The Strongest Xanax Ever

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  • @vince4918
    @vince4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3209

    I love how goblin tells story's like he's trying to reach the word count on a school essay.

    • @quartermannn
      @quartermannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      bro thats facts, man puts his heart in that shit

    • @laddttt6808
      @laddttt6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Vince don’t you mean cool essay?

    • @vince4918
      @vince4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@laddttt6808 😐

    • @laddttt6808
      @laddttt6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Vince don’t you mean 🥳?

    • @grayy10k
      @grayy10k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

  • @gabrielmontoya6607
    @gabrielmontoya6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2670

    I choose to believe that every female in goblins hometown is called Ashley

    • @Chlamydia69
      @Chlamydia69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Chaos Kid damn bro that’s cool as hell you do drugs damnnnn bro here’s your high five ✋

    • @wennick4859
      @wennick4859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Wdym “ choose” all their names are Ashley and that’s just a fact

    • @jax9289
      @jax9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Chaos Kid damn bruh tf did you do you got these people heated😂😂

    • @Idealsleeperagent
      @Idealsleeperagent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice lmao On god I’m fried

    • @eduardobroekman
      @eduardobroekman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@chaoskid9404 u deleted ur comment so now I'm curious what you said

  • @6z0
    @6z0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    Bruh imagine having Goblin trying trying to convince you to remodel your bathroom lmfao

    • @apexshinbi638
      @apexshinbi638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      "I know you want this fucking bathroom bro. Think of the Persian Towels"

    • @insanelystoned3634
      @insanelystoned3634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfaooo

    • @squidlover7615
      @squidlover7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Imagine saying no to him :/

    • @laddttt6808
      @laddttt6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jafuh don’t you mean bedroom?

    • @6z0
      @6z0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ladd Ttt no?

  • @DrowningMoon
    @DrowningMoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    "But eitherway nevertheless"- goblin 2020

    • @jax9289
      @jax9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Neko Jayy eventually you stop noticing it haha

    • @dustyishere2472
      @dustyishere2472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @joecurran2696
      @joecurran2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me writing a shitty English essay

    • @lilgryps
      @lilgryps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      StayFlowin faxxx

  • @tmcg_615
    @tmcg_615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    His storytelling skills are phenomenal

    • @lefty9663
      @lefty9663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      tmcg_615 fr he’s mostly always high while filming so that might help😂

    • @laddttt6808
      @laddttt6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don’t you mean pneumonia?

    • @AlexDiaz-hl8qx
      @AlexDiaz-hl8qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ladd Ttt no he means pneumonia

    • @laddttt6808
      @laddttt6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alex Diaz don’t you mean ammonia?

    • @ltobito349
      @ltobito349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laddttt6808 shut up

  • @raff03
    @raff03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    Me: say it say it
    Goblin: hoot and a holler

    • @opiumofthemasses569
      @opiumofthemasses569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes yes

    • @thealcoholist2086
      @thealcoholist2086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the fuck does that mean

    • @mateeeoooesc
      @mateeeoooesc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Alcoholist like top quality/entertaining

    • @thomassourhead
      @thomassourhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Alcoholist it means your a boomer

    • @thealcoholist2086
      @thealcoholist2086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thomassourhead ye sometimes I feel like that because I dont know American Slang and stuff like that. Im Ukrainian so I dont really talk much english

  • @TRiix13
    @TRiix13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    He chose the name Anna, because her name was actually Ashley this time.

  • @blakesmith5763
    @blakesmith5763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    The xanax cant be that strong, how much it bench?

