Texas Joins the Table
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- Break out your mums and ask your partner for a square dance, because Texas is joining the table!
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I was waiting for Alaska to pop up and say. "He only says he's the best cause he can't say he's the biggest. Ain't that right little buddy."
That would have been golden
🤣🤣🤣
What a wasted opportunity
That has already happened
As a Texan i can say it is annoying that we are only the second biggest on population and size
Florida: "We teach state history here too. But it is just an elective and it's called Spanish." Lol Living in Florida this made me literally laugh out loud.
😂 that killed me
Bro same
"that would be an adorable wedding vow" florida, stop, you’re feeding the shippers :)
I’m pretty sure he does that all the time with Louisiana or something.
Yeah definitely feeding the shippers
@@lucasisofdarkness5423 you guys keep misspelling "strippers". This is Florida we're talking about.
Headcanon: Florida writes fic of all the other states, territories, and government entities, not because he ships anyone, but because he strives to write the fic that will disturb the subject the most. Louis helps him because Florida's barely literate.
@@fairycat23funnily enough, i think there's already a fanfic of that on ao3
"Texas joins the table"
Me: did they ever leave??
Oh, believe me, they've tried
@@TheHayatesoul they SAY they've tried. but they've made zero effort to even walk towards the door
@@honeyham6788 it’s literally not legal anymore?
@@tfluck02 actually texas is the one state that can still secede most likely due to the fact that they were their own country
@@yeahimomaha didn’t know that! I mean, I knew about the Texas being it’s own country for a short while bit, but not about them being legally able to secede.
Praise Whataburger, Buccees, and the HEB. Amen.
As a Texan that was almost perfect. Like 9.5/10. Point deducted because the hand clapping wasn't quite right. And honestly, you want to find a Texan in any crowd? Do what Florida did. It will work.
I'm so mad but it really does 😭😂
No matter what state I go to, I can always find other Texans when they're around. It's fun 😂
This trick will work anywhere except Austin lol
@@alphawulf8224 Whaaat noooo. Maybe if you're in an area with little Texans but it's like... the law. You have to clap.
@@ambers5207 I know I was just joking
I love the fast one on Florida.
"Mums."
Moms.
"Mums."
Moms.
"Mums."
Mums.
"Thats right."
Dammit.
Fun fact I'm a Virginian who's first homecoming is this weekend and My Texan Mom nearly made me a Mum, I just declined because I'm not wearing one of those to my First Homecoming in Virginia.
As a texan, this was the most honest and relatable thing I've ever seen.
SAME. I moved a couple years ago (to Montana) and my literal step one every time I visit home is a Whataburger. Dude's got us pegged
Yes it is
As an alaskan I have to say. Aww hey little buddy
Same, my only critique is Bucees technically is not a truck stop.
@@orbitalchild yeah it's more like a church
"Texas Joins The Table'
*is literally one of the main characters that appeared first at the Table* XD
"Whataburger is the best fast food burger you'll ever have in your life."
I actually gotta agree with him there, Whataburger is goddamn delicious.
True, but he’s never had a formal introduction to the Table. Every state deserves the chance to be roasted by Florida!
@@SickSilckMan I feel like he hasn't had Five Guys. The only chain burgers worth eating
@@rd6203 I'm a Mass native, and I do enjoy me some Five Guys, but I still gotta give it to Whataburger.
@@rd6203 They're two different classes of burgers and therefore can't be properly held to the same standards, imo. Five Guys is counter service sit down class, Whataburger is drive thru class. That being said, they're both tasty!
Florida tried to pull a duck season/rabbit season on Texas and it backfired spectacularly! 😂😂😂 Ahhh the classics!
Also, the abject defeat at 4:41 had me rolling!
I'm ASTOUNDED he was able to leave on the barbeque line without the Carolinas or Loui trying to beat him up
Yea no one attacks texas but texas
@@acezenfu3293
Alaska.
I'd say Texas has the second best barbeque in the nation, because Texas is second at everything.
@@wta1518
The first time Texas barbecue was brought up, he was in a food fight with the Carolinas (NC’s intro video), Missouri (Kansas City), Kentucky (Louisville Bourbon), and Tennessee (Memphis).
I’ll be honest, NC BBQ is the best.
@@wta1518
Here’s the full interaction:
NC; “North Carolina BBQ is #1 in the country for a reason.”
