More Truly Terrible Kickstarters
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2024
- I look at more of the most truly terrible Kickstarters ever made in this EPIC!!! video.
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Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late
The real perk of the built-in toothpaste brush is that it's cleverly disguised as a vibrator to save you the embarrassment of people seeing you with a toothbrush in your purse.
🤔Will that work for me (a genderless blob)?🤔
BrUh
@@ludowic8187 eh?
Kristen vs. Mothra pls stop not in november
So thoughtful of them!
The guy in the chopstick ad looked like the cameraman had a gun pointed at him.
how do you know there secret
*you better delete this right fucking now we know where you live*
He probably did
Yea you saw how wide his eyes were open?
You can see he was reading by how his eyes were moving lol
Also most chopsticks are made of bamboo which grows incredibly fast and reproduces quickly and is incredibly renewable???
I was jsut about to comment that
@@jadep4601 learn to spell
@@jadep4601 also, review your grammar
@@chunkymanwithoutaplan7713 yeah you have never made a typo ever
@@chunkymanwithoutaplan7713 lol OK fuck you too
You know what is lightweight, resilient and beautiful - the perfect chopstick material?
*Wood*
I'm late but the whole thing about that is that they'd be basically single use and therefore requires more trees to be used.
With the current issues happening that's going to be a problem.
@@chuuchu6078 Yeah, I have some. You just put a glaze on that shit. The problem isn't the innate qualities of the material so much as it is "making something cheap and low-quality means it doesn't last very long". Most disposable chopsticks are made out of bamboo, but bamboo isn't like... an inherently shitty material to make things out of. The bigger problem is the consumer culture of making disposable chopsticks on a large scale, i.e. cheap restaurants.
@@chuuchu6078 some that i have have lasted like 20 years and are still intact
@@daktotathecolossus7404 maybe don’t do that. Bacteria can grow on wood especially when you use them to eat meats and proteins. There are really nice fiberglass ones on Amazon. You should check it out.
@@honey-senpai4225 ...... what the literal fuck you talking about we use chopsticks for years and they don’t mold unless you gremlins don’t wash it hell its not hard like just get all the used chopsticks and rub ur hand back in forth with them in between ur hand while their also being rinsed
Slazo gets permission for outro
Outro: *minecraft*
A I was ready for the ear rape outdo too
It’s the gamer national anthem. Have more respect dude. It’s a very emotional symbol for some people.
See I pulled a sneaky on ya
This was recoded before then
@@katfrog1 that doesnt mean it was edited before then and how do you know that anyway
But disposable chopsticks are usually make of bamboo, not wood, and bamboo is an extremely renewable resource.
Holy shit, you're right. I didn't realize the ultimate failure of this kickstarter is the fact that it's based on a lie.
Extremely renewable my ass I tried growing some... didn't even germinate.
This was exactly my thought. The whole premise of chopsticks causing deforestation is wrong.
dude you’re so right. so it’s not even helping the environment. it’s literally completely useless.
@@RtistiqSkubie Dude, I have some in my backyard. Itgrows insanely fast, you're just a shit gardener.
Aha, and what are you gonna do after brushing teeth in the car? Swallow all that shit?
Wow, amazing concept.
AI best comment i’ve seen all day
spit it out the window
@@shawnsingh3053 😑
Well when some dipshit annoys you in traffic you can just spit toothpaste on them and hope you don't get sued #lifehack
@@marshateslosing1654 wow! a lifehack too! now it's worth my $80
Japan has been making chopsticks out of rice for about 6 years now. To my knowledge. You can eat them when you're done.
ScriptedGaming that actaully sounds nice
;0;
I want these now.
Japan was already living in 2025, no they're living in 2040
Yummy
Just want to note that chopsticks are often made of bamboo and not trees...
Most takeout Chinese places use wood chopsticks because it’s cheaper
I literally just spent like 10 minutes reading up on this because I thought the same thing, but apparently only about half of disposable chopsticks are made of bamboo! Also the way they bleach the wood appears to be a big part of the problem.
@@maggiee639 That's good, bamboo grows insanely fast do deforestation of bamboo forests wouldn't be a problem.
I want to say that chopsticks are made from salt *facepalm*
@Ireland84 that's why I feed my pandas titanium.
