Thought it'd be nice to have *timestamps* : 0:00 _Deadly Premonition_ 2:41 _GTA San Andreas_ 4:30 _Shenmue 2_ 7:03 _Robinson's Requiem_ 9:50 _The Getaway_ 12:27 _Red Dead Redemption 2_ 15:35 _Kingdom Come Deliverance_
I’m watching this video at the end of March, 2022, and Mike’s comment at 2:08 about $5/gallon gas being “twice the national average” cracked me up. Love you guys!
You forgot in Red Dead 2's hunting how if you don't kill your prey in a single shot it'll horrifyingly shriek in pain until you end it. Still traumatized.
well judging by the entire segment id say he hasnt yet worked out you can just shoot an animal in the head with a rifle or varmint rifle without damaging the pelt, usually
Hunting mechanics in RDR2 were epic. I loved how much thought they put into every part of that. How much your horse could haul, where you could keep the carcasses, how hides can usually just lay flat, how small game hangs off the side, etc.
@@matttheamerican3766 lol Real life Running EVERYWHERE for a week and only 2hrs sleep. Killing deathclaws and giant death dealing cazadores and Literal fire ants
Let's not forget the fact you'll have to drag that bazooka with you while being chased by police cars for stealing one candy too much without being noticed.
San Andreas's body changing mechanics were awesome! It added to the overall great customization options of the game. Surprisingly, because of these things, playing as only 1 character was actually more unique than gta v's 3.
Mark Roze I don’t think “unique” is the right word... I definitely cared more about my character in San Andreas. It’s the opposite, I think gta 5’s 3 characters was unique. Never seen that done before in any game..
@@kendrickwhite995 GTA 5 is the first of Rockstar's sandbox games where you play as three different characters concurrently, each of them a different sort of trope figure, with their own sorts of missions, things they'll get up to, abilities, etc., and it's something rarely done in video games. Playing as only one character, however isn't the unique part about it. Skinny CJ, fat CJ, and buff CJ will always be CJ aside from minor tweaks to gameplay. All GTA's have had one protagonist at a time, including SA, and him possibly being fat, buff, etc. in appearance doeesn't change him from being that same protagonist; it's still not as unique as three different protagonists at the same time. It's different, perhaps subjectively more interesting of a mechanic than having multiple specialists with different specialties, but by itself, it doesn't amount up to being more unique.
You can't cover RDR2 realism without covering the sound a deer makes when you maim instead of killing it. It's 100% legit and the most heartbreaking sound in the world.
Worst thing I’ve ever done. The devs practically forced that ptsd causing shit on you in the prologue part where you get the bow and told to hunt. Worst feeling ever.
The Lone Outlaw That's nothing compared to when you shoot a bounty hunter from far away, think he's dead, and go to loot him but he's just curled up and moaning in the dirt
Big Bud they’re always ppl like you who make fun of someone for having emotions to make yourself seem tough and masculine but in reality it makes you look insecure😂
@@insanecuckooman8342 ever heard of fast travel? Plus it doesn't even take 20 minutes to get from one side of the complete map to the opposite unless you get distracted by random events or hunting which you are complaining about.
@@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt Yeah. A proper list of timestamps is always better than frantically trying to skip ahead while watching. PS access videos have done this to me countless times.
"remember you have literally never brushed your teeth" wrong, people in medieval times had a general awareness of personal hygiene, including brushing your teeth, even for the lower classes, as toothbrushes ranged from actual traditional ones like we know them now, to simple sticks and twigs with their ends partially chewed up to use the wood fibers as brushes, and also the toothpaste recipe could vary based on social status and geographical area, the most common ones consisting in a mixture of ground up salt and spices and flowers like cloves, to freshen you breath
Totally agree. I hate this shit, when modern people want to be cool and say all the people born before them were all dirty primates covered in dirt and eating shit. I think there are some people today that have worst higiene then most medieval people.
Well actually they would regularly use urine and feces in everyday practices such as cooking or cleaning wounds. You don't think people were dirty back then? See what bird feces and mud does for you next time you get a cut
Also, spices? Hahahahaha, even the richest nobles in the land had to pay out the ass for spices. Rosewater maybe, but spices? You're definitely erring on the side of the very rich, not the average. In fact, people who were poor would have better teeth, as eating large amount of sugars will ruin your teeth. However this, much like gout, was a sign of wealth, and people would fuck up their teeth so it looked like they were rich or capable enough to regularly eat sweets. Go ahead, say something else stupid
this wasn't really too real for me but, full helms in Kingdom Come come to mind where you can only see through these tiny rectangular slits but, who needs to see when you can take a mace to the dome
Actually people in medieval times would clean there teeth by rinsing them with warm vinegar or wine and then wiping there teeth using a rough cloth to dry and get any gunk off of their teeth. This combined with the fact that only the rich could afford sugar actually meant that a lot less people had dental problems because most of what people ate back then was vegetables, bread, or meat and that generally meant that people where much healthier than now because they constantly exercised. Though they did live much shorter lives because of the constant stress of their live styles at the time.
Though instead of sugar there were other problems for teeth. Grain was made into flour with a grindstone, but the stone itself was ground up as well in the process. This means there was stone dust inside the flour, which damaged the teeth over time.
Literally the majority of Manual Samuel! You have to: A: Control Samuel’s breathing B: Move INDIVIDUAL limbs C: Complete simple tasks And this is all while Death is screwing every thing you do by trying to land a GODDDAMN KICKFLIP!
Also have to manually blink. And later, speak. This game is like the ultimate exercise in multitasking: breath, blink, move individual limbs. Maybe while driving a car, why not?
True lol, although that game was intentionally made to be hard af, haha. I think in this case they're referring more so to games that tried to add realism but failed miserably. XD
I will always remember coming back to my student digs one night to find my 18 stone flatmate sat on a beanbag with KFC, a can of stella and a joint - while making CJ pound the gym in San Andreas
I was playing this simulation game recently, but ran into what I hoped was a bug and found myself trapped in this loop of working, reducing stress, sleeping, and repeating. I tried to restart the game to see if I could avoid it, and then I realized it wasn't a game at all.
You will get 1 level every year in that game and the goal is to get as many leves before the game ends (the best players will get their names on the score board :).
Everyone that works a desk job needs a hug, if I was there I'd hug y'all, I don't even work a desk job and I want to introduce my head to the wall at 95 miles an hour.
@@freeziboi3249 It would be a waste of a perfectly good wall ... or just strap some pillows to it. Kittens and puppies also works wonders for some people (not straped on the walls, just around looking addorable).
I believe that more games should have that. It isn't really tedious for the player at all, it just makes the world more significant. - Something sharp should hurt you.
Kingdom Come is slow and realistic, but in a fun way. Details like these makes it a wonderful game. While RDR2, that I hoped would bring a similar experience, managed to make everything really tedious and boring.
Pfft, kids these days, can't figure out, that Thanos taught us how to make those Tomahawks... Perfectly balanced, just as all things should be. Its like a whip. Use it right, you can swing like spiderman from street light to street light.
As someone who’s personally skinned several deer, they absolutely gave the realism a break. It can take hours depending on your gear, the size of the animal, and how cold it is.
I mean, to be fair, most of these do not actually align with reality. The point is it takes far longer than a game more focussed on moment to moment tactile fun would ever dare, in an effort to elude to a realistic lingering.
@@jaylcfcable my point being he skins animals faster than you unwrap Christmas presents. It’s more realistic than most games but it’s not hyper realism. It’s on par in terms of timing and realism of any basic survival mechanics in a game like tracking food, sleep, or water on a vaguely realistic timescale. Considering most people with internet access have never skinned an animal, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to point out that fact. It’s not a humble brag if it’s neither showing off nor trying to be fake humble.
Waste of time and useless, skinning every animals you've killed would be pain in the ass as if the current skinning was fast at all Too much realistic and the game get heavier as if the game wasn't 100+GB already Imagine if it's put on online I thank god they have the simple magical skinning and fast in online
What about Far Cry 2? You had a pretty mixed bag of realism, with map holding and navigation, weapon jams and failures, and malaria. Just .... Malaria.
Apparently in one of the pre-release builds of the game you could start a fire in the beginning and just sit there, and eventually it would spread to the final boss & kill him.
@@Livi2112 but I've done it. I don't think the code would be a heart attack, you'd just randomly die from being overweight. Maybe it was a glitch? I remember my character was full fat and at 100% health and I died while running to get more buckets of chicken
A few DLCs in and Kingdom Come: Deliverance still doesn't require me to safely relieve myself or risk soiling my pants. Very disappointed in the lack of realism there.
