Shakespeare And Rednecks Don't Mix. Michael Joiner - Full Special

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  • @gullatteacres2555
    @gullatteacres2555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Dry Bar is the comedy we all wanted for years but no one dared try it. Thank you!

    • @magnetsoldiercephas331
      @magnetsoldiercephas331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Absolutely!! I love it!!!

    • @behfar3417
      @behfar3417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean I really like it bcs of the full specials, but it's a family show how can it be risky?

    • @deborahduthie4519
      @deborahduthie4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sam Gullatte ...and swearing and sex jokes are rarely funny to ladies. DRYBAR always delivers my laughter.

    • @Nayo68
      @Nayo68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deborahduthie4519 ...Rarely funny to ladies? What ladies?

    • @TheMajor8478
      @TheMajor8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, what does that mean? Bill Cosby and Seinfeld are two of the biggest names in comedy and they worked clean for years. Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan. All clean. I'm not trying to attack you or anything. I'm just not sure if I understand what you're saying.

  • @thepresence365
    @thepresence365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "What light in that yonder winder done broke over thar"
    "Romeo, Romeo, where y'all at?"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @christophercombs7561
      @christophercombs7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I would 100% buy tickets to see Shakespeare translated into southern hillbilly

    • @vadim921
      @vadim921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can someone explain please what the heck that sentence means

    • @christophercombs7561
      @christophercombs7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vadim921 its the iconic romeo quote only in southern hillbilly

    • @vadim921
      @vadim921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@christophercombs7561 yeah, I got it, but wanted to know the original version. Having googled it, I find it hilarious

    • @christophercombs7561
      @christophercombs7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vadim921 right old English to southern hillbilly is hilarious

  • @jonathanstatham88
    @jonathanstatham88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I watch alot of standup. This guy is a natural, absolutely hilarious. He's definitely one of the good ones.

  • @dans.6525
    @dans.6525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    THANK GOD THERE IS COMEDY WITHOUT PROFANITIES. THE BEST CHANNEL & GREAT COMEDIANS.

    • @burningheart2909
      @burningheart2909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look up Brian Regan, you'll love him! 🍻

    • @massasplinter9939
      @massasplinter9939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t mind the profane stuff, just can’t watch it with my nephew. But this channel is awesome, it proves you don’t have to be profane to be funny. Anyone can use an F bomb as a punchline.

    • @csu3524
      @csu3524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darn them Mormons. Hilarious! Love you folks! Amen🥰😇👍🙏💯

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All caps is equivalent to yelling. Chill.

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Profanity is fine if they dont use it as a filler or have to say it every other word

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Looking at me like an Amish person in Best Buy! 😂 Hysterical! Laughed sooooo hard! Casket!!! Needed that! Crying!!!

  • @YourWingmam
    @YourWingmam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The hokey pokey had me in tears laughing so hard!!!

    • @edgarflores5569
      @edgarflores5569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here! I´m so telling that joke to my friends RN!

    • @ComedianMichaelJoiner
      @ComedianMichaelJoiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you!

    • @edgarflores5569
      @edgarflores5569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ComedianMichaelJoiner thank you for your comedy sir. Greetings from Argentina

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same! I laughed just as hard as that dude...replay the part and laughed just as loud about 15 times. LoLoLoL. Such a good timings. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @txartchick5594
    @txartchick5594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    How can anyone give this comedian a thumbs down.He was really funny 👍🤣👏👏👏👏✌

    • @arkin4697
      @arkin4697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dorothy with multiple accounts!?

    • @georgiegal6745
      @georgiegal6745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They probably resemble the jokes lol

    • @WizardClipAudio
      @WizardClipAudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. Many of his jokes are funny, but his delivery kind of lands a little flat, like he’s begrudgingly reciting someone else’s script.

  • @K1NG_D0ME
    @K1NG_D0ME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    He’s one of the best comedians I’ve seen on here yet! Had me tearing up with that Hokey Pokey bit! 😂

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup! I learned something new in the funniest way!

  • @sortathesame8701
    @sortathesame8701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LOL Been married 40 years, hubby snored every night of those years!! A few weeks ago he WOKE ME UP to tell me I was snoring and then he actually PLAYED THE TAPE on his phone! Yes, I was snoring...at about 40 decibels! And this after 40 years of me sleeping beside a freight train without complaining!

  • @maeedwards8387
    @maeedwards8387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love Dry Bar so, so much. It can bring laughter at odd times. Tonight I am sick and feel like crap, but once again, Dry Bar to the rescue.

