Trying to Get a 22 Year Old Virgin Laid with Coke and Ciroc
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
- twitter / thegoblinnn
In todays video, I talk about wingmanning for a 22 year old virgin. If you are a virgin there is no shame. If you are Bill, come on man. I hope you enjoy!
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DISCLAIMER: I am in no way confessing to the acts stated in this video. This video, along with all others found on my channel, has been uploaded purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously.
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“Smoke blunts in his living room and play zombies... just the classic chill environment” have not heard a more factual statement in my life
big nostalgia
Had a few homies like that stopped kicking it with them this guy made me regret it
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@@harley9290 what the kentucky fried fuck XD
There is nothing "chill" about playing zombies.
F for bill. We gonna need an update on him.
Word I dont want Goblin to give up on Bill just yet. That would make a fuckin baller story time series about all the different shit they tried like 40 year virgin.
John Millar f
F
He gay 😂😭
@@ralivurodriy9655 😂😂
Plot twist : Bill wants goblin
It’s a crime this man doesn’t have atleast 500k top tier story telling content
And he doesnt cap
Ikr..
Austin Halcion who can just lie for 26 minutes straight about trying to get a 22 year old virgin laid
@Austin Halcion I dont it with the amount of details in thrown.
Austin Halcion and yet u believe lunas 5 minutes 0 detail stories. Goblin literally mentions kevin who watches all his story videos so how could he be capping
longest goblin vid ever, you know they’ll write this in the history books cause this ones about to be a *banger*
A hoot and a holler if you will.
a Banga classic
Dude I’m high i didn’t even realize
an absolute banger if you will
normal people: we had sum good food
goblin: everyone had to seem to have a good enjoyable meal experience
hahahahahah fr bro 😂😂😂
If you're not vomiting you're either not having a good time or you don't have a crippling addiction
Felt that honestly
lmao right! And im defintely in the second category lolol
Sameeeee
That or your tolerance is through the roof
@@ThaGVPSon 100% second category lol
@@tylerthegamingkid9056 fucked up 😂
Goblin: "white ladies like coke bro"
my brain: "ay write that down, write that down!"
Are u kidding me I’ve ever seen a white girl not accept some coke . It’s a white girl thing lol
@@Speedster189 white ladies love white girl you stooge
its a fucking fact i laughed so hard
The starbuck/investigation joke was hilarious
If you don’t already know that, you must been living under a rock lmao
Im so high when he said “ I tipped my hat” i thought of monopoly man hat
m'lady lmao
Goblin Ganja Goggles
He said his friend tipped his hat, not him lmao u high high
Manny 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿♂️
bro is zooted he called a top hat a monopoly man hat 🤣
$10 says that emma was wearing the shirt that says "why be racist sexist or homophobic when you can just be quiet?"
killmekylie I want that shirt
I was thinking a coexist shirt
@@johnlemon8689 and I want the shirt that says "Il say whatever the fuck I want!"
@@implosion1476 no one cares g
@@implosion1476 yeah mate you have the right to say whatever you want, just like you have the right to the repercussions of what you said. And if it's some dumb stupid shit, then like please shut the fuck up
Sounds like severe social anxiety.. I was the same way. Good around friends and it's all fun and games until a girl(s) show up and you just don't know what to do. Not just that, you're afraid to say anything that will make you look stupid or you're afraid that they'll judge you. Don't expect many to understand that don't have it because that's the case 9 times out of 10 but it's real and it's sucks. Support him and let him know you'll respect his boundaries while trying to help at his own pace. He'll find someone on his own, we always do.
Yeah, I'm the same way and it sucks. Especially when I wonder why I can't be like anyone else, it sucks that people just can't understand how it feels. :/
Man I been dealing with this all my damn life reason why I havent had a gf since Freshman year of HS and im now 25. But im starting to change tho once I got a good job and bought a nice BMW. Not saying materialism is a way to fix social anxiety but saying it didnt help for me is wrong.