SC; (Logs In) “Oh-oh, things like that are exactly why nobody respects little brothers. I clearly have the best.”
TX; (Logs In) “Woah, hold your horses there, partner.”
MO; (Logs In) “Oh, are we talkin’ BBQ?”
KY; (Logs In) “Can’t have BBQ w/out Bourbon.”
TN; (Logs In) “Y’all were gonna talk BBQ w/out talkin’ Memphis?! (Dramatic Pause) Disgraceful.
FL; “(Giggles in FL)… I love food fights.”
Im suprised Austin didn't claw his way out for a few seconds
Ugh. Austin is not Texas. They're just California-lite
@@TallCFarms the lore
@@TallCFarms Austin is great, just don’t live there. The rent is abhorrent
@@oclone120 I visit for the food, and the SXSW. But, mostly its a drive by to other, better places.
@@TallCFarms no the people from California is Austin are that. As a person born and raised in Austin it’s not anywhere near as bad as our reputation is
As Someone who has lived across several states, I stand by HEB being the best.
How does it compare to HyVee?
YES I miss my H-E-B!!!
I’m a 5th gen Texas and had no idea what an HEB was 😔😭
@@liv4177 😮whaaat?! How is that possible??
tsk tsk tsk...bad Texan lol
@@mlopez2803 😢 😭 I didn’t try tooo i’m so sorry Texan gods! This is why me must succeed! These sleazy other states have infected my Texan ways 😡
As a Texan I appreciated the call. I will also say that the flag code thing was good to have clarified. My only correction would be Buc-ee's as they are only a gas station. They have signs all around the one near me saying no trucks.
Then that's a poor excuse for a buc-ee's then because all of the ones I've been to is a truck stop
@@Hationor I grew up in Lake Jackson, where they’re based. We had 10 or 12 in a 15 mile radius. Many are just (really high quality) gas stations, but the real big ones out on the interstate are truck stops. You can have both.
As someone who worked at Buc-ee's they're fine with trucks stopping and getting gas. But they won't let them park and sleep.
@@DoctorJ48 except the ones that are actually truck stops.
It’s a super store with clean bathrooms.
" That's why we teach them Texas history", & Remember the Alamo
Jesus Christ, I'm a Texan and I... yeah. Everything was spot on. Nail on the head accurate. It wasn't even exaggerated. It was just correct. If you're not from texas, you may think he was playing it up for laughs, but no. He wasn't.
I moved to Georgia from Texas, and people always ask me what it's like. "It's its own thing". That's the only way I can describe Texas. It's flat and it's it's own thing lol. Still love it, and heck yeah they have best BBQ in the nation! No BBQ sauce required
If anything, he may have under-exaggerated it...
Heb here everything is Better🤣🤣🤣
all i know, Ca lies a lot
@@elephanty8857 It’s certainly not just flat. Sincerely, someone who moved from flat West Texas to very hilly East Texas
It’s good that the “Don’t Mess With Texas” got clarified. There are so many people that *live* here that don’t know it’s original purpose was as an anti litter campaign.
It was an outstandingly well done anti litter campaign.
@@shawnr771 Well, it was a well done slogan. I wouldn’t say a now forgotten campaign did well though.
@@DeathnoteBB They switched to Adopt a Highway.
Our community participates and cleans up a 2 mile stretch on the main road leading to the community.
We do it twice a year during community clean up days.
You mean to tell me it wasn’t demonstrating that the United States Air Force would bomb anybody that litters with a B-17.
I love how Texas and Oklahoma hate each other but also ride hard for each other and won’t leave their conference without each other 😂
I learned this week that apparently everybody else hates TX even more than we do, and I honestly don't know how to process that information.😅
Spot on! I forgot about the Texas Pledge. I think that was in 4th or 5th grade for me. But everything was insanely spot on. Missed on how Texas is big on agricultural, so science electives are very important. Not to be a scientist, but to be able to take care of your livestock. Basically become your own vet
Honor the Texas flag. I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas. One state under God. One and indivisible.
I still know it by rote. We said that thing every. Damn. Morning. Elementary through high school.
Go to your class room. Morning bell rings and the overhead says, "please stand for the pledge of allegiance."
Stand with right hand over heart for national pledge. Move hand away from heart and hold the arm at an angle to the side (like when someone in court swears to be truthful) with your hand about level with your head and say, "Honor the Texas flag. I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas. One state under God, one and indivisible."
