Gary Gulman On How The States Got Their Abbreviations | CONAN on TBS

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  • @bretparent2120
    @bretparent2120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3970

    I appreciate him referring to the invention of "o'clock" as timeless.

    • @RobertPenner
      @RobertPenner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      O'snap, I've watched this over five times and never noticed.

    • @StanfordChiou
      @StanfordChiou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@RobertPenner "Of the snap".

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he manages to keep a straight face, and he's so off-hand.

    • @Edyth_Hedd
      @Edyth_Hedd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Sam Raffield Seriously, I've never seen a bit with so much detail.

    • @pandresa
      @pandresa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I never noticed that I was so fixed on the “sky comma”

  • @JasonBennettisoCivics
    @JasonBennettisoCivics 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2750

    A well-organized bit that must've taken a good deal of time to refine. He isn't afraid to let it build and develop at a natural pace; the funny isn't forced. Bravo.

    • @93Jubilee
      @93Jubilee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He left me wanting more! Great stuff.

    • @justincastillogayray
      @justincastillogayray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@PotatoeSnow He did Conan last week to explain how this bit came about. Very surprising.

    • @trudyandgeorge
      @trudyandgeorge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It took him ten years to develop this bit.

    • @benhutman9635
      @benhutman9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@93Jubilee There are longer versions of it.

    • @FatalChaz33
      @FatalChaz33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said. This type of humor is brilliant.

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3782

    Great comedians often make up fake situations to tell a funny joke see: "Guy walked into a bar" etc. Gulman made up an entire documentary WITH INTRICATE details and side bits. Dude is a genius. SO FUNNY!

    • @cupfulofeathers
      @cupfulofeathers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I was hoping he would name the documentary at the end!

    • @njp548
      @njp548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Listen to the Patton Oswalt episode from the podcast 'Good One' (Season 3 - Episode 5) where Patton explains further how good this joke was. He explains it towards the end of the podcast.

    • @jondoe9534
      @jondoe9534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Genius? No, he isn’t.

    • @LukePalmer
      @LukePalmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have never heard any professional comedian use "guy walked into a bar"

    • @unclecreepy7025
      @unclecreepy7025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      As a comedian, people always come up to me and ask, “do people really come up to you?”

  • @sarahcoletti6946
    @sarahcoletti6946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    I'm lucky enough to have been one of "Mr. Gulman's" students in high school! He was a substitute teacher and whenever we were lucky enough to have him for a class we learned more from his humor than we ever would've learned under normal circumstances! All around wonderful, truly hilarious guy!!!

    • @RobertPenner
      @RobertPenner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And he's still wearing the outfit!

    • @michaeluhler3474
      @michaeluhler3474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nice use of the first person of the holy trinity of regret. The contractor would be so proud.

    • @sarahcoletti6946
      @sarahcoletti6946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaeluhler3474 ?

    • @sarahcoletti6946
      @sarahcoletti6946 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rickrose5377?

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i learned so much from monty python sketches - an argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition - it's not just saying 'no it isn't'

  • @missoctober8859
    @missoctober8859 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    I kind of wish the documentary was real.

    • @RealJaydenBruns
      @RealJaydenBruns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Maybe someday it will be

    • @fanuchman
      @fanuchman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It can't ever be real if it never happened...

    • @darkking222
      @darkking222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Ari Fanuch one day

    • @DWQJVB
      @DWQJVB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are not real

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      miss october I so stooppeedd, I went looking for it.

  • @davidsthubbins176
    @davidsthubbins176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    I love how Dottie goes from being a Randy Minx, to a Vulgar Lush.

    • @ThunderPants13
      @ThunderPants13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      She's all four. That's part of her innate Dottie-ness.

    • @taylorcruise440
      @taylorcruise440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ThunderPants13 she's a pistol. a real hot ticket.

    • @prennt57g99
      @prennt57g99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      How Dottie is that?

    • @K-A5
      @K-A5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@prennt57g99 so Dottie 💁‍♀️

    • @davidadame9948
      @davidadame9948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hear Dottie lives in Florida now.

  • @hermanmunster7672
    @hermanmunster7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    The whole bit is genius but Gary’s set up using the omelette station story in between abbreviating Alabama and Alaska is fantastic. The “everyone cool with AL?” joke doesn’t happen if it comes right after Alabama. The story interruption creates the buffer where that joke can happen and the audience gets the humor instantly.

