to the bar and wash my hands I feel that hitting me hard like a truck. It was a very interesting day, I don’t know who noticed, I sprayed myself with a fk ton of perfume, a lot of toilet breaks, changed shirts like 5 times having to even borrow shirts from my co-workers.
I went to school on a gram of MD, around half a gram of ket and a couple of shots of vodka. Everyone knew I was on something they just chose to ignore it.
Alex Cermeno Ket only lasts for around 40 minutes for me and my tolerance was fucked so after being scared of stairs and using the disabled only elavators for the first two periods I had quite a tranquil high.
@@scott_socked that , jus to make sure their healthy n it’s showing signs of no testicular cancer n allat stuff you actually should do it every 5 years
As an experienced dad he always knews when I'm high af with my friends and I would say your mom thought "Really? Right before the doctors? You better fucking handle this trip"
Reminds of the time i went to a back doctor on Clonazolam, and didnt realize how high I was. The doctor ended up noticing and asked me what I was on. He ended up cancelling the script for pain meds I was on... Looking back on it, i was slurring my words and moving really slow... I thought I took a low dose, just for anxiety, but apparently it was still too much lol
nick, i love your vids so much but due to things happening in my life i have to try really hard to kick my habits and watching your vids don’t help me with that. i hope you’re still here when i can watch and trust myself again
funny how he said that he got the best molly back then even though it's probably that it doesnt affect him as much anymore becausehe already used it a lot
It’s currently 9 am and I went to bed at 5 am last night drunk as fuck and barred out. I don’t know how I’m awake rn but I slept great good morning guys
I would’ve been like “I already had plans with one of my old friends and I need to see him today because he’s moving to a different state tomorrow morning”
Does it effect the trip that much I’ve been on antidepressants but a low dose and dif Molly a few times it felt great but I’ve never gotta any intense visuals off of acid only shrooms I think that’s bc of the antidepressants
similarly, once i got piss drunk from a water bottle of vodka directly before a checkup and was completely fine. they were either completely oblivious or just having a laugh at me.
the best goblin stories are when gobby accidentally does drugs and then his family finds them and the all of a sudden he's like ayyy and then i lived another day to concoct another story that the local 7th grade kids who are curious about drugs can beat it to. .... oh wait that's literally every gobby story.. hell yeah gobby!!
SMASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON RN
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Goblin already know it’s a banger
Whats the merch promo code?
Always wonder if this is true bc of the comment at the beginning
You streaming tonight Gobby?
Yo what’s the name of the game broski, been watching your vids forever
that doctor 100% knew. he also was just smart enough to understand that it would be better to just say nothing as long as your heart rate and blood pressure weren’t raising even further into dangerous levels as the appointment went on. that’s probably why he checked it twice imo
The doctor him/herself rarely takes a BP themself -- that's always, in my experience, handled by the nursing staff. Pretty much a dead giveaway IMO
@@erikhendrickson59 yes. doctors rarely obtain vital signs or perform primary assessments. the nurses and MAs usually obtain this information and provide it to the doctor who will perform a few secondary assessment things and make a determination off of his findings and the nurses findings
u got a point. he is smart for not saying anything
@@joshuarasmussen6286not true at all, local clinics will often have doctors doing stuff like that
@@erikhendrickson59 bro what, i get my bp taken half the time i go to the doc
“Here we are guys, today we have a hoot and a holler. This time around we talking about the the time I accidentally Jedi Flipped when I deployed into the frontlines of Afghanistan”
im waiting for that one
If ww3 happened
HAHHA this comment had me dead
@@3thanp3arson75 it's 2020 bro anything can happen. It's tha new seasson 7 update
Hey everyone Im starting a call of duty channel this week and would love it if u would subscribe, thanks guys👍
Yo my dad went to a doctors appointment on molly except he never did molly or went to the doctor he did beat my mom tho
csaq tho mom my beat did he doctor the to went or molly did never he except molly on appointment doctors a to went dad my Yo
csaq 🔄
💀💀💀
Bro if this isn’t a joke I’m going to hell for how much I laughed at it
lmaooo
Goblin looks like the type of kid to wear a faze clan shirt to senior pictures
Pretty sure in a old video he said he was the one wearing call of duty shirts in middle school
jay gee ya he has said on stream he was 😂
he looks like a friend of mine from college, with Leafy's voice but not isnt virgin-y
@@GarlicGrinder9 “not isn’t virgin-y”
I had the bo4 shirt on hahaha
“Oh my bad doc, silly me” I’m weeaaakk
the good thing about molly is that you’re always so nice to people so everyone just likes you
Facts yo, no one want to rat you out for your big ass pupils since you so nice to em. Make them your friend before they get the chance to fuck you over lmao
🧢
@@bruhmoment-gs7di you think he’s wrong?
