This Knife Cuts 333 times per SECOND
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Nerd Notes: there are a couple places where I mistakenly refer to the oscillating tool's speed as 10,000 spm rather than 20,000 spm, see if you can spot them all 🤓
At 9:30 you said 10,000 spm not 20,000 spm
I literally did almost all of your projects like I like to watch a lot and you're interesting to watch and fun crafts too
You should where gloves when you do that
I SAW YOU IN MYTHBUSTERS ON MY T.V. , AND SEARCHED ON YOU TUBE, BIGGGGG FAN SIRRRR❤️❤️❤️❤️
You know you could have just sharpen the Sword a little bit more.
Awww now I can't do Mandos vibroblade!
The boss is here!
Hi Hacksmith!
Just improve on the design, I mean This Old Tony has also already made one.
I hereby give you permission to make the blade
Please do the vibroblades
This guy's gonna lose it when he finds out about circular saws
Lot of likes but no comments???
@@psychotic_beans4685 yea
Oh knives made for bread
Or a Sawzall.
Since... that's what he made, lmao.
Wait till he sees the sawzall
Murasama:
A VT7 High-Frequency Blade, the sword's high-frequency conversion carried over the already excellent properties of the original sword, making it extremely powerful.
When you listen MGR boss music while cooking:
i agree
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME
@@SpankusDankus I DONT KNOW THE REASON
OR WHAT IS THE SEASON
IM JUST STANDING HERE HOLDIN MY BLAAAADE
A DEASOLATE PLACE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
THE COLD WINS THE ONLY THING I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE WHEN I STAND UP AND FIGHT
ITS THE ONLY THING THAT I KNOW FOR REAL.
THWERE WILL BE BLOOD...
SHED...
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD.
THE ONLY ONE.
LEFT.
TO RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK
@@benjaminomahony5669
BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHED
IT'S THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOOOOWN
This is a tool of justice. Not used in anger, or for vengeance.
But this isn't my sword
@@Brigadium75 it's a fucking mistake.
OOOOHHH!! Thanks Allen, my whole family loves this! Can't wait to try it on the Xmas ham! Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!! Hope your family has safety glasses in their stockings 😂
Love you man. How's the Evo doing?
It’s just a bunch of hands around the table
Or leave me hangin.......thanks
NO, your family needs chainmail gloves!
When he said he was born without a body, it took me a second after telling myself "good on that guy for being successful with that condition" to realize it.
Best comment ever 🤣
He was born without a body, but its a miracle he found one in time for Christmas
I didn’t realize it was sarcasm for at least 5 seconds
Yeah lol
I’m confused so does he have a body or not?? 👁👄👁
I don't think I've ever been this stressed out by a maker video. This has to be one of the most dangerous things I've ever seen 😂
You're going to love Furze's belt of knives then! th-cam.com/video/vWGquxvqI_Y/w-d-xo.html
I did a thing’s “book knife trap” is probably my most dangerous view.
Then you're gonna love I did a thing
@@pas5495 I Did a Thing is terrifying.
MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAME
@@Kidnamedfinger01 I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON
On this episode, Allen re-invents an electric carving knife, except several magnitudes more dangerous.
We call it a sawzall
@@MrKhankab Does it saw all?
@@nitrocharge2404 its not supposed to but you can sure try, it hasn't stopped anyone before
@@nitrocharge2404 Sawzall is a brand, but like skilsaw it has more or less adopted a tool
Yes, but consider: cut good.
This is exactly how This Old Tony ended up with just hands
@R I T A • Н О Т • G І R L shut it bot
@@lancetheking7524 huh?
@@gagiibaaji2774 bot account prob got deleted
0:49
He samrolled us before it even existed.
This man can predict the future.
You cannot convince me otherwise.
The final product is simultaneously horrifying and pretty impressive.
me: "The CGI on the Mandalorian's vibroblade is a little weird looki-"
actual vibroblade: *looks the same*
me: "...huh."
Sometimes we just gotta see it irl first
Well that is definitely... oh crap, I lost the word in the time it took for me to comment. Something like emphasis and extreme, I here it a lot when people analyze science fantasy and fiction. Oh well, you get the point right?
