Trying to Get a 22 Year Old Virgin Laid with Coke and Ciroc

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
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    In todays video, I talk about wingmanning for a 22 year old virgin. If you are a virgin there is no shame. If you are Bill, come on man. I hope you enjoy!
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    DISCLAIMER: I am in no way confessing to the acts stated in this video. This video, along with all others found on my channel, has been uploaded purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously.
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  • @Jaden-mx6wz
    @Jaden-mx6wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    “Smoke blunts in his living room and play zombies... just the classic chill environment” have not heard a more factual statement in my life

    • @carltextor8184
      @carltextor8184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      big nostalgia

    • @Romizzler
      @Romizzler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Had a few homies like that stopped kicking it with them this guy made me regret it

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      @harley9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @carltextor8184
      @carltextor8184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@harley9290 what the kentucky fried fuck XD

    • @jaredbond68
      @jaredbond68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is nothing "chill" about playing zombies.

  • @johnmillar3469
    @johnmillar3469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    F for bill. We gonna need an update on him.

    • @Vector-li9gz
      @Vector-li9gz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Word I dont want Goblin to give up on Bill just yet. That would make a fuckin baller story time series about all the different shit they tried like 40 year virgin.

    • @alexhendricks8566
      @alexhendricks8566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Millar f

    • @krueger5804
      @krueger5804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      F

    • @ralivurodriy9655
      @ralivurodriy9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He gay 😂😭

    • @krueger5804
      @krueger5804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@ralivurodriy9655 😂😂
      Plot twist : Bill wants goblin

  • @DT-hk8gj
    @DT-hk8gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1711

    It’s a crime this man doesn’t have atleast 500k top tier story telling content

    • @seanjohnson2376
      @seanjohnson2376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And he doesnt cap

    • @devitus781
      @devitus781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr..

    • @joelmoya1383
      @joelmoya1383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Austin Halcion who can just lie for 26 minutes straight about trying to get a 22 year old virgin laid

    • @mattstern4044
      @mattstern4044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Austin Halcion I dont it with the amount of details in thrown.

    • @DT-hk8gj
      @DT-hk8gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Austin Halcion and yet u believe lunas 5 minutes 0 detail stories. Goblin literally mentions kevin who watches all his story videos so how could he be capping

  • @---vj2de
    @---vj2de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    longest goblin vid ever, you know they’ll write this in the history books cause this ones about to be a *banger*

    • @cmz_cxep7895
      @cmz_cxep7895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      A hoot and a holler if you will.

    • @yungronny3944
      @yungronny3944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a Banga classic

    • @CV-cq4of
      @CV-cq4of 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude I’m high i didn’t even realize

    • @factoryfinish
      @factoryfinish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      an absolute banger if you will

  • @michaelperez7700
    @michaelperez7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    normal people: we had sum good food
    goblin: everyone had to seem to have a good enjoyable meal experience

    • @jonashorn8354
      @jonashorn8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hahahahahah fr bro 😂😂😂

  • @uncletapeworm9107
    @uncletapeworm9107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    If you're not vomiting you're either not having a good time or you don't have a crippling addiction
    Felt that honestly

    • @ThaGVPSon
      @ThaGVPSon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao right! And im defintely in the second category lolol

    • @Owl__-py2qo
      @Owl__-py2qo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sameeeee

    • @G-spookyk4zs
      @G-spookyk4zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That or your tolerance is through the roof

    • @ScriptedLinks
      @ScriptedLinks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThaGVPSon 100% second category lol

    • @kevinvaldez3946
      @kevinvaldez3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tylerthegamingkid9056 fucked up 😂

  • @asidom9706
    @asidom9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    Goblin: "white ladies like coke bro"
    my brain: "ay write that down, write that down!"

    • @Speedster189
      @Speedster189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Are u kidding me I’ve ever seen a white girl not accept some coke . It’s a white girl thing lol

    • @roberthorry621
      @roberthorry621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Speedster189 white ladies love white girl you stooge

    • @tannertracy3054
      @tannertracy3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its a fucking fact i laughed so hard

    • @ExtendedRelease
      @ExtendedRelease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The starbuck/investigation joke was hilarious

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you don’t already know that, you must been living under a rock lmao

  • @AM-le5qe
    @AM-le5qe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Im so high when he said “ I tipped my hat” i thought of monopoly man hat

    • @ThaGVPSon
      @ThaGVPSon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      m'lady lmao

    • @reeceschrock396
      @reeceschrock396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goblin Ganja Goggles

    • @manny9229
      @manny9229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said his friend tipped his hat, not him lmao u high high

    • @woldydalo2343
      @woldydalo2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Manny 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @robbieloos7067
      @robbieloos7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro is zooted he called a top hat a monopoly man hat 🤣

  • @ashes2ashton490
    @ashes2ashton490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    $10 says that emma was wearing the shirt that says "why be racist sexist or homophobic when you can just be quiet?"