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You noticed that did you

    • @blakeledyard3036
      @blakeledyard3036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 i think he did

    • @888kish
      @888kish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      00⁰⁰

    • @onebird_oakradish
      @onebird_oakradish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The John Madden of comedy analysis.

    • @seventhsonmedia
      @seventhsonmedia ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@onebird_oakradish If the quarterback throws the ball to the receiver, and the receiver catches the ball and then he runs into the end zone, then that's, uh, that's a touchdown.

  • @ttpdintern
    @ttpdintern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "We don't need the ffpthhh." 😂SO funny. All of it = a work o' art. 😊😉

    • @greydawgjr
      @greydawgjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see you've met the contractor, wait, I mean the conTRACTor.

    • @davidadame9948
      @davidadame9948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "ffpthhh" is perhaps my favorite punchline ever.

    • @akb3536
      @akb3536 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sky comma. 😅​@@davidadame9948

  • @toddchap
    @toddchap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2532

    When he said "Not a CONtractor, a conTRACTor", I put my phone down and clapped.

    • @fchrisgrimm
      @fchrisgrimm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      4:50 of set-up for that perfect line!

    • @msjulie5harrison
      @msjulie5harrison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah - that was drop dead funny!!!!

    • @commentor93
      @commentor93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Could someone please explain that part to me? English is not my first language, so I'm probably not that familiar with the small differences.

    • @nikhilramanathan9901
      @nikhilramanathan9901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@commentor93 A "CONtractor" is someone that you hire to complete a specific task (i.e. you give them a contract to do something specific). A "conTRACTed word" is a word that's made by combining two other words (i.e. do not = don't, would not = won't). In this case, it's a play on words because they hire a guy (which would make him a CONtractor) who's job is to make up contracted words (making him a "conTRACTer", which is not a real occupation obviously).

    • @godofgamingnos
      @godofgamingnos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only got it the second time I watched this. Perfect setup.

  • @DarkestofTimes
    @DarkestofTimes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Instantly one of my favorite sets. This was fantastic and witty.

    • @dmbkersh
      @dmbkersh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, totally agree. He's so good. Look up his bit about Donald Trump and Bill Gates.

    • @DarkestofTimes
      @DarkestofTimes 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      dmbkersh lol okay

  • @MusgoHBA
    @MusgoHBA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    This got progressively funnier as it went along.

    • @justherefortheviolence
      @justherefortheviolence 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He has a special on Netflix, hilarious

    • @MusgoHBA
      @MusgoHBA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Rutherford I might check it out now

    • @SalemElectro7
      @SalemElectro7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He has 2 specials actually. He was a bit nervous here, but when he's really in his element he's even better. "In this economy" I'd recommend to watch first of the 2.

    • @areghovsepyan718
      @areghovsepyan718 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I noticed that too. I've seen this bit on the special and it's way funnier there. He's sort of nervous here in the beginning then he gets in the zone. But even then he's hurrying it up and it's not as funny without his nonchalant theatrical delivery on the netflix special.

    • @skepticalbaby6912
      @skepticalbaby6912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MusgoHBA I actually enjoy this delivery more. His delivery in the special was fantastic, but here it feels more conversational, like a guy at a party telling his friends about a movie he enjoyed. It's wonderful.

  • @jplmedley
    @jplmedley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    This is one of the best 6 minutes of comedy, period. I've watched thousands of hours, and the density of creativity, unexpected ideas, memorable characters is at such a high level - I'd put it up against any 6 minutes by anybody.

  • @XMetalChefX
    @XMetalChefX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I'm sorry but his timing is pure mastery. He is literally WAITING for them to "get it".

    • @Observ45er
      @Observ45er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It takes a while to learn and be comfortable with that. It can seem like minutes at first...

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Observ45er oh god it's miserable. Especially when you're just figuring it out and you wait for the laugh _and sometimes it just never comes_

    • @snakedoktor6020
      @snakedoktor6020 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Observ45er *like

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "such TIMELESS classics as o'clock..."

    • @vuuvovuuv
      @vuuvovuuv หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@soth1sol omg i have watched this may time and i have never once caught the "timeless" in there, amazing

  • @ericshepard6596
    @ericshepard6596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I've been saying 'woulda, coulda, shoulda' my whole life but never had the imagination available to refer to it as 'the holy trinity of regret' that was epic.