07:55 I mean, also, that lady in the video has now just finished brushing her teeth in her car, great, awesome, so time-saving, and... where does she spit ? Does she just keep it all in her mouth until she gets to her workplace, walks out the car with a mouthful of a great saliva-toothpaste-teethfilth mix, and just vomits it all in a trashcan RIGHT outside of the building, for Crystal the secretary to see ? And also Bill the security guy ? Just... just like that ? Every morning ?
The best bit about the ad is at 6:25 you can see side boob reflection.
@@sidney9796 Yeah, I was impressed they got her to go topless for that crappy product.
My mom brushes her teeth when she goes to work, and she just spots it out the window.
@@graphite2786 bro... u gotta look real hard to notice in that tiny time frame
idubbbz: Doesn't upload for a while
Slazo: *It's free real estate*
*wrings out chopsticks*
is your chopstick water clean?
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I need 100000 dollars to buy laptop and minecraft mods.
whats up gamers
I’ll just send my........ credit card number the 3 numbers and the date month and year to achieve that EPIC VICTORY ROYAL
Where do i sign up for this
pay me 1,000,000 to make an innovative minecraft mod
Dude you don't even need mods with the newest updates. Minecraft is changing a lot
I swear if I see another Tik-Tok ad I'M gonna make a kickstarter to get rid of it
You can have my Montana political campaign ads, if you'd like. Literally haven't seen an ad that wasn't one in many weeks now.
I see Lester
@@melissab2082 I see Howell 😂
Isn't there an Adblocker you could install?
@@lilysnape6520 I can never find one that isn't a virus 😂 and your username hurts
I was suddenly reminded of a memory from a few years ago when I worked at a B&N cafe. A woman came in and started grilling us baristas on why we used disposable forks and plates, and it was EXTREMELY uncomfortable. Wasting the time of some 'lowly employees' who have no control over company decisions like that was completely pointless.
Furret Fact: The first metal chopsticks are thousands of years old and were even made of silver in some cases
Dude those chopsticks never seen before and I invented the...
M E T A L S P O O N
Are you tired of always using the disposable knifes?
Of course you are! They don't really cut anything and they are killing the envirement
BUY NOW MY NEW INVENTION: METAL KNIFE!
Penuspoon was better
Cause it had a longer range
You weakling
I invented the ultimate
*M E T A L S P O R C C*
@@ricerocket4449 *M E T A L M E T A L*
The hooded pillow looks like you're cosplaying as a low level rogue.
Droanux lmao you right
Lol
Droanux Looks like something out of Monty Python lol 😂
Dungeons & Dragons, but I'm new to playing as a rouge.
5:42 I just want a tail, okay!? Is that really too much to ask!?!? 😂😂
quit my job yesterday so i could focus on consuming slazo content
mooD
Bro when's the Kickstarter for Slazo food coming out, when you gonna share some with us
3:39 that tap water looking real clean. Must be from Slazo's home.
J-D Thunder nah it wasn't upside down
Bruh the true cost of chopsticks when you drop yo chicken on yo shirt and the stain never finna come out
Best comment
Truth
Princess SparklySequins the cost of the medical bills from a bone deep splinter that becomes infected in less than half a day. Fuck disposable chopsticks
About the Wings chopsticks:
*THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS* It's not as simple as using reusable chopsticks. What is the carbon footprint of the factory that makes them? What about all of the tech, tools, and accessories that are being used by employees? Are they also using items from low carbon footprint/recycling companies?
The process of actually trying to make a good impact on the Earth is very complicated. Just buying these will make the buyer feel good about themselves, and that's it.
And for some reason they picked titanium, which has a high environmental impact, and is hard to recycle. And for no reason other than scamming people on kickstarter.
@@TH-camCommenter1 YASSS you get it
To be fair, you’re “metal fork” concept did have a really nice design
The toothbrush thing should be advertised with like, people with disabilities, since they could really use this if they have difficulties with squeezing tooth paste out/hold the tooth paste and brush up for a long time. But it's too expensive to really be for them :')
Maybe that was the original intention? Lots of “lazy“ products were meant to be used by people with disabilities
Regardless it makes the toothbrush heavier and more difficult to hold so even then I'm not sure it would work that well
Literally the problem with all products that could be used for people with disabilities, so much dang money
Can you kick start some clean water?
*NO*
*YES*
*P E R H A P S*
*MAYBE*
*AHHH*
Yes Slazo, I am actually too lazy to squeeze toothpaste on my toothbrush.
