Buy the game. You'll get: - sexy machines - stupid and good designs - hell reimagined to be modern - a thesis on why hell and heaven don't work, and what was the lord's plans - stupidly depressing lore - fighting with a Twink angel, a husband material king, and muscular boulder guy, all while covering you two in oil and bodily fluids - the last statement can be entirely justified within the lore - amazing movement and game mechanics - community making ULTRAKILL 2 and ULTRAKILL 3 already - it's sorta cheap, and when it finishes it'll get more expensive to buy now - it's good.
In my view, basketballs should be filled with heavy whipping cream. Over the course of the game, all the dribbling may eventually whip the cream into butter. This will surely make the basketball more difficult to dribble. However, the winning team will be awarded a delicious basketball filled with butter! Pretty neat!
![ULTRAKILL: Full Game Any% in 11:11.199 IGT [WR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gA39nPeU0Bo/mqdefault.jpg)
this guy definitely plays videogames. i think.
What was your first clue? I couldn’t notice anything
This is the first gameplay of ultrakill I've ever seen. I have zero clue what the fuck is going on
Buy the game. You'll get:
- sexy machines
- stupid and good designs
- hell reimagined to be modern
- a thesis on why hell and heaven don't work, and what was the lord's plans
- stupidly depressing lore
- fighting with a Twink angel, a husband material king, and muscular boulder guy, all while covering you two in oil and bodily fluids
- the last statement can be entirely justified within the lore
- amazing movement and game mechanics
- community making ULTRAKILL 2 and ULTRAKILL 3 already
- it's sorta cheap, and when it finishes it'll get more expensive to buy now
- it's good.
Even after P ranking the whole game still zero clue
See I’ve been playing this game for a bit now and i don’t get anything either ngl
@@Felasonic12 You convinced me bro, I'm buying it!
@@Felasonic12 the community is already making ultrakill 2 and 3??
"oh 11 hours? damn thats impressive, it took me da- why is the video only 17 minutes"
YOOOOO same but then I remember this is Megadeath game
bro thinks a speedrun of this kinda game will take 11 hours
Niko oneshot pfp and is also cracked at Ultrakill...
This aint even a coincidence no more
my man, 2s off WR is just wild - W run
I felt that pain during the end of 5-3
Mhm... :(
In my view, basketballs should be filled with heavy whipping cream. Over the course of the game, all the dribbling may eventually whip the cream into butter. This will surely make the basketball more difficult to dribble. However, the winning team will be awarded a delicious basketball filled with butter! Pretty neat!
you'll regret it
NICE! I hope you get WR soon, zen! ❤
WR soon lmao 🔥🔥🔥
gg darkn
Nicely played!
damn hope you get it soon
Truly a "not a speed runner" moment
Gabriel: Machine.... what the actual fuck was that
my goat wasnt even locked innn🔥🔥🔥🔥
LITERALLY LOL
as an ultrakill speedrunner i can confirm that this is a speedrun
and as an ultrakill casual player i can confirm this is normal gameplay
actually goated run
Cool Niko pfp 😎🤙
How do you make the background of livesplit clear?
Eating to this rn
11:21 fumbled so hard he lost the wr
sorry for breathing the same air as you 😔
darkn doing it he is doing it
and yes why did u do the slower 7-1 out of bounds
@@Devilhunter__ it's what i'm consistent with, i can't get the wallbounce consistently enough to be confident doing it in full game
@ even with ww?
@@Devilhunter__ it'll only be a touch faster, not worth it
@ oh
you WILL get wr, you have the ability and time saves
nuh uh
perchance hight is limiting you (congrats short king)
I love how nobody can beat kolta in full game wr, maybe soon someone will
What's kolta?
@@gamerlegendroblox1074RealGuy, he change his name
imagine it was brutal and not harmless
that'd be crazy lmao
If you were taller would've gotten wr (congrats tho lil shortie)
:c (thank you)
@Zenkn :>
@@Asherless :>
seeing that vid and the next ones, if it's recorded in one day, that's godlike.
YUP, same day
now do it again but do all the secret levels too
might as well just do ng100 atp lol
1:10 if you had done trigger skip(don't know the name of it) it might have been wr
i purposely stopped doing trigger skips because i was very inconsistent at them lol, also no i blame 4-2, 5-3, 5-4, 6-1, and 6-2
Just asking how many hours of gameplay you have?
when are you doing full 7-3😡
when i decide to bother learning it frfr
Why do you have 200 health constantly? Just curious
harmless
@ ohhhh makes sense
Its so dark and twisted
i thought coinadding a hideous mass was cool until i saw you vaporize 2 of them by doing whatever the hell that was 😰
this guy wouldve got first if not for the 2-3 stray that broke
Crackhead gameplay
this is what i think will happen if v1 downloads a macro software. or something.
Niiiiiko
He actualy kill EARTHMOVER 17:21 with one rocket?
tragic
literally how allowed
cause it's allowed
Definitely not a speed runner
i'm not
you paused...
invalid...
Nah next run is it