Moment of silence. Begin class.
Every. Damn. Day.
@@elliehiggins8768 You know, they changed that since I graduated. When I was in high school, that "under god" part wasn't part of it.
Pretty excellent for a intro for a main character that's been here the whole time :)
Next up, Cali
As a Texan I can attest that everything stated was accurate 😅. We have our own pledge and recite it after the American one. The mums are mostly around homecoming and have bells on them along with trinkets, and can be Up to 30pounds. We also have the best brisket no question about it. And yes in 5th grade we spent a week learning how to square dance, line dance, and a few others. Texas history is required aside world and American history. Buc-ee's is awesome has extremely clean restrooms it's more of a large truck stop though and whataburger is actually good (they have locations in other states as well but not as many). HEB is amazing and they give out lots of free samples. Oh and we have Bluebonnet, catfish and fair festivals. We have an abundance of ranches as well and rodeos are so important people will take a leave off of school or work to go compete, often counting as a UIL credit or win cash money the events can be anything from art to floral to animal husbandry (we also have something called a rodeo clown). We focus a lot on agriculture, and Houston is the cultural center of the south! It's very flat and depending on where you visit it can be humid all year and blistering hot or dry and snowy! Fun fact Austin started the breakfast taco, and howdy is said but very infrequently unless you're at the rodeo, joking around, or are from out in the country. You can also find a Texas flag pretty much anywhere you look, all of my classes had a flag and usually there is some type of Texas pun or star shaped art (Texas is the lone star state) The rangers are the best, seriously they sent a swat team to take out a hijacked 18 wheeler and the swat team couldn't do it so the rangers went off roading and got onto the road with the car and shot out the tires. And most of the people in Texas should know a fairly decent amount of Texas unless they dropped out of highschool 😃
I never learned how to line dance or square dance. I went to school in Dallas until the middle of my sophomore year and now im in San Antonio. I remember seeing people break out into a line dance and me just starting not knowing what to do
@@andrianawilliamsI live in Houston and they taught us how to square dance in kindergarten but I’ve completely forgotten every bit of it.
I'm surprised Austin didn't make an appearance somehow
I was hoping for that!
Austin just got hit with a ton of covid. He's too sick to show up 😬
Or Houston
Austin must never be out
@@emberandfriendsanimations2454 or El Paso
“Your kids have to build their own moms?” 🤣 Well the line dancing won’t help with that🤣
Watching the bloopers and you can just see Ben's face revert to Florida whenever he makes a mistake
Well Buc-ee’s is a “car stop”, they don’t like big trucks pulling in there… and the Iowa 80 is the world’s largest truck stop.
Yep, not a truck stop. No Semis allowed. It's just the biggest and best "car stop".
I just can't figure out why they skipped over Louisiana and built in Alabama, Florida, and soon Mississippi. 😡
The best truck stop is Love’s
Louisiana was dicking with them and they got tired of their shit and left.
@@police428 that’s highly dependent on where you are in the country, through some areas Pilots are way better… the one thing that is consistent is that TA is the worst!
it's the united states biggest gas station.
HEB literally IS the best. Don't talk about our beloved HEB.
When I moved to northern Texas for school I learned I took HEB for granted and have been shopping exclusively when I can
It is what I miss most since moving from Texas ... my nearest HEB was a premiere testing store. o.m.g. I miss it so much.
@@Govgrav506 I moved back to Michigan a few years back. Only thing I miss from Texas is HEB.
@@erinpenn7745 I feel ya...I've been away from my state for over 20 yrs...got to visit a couple months ago..1st thing I did..Whataburger in Texarkana & went to my hometown H-E-B, bought like 4 gebhert chili powders..
Spoken like someone whose never been to a Publix.
I clicked so fast 😂 I remember in college talking to a guy about mums and he looked at me like I lost my mind cause I think it’s just a Texas thing.
ik a lot of ppl use mum as another word for mom, so they were probably just as confused as florida and i were xD
Yes! The more I try to explain this to non Texans, the more I realize how strange it is.
Isn't a mum a type of flower?
@@teacherverina kind of? mum is normally short for chrysanthemums, but also used as another word for mom.