    • @Hobbes1025
      @Hobbes1025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Better than would of, should of and could of. LOL

  • @BdR76
    @BdR76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Now that's a solid bit of comedy right there :D

    • @JaBarge303
      @JaBarge303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea gulman is the man! Way better than that mainstream trash Iglesias hart and Jim jefferues

    • @oledevo
      @oledevo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That it is.

    • @onetuliptree
      @onetuliptree 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ★★★★★

  • @mohommadkhan4951
    @mohommadkhan4951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    To this day, I consider this to be the best comedy routine I have ever seen.

    • @strigen
      @strigen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agree. It's so intricate and well thought out

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to check out John Pinette

    • @atheismgaming17
      @atheismgaming17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is tied with The One Thing by John Mulaney

    • @gheller2261
      @gheller2261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Um, no.

    • @barbaracataldo566
      @barbaracataldo566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a little older. Try Victor Borge and his punctuation routine.

  • @amrit44b
    @amrit44b 8 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    the "o' clock" joke KILLED

    • @felixzardan7127
      @felixzardan7127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Ikr "we don't need the fffff thhhh" hahaha

    • @jinsubkim330
      @jinsubkim330 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Sky comma!!

    • @skepticalbaby6912
      @skepticalbaby6912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Amrit Because then, the apostrophe had no name. It was merely a comma without gravity.

    • @V0r4xiz
      @V0r4xiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All the jokes killed.

    • @COMALiteJ
      @COMALiteJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skepticalbaby6912 In the other, less “clean” (as in more profanity, but not a whole lot) version available here on TH-cam (no video - just a still of the album cover), he does say pretty much that: “That’s how long ago this was - the apostrophe hadn’t even been _named_ yet!”

  • @RatSitnov
    @RatSitnov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    The Holy Trinity of regrets. Awesome.

    • @tjmctube
      @tjmctube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect

    • @rceval
      @rceval 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Other than the “contractor” thing, the holy trinity is my fave

    • @creepypastaanecdotes8183
      @creepypastaanecdotes8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I use this line in conversation to this day. It's genius

  • @IIMetalMaskII
    @IIMetalMaskII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    this level of comedy is too advanced for me

  • @dennisstuder4164
    @dennisstuder4164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This really is one of the greatest jokes and delivery ever. Every component is flawless
    Also love the slow catching up from the audience on the "sky comma"

  • @SpareSimian
    @SpareSimian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I was shocked when he stopped. I wanted to hear about the rest of the states!

    • @stevencooke6451
      @stevencooke6451 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Separating Mississippi and Missouri must have been murder.

  • @Hairmetallurgist
    @Hairmetallurgist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "How often do well? Ne'er. They ne'er did well."

    • @chefpaddy
      @chefpaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For some reason that was my favorite part..lol. so well crafted.

    • @davidsthubbins176
      @davidsthubbins176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E'er?
      No, ne'er. 😆

    • @Funkopedia
      @Funkopedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love that it tied into the greater theme of contractions

    • @darkshadow31415
      @darkshadow31415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Funkopedia You could say he foreshadowed it.

    • @prennt57g99
      @prennt57g99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you believe this contractor apostrophized “never do well”?

  • @ace41785
    @ace41785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Such great writing! This joke gives me Norm Macdonald vibes. I bet he loved this one if he heard it…Also I love how the joke took about 6 minutes, the same amount of time you said it’d take to abbreviate the states at the start.

    • @gmh471
      @gmh471 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Patton Oswalt has cited this bit as the one he wishes he had written.

  • @mich8261
    @mich8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I have watched this so many times. It’s like playing a favourite song on the stereo

  • @rabbitscooter
    @rabbitscooter ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Truly, one of THE great standup routines, ever. Beautifully written, and Gary Gulman's delivery is genius. If there was a Nobel Prize for the comedy, this was a winner.

    • @jwhomeez9393
      @jwhomeez9393 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean his constant rocking left and right? I was getting seasick - even the cameraman had to keep pulling back to let us steady a bit. However, the routine was brilliant!

    • @rabbitscooter
      @rabbitscooter ปีที่แล้ว

      @jwhomeez9393 I hadn't even noticed until you mentioned it, and now that's all I can see! LOL

  • @YouTubeKnight
    @YouTubeKnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    The "Bohemian Rhapsody" of stand-up acts.