Yeah I could never do it at a party had to go to the online route
Boi
Noodles when I was like 10 I was like that but u literally jus have to go out more an talk more it’s like anything more u do it better u get
Haven’t seen the vid already a banger
Haiden Stidam havent even hopped on youtube yet but this shit already banging
Phones been dead screen is more cracked up than me and can already tell AH BANGER
Haiden Stidam you’re right
the universe doesn't exist and dinosaurs aren't even atoms yet.
a hoot and a holler if you will
Drinking game: take a shot every time goblin says "ay"
Mikhail Silaev u tryna kill me?
Mikhail Silaev that’s called alcohol poisoning fam
Ryan King you just can’t hang
Drunk
Bro this feels like targetted assassination fr.
ur gooddamn right, this WAS ahoot and a holler
This aint breaking bad
a true banger if u will
THE mighty KING gigity
I’m introverted af. I understand Bills struggle😂
Lol still a virgin?
bill sounds like he needs some molly real quick so he can at least talk
It’s funny bc I used to literally be bill until started blowing like .4s of molly then my ass gave no fucks and finally got laid. But I can literally relate to this bill dude tho. Like it’s anxiety bro fr. It sounds pussy but social anxiety a real thing especially for a virgin around girls. And weed just makes it ten times worse
@@___412 mmm fax
😩fax
Or some xanax😂
Zircon same for me. i fucking hate it
Goblin messes up: “idk I’m stoned dude”
You payed for her flight? GOBLIN DONT LET US CATCH YOU SIMPIN
If I’m banging a model I’m paying for her flight not her feet pics chill
Chris Stryker you the one that needs to chill.
Ladd Ttt ?
RandomizedClips goblin gone stay buying flights while you stay buying the onlyfans
🤦🏿♂️
Chris Stryker I guess you didn’t get it.
Longest video ever, YES a classic
Alfie ur comment is older then the video
On god
A tru hoot n’ a holler
A true banger if you will
Goblin needs a movie deal on his life story, Carson should be auditioned for the role solely out of sheer resemblance
Vasko Haq lmaooo
bro 🤣🤣🤣
This comment didn't age well lol
@@Dudeontheinternet45 how what has happened lol o just found this channel
"U look at her and ur like oh fuck, gun control" has to be the funniest and best way to describe that😂
YOU PAID FOR HER FLIGHT? NO GOBLIN NOOOOOO!! I never thought we would lose you to the simps!
Robin stop being a child bro
Robin Mal.??? Just a guess
what does simps mean???
stfu he getting pussy 🤦♂️
@@EternalNico1 Going by his story, it doesn't sound like he got pussy but I would do the same if i knew some hot chick would come over nd it'd be a good chance at fucking lmao
I was laughing so hard when he said she would scream at us through the camera😂😂☠
The story time when bill finally losses his virginity will be one for the ages
Kevin is the kind of guy I'd love to chill with.
@@MrKlucas25 wait that's you fr?
Edu Broekman wym? he famous or sum
@@eduardobroekman yea i think it is
*Sees guy named Kyle comment* (stoners react) hey is that really KEVIN! 🤔😂
“It was like a boomer in left for dead” LMFAO
Just imagine if goblin animated his videos
I relate to bill hard, I’m terrible around people in general let alone a girl I like. The main thing that gave me enough confidence to get laid was alcohol and/or Xanax. I don’t recommend Xanax because it’s addictive but it got me laid a few times.
Bars making me act completely different hahah
@@glizzygobbler1 how much is a good amt to take for a first time user?
@@jj.2times 1 or 2mgs
@@jj.2times don’t, it’s not worth it😂😂 just go to the gym for long enough and feel yourself get better physically in mentally
@@jj.2times no more than 1mg for your first few times
That's half a bar
Bill & Tim Need To Fight In The Gulag For Emma
Lmaooooo
Nah bill to scared
If you're gonna fight for a woman of all things, then your ass definitely belongs in a gulag.
No name Take A Joke My Guy 🥱
@@iicookiez what?