  • @AnythingandEverything-96
    @AnythingandEverything-96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm busted a gut, I love Dry Bar Comedy. I watch it whenever I need a good laugh. And you guys have never disappointed, stay funny. Michael is hilarious.

  • @stevedouglas7375
    @stevedouglas7375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I marvel how someone can stand on stage alone and entertain a crowd for an hour, or whatever. This is the first time I've seen Michael Joiner and he is great! Yes the jokes, but I also like his stage presence and delivery. At first I thought I'd only listen to a couple jokes, but he kept my interest the entire time. I would definitely pay to see him!

    • @ComedianMichaelJoiner
      @ComedianMichaelJoiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you, sir!

    • @stevedouglas7375
      @stevedouglas7375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ComedianMichaelJoiner Wow, I wasn't expecting a reply directly from you, but I certainly appreciate it! Now that it has taken place, I'm going to listen to this entire show once again. I feel like I owe you money. Wait a minute!! That kind of sounds nasty. :)

  • @brostelio
    @brostelio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Great show! Refreshing to see that comedy this good can stay clean.

  • @jefferyrichfield3
    @jefferyrichfield3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The author of the Hockey Pockey song passing away is genius. Thank you. I started laughing before the punch line and laughed even harder during the punch line. Well said.

  • @ciaranofarrell4010
    @ciaranofarrell4010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Walmart at 3 am is the best time to go🤣🤣🤣

    • @pattydonovan6640
      @pattydonovan6640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes it is. It's the only time the riding carts work through the whole store.

  • @lavvgiver
    @lavvgiver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Don't forget you
    can squeeze corn out of a guinea pig's nose, but that don't mean he'll drive you to the store. .... Kid's get away from grandpa."😂🤣 [wipes tears]

  • @_sheebie
    @_sheebie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    HahahaHAahaaa! 😂 the rotary phone bit was hilarious...!!!

  • @mason.mp4107
    @mason.mp4107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    love everyone who has performed at dry bar comedy and i love these videos

    • @CarsandCollectors
      @CarsandCollectors 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The stop your racist reflexes guy was not the funniest, his jokes didn't land well.

    • @mason.mp4107
      @mason.mp4107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CarsandCollectors neither did flight 175 but you dont hear me complaining

    • @mason.mp4107
      @mason.mp4107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And thats a joke so dont get offended

    • @CarsandCollectors
      @CarsandCollectors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mason.mp4107 LMAO

    • @CarsandCollectors
      @CarsandCollectors 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mason.mp4107 Thats a good joke

  • @rickyspanish492
    @rickyspanish492 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite was the Rain Man joke 😂
    Thanks Dry Bar and Michael Joiner for the laughs!

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg!!! My abs hurt! I almost cried! Too hilarious!

  • @beautifulrose8619
    @beautifulrose8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    It seems so long ago when life was normal. I am so nostalgic for what life was. Some things he mentioned: a live audience, cruise ships, airplane flights, health clubs, funerals, crowded coffee shop, church, going out to dinner, marriage ceremony,

    • @elizabethbowie9753
      @elizabethbowie9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      & 4th of July parades, proms & graduations...

    • @beautifulrose8619
      @beautifulrose8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elizabethbowie9753 Yes!!

    • @Summer-sc1ph
      @Summer-sc1ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This made me tear up a little :/

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My life before and after Covid-19 is basically the same. I don't know if I have to be sad or grateful about that fact. 😭😂

    • @johnmorgan692
      @johnmorgan692 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cathy"...
      Sorry I know this is
      Comedy "..
      .
      I gotta tell ya"
      GREATEST JOY IS
      KNOWING THE LORD "
      .
      1ST COR 15V1. 4
      .
      Take care 🙂

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Very funny and he knows how to play to his audience.
    I'm sure he could go "blue" , as most of the comedians here could. But they all give brilliant entertainment that is fun for ALL.
    I really LOVE Dry Bar Comedy channel!

  • @jestersage44
    @jestersage44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Screwin up a # on a ☎️ was so brutal lol
    This was great.

  • @csu3524
    @csu3524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fantastic 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williammason9789
    @williammason9789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I go to Dollar Store just to ask for a price check. The look on the cashier's dace is priceless.

  • @godsperfectfailures796
    @godsperfectfailures796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I fell asleep in English the other day, and snored. The teacher thought it was a lumberjack

  • @carlaaustin7223
    @carlaaustin7223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He's good. I enjoyed this.

  • @kitterkat007
    @kitterkat007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, Dry Bar Comedy has really been delivering lately!

  • @Lavenderrose73
    @Lavenderrose73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My mother counted too, but she stopped at 3. Then it was over! 😱😂

  • @katin5thgear
    @katin5thgear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have caller ID, bye, I'm gonna have to use that one!!!

  • @JesusisJesus
    @JesusisJesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is definitely one of the best from Drybar.

  • @InnannasRainbow
    @InnannasRainbow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    We USED to have a 24 hour Wal Mart. Now they close at 8:30.

    • @graceb7284
      @graceb7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because of covid all of ours in nc are closing early also but they just switched it from 8:30 to 10 so hopefully will go back to normal soon

    • @gregmacdonald3559
      @gregmacdonald3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my goodness, sounds like a very beautiful thing! Much ❤️& much health & much more ❤️❤️❤️& Happiness

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It’s official I don’t have a favorite anymore... all these guys are good. His humor is awesome. The kind you need at a family reunion or out to dinner and he would have you in years!!!

  • @timothythomas8082
    @timothythomas8082 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Charlie Babbit Rainman bit had me in stitches. "Definitely shouldn't have used the good towels. Definitely shouldn't have used the good towels. Uh Oh." 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @worm324
    @worm324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Outstanding performance! Kept it clean and family oriented. Well done. Very funny. I'm a new fan!

  • @angelacalderone9608
    @angelacalderone9608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the rotary phone!
    That's funny can't stand talkn' w/someone and them talkn' to someone else at same time😄

  • @suzannehartmann946
    @suzannehartmann946 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My kids finally saw a rotary phone in a friends barn and were TOTALLY perplexed.

  • @peggylutton1341
    @peggylutton1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣The best comedians ever!!

  • @mistiinseattle
    @mistiinseattle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay! Great comedy and keeps it clean

  • @quanyolo3525
    @quanyolo3525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo that Chinese Joke was funny 😆, I'm crying hahahahaha 🤣 😂 😭 😆

  • @georgiegal6745
    @georgiegal6745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My mom worked for Kmart my whole childhood. Imagine hearing over the sound system "Stop dragging your sister by the feet!" or "Kids, those wheelchairs are not rollercoasters, please put them back where they belong!" and it wasn't always mom saying it! Lol

  • @judemorales4U
    @judemorales4U 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remembering my first Motorola mobile phone😜 huge like a walkie talkie!

  • @amybee40
    @amybee40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This guy is great!

  • @MRR_Shadowolf
    @MRR_Shadowolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Laughed so hard, it hurt! Great job!

  • @Serenade2461
    @Serenade2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My dad would start counting too. We never let him get to 3. We didn't know what would happen but we didn't want to find out.

  • @ladamadenadie1658
    @ladamadenadie1658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I had to see what year this was published after he said K Mart 😂😂😂

  • @susancinek5803
    @susancinek5803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for making me laugh! Needed this!!

  • @pacedelacruz4913
    @pacedelacruz4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Awesome show! 😄

  • @angelonicassio7131
    @angelonicassio7131 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This guy is a natural!

  • @blountfarms3660
    @blountfarms3660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this guy, so funny.

  • @dyanegelston6502
    @dyanegelston6502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes too many commercials, but Dry Bar is worth it!

  • @wadepenley6913
    @wadepenley6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The first time I heard him he was introduced as God's smart aleck. He also played a cop in a Christian movie. I can't remember what it was called right off the top of my head right now.

    • @annfraley7083
      @annfraley7083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "The Grace Card" - IMDB said he's been in about twelve movies but doesn't list them.

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annfraley7083 shoot now I want to see it, Christmas time or not!

    • @grantcarnahan9965
      @grantcarnahan9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      movie name was The Grace Card

    • @sarahkirbach5040
      @sarahkirbach5040 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had no idea he was a comedian he was such a great actor in that movie

  • @constancejenkins3867
    @constancejenkins3867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    😆😊😎 He's Funny..

  • @pepperpascal1491
    @pepperpascal1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is GREAT!

  • @dfeb101
    @dfeb101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We used to get switched and had to pick our own switch from the tree!

  • @joiscode3832
    @joiscode3832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching from Arkansas and loved that joke

  • @katiedrew4708
    @katiedrew4708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gave me lots of chuckles. Good job.