Hey, don't laugh, a former friend of mine actually got scurvy. You know how they call beer liquid bread? Bread isn't known for possessing lots of vitamin C.
I loved the realism in San Andreas, one of the main things I wish they’d bring back. It wasn’t that hard to eat enough or get ripped lol 😂 encorages you to piss around and enjoy urself aswell as doing the main story missions. Can’t believe everyone else hated it lol
@@rautamiekka it was a fun game, by far the best product to come out of rockstar period I recon. I mean RDR and RDR2 are masterpieces (story wise), but San Andreas was so realistic at the time it was 10 million miles ahead of any other story mode game of its time in terms of realism. Wish they still made games like that! Think they’re just raking in the online profits of gta and rdr2 at the mo though. Shame! I miss a good story based game in an open world 😢, times change though I guess!
In real life you can go three days without water and three weeks without food, but survival games seem to think you can't walk a couple of miles without an entire crate of supplies on your back like you're conquering the poles.
@@moosemaimer Generally, it appears as though humans can survive without any food for 30-40 days, as long as they are properly hydrated. Severe symptoms of starvation begin around 35-40 days.
@@poshboy4749 Technically yes the human body is perfectly capable if trained efficiently. It's our endurance that gave us the edge over most predators in our earliest history afterall.
KCD’s realism was just on point. Some people say it’s a hardcore medieval simulator but I enjoyed everything in this game. Combat was challenging and fighting against several opponents was nearly always a death sentence.
I actually really liked Kingdom Come Deliverance. The game was so immersive I practically felt like I was there, in 15th century Bohemia, going on real adventures.
How about in Kingdom Hearts II when, at the beginning of the game, you have to do about an hour’s worth of part-time jobs in order to get enough money to buy a train ticket, just to have it promptly stolen from you from a guy in a black trench coat?
at least you dont have to seek a tiny fish in the size of a pixel in the first Kingdom Hearts. Even on the remaster (and modern TVs that are bigger than the old CRT i used when played on the first time) is difficult to find the fishes to progress. The minigames are annoying but you have the option to meet the gang early and not give the amount needed (you dont gain 2AP bonus start though)
"The Ex is meaningless" - The Jane Douglas lecture series for the recently heartbroken.
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I love hunting in RDR2. It's one of my favorite pastimes. When you read the info on the animal and then use the proper weapon and ammo to kill it and get a perfect pelt... It's just too good
Nasser Almulaifi things you skin while holding it, varmint rifle. Things that have a “carpet” on your horse. Repeater headshot or bow. Big animals (can only skin, can’t stop carcass) rifle headshot
The only part about hunting I hate in that game...is when you accidentally wound a dear... That shit will break a man. Worst goddamn thing I’ve ever witnessed, real life or video games, and Ive killed deer in real life.
I feel like at every pitch for a video Jane always tries to incorporate snacks into her parts "Okay Mike, great idea but what if...and hear me out here...what if snacks"
but she never actually puts anything in her mouth. she always just mimes it very obviously and then stops short just a bit too long before the camera cuts away.
@@J624 Even chocolate can be bad for you if you eat to many bars in one day :) Honey on the other hand ... ok that is a tipe of sugar too. Toffi ... eeee ok maybe a salad then?? Just hold the mayo till you end filming :P
The game “This War of Mine” has a mental health mechanic. If you do things like kill or steal, your mental health can worsen. If it worsens enough, you can get to the point where your character will literally stop moving and just sit on the floor crying. The next day they’ll either abandon their shelter or literally commit suicide. Makes a depressing game so much sadder.
The only skill I maxed out in Kingdom Come: Deliverance was drinking! Much like in real life...Although Henry doesn't say "I love you" to everyone who passes by...
Random villager in Rattay: "Hey, Henry's come to see us 😮" Alcoholic Henry: "SHADDAP I DIDN'T COME TO SHEE YOUUU ASSHHOLESSS 😠Who caresssh about a shtupid shhwordd *hic* Cumansshghg can kisshh my asssssh *trips over his own feet into some dung*
A game with basic needs like eating, drinking, car that consume fuel and other can be nice, the only issue is that in most game you stave to death in 10 minutes and your car can only run 15 minutes on a fuel tank, if those mechanics used more realistic time scale it would be more enjoyable. Having the possibility to become fat or strong in GTA was actually fun and since you aren't forced to eat, you can't complain about being fat and loosing ability. Same for hangover, if the game forced you to get drunk I could understand how annoying it would be, but when drinking is YOUR choice, why would you complain... I never played this game, but the hunting aspect of Red Dead Redemption 2 sound actually really nice.
@@thompsonator4696 Yup, thanks ! It's already on my Steam wishlist, I'll wait for the price to get down (I haven't got time for game like that for the moment anyway)
Gas is $5 a gallon? And I thought $2 a gallon was a lot. My dad remembers paying like $0.05 a gallon at the air force base. At $5 a gallon, we’ll start doing Mad Max stuff in which everyone steals gas from everyone else
If any fuel station sold gasoline for $5 a gallon where I live, you wouldn't see the either end at the middle of the queue. Current price is 6.9 per for premium fuel.
I loved the game, but hated the way it took 30 fucking minutes to get anywhere. The 1:1 scale was impressive and my old man loved watching me play because he could recognise the streets, but at the same time it took so damn long to get to your missions. It got so boring you'd inevitably commit a crime to spice the journey up, then get caught by police and have to restart the whole thing. Pretty much my only gripe with the game, I have very fond memories otherwise
John Varley I adored that game back in the day! I finished that, as well as the sequel, but never even got close to finishing the much more lauded over GTA: Vice City (I got stuck on some quest where you have to fly a helicopter inside a parking garage iirc and pick up a set amount of items with it or something - it was timed though and because the controls were wonky I could never get it done in time or couldn't find all the items I needed). I am an Anglophile, and would just LOVE a new generation Get Away game!! The fact it represented so much of London was sooo cool. Only thing is if they did it for current times, it won't even feel like London anymore, with all the immigrants there and their shops etc. They should do a 80s era story, like Vice City, so it would still feel authentically English. So sad that this is the truth of the matter.
The combat is certainly the most realistic I've seen, but the survival mechanics sort of just feel tacked on, not that I dont find it funny that your character can sustain himself on only alchohol, or that you can clear a bandit camp completely hammered once you've got a good set of plate armour.
But that's not actually realistic is it? We don't have to think about blinking to do it. It is automatic. So... Not having to manually blink is more realistic than having to do so.
What of course people of Middle-ages use to brush their teeth, they use to use a “chew sticks” these were made from small ever-green twigs, and where possible twigs from aromatic trees, which would have given a more freshening breath, however, the development of the first purpose-made toothbrush dates back to around 3000BC. Seeing as most bodies and skulls from the period Middle-ages dug up have had reasonable good teeth compare with the hardship of life & Diet.
while they probably didn't know this, it's also important to keep in mind that just because someone had invented it, doesn't mean that it was used in other places. Things like carbon-steel, mathematics as well as various medical practises we'd consider modern were invented and forgotten by various cultures all around the world until we finally managed to get some kind of global science network going around the time of the enlightenment.
North American Natives who had maize in their diets also had bad teeth, due to the high sugar content of that food. Also keep in mind that people tended to die younger, and sometimes with problems we associate with a much older age now. Many of 'em simply didn't have enough time for their teeth to deteriorate much.
LaikaLycanthrope Actually, people in the Middle Ages got pretty old, of course not as old as today, but the life expectancy is getting pulled down because of the widespread infant mortality. That is why the average lifespan sits at around 30 years while it should be sitting around 60-70 years for the ones who survived their first three years.
This is definitely one of my biggest pet peeves in games. This, and forcing me to repair something like a pipe wrench because it degrades after bashing a handful of enemies with it. Have you ever held a pipe wrench?!?!
It always seems like one of those holdovers from really early games where they had to use very simple rules for everything. >hit *door* with *rock* -Your *rock* is now damaged. ????????
FallenEmbers as long as you kept it clean anyway, I do remember breaking one myself because I hadn't looked after it and didn't realise the rust on it had actually compromised the handle's integrity, snapped fairly easily when trying to loosen up a pipe fitting.
Fun always trumps realism. Sometimes the former comes from the latter, but there must be a limit. For example, having to clean your gun in a shooter would be realistic but not much fun.