@@teacherverina yes, and they are called mums because it's actually a large fake white chrysanthemum with ribbons and trinkets glued to it in your school's colors. You then pin the huge thing on the front of your shirt for the homecoming football game. I didn't know it was just a Texas thing. But it is a huge tradition. My sister had 3 of them, each mum is as big as your face and the ribbons can be over 3 feet in length. They are gigantic. Normally you have to make them yourself, but some people have made a business of making and selling them for $50 a pop.
Timing on his “deep in the heart of Texas” was way off. He should be ashamed. Lol
Florida man did his best. He ain't from 'round here, after all.
He did too many claps before he said deep in the heart of Texas lmao
As someone born and raised in Texas, I can say that coming back just to declare our BBQ the best is 100% accurate representation. Also 100% truth.
I actually saw a vid of Korean chef reacting to Texas BBQ, by the end she said "I now understand why Americans are so fat" whilst reaching for seconds
When you said Texas Rangers thought you where referring to the baseball team. Was like ohhh no there not the best. 🤣🤣
I was like “oh no he forgot his cup!” But he was a step ahead of me 😆
When everyone knows that H.E.B actually stands for Herbert E. Butts
*Howard Edward Butt*
@@TerryChick23 that's the business name.
It's stands for hear everyone belongs or hear everything is better if you want to follow the dogma indoctrination the employees are taught.
I wonder what TX would have done it FL used the first call again, "All my exes live in-"
*See Alaska Part 2*
A Texas school once tried to expel me for refusing to pledge allegiance to Texas. They failed
We’re gonna keep our eye on you🤠🤠🤠
If Texas joins even if it wasn't already here, I want NY next
Also how in the hell did he brag about BBQ without the Carolinas coming in to say "bless your heart"
Because they are scared of us.
Eh, it's really a different kind of BBQ. Texas is big on beef, especially brisket. You don't really want much except a good dry rub. The sauce we do use has more of a southwestern influence. Really it's more Kansas/Missouri that you'd see the rivalry with, maybe Tennessee a bit over the dry rub.
The other BBQ states, especially the Carolinas, do a lot of pork, which is part of the reason there are so many different sauces in that part of the country, and honestly, they're all pretty good. But you'd never put much sauce on a good brisket (I wouldn't put any on it, except maybe as a marinade before smoking it), and a dry rub works on ribs, but not super well on a lot of other pork dishes like pulled pork.
If you go to a BBQ place for the first time, look up what they specialize in. It's rare for them to have more than 1 or 2 things they do really well. For example, a place that does good brisket rarely has pulled pork as good as the brisket and vice versa. Turkey is almost always a safe bet. If they can't smoke a turkey right, it's unlikely the rest of the food will be good. Even Dicky's has good turkey and their Brisket is terrible.
States are similar but there will always be restuarants that don't follow state trends. Texas does brisket really well and it's hard to find comparable brisket unless it's in another state that's big on it. On the other hand, the Texas pulled pork I've had isn't that great (not talking about carnitas, just sterotypical "murican" BBQ).
Because they know in their heart that we are right.
Texas is the king of beef. Carolina is better at pork. Texas also does good chicken, but that's mostly because we have so many Mexicans, and they know chicken.
"H.E.B. is the best grocery store"
New York: *laughs in Wegmans*
I'm from Texas and EVERY morning at school we have a school pledge, the Texas pledge, and the American pledge. There's a lot of pledges.
Your last blooper on this one is a nice unintentional (?) nod to Texas governor Rick Perry’s presidential debate gaff of forgetting the third US cabinet-level department he wanted to eliminate.
I feel like Florida + Texas - Guns = Australia
everything’s bigger in…Alaska
Ha! Just the animals that can kill ya.
I so felt that "words are hard" at the end lmao
As...as a born & raised Texan...this is so fucking beautiful!!
I'm a Floridian who lived in Texas for a few years and ya... HEB is amazing. It's a bigger Publix with Walmart prices
and combos locos!
As a Floridian currently living in Texas, I miss Publix 😢
@@clairepardee8387 what do you miss about Publix?
@@chanceDdog2009 Publix subs, hot and spicy wings, chicken strips
@@clairepardee8387 PubSubs are the best subs! Especially their chicken tender sub!
I was born in Texas and have never heard of a state song. The Alamo joke was the best.
Why is your interpretation of Texas so accurate and yet I fit into only a little bit of it and I was born and raised here. Good job because most Texans actually do think like that.