  • @1jwc
    @1jwc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is sooo funny! 🤣

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good food everyting 😆 swear dude funny AF

  • @gulliblestravails5581
    @gulliblestravails5581 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Laugh after laugh. a total laugh from start to finish

  • @graverobbermotorsports4606
    @graverobbermotorsports4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    10:10 Looks like sprint dosen't want him telling anyone how terrible their service is.

    • @Tacid_Krios
      @Tacid_Krios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought I was the only one who noticed, I wanted to hear about the voice dial!

    • @ComedianMichaelJoiner
      @ComedianMichaelJoiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I DIDNT NOTICE DID THE EDIT MY JOKE?!?!?!

    • @akeemamor3106
      @akeemamor3106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They edit all the specials weird as hell on TH-cam smdh

    • @ComedianMichaelJoiner
      @ComedianMichaelJoiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tacid_Krios thx its unedited on Spotify

  • @becci1229
    @becci1229 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like! Funny without dirty words.

  • @mikeking4188
    @mikeking4188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude has a crazy sense of humor. I like comics who make you think of stuff you dont or wouldn't usually think of.

  • @Post.nut_Clarity
    @Post.nut_Clarity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    What's going on with the cuts? They used to be a little more subtle..

    • @JoshuaBurgess
      @JoshuaBurgess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The editors are working from home on Sprint.

    • @ata38-30
      @ata38-30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JoshuaBurgess hmm, not sure if that's also a joke or a very educated assumption lol

    • @olgakoutsokostas8767
      @olgakoutsokostas8767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JoshuaBurgess 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Healcannon
      @Healcannon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "full special"

    • @committedcoder3352
      @committedcoder3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke

  • @therebellion96
    @therebellion96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He'll ask a question and then immediately answer it in the form of a joke. It's actually a good way to deter hecklers, if you know how to do it, because you're pretty much beating them to the punch.

  • @waltshields2180
    @waltshields2180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Raytown, just down the street from where I lived in Belton, Now I feel sorry for both of us

    • @chatocarver
      @chatocarver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went to Raytown Highschool!

    • @MaryOKC
      @MaryOKC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a Small world after all... it’s a small small world. Sorry...

  • @JoanBrown-tf6dr
    @JoanBrown-tf6dr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Very funny🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kenmatthews9928
    @kenmatthews9928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally actual comics that are funny.

  • @JustAboutAnything66
    @JustAboutAnything66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    When my son was little he would start crying when I started counting.

    • @eeyoreofborg
      @eeyoreofborg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Teacher on first day of kindergarten: "One...two...". Kids: "Aaaagghhh!"

    • @ComedianMichaelJoiner
      @ComedianMichaelJoiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I mean! Lol

    • @loverules7691
      @loverules7691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KieroSi What are you texting about?! REPENT. The Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand.

    • @graceb7284
      @graceb7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As soon as I get to 1 my 4yr old son starts crying and says "please mommy no please stop counting I dont like it" lol hes so extra😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @issacrudio989
      @issacrudio989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My son starts counting with me. The audacity of this kid.

  • @temmykun
    @temmykun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    seems like every comedian has an anniversary on their show

  • @tradmanmike3360
    @tradmanmike3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH HELL YA! THUMBS UP!!!!

  • @queltanis93
    @queltanis93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Okay What got cut out at 10:19 & 10:24. :( killed the joke whatever was there and its part of the buildup to a punchline.

    • @eeyoreofborg
      @eeyoreofborg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea. Should've just cut the whole joke.

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Tim Smith What could they have possibly censored out about Sprint phone service 🤣
      Says a lot they censored that joke, but not the downs joke people oohed at 13:33

    • @777lucifero
      @777lucifero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      maybe he's not allowed to slander a phone company? only thing i could immagine

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@777lucifero ​ "And Suzie Smith at 400 South in Salt Lake city can go suck a..."
      Censors: Nope, nope, nope! That's slander

    • @committedcoder3352
      @committedcoder3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke

  • @treborironwolfe
    @treborironwolfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I want a t-shirt that reads:
    *SLOW AHEAD*
    *OLD PEOPLE AT PLAY*

    • @joshualuntsford
      @joshualuntsford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha. I have a boss Gary that’s blind as a bat. Drives a fork lift like crazy. I want a shirt that says. Watch out for Gary. Ok it didn’t sound funny when I spelt it out. But I’d buy one of yours. Peace

    • @treborironwolfe
      @treborironwolfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@joshualuntsford LMAO! I used to be dedicated ITS for a large distribution warehouse, and I think your Gary t-shirt is funnier than mine ;) I have no method of making the shirts.. I just put the idea out there hoping that maybe some kind soul would print me one :)

    • @joshualuntsford
      @joshualuntsford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trebor Ironwolfe haha. Thanks. Stay safe

    • @claudineschultz8935
      @claudineschultz8935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To Trevor. A excellent t-shirt.
      PARENTS UNITE
      LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE A
      PROBLEM TO YOUR
      CHILDREN !