“ bill tweaked hard “ 💀 I’m weakkkkkkk
Man I honestly knew from the start that this channel was gonna explode, you've always just been so great at story telling. Not gonna lie even huge youtubers who try to do the same thing (Luna) irritate the fuck outta me.
Yea lunas a bitch goblins the man
“You look at her shirt and your like, oh fuck gun control”-goblin 2020
Bro just called Hilary extremely left wing lmaoo
My high ass was like “ew, Coca Cola and ciroq?!” And immediately realized I’m stupid
6:50 Goblin gets 4 chest shots and 2 lower body with a green AK, decents, only breaks the shield at the 6th shot. Died to someone who shot twice breaking the shield and 2 more times killing him all before hitting the ground. This is why warzone sucks.
Sounds like you're just bad at the game bro
Facts bro, Facts
@@laussethecat Sounds like you dont play Warzone Bro
@@yungbricky9367 I've already had a warzone victory bro no 🧢 you just gotta be good at the game
@@laussethecat Me too, but its still unrealistic af
i need a goblin in my life..
I’ve lost all my goblins. Ur hella right if everyone has a goblin things would b so lit. Dude genuinely is there to help and Seems like the chillest nigga..I’d love to have goblin hmu probs straight nostalgia
Bill probably depressed or something in his past happened to him to make interactions with women uncomfortable
What’s an extra door knob gunna do when the whole door gets kicked down😂😂😂
bruh I was thinking the same thing. nevertheless that had me laughing hard.
Holy shit Bill sounds like me 100%. The amount of times I've been at a function after getting told there would be girls and then did nothing all night is my attitude. Its no wonder why I never get invited now
Sometimes those girls are annoying asf and you wish you didnt go anyways lol
top tip just talk to them like the guys, chat abt interests or just start with 'this blunt is fireee right? you want to grab a shot' once youre through getting into a conversation its easy peasy
@@elliotcooley2141
Easy for you to say
“If you think it’s Starbucks that’s cap it’s coke you just haven’t ventured enough yet”😂😂😂 that’s a wrap
“I gotta get over there” I’m literally dead
Another goblin mystery will bill ever get laid? maybe when old folk gets his check
Travis Benck old folk been waiting for that check for years man but you know he’s still good for that one gram
You feel like you’re hanging out with goblin when you’re watching his videos
i’m billy around these types of situations where there are women around and all your friends try to get you to interact and get the vibes up but myself like billy i just shut down completely and forfeit trying to talk a girl. it happens boys.
“At this point he’s gotta be choosing it” had me dying
Take a shot every time Goblin says “right”.
you should’ve known, if the model is pretty then she shouldn’t bring her best friend, cos I ain’t neva seen two pretty best friends
So much effort
14:49 "It's like he's lagging." I'm dead 😂
Shout out to Bill getting laid. Gob confirmed it on a Live stream
I relate to bill way to hard😂
Nathan Reed 0oOf
Drunk
RIP Ashton Long
Dude Goblin always has the most ratchet stories and I'm all for it 😂
By far the best story you've ever told, dying the whole way through LMAO
I love you bro
6:21-6:23
“He’s not like an ugly guy.. REALLY”
🤣 😂
Goblin : Pays for the flight
Obi Wan : You were said to destroy the simps not join them, to bring balance to the genders not leave them in darkness
He was down bad ngl, fuck paying for the flight.
@@alexmd4470 he was securing the bag for bill
Bro Kevin seems like the guy id hang with for sure
"Get me to 17k and I'll give you top"
*throws dress at goblin. *
You knew what this was. A HOOT AND A HOLLER
"LISTEN, I've smoked Crack, none of us cared dude."
bill “LITTERALLY TIPPED HIS JIMMY JOHNS HAT AT THEM” 😂😂😂 IM SCREAMING
i wanna see where bill is today
i’m so high rn i got banished to the shadow realm
Watching this while taking a poop
wipe properly you dont wanna be walking all funny when ur done
xxxtentacionboi69 stolemomscreditcardforVbucksnigga same
blades I don’t wipe
I God same
Same bruh
“A boomer from left 4 dead”😂😂💀 dead
It’s like he’s lagging 😂😂😂
Why can i identify myself with Bill to 100%?😂
"The whole room lights up the moment coke was brought up.." ah yes, bringin back some good memories
Best story i've heard yet holy hsit you are funny
"But somehow the stars aligned" im dead
"You think its Starbucks? That's cap buddy, it's really cocaine"
Report Submitted --> Reason: "I'm in this video and I don't like it"
Salmon Tree are you bill?