Those are shown to move more like a reciprocating saw, ultrasonic cutters don't even look like they're moving.
Everytime he brings that knife close to his left hand I can feel 5 years of my life being ripped apart.
YES
London sounds*
they had us in the first and second half ngl
@@emperorgeorgethefirst674 ABABABABABAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was the thousandth like! Anyways, I absolutely agree. It's kinda horrifying.
i like how xyla and allen are friends and make small cameos in each others videos but they havent collabed because one audience wants to see a man drop to his knees at the end of a tazer nerf dart or smash tables with a ridiculous buster sword and the other is just cool with boats and launching christmas trees
i love how allen manicly laughs while cutting bread 5:47
Made my night
Normal knife doesnt cut bread
Me: Thats why theres this thing called bread knife
Thank you! I bake and I was like bro you don't have a bread knife 🗡️🔪
You just need sharp enough normal knife to cut the bread
@sabage cabage123 r/woooosh
a sharp knife will, try it
Can you photoshop an OwO next to my comment in the wooosh plz
I can just imagine what his neighbors must be thinking hearing a loud ass saw and maniacal laughter coming from next door
LOL
a line from anime i borrows:
“Cooking.”
He’s having way too much fun with this.
665-->666-->667 likes after like 7 hours
Gotta say, I love the complete lack of hand protection
at 7:20 when he curved towards his hand 😂
one step closer to having a real HF blade
Or a Star Wars vibroblade.
"I could sell this on late night television!"
Lawsuits: Allow me to introduce myself
I mean i would illegally buy one
Ya see here little jimmy this is what you call a black market
Ok, nothing is closer to this idea than Damasu 950 by Oats Studios: th-cam.com/video/zaeFgSR_DMU/w-d-xo.html It has the danger, blood and moving blades! :D
probably half the stuff on late night tv needs to be introduced to lawsuits
Just buy a jig saw
We do worry about you Allen 😂 Thank goodness you didn't cut off your hands....
Ruth & Shawn
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most of the secret santas: making works of art
Allen, Colin, Ruth and Shawn: chaotic noises intensify
"Tony's the one that's a skookum, right?"
Keep yer stick on the ice, pal!
High frequency blade isn't real it can't hurt you
High frequency blade:
YES THIS CAN HURT PEOPLE
title: This Knife Cuts 333 times per SECOND
me: 333 STAB WOUNDS
You just didn’t what to give him a chance did ya
TAKE THAT NEGOTIATED BLACK BOI (saying n*gga would be very unfair and bad)
DO YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE?
well technical no. it vibrates to move 333 times in a second but a cut is cutting something and im skeptic he moves fast enough to dont have empty moves of the blade.
I think this is the most William Osman thing Allen has ever built.
Is that a villan from spider man?
@@al-aminmohammad7574 Yeah, and a youtuber
Holy crap
Ad a taser to the end of it and now ur michael reeves
but it need more zip tie
I love how excited Allen is to have MacGuyvered a reciprocating saw
Thinking quickly, Allen fashioned a home-made reciprocating saw out of a bread knife, some bolts, and a reciprocating saw.
This man is really testing his luck in that small peace of metal holding the knife
It's probably relatively safe since the blade never gets any serious momentum in a particular direction, compared to an angle grinder.
@@superchroma That is a good assumption, you would be right.
It's safe because he is wearing safety goggles
@@royalchallenger8057 your not wrong
london sounds*
"he was born without a body, he is only a pair of hands" I am dying 1:22
DONT die!
He is actaully joking cuz he won't do a face reveal.
@@Maksim_the_clumsy -_-
When he said that, I was genuinely confused for a solid second.
yes lol!!
No one:
High-Frequency Blades in Metal Gear Rising:
7:57 alan, you’re the only TH-camr that ill believe when you say you ate the food
fuud*
"There's nothing more American than NOT eating lettuce, I've just realized."