    • @big10inrecord
      @big10inrecord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Should've Would've Could've
      Very very frightening me!
      Gary Gulman (Gary Gulman)

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Death penalty for anyone who writes “would of”, “could of”, or “should of”.

    • @wampuskitty8264
      @wampuskitty8264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@big10inrecord Underrated comment

    • @sjenkins8468
      @sjenkins8468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apt equivocation that.

    • @emmanuelanthony8149
      @emmanuelanthony8149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your comment was brought up in an interview with Gary Gulman haha. He appreciated the compliment

  • @patrickmchugh4616
    @patrickmchugh4616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I have watched tons of stand up comedy. This is one of the most well thought out and genius bits of comedy I have ever seen. Props to Gary for an intellectual ride on the hilarity train.

    • @HoyaSaxaSD
      @HoyaSaxaSD 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Clearly you’re, somehow, unfamiliar with Gallagher

  • @johnsullivan1899
    @johnsullivan1899 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Wow, terrific and so innovative. I can't believe how patient and comfortable he is in the first couple of minutes of setup. He gets what are honestly a couple of charity giggles, but his mild early meandering is all intentional. It's part of the journey he's taking the audience on from mildly amused to completely bought in and laughing. I couldn't be more impressed.

  • @shaunmason3243
    @shaunmason3243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This piece of genius is a master class on how to write a tight 6-minutes. Never gets old.

  • @Joker-ou1ns
    @Joker-ou1ns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "He wrote such TIMEless classics as o'clock."

    • @sarah_b_555
      @sarah_b_555 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhh...

    • @whyyeseyec
      @whyyeseyec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guy 1: How are you going to shorten 'of clock'
      Guy 2: Watch me....

  • @audiotango
    @audiotango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    One of the most genius bits ever. So well-written. To me, this is on the same level as Bob Newhart's "The Driving Instructor."

  • @mpcoleman
    @mpcoleman ปีที่แล้ว +132

    With the right cast, writing, and direction, a full 90 minute mocumentary about this exact topic would be a true artistic accomplishment.

    • @minnesotajack1
      @minnesotajack1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Many movies have been made on ideas far less refined than this.

    • @gregorymorales1
      @gregorymorales1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      12 angry men style and this would be perfect

    • @Heather-fx7sr
      @Heather-fx7sr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Christopher Guest

    • @AnimeAftermath
      @AnimeAftermath 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Heather-fx7srCatherine O'Hara has to play Dottie.

    • @stevencooke6451
      @stevencooke6451 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wish we could crowd compose this.
      Who would play the Holiday Sauce guy?

  • @SirForwyn
    @SirForwyn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    I thought this guy was bad at first, but man did he prove me wrong!

    • @teekay9718
      @teekay9718 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same, man. Same.

    • @treetrain
      @treetrain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      check out his other stuff, he has such fun doing comedy, and shows it, which is part of what makes him stand out. I love his sets!!

    • @bkbj8282
      @bkbj8282 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought you were a dipshit on youtube at first, but boy did you prove me right!

    • @pitbullvicious2505
      @pitbullvicious2505 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still think he's bad.. And I'm watching this the third time, laughing my ass off. Paradoxical.

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Check out his special on Netflix, It has this joke in it.

  • @zakorkaz
    @zakorkaz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I got to meet him after his show in Buffalo and he's the most friendly person on the planet

    • @WindyCityBassin
      @WindyCityBassin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BowHunter77 Agreed, i met him about 3-4 years ago after a show in IL. Super down to earth and his entire show was hilarious and very clean. Really good sense of humor and timing.

    • @LatinaFey
      @LatinaFey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. I was at the season/series finale of Tourgasm in 2006. Just a genuinely good, down-to-earth guy who loves his fans. ❤️

    • @Remerdre
      @Remerdre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I interviewed him back in my freelance journalism days, and I can confirm this. Friendly, easygoing, and a fun interview. After everything he's been through since, I was so happy to see his recent HBO special. He deserves the new recognition and success.

  • @ochocabra1542
    @ochocabra1542 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "how Dotty is this?"

    • @littleghostfilms3012
      @littleghostfilms3012 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I know!!!😆I'm going to appropriate and redeploy that phrase in future situations

    • @ochocabra1542
      @ochocabra1542 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@littleghostfilms3012 --been doing it for years

  • @hellolovely2
    @hellolovely2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I love this guy SO MUCH. and I'm very interested in a Dottie spin-off movie.