SAME! Tribe members!!
I am loving the sass from Gov rn! And the bloopers at the end!! 😂😂😂
I really do go to H‑E‑B once a week 😭 Their cereals slap.
Also, Texas teachers are doing their best but there is DEFINITELY an emphasis on sports at Texas high schools. 😥
Especially football. Nothing else matters until football season is over
Honestly pretty spot on. Especially the parts about Buccees and HEB. Although originally the store was called HEB after oats founder, Henry Edward Butts, but they have been rebranding it as “Here Everything is Better”, so you’re ok
Actually, HEB stands for Howard E Butt, the guy who started it. Well, he inherited his mother's store and changed the name from hers to his. I used to work there and that was part of the training...
Great job on Texas, one thing you missed that you can fix in another video is that Texas and Tennessee are similar to Florida and Louisiana in friendliness they just don't get into as much trouble. Kinda like "if you're in trouble we got your back" kinda thing. Started with the Volunteers in the Alamo and Texas now gives in state tuition costs at any college/university to anyone from Tennessee because of it
Common consensus among country sheriff's is, that more guns in the hands of good people makes their job easier. Cops can't be there to defend you all of the time but you can be.
I've been working in Texas for about 3 years now and will say that I love HEB.
How did this not include CA and TX fighting over whether Whataburger or In-N-Out is the superior burger joint?
Because it’s not an argument. Whataburger is better lol
You should talk to Colorado about that😂😂🤣 freaking great
I'm from Colorado, but I'm feeling stupid/ignorant because I don't know what he's referring to here.
@@jessodum3103 it referring to us having legalized weed. Our flag is"higher" lol
As a Texan everything you just said is true. You know us so well Florida boy
You know what I’ve realized? Florida has never joined the table yet, he’s just always at the table lol
I agree. I'm just over here thinking "How did Florida even know how to call all the States?" Like, seriously, what's his back story?
🤣 Words are hard.
I knew as soon as Texas mentioned Oklahoma, he was gonna pop up. Don't worry, Texas. We know you're obsessed with us.
I live right on the border and I honestly never think about it unless someone else mentions it.
Texas: "Can I sit here?"
DC: "Uhh... what are you doing with that double-barrel?"
"Oh this is just my good ol' pal. Anyway, can I sit here?"
New York: "...no this is reserved for-"
"VERY NICE OF YOU TO ALLOW TEXAS TO SIT, NEW YORK"
"...but what about Alas-"
*heavy whispering* "YOU DON'T GODDAMN HELP MATTERS DO YOU??"
I was waiting for Maryland to appear and say "did somebody say state pride?"
My dad saw a car with a sticker of the outline of Texas patterned with the Maryland flag. My dad was so confused.
Buc-ees being the best truck stop is a funny one. I've never seen one that doesn't have "no trucks" signs scattered across the lawn like plastic flamingos.
3 things
Whataburger, Dr. Pepper and Ranch Dressing which is Texas ketchup
Jalapeno ranch dressing at whataburger
Ranch dressing was invented in Alaska
Nah, we got ketchup. It's spicy though.
@@LegendStormcrow evolution is among us. I saw that at Walmart
only if its it whataburger spicy ketchup, but i would rather dip my fries in bbq sauce than ketchup
I do love pointing out that it was an anti litter campaign.
The *best* Anti litter campaign.
"😕 Are your children 🦚s?" Hilarious and adorable 😝
"That still doesn't seem like substance."
*Gestures in current Texas events*
Thank you Ben for keeping us smiling. Hope you come to Texas soon. Stay safe.
"i thought there would be more guns. oh well." oh florida, i thought the same thing
We like to conceal carry
At the last part I was expecting North Carolina, Tennessee and other states coming in saying they got the best BBQ
I legitimately called Whataburger, Buc-ee's, and H.E.B. the holy trinity out loud before you brought them up. You really got the state down well, huh?
He left in such a rush from the shippers that he forgot his mug! XD
As a life long proud Texan it pains me to admit after watching your videos I'm actually florida.
“Are you gonna reinstate the mask mandate”
“And make it harder to yell at Oklahomans on the border!?”