2 of you corrected the OP, but he said what you corrected. Anyway. I remember in Quake 2, I could carry every weapon. I remember people eventually getting sarcastic about that, and now in 99% of games you can carry 1-2 weapons and a sidearm. So, I carry a close quarters and a sniper. There are a lot of close quarters maps, so I eventually drop the sniper for another close-med weapon, because I'm low on ammo for the first one. 5 minutes later, there's a sniping section, and now I don't have a sniper. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I've played many games where the skinning animation seems to take ages, and what I just saw of RDR2 looks like they decided to take that to another level. That looked neat, but after seeing it 100 times, I don't want to sit through that anymore. What about having to tap A to make your horse move at a reasonable speed? Why is that fun? And, what's with the new thing of having to hold the button down for 1-2 seconds to open doors, interact with anything, or loot?
Or having to actually carry around backup mags and swap them out, or having to go back to storage every time you want to swap out weapons/gear (even games with weight limits let you carry around multiple outfits and weapons, imagine actually having that crap strapped to your back lol)
@@metalmayhem3622 The reason for the limited amounts of weapons sources largely from console gaming design, not people getting snippy about things iirc. Streamlining controls for having far more limited buttons and such.
Kingdom Come: Deliverance is probably my favourite RPG of all time. However, I can't believe you didn't pick the bit where you literally have to spend a week as a monk, doing monk stuff like illuminating books and praying.
Deadly Premonition's $5/gal, hearing Mike say "extortionate" and "twice the national average" Oh, you sweet Summer child, Mike. I come to you from 2022. You'll want to stand up for this.
Or really any game that has battery life, for that matter. I don't know where game developers are buying their cheap batteries, but from my experience, things like flashlights will last more than twenty seconds before being completely drained......
@@mazrimtaim3107 I can agree that it has to have some sort of balance there because if games went "realistic" with most things like that, they'd effectively be non-present. That being said, while I don't mind the concept of short battery life in games compared to reality, most games tend to go overboard with it to where it's less like you're going through batteries quickly, and more like you're trying to scrape a few extra seconds out of a dead set of batteries......
The Witcher 3 Paperchase quest from Blood and Wine is a great example. You get the mother of all runarounds trying to withdraw money at a bank, only to discover that the reward wasn’t worth it.
I laughed all the way through that quest, and not only because I guessed what was coming the moment I saw that it was named Paperchase. That quest is hilarious xD
I feel like the Persona games are guilty of this. No video game, I don't care that I'm flunking school and not getting enough sleep, I want to go raid some palaces!
How about the fact that everything is super expensive? I get that the Velvet Room is between reality and dreams or whatever, but it's really annoying when I have to pay tens of thousands of yen to get one persona back from the compendium after fusing, just so I can have a chance at clearing a palace. And you usually have no indicators of how strong the shadows are going to be, so if you're anything like me, you stock up on SP restoratives and completely forget that combat with a level 53 shadow should not be done with your level 27 persona.
Too realistic? Any racing game in VR causing you to let out an involuntary and embarrassing yelp when you spin towards a barrier and momentarily forget you're in a videogame.
I play Elite: Dangerous in VR, and let me tell you, dogfighting in asteroid fields can elicit a similar response. When stuck jousting against my opponent, I'll start to thrust in reverse to keep him in front of me. There have been more than a few times where I did a shoulder-check out of my cockpit windows and nearly shit myself because I was rushing up to an asteroid the size of a mountain at 345 meters/second.
Red Dead 2's hunting isnt that realistic. If you wanted to mention hunting in games, you shouldve mentioned something like theHunter: Call of the Wild etc. On Red Dead 2 you can literally go around on your horse auto-locking onto every animal and thats it...
Well it would seem the game you're referring to is a hunting game. You'd expect the hunting to be more realistic if that's the main feature of the game, which it isn't in RDR 2.
Red Dead Redemption 2: how NOT to hunt. I'm gonna tell these guys how to hunt in RDR2 because it's obvious they have no idea. First things first; you don't need cover lotion, just stay downwind of your prey and you can get within fifteen meters of the animal. To figure out if you're downwind or not, activate Eagle Eye, and look for the wavy streamers coming off of Arthur. If they're pointing towards your prey, you're upwind and they will smell you. Remember to crouch while moving, and don't sprint or ride your hose or the animal will startle. Next, always use the tracking feature when you find the prey. If you fill the compendium log for an animal you can learn what it is and the quality of the animal by it's tracks making it much easier to find perfect animal pelts. Next, the proper weapon for the job is key, you don't need to use low damage weapons, just the one appropriate for the job. For deer, use a bow or rifle and aim for the head, neck, or chest for a one shot kill for minimum damage. Third, rotting animals does come into play but it takes 24 ingame hours before the carcass does begin to rot, plenty of time to find a trader and sell it. You should get 3.50 for the carcass and about the same for a perfect pelt, more than enough to cover the costs. To get rid of blood, change into a stored outfit on your horse (this won't get rid of dirt or grease) and brush down the horse.
@MadHatt3r oh yeah, most definitely that would work. But the horse is easier because it's right there, and there's no knowing where the animal you're hunting will take you.
RDR2's hunting minigame was pretty fun imo. How involved it was made it feel like that much more of an accomplishment. BTW u guys got it a bit wrong, it wasn't that you have to use your bow or small caliber rifle. The knife would never damage a pelt, but it's impossible to use on some animals. The actual point was to use the *correct* weapon to suit your prey. Which meant you had to prepare properly instead of just finding targets of opportunity (sometimes). And you wouldn't know what weapon to use until you've studied it, which means you had to spot it with binoculars or examine its body. This would also allow you to identify its tracks.
I would suggest the yoga session from GTAV to be a bit too realistic. Rob a grocery store, pull off a few heists, and make sure to keep breathing while stretching. Luckily enough Rockstar makes it up to us afterwards with a drug-infused naked skydiving session.
I'm starting to think RDR2 and Hitman have more in common than we think...Homing tomahawks? Homing briefcases/fire extinguishers? It's right there folks
My godfather has told us about playing some war game and it had a part where the main character had to travel some great distance (I don’t remember the places they were traveling between) via jet in real time, which was at least several hours. He would just do other stuff while waiting and he kept dying and having to wait to get there again and find something to do again. At one point, he got there and was shot down IMMEDIATELY! He was furious. ........Then he realized you can skip to the battle........
It's still alot for a videogame to show an actually skinned animal carcass...I mean it does have less blood, but still. Typically they cut away from that particular part, which is why it deserved mention here.
@@mr.dr0bot731 No, he's a hunter. When this world finally goes to shit and you have no more internet access to post judgy comments, he'll be one of the people you want to be around if you hope to sustain your life.
Wasn’t there a moment in metal gear solid 5’s demo where where you have to take a bomb out of somebody’s guts in realistic next gene graphics. Realism at its finest people.
The gore actually isn't all that realistic, but between the squishy organic noises and Paz's moans of pain it's kinda rough. Also it's actually censored in the Japanese version; the cutscene's going on, but the camera's pointed away from the actual incision, so instead you just get to *imagine* how horrible it must look. Not sure that's better.
i think shenmue 3 wont be so good. i lost interest also. i played shenmue 1 and i am still stuck finding the sailors. could shenmue 3 be a kickstarter scam ?
@@AnimationAirlines I would say it is a scam. It was crowdfunded and to be on Stream, it is now an Epic exclusive and people wanting refunds are turned down.
I kinda self-impose some realism in my Breath of the Wild playthrough by making an effort to make sure Link regularly sleeps, even when his health is full and I don't feel like splurging on the soft beds. That being said, it would be very annoying if I was forced to have him sleep every night, especially since you can't make your own beds so it'd be a lot of back-and-forth.
A bit of a niche choice here but rev limiter bashing the MK4 supra time attack car in Assetto Corsa, nothing like a 2JZ drifting on the limit and seeing it spit massive flames is a bonus.
"I play video games. Do I look like I know anything about eating or getting enough sleep?" - Mike 2018
...for those who didn't watch.
Words to live by... literally.
So wise. So true
Ouch~ It's only too true~
Let the truth be told!
*I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.*
"Oh nO My HeAlTh!"
*puts dip right over her mouth*
did he ordered for the 4 of them?
@@beewell1600 lol no he didn't
Big smoke?
*See you around, Officer.*
Thought it'd be nice to have *timestamps* :
0:00 _Deadly Premonition_
2:41 _GTA San Andreas_
4:30 _Shenmue 2_
7:03 _Robinson's Requiem_
9:50 _The Getaway_
12:27 _Red Dead Redemption 2_
15:35 _Kingdom Come Deliverance_
Wow! I think this makes up for your zp huniepop comments :)
@@1fareast14 HuniePop? What's that..? :p
Paradox Acres Please tell me the game at 0:10.
@@apesounds3408 darude sandstorm lol
Ryan Adena funny funny 2009 joke
I’m watching this video at the end of March, 2022, and Mike’s comment at 2:08 about $5/gallon gas being “twice the national average” cracked me up. Love you guys!