    • @Unqualifiedtake
      @Unqualifiedtake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see it as a series

    • @stephenlackey5852
      @stephenlackey5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spin-off docudrama...
      Dottie can’t play herself whole she’s in and out of rehab.

    • @prennt57g99
      @prennt57g99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like how we’re picturing spinoffs of a documentary that doesn’t exist

  • @TheHVermillz
    @TheHVermillz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    wow! Gary Gulman's comedy is so quick and tied to word play that it requires a much higher level of attention to understand. But the payoff is worth it

  • @JohnLee-ue6gy
    @JohnLee-ue6gy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This bit should be in textbooks to demonstrate the difference between writing jokes and being naturally funny.
    Gulman could tell you about ordering lunch yesterday, on any given day, and make rip roaring funny.

  • @narch45
    @narch45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Gary's comedy is like music. You can listen to it over and over. It's just a pleasure to hear/watch

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TOOL is the gary gullman of music

  • @MyLife3636
    @MyLife3636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Gary Gulman is amazing. We saw him recently. His show was all about his depression but he made it funny and interesting. Before and after the show, he greeted everyone and hugged whoever wanted it.

    • @richardveltri4845
      @richardveltri4845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think I listened to this special on Spotify. Killed me when he was in the hospital watching the Office and tells the guy he auditioned to be Jim and, while watching the show, the guy asks, "Did you get it?"

  • @geraldineconrad9258
    @geraldineconrad9258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I just listened to him on the Oct 29 episode of the Hilarious World of Depression podcast. He performed Abbreviations at a low point of his recent bout with depression, a disease he has had since a teen. He was candid and impressive. He moved back to MA a few months ago because he wasn't up to renewing a lease in Manhattan. His meds worked for about seven years and they stopped so he is on a new regimen. Someone commented on his math affinity. He majored in accounting in college. Listen to this podcast if you want to understand the long-term fight with depression. I wanted to reach through the earbuds and give him a big hug.

    • @MrOrgeston
      @MrOrgeston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Depression is not a disease. It is a loose collection of symptoms.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MA as in Maine, Maryland, or Massachusetts?

    • @BramHepburn
      @BramHepburn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Symptoms of...a disease?​@@MrOrgeston

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    No matter how many times I watch this bit, it makes me laugh. Genuinely inventive and clever stuff, perfectly delivered.

  • @cbcsmithers
    @cbcsmithers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's a lovely blend of laughing at the actual joke and laughing at him and the delivery. Prime.

  • @WorkFromYourLaptop
    @WorkFromYourLaptop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is delivered perfectly. For him to draw the audience in enough to be laughing at fictional documentary characters is genius. Perfect timing and delivery throughout.

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As an "old person" I can attest that in school we had to learn all the states' official postal abbreviations, and then a year or two later we had to learn the new two letter ones.
    ETA: We also had a whole section on the metric system since it would be "replacing" the imperial system in a few years. Funny how that didn't work out.

  • @stuwindupbird
    @stuwindupbird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    For years now I'm coming back to this, I recommend it to people all the time and to me, this is his Mona Lisa: this is such perfect work and his delivery and his joy that it's actually working makes me so happy every time.

    • @stevencooke6451
      @stevencooke6451 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If the Mona Lisa were a lot larger.

  • @bakon321
    @bakon321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    video starts at 0:00 if you were wondering

    • @VisualFeast7557
      @VisualFeast7557 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, at 00:01

    • @bkbj8282
      @bkbj8282 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your comedy career starts at infinity:00. It won't ever start. You are humorless trash.

    • @OfficialJabberwocky
      @OfficialJabberwocky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +bkbj8282 easy killer

    • @andrew.0625
      @andrew.0625 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +bkbj8282 that is a very appropriate response

    • @SuperFastEddies
      @SuperFastEddies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks

  • @b-rabs1806
    @b-rabs1806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Not now Dottie you vulgar lush!"

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The audience didn’t get the Shakespeare joke “et tu, Dottie” 😂

    • @stephenlackey5852
      @stephenlackey5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of the little gem asides that some crowds get but this one didn’t.

    • @randythompson5154
      @randythompson5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, you’re smarter than the entire audience...and probably everyone else in the world.

  • @applesaucesailor
    @applesaucesailor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    one of my favorite stand up comedians. great stage presence and with the perfect brand of humor to match!