    • @claudineschultz8935
      @claudineschultz8935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trebor, sorry text program didn't like your name, it doesn't like what you really text.

  • @latashajohnson1265
    @latashajohnson1265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love drive by comedy this guy is hilarious

  • @Rabdom50
    @Rabdom50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone from Kansas City, everything this man says is true I swear lmao

  • @penniewyatt9391
    @penniewyatt9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As an aside, windex kills ants, and if you have a mosquito buzzing you, windex just drops them like magic, so you don’t have to try to catch them.

  • @chrystinegaines3207
    @chrystinegaines3207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 from a girl who grew up in Arkansas and won the state poetry contest!

  • @bertcoll6968
    @bertcoll6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Casket hokey pokey joke very funny

  • @sarahkirbach5040
    @sarahkirbach5040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s also a great actor, played the lead role in The Grace Card- movie made me cry. Y’all should check it out.

  • @jaynestag95
    @jaynestag95 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the old phones but then again I love public transport😂

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @3v3n5t4r
    @3v3n5t4r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:29 “got hiMmm” 😹😹

  • @marlene-rr2ih
    @marlene-rr2ih ปีที่แล้ว

    Smart funny!

  • @Kei-Kei
    @Kei-Kei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What did AR do to ya man? It weren’t us I tell ya. It. Were. Not. Us! 😂

  • @anthonyleong9901
    @anthonyleong9901 ปีที่แล้ว

    Besides Gabriel Iglesias, Michael Joiner's the only other comedian who doesn't need profanities or racism or swearings to entertain people into laughter. Wonderful comedy

  • @jz5425
    @jz5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good clean fun!

  • @kathyyoung1701
    @kathyyoung1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, i grew up in Raytown Missouri :)

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike and Michelle? That’s too cute! Soulmates, FTW

  • @bornagainchristian3742
    @bornagainchristian3742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That Dutch accent is not correct🤣
    Greetings from the Netherlands 👋🏾

    • @RestingBitchface7
      @RestingBitchface7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Born Again Christian no one here will notice. Most of the time, we just say, “Borkie borkie borkie Bork!” when imitating your general region of the world. 😉🤣💖

  • @imminentbeatle6124
    @imminentbeatle6124 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m from Arkansas and your right

  • @انت-صلي-عالنبي-بس
    @انت-صلي-عالنبي-بس 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a smart comedian
    🤍🧡💙

  • @cheapshotninja
    @cheapshotninja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    24:22 "LAX, beautiful airport isn't it?..."
    "No!"😤

  • @estyron27858
    @estyron27858 ปีที่แล้ว

    The mcCrips 😂😂

  • @treborironwolfe
    @treborironwolfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *Michael* says, "Go back to sleep, Sparky."
    *Sparky* says, "You don't know what it's like to generate low-voltage lightning when you make even a subtle shift on the carpet".

  • @gaylebanks7533
    @gaylebanks7533 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey, I’m old. It’s 3:06 am. So I heard that joke . . .

    • @mikeh.7499
      @mikeh.7499 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @sheilakirby5616
    @sheilakirby5616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ONE *** I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION !!
    TWO *** I'M ON MY FEET !!
    THREE *** IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE CRYING !!
    I SURVIVED THE WOODEN SPOON !!

  • @LadyCato15
    @LadyCato15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:21 Why does it skip? 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @gilbertoesquivel9668
    @gilbertoesquivel9668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Mike! Paul Rodriguez called and said he wants his Kmart jokes back!

  • @nephicus339
    @nephicus339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    10:19 - 10:24 "Full Special" huh?

    • @committedcoder3352
      @committedcoder3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    -“Is she with Jesus?” - “No, she ran off with Jesus; that’s her Mexican friend.” Reminds me of the exchange in Big Momma’s House. John: I don’t have a wife” Ms. Patterson: “Oh, Lord... Is she with Jesus?” John: “Actually, ‘Hey-zeus’ is how he pronounces it.”