"I'll manifest my foot in your destiny.".."He said he's gonna murder you" LMFAO I'M DEAD!!😂😂😂😂 As A New Mexican I am laughing so hard at this spot on portrayal.
Years ago at a bonfire place on the river. A buddy and I pitched a baby gator less than 4 foot into his brother's blazer while he was having quality time with his girlfriend. The gator was not hurt and my buddy had a nephew right at 9 months later. I wonder if his brother was distracted 🤔
You people who aren't from Florida don't understand just how funny and accurately represented it is. Before I knew Ben is from here, I looked at my brother and said, "He has to be from Florida because people who aren't from here or haven't lived here for a long ass time would not be able to so accurately represented this weird ass state." Ben, I enjoy your comedy and hope to be able to catch one of your shows when things they start up again. :3
@@PlagueNPestilence Because it's so true!! I feel like some other states can be accurately represented by people not from or haven't lived in that state for a long time, but not Florida. We are so crazy that if you haven't been here for a while you quite grasp the crazy. X3
I'm from Dothan AL, so growing up, i got to see the best of AL, FL, and GA. AL and GA are just dumb, but FL is definitely its own thing lol! And it's so fitting that FL and LA are friends (i lived in LA for a few years, and it's the only state that can match FL's manic intensity).
Or if our water is safe to drink… or if we wash clothes in the rio grande, or how amazing it is that I speak such good English, or asking where I park my burro when I go shopping at the mesquite or Mercado. 😂
@@dorismidge8762 I told my MIL who has always been a northerner, mostly living in WI, she should come be a TA here. She said, "I don't speak Spanish." 🤣😂🤣😂 Like, lady, neither does your son! How do you think he's gotten by?
@@DragonDancer because while I grew up in Albuquerque, that also means I went to pubic school there. when I couldn't figure out how to spell something, they threw me in Special Education and gave up on me. while my spelling has gotten better I still make mistakes.
@@DragonDancer nah you good. I don't pick up on jokes and sarcasm like other people, so I tend to take things in the worse way. I hope you have a wonderful day.
You have an impressive collection of state shirts, hats and jerseys. Your talent for regional accents and mannerisms is also impressive. I’ve just binged your entire channel and loved every moment.
THIS GUY NAILED IT🤣🤣🤣 right down to the "I know, huh?" AND the use of "eh" we're just Mexican Canadians which explains my pasty whiteness🤣🤣🤣 I must say you missed my favorite "Burqueño-ism" which is "a la Verga" but that doesn't take away from this nugget of internet GOLD😂
Yes that’s why he put in that New Mexico has the worst education even when Flordia tries to make school bad in Flordia also I don’t remember New Mexico ever being it’s own country.
If you need help with Arizona, I got you! The strangest thing here was it was a "recommended quarantine" When for awhile golf courses and happy salons were considered "essential" Bonus points if you have a golf Polo and a golf visor/hat for an outfit...
I am just catching up to all the states, but as a New Mexican I must say that the portrayal of my state is just really really.... SO FREAKING AWESOME. Like you nailed us dude. Are you single? I have a daughter. Or if you're from Utah, I have two...
when they said Colorado disrespects their green chile, I looked away with my mouth stuffed with smothered in Green Chile Colorado 3 Margaritas Enchiladas.
Ben I love your comedy! I live in Central Florida and can totally relate! I hope you're going to do every state! I'm following the heck out of these ( Corona) State checks! And all the rest of what you do!🤗😎🌴🌞🦎
I'm dead... apk.... could a went with Toho! Or Econ. To be fair, I'm a native of central Florida and have never been able to pronounce the name of Lake Toho. But I legit fell of the couch today. Your freaking awesome.
Saw this on by our channel after enjoying your shorts and clicked so fast. This state is insanity and absolutely beautiful bafoonery. I should know after living here for so long - keep doing what you’re doing!
Once I called my mother woman. She starts driving when I'm setting up my McDonald's and it almost knocked my food down so I just burst out "Don't be hasty woman!" She proceeded to break down laughing. The best part is neither of us to this day have any idea where I had even learned the word hasty from.
Im new to new Mexico, however the first thing I was told is, when asked which is better red or green the only correct answer is Christmas which is both.
My rule is first time at a restaurant you say Christmas figure out which one is best and then forever order that one. Because it depends some places have better red and some better green bur honestly the safe bet is almost always gonna be green
OMG! You said, "Roswell is ALL sick, huh?" That's exactly how a burqueño (a person from Albuquerque) would speak! Seriously though, your New Mexico was spot on. It was all sick!
The uncalled for aggression, the questionable pride, the zia tattoo with a norteño accent? He got us boys.
I have a dang Zia tattoo on my shoulder man😂😂
I put my head down after I heard the Zia tattoo. lmao!
