Classic Gulman: The Greatest Smartphone Story Ever Told
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ม.ค. 2023
- Could we live a little pulp?
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"It only adds up if you add it up."
That's gold.
He's, like, my personal Shakespeare.
Brilliant delivery. I love the "phone is a seldom used app on my phone". A real master of words.
He is so brilliant with how he sets up punchlines. And the punchlines themselves.
“To me, the phone is a seldom used app… on my phone.” 😂
I'm 62, and have never heard of you. But you are now my favorite comedian. That, sir, was so true, and so funny!
You think this is good, you should watch his routine on how the states got their abbreviations.
@@ForDemoPurposesOnly
Yes! Love that one.
You think that’s funny, wait until he tells you about how he loves grapes. 😂😂
So Dotty.
Yes! Turns out, I’m the only one of my friends that didn’t know about this guy. Have you seen him on Rich Eisen show?
Gary can take something you THINK has been done to death: not calling on our phones, and bring a fresh take on it and it's hilarious.
And I’m 63, never heard of you and now you are my favorite comedian!
@@RenataKleinRK Wonderful, thank you for that!
He is one of the best. He structures his routines so well. A true craftsman.
No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh.
"seldom used app" - priceless perfect comedy
Enjoy your Cell... Dumb, I See. 😄 🤣 😂
Quickly clarifying with "Redemption" was so clever and well-delivered 😂
In 2024, there are maybe five or six living comedians whose routines are funny enough to watch more than once. Gary Gulman is either at or near the top of that list
Gary Gulman
Bill Burr
Nate Bargatze
Daniel Tosh
Hannibal Burress
Brian Regan
In the convo..
Pete Holmes
Mike Birbiglia
Anthony Jeselnik
Kyle Kinane
Tom Segura
Dave Chappelle
Casey Rocket from KillTony
Watching this on my phone 📞
Same.
Who isn't?
So am I. 😂
The way he crafts his monologs are amazing.
How is Gary not a huge comedian. He's one of the best I've ever seen
Diet and exercise.
So glad to discover you have your own channel, Gary. I had discovered you on last comic standing and it was obvious then how talented you are. You have a very unique voice, delivery, and understated charm. You're it!
You're one of the greatest! Keep it up!
I have watched this more than 10 times over the years. Still cracks me up.
He's one of the greats. I can watch his sets again and again. I've got half of them memorized, lol.
I could go for unregulated, unlimited pulp!
Yes -- it's a fact -- YOU, sir are the most brilliant and the funniest comedian since George Carlin.🏆
My new favorite phrase, “your phone, is an app…on your PHONE.”
Love you, Gary Gulman! 😂
Classic Gulman is right! Love it
THE GUL! HELL YEAH!
Genuinely funny, whenever I see this come up on the comedy channel Laugh USA, I tell my wife: this guy's good
My favorite use of my supercomputer in my pocket was getting replacement remote control app simulators when we would lose the remotes, it's genius
still one of the best ever!!!!
Love you Man! I have been getting a refreshing deluge of your videos on TH-cam and I’m loving it.
Great stuff…... Thank you!
I've obviously I've been living in a different reality. I've known of you, but it didn't even enter my mind that you had a TH-cam channel, so glad I was watching Team Coco (shout-out) and found you. Yay 🤗You are super Funny and can be super deep with just a smidge of quirk...idk, whatever it is, it's right on👏👏👏☠
His humor is so perceptive.
So incredibly relatable!
He has some funny material. The grapefruit one is my favorite. Shawshank, Rocky are good too
Hey, I’m 80 and I never heard of you either and I think you’re wonderful now. So few comedians actually make me laugh.
my new favorite as well found him on Seth Myers.
Well crafted ending. Excellent.
Omg. You get me. I couldn’t buy the movie again but I would have looked into it . “ it only adds up if you add it up”. Lmao
GOAT!!!
I loved the Godfather reference 😂
Love Gary!
Just read (listened to) his audiobook Misfit.
Highly recommend.
Love your stories! We still talk about Dot the sassy secretary abbreviating the states!
Dottie, you randy minx!
Not now, Dottie! You vulgar lush!
is he still doing standup? he was funny. remember him from last comic standing.
Yes! Just bought tickets to see him. It'll be my second time.
Just as he was getting popular and getting movie roles he had some personