The Worst Guy I've Ever Smoked With
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
- In todays video, I talk about the worst guy I've ever smoked with. I hope you enjoy!
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"shorter video" LMFAOOOOO I THOUGHT
what happened to patreon my brudda
damn broo it be like that
where the fuck is the lean video
Goblin nice bro oof
@@brum4366 they stopped letting me withdraw a couple months ago and support is snail speed so i havent even been able to see whos donated on there since 2018 lol. shit platform for both creators and viewers alike
biggest plot twist was finding out that joey, isaac, and chris were black guys
@@venomsnake42069 isaac was a skinny white guy in my head lmao
@@kylegreen7885 same for me he was like a 5'5 110 pound white kid with like dirty blond hair lmao
Wtf
@@Scotty-vs4lf frrr 😭 I was picturing the bathroom vaper type skinny white kid
lmaooo deadass, i literally came to the comments for this
I like how he just casually brings up that Chris’s mom was chilling with them in the garage lmao
Fax imagine his mom watching the kid freestyle 😭
w pfp
thats how black moms be, gettin high
Yo💀
@@caw7542 my moms white and i smoke with her
bro i was gonna roll up a joint but the girlfriend of my friend (who i dont realy know that well) wants to roll it so im like fine here you go, i tos her my bag with like 6 grams in it. so im talking a bit with my friends then the girl who rolled up my joint gives me the joint and the bag with nothing in it left!! so i said where is the rest of the weed, and she said i have used it all. so im walking to her boyfriend (my friend) and im like yo your girl just stole like 5 grams off me but she denied it. so he begins to yell at her untill she cried and gave me the weed. 1 day later she broke up with him.
dudes better off without her
What Ur looking at nigga your friend’s a real one for defending you instead of her 💯🙌🙏
Adam100A frrrr
That's a true friend man
You should keep that friend man he’s a real one
“I was the only white person in that room so I did not have access to that word” lmaoooo
FR I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL WHITE😭😭
“access” 😭
Worded masterfully
@@whoscae376 now I’m even more embarrassed that Isaac is black
“homie was acting like a dingus”
😅
Bro was making some motherfucking tomfoolery off mind altering inhibitors
This dude just talked about a regular ass day with a beginner smoker
Nehemiah Foreman I’ve been smoking like atleasdt 2-3 times a week for like a year maybe a little to much whatever that’s not the point.but I’m the same way as him except I can roll a blunt I’m not gonna threaten to fuckin shoot someone... but I always do dumb shit like making beats and rapping and shit that’s just how I enjoy the weed like whatever I chill with people that do the same shit I never thought it was a big deal.
Edit: and I’m not gonna take someone’s weed I bring and buy my own shit and I’m not stingy with it neither I do see the problem with people like that.
A white person Named bob dude, don’t feel bad about smoking 2-3 times a week lol. That’s very tame
@@awhitepersonnamedbob1124 lol headass nigga thinking he smokes to much, bitch I smoked 4 times a day for a straight year homie
@@awhitepersonnamedbob1124 bro 2-3 times a week isn't shit dawg...
Oofskie Brooskie damn you’re cool asf
The paranoid stoner that thinks the police are gonna come and raid the house because your smoking a joint is the worse, you have to be careful with them all it takes is a knock at the door or a passing cop car and they are trying to flush your weed down the toilet
I'm not usually a paranoid stoner but on new years I had a solid reason to lol
True af
Yo I used to be exactly like that lmao
That's too paranoid, shit.
Damn that’s some tweaker shit I didn’t even know stoners are like this
Issac just watching this like “the f?”