    • @bradleymoore2366
      @bradleymoore2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ur a clown hahah

    • @grimeynigga12k75
      @grimeynigga12k75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@bradleymoore2366 3mg

    • @autisticghostdog8179
      @autisticghostdog8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      if someone wants to press a 1000 mg of alprazolam xanax he can

    • @ginseng2332
      @ginseng2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Depends on how much u press em. Press em tight n he’ll be benching about 100 milligrams of weight

    • @thomaspinckers4525
      @thomaspinckers4525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everyone stupid that bar benches 100kg

  • @Junkheadd375
    @Junkheadd375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “Got head from Joe Biden call it sloppy joe”- Goblin 2020

    • @BigAmgru4
      @BigAmgru4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aka gaggy joe

  • @masculinitymonk
    @masculinitymonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    I took 17 bars one time and ended up in Saudi Arabia

    • @ouchmahpeniz8346
      @ouchmahpeniz8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Understandable

    • @josh0292
      @josh0292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      relatable

    • @djlf1868
      @djlf1868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      happens to the best of us

    • @adot7111
      @adot7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      felt that

    • @user-vf5pz3sc3d
      @user-vf5pz3sc3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      True story... I was the Saudi Arabia

  • @keepinup2360
    @keepinup2360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Used to pop xans then got tired of my friends telling me story’s of shit I did the night before that just didn’t even sound realistic and I wouldn’t believe I did that then get mad

    • @frvnkie58
      @frvnkie58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i felt dis one

    • @eliseoavila6739
      @eliseoavila6739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Am I the only one who is the same person while on drugs just a lil worse

    • @keepinup2360
      @keepinup2360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Eliseo Avila I’m the same on everything else idgaf who u are u mix them xans with a bottle of henny u not
      Acting the same

    • @eliseoavila6739
      @eliseoavila6739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@keepinup2360 and my homie only took 2 hulks

    • @laddttt6808
      @laddttt6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t you mean pop bands?

  • @bignook7168
    @bignook7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Goblin: "T R I A N G L E S"
    Me: Generally Concerned

    • @heezywrld
      @heezywrld 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @MarcusAP3
      @MarcusAP3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @barsfrommars7055
      @barsfrommars7055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      means they’re 3mg insteada 2mg whixh r the bars

    • @tylernorth8410
      @tylernorth8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@barsfrommars7055 3mg xr

    • @lefty9663
      @lefty9663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They have them in the pharmacy’s is 3mg xr

  • @murules185
    @murules185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "The best Fentanyl I've ever tried"

    • @thebmxchannel1516
      @thebmxchannel1516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fenty xannies

    • @thomassourhead
      @thomassourhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There real but no one ever wants to not be lazy as fuck and look for em just like the blue bars and footballs. Fent is just a different story all around, if your buying choppy pills that don’t break up decent and taste like alprazolam than your getting fucked and probably shouldn’t be taking em in the first place if you don’t care where they come from

    • @mikewazzupski
      @mikewazzupski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thomassourhead Fuck pills man.

    • @unsweetenedbagel4663
      @unsweetenedbagel4663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thomassourhead that’s how peep when out and some people I knew

    • @thomassourhead
      @thomassourhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Unsweetened Bagel yea dawg it’s not a good site to see my condolences. Last dude who sold me fake bars I didn’t even take em and I beat the shit out of em

  • @cartertripp8736
    @cartertripp8736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Bro be safe and careful. My best friend just overdosed and passed 3 days ago. Been the hardest couple days. Don’t wanna put the people that love you thru that. Stay safe.

    • @nostalgiabruh7002
      @nostalgiabruh7002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Carter Tripp damn im sorry to hear that❤️

    • @billiam7412
      @billiam7412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Carter Tripp that sucks bro overdoses are a horrible thing, hope you’re holding up man

    • @matthewantonelli9473
      @matthewantonelli9473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Holy shit bro that’s horrible stay up

    • @laddttt6808
      @laddttt6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carter Tripp don’t you mean softest days?

    • @kaiden2565
      @kaiden2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ladd Ttt Dont be smart ass dumb fuck he just lost his homie have some fucking respect

  • @staffordvaughan2077
    @staffordvaughan2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Green triangles are 3mg Extended release Xanax, you can get them prescribed

    • @sirslime1397
      @sirslime1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol Ik and everyone thinks he poped some fet xans

    • @huddo3619
      @huddo3619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So he musta broke the extended release on it lmao

    • @movessmitt6427
      @movessmitt6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@huddo3619 Yeah, there isn't even really much of an extended release. Alprazolam by it's nature is a fast-acting benzo, it hits hard and fast. When I used it heavily, I'd sublinguate it (under the tongue) and I'd feel the effect inside of two minutes. Third fastest route of absorption for a drug behind smoking/vaporization and injection.