@@bruhmoment-gs7di substance virgin
Fr i say sorry everytime i do anything wrong
I saw this live last night, but I clicked, liked, and commented for the algorithm 😂
Good thing I left the live early to go sleep, such a banger video
Hey king, I think you dropped your crown 🥴
Same
Exactly
Such a banger 😂💯
Imagine the doc was on molly too
laudableplain 42 🤔
Wow that would have been crazy
Hey everyone Im starting a call of duty channel this week and would love it if u would subscribe, thanks guys👍
R4cks Plays no
R4cks Plays nobody cares
I’m stoned to the bone wit a pizza and Goblin uploads, life is good
fuckin same
Fucking same
Same fuckin
Fucking sameeee
Fucking same
no one:
Nicks mom: 😑
nick rolling balls: 🎱_🎱
i was in stream when he told this i’m just doing my duty
I wanna know how tf that doctor didn't even think about the simple fact that weed actually lowers your blood pressure and it shouldn't be high.
He probably did and he just didn't give a shit
Wym he mowed the lawn and his neighbors lawn
@@salt5537 😂😂😂
In high doses it greatly increases blood pressure, we've all had that heart thumping after an intense sesh .
@@kx1260 My heart went up to like 130 after smoking too much once lol. blood pressure so high I could hear my heart beat. Every beat sent a wave of tingling across my whole body. Shit scared me but it was nice
Anxiety does not exist in this man
Because he’s always high
@@humanchannel7825 lol
Factssss always just so chilled
@@humanchannel7825 gettin high is actually the opposite a lot of people actually get very paranoid
@@unsweaty9710 tweak alert🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Nobody:
Goblin talking about Molly: This is the best Molly I've ever done, hands down
lol but why would no one else ever say that?
This comment format is so overused and retarded
how is this funny or even a joke at all
Dallas on foenem
Maybe op thinks that nobody ever does molly. Otherwise the post makes no sense at all, lol.
We will always miss Ashton Not only the best dealer but the best friend
I did this at the orthodontist. She kept telling me to just keep a loose grip on the pipe that was in my mouth, I could keep it loose for about 5 seconds but my jaw would just lock up so much lol. Great video Goblin!
What pipe we talking about 😂😭
them amphetamines took 10 vyvanse for like 3 days In a row once and by the end i was hallucinating cuz I had no sleep and boy was I grinding and clenching my teeth on up, I would also be sucking my cheek and tongue so basically by the end of this experience my mouth is just terrible looks like Katrina went up in there and jus tore that shit up. Bloody, dirty ass Greek tongue 🤢🤮 my cheeks and tongue had the biggest and most painful cuts, teeth marks and so much more this was a horrific scene.
I showed up for open reduction internal fixation (ankle fracture) surgery BAKED as shit bc i barely slept for surgery and I was fucking nervous as hell, the anesthesiologist knew, bc I told him lol.
His reply was "yeah not really a problem man, it's legal and I'd rather you be more comfortable for surgery"
Bro... I took MDMA at prom and had a BLOOD TEST the next day. Luckily it was an iron test, so nothing happened, but I almost fainted in the comedown
Blood tests can’t show drugs as far as I know
Why what would happen? What are they going to do to you?
@@neighborhood702 I was 15 when it happened, back then I thought blood tests could detect drugs hahah
bro what kind of school do you go to that makes you take blood tests, that’s just whack.
@@GigaSigmaChadOmega None lmao, I was getting iron tests. I was like 15 and didn't know a blood + urine test doesn't look for drugs
Once blacked out on Zopiclone day before work, during that blackout I had apparently crushed a 260mg MDMA pill and mixed it into a bottle of coke, so when I woke up I took that bottle, went to the bus and drank it under that bus ride.
For those that don’t know, everything taste kinda metally/dirt on and after Zopiclone, it’s a really horrible taste, so I didn’t think much about it tasting bad.
I go to work, get dressed. And as I go down to the bar and wash my hands I feel that hitting me hard like a truck.
It was a very interesting day, I don’t know who noticed, I sprayed myself with a fk ton of perfume, a lot of toilet breaks, changed shirts like 5 times having to even borrow shirts from my co-workers.