Really do be like that ://
@@steeboop why do you eat weed lmao
@@BobbyLewis I've done it. It tastes good tbh
@@Dan-sd3wx really? It sounds disgusting
@@BobbyLewis Nah man it kinda tastes like a herb for like cooking but a bit more dry and it kinda feels weird on the tongue
Props to Chris for not being mad at Joey, especially cuz Joey was probably punching air after watching that happen
“Ay bruh you sure you good”
“Yeah dawg im good”
*continues sprinkling weed on pizza*
LMFAOO THE MOM WAS IN THE GARAGE THE WHOLE TIME WHAAT HAHAHA
Lol I've done the same with my two friends, my friends stepdad sometimes comes to the garage while we're smoking and he's pretty cool or just walks pass by. Tho me and those two friends r only 14 years old but his mom let's him smoke in the garage as long if it's only weed. She doesn't let him take anything else like alcohol and other drugs that could harm bad you or kill you.
xXGhoustXx boi chillest mom ever wtf
In multiple (especially greened out) videos it’s been demonstrated that Chris’s parents let him smoke
His mom probably smoking to but doesn’t want to expose her
@@elmaschimba963 my moms the same way lol
spoiler*
elon musk isn't actually in the video
fuck you i read backwards so i didnt read the spoiler warning so can you just get the fuck out of my safe space and go back to your shitpersontown
@@lewiswinter8127 i'd suggest u to go to ebuTuoY
Damn it
Tht profile pic
@@cs5661 we only smokin big doubies out here
Give Isaac a break he was just tryna make pizza edibles
it don't work like that tho lol
he know issa joke
I put a shit ton of cannabutter on a pizza it was fuckin amazing
@@jamesgrey93 no you didn't stop lying bro
@@tomohawk7203 lol y would someone lie about that?
"HE PUTS WEED ON THE PIZZA. HE OPENS HIS FUCKING GRINDER"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS SHIT HAS ME DYING YOUR STORIES ARE HILARIOUS
Yes, and the magic elephants joined to smoke some crack too.
goblin seems like such a understanding guy i swear
kinda sounds like a d hole tho but ion knoe really. just off first glance
nick’s definetly a lovable asshole 😭 defo seems like a good friend that talks shit abt ppl he doesn’t like a lot
Idk hes pretty unempathetic to people that dont know how to socialise. Whenever theres a story with someone whos young or weird or just dosnt know procedure, they're an asshole in his eyes
PEEEEEEEP
@@commentpatrol6257 is dead lmao
in conclusion: you need to man up and tell people when something is wrong
Catame it’s all about keeping good vibes in the room, that’s why if there’s ever a problem it’s sometimes best to avoid a problem and just let itself diffuse. At least that’s what I’ve learned from smoking with noobs
@@almightysosa3007 gotta agree here
prspr 🤦🏾♂️
Almighty Sosa300 you can tell somebody that somethings wrong without ruining the vibe
He’s scary lmfao
who would waste weed by eating the literal flower??? shook
@@platinumbrain no it cant, it has to be heated before its psychoactive.
@@dekzYT that's why it's a waste
Grace Trapani I’ve eaten the flower before because of dares it taste like literal ass
You can eat avb (the product of a dry herb vape). I tend not to.
Lmao, they wasted blunt #1 by not re rolling it. It seemed obvious the new guy in the group was not to be trusted with the weed after blunt #1
I knew this kid who posed like he was some massive drug lord, talked about how he would sell thousands of dollars in coke, no one ever believed him, and overall was just a weird compulsive liar. 100% would not smoke with him again
Are you talking about the dude who runs this channel? Fuckin guy thinks dope gives you clout.
The best part of this story is that everyone has dealt with a guy like this in the circle
“I don’t have access to that word” unproblematic king
nice pic
FBZ
rate ur picture, damn
?
Not kinglike behavior. Kings don't worry themselves with the gauntlet that is pc culture.
"Don't wanna humiliate anyone on video" Little late to be saying that.
Weed on the pizza? My guy he def was smokin with Supreme patty
Kiid Kaii lmfaoo
i think the fact that he ashed on his food is way worse liketf is u onnn
Bout time isaac started freestyling I'm pretty sure that blunt was dry enough to smoke like cmon man you don't wanna hit the blunt because it's moist? You could have roasted it with the lighter or used the microwave now that was a waste of weed lol
I’ve thrown away joints because someone got the filter wet
@@assholedestroyer4207 still a waste
Why doesn't this have more than 100 likes? This is common sense I thought everyone roasted their blunts.