    • @movessmitt6427
      @movessmitt6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is correct, they exist, though they're EXTREMELY rare and usually supplied to psych facilities.

    • @deei5130
      @deei5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How tf do you get 3mg pills prescribed? like wtf

  • @ryguy5057
    @ryguy5057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “China’s flag is literally red and it’s huge” bruh I lost it 😂😂

  • @ghostflyzzz8871
    @ghostflyzzz8871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    We need sum more of that golf gameplay

    • @xela_beats
      @xela_beats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ye golf is mad chill, blessed when I’m chopped

    • @Chooobs
      @Chooobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xela Beats fr

    • @treyh3924
      @treyh3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      so yall like golf huh?

    • @devitus781
      @devitus781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loll

    • @tyler5087
      @tyler5087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GhostFlyzzz fr

  • @thecrazyracoon
    @thecrazyracoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    It's ironic but just thinking of bars makes me anxious, literally every time I've tried them I'll just wake up the next day and have to play detective, figuring out what I did/lost the day prior. Apparently I fell asleep on them at a bus station once, was not cool to have to hear it from someone else.

    • @taylormoye7098
      @taylormoye7098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me to and I like to take them
      With ambien. It’s like I’m addicted to amnesia. 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @smokedog2185
      @smokedog2185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@taylormoye7098 whats ambien is that something your can get over counter in America

    • @taylormoye7098
      @taylormoye7098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smokedog2185 sadly no, not otc anywhere maybe a shady doctor in Mexico. It’s a sleeping pill that causes euphoria and mild amnesia. 😂😂😂

    • @k4y685
      @k4y685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been clean off xanax for over a year. i didn’t even take it for that long but i just had a dream fantasizing about it last night (i got issues)

    • @brxk3nhxur999
      @brxk3nhxur999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@k4y685i feel that. i still take them but i do find myself dreaming about them for some odd reason. I kinda miss them

  • @Micahslooseearlobe
    @Micahslooseearlobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Should retitle it "the best research chemicals I've tried"

    • @dylanavilez6456
      @dylanavilez6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ryan Whale more like the best fent pill he’s ever tried

    • @Micahslooseearlobe
      @Micahslooseearlobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dylanavilez6456 ehhhh if they were fent presses ik my man mr campana would be fucking dead he cannot just take a single "xanax"

    • @MJ_M
      @MJ_M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Micahslooseearlobe "my man mr. Campana" lmaoooo

    • @Micahslooseearlobe
      @Micahslooseearlobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MJ_M nick the best kind of homie

    • @FromThaTripppleD
      @FromThaTripppleD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol fr

  • @scars2167
    @scars2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Bruh I did so much dxm last night I literally experienced nothingness, like a true out of body experience bro it was crazy

    • @hunterdfwm1286
      @hunterdfwm1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scars how much dxm did u do and what brand

    • @18aplateindoors
      @18aplateindoors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🔥🔥 I wish I had some dude don’t or mushrooms it’s been too long I could use a good microdosing

    • @1jackson376
      @1jackson376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have decided to commit suicide on friday

    • @somerandomfoo1723
      @somerandomfoo1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@1jackson376 you shouldnt

    • @1jackson376
      @1jackson376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@somerandomfoo1723 I survived

  • @TheoHaiek
    @TheoHaiek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    13:05 that dude got the kill then literally blew himself up

    • @treyh3924
      @treyh3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      panic click lmao

    • @nyht
      @nyht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ӊaẙĕkž ʄӽ hahaha holy fuck

    • @johnny8322
      @johnny8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was dying when I saw that hahaha

    • @davidbenito5164
      @davidbenito5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he wanted to vs him in the gulag

    • @bmblbyfanfix5930
      @bmblbyfanfix5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone who watches Goblin for the gameplay?