$5 gas was the real deadly premonition
yeah, now the average is actually more than $5/gallon. it went up by .4 cents from yesterday.
@@snoodge-cv7fj Just got back from visiting family, and it was up to $6 in some places by them
Its currently $5.55 where I'm at in the PNW
I had the same reaction.
When you realise Smoke made that big order to hold up CJ while the Ballas attacked
Bruh
Ooh😯
Wait a minute
While he was in the car?
FBI: Delete this
You forgot in Red Dead 2's hunting how if you don't kill your prey in a single shot it'll horrifyingly shriek in pain until you end it. Still traumatized.
Aww that wolf wimpering...😣
well judging by the entire segment id say he hasnt yet worked out you can just shoot an animal in the head with a rifle or varmint rifle without damaging the pelt, usually
I mean, I never used cover scent lotion and I still got plenty of perfect pelts. Headshots with the right gun that they tell you in the compendium
Hell do you you hunt that shrieks?
I need to try this now
*picks up a single stick*
"This won't be enough"
Yea no crap Sherlock
Shit*
LOL
*shit
There's this one kid in my class who always used to say no ship Sherlock and it bugged the fuck out of me
*shit
When CJ ran out of breath tryna get to Cluckin' Bell 😂😂😂😂😂
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
@@StirrCrazy90 No shut up.
Felt that
You gotta eat to keep ya strenf up, man
Hunting mechanics in RDR2 were epic. I loved how much thought they put into every part of that. How much your horse could haul, where you could keep the carcasses, how hides can usually just lay flat, how small game hangs off the side, etc.
How about Fallout New Vegas on survival mode? The very idea of ammo weighing anything is terrifying
MaKaila Knight I love it. Makes you think about what to carry on a particular journey. Like in real life.
@@matttheamerican3766 lol
Real life
Running EVERYWHERE for a week and only 2hrs sleep. Killing deathclaws and giant death dealing cazadores and Literal fire ants
You have clearly never played PUBG
Let's not forget the fact you'll have to drag that bazooka with you while being chased by police cars for stealing one candy too much without being noticed.
@@agonleed3841 well you play as a human not the bugs am I right
San Andreas's body changing mechanics were awesome! It added to the overall great customization options of the game. Surprisingly, because of these things, playing as only 1 character was actually more unique than gta v's 3.
Mark Roze I don’t think “unique” is the right word... I definitely cared more about my character in San Andreas.
It’s the opposite, I think gta 5’s 3 characters was unique. Never seen that done before in any game..
Still R* Magnus opus
The ability to instantly kill someone in one punch after getting fully jacked was the best thing about that game 😂
@@Sm0k3y707 that is unique. All Gtas has characters, no other gta has that feature to change physical appearance
@@kendrickwhite995
GTA 5 is the first of Rockstar's sandbox games where you play as three different characters concurrently, each of them a different sort of trope figure, with their own sorts of missions, things they'll get up to, abilities, etc., and it's something rarely done in video games. Playing as only one character, however isn't the unique part about it. Skinny CJ, fat CJ, and buff CJ will always be CJ aside from minor tweaks to gameplay. All GTA's have had one protagonist at a time, including SA, and him possibly being fat, buff, etc. in appearance doeesn't change him from being that same protagonist; it's still not as unique as three different protagonists at the same time.
It's different, perhaps subjectively more interesting of a mechanic than having multiple specialists with different specialties, but by itself, it doesn't amount up to being more unique.
You can't cover RDR2 realism without covering the sound a deer makes when you maim instead of killing it. It's 100% legit and the most heartbreaking sound in the world.
Worst thing I’ve ever done. The devs practically forced that ptsd causing shit on you in the prologue part where you get the bow and told to hunt.
Worst feeling ever.
The Lone Outlaw That's nothing compared to when you shoot a bounty hunter from far away, think he's dead, and go to loot him but he's just curled up and moaning in the dirt
@@The_Lone_Outlaw never been hunting for real eh? No spine my friend?
Big Bud they’re always ppl like you who make fun of someone for having emotions to make yourself seem tough and masculine but in reality it makes you look insecure😂
@@Jon-vi8tp actually people like him have emotions they just don't use them in that way like me I like hunting irl it's fun not sad
I don't think RDR2's realism is bad. It's movement mechanics actually make you feel like a human inhabitant of the game world which I love.
I absolutely love the hunting realism in RDR2 and the game would be worse without it
then you must have no life. for the rest of us who actually have jobs, a 20 minute horse ride just to do a quest is too much realism thank you.
@@insanecuckooman8342 ever heard of fast travel? Plus it doesn't even take 20 minutes to get from one side of the complete map to the opposite unless you get distracted by random events or hunting which you are complaining about.
I love it too and i want much much more of it!
i love how the snow crunches under the players feet and leaves tracks, and the grass and trees blowing in the wind💓
#1 00:43 - Deadly Premonition (Mike)
#2 02:41 - GTA San Andreas (Jane)
#3 04:30 - Shenmue 2 (Andy)
#4 07:03 - Robinson's Requiem (Mike)
#5 09:50 - The Getaway (Jane)
#6 12:27 - Red Dead Redemption 2 (Andy, of course)
#7 15:35 - Kingdom Come Deliverance (Mike)
18:12 - Outro (Jane)
Thanks
I salute you for your contribution 👍👊
dude, spoilers
jimmi høvring spoilers. Not everyone has finished every game. Some of us have budgets and schedules to deal with.
I appreciate the list.
@@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt Yeah. A proper list of timestamps is always better than frantically trying to skip ahead while watching. PS access videos have done this to me countless times.
"remember you have literally never brushed your teeth" wrong, people in medieval times had a general awareness of personal hygiene, including brushing your teeth, even for the lower classes, as toothbrushes ranged from actual traditional ones like we know them now, to simple sticks and twigs with their ends partially chewed up to use the wood fibers as brushes, and also the toothpaste recipe could vary based on social status and geographical area, the most common ones consisting in a mixture of ground up salt and spices and flowers like cloves, to freshen you breath
Totally agree. I hate this shit, when modern people want to be cool and say all the people born before them were all dirty primates covered in dirt and eating shit. I think there are some people today that have worst higiene then most medieval people.
Spaniards: aight
He could have been referring to the fact you dont brush your teeth as a game play element but do have to worry about hangovers
Well actually they would regularly use urine and feces in everyday practices such as cooking or cleaning wounds. You don't think people were dirty back then? See what bird feces and mud does for you next time you get a cut
Also, spices? Hahahahaha, even the richest nobles in the land had to pay out the ass for spices. Rosewater maybe, but spices? You're definitely erring on the side of the very rich, not the average. In fact, people who were poor would have better teeth, as eating large amount of sugars will ruin your teeth. However this, much like gout, was a sign of wealth, and people would fuck up their teeth so it looked like they were rich or capable enough to regularly eat sweets. Go ahead, say something else stupid
Surprised not to see an appearance of Far Cry 2's Malaria pills or the dreaded Alone in the Dark blinking mechanic
this wasn't really too real for me but, full helms in Kingdom Come come to mind where you can only see through these tiny rectangular slits but, who needs to see when you can take a mace to the dome
I've got a trauma from farcry 2.
Hehe farcry was cool
to each their own. I love the immersive realism in RDR2 and Kingdom Come Deliverence. It's what drew me to the games.
Shhh they don't realise that some games aren't for 9 year old normies with ADHD. (an ever decreasing amount) Let them play Forkknife and Fallout 69.
Same
@@biasedconfirmations pickle rick... Dabbing on haters since 1945
they forgot to mention monk simulator in Kingdom Come
@@stupid2574 lol that was my favorite part of the game. I was so into the detective aspect of it.
1:59 _"$5 a gallon!? That's twice thd national average!"_
It's depressing just how poorly that line has aged.
Was coming here in August 2023 to say the same
Actually people in medieval times would clean there teeth by rinsing them with warm vinegar or wine and then wiping there teeth using a rough cloth to dry and get any gunk off of their teeth. This combined with the fact that only the rich could afford sugar actually meant that a lot less people had dental problems because most of what people ate back then was vegetables, bread, or meat and that generally meant that people where much healthier than now because they constantly exercised. Though they did live much shorter lives because of the constant stress of their live styles at the time.
I have learned something new
They were not healthier. They lived shorter lives because of starvation and *disease*
Their teeth were cleaner though, yes.
KnightDragon Slayer I think he meant in the game
Knock knock
*its disease.*
Though instead of sugar there were other problems for teeth. Grain was made into flour with a grindstone, but the stone itself was ground up as well in the process. This means there was stone dust inside the flour, which damaged the teeth over time.