    • @johnlemon8689
      @johnlemon8689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      killmekylie I want that shirt

    • @juliennizan3129
      @juliennizan3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I was thinking a coexist shirt

    • @implosion1476
      @implosion1476 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnlemon8689 and I want the shirt that says "Il say whatever the fuck I want!"

    • @emadeit704
      @emadeit704 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@implosion1476 no one cares g

    • @redrainer
      @redrainer ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@implosion1476 yeah mate you have the right to say whatever you want, just like you have the right to the repercussions of what you said. And if it's some dumb stupid shit, then like please shut the fuck up

  • @ParasiteXSnuff
    @ParasiteXSnuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Sounds like severe social anxiety.. I was the same way. Good around friends and it's all fun and games until a girl(s) show up and you just don't know what to do. Not just that, you're afraid to say anything that will make you look stupid or you're afraid that they'll judge you. Don't expect many to understand that don't have it because that's the case 9 times out of 10 but it's real and it's sucks. Support him and let him know you'll respect his boundaries while trying to help at his own pace. He'll find someone on his own, we always do.

    • @noodles8433
      @noodles8433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yeah, I'm the same way and it sucks. Especially when I wonder why I can't be like anyone else, it sucks that people just can't understand how it feels. :/

    • @SFCityKids
      @SFCityKids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Man I been dealing with this all my damn life reason why I havent had a gf since Freshman year of HS and im now 25. But im starting to change tho once I got a good job and bought a nice BMW. Not saying materialism is a way to fix social anxiety but saying it didnt help for me is wrong.

    • @hourplastic4546
      @hourplastic4546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I could never do it at a party had to go to the online route

    • @nygeltzib8905
      @nygeltzib8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boi

    • @pm69669
      @pm69669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Noodles when I was like 10 I was like that but u literally jus have to go out more an talk more it’s like anything more u do it better u get

  • @haidenstid
    @haidenstid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Haven’t seen the vid already a banger

    • @firsttofi8471
      @firsttofi8471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haiden Stidam havent even hopped on youtube yet but this shit already banging

    • @ginseng2332
      @ginseng2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Phones been dead screen is more cracked up than me and can already tell AH BANGER

    • @Gregory-ud6zq
      @Gregory-ud6zq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haiden Stidam you’re right

    • @ti-ti.
      @ti-ti. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the universe doesn't exist and dinosaurs aren't even atoms yet.

    • @Chazzs
      @Chazzs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a hoot and a holler if you will

  • @mikhailsilaev9311
    @mikhailsilaev9311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Drinking game: take a shot every time goblin says "ay"

    • @ti-ti.
      @ti-ti. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mikhail Silaev u tryna kill me?

    • @ryanking8939
      @ryanking8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mikhail Silaev that’s called alcohol poisoning fam

    • @HurtenAlbertan
      @HurtenAlbertan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan King you just can’t hang

    • @1bbbb224
      @1bbbb224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drunk

    • @user-np2xl4qk4w
      @user-np2xl4qk4w 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro this feels like targetted assassination fr.

  • @MOcica-iy3we
    @MOcica-iy3we 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    ur gooddamn right, this WAS ahoot and a holler

    • @123Peopl
      @123Peopl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This aint breaking bad

    • @chrisb6095
      @chrisb6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      a true banger if u will

    • @bigcoochieboi3751
      @bigcoochieboi3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE mighty KING gigity

  • @jacob9110
    @jacob9110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I’m introverted af. I understand Bills struggle😂

    • @ThugNuts44
      @ThugNuts44 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol still a virgin?

  • @machineelf3890
    @machineelf3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    bill sounds like he needs some molly real quick so he can at least talk

    • @___412
      @___412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      It’s funny bc I used to literally be bill until started blowing like .4s of molly then my ass gave no fucks and finally got laid. But I can literally relate to this bill dude tho. Like it’s anxiety bro fr. It sounds pussy but social anxiety a real thing especially for a virgin around girls. And weed just makes it ten times worse

    • @machineelf3890
      @machineelf3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@___412 mmm fax

    • @josejones6276
      @josejones6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😩fax

    • @Cthomps20
      @Cthomps20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or some xanax😂

    • @slam1385
      @slam1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zircon same for me. i fucking hate it

  • @Noodlehead03Real
    @Noodlehead03Real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Goblin messes up: “idk I’m stoned dude”

  • @clipvault9405
    @clipvault9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    You payed for her flight? GOBLIN DONT LET US CATCH YOU SIMPIN

    • @Suspectd
      @Suspectd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      If I’m banging a model I’m paying for her flight not her feet pics chill

    • @laddttt6808
      @laddttt6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chris Stryker you the one that needs to chill.

    • @Suspectd
      @Suspectd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ladd Ttt ?

    • @ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy4443
      @ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      RandomizedClips goblin gone stay buying flights while you stay buying the onlyfans
      🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @laddttt6808
      @laddttt6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Stryker I guess you didn’t get it.

  • @AlfonsoCasasOropeza
    @AlfonsoCasasOropeza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Longest video ever, YES a classic

  • @crim8439
    @crim8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Goblin needs a movie deal on his life story, Carson should be auditioned for the role solely out of sheer resemblance

    • @MaxxBowman8
      @MaxxBowman8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vasko Haq lmaooo

    • @williambalfour2181
      @williambalfour2181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dudeontheinternet45
      @Dudeontheinternet45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This comment didn't age well lol

    • @ScottishKenneth
      @ScottishKenneth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dudeontheinternet45 how what has happened lol o just found this channel

  • @Hunter_Kennedy1
    @Hunter_Kennedy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "U look at her and ur like oh fuck, gun control" has to be the funniest and best way to describe that😂

  • @RobinXlone
    @RobinXlone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    YOU PAID FOR HER FLIGHT? NO GOBLIN NOOOOOO!! I never thought we would lose you to the simps!

    • @x0q4
      @x0q4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Robin stop being a child bro

    • @jarntheman3733
      @jarntheman3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robin Mal.??? Just a guess

    • @ThaGVPSon
      @ThaGVPSon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what does simps mean???

    • @EternalNico1
      @EternalNico1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stfu he getting pussy 🤦‍♂️

    • @manny9229
      @manny9229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EternalNico1 Going by his story, it doesn't sound like he got pussy but I would do the same if i knew some hot chick would come over nd it'd be a good chance at fucking lmao

  • @r1r226
    @r1r226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I was laughing so hard when he said she would scream at us through the camera😂😂☠

  • @jdjr2870
    @jdjr2870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The story time when bill finally losses his virginity will be one for the ages

  • @aydenolsen1216
    @aydenolsen1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Kevin is the kind of guy I'd love to chill with.

    • @MrKlucas25
      @MrKlucas25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    • @eduardobroekman
      @eduardobroekman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrKlucas25 wait that's you fr?

    • @retroisaac2x69
      @retroisaac2x69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edu Broekman wym? he famous or sum

    • @tommyflynn4186
      @tommyflynn4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eduardobroekman yea i think it is

    • @johnkoch5389
      @johnkoch5389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Sees guy named Kyle comment* (stoners react) hey is that really KEVIN! 🤔😂

  • @dwsncw
    @dwsncw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “It was like a boomer in left for dead” LMFAO

  • @andrewn.2368
    @andrewn.2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Just imagine if goblin animated his videos

  • @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
    @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I relate to bill hard, I’m terrible around people in general let alone a girl I like. The main thing that gave me enough confidence to get laid was alcohol and/or Xanax. I don’t recommend Xanax because it’s addictive but it got me laid a few times.

    • @glizzygobbler1
      @glizzygobbler1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bars making me act completely different hahah

    • @jj.2times
      @jj.2times 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glizzygobbler1 how much is a good amt to take for a first time user?

    • @shanecorr1694
      @shanecorr1694 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jj.2times 1 or 2mgs

    • @Itsnotlookingoodbrav
      @Itsnotlookingoodbrav ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jj.2times don’t, it’s not worth it😂😂 just go to the gym for long enough and feel yourself get better physically in mentally

    • @implosion1476
      @implosion1476 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jj.2times no more than 1mg for your first few times
      That's half a bar

  • @iicookiez
    @iicookiez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Bill & Tim Need To Fight In The Gulag For Emma

    • @00piumSora999
      @00piumSora999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaooooo

    • @kian4974
      @kian4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah bill to scared

    • @Noname-ut1ye
      @Noname-ut1ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you're gonna fight for a woman of all things, then your ass definitely belongs in a gulag.

    • @iicookiez
      @iicookiez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No name Take A Joke My Guy 🥱

    • @kian4974
      @kian4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iicookiez what?

  • @Beezlay
    @Beezlay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “ bill tweaked hard “ 💀 I’m weakkkkkkk

  • @caedensingh2879
    @caedensingh2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Man I honestly knew from the start that this channel was gonna explode, you've always just been so great at story telling. Not gonna lie even huge youtubers who try to do the same thing (Luna) irritate the fuck outta me.

    • @finexity5054
      @finexity5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea lunas a bitch goblins the man

  • @ethanwagener8777
    @ethanwagener8777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “You look at her shirt and your like, oh fuck gun control”-goblin 2020

  • @unruely4448
    @unruely4448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro just called Hilary extremely left wing lmaoo

  • @KrazyEngima
    @KrazyEngima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My high ass was like “ew, Coca Cola and ciroq?!” And immediately realized I’m stupid

  • @anantimelrifle7769
    @anantimelrifle7769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    6:50 Goblin gets 4 chest shots and 2 lower body with a green AK, decents, only breaks the shield at the 6th shot. Died to someone who shot twice breaking the shield and 2 more times killing him all before hitting the ground. This is why warzone sucks.

    • @laussethecat
      @laussethecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like you're just bad at the game bro

    • @mclovin9391
      @mclovin9391 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts bro, Facts

    • @yungbricky9367
      @yungbricky9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laussethecat Sounds like you dont play Warzone Bro

    • @laussethecat
      @laussethecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yungbricky9367 I've already had a warzone victory bro no 🧢 you just gotta be good at the game

    • @yungbricky9367
      @yungbricky9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laussethecat Me too, but its still unrealistic af

  • @A1-_-
    @A1-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    i need a goblin in my life..

    • @ginseng2332
      @ginseng2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’ve lost all my goblins. Ur hella right if everyone has a goblin things would b so lit. Dude genuinely is there to help and Seems like the chillest nigga..I’d love to have goblin hmu probs straight nostalgia

  • @AtibaVV
    @AtibaVV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bill probably depressed or something in his past happened to him to make interactions with women uncomfortable

  • @EricBrado
    @EricBrado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    What’s an extra door knob gunna do when the whole door gets kicked down😂😂😂

    • @asidom9706
      @asidom9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bruh I was thinking the same thing. nevertheless that had me laughing hard.

  • @iReadFiction
    @iReadFiction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Holy shit Bill sounds like me 100%. The amount of times I've been at a function after getting told there would be girls and then did nothing all night is my attitude. Its no wonder why I never get invited now

    • @one7deep7savage7
      @one7deep7savage7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sometimes those girls are annoying asf and you wish you didnt go anyways lol

    • @elliotcooley2141
      @elliotcooley2141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      top tip just talk to them like the guys, chat abt interests or just start with 'this blunt is fireee right? you want to grab a shot' once youre through getting into a conversation its easy peasy

    • @Crisp_Crow
      @Crisp_Crow ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elliotcooley2141
      Easy for you to say

  • @MrSweet-hu8ph
    @MrSweet-hu8ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “If you think it’s Starbucks that’s cap it’s coke you just haven’t ventured enough yet”😂😂😂 that’s a wrap

  • @nickurrutia6643
    @nickurrutia6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I gotta get over there” I’m literally dead

  • @travisbenck9536
    @travisbenck9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Another goblin mystery will bill ever get laid? maybe when old folk gets his check

    • @Arex0402
      @Arex0402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Travis Benck old folk been waiting for that check for years man but you know he’s still good for that one gram

  • @nysaniaofficial1841
    @nysaniaofficial1841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You feel like you’re hanging out with goblin when you’re watching his videos

  • @nov1019
    @nov1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i’m billy around these types of situations where there are women around and all your friends try to get you to interact and get the vibes up but myself like billy i just shut down completely and forfeit trying to talk a girl. it happens boys.

  • @whymtsw
    @whymtsw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “At this point he’s gotta be choosing it” had me dying

  • @lugnut6952
    @lugnut6952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Take a shot every time Goblin says “right”.