  • @AnthonyzWay
    @AnthonyzWay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The triangles are just 3mg and there extended release, regular Xanax last 4 to 6 and those triangles last 8 hours that’s why goblin felt slumped. Love your content goblin I showed my buddies that smoke wax your content and they laughed there ass off I showed them the crackhead joe video I died when you said if you talk louder he talks louder 💀 hope you see this

    • @YellowPenetrator
      @YellowPenetrator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nah the friend said they were pressed by a friend of him him and XR are actually weaker than normal xans because the faster xans kick in, the stronger you feel them.
      If gobby already had a strong xanax tolerance at that point and these pressies felt much stronger to him than even script xans, then they must have contained Flualprazolam, a research chemical that actually acts much stronger than normal Alprazolam and in smaller dosages.
      Go look it up if you dont believe me.

    • @linkintheskywithrupees
      @linkintheskywithrupees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They were pressed this is invalid

    • @qualitycontentplease6428
      @qualitycontentplease6428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree with the reply

    • @greatjake9278
      @greatjake9278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They weren’t. I used to get these same extract ones. They were legit asf

    • @brickbybrick4692
      @brickbybrick4692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@greatjake9278 bro the dude who sold gob these things confirmed that his buddy personally pressed them himself

  • @williamrivera1897
    @williamrivera1897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    TH-cam: SAY THE LINE GOBLIN
    Goblin: It’s gonna be a hoot and a holler....
    TH-cam: *goes crazy*

  • @stephen8480
    @stephen8480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “It’s as big as china’s flag and it’s literally red and huge” had me creasing 😭

    • @csmith411
      @csmith411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Creasing ?

  • @andrewgarcia5904
    @andrewgarcia5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You know he wrote down "Don't use the name Ashley" and had the name Anna already ready to use.

  • @ianbailey7841
    @ianbailey7841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    wow goblin this is a really cool story, im going try xanax now thank you

    • @CrazyClipsForYou
      @CrazyClipsForYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wow!

    • @joshrauch9744
      @joshrauch9744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      doesn't help what his disclaimer says at the start of the video

    • @aero6486
      @aero6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Josh Rauch let’s be honest Karen no one pays attention to those

    • @joshrauch9744
      @joshrauch9744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@aero6486 whoops, guess i care that Goblin gets paid for every video he makes

    • @palmtreecorpse
      @palmtreecorpse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@joshrauch9744 issa joke bro

  • @carsoncook4297
    @carsoncook4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Bruh I love how confident I get on substances and how people just start that “wait you did that”

    • @adiliom5781
      @adiliom5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carson Cook lol what do you mean when hella ppl surround u and are like no way u popped da shi?

    • @jakecullen8888
      @jakecullen8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      adilio m he means that people are surprised by the guts shit he does when he's high

    • @ihaveautism9838
      @ihaveautism9838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Carson Cook it won’t last longer than two years buddy confidence from any drug eventually turns into depression.

    • @adiliom5781
      @adiliom5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Have Autism months*

    • @JoseRamirez-cl7te
      @JoseRamirez-cl7te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's all an illusion

  • @sshore0734
    @sshore0734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    That tweet has me losing my shit 😭😭😭

    • @laddttt6808
      @laddttt6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Shore don’t you mean finding my shit?

  • @felixhaf4638
    @felixhaf4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    who here before the vid even start

  • @ColdKnightz
    @ColdKnightz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I’ll never forget when I took 6 bars in 24 hours... popped 2 at midnight and 4 throughout my school day, next thing I know I’m in a inpatient mental hospital for 6 days 😹 ran from school, cops, my moms, everything ... shit was crazy, I only smoke weed now

    • @jakecullen8888
      @jakecullen8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OppPaccHerbo cool

    • @Mit0borU
      @Mit0borU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No you didnt

    • @AE-wi3zb
      @AE-wi3zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Xanax isn’t a bad pill. People don’t understand 1 is fine. You can’t take a handful and think it’s gonna be a good time

    • @ColdKnightz
      @ColdKnightz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OatFrog78 swear to god

    • @DC-oj6xg
      @DC-oj6xg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’ll never forget!? Or never remember!?