He does have us.
lol not to bad for the 505 but he forgot the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
We got busted lol
“English is my second language. Remember when I was Spanish for 200 years? Weird!”
and because of north cuba-miami we speak Spanglish
Historically, many states would have English as a second language.
Theoretically Texas would have French as a second language with Spanish being
actually not really forgotten more of "I can barely speak it"
Yep. Pennsylvania primarily spoke German.
"I'll manifest my foot in your destiny.".."He said he's gonna murder you" LMFAO I'M DEAD!!😂😂😂😂 As A New Mexican I am laughing so hard at this spot on portrayal.
Ikr
Fuckin Dry Heat Wet Heat combo got DC fucked up
@@owlfans2669 No, it's ikh ("I know, huh?").
“Let’s see if you come back in three days” - best line ever!
Solid break-up line XD
I would go missing and my body still not be found.
Are we gonna just blow over the fact that New Mexico has the MOST PHDS PER CAPITA yet is rated as the worst state for public schools........ just how?
Los Alamos National Lab
Online colleges
Smart people move there. NM dosnt make them.
@@dmurphy1578 NMSU makes engineers, they just never stay here after, most are foreigners.
Los Alamos
Little did Ben know, "tell me about the aliens " would become the The Table quote of all time.
🤣🤣 Ben has it on point with calling Mama “Woman,”. And FL, English being the second language 🤣🤣🤣 keep it up Ben!!!
“We throw alligators through drive thru windows you have Chile” 😂😂😂😂
Welcome to Chile's😂
I've seen the Florida Man post that one came from
Years ago at a bonfire place on the river.
A buddy and I pitched a baby gator less than 4 foot into his brother's blazer while he was having quality time with his girlfriend.
The gator was not hurt and my buddy had a nephew right at 9 months later.
I wonder if his brother was distracted 🤔
@@williambenton9042 Haha, both the gator through wendy's and the arrested kangaroo were in my town.
@@ryanbernard6152 Wow! As someone who lives in South Georgia, Florida's really somethin'
You people who aren't from Florida don't understand just how funny and accurately represented it is. Before I knew Ben is from here, I looked at my brother and said, "He has to be from Florida because people who aren't from here or haven't lived here for a long ass time would not be able to so accurately represented this weird ass state."
Ben, I enjoy your comedy and hope to be able to catch one of your shows when things they start up again. :3
I said the same thing lol!
@@PlagueNPestilence Because it's so true!! I feel like some other states can be accurately represented by people not from or haven't lived in that state for a long time, but not Florida. We are so crazy that if you haven't been here for a while you quite grasp the crazy. X3
I'm from Dothan AL, so growing up, i got to see the best of AL, FL, and GA. AL and GA are just dumb, but FL is definitely its own thing lol! And it's so fitting that FL and LA are friends (i lived in LA for a few years, and it's the only state that can match FL's manic intensity).
Trust me I'm from AL and we know exactly how y'all are🤣🤣
Which is why I watch these over and over and crack up laughing every time. I love my state. 🐊🩴😎
"It's like these kids WANNA learn"
"Wack"
@@ElForrest-Okey alabama schools in a nutshell
*w a c k*
"I just thought you were part of Mexico"
The amount of times I've heard this is unbearable.
Or if our water is safe to drink… or if we wash clothes in the rio grande, or how amazing it is that I speak such good English, or asking where I park my burro when I go shopping at the mesquite or Mercado. 😂
@@dorismidge8762 I told my MIL who has always been a northerner, mostly living in WI, she should come be a TA here. She said, "I don't speak Spanish." 🤣😂🤣😂 Like, lady, neither does your son! How do you think he's gotten by?
Amen to that brother.
"Your English is so good" 😑
As someone from Albuquerque, I can confirm that we have the best chili in America, the balloon fiesta is dope, and public schools are shit. good job.
If you're from Albuquerque.... Why did you spell chile wrong? 🤔
@@DragonDancer because while I grew up in Albuquerque, that also means I went to pubic school there. when I couldn't figure out how to spell something, they threw me in Special Education and gave up on me. while my spelling has gotten better I still make mistakes.
@@lucuslobo I'm sorry, I was trying to make a joke but clearly it wasn't funny. I apologize.
@@DragonDancer nah you good. I don't pick up on jokes and sarcasm like other people, so I tend to take things in the worse way. I hope you have a wonderful day.
Hey! Nice to meet another person from Albuquerque.
You have an impressive collection of state shirts, hats and jerseys. Your talent for regional accents and mannerisms is also impressive. I’ve just binged your entire channel and loved every moment.