Snowwolf101 Nah nah my uh.. “mate” 🙄😳
@@SalmonTree did u get layed yet bill??
Yo what’s up bill are you gay or what do you have self esteem issues why wnot you talk to women
“She’s not my type bro”
Awesome! Stories like XCodeh!
I saw the title and started laughing
“...so I got her on the aerospace transportation method-“ 😭😂
aye man you can lead a horse to water a million times but you can’t make him drink
I was born with autism and still lost mine at 15
Atta boy
14
I’ve literally had a friend just like Bill, just shuts off completely and didn’t try at all.
10:30 'I don't even remember her real name, the fake name could be real'
-Goblin
😂
"its like hes lagging" im dead LOOOOOOL
"If you are a virgin there is no shame. If you are Bill, come on man." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok, this is definitely my favorite video of yours. A true hoot and a holler
Dude I'm so high listening in the dark and I had to rewind the same fucking part like 3 times
F for bill man😔 i’m kinda the same way when it comes to being pretty shy and just shutting down. Bill needs a fuckin clingy ass girl who won’t stop talking so he doesn’t have a choice but to hook up with her lmao
Bruh..i swear this has to be the funniest shit ever..i am in my bedroom 4 am looking at this shit.. the whole house echoed with my laughter.. thank you man I need this
Quit talkin your self down man, she didn’t deserve to be you dm’s bro.
Sounds damn near exactly like a friend of mine. I remember one time he had a half a bottle of whiskey in him, and more than a few bowls, and I still had to push him to even practice talking to a girl. I'm a good wingman, but there's only so much a guy can do.
If he doesent want to he’s not going to
How tf did people comment so early the vid wasn't even up
“coked up gullets”😭😭 u gotta put that on a t shirt
last time i was this early Einstein wrote the bible
2:19 lhh my name is sam and I may or may not be a virgin 👀 that shit got me 😂 lol at the desc. "No shame if you are a virgin" absolutely not! ❤ you gobby...
I’m a simple man I see a goblin video and I click
The way he explained them girls like London Tipton and Maddie Fitzgerald from Zack and Cody😭😅😂
I GOT MY HUG HOMIES. WE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR.
"but, either way,..."
legit like 30 times haahahahah
Okay okay hear me out i love goblins gaming vids but imagine the intensity of these story time vids if they had a camera like swoozie and the shitty stick figure drawings with it, easily would be the best even though mans is already the best TH-camr out here
yeah or like MsPaintAnimations (another great underrated drug tuber)
Goblin: shes sun baking in Hawaii
Also Goblin: i'm not gonna say where she lives
i would luv to smoke with goblin that would b a tru hoot and holler
26 min video? This is a TRUE banger. A true classic if you will
I wish I had friends like you. Seen lots of videos. My friends never have time for me and im the last one they call...who am i joking they dont call.. ever almost. Not lying.
F
F
F
Cry about it
@@jackpoisant1004 your supposed to type f, you heartless prick.
Bill has done it, this is a win for the boys
Please include a huge disclaimer on the dangers of cocaine and alcohol, me and my friends used to do it a lot and one of them almost died because he drank too much since he couldn't feel that he was drunk :O (still fun though not gonna lie hehehe)
are you promoting this or nah? don't say it's dangerous then say "it's fun tho"
:O
Plot twist: bill lost his v card in the 6th grade and no one knows 🤣
Feel so sorry for Bill, get him some pills lmao