  • @onlyacog
    @onlyacog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If they're triangles, they're extended release alprazolam 3mg. They aren't pressed often at all

    • @CGLUE
      @CGLUE ปีที่แล้ว

      i was going to comment this exact same thing im prescribed 2mg XR Alprazolam 2 a day

    • @bzoxxcrystal204
      @bzoxxcrystal204 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CGLUE shit bro maybe you should get off of those soon

    • @mikeycoronel558
      @mikeycoronel558 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bzoxxcrystal204I been on 1 mg of Xanax 4 times a day for 4 years and I’m gonna be on it for the rest of my life cuz it’s helping my anxiety and not causing negative side effects my tolerance has barely changed I’ve been at the same dosages for yeh most part and I’m also on methadone an opiate 126 mg once a day and my doctor says it’s fine and I’ve been getting my shut done I used to be down bad in heroin and fentanyl but I got clean with seeing a therapist and psychiatrist getting on meds it took a while then Xanax and klonopin and Valium I noticed were working best and Xanax worked the best and methadone as well even tho they say you shouldn’t mix opiates and benzos if a doctor prescribes it it’s a diff story I’ve been 4 years clean now

  • @breshannondevereaux5712
    @breshannondevereaux5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You are ONE HELL of a STORYTELLER!!

  • @danielmiller7750
    @danielmiller7750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Those are the greenstone extended release (3mg). They're hard to come across ... Unless you work at a psych ward lol

  • @uncletapeworm9107
    @uncletapeworm9107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Poppin xans before a training day is a pretty mouth breather thing to do tbh

  • @CN86443
    @CN86443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I’m finna install twitter and u gon b the first dude I follow

    • @Skeeter_Dee
      @Skeeter_Dee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      only worthwhile person tbh twitter is a i d s

  • @exposed7329
    @exposed7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “I gotta go take a tinkle your honor”

  • @jbhrs
    @jbhrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is it j me or this one the most relatable channels on TH-cam

  • @austinnugent298
    @austinnugent298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    off three barz rn homie. Love your shit keep doin you brotha

  • @kylez2141
    @kylez2141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Goblin: I was REALLY G R I N D I N G
    job: 40hrs a week peak

    • @samjohnson7075
      @samjohnson7075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s wrong with that

    • @kylez2141
      @kylez2141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@samjohnson7075 40 hours a week ain't really grinding

    • @nathanhorvat4318
      @nathanhorvat4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kyleis dead you probably just don’t get paid enough lol

    • @kylez2141
      @kylez2141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nathanhorvat4318 nah y'all just don't grind for real. Just saying something like that proves my point.

    • @nathanhorvat4318
      @nathanhorvat4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      kyleis dead working ridiculous hours for shit pay isn’t that much to brag about it’s just kinda sad

  • @mangeshxo
    @mangeshxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My day gets better when I hear your voice melting in my ears

  • @squidlover7615
    @squidlover7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I miss the feeling xanax gave me, but i have too leave the shit in the past 📿

  • @brokencrayon3476
    @brokencrayon3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Where’s the nitrous oxide video

  • @user-bv1tv9ef9y
    @user-bv1tv9ef9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hell yeah dude - perfect timing

  • @mateusbalotin7247
    @mateusbalotin7247 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've never seen other videos from this guy apart from the drug ones, but this dude stories are way too funy hahahaha

  • @Offfey
    @Offfey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Always gotta have a goblin video with a pinch of hoot and a fuck ton of holler cause that’s what makes life perfect

  • @Hhjjnbhjjjnbbjjnn
    @Hhjjnbhjjjnbbjjnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro you really been on your grind lately way to be my guy

  • @Pinus25
    @Pinus25 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Goblins skeptical about the triangle bars in reality he stumbled upon the almighty 3mg xanax 😂😂

  • @nickh2053
    @nickh2053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I took 4-5 footballs like 8 years ago. Snapped out of it the next day wearing different clothes (clothes I hated that were too small and I never wore). Still haven’t got the slightest idea as to what happened that day.