Literally the majority of Manual Samuel!
You have to:
A: Control Samuel’s breathing
B: Move INDIVIDUAL limbs
C: Complete simple tasks
And this is all while Death is screwing every thing you do by trying to land a GODDDAMN KICKFLIP!
To be fair, that kickflip was pretty sick when he finally landed it.
That game was gold
Also have to manually blink. And later, speak.
This game is like the ultimate exercise in multitasking: breath, blink, move individual limbs. Maybe while driving a car, why not?
True lol, although that game was intentionally made to be hard af, haha. I think in this case they're referring more so to games that tried to add realism but failed miserably. XD
if you hold your breath you dont have to breath as much, pro tip
I will always remember coming back to my student digs one night to find my 18 stone flatmate sat on a beanbag with KFC, a can of stella and a joint - while making CJ pound the gym in San Andreas
Mixolosopher 🤦🏻♂️😂🤣
The past few lists seem like the OX crew were like “what lists can we build around Red Dead 2?”
Matt D Outside Xbox has Red Dead and PlayStation Access has Metal Gear Solid
Someone strip away Andy's power before this becomes Outside Red Dead. Or Inside Red Dead at all times.
well outside xtra is about to become a smash channel so they may as well both specialize
It's the only way they can get Andy to come to work!
Sam Hickey forgive my ignorance but what is a smash channel?
I was playing this simulation game recently, but ran into what I hoped was a bug and found myself trapped in this loop of working, reducing stress, sleeping, and repeating. I tried to restart the game to see if I could avoid it, and then I realized it wasn't a game at all.
I'm still waiting for that promotion, just so I can put Level 2 on my desk.
Who am I kidding I don't even have a desk.😥
You will get 1 level every year in that game and the goal is to get as many leves before the game ends (the best players will get their names on the score board :).
Everyone that works a desk job needs a hug, if I was there I'd hug y'all, I don't even work a desk job and I want to introduce my head to the wall at 95 miles an hour.
@@freeziboi3249 It would be a waste of a perfectly good wall ... or just strap some pillows to it. Kittens and puppies also works wonders for some people (not straped on the walls, just around looking addorable).
The Sims?
Kingdom Come Deliverance is so realistic that one time I accidentally ran into a bull's horns and took damage.
AM_NerdWarrior ...well shit...time to start a new playerthrough.
Damn that's actually a really cool detail might pick up the game because of this
lol I played it for a blt
I believe that more games should have that. It isn't really tedious for the player at all, it just makes the world more significant. - Something sharp should hurt you.
Kingdom Come is slow and realistic, but in a fun way. Details like these makes it a wonderful game. While RDR2, that I hoped would bring a similar experience, managed to make everything really tedious and boring.
What, you can't craft homing tomahawks? Kids these days... no skills.
We all got hit by homing tomahawks so hard we forgot
Pfft, kids these days, can't figure out, that Thanos taught us how to make those Tomahawks... Perfectly balanced, just as all things should be.
Its like a whip. Use it right, you can swing like spiderman from street light to street light.
Agent 47 certainly has the skills, he upgraded to a homing briefcase
Hmmm, desert bus. Where if you break something 3 hours in, you have to be towed, in real time, for 3 hours, back to the start....
Does anyone actually play that aside from the Desert Bus for Hope people though?
Still, it *would* certainly fit the list.
Manyatruenerd and nerdcubed did one time, in vr.
Emerson and they screwed it up minutes from completion, if I remember right
My friend actually managed to complete Desert Bus, for some ungodly reason
“It’s not a glitch it’s a feature” to paraphrase penn himself
As someone who’s personally skinned several deer, they absolutely gave the realism a break.
It can take hours depending on your gear, the size of the animal, and how cold it is.
I mean, to be fair, most of these do not actually align with reality. The point is it takes far longer than a game more focussed on moment to moment tactile fun would ever dare, in an effort to elude to a realistic lingering.
Were you expecting a video game to have a cutscene lasting hours everytime your player skins a deer?
Your comment is a sorry excuse for a humble brag
@@jaylcfcable my point being he skins animals faster than you unwrap Christmas presents.
It’s more realistic than most games but it’s not hyper realism.
It’s on par in terms of timing and realism of any basic survival mechanics in a game like tracking food, sleep, or water on a vaguely realistic timescale.
Considering most people with internet access have never skinned an animal, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to point out that fact.
It’s not a humble brag if it’s neither showing off nor trying to be fake humble.
Waste of time and useless, skinning every animals you've killed would be pain in the ass as if the current skinning was fast at all
Too much realistic and the game get heavier as if the game wasn't 100+GB already
Imagine if it's put on online
I thank god they have the simple magical skinning and fast in online
If it's taking hours, that's a skill issue, not a gear or quarry issue.
The healing by resting against a wall seems to me like an homage to resembling movies rather than an element of alleged realism.
What about Far Cry 2? You had a pretty mixed bag of realism, with map holding and navigation, weapon jams and failures, and malaria. Just .... Malaria.
Best Far Cry.
@@AnDom I could never finish it because of the tedious repetition. Besides was it really better than 3 or 4?
The malaria and gun jamming wasn't that bad. FC2 was a decent game that I beat years ago and would love to play again.
Apparently in one of the pre-release builds of the game you could start a fire in the beginning and just sit there, and eventually it would spread to the final boss & kill him.
@@argylega That's the most patient thing I've ever heard anyone do.
Shenmu 2 reminds me of that joke game Penn and Teller made about driving a bus with a broken steering wheel in real time across America lmao
shemue 3 is also broing, idk how people played it
desert bus
I know I’m late but that game is real and called Desert Bus
I could watch this video but my RDR2 horse isn't gonna brush itself, *"yerr all right girrll"*
It doesn't brush itself until bonding level 5.
The stable clerk is always giving me shit about not feeding my horse enough.
Jerk.
Is that the way I'm percieved when I'm out of bfe
Well fuckin feed em man!
@@redcrow4533 spoilers ffs
They forgot to mention you could actually DIE from being overweight in GTA. You would randomly collapse of a heart attack
Really ? That's a surprise. Might actually be the 1st I hear that was in a game.
That's actually a myth, there's no code or anything that would cause it in the game.
@@Livi2112 but I've done it. I don't think the code would be a heart attack, you'd just randomly die from being overweight. Maybe it was a glitch? I remember my character was full fat and at 100% health and I died while running to get more buckets of chicken
@@jamesjammiejam could've just been a glitch because I know it isn't a feature in the game
A few DLCs in and Kingdom Come: Deliverance still doesn't require me to safely relieve myself or risk soiling my pants. Very disappointed in the lack of realism there.
Try hardcore mod
"The X is meaningless." Classic Jane.
"Now I feel worse." Classic Mike.
"You've got scurvy." Classic Andy... sadly.
Hey, don't laugh, a former friend of mine actually got scurvy. You know how they call beer liquid bread? Bread isn't known for possessing lots of vitamin C.
moosemaimer That's terrible. Sorry to hear that. I am aware that scurvy still affects people today, which is a shame. Hope the friend is better.
I didn't realize it when I wrote it, but it almost looks like I was posting a conversation, rather than snippets of dialogue.
"The CJ stands for Completely Jacked! The X is meaningless."
I thought it marked the spot
The X isn’t completely meaningless. It actually stands for ‘XallyouhadtodowasfollowthedamntrainCJ’
@@cleanrenewablebenergy2960 .... that got me good
It's true, I'm the X
@@cleanrenewablebenergy2960 Ahhhhhhh It was so simple! Why didn't I know??
I loved the realism in San Andreas, one of the main things I wish they’d bring back. It wasn’t that hard to eat enough or get ripped lol 😂 encorages you to piss around and enjoy urself aswell as doing the main story missions. Can’t believe everyone else hated it lol
Agree. The like 1h feels like 1y getting ripped, but it's well worth it.
@@rautamiekka it was a fun game, by far the best product to come out of rockstar period I recon. I mean RDR and RDR2 are masterpieces (story wise), but San Andreas was so realistic at the time it was 10 million miles ahead of any other story mode game of its time in terms of realism. Wish they still made games like that! Think they’re just raking in the online profits of gta and rdr2 at the mo though.
Shame! I miss a good story based game in an open world 😢, times change though I guess!
@@Jbatley1 have you played either of the Horizon games? Sorry had no realism whatsoever, but it is still a really good sci fi sorry in an open world
Two hour hike you say? *LAUGHS IN DESERT BUS*
Indeed. Of course, _that_ was a prank game designed by comedians.
Sounds like desert bus is saying "hold my beer because I have to drive"
Death Stranding
*(laughs in field biologist)*
What gets me even more is that girl has seemingly never even heard of Japan...
I just don't get why in so many games. You move at normal speed, but days pass about 8 times as fast, and you need 8 times as much food and water.
In real life you can go three days without water and three weeks without food, but survival games seem to think you can't walk a couple of miles without an entire crate of supplies on your back like you're conquering the poles.
@@moosemaimer Can you last three days while jumping, running, and killing big spiders though?
@@poshboy4749 Touche. I can't last 3 seconds doing that. Nope. Nuh-uh.
@@moosemaimer Generally, it appears as though humans can survive without any food for 30-40 days, as long as they are properly hydrated. Severe symptoms of starvation begin around 35-40 days.
@@poshboy4749 Technically yes the human body is perfectly capable if trained efficiently. It's our endurance that gave us the edge over most predators in our earliest history afterall.
KCD’s realism was just on point. Some people say it’s a hardcore medieval simulator but I enjoyed everything in this game. Combat was challenging and fighting against several opponents was nearly always a death sentence.
I actually really liked Kingdom Come Deliverance. The game was so immersive I practically felt like I was there, in 15th century Bohemia, going on real adventures.
Me too. But What after this?
@@ChrisEzio KCD 2 when?
How about in Kingdom Hearts II when, at the beginning of the game, you have to do about an hour’s worth of part-time jobs in order to get enough money to buy a train ticket, just to have it promptly stolen from you from a guy in a black trench coat?
at least you dont have to seek a tiny fish in the size of a pixel in the first Kingdom Hearts. Even on the remaster (and modern TVs that are bigger than the old CRT i used when played on the first time) is difficult to find the fishes to progress. The minigames are annoying but you have the option to meet the gang early and not give the amount needed (you dont gain 2AP bonus start though)
You don't have to! You can go to the station after doing one job! The rest of your group will get the rest of the money!
The heavy breathing sound in DayZ still gives me PTSD to different days.
Despite the fact that hands make you rock hard.
"The Ex is meaningless"
- The Jane Douglas lecture series for the recently heartbroken.
I love hunting in RDR2. It's one of my favorite pastimes. When you read the info on the animal and then use the proper weapon and ammo to kill it and get a perfect pelt... It's just too good
Nasser Almulaifi things you skin while holding it, varmint rifle.
Things that have a “carpet” on your horse. Repeater headshot or bow.
Big animals (can only skin, can’t stop carcass) rifle headshot
The only part about hunting I hate in that game...is when you accidentally wound a dear...
That shit will break a man. Worst goddamn thing I’ve ever witnessed, real life or video games, and Ive killed deer in real life.
Hunting is really fun in RDR2. Idk what this guy is talking about.
Have any of you tried killing a fox in Zelda breath of the wild just kidding I’m not that soft
Oh my god....
WOW that joke about $5pg gas being too expensive aged beautifully
"Japan? Where's that?"
I feel like at every pitch for a video Jane always tries to incorporate snacks into her parts "Okay Mike, great idea but what if...and hear me out here...what if snacks"
but she never actually puts anything in her mouth. she always just mimes it very obviously and then stops short just a bit too long before the camera cuts away.
@@J624 Try to do 10-15 takes of one part with a snack and still do it with a smile :) It is better to just fake it and eat the snacks after that.
Kallasanty Santy true. But then again, chocolate. 😀
@@J624 Even chocolate can be bad for you if you eat to many bars in one day :) Honey on the other hand ... ok that is a tipe of sugar too. Toffi ... eeee ok maybe a salad then?? Just hold the mayo till you end filming :P
@@kallasantysanty6092 bad for you, yes, but oh so tasty...
The game “This War of Mine” has a mental health mechanic. If you do things like kill or steal, your mental health can worsen. If it worsens enough, you can get to the point where your character will literally stop moving and just sit on the floor crying. The next day they’ll either abandon their shelter or literally commit suicide. Makes a depressing game so much sadder.
You know Jane's commitment to snacking is serious when she's painted her nails to match her snacks.
The real horror is going back to Shenmue II to capture the footage for this video, I am so sorry.
I didn't even realize that until you pointed it out. No watermark. My heart goes out to whoever had to capture that.
I could actually feel the pain of playing Shenmue 2....actually felt my soul dying, slowly and painfully.
@@Cavemanner Holy fuck your name scared the hell out of me. Mine is so similar to yours.
agentsanta47 and then you realize you forgot to hit the record button 😳
There’s nothing wrong the graphics for Shenmue 2.
The irony is, $5 a gallon is exactly what I pay for gas these days
The only skill I maxed out in Kingdom Come: Deliverance was drinking! Much like in real life...Although Henry doesn't say "I love you" to everyone who passes by...
My Henry won every fight he ever had, except for one, the fight against alcohol.
Same for me! Though my Henry doesn't laugh at everyone and says g'day to strangers
Random villager in Rattay: "Hey, Henry's come to see us 😮"
Alcoholic Henry: "SHADDAP I DIDN'T COME TO SHEE YOUUU ASSHHOLESSS 😠Who caresssh about a shtupid shhwordd *hic* Cumansshghg can kisshh my asssssh *trips over his own feet into some dung*
Once ended on a roof of bloody castle (not sure if thruth beyond this point) being sieged by the guards
A game with basic needs like eating, drinking, car that consume fuel and other can be nice, the only issue is that in most game you stave to death in 10 minutes and your car can only run 15 minutes on a fuel tank, if those mechanics used more realistic time scale it would be more enjoyable.
Having the possibility to become fat or strong in GTA was actually fun and since you aren't forced to eat, you can't complain about being fat and loosing ability.
Same for hangover, if the game forced you to get drunk I could understand how annoying it would be, but when drinking is YOUR choice, why would you complain...
I never played this game, but the hunting aspect of Red Dead Redemption 2 sound actually really nice.
Demongornot play red dead it’s a masterpiece it’s in my top 3
@@thelordoflasagna I only have a PC, so...
@@Demongornot it's on PC now.
@@thompsonator4696
Yup, thanks !
It's already on my Steam wishlist, I'll wait for the price to get down (I haven't got time for game like that for the moment anyway)
KCD drunkery wasnt that bad. Try Witcher 1 where you have to get drunk to complete a quest but then have to walk back to the tavern at .5 m/h
“You don’t have enough money for this item” is too real in and of itself!
Gas is $5 a gallon? And I thought $2 a gallon was a lot. My dad remembers paying like $0.05 a gallon at the air force base. At $5 a gallon, we’ll start doing Mad Max stuff in which everyone steals gas from everyone else
Joe Nesvick I for one would welcome such a world, as long as it means we get rad leather jackets, cool cars, and flamethrower guitarists.
To be honest, petrol's more than £5 a (imperial) gallon in the UK and has been for years; not far off using a US gallon either at £1.2xx a litre.
Don't EVER come to Brazil, we're already doing the Mad Max stuff.
Joe Nesvick Some places it's six dollars like in CA.
If any fuel station sold gasoline for $5 a gallon where I live, you wouldn't see the either end at the middle of the queue. Current price is 6.9 per for premium fuel.
You forgot the most realistic game ever, Luke's Kingdom Come Deliverance Survival Simulation =)
Ah yes, the good ol days when 5 bucks a gallon was expensive for gas...
Those were the times
So I tried a cereal, jam and turkey sandwich. My review? Don't.
@@Sableaglefrosties. Was that my mistake?
@@Sableagle well I've been put off the cereal jam turkey sandwich tbh but if you have the audacity to go that extra mile do get back to me
I salute your bravery.
That's because you did it in the wrong order its supposed to be Turkey, jam, and then cereal. By adding the cereal first you've definitely ruined it.
@@Trainerlynx [disapproves in Spanish]
The reason I stopped playing The Getaway because I couldn’t figure out where to go.
Now it all makes sense.
I loved the getaway. And I finally finished it once I learnt there was healing. Seriously, I had to find that out accidentally.
I believe there is a cheat code that gives you infinite health for "The Getaway".
I loved the game, but hated the way it took 30 fucking minutes to get anywhere. The 1:1 scale was impressive and my old man loved watching me play because he could recognise the streets, but at the same time it took so damn long to get to your missions. It got so boring you'd inevitably commit a crime to spice the journey up, then get caught by police and have to restart the whole thing. Pretty much my only gripe with the game, I have very fond memories otherwise
John Varley
I adored that game back in the day! I finished that, as well as the sequel, but never even got close to finishing the much more lauded over GTA: Vice City (I got stuck on some quest where you have to fly a helicopter inside a parking garage iirc and pick up a set amount of items with it or something - it was timed though and because the controls were wonky I could never get it done in time or couldn't find all the items I needed).