Doc knew what was up the whole time lmao
“Does this guy not think I’m stoned?” But I’m just rolling with it.” 😂
Accidentally went to my therapist appt on shrooms I understand
Was it a productive session?
I can tell this is about to be a banger from the title
title the from banger a be to about is this tell can I
@@dylannitro6428 lol
Shit I think I might be addicted to goblin videos.
watching your molly videos while i’m rolling hahaha making me feel like your here with me G it’s a hoot and a holler
Also had the same doc my whole life, literally the day I turned 18 I let him know about all my use. He didn’t care lmao
Doc knew u were rolling within 10 seconds of laying eyes on you 😂😂
“The doc comes in and he’s just chilling out “
he knew. he just didnt say anything
probs tbh
Hey hope everyone’s day was a little above average❤️
Champagne Molly is absolute fire
goblin truly never runs out of bangers..
I went to court on molly.
I went to school on a gram of MD, around half a gram of ket and a couple of shots of vodka. Everyone knew I was on something they just chose to ignore it.
Anne Frank that’s crazy 😂
@@jackhibberd4660 damn 😂
Alex Cermeno Ket only lasts for around 40 minutes for me and my tolerance was fucked so after being scared of stairs and using the disabled only elavators for the first two periods I had quite a tranquil high.
My g
I took 3 180ug Hoffman Tabs the day before my eye test and now I’m stuck with the Wong pair of specs
😂
🧢🧢🧢
🙄
Shiii it be like that
@@jacobhickey9019 🧐🤓
"My bad doc, Oh, Silly me duuude" I can't be the only one who lostt it
take a shot every time he says “SO *hard swallow* either way”
Whenever I’m horribly fucked up on the verge of throwing up or dying I watch goblins videos and it calms me down.
From anxiety?
I feel ya. Listing to people talking about their experience somehow is really calming. Especially while being way too lit.
Dude said he was “real stoned while mowing the lawn” to justify his eyes 😂😂😭😭😂
If I had a dime for every time I heard goblin talk about free ubers
I just wanna say that goblin is one of the best commentators in the world
already heard it on stream but ima support and rewatch for da boy
facts
I’m sorry but I can’t b the only one who’s doctor has never had to hold there nuts while u cough🤣🤣
Nah that's pretty standard for a physical but it's still weird tho
I think they do it to check for a hernia or some shit
@@scott_socked that , jus to make sure their healthy n it’s showing signs of no testicular cancer n allat stuff you actually should do it every 5 years
@@unsweaty9710 you should really check every couple of months testicular cancer is not uncommon at all
I've always had female nurses give me my physical.
weird flex but ok
@@lilcheetuh9341 My thoughts exactly... Like was it luck or did he actually plan this?
ok
No you didn’t it’s not legal
Yes it is
Thinking of the name of the doctors table truely is a high thought
As an experienced dad he always knews when I'm high af with my friends and I would say your mom thought "Really? Right before the doctors? You better fucking handle this trip"
i got sent to a hospital by my school because mfs were snitching and i told them it was a panick attack and not drugs and they let me go
Your school can send you to a hospital on claims? 😂that sucks
ong this is what i did 💀
livestream gang, just here to like the vid
Fax
trent2K G no printer
eyyyy have to do our part
Promise kept
Facts lmfao
You can actually say whatever you want to your doctor because of patient doctor confidentiality
I’ve had literally the same experience thankfully I was 18 when it happened and was able to straight up tell the doc.
I’m taking a shot every time this man says either way
RIP
You know it’s a good story when it takes place in 2016
I can honestly say a doc hasn’t held my nuts while I cough.
X FREDDIY ?? Do you never get physicals? Are you in the US?
@@DaneAraux probably never played a sport
@@xhxhxhxchchchch6901 Football for 8 years
Edit: oh my bad
same and im in the us
@@BottomJiggler same here never heard of that before
In my wildest dreams I couldn’t mow the lawn 😂
Bro goblin I swear to god all your videos are like story’s from my life 😭😂😂
Ate an edible smoked a bowl and mowed the lawn 😂
Wrong kinda grass
slimesimon congrats you want a cookie🍪?