  • @herrdoodlesmith511
    @herrdoodlesmith511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is what I call a hoot in the holler. I wish Sweden would have xans. You can literally ask a dealer who has been dealing for a minute if he has xans and he will look you dead in the eyes and say “wtf is xäns?”

    • @bananasiroini5357
      @bananasiroini5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well they do and its probably The second most popular Street drug. Its The same drugs but its not called xanax på gatan heter de oftast blåbär eller flödder eller bara bens that is xanax bruh

    • @coltonzack8714
      @coltonzack8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Herr Doodlesmith consider yourself blessed my friend it's a blessing in disguise alprazolam is so hard to get pharmaceutical wise now a days its most likely cut and fentanyl I've had a couple of people I know take one pill just one pill one of my friends died by himself in his room probably gasping for air and calling for help but sadly no one was with him at the time he was a regular user to 1 pill was nothing to him but that one pill killed him stick to weed my friend

    • @DaukszPSN
      @DaukszPSN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Säg att du vill ha blå/blåbär det är xanor det är xanax. Alla har det här du känner bara fel folk

    • @JoseRamirez-cl7te
      @JoseRamirez-cl7te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zack yessir big pharma doesnt care. Police don't care. And fake xans will kill you. Humans are not perfect and greed will make a man do crazy things, like putting cheap shit into a pill saying its xanax

    • @JoseRamirez-cl7te
      @JoseRamirez-cl7te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Xans are everywhere. You don't go to your dealer for them. You go to grandma or auntie

  • @kevmoving8709
    @kevmoving8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine trying to remodel your bathroom with a barred out sales man

  • @sherlocksnow5342
    @sherlocksnow5342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    20:48 this is why I enjoy this content

  • @freekhage5950
    @freekhage5950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i fucking clapped when you said can we get a round of applause

  • @colonelcalcium6219
    @colonelcalcium6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Drinking game: take a shot every time he says "nevertheless" or "either way"

  • @skitlit
    @skitlit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CEO of storytelling love you goblin

  • @davislyon4802
    @davislyon4802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bruh who else has been here since 10K

    • @DaukszPSN
      @DaukszPSN 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      5😎

    • @lilbeet5551
      @lilbeet5551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I been here since 26subs, step aside pussys

  • @AtibaVV
    @AtibaVV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yes dude staying up for this

  • @fabianchavez8219
    @fabianchavez8219 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:28 "go the fuck home" I cried laughing

  • @Justin-wb5gm
    @Justin-wb5gm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This man is a good ass story teller

  • @robertnorton4443
    @robertnorton4443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They made a 3mg ER xanax triangle...only seen once before in my life

  • @devinc1748
    @devinc1748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Most real Xanax white 2mg bars I've seen anyone take was an old school friend of mine from back in 2005 he took 20 split em all In half ate first 20 halves with his coca cola then pop the other 20 halves like wow never expected that.....😱💀👀

    • @mlpalv6220
      @mlpalv6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn hn ive only took 11 of those same process yo friend did and blacked out for i dont fucking know how long🤣🤣

  • @sergstrength3346
    @sergstrength3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He almost got employee of the month 💀🤣

  • @joejoe7443
    @joejoe7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:08 goblin begins to have a stroke

  • @murdershewrote6314
    @murdershewrote6314 ปีที่แล้ว

    i’m peaking on an edible rn while watching this and ts gave me the giggles i haven’t had in a minute

  • @pabspabs8820
    @pabspabs8820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    will goblin ever win a warzone game ?