I laughed so hard at that!!! XD
69 likes
b u r g e r
Lettuce is one of the most useless vegetables tho
@@Imjudah- wdym?
I haven't seen Allen laugh this manically since the blood sword
That's quite a sentence for anyone who's tuning in for the first time!
Ikr
the WHAT?
I love the sound of Allen Pan laughing like a mad scientist in the morning.
"Ham is nature's ballistic gel" is my favorite quote
"I wonder where all these ants came from?" - Allen in about a week
NEVER tell this man what a cordless reciprocating saw is! he just discovered his dream
I think he knows what a Sawzall is he made a distinction between one attached to a bread knife and a smooth knife.
Every person on earth whose done construction is face palming so hard at this video..
@@LaSombraa yup 😆
@@LaSombraa I haven't so please explain
the fact that hes stupid enough to think he "made" something here by attaching a knife to a commercial product, and that he dosent realize that these already exist in the form of reciprocating saws and jig saws really says a lot about this guys brain power.
1950: “We want flying cars!”
2021: “So knife go BRRRRRR”
knoife: * goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr and turns lethal all of a sudden *
people: -'okay this is a mistake'-
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood- (blood) -shed (shed)
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight
The time he almost chopped his hand off gives me anxiety.
Which one
@@thedepressedweebking9845 It was the POV
@@argonhammer9352 ah yes
So most of the video?
@@jonathan0berg yes
I'm really surprised he didn't wear any safety gloves. I mean, a self-made tool that moves a knife uncontrollably fast to cut something which is held very poorly with the other hand.
Im not convinced that safety gloves would have stopped that knife
"self made tool" wut? he literally just screwed a knife onto an existing commercial product. he didnt make ANYTHING.
@@FingerinUrDaughter taking a popsicle stick and putting it in a juice cup in a freezer then having a popsicle would be considered it's own product.
This analogy takes 2 pre-existing products and creates a new entirely different product from it.
The project takes a knife and a... Whatever that thing is, to make a vibroblade.
I think it's a new product.
@@FingerinUrDaughter The fact that he took two things that weren't meant to be together and put them together with a bracket he made to fit. That means HE DID DO SOMETHING! Granted it's dangerous and dumb but he knows what he's doing to an extent.
@@jackychang9148 you dont seem to understand. he literally just switched the knife that was already on it for another one. he didnt make anything.
0:49 "There will be bloodshed"
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
will ride upon the dragons back
oh no
me when a cyborg hits me with their dollar store hf blade
"There's nothing more American than not eating lettuce."
Or invading other countries or looting or trying to the take capitols
No raid other countries for oil while not eating lettuce
Also deep frying everything in existence
@@ptolemy1796 Is eating deep fried lettuce American then? Or do they cancel out
@@Bubbly_Dragon
They do flame grill lettuce but not deep fry.
"hes the one that says skookum right?" lol, love both TOT and AVE
Came to the comments for this!
Ave makes me giggle like a schoolgirl😂
AvE has a way with words. His videos are some of the most entertaining videos of their kind.
Jetstream Sam is everywhere man, I love itt
So a vibroblade isn't so farfetched it could be a viable weapon.
4:47 for some reason this felt like one of those villain moments
Allen The Joker
Your neighbours hear vibrations and manic giggling all day and by the the afternoon they hear "oooo oooo I love america ooo theres cheese everywhere..... oh my head is so massaged"
Hahaha
love how he makes everything conceivable as possible using a bag
9:56 NOW I KNOW IT WORKS because it cuts butter like butter. 100% approval
"What if knife...but more?"
But big cut knife?
@Hand Grabbing Fruits i found one online that was black and white so i replaced the colors
Alternative title: "Man makes device with knife and is surprised that it cuts things"
The joy in your laughter is EVERYTHING though, keep on doing what you're doing!
I love how this is barely different from regular power tool attachments, but the fact that it is a knife by definition makes it special
Why are you simultaneously both the more sane and more insane version of Michael Reeves?
"2020 has been a weird year. I'v built some weird stuff, i shot a baby" 10/10 best out of context quote ever.