"We throw alligators through windows" that whole story was epic! 🤣😂🤣
You know what Florida calls the story of a dude throwing an alligator through a drive through window? Typical Wednesday.
imagine if ben did anywhere in australia
To be fair, New Mexico’s Green chile is GREAT
I definitely prefer green over red. Red is always slightly bitter :(
Best in the world, Hatch Green Chile
Proud of you for getting the key phrases of New Mexico in there 😂 this was all sick bro!
I know huh? 😂
Eeee I know huh. Alaverga
Ya huh bro.
Didn't even realize how much I say "I know, huh" until this and now I feel attacked lmao #NewMexicoTrue
Same...
If you're from Mora or Las Vegas, you say it like "I know ha!" Lol
I know, huh and oh yees.
I'm from Texas... And I say that more than is necessary also. 😬
I know, huh. That's all sick!
THIS GUY NAILED IT🤣🤣🤣 right down to the "I know, huh?" AND the use of "eh" we're just Mexican Canadians which explains my pasty whiteness🤣🤣🤣 I must say you missed my favorite "Burqueño-ism" which is "a la Verga" but that doesn't take away from this nugget of internet GOLD😂
“I’ll manifest my foot in your destiny!” I love that line
As a Floridian the public school joke hit real close to home super accurate 😂😂
Here’s a New Mexico joke for everybody:
“Why is NM so windy? Because Texas sucks and Arizona blows.”
I live in new Mexico I love that joke lol
A la vay!
Yes that’s why he put in that New Mexico has the worst education even when Flordia tries to make school bad in Flordia also I don’t remember New Mexico ever being it’s own country.
😝😝😝🔥🔥🔥 I was born n raised in Texas, living in Phoenix Arizona now LMAO 😂
Mira guey, I'm laughing
If you need help with Arizona, I got you! The strangest thing here was it was a "recommended quarantine" When for awhile golf courses and happy salons were considered "essential"
Bonus points if you have a golf Polo and a golf visor/hat for an outfit...
Your way to call Arizona into the meeting should be about Arizona Tea and how it's actually a product from New York...
@@DonovanPresents or just say "Phoenix isn't /that/ hot
“Hey Arizona, how’s your green tea?”
*raises golf club menacingly*
What is a "happy salon"? Is that a typo or a euphemism for something?
"I'll manifest my foot in your destiny!"😂😂
This made me so happy. I miss New Mexico and our green chile. 🤣
I am just catching up to all the states, but as a New Mexican I must say that the portrayal of my state is just really really....
SO FREAKING AWESOME. Like you nailed us dude. Are you single? I have a daughter. Or if you're from Utah, I have two...
😂😂😂
“YOU NEED ME”
“No-“
Lol yes bro we need to see more of New Mexico. Shit maybe everyone else will stop thinking we’re apart of Mexico
But you are.....apart. From New Mexico.😏😒
You, good sir, are a beautiful thing that the entire world needs to recognize more. Thank you, Florida.
I'm not American but I get so much joy from these videos.
When he said "i thought you were part of Mexico" i got Vietnam flashbacks
Yeah no kidding. 49th in education but everytime I'm in another state there is always someone who thinks we're a part of Mexico smh
Ben ,I so look forward to these meetings. It has been my saving grace during this pandemic. Thank you.
when they said Colorado disrespects their green chile, I looked away with my mouth stuffed with smothered in Green Chile Colorado 3 Margaritas Enchiladas.
Eh, what?
I must say these videos have been my favorite content these last few weeks. They brighten up my days 😁 thank you
Oof that funding cut joke hit me right in the gut lol.
for real if I call my mom "woman" I would of been slapped to neverland
Am I the only one who can do this and
not get punished cuz I do regularly
@@Tired-and-cold probably TwT
Alate Bibliophile yeah, me too.
Then again, I'm well over twice her size and I made it REAL clear in my teens that laying hands on me was unwise.
I do it. She hates. I say Jesus said it. She hates that I'm right even more.
@@Pyreleaf How exactly did you make it clear to your mother? It sounds like you threatened or hurt her.
I love how Florida Man has essientally become an actual spirit.
"English is my second language" YES. YES AND THANK YOU. I'm like 4th generation white bread descendant but yooooo, this hit home.
"It's like they want to learn." Growing up in Florida never was so accurate!
Omg i love this i found you on tiktok and had to sub you here too love your work
He got the hoodie right. It's the only kind we have in New Mexico.
I have one and I love it
@@pattisharick8191 Same here, they're great.
"Your ability to make all things suck" never had a more true statement been made.
Ben I love your comedy! I live in Central Florida and can totally relate! I hope you're going to do every state! I'm following the heck out of these ( Corona) State checks! And all the rest of what you do!🤗😎🌴🌞🦎
I'm dead... apk.... could a went with Toho! Or Econ. To be fair, I'm a native of central Florida and have never been able to pronounce the name of Lake Toho.