You tryna smoke some dried sailva bud?
RemixTV1000 mmm dried up saliva wraps
Man... even after all that lame shit he pulled you still leave some nug in his grinder for him. All I gotta say is your a good man
I went to go smoke at a hiking park in LA with friends so we had the best view of dodger stadium and downtown. It was late at night and the park was near closing, we were high af when the cops came around so we thought we were in trouble but really they were just announcing the park being closed. On our way back to the car everyone was high as fuck. It’s like a ten minute walk back to the car. When we got back to the car I almost wanted to walk back home because I didn’t want someone driving high. Bro said he was good now, so I trusted him. We started to leave when we got to the exit, the gate was fucking closed. Everyone started freaking out, that’s cus they were faded. I was chillin saying it’s not a big deal or whatever. The driver was getting so scared for no reason I shit you not bro drove on the fucking park to get out onto the road a good like 100 feet. Just imagine seeing a car come out some bushes ina middle of the night. That was us. We then went to McDonald’s n laughed it off lol
Dude wtf same story
Elysian park?
Juice. Yea lol
Lmfao
Yo I had the same experience I was dating my girl and we got to that point of the slope where it was blocked off. We ran into people who we're in a Chrysler and we were the first to go around the tree haha. The was a crazy night
Who uses Blackbeard with iron sights
Me
And literally never leans
Fr and he cant even lean
People who can’t afford acog
What game is this
As someone who was on a track team, this kid sounds like half the team.
I love how you use “I digress”. Hilarious, and a perfect phrase for the situation.
“Y’all wanna hear me freestyle.” That shit had me dead
so i just smoked a bunch of weed, watched a 2014 goblin video where he sounded like a nerdy squirrel, to this one where he sounded like a former crackhead now plumber. That really made he trip
Me*
Is this real
you don’t really smoke man, stop it
I bet that he's issec
I bet that he's Isaac
Why ain't u just roast the blunt witb ur lighter
thēø cuz dey noobs. And he hangs with all black people
@@gsfbffxpdhhdf7043 what are you trying to say
thēø cause he doesn't actually smoke this man makes fake stories
god were you there?
god shut the fuck up if u wanna try saying that shit go to Luna’s channel or something
Not a hoot and a holler smoking with "issac" amirite?
I mean.. I guess :,(
Isaac gonzales your not him. He used Isaac as a way to describe Isaac to not let his real name go
@@YSLmarcos woah really? I didn't know I wasn't allowed to joke around on the internet
@@steeboop 😂🤣😂😂🤣😭
i would’ve made him give my weed back after he said that lmao
Lol bro if it was me I would have been straight up and just asked for the blunt back just unravel it and take the weed out, I would’ve took care of homie Isaac and just laughed. Goblin why u let him do all this when he’s not in the right mind 😂😂
love u goblin but after playing siege for like 3 years and seeing a beginner gameplay for one of ur videos i feel like killing myself lol
Yeah he could at least put on a sight😂
@@brenj3895 fax
i can relate holy shit my mans cant learn his qs and es
Get an acog
Nick Finder yeah the no sight is really killing me
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
E I T H E R W A Y
Brandon Anderson *anyway
y’know
BDG I don’t see any copyright on it
@@Brandon-mv6eb That was probably the bitchyest response
@@badmunsteve7845 I strive to be as alpha as you
I swear to god every dealers name is chris
Nationalist Hilpy or josh😂
I know to none are chris
Bruce,Joseph,Colby.