I am an Anglophile, and would just LOVE a new generation Get Away game!! The fact it represented so much of London was sooo cool. Only thing is if they did it for current times, it won't even feel like London anymore, with all the immigrants there and their shops etc. They should do a 80s era story, like Vice City, so it would still feel authentically English. So sad that this is the truth of the matter.
You havent experienced hyper realism until you have played Kingdom Come: Deliverance. The shit is literally insane.
It's not hyper realism it's just the only game that even attempts at medieval realism.
It takes a little brain power to play, is that not something you possess?
I played it, not really that crazy imo, great game tho
The combat is certainly the most realistic I've seen, but the survival mechanics sort of just feel tacked on, not that I dont find it funny that your character can sustain himself on only alchohol, or that you can clear a bandit camp completely hammered once you've got a good set of plate armour.
Just started playing the game. Loving it so far. My favorite is alchemy. It seems pretty realistic and fun
What about the reboot of Alone in the dark? Where you had to manually blink using a dedicated button in order to see properly.
Peteral You're joking! That sounds like the most frustrating thing ever!
Iona Stewart As someone who played the Alone in the dark reboot (and hated it) I assure you it’s every bit as annoying as it sounds
Even worse is Manuel Samuel where you have to manually breath, blink, move each one visual let one at a.time, and more
But that's not actually realistic is it? We don't have to think about blinking to do it. It is automatic. So... Not having to manually blink is more realistic than having to do so.
You mean the one on ps2? Because i played it a long time ago and don't remember that
What of course people of Middle-ages use to brush their teeth, they use to use a “chew sticks” these were made from small ever-green twigs, and where possible twigs from aromatic trees, which would have given a more freshening breath, however, the development of the first purpose-made toothbrush dates back to around 3000BC. Seeing as most bodies and skulls from the period Middle-ages dug up have had reasonable good teeth compare with the hardship of life & Diet.
It's because sugar was so rare. Teeth rot didn't become common until after Middle Eastern Sugar increased and then sky-rocketed with Caribbean sugar.
while they probably didn't know this, it's also important to keep in mind that just because someone had invented it, doesn't mean that it was used in other places.
Things like carbon-steel, mathematics as well as various medical practises we'd consider modern were invented and forgotten by various cultures all around the world until we finally managed to get some kind of global science network going around the time of the enlightenment.
North American Natives who had maize in their diets also had bad teeth, due to the high sugar content of that food. Also keep in mind that people tended to die younger, and sometimes with problems we associate with a much older age now. Many of 'em simply didn't have enough time for their teeth to deteriorate much.
@zouni it was, yes. From a kind of betula, apparently
LaikaLycanthrope
Actually, people in the Middle Ages got pretty old, of course not as old as today, but the life expectancy is getting pulled down because of the widespread infant mortality. That is why the average lifespan sits at around 30 years while it should be sitting around 60-70 years for the ones who survived their first three years.
Andy's unbridled spite for the Shenmue series gives me life.
This is definitely one of my biggest pet peeves in games. This, and forcing me to repair something like a pipe wrench because it degrades after bashing a handful of enemies with it. Have you ever held a pipe wrench?!?!
It always seems like one of those holdovers from really early games where they had to use very simple rules for everything.
>hit *door* with *rock*
-Your *rock* is now damaged.
????????
I mean they're still not indestructible but yeah smacking a few unamoured shmucks with one is hardly going to do anything to it.
Moosemaimer If the rock was flint, it would just become more deadly: "your rock has sharpened".
Agree on all counts, but trust me, I could spend the rest if my life bashing squishy zombies with a pipe wrench and never need a new one. Lol ( :
FallenEmbers as long as you kept it clean anyway, I do remember breaking one myself because I hadn't looked after it and didn't realise the rust on it had actually compromised the handle's integrity, snapped fairly easily when trying to loosen up a pipe fitting.
Fun always trumps realism. Sometimes the former comes from the latter, but there must be a limit. For example, having to clean your gun in a shooter would be realistic but not much fun.
As Caramel Johnson said, you cannot generalize it like that.
For some, their fun comes specifically because of the realism, not despite it.
For some fun comes from immersion and there's no immersion without realism. (That's unless it's taken way too far but that's not the case for RDR2).
2 of you corrected the OP, but he said what you corrected.
Anyway. I remember in Quake 2, I could carry every weapon. I remember people eventually getting sarcastic about that, and now in 99% of games you can carry 1-2 weapons and a sidearm.
So, I carry a close quarters and a sniper. There are a lot of close quarters maps, so I eventually drop the sniper for another close-med weapon, because I'm low on ammo for the first one.
5 minutes later, there's a sniping section, and now I don't have a sniper. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I've played many games where the skinning animation seems to take ages, and what I just saw of RDR2 looks like they decided to take that to another level. That looked neat, but after seeing it 100 times, I don't want to sit through that anymore.
What about having to tap A to make your horse move at a reasonable speed? Why is that fun?
And, what's with the new thing of having to hold the button down for 1-2 seconds to open doors, interact with anything, or loot?
Or having to actually carry around backup mags and swap them out, or having to go back to storage every time you want to swap out weapons/gear (even games with weight limits let you carry around multiple outfits and weapons, imagine actually having that crap strapped to your back lol)
@@metalmayhem3622
The reason for the limited amounts of weapons sources largely from console gaming design, not people getting snippy about things iirc. Streamlining controls for having far more limited buttons and such.
Kingdom Come: Deliverance is probably my favourite RPG of all time. However, I can't believe you didn't pick the bit where you literally have to spend a week as a monk, doing monk stuff like illuminating books and praying.
"A plank of *uninteresting* wood"
What does a plank of *interesting* wood look like then Andy?
In Andy's case? If it has John or Arthur's face on it
You have not lived if you can't answer this question.
Tiger maple? Walnut burl? Ooh, rainbow eucalyptus!
A Plank of wood, duh
Ever watch Ed, Edd n Eddy?
"Get ye flask"
"You can not get ye flask".
Just like real life...
A beautiful and cultured reference.
And you just have to sit and wonder why on earth you can’t get ye flask.
Deadly Premonition's $5/gal, hearing Mike say "extortionate" and "twice the national average"
Oh, you sweet Summer child, Mike. I come to you from 2022. You'll want to stand up for this.
No outlast battery life? But even then that battery life is NIT REALISTIC.
Or really any game that has battery life, for that matter. I don't know where game developers are buying their cheap batteries, but from my experience, things like flashlights will last more than twenty seconds before being completely drained......
Cough cough fnaf cough cough
@@Gamer3427 Lol imagine if you only needed batteries every 8 hours real time. That's why I don't mind the short life usually
@@mazrimtaim3107 I can agree that it has to have some sort of balance there because if games went "realistic" with most things like that, they'd effectively be non-present. That being said, while I don't mind the concept of short battery life in games compared to reality, most games tend to go overboard with it to where it's less like you're going through batteries quickly, and more like you're trying to scrape a few extra seconds out of a dead set of batteries......
@@Gamer3427 Oh yeah, I definitely agree with you. I was just imagining a game where the flashlight lasted a few hours lol
The Witcher 3 Paperchase quest from Blood and Wine is a great example. You get the mother of all runarounds trying to withdraw money at a bank, only to discover that the reward wasn’t worth it.
Sometimes it's about the journey, not the destination. Except that Shenmue 2 hours stroll. That's just unholy.
XD I second that
I laughed all the way through that quest, and not only because I guessed what was coming the moment I saw that it was named Paperchase. That quest is hilarious xD
Wasn't that quest actually a reference to The Twelve Tasks of Asterix? I mean, one of the documents is called Permit A38.
Oh yes I remember that movie, the madness of Bureaucracy
"Thats twice the national average!"
*Cries in 2022*
I feel like the Persona games are guilty of this. No video game, I don't care that I'm flunking school and not getting enough sleep, I want to go raid some palaces!
"No, Yukiko, I'm awake. I can fight the heartless tonight..."
"That's Kingdom Hearts."
"..."
"Also, you just fell asleep."
Caitlin RC try non fes p3. Standing people up or ignoring them pisses them off and you have to take extra time to apologize.
How about the fact that everything is super expensive? I get that the Velvet Room is between reality and dreams or whatever, but it's really annoying when I have to pay tens of thousands of yen to get one persona back from the compendium after fusing, just so I can have a chance at clearing a palace. And you usually have no indicators of how strong the shadows are going to be, so if you're anything like me, you stock up on SP restoratives and completely forget that combat with a level 53 shadow should not be done with your level 27 persona.
You should go to bed.