But I legit fell of the couch today. Your freaking awesome.
According to one his videos there is no such thing as a “native” Floridian. Melting Pot of the country!
Little did we know "tell me about the aliens" would be an iconic line
I love your videos!! I know we really don’t do much and we have three distinct personality’s but I would love to see you do Tennessee!!
I laughed when Florida said it's like people want to learn here. I'm from Florida and running a mile in this heat don't even get me started
He said "Roswells all sick, huh?"!! Lmfao!! If that ain't a New Mexico way to say things.
I love the accuracy in all these videos! 😂
WOOOOOOW I missed this one the first time around. AWESOME.
As a New Mexican this was great
I gotta say, being from Ocala myself, he is flipping hilarious! Outstanding!
The shiny stuff under Florida arm on the left just adds to his personality lol
The "we don't do that anymore" followed up by "you should"
Killed me considering how often I use that first line
I’d just like to say that you did New Mexico perfectly
Finally we got our own place at the table! 😂 red vs green, Red for the win!
"Tell me about the aliens!" Ah-HA! I finally found the quote!
Bring in Hawaii they have volcanos so Florida would like that
I hope you do it
Hawaii only calls over the phone because of how far it is
California has a supervolcano. Most people don't know that.
this captures my state so well. thank you for finally introducing nm. i wanted to see how you would handle it.
your the best! I love these!!
From now on I will be sighing in anger management. 😂🤣😂🤣
As someone from utah I was waiting for utah to join the conversation when it was about church
This might be the best one yet 🤣.
You gotta bring Michigan back, though. Our Governer opened half the state just to go on vacation 🤣.
I need to see them discuss this
Love the videos ben u have been popping up on my for you page on tiktok and I'm really enjoying these videos they are hilarious
I live in NM and that's pretty accurate. You need more "eh" you would think how people say it so much here they are from Canada
" I would have been the second going of Jesus" !! Ha ha, hilarious, man that's Colbert material, especially the way you "guys" deliver it.
“I’ll manifest my foot in your destiny” I died ☠️☠️
Every time i see the abbrevation "DC" i think dry cleaning mainly bc i work at a dry cleaners and thats the abbrevations we use for dry cleaning. xD
Saw this on by our channel after enjoying your shorts and clicked so fast. This state is insanity and absolutely beautiful bafoonery. I should know after living here for so long - keep doing what you’re doing!
Once I called my mother woman. She starts driving when I'm setting up my McDonald's and it almost knocked my food down so I just burst out "Don't be hasty woman!" She proceeded to break down laughing. The best part is neither of us to this day have any idea where I had even learned the word hasty from.
Lmfao I just found these and the patrons went from like 4-100 real quick 🤣 good to see the support
literally everyone in new mexico all the time for no reason:
Im new to new Mexico, however the first thing I was told is, when asked which is better red or green the only correct answer is Christmas which is both.
thats if youre up north, its green down south. lol.
My rule is first time at a restaurant you say Christmas figure out which one is best and then forever order that one. Because it depends some places have better red and some better green bur honestly the safe bet is almost always gonna be green
omg, as a native Floridian, I love your depictions of FL in these videos! 😂😂😂
Slowly but surely I'm seeing where all the phrases from the intro come from 😂
"I'll take manifest destiny for 500" BUCKLED! 🤣🤣🤣
this is where "tell me about the aliens" comes from lets gooooo
I need more Cali!!! I love these though, thanks!
Love the upgraded backgrounds!
Love the new backgrounds.
That’s exactly the response every waiter in Santa Fe gave when I asked whether the red or the green was hotter
Damn... You did a great job even getting the Albuquerque slang terms right 😂😂
As someone from New Mexico- I approve of this message
I don’t live in America nor do i know any states BUT i like florida in these sketches 😂😂
so this is where the "tell me about the aliens" line is from
0:43 The “let’s see if you come back in three days” sent me.
The basic fact that he said the federal government sucks is an absolute understatement
I miss these guys so much
OMG! You said, "Roswell is ALL sick, huh?" That's exactly how a burqueño (a person from Albuquerque) would speak!
Seriously though, your New Mexico was spot on. It was all sick!
As a resident of NM... Thank you 🙂
The Texas Flag behind Texas- that made me laugh so much! Texas would totally put up something like that!
fun fact! woman was used as a term of enderment, kinda like when you call your brother bro
Haha from Las Cruces NM dis foo nailed it all sick 🤣🤣
APK represent!! Thanks for the mention
New Mexico: I know huh? Lol
Omg. This is amazing. Please add AZ to this
Florida is by far my favorite state at the table
You're amazing.
As a New Mexican we do all that have the best green chili
Man that was spot on NM right there
Orale 🤣🤣🤣 can’t wait for AZ to join!