  • @CodyGsosn
    @CodyGsosn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro that tweet aged like fine wine😂

    • @Laureens.1
      @Laureens.1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I will recommend you to my mycologist who I get all psychēdelic from

    • @Laureens.1
      @Laureens.1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fred_psychoactive

    • @Laureens.1
      @Laureens.1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dude is on Instagram

  • @nicolestanasek1223
    @nicolestanasek1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    @goblin please bring back more face cam videos and smoking while telling a story It’s just such more of a vibe

  • @seanmurphy26
    @seanmurphy26 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I NEVER understood the kids that would pop an extra bar, after they are already barred out, especially since it just puts them to sleep..

  • @heybeter5935
    @heybeter5935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Goblins videos are so good that I can only watch them when I’m fried

  • @LukeSesslerVI-hl6eb
    @LukeSesslerVI-hl6eb ปีที่แล้ว

    Brooo beans! My homies hand the real ones back in high school and our weekends were how ur stories of xans got. Those yellow busses boi! No work in the weekend and dawg we would crunch em with some cold beer ahhaa so floored!! my GMA use to have pink alpraz that were time released. Also use to get 10 kps for 30$ bones and shiiit all real pharmacy and I stop senior year and never touched them again. just love going up north to Maine for dispo cannabis super good deals and stickyy
    Yaaa the bro Gob

  • @ebkgoblin1211
    @ebkgoblin1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh you talkin bout the Xr versions

  • @SirSmackhead999
    @SirSmackhead999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great vid man keeping me entertained through quarantine

  • @deanstephens5940
    @deanstephens5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm prescribed 120 bars a month. Sometimes I take less and sometimes I take more, so it evens out. It's some likeable shit.

    • @JtPrince
      @JtPrince 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Send them lol

    • @itsyourboyjayskrrts1546
      @itsyourboyjayskrrts1546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey bro how did you get your prescription I have terrible anxiety and my doctor gave me lorazepam and it doesn't work for me at all

    • @whiteprivilege7961
      @whiteprivilege7961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsyourboyjayskrrts1546 hit me up

    • @itsyourboyjayskrrts1546
      @itsyourboyjayskrrts1546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whiteprivilege7961 you got Snapchat or Facebook ?

    • @whiteprivilege7961
      @whiteprivilege7961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsyourboyjayskrrts1546 no

  • @jefffox9361
    @jefffox9361 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never…EVER, TAKE SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW IS PRESSED!Youve been warned

  • @aydinward1253
    @aydinward1253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’m high af

    • @wyattmaniscalco3090
      @wyattmaniscalco3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @yessir8971
      @yessir8971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      someone give this kid a cookie

    • @yellowgoose5043
      @yellowgoose5043 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I could be, usually i take xanz but I'm tryna quit

  • @georgemoon2613
    @georgemoon2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To many stories to b true but never the less makes my day

  • @YUNGCHEBBOG16
    @YUNGCHEBBOG16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    WE GETTING SMOOTED TONIGHT?

  • @realnametba2
    @realnametba2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why is this channel so entertaining?

  • @czarekwitas2006
    @czarekwitas2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is script triangle 3mg extended release Xanax . It’s real , but they might’ve been pressed very well

    • @travisreich4554
      @travisreich4554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Czarek Witas I was gonna say I’ve heard of 3mg green triangles a long time ago but I’ve never actually had or seen one

    • @Applypressure223
      @Applypressure223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Extended release even if its 3mg is not as strong as regular 2mg bars it just lasts longer

  • @deatheternal720
    @deatheternal720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    red 666 bars were nice

  • @merrikwillson03
    @merrikwillson03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Congrats on 200k, been a sub since 70k. Love the vids, keep up the good work

  • @Glizzy_Water
    @Glizzy_Water 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Goblin u cant ne overwhoopin juicin up the story 😂

  • @johnjacop
    @johnjacop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Green X-3s...thought they were a myth till I got them one time in high school in like 2011 lol

  • @SmithCS
    @SmithCS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao always gotta watch the goblin when I’m fucked up and about to sleep

  • @chuckwagonbillchuckwagonbi7296
    @chuckwagonbillchuckwagonbi7296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The triangle xans are fun. If I remember they are extended release 3mg I use to have those all the time also had the instant release 1mg that come in a peel out pack they disolve in your mouth and taste like mints. Leads to some absolute hedonism. Also hit a lick when I was 18 got around 500 pink footballs and 500 blue footballs. That one led me to rehab lol.