Imagine metal chopsticks costing more than moon train railgun.
chopstick man looking above the camera like hes being held hostage
No joke in eight grade my class had to come up with ideas for inventions and mine was a toothbrush that had the toothpaste inside the handle. An eighth grader could come up with this why does it have so many backers?!
tfw denying ideas because it's from a young person, when a human is most intelligent
@@Ow-OMG I bet you're 10 huh
@@lisaburgess-halloway6129 no
An eighth grader could come up with the concept of many toys such as legos but that still makes billions of dollars.
@@TheBaconaitor13 true, but what I was trying to say was that they're idea was not very original
Honestly, for the plastic fork bit:
I wash my plastic forks, which does work, and reuse them! I get more cutlery to use!
I got an ad that said "Buy your own Poop Knife" im not joking im serious
Ok CBKDAM.
and then everyone clapped
Is that a knife made of poop or a knife for cutting poop?
- I don't need sleep. I need answers.
My mom had one of those for my brother's diapers, it was either the poop knife for the poop stick.
our favorite lesbian is back
Wait, you guys actually missed me?!!? OMG I feel so appreciated! UwU
This isn't pyro
FanRose FabRose Spencer 👏👏
@@fanrosefabrose9457 dont you uwu me
Aww thanks guys
I buy plastic forks and spoons and re use then until they break
Why don't just use metal ones instead?
@@tamarak.9828 he's probably too bored to clean them
No one cares
Same I can't stand the feeling of the metal utensils it just bothers me when metal comes in contact with my teeth
that’s gonna get u laid :)
"This renewable, biodegradable product is so wasteful! How about instead we dig metal out of the ground and use that, instead! So much better for the environment! :)"
Why not consumable chopsticks made out of sugar?
I can imagine many people asking for another set of chopsticks after the first pair dissolves in a sauce of some kind
@@DraeonKaiser Ssshhhhh that's how we gain more money
@@TheGhostlyAxe 9001 IQ right here.
Japan makes them out of rice.
because ants are a thing
We don't want slazo we want the black cat
Agree 100%
100%
Preach!
We want both his cats
💯
LMAO, I got an ad for an "aerospace grade titanium spork" just after the chopstick segment.
r/thathappened
It totally did! :< It's called The Muncher by Full Windsor. I ordered one, for some reason...
Yep, I got that Full Windsor ad .-.
@@SirRebonack why the fuck did you buy a $50 spork?
Ok the tail looks pretty cool tho. Kind of thing you look at a store and go "wow that's neat" but don't buy
No, not at all...
Carlos Pitteri no it doesn’t ur just a furry
Flarepotato8v2 - don’t be mean, some ppl think it’s actually cool, just bcus u don’t doesn’t mean u have to be a dick abt it
That shit gay G
@@twinuziswithemohair3529 Good
I just watched an 11 minute video about chopsticks and toothpaste...
*TIME WELL SPENT!*
at least wood chopsticks are degradable, if anything metal chopsticks are more harmful to the environment when people will inevitably dispose of them eventually, the emotional "more than a product, it's an idea" video seems so much like a scam, crazy
especially considering that titanium isn't even renewable
and plastic chopsticks do exist which arent a one time use and are a lot easier to make then metal ones
Aussie Kickstarter idea:
Good internet
I'm just saying but who saw a bowl of rice and said...
The best item to eat these with would be
Some sticks
🍚🥢
You've probably never used chopsticks
Not the koreans, whose traditional utensils are stainless steel chopsticks with a spoon for rice.
@Wes Prang Libtard
Well, I don’t actually know but I suspect it started out of necessity due to a lack of other eating utensils available at the time and after a slight learning curve they figured out that it would suffice and even had its pros.
According to the Townsends channel, people in the US used to eat with a butter knife so... it’s not that far off.
Me: I love when the beat drops in Slazo's outro
Slazo: **plays Minecraft music**
Lemaitre, may I have your song to play it as my outro?
To play it as your outro?
Yeeeeees
Actually plays subwoofer lullaby like a boss
MINECRAFT TIME
@Daily Trolling Epic gamer time.
Ok now this is epic
It's at 69 likes
I'm not going to disturb perfection
I’ve got a video idea for you
Accept the fact that you look like shaggy.
Ruh oh!
Zoinks scoob!
Incorrect
Zoinks
Hmmm... he does look like Mr. Lover lover doesn't he?