Bro my boys names is Chris 😭
My wife’s is Derek.
this has got to be the funniest shit i’ve listened to while high
Had similar experience on my 18th birthday. Only lightly smoked weed a few times before, so I went all out on the BONG not knowing and legs felt tingly first so I got up then I fell because I felt paralyzed and kept getting this twitchy feeling like every second lasted a lifetime. Friends got me to a chair and I closed my eyes and felt like I was losing power of all my muscles and limbs, slowly turning off. This is when I panicked and told them to call the ambulance lol good thing they didn't. After that my eyes still closed I felt myself like a tiny ball flying through space and then I started coming back gaining movement I would stroke my jumper and it really felt good so I just kept stroking objects around me and dropping stuff. Then I got the twitching feeling back and slowly a few hours later got sober enough to cut the birthday cake. I had a go at my friends thinking they gave me LSD or something but they said it was prob just the bong and the amount I smoked. WILD 18th birthday ngl.
bro holy fuck
My second time smoking was VERY similar to Thai experience
You would just pass out if you ever ate real cannabutter cookies. 2 of those and you will have an out of body experience.
bro was smoking tht god pack
bro that was me first time i took dabs
Worst person I smoked with was my cousins friend and he wouldnt stop ashing the blunt .
*takes a hit,ashes it*
I'm actually not ashamed of my micro penis,but better than spilling all that shit over your jeans
ProMrLecoq01 what the fuck?
8:35 he must have had that oregano
StreetPizza deserves more likes
Issac sounds like the typa person to snatch the lighters
why can’t you just dry it off with the lighter😂🤦♀️
The point is no one wants a blunt thats been slobbered on. Also its better if you dont have to use the lighter because it doesnt the wrap out.
Kill Me Please probably why he’s sick
@@lilmandanga or risk burning the blunt. It also depletes the lighter that much faster.
Dark Vulcan who the fuck is stingy about a lighter
@@Will-pp8wf 😂😂
This series helped me during my detox phase of a alcohol dependence while I was in the hospital. Man thank you so much
ayyy, you had a good rant about this on twitter, good to hear what fully happened.
Will you please do a krokodil review? Thanks govlin
Wolf753 LMFAO
only like 100 destitute russian ppl have ever even done krokodil so i'm not sure he can oblige you. i'll give you the next best thing though; the drug part of krokodil is desomorphine which most likely feels just like morphine or heroin or oxycodone or any other opiate, which is to say it feels pretty good. the clandestine battery acid part does not feel so good. all in all, i give it a 2/5
Bruh, all that shit is, is codien and fucking gasoline...please god dont ever think about that shit lol
Zack Secrest was a joke
Igh so the mom was in the garage watching her drug dealer son smoke
"ayo u gotta see ths ghost bru" Issac-2019
You know it’s a bad vibe when you deny the freestyle and they still drop straight dookie bars anyways 😂😂
I was high and I swear to god I saw a cop and we all ran but then I saw yellow lights it was just the parks security and they said I’m never smoking weed with you in a park ever again
LastGoose me and my cousin was at his friends house and we had just smoked 5 blunts with two other people so we were tired asf and was gonna go home as we were going home I see three black people yelling suhwoo jump in a black car mind you this was 11 at night and they started chasing us in the car we were on bikes we took 4 turns looked back and they were still on us so we finally seen a car and stopped and I said help these people are following us and my cousin went to their car so I did too and it was two old lady’s ina. White car it wasn’t gang bangers...
Then u have bad friends
@@jdoo2246
What would they have done to you if they were gang bangers?
Goblin being a true bro giving the goofy homie a care package and everything.
Blackbeard without sights 🤦🏻♂️😂
Doesn't lean
God I love your channel, stumbled upon it a little smashed up, searching hash - listening to you is like listening to old school radio while you stoned by someone who's stoned - as a teen from the nineties it's awesome.
Bro I’m gonna be real I’m kinda self conscious about how shitty I am to hang out with when i get super fucking stoned bc I start getting paranoid that I’m makin a fool out of myself n shit but this makes me feel so much better like damn wtf is wrong with this dude
lmao so u put 1.4 in the grinder theres still enough for 4 bowls... so you smokin .5 size blunts or .1 bowls lmao
ain’t nun wrong w .5 blunts if u got a lot of em and like the action of smoking
you guys must be smoking games or white owls if you smoke .5 blunts. 🤢🤢
he only rolled one skimp fucked up blunt out of the weed i put in and had easily a .75 of that weed i gave him left
Bruh I smoke multiple a day and I throw like 1.6 to 2gs in my dutches hahah I dont even want to hit if it skimp that shit weird
@@lowverte3693 isaiahhthegreat follow me on Insta I roll 4 gram woods
LMFAOOUPOHI “Watch my ghost”
*leave me tf alone*
Hit the blunt every time he says “right” / “okay” 😂
CharlieKing or either way 😂
Take a shot everytime he says “Either way”
This sounds like some shit me and my brother saw. I really like the video man, took my back to my weed smoking days which were some of the best times for me. I smoked weed from age 16 until I was 20 everyday with my twin brother.
Our parents didn’t really trip about us smoking so everyone used to come over and smoke with us just to not get busted (we live in Texas) yeah bro we had to kick a few people out on more than one occasion.
starting off 2019 with siege gameplay 👌 perfect
Now only if he was good at the game
Luke Ratajczak he didnt even use BBs shield
@@johnsakash9990 this is too fucking funny we need goblin to keep posting rainbow game play so we can shit on it
Goblin doesn’t even need gameplay
Trash game
This guy is such a master kush smoker he gave everybody the wrong definition of ghosting a hit. 10/10 stoner.
Bro… I thought I was the only one like “that ain’t a ghost” lmao
So y'all think killing a hit is a cool smoke trick? Y'all the posers lmfao. And the trick he's talking about has different names all over. Ghost. Bubble. Snap.
@@dylanlane3787 no. We just actually know terminology.. and I’ve been all over the US… ain’t Amber heard anyone describe a ghost the way he did
@@Osostratus hahahahah that "amber" autocorrect
@@BigBodyBiggolo lmaoo
i feel like this guy don’t even smoke
Your opinion doesn’t matter if you got a fortnite pfp
Anthony Rios guarantee i could outsmoke u
HTXdylan
Who said I smoke
@gamer7163 wow you waste your time making someone else money while you get his little scraps and call it a living. you really contributing to humanity
there is literally videos of him smoking bruh
That’s kinda messed up y’all ain’t half to kick bro out I mean yeah he a goof ball but he was probably just trying to be cool and fit in
nah he a bitch should’ve got pressed more
Zak BB nah dude he is obviously a new comer to smoking and was trying to fit in I feel like everyone’s been there you don’t have to be a asshole and kick him out just correct him and stop laughing at him.
Luke nah bro you don’t come around someone’s crib and act like a
fool the whole problem is him trying to act cool you never try to do that especially at a plugs house
Luke they not tight enough for him to be fucking around like that
@@zakbb497 exactly
I didn’t think you’d be able to cringe me out but then we got to the freestyle.
You guys seem really boring to smoke with
i know right? i would have just laughed at that fool and ate all his pizza. why over react on every little thing like a bunch of brats.
@@brebium7715 They live with a kids ego. Unfortunately, thats why.
Ikr
@@brebium7715 they prolly didn't care about the pizza but bugging someone over ghosting and rappping I mean some on that would piss anyone off
@@brebium7715 eh the narrator seems ok lol but this Chris guy seems like he takes himself too seriously. Honestly he sounds like a complete asshole. Who would try to fight someone over that?
jesus christ thats like every smoker pet peeve into one person 💀
Either I’m high af or this is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a minute
i woulda lost it when bro started rapping😭😭
I always worry im "that guy" because i get pretty autistic when i smoke but i try to keep it to myself and still be respectful. Personal space and all that. But, i will also rock back and forth just saying the word "Butter" and staring into space for like 20 minutes so.. idk
You‘re prolly just fine
If you worry about u acting like a dumbass change ur smoking buddies. I had the same thing aswell. But now i smoke with different guys and i dont worry a one bit about acting dumb we all do and its fun
Says he puts at least 1.4 gs in his grinder but after the roll, there is like 4 bowls in there wtf that mean you rollin .6s out here? 😂😂😂 skiiiimp
@Elian Camacho just depends on the size of your bowl
Bruh u made it hella complicated u could've avoided this whole thing if u were just upfront from the beginning.
Discovered this channel a few days ago and just binge listening to these stories!!
“What’s smokin mid?” “I’m glad you asked” *sends 6 hour long Xbox voice mail*
Sprinkle the weed on the pizza honestly a mood
It doesn't do anything, just a waste of good weed lol.
@@homedogoli you gotta throw the weed in the oven first to activate the thc-a. Thats also how you prepare your weed if you want to make edibles
@@dennicam2428 I know, that's why I was saying it wouldn't do anything if you just sprinkled it on the pizza like the guy was claiming in the video.
Goblin pls do a video on any negative side affects of using drugs if you have noticed any
greek gaming gtfo you pussy
Saying “either way” unintentionally all throughout his speech. Marijuanas will do this if injected at lethal doses like Goblin does..
@@Markdacosta u have ksi in your pic gtfo pussy
@@Markdacosta stfu bitch ur name is ksi
@@MrRiskyyTs yea ik that but I mean like from all the drugs he has taken as a whole
You did the right thing, even though it wasn’t your problem. Sometimes you just have to take control.
This gotta be the funniest goblin story ever
yo Gobby, good looks for calming my brain with your stories the past half decade or so. You don’t even know the things your videos have got me through. Love from boston.
I probably did some goofy things myself when I was a beginner but I never thought I'd hear about someone sprinkling weed on a pizza. And you still gave him some weed to bring home with him. Respect.
"dude you gotta see this ghost bro "😂
RBX Astra 😂😂 fuckin insane
When someone hits you with a freestyle your like aw here we fucking go 😂
Lmao good god, even at my highest point that I've been baked, I would never do any of this weird shit alone or with company
I've seen a lot worse, including some clueless guy who literally drank and snorted the dirty bong water to get high. Difference was we were all high as fuck laughing our asses off at his antics, not getting pissy and trying to start a fight..
“bro you gotta see this ghost bro” 😂😂 i’m dead
This guys stories are complete non events. 'We did some drugs and we sat about and did nothing bro"
That dude was so cringe. Eating weed and threatening to shoot the plug LOL
"HE EATS IT!!!!!"
“This is gonna be a shorter video , short and simple”
*17 and a half minutes*
Well shit. This is that 2019 shortness.
*Spongebob voice*
This isn’t just shortness, This is advanced shortness
"Bro who do you hang out with ?"
“Don’t wanna humiliate anyone on video” shits on isaac for 17 minuts straight😂
8:30 I'm on acid and this is making me tweak 😂😂😂
WHAT THE FUCK
Get help
@@theowainwright7406 ???
@@dexthecelestial clicked the timestamp and wtf
@@theowainwright7406 ye 😅😂😂
FIRST VID OF 2019!! LETTTS GOOO!!!
I smoked with this one guy who I gave a lift back home , who proceeds to backseat drive the entire way saying I'm in the wrong gear. And then says are those police sirens when there was nothing there.
That’s kinda funny
"who do you hang out with, where are you from, I gotta know why you're like this" loooool
making such a big deal about him sprinkling it on some pizza like wtf.
The other day my friend had a wax pen at school ( note that almost every time I got high was at school off a wax pen or something like that) any I was havin a low day and asked if I could hit it dude said yeah after the bell rings so the bell rings and we go to the bathroom and the stalls don’t cover up shit. So I go into a stall bend over as best I can without falling over because the walls of the stalls were so low, I take a big ass hit stand up and see an ex military teacher walk in. I say shit with smoke still in my mouth and bend over again trying not to laugh and not to get caught, I breathe the rest of the shit in my jacket air it out a bit and dart the fuck out of that stall, right when I get into the Hall the shot hits me and I about fall over. Any hope y’all enjoyed that story
Feelin bad for the homie eyesack 😔
That's weird, but I used to eat weed. Whenever the roach got to close to the butt I'd eat what was left on the paper to dispose of the evidence lmao. My dads got a 3rd eye for this kinda thing so I always had to cover my tracks. I was too high to care or to taste it.
Goblin out here taking on the learning curve of one of if not the most toxic games out there
he's like oh I found what the blunt was missing ou pizza weed yum lmao