  • @petergevurtz7933
    @petergevurtz7933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    you should’ve known, if the model is pretty then she shouldn’t bring her best friend, cos I ain’t neva seen two pretty best friends

  • @Jackaldev
    @Jackaldev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    14:49 "It's like he's lagging." I'm dead 😂

  • @leegreen5048
    @leegreen5048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Shout out to Bill getting laid. Gob confirmed it on a Live stream

  • @theketaminewizard
    @theketaminewizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I relate to bill way to hard😂

  • @Kooliojg
    @Kooliojg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    RIP Ashton Long

  • @Daniel-rg5kb
    @Daniel-rg5kb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude Goblin always has the most ratchet stories and I'm all for it 😂

  • @quintin1904
    @quintin1904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    By far the best story you've ever told, dying the whole way through LMAO

  • @jab-io2po
    @jab-io2po 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:21-6:23
    “He’s not like an ugly guy.. REALLY”
    🤣 😂

  • @yalmuma8206
    @yalmuma8206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Goblin : Pays for the flight
    Obi Wan : You were said to destroy the simps not join them, to bring balance to the genders not leave them in darkness

    • @alexmd4470
      @alexmd4470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was down bad ngl, fuck paying for the flight.

    • @chevy2693
      @chevy2693 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexmd4470 he was securing the bag for bill

  • @aggerum8829
    @aggerum8829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Bro Kevin seems like the guy id hang with for sure

  • @letmepikachu1210
    @letmepikachu1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Get me to 17k and I'll give you top"
    *throws dress at goblin. *
    You knew what this was. A HOOT AND A HOLLER

  • @robosteez
    @robosteez 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "LISTEN, I've smoked Crack, none of us cared dude."

  • @kaylilly1760
    @kaylilly1760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    bill “LITTERALLY TIPPED HIS JIMMY JOHNS HAT AT THEM” 😂😂😂 IM SCREAMING

  • @tr1cky3
    @tr1cky3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i wanna see where bill is today

  • @enjoladas7884
    @enjoladas7884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i’m so high rn i got banished to the shadow realm

  • @LightYagami-dc6cg
    @LightYagami-dc6cg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Watching this while taking a poop

    • @blades6351
      @blades6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      wipe properly you dont wanna be walking all funny when ur done

    • @igod5724
      @igod5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xxxtentacionboi69 stolemomscreditcardforVbucksnigga same

    • @igod5724
      @igod5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      blades I don’t wipe

    • @adamhall9233
      @adamhall9233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I God same

    • @PenjaminStarfish
      @PenjaminStarfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same bruh

  • @Blntsmk4
    @Blntsmk4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “A boomer from left 4 dead”😂😂💀 dead

  • @ethanshaw4774
    @ethanshaw4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It’s like he’s lagging 😂😂😂

  • @markschweighauser135
    @markschweighauser135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why can i identify myself with Bill to 100%?😂

  • @DiogenesUlyanov
    @DiogenesUlyanov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The whole room lights up the moment coke was brought up.." ah yes, bringin back some good memories

  • @bogent2039
    @bogent2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best story i've heard yet holy hsit you are funny
    "But somehow the stars aligned" im dead

  • @alexortiz5966
    @alexortiz5966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You think its Starbucks? That's cap buddy, it's really cocaine"

  • @SalmonTree
    @SalmonTree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Report Submitted --> Reason: "I'm in this video and I don't like it"

    • @snowwolf1017
      @snowwolf1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Salmon Tree are you bill?

    • @SalmonTree
      @SalmonTree 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snowwolf101 Nah nah my uh.. “mate” 🙄😳

    • @MMPGAMMING
      @MMPGAMMING 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SalmonTree did u get layed yet bill??

    • @tylerbrah4676
      @tylerbrah4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo what’s up bill are you gay or what do you have self esteem issues why wnot you talk to women

    • @SalmonTree
      @SalmonTree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “She’s not my type bro”

  • @StonerHAX420
    @StonerHAX420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome! Stories like XCodeh!

  • @justyou942
    @justyou942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I saw the title and started laughing

  • @earthfa333
    @earthfa333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “...so I got her on the aerospace transportation method-“ 😭😂

  • @vvsvillainn
    @vvsvillainn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    aye man you can lead a horse to water a million times but you can’t make him drink

  • @user-wq1dd8kt9l
    @user-wq1dd8kt9l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was born with autism and still lost mine at 15

  • @rhetteverette2406
    @rhetteverette2406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve literally had a friend just like Bill, just shuts off completely and didn’t try at all.

  • @HatedNelevated
    @HatedNelevated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:30 'I don't even remember her real name, the fake name could be real'
    -Goblin
    😂

  • @TheRuCuber
    @TheRuCuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "its like hes lagging" im dead LOOOOOOL

  • @DatBoyComp
    @DatBoyComp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you are a virgin there is no shame. If you are Bill, come on man." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ciiss5285
    @ciiss5285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok, this is definitely my favorite video of yours. A true hoot and a holler

  • @yththtz
    @yththtz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude I'm so high listening in the dark and I had to rewind the same fucking part like 3 times

  • @bootybandit1487
    @bootybandit1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    F for bill man😔 i’m kinda the same way when it comes to being pretty shy and just shutting down. Bill needs a fuckin clingy ass girl who won’t stop talking so he doesn’t have a choice but to hook up with her lmao

  • @larrygee0330
    @larrygee0330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh..i swear this has to be the funniest shit ever..i am in my bedroom 4 am looking at this shit.. the whole house echoed with my laughter.. thank you man I need this

  • @gyrt6373
    @gyrt6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Quit talkin your self down man, she didn’t deserve to be you dm’s bro.

  • @tommybootlegger
    @tommybootlegger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sounds damn near exactly like a friend of mine. I remember one time he had a half a bottle of whiskey in him, and more than a few bowls, and I still had to push him to even practice talking to a girl. I'm a good wingman, but there's only so much a guy can do.

    • @MorganSharp.02
      @MorganSharp.02 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he doesent want to he’s not going to

  • @user-hu6tn7sh4k
    @user-hu6tn7sh4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How tf did people comment so early the vid wasn't even up

  • @classicjabronie9573
    @classicjabronie9573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “coked up gullets”😭😭 u gotta put that on a t shirt

  • @trentheintz4415
    @trentheintz4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    last time i was this early Einstein wrote the bible

  • @NoodlePastie
    @NoodlePastie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:19 lhh my name is sam and I may or may not be a virgin 👀 that shit got me 😂 lol at the desc. "No shame if you are a virgin" absolutely not! ❤ you gobby...

  • @hbkmicah4608
    @hbkmicah4608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m a simple man I see a goblin video and I click

  • @macintheabyssmuzik2779
    @macintheabyssmuzik2779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way he explained them girls like London Tipton and Maddie Fitzgerald from Zack and Cody😭😅😂

  • @maverickiwnl
    @maverickiwnl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I GOT MY HUG HOMIES. WE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR.

  • @FerBoy77
    @FerBoy77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "but, either way,..."
    legit like 30 times haahahahah

  • @tylerburkhart4422
    @tylerburkhart4422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay okay hear me out i love goblins gaming vids but imagine the intensity of these story time vids if they had a camera like swoozie and the shitty stick figure drawings with it, easily would be the best even though mans is already the best TH-camr out here

    • @ti-ti.
      @ti-ti. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah or like MsPaintAnimations (another great underrated drug tuber)

  • @el-np9yb
    @el-np9yb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goblin: shes sun baking in Hawaii
    Also Goblin: i'm not gonna say where she lives

  • @CAMO9033
    @CAMO9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i would luv to smoke with goblin that would b a tru hoot and holler

  • @3vjames432
    @3vjames432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    26 min video? This is a TRUE banger. A true classic if you will

  • @sicario4759
    @sicario4759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wish I had friends like you. Seen lots of videos. My friends never have time for me and im the last one they call...who am i joking they dont call.. ever almost. Not lying.

  • @jovinbertoia9243
    @jovinbertoia9243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bill has done it, this is a win for the boys

  • @notjoelgraham8562
    @notjoelgraham8562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Please include a huge disclaimer on the dangers of cocaine and alcohol, me and my friends used to do it a lot and one of them almost died because he drank too much since he couldn't feel that he was drunk :O (still fun though not gonna lie hehehe)

    • @chevy2693
      @chevy2693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      are you promoting this or nah? don't say it's dangerous then say "it's fun tho"

    • @ryanreviews1741
      @ryanreviews1741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      :O

  • @shawn9899
    @shawn9899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Plot twist: bill lost his v card in the 6th grade and no one knows 🤣

  • @Lukasg3d
    @Lukasg3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Feel so sorry for Bill, get him some pills lmao