Bombastic, hmmm...
I'd say the toothpaste one was an attempt to make a 'handicap' product and failing at it terribly.
By far my favorite episode of Kickstarter Crap
pay me 476,000$ to make a new innovative game called mineblox which is minecraft and roblox combined
Will the currency be called Minebucks?
Take my money.
yeees pls make
fortnite and roblox combined
@@Ow-OMG fortnite is for gay babies
i'm pretty sure wood is more environmentally friendly than metal..
How? If you mean the biodegradability then sure. But using one metal pair for years is better than using a thousand wooden pairs.
Sisi Charriere maybe, depends how they got the wooden ones. Renewable tree farms are a thing and considering the energy cost to run a factory you’d probably have to use those chopsticks 1000s of times to make up for the amount of pollution they cost to make. Not to mention you’d have to get the metal by mining for it which is definitely not great for the environment.
Wooden chopsticks can still be reusable
especially since most chopsticks are made out of bamboo...
I have wooden chopsticks they just aren't one use
I lost it at the chef's hat worn 3 ways part. "So many options!" Haha!
>chooses to talk about furry Kickstarter
>too afraid to insult furries
I know, it was like he wanted to dislike it but couldn't figure out why.
It’s like, if he wants to not make fun of furries he could just pick a different kickstarter
That’s what I said. His video is making jokes about stuff. If he isn’t going to make any jokes. Then edit it out of the video.
Pixie Panda Plush but being a furry is retarded and it’s not okay fucking hate them
URTRIGGERED AF Just like "people" with usernames like yours
Where are you going to spit the toothpaste when you in the car 🤔
Ashtray or on bypassing pedestrians
@@simtexa always on the bypassing pedestrians. It is against nature to spit into an ashtray.
out the window duh
_Slazo is a furry._
Maddy Dumont i just said that
_italics_
Megabyte _yes_
HoneySuckleHusk good for yOu my guy 😂
owo * nuzzles *
“Nobody wringing out their chopsticks...getting chopstick extract-“
*That partnership is getting in your head*
I like it.
What happens if you lose a chop stick? Exactly. Join the metal fork gang
Brandan Miller
imagine having to hold your food just for it to drop out of your cutlery
*this post was made by metal fork gang*
Why stab something when you can scoop it up? #spoongang
Anonymous Guy imagine trying to be two things at once and failing to be either
#metalforkgang
Anonymous Guy I'm interested...
Ok but plastic toothbrushes with the toothpaste in them already exist I can’t be the only one who’s ever seen one
Average Trash Can I got one at the hospital a few weeks ago
My orthodontist gives us free ones
I haven't seen them but I'm not surprised they do already exist.
I was honestly going to comment this. I Am glad I am not the only one that knows these exist.
I usually use these kinds of toothbrushes in a dentist building after my dentist Appointments a year ago.
Third idea already excists. But better. It also adds water later so it cleans your mouth later AND you can get normal toothpaste for it
But think about this: Get one of those tails but instead of a tail, its an arm
The hoodie stuff looks like the sausage hat in sims
yeah, it does.
Oooof
Imagine having good merch
This comment was made by Slazo gang
Imagine having a good comment
This was made by alma gang
@@drewmanning4783 ouch i have been shot
That tooth brush; when you wake up in a strange house, hangover, and are late from work.
As a fursuit maker, I actually really like the digital idea! I'm working on a tail that sways on its own (but not mechanically) so t hats pretty neat
Pyrocinical looks extra fine here
Honestly the digitail would be cool if you could make like wings with it or something (or movie animatronics)
Sodaducky123 yeah
Fun fact, tech like that has existed for years. An ex-friend of mine showed me somethinglike it in 5th grade. It was cat ears the moved based on the electrical signals it detected from your head via a sensor.
The only reason I remember this is because you'd have to have bangs to hide the sensor and when I expressed wanting the cat ears, she told me I'd look stupid with bangs.
Forgive me for this rant, I just needed to get it off my chest, feel free to ignore this part: -Joke's on her, we both have bangs now and I look decent while she looks like the greasiest weaboo to ever walk the earth. She has straight cut bangs that don't match the curly thing she does with the back of her hair. My bangs are textured (which means the cut isn't uniform across, it has tiny chunks of slightly different lengths) and match the asymmetrical bob cut I have.-
I GOT A TITANIUM CUTLERY AD!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH YESS!!!!!!!