  • @cannae216
    @cannae216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Heard about this set on The Hilarious World of Depression Podcast. Hope 2018 is better for you, Gary. The waves come, but they always break. That helps me get through the rounds of depression.

    • @honnichka
      @honnichka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cannae216 me too! My favorite podcast. And this set KILLED! May 2018 bring the success 13 year old Gary wanted.

  • @chmick50
    @chmick50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Gary is so brilliant - "This is so Dottie..."

  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This might be one of the greatest stand up sets, I have ever seen.

  • @erinn2101
    @erinn2101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Really glad to have stumbled across his comedy. :) "DOTTY, YOU RANDY MINX!"

  • @galenpowell7230
    @galenpowell7230 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    As an amateur comedian, this is maybe the best 6 minutes I've ever seen.

  • @ereristark425
    @ereristark425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Would've, could've, should've the holy Trinity of regrets"😂

  • @taxmanfelix5189
    @taxmanfelix5189 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This recording is hilarious, but the full version on the hour-long special (found on Netflix) is even funnier. The pacing and language just seems so much better,

  • @doslover
    @doslover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy crap, "sky comma" got me. Busted out laughing and caught the attention of nearby co-workers

  • @SamHusseini
    @SamHusseini ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is so good, I bet they will make the "documentary" at some point.

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "This visionary said 'We don't need the fffthhh, I can do that with a sky comma' " lmao

    • @AlmostaFlipinSkater
      @AlmostaFlipinSkater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It took me to read the joke to understand it lol

    • @brettenator
      @brettenator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it, had the word for an apostrophe not been invented at that point?

    • @AlmostaFlipinSkater
      @AlmostaFlipinSkater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brettenator Gary says we don't need the "fff" or "phh" sound for "o'clock". Saying apostrophe would require Gary to make a "phh" sound, which was eliminated in the timeless classic of "o'clock". It's a super meta joke.

    • @darkshadow31415
      @darkshadow31415 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlmostaFlipinSkater omg....boom.

    • @bman342a
      @bman342a 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brettenator No Brett, actually the word "Apostrophe" was derived from the more complex verb form "apostrophyzing". I want to say around 1973...so I will say it.

  • @SunshineSurfsup1
    @SunshineSurfsup1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Look at his other works too. Gary is a comic genius (and no, I'm not his mom)...lol

  • @Mollybad
    @Mollybad ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Former copyeditor here so I'm a word nerd, and this is one of the funniest things I have EVER seen. Brilliant.

  • @descaro
    @descaro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    man, so simple and so funny

    • @joylee78
      @joylee78 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      look for his cookie hierarchy

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NOT NOW, YOU VULGAR LUSH!

  • @theonkanyiso_
    @theonkanyiso_ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is definitely one of the best written jokes I've ever seen.
    It's been 8 years and still

  • @GeneralLazySpoon
    @GeneralLazySpoon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That's fresh material. Yeah! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time... oh sweet golly.

  • @MoviesandPopcornwithDara
    @MoviesandPopcornwithDara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He had a very small part in Joker. I was glad to see him make an appearance

  • @raghav4973
    @raghav4973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Conan(sky comma)s guest stand up here was refreshingly good!

  • @tylerclavin6452
    @tylerclavin6452 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    one of the most under appreciated comedians. I saw him live once and i cried laughing the whole time. His word play is second to none.

  • @tiotito31
    @tiotito31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He can make anything funny. Gary Gulman should be a legend. In my eyes, he is.

  • @changwoochoi6735
    @changwoochoi6735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One of my all-time favorite stand-up bits. So genius. Should be listed in hall of fame

  • @helkeel
    @helkeel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Watching this again but after "great depresh" selfishly makes me happy he got the help needed to be able to continue his craft

  • @Wesley......
    @Wesley...... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this! I wish it was longer, in fact I want to see the actual documentary!

  • @mirabai305
    @mirabai305 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I can't express how badly I want this movie to be real!

  • @rodangles382
    @rodangles382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh Gary Gulman , Your Cookie Bit Was Genius, But This, This Is Beyond .....

  • @brendancurran5893
    @brendancurran5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've seen this clip so many times now-it is the closest I've seen any comedian come to the nerdy, wacky brilliance of "Who's on First?"

  • @markdavis1358
    @markdavis1358 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is just so brilliant and original - I feel like I could just watch it endlessly on repeat and it would never get old.

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Not a CONtractor, a conTRACtor."
    Brilliant.