BDK lil Jayy Goblin said that in the video not him
I swear I was literally watching the crackhead joe story when I checked my notis and seen the new vid
Gobby tapping into that old bathroom remodeling company guy for the merch plug 😂
Goblin the only Person to think a medical professional doesnt know if someone under influence. They re just kind and nice I mean your mom knew
A waste of molly and a waste of a doctors appointment worth it for the great story tho obvs
That moment when u already know it finna be a hoot and a holler based off the thumbnail
I’ve heard this story everyday for the past 3 days like if this happened to you.
What
What
what
What
What
The "thing" is called an exam table lol
“On the thing” got me😂😂😂😂
DJGHOST profile pic fucks w it 🤟🏼
I’m from the uk and so confused about coughing and holding balls thing
Or you’re just young as hell
Also confused about that, 22yrs old
"for eduactional purposes only"
...alright Gob 😂 you had ONE JOB 😂
I got all my friends hooked on ur channel. Thx for the quality content brotha
An absolute hoot and a holler, a true banger if you will
your "hoot n holler a true banger if you will" has been thrown around quite loosely recently in some of ur vids, but this sir, holy fuck a true banger
12:30 That was a clean promo Goblin
Bro said he was grounded then right after got a Uber to his bro crib 😂
That wath im saying
Reminds of the time i went to a back doctor on Clonazolam, and didnt realize how high I was. The doctor ended up noticing and asked me what I was on. He ended up cancelling the script for pain meds I was on... Looking back on it, i was slurring my words and moving really slow... I thought I took a low dose, just for anxiety, but apparently it was still too much lol
Anyone wanna gather funds so we can send Goblin to the Netherlands so he can experience what Euro Chemistry can do for both you and your wallet?
nick, i love your vids so much but due to things happening in my life i have to try really hard to kick my habits and watching your vids don’t help me with that. i hope you’re still here when i can watch and trust myself again
how u doing now man
I hope it all went well, friendo
Yo bro are you doing good nowadays?
I hope you'll suceed.
How is it going?
My dad used to call sex “mowin the lawn” randomly🤣 maybe that’s what ur doc thought u meant lmfao
funny how he said that he got the best molly back then even though it's probably that it doesnt affect him as much anymore becausehe already used it a lot
I don’t think I’ve ever had to have my balls held while I cough 😂
yo I was smoking along in the previous stream, but I lowkey hate it when my mother surprises me with my own appointments xD
It’s currently 9 am and I went to bed at 5 am last night drunk as fuck and barred out. I don’t know how I’m awake rn but I slept great good morning guys
I would’ve been like “I already had plans with one of my old friends and I need to see him today because he’s moving to a different state tomorrow morning”
couldn't stop laughing at this lol
Thanks for doing a great job goblin. Great idea. Keep up the good work!
When I see that goblin vid in my notifications I know it’s finna be 🔥🔥🔥
Damn bruh been having a bad day and gob uploads, now i’m actually laughing my ass off thank you g🖤
I can't do Molly due to anti depressants so I live on my rolling experiences through you goblin thank you👌🏼
that sucks bro feel for u
Just don’t take your meds for 2 days then do it
damn thats an L g
Does it effect the trip that much I’ve been on antidepressants but a low dose and dif Molly a few times it felt great but I’ve never gotta any intense visuals off of acid only shrooms I think that’s bc of the antidepressants
Bro im so glad i life in germany rn wtf, i never got my balls squeezed at least not from a doctor
I was really hoping the doctor would pull a sherlock holmes and be like “Wait, sweating, dilated pupils, rapid heartrate, you must be rolling dawg”
Goblin always providin when we needin 💯
7:38 "its a bench its a thing right? sit on the thing" lmao im weak asf bro
absolute hoot and an absolute holler
Literally my fav TH-camr!!!
He should’ve told the doctor they have confidentiality
Hoot and a holler baby
Bruh I just got followed by someone named ashtin while your saying your good friends with ashtin 😂
similarly, once i got piss drunk from a water bottle of vodka directly before a checkup and was completely fine. they were either completely oblivious or just having a laugh at me.
Dude I laughed so many times during this vid
the best goblin stories are when gobby accidentally does drugs and then his family finds them and the all of a sudden he's like ayyy and then i lived another day to concoct another story that the local 7th grade kids who are curious about drugs can beat it to. .... oh wait that's literally every gobby story.. hell yeah gobby!!
@11:22 look at the killfeed when he talks about his jaw locking
Bruh
Personally my fav gob video
I've done this too haha, he kept saying to calm down because of my heart rate was beating hard like Viking War Drums
Dude your moms reaction on the car ride home cracked me up. I think we have all been there.