“Metal chopsticks”
Me, an intelectual: “china spoon”
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millions of people die because of sorry water...
...pay me $999,999,999 to get them some CLEAN WATER!
Salzo... I am looking at that section of hair on your head, the one on the left, and I am constantly imaging myself just brushing down flat
5:46 they literally give you $5 brushes at the dentist that work _exactly_ like that, for free....
Kickstarter: Let's make metal chopsticks to save the environment!
Korean chopsticks: I guess we're not metal then?
Why is the video upside down
you're upside down
Wooooosh
Hmmm🤔🤔
are you in australia? that might be the reason
@@harmaalintu if he was in australia the video would be normal
honestly if i was a furry (which im not) id prolly buy that tail
ostrich pillow hood, seeing hijabs & burkas: hey can i copy ur homewo-
lol at the chopstick “dangers” that show the boiled wooden chopsticks changing water color.... those are tannins, natural, safe, and non polluting. it’s what happens when u put wood in water, it leeches into hot water faster and it’s actually good for fish, it’s the reason river and creek water looks a bit brown tinted
You could argue that the toothbrush would be a good tool for some disabled people, but it's expensive and I'm pretty sure you still have to fill it yourself? So maybe not.
It might be good if you take care of a disabled person and have to brush their teeth for them, but they make these weird little mouth swab thingys for that. I think you can get a large, multi-count box of them for way less than that toothbrush.
You and Pyro would make a great couple
omg yeah
I like the fact the toothbrush people cunningly left out the less adorable and stylish bit of her having to spit out the toothpaste somewhere...
“Leading to further depletion of important natural resources”
The only resource being depleted is my money
I thought you could play Lemaitre without getting oofed by TH-cam
aren't metal chopsticks commonplace in south korea also? hmmm
Me: Abysmally awful.
Slazo (on every video): tRuLy tErRiBlE
Hope you make this a series mate, great to see someone good picking up the crap kickstarters, find it amazing how they can even exist.
It’s not gonna do shit if I buy those metal chopsticks it’s not gonna stop people from cutting down trees.
The digitail developer should've just made doctor octopus tentacle thingies instead of furry tails
Sutch missed potential
Somebody contact bad dragon
@@pixiepandaplush if you act
Iike an animal then you should be treated as such. Dont get why you furries actually become what you "guys" are
@@dex3625 Ah yes. Feed me, pet me, don't let me work, just let me sleep all day
@@dex3625 Try it, bitch💋
**Breathes in** Ok... Basically...
I'm *Mon Keigh*
The pure disgust on Slazo's face at 5:18 is priceless
this is just an upside down kickstarter crap
Your profile pic is my lockscreen
I truly needed this today
The toothbrush thing reminded me of Gremlins.
Kickstarter for "The Bathroom Buddy" now please.
Chopsticks are usually made from bamboo which is considered a weed in a lot of places, that shit is super renewable and they are definitely fine for the environment because they break down easily too. If you’re really worried use a fork
ALRIGHT HEAR ME OUT!
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*WATER!*
Big_Bruddah The Show is it clean?
@@curban-green1641 THE CLEANEST WATER THAT HAS EVER MOISTURIZED THE INSIDE OF A BOTTLE!
INTRODUCING OXYGEN 2
All my life I survived on dihydrogen monoxide, but then I drank water and it changed my life.
I'd buy a hood like that to be honest. Not *that* one because it's fugly though
There are different prints of the same thing already on the market.
there are different prints of the same thing already on the market
there Are different prints of the same thing already on the market
There are different prints of the same thing already on the market.
There are different prints of the same thing already on the market
1:55 That guy looks like the kid in my grade 8 class that tried to be cool but failed miserably.
slazo:spends 4 minutes talking about metal chopsticks
then talks about a mechanical furrie tail afterwards
Please make more of these I miss idubbbz Kickstarter ones
Animals pretending to be humans: Ok.
Humans pretending to be animals: Go to hell!
Me: *visible confusion*
We're all really animals.
Honestly, hating on furries is weird and I'm glad that Slazo was pretty cool about it.
Slazo: Lemaitre can have permission for Outro
Lemaitre: for Outro
Slazo: yeeeeees
Actually plays a minecraft ost
MINECRAFT TIME
ostrich pillow hood- just,, wear a normal hoodie I can't, even wrap my mind around _why_