  • @luciwaves
    @luciwaves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every now and then I come back to this bit and it's the most genius wordsmith I've ever seen, the contractor tops it but wow there's so much great stuff in all of it. Perfect from start to finish =) they should make that spoof doc into a movie.

  • @butuh1324
    @butuh1324 8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    My new stripper name: Randy Minx.

    • @badandylaoc
      @badandylaoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What was your old stripper name?

    • @cdh79
      @cdh79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@badandylaoc John

    • @2HRTS1LOVE
      @2HRTS1LOVE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The correct spelling is Randee Mynxxx. Duh. 😁

    • @DWQJVB
      @DWQJVB 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Moore Pole Smoker

    • @trackcoachmac
      @trackcoachmac 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not Youvulgar Lush?

  • @Jen-ok6os
    @Jen-ok6os 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm genuinely in awe of how well constructed this bit is. We live in a time when people say "political correctness is ruining comedy". Just point them to this.
    You just have to be smarter than the lowest common denominator.

    • @nevhoffman
      @nevhoffman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      eh, but political correctness and cancel culture are still ruining comedy. doesn’t mean there aren’t jokes to be made yet, just that ultra-sensitivity isn’t good for anyone

  • @TechMetalRules
    @TechMetalRules 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A true wordsmith.
    This documentary he made up seems like something from 'Documentary Now'.

  • @oregondani
    @oregondani 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I've seen him in concert twice, and he is one of the most intelligent comedians out there. His jokes are well thought out and never rely on vulgarity or cheap shots. Probably the best comedian of our time!

  • @kwanarchive
    @kwanarchive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how he just lets the "sky comma" bit hang there for a few seconds until the crowd caught up. Not afraid of a bit of silence.

  • @MisteMiner
    @MisteMiner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Very Clever Humor!

  • @benhutman9635
    @benhutman9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is perhaps the most brilliant stand up set of all time.

  • @JaeEnceeti
    @JaeEnceeti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I would say that I thought I found this hilarious but instead I(sky comma)ll just write lol.

  • @CymSteve
    @CymSteve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy is amazing, i can't believe i haven't heard of him until now.

  • @TimBurtonTim
    @TimBurtonTim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Every 1970s office had a wise-cracking secretary"

    • @charleymcmullen5626
      @charleymcmullen5626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      60% of them were named Dottie. The other 40%? Carol.

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is one of the greatest bits ever written/performed.

  • @agahtamg
    @agahtamg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was so perfectly put together, what a delight!

  • @andersonash9059
    @andersonash9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Have every single album and special. This is my guy.

  • @urosh007
    @urosh007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I only wish the documentary really exists

  • @thelorddrinian
    @thelorddrinian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i love how he's smiling at his own jokes.

  • @imnotsumitnagar
    @imnotsumitnagar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He started this bit in '94. Some things are just worth the time

  • @phillyredsox
    @phillyredsox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This routine reminds me of Victor Borge. Both are incredible with their wordplay, playfulness, and wit.

  • @byhooksorbycrooks7650
    @byhooksorbycrooks7650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I know I'm late to the party, but this bit is timeless. It's funny, and would work in any decade (after 1973) and is for almost all audiences. Great bit.

  • @___wij
    @___wij 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Notice how there are no "hills" in the most watched TH-cam indicator. Everyone starts at the beginning and watches all the way through. Each joke is set up by the previous one. Funny contextually. Brilliant.

  • @saintrush7399
    @saintrush7399 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Old school comedy at it's finest!

    • @RaffaeleDAbrusco
      @RaffaeleDAbrusco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its.

    • @RaffaeleDAbrusco
      @RaffaeleDAbrusco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SaintRush556 Illiterate moron

    • @RaffaeleDAbrusco
      @RaffaeleDAbrusco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're stupidity at it's finest. Or its? Illiterate moron.

    • @degenerate82
      @degenerate82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not sure if level 9 clever troll or actually meant to write "you're"

    • @RaffaeleDAbrusco
      @RaffaeleDAbrusco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      degenerate82 ;) What do you think?

  • @savannahjackson8513
    @savannahjackson8513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Such a classic. I’ve watched this many times over the years and it still makes me laugh out loud. Gary’s timing and delivery are perfect.

  • @billyamm
    @billyamm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus christ the 'sky comma' had me choking on my water, literally! One of my all-time favorite Conan standups!