@@jgn *YOU SHOULD GO TO BED*
Too realistic? Any racing game in VR causing you to let out an involuntary and embarrassing yelp when you spin towards a barrier and momentarily forget you're in a videogame.
Speaking of VR, how about Resident Evil: Biohazard??
I play Elite: Dangerous in VR, and let me tell you, dogfighting in asteroid fields can elicit a similar response. When stuck jousting against my opponent, I'll start to thrust in reverse to keep him in front of me. There have been more than a few times where I did a shoulder-check out of my cockpit windows and nearly shit myself because I was rushing up to an asteroid the size of a mountain at 345 meters/second.
Wow that line about $5/gallon gas hits a lot different in 2022.
Red Dead 2's hunting isnt that realistic. If you wanted to mention hunting in games, you shouldve mentioned something like theHunter: Call of the Wild etc. On Red Dead 2 you can literally go around on your horse auto-locking onto every animal and thats it...
EXACTLY
Playing with free aim makes it more interesting
Well it would seem the game you're referring to is a hunting game. You'd expect the hunting to be more realistic if that's the main feature of the game, which it isn't in RDR 2.
Irl you aim isnt slow af, you directly aim at the animal not gradually put your aim on the animal.
Your*
Red Dead Redemption 2: how NOT to hunt.
I'm gonna tell these guys how to hunt in RDR2 because it's obvious they have no idea. First things first; you don't need cover lotion, just stay downwind of your prey and you can get within fifteen meters of the animal. To figure out if you're downwind or not, activate Eagle Eye, and look for the wavy streamers coming off of Arthur. If they're pointing towards your prey, you're upwind and they will smell you. Remember to crouch while moving, and don't sprint or ride your hose or the animal will startle.
Next, always use the tracking feature when you find the prey. If you fill the compendium log for an animal you can learn what it is and the quality of the animal by it's tracks making it much easier to find perfect animal pelts. Next, the proper weapon for the job is key, you don't need to use low damage weapons, just the one appropriate for the job. For deer, use a bow or rifle and aim for the head, neck, or chest for a one shot kill for minimum damage.
Third, rotting animals does come into play but it takes 24 ingame hours before the carcass does begin to rot, plenty of time to find a trader and sell it. You should get 3.50 for the carcass and about the same for a perfect pelt, more than enough to cover the costs. To get rid of blood, change into a stored outfit on your horse (this won't get rid of dirt or grease) and brush down the horse.
Or just jump in water and swim a little, thatll do the job too 🏊
@MadHatt3r oh yeah, most definitely that would work. But the horse is easier because it's right there, and there's no knowing where the animal you're hunting will take you.
lol i just ride up on my horse and deadeye them before they can run
that still seems overly tedious.
RDR2's hunting minigame was pretty fun imo. How involved it was made it feel like that much more of an accomplishment.
BTW u guys got it a bit wrong, it wasn't that you have to use your bow or small caliber rifle. The knife would never damage a pelt, but it's impossible to use on some animals. The actual point was to use the *correct* weapon to suit your prey. Which meant you had to prepare properly instead of just finding targets of opportunity (sometimes). And you wouldn't know what weapon to use until you've studied it, which means you had to spot it with binoculars or examine its body. This would also allow you to identify its tracks.
What is it with oxbox and eating their hands in stressful situations? We need hands to play videogames!
I would suggest the yoga session from GTAV to be a bit too realistic. Rob a grocery store, pull off a few heists, and make sure to keep breathing while stretching. Luckily enough Rockstar makes it up to us afterwards with a drug-infused naked skydiving session.
Left 4 Dead 2's realism mode, tho...
2:04 "$5 a gallon is twice the national average!"
Me, in 2022: Well actually..
I heard Mr. Morgan at like 0:50 and immediately thought you were talking about RDR2 before even looking at the name. I’m in too deep.
Oh there’s RDR2 here anyway. Hell yeah. Definitely not in too deep.
I'm never gonna be able to hear 'Mr Morgan' again without responding "Evening fellers"
Same
Same, though. XD
I know a guy named Kieran and he will forever be called "the O'Driscoll boy". You're not the only one lost to the abyss that is RDR2 lol
I'm starting to think RDR2 and Hitman have more in common than we think...Homing tomahawks? Homing briefcases/fire extinguishers? It's right there folks
One game is open world one game is mission based
$5/gallon being twice the national average… Man, life used to be so good.
My godfather has told us about playing some war game and it had a part where the main character had to travel some great distance (I don’t remember the places they were traveling between) via jet in real time, which was at least several hours. He would just do other stuff while waiting and he kept dying and having to wait to get there again and find something to do again. At one point, he got there and was shot down IMMEDIATELY! He was furious.
........Then he realized you can skip to the battle........
KestrelDC Godfather? You sure it isnt grandfather? Unless you are italian or an mafioso. Or both
@@AsxModeus You don't have Godparents?
No, I don't think so atleast
@@AsxModeus Godparents are a thing some families do. It usually has to do with family friends, much like Sirius Black was Harry Potter's Godfather.
Ah, i see
Ive skinned many many deer IRL and it takes much longer than 5 seconds
It's still alot for a videogame to show an actually skinned animal carcass...I mean it does have less blood, but still.
Typically they cut away from that particular part, which is why it deserved mention here.
Rakkety tam congratulations you're a a fkn psychopath
@@mr.dr0bot731 No, he's a hunter. When this world finally goes to shit and you have no more internet access to post judgy comments, he'll be one of the people you want to be around if you hope to sustain your life.
@@mr.dr0bot731 nah. They taste good
@@hruiz3308 and i wont support dead weight like him.
Btw your username is awesome
"5 dollars a gallon is twice the national average!" boy, do I wish I was still living in 2018
The Getaway was an absolute masterpiece. That was one of my favorite games back in the day. It didn’t get nearly the credit it deserved.
Wasn’t there a moment in metal gear solid 5’s demo where where you have to take a bomb out of somebody’s guts in realistic next gene graphics. Realism at its finest people.
I'm also pretty sure the bomb was somewhere more... Vulgar..
Connor Heddle-McGurk but still did it have to be detailed like that. It’s like the skinning animation on a person.
The gore actually isn't all that realistic, but between the squishy organic noises and Paz's moans of pain it's kinda rough.
Also it's actually censored in the Japanese version; the cutscene's going on, but the camera's pointed away from the actual incision, so instead you just get to *imagine* how horrible it must look. Not sure that's better.
I was cringing throughout the whole scene gahhh
Way to make me squeamish game 😣
Raymond V.M Is the uterus considered vulgar now?
"Pay an extortionate $5 a gallon."
Well... about that
Not to be that person, but the reason they put mint in medieval hangover cures was to battle the nausea as it’s been proven to settle the stomach!
What are you Irish? Or Scottish?
How about that ladder in MGS3? I mean the epic James Bond esque song was cool and all but I swear that climb took all night!
What a thrill
"Games should have a little more realism"
*Game creators impliment realism*
*These guys make this video*
Lets be real, all of Shenmue belongs on this list
It was to real which gave it alot of flaws
i think shenmue 3 wont be so good. i lost interest also. i played shenmue 1 and i am still stuck finding the sailors. could shenmue 3 be a kickstarter scam ?
@@AnimationAirlines to this day my brother still says "do you know where I can find any sailors" after seeing me randomly asking people in the street.
@@steverayerdriving i see
@@AnimationAirlines I would say it is a scam. It was crowdfunded and to be on Stream, it is now an Epic exclusive and people wanting refunds are turned down.
My favorite thing about Deadly Premonition is that at the time Swery said he’d never even watched Twin Peaks
Gas is currently over $5 a gallon… I’d say deadly premonition is spot on!
What was even worse in Shenmue II was when you had to fight your way up a skyscraper and you literally had to fight enemies for 80 storeys going up!
And I thought the 100 man battle in Shenmue 1 was crazy
Fights were cool though.
Sounds realistic.
I kinda self-impose some realism in my Breath of the Wild playthrough by making an effort to make sure Link regularly sleeps, even when his health is full and I don't feel like splurging on the soft beds. That being said, it would be very annoying if I was forced to have him sleep every night, especially since you can't make your own beds so it'd be a lot of back-and-forth.
As an un-initiated, that GTA clip is actually EVERYTHING......
You should do *_THE MOST SATISFYING SOUNDS IN GAMES_*
(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ"
佐藤 m1 grand reload
The diamond sound in Farcry 2
Watering plants or harvesting produce sounds in stardew valley. 😋
Picking up a feather in Assassin's Creed
A bit of a niche choice here but rev limiter bashing the MK4 supra time attack car in Assetto Corsa, nothing like a 2JZ drifting on the limit and seeing it spit massive flames is a bonus.