I lost it lmfao
As a Texan I can confirm this is correct especially the part about Whataburger, Buckees and HEB
As a Texan, it was really weird to me the first time I learn that no other state has its own national anthem. I asked my friends from Tennessee, and they thought it was weird that we had that. And several students I've met from other countries found it odd. Also, we have a town called Concord (Not the one you learn about in history class. It's just named after it) that legitimatly has "The best barbecue in the US." It won several awards to validate the title. And they're only open one day a week. Can you guess what day that is?
....
It's Sunday. Directly after church. The entire town goes there to eat basically. That's why they're only open one day. They do a massive buffet-style barbeque. I've only been there once, and I don't really remember what the barbecue tasted like. I just remember liking it.
I want a video with nothing but bloopers 😻😂💀
I'm waiting for washington and the split we have for the east and west sides
I swear I was going to say "State or DC”, but then I remembered DC isn’t a state (Even though it wants to be).
Yes please!
Texas is split North, East, and West. I don’t think it’s gonna happen.
@@brockkelly4841 As a south Texan, I am offended.
@@theromanus shut up you’re not real -N.T.
Loving the bloopers at the end of these! I hope OK gets to join the table soon!
The most accurate part of this was Texas halting the momentum of the conversation to insult Oklahoma. I've never met a single Texan who didn't insult my home within the first hour of knowing me.
4:00 ok Florida is just feeding the shipping at this point (ty Florida)
Should of had New York coming in with Wegmans being the best grocery store
"I just teach mine how to run from Gators"... that is surprising true they did actually teach that at my elementary school in Miami
As a native Texan I was waiting for this video! 100% accurate. 🤣
As a bonafide, born and raised, Texan...I approve!
HEB is hands down the best grocery store. Wish they had them here.
As a Texan I have to say Kroger beats them and that hurts
Kroger sucks and all of their greedy actions make them worse. Closing stores just to not pay employees a slight hazard increase during the pandemic. I’ve lived in 47/50 states and Kroger isn’t even in my top ten. But if the one near you is good, that’s great. So many stores fluctuate in quality from region to region it’s aggravating.
Shocked me that Texas's words reminded me stuff we actually used to do in school.
Thanks.
Do i have to fight you with the full power of a Publix?? 😂 I am 💀
can i call myself disappointed we didn't see Austin here?
Yay! Oklahoma! I wonder if he would do tribes too
He'll probably invite an indigenous content creator like he does Hawaii & Puerto Rico.
@@yushclayystaguan yeah, that's the ideal way
I'm loving these outtakes. They are awesome!
"Am i gonna have to fight you with the full power of a Publix right now" fucking died. XD
“Here we just teach kids how to run from gators!” That sounds like a stereotypical Florida joke but it’s an actual fact 😔
Got to zig zag
As an Oklahoman I just want to say
GO SOONERS
As someone who spent a few years in a Texas elementary school before moving back to Georgia, you’re spot on with them having a pledge of allegiance to Texas. I always manage to blow the minds of people that never went to school in that state with that little fact. 😂 …That and the fact that our school didn’t have doors to most of the classrooms, fake fold-out walls to divide a few of them (so you could absolutely hear the next class over overlapping your current one with ease), and once spent a good chunk of our third grade year turning an entire class block into an assembly line to make bookmarks for a fundraiser because the school wasn’t allotted enough money. You know-to ‘teach how the means of production’ worked.
I just visited my first Buccees last week. That was an experience.
as a Kansas Citian my rage at Texas saying "Best in the world" barbecue knows known bounds. I will set Texas on fire!
The summer is trying to do that on its own, Satan ain’t to far behind. Get in line
All Kansas has is the ability to bend time and space. You don't have barbecue.
@@LegendStormcrow *laughs in Missouri*
Heck yeah! HEB! The only thing that would of made it better is if he said "Here Everything's Better at My HEB"
As someone who isn’t originally Texan but has lived here for many years, I agree about all those statements lol.
4:01 he came back because he forgot his cup. That's funny
I do feel kind of hurt that no mention of Texas instruments, Dell, or Compaq starting here. While cali has silicon valley to make programs most of those programs run on Texas made equipment.... ok texas owned company made equipment.
"We worship football Friday night and God Sunday morning" I have never heard anything more true lol
Also, Oklahoma sucks
Long time ago, back when I was a football official, I remember some 7th grade games that had over 500 people in the stands and a halftime show by the band.
"We have that, too, but it's just an elective and it's called Spanish" is one of my favorite quotes from this series ever
I love this best early birthday present ever. I love this