    • @Freemasons1732
      @Freemasons1732 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fun fact, they taste like mint so they can shove them in mental patients mouth and hold it closed and they are more likely to swallow it if it tastes like mint.

  • @user-gy7kx8zx8k
    @user-gy7kx8zx8k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ive had a few "qualude" moments of xans 🤣

  • @sbando2203
    @sbando2203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “Strongest Xanax” I think what actually happens is it was laced with fentanyl

    • @Gasahlean
      @Gasahlean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blocca he would have died

    • @angrymushroom181
      @angrymushroom181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You don’t do drugs.

    • @AnselmoIturri
      @AnselmoIturri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Gasahlean you can do fent without dying lmao

    • @Fenttanyl
      @Fenttanyl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fentanyl is way stronger I almost died I was out if it for more than a day just super sedated i really did love it its comproble to oxy times 20 like the feeling is almost indescribable

    • @left2di422
      @left2di422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt Gregorio nah he said they where trangles and they are real look em up they have like 3mg in them

  • @Kutani
    @Kutani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Videos like this are good bedtime stories .

  • @chris5568
    @chris5568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loved this one! I was laughing so hard!

    • @Chris-zg8eq
      @Chris-zg8eq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There can only be one of us

    • @gonkdroid6301
      @gonkdroid6301 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chris-zg8eq omg

  • @tyronejacksongaming6735
    @tyronejacksongaming6735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    goblin im ripping cart watching the video like u wer =e ripping the "little cart" in the video lolkeep up the good work tho love the content

    • @Teezmo
      @Teezmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyrone Jackson Gaming homie go back to 2017

  • @gabrieltaggart
    @gabrieltaggart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    xanax is a brand name from the chemical alpralozam which is the classic xanax bar but there are other brands which have different names and shapes including triangles

  • @mikeyb817
    @mikeyb817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Broooooooo IM SOOOO FUCKIN HIGH RN😂😂😂 UR VOICE IS SO DOPE 🤣I'm baked bro🤣🤣

  • @Joekoch-gp8zq
    @Joekoch-gp8zq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who else has the best high ever when they sesh to goblin

  • @tysonwright3180
    @tysonwright3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a top tier goblin vid.

  • @e1ite604
    @e1ite604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Strongest fentanyl I’ve ever took haha

  • @crymeariver546
    @crymeariver546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Goblin getting me thru quarentine

  • @bthekidd5911
    @bthekidd5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    goblin just dont understand how importent he is to the people who wanna experience with drugs. i just wanna let you u know. people will listen to you and not try drugs because of you.

  • @texastoast9629
    @texastoast9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your job reminds me of my csc security job

  • @brandonjordan1951
    @brandonjordan1951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3mg extended release alprazolam. After doing benzos for 6 years I've never seen em in person

  • @williamanderson8588
    @williamanderson8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Strongest zan ever later goes on to say i remember this part so vividly if u know xans u u know rembering and strong isnt a thing......

    • @jamieorton4478
      @jamieorton4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U can still vividly remeber shit just on the whole u don’t render most

  • @ctcwayno7382
    @ctcwayno7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What if our atoms renew and we are re born into a new world with the same parents forever maybe different looks but fr what if we and our family extends infinitely?

    • @surmafnakanugget9821
      @surmafnakanugget9821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop liking ur own comment before I kiss you bitch

    • @travisreich4554
      @travisreich4554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nigga what????

    • @javim6723
      @javim6723 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      got any proof?

    • @BulletAgario
      @BulletAgario 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No no, what if we are just a science experiment. Like lab rats. That would be some fucked up shiiiit