Edit, this whole video is great OOC
honestly since it’s 2020 it’s completely believable out of context
I ve gained a double chin
"Oh God, freedom everywhere!" has gotta be my favorite quote
I couldn't watch this through the end I grew more and more anxious of all the ways it could go wrong
i apreciate you using gundam 00 as an example of fiction with sounwave/vibrating based cutting weaponry
"Is he the guy that says skookum" lol love the ave reference
Pardon my uncultured self, but what is Ave?
@@DustMug he's another youtuber. In the same vein as this old Tony and bigclivedotcom
few more drinks later i can imagine you sat in a room surrounded by everything cut up tv, sofa, coffee table and while holding your last half a sock saying "i need to find more stuff"
Everyday we get closer to the technology in the Metal Gear series
watching you try to slice a thin slice with that made me realise you just made a machine that simulates how Michael J Fox feels trying to do precise tasks
The Neighbors Next Door: WHEN DID THE CRAZY DUDE GET A CHAINSAW.
Ahah, Crazy Dave, maker of plants!
"Ooh, I can do curves!"
do not take that out of context
Too late my G
I think I am missing something.
A VT7 high frequency blade the sword's high-frequency conversion carried over the already excellent properties of the original sword, making it extremely powerful - blade wolf
what about Olga's hf blade
MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
"Nothing more American then not eating lettuce"
Yup sounds about right
Lmao ikr
As an American,
Yeah this is right
Ladies and gentlemen, we've just re-invented the electric knife.
6:40 that's an amazing example of why serrated blades are made.
this year he's gonna turn it into the VT-17 HF Blade Murasama, mark my words
I like how you disappear for a while then always come back with something that could be classified a weapon
"Let's see if it can cut through the bread"
*Proceeds to cut through the bread, the plate, the table, the floor, the sound barrier, and approximately 2/3rds of the Earth's crust*
i looked this up because of metal gear revergence
So you made a gun, now a very fast knife. Definitely on a watchlist
Also super glad the Make America Grate Again hat didnt kill or poison you. We are calling that a win!
Ruth & Shawn
How are you so underrated here?! I was expecting to be pinned ngl
This was hilarious. Grate content!
Hypersonic knife : let me introduce myself.
“Oh it doesn’t like lettuce” ha yeah that sounds like an American invention
This has been one of the most anxiety inducing experiences I've had in a while
Congratulations! You just created a band-saw!
8:26 I love how even though he is just talking to himself in the camera, he is having the time of his life.
6:34 i legit thought he put his hand on the blade lmao
the sight of him putting the cheese on the wrong spot on his head is just the funniest part of this whole video
4:03 I love the shot of the lady driving by all slow while getting ready to call the cops.
9:51 turns it off to slice some butter, turns it on to spread it. LMAO
“Let’s see how thin of a slice I can make” proceeds to shake more than a veteran with Parkinson’s
Nice analogy
@@gagiibaaji2774 thanks
@@aussie2749 wasn't talking to you tf?
@@jack-inactive1979 no but I still thanked him
@@aussie2749 you're welcome
guy: whats going on here!?
*cuts to alan with a sword and a head on the table*
I now know why mad scientists are always depicted as having maniacal laughs.
Art imitates life.
Imagine giving birth to a pair of live, sentient baby hands
7:17 the moment he cuts his hand off (almost)
He's holding a fork, the thing doesn't get close to his hand
*ad*
Me: * cuts the carrots 333 times per second *
My Mom: You're doing it wrong, let me show you
Mom's have near infinite knowledge when it comes to cutting things, do not compare our mortal creations to their mighty cutting power.
The way he laughs when massacring the bread haha absolut madman.
Love it
The true path to enlightenment is finding joy in whatever you do. This guy is enlightened as fuck!
Man, getting all of these uploads from my favorite TH-camrs is a present itself
Man, no safety gloves. Brave or careless? Had me wide eyed.
I love the dempnic crazy laughter when he cuts bread. it reminds him of what he did to his neighbor after his neighbor called the cops on him for sound conplaints...
5:51 That laugh has me concerned about your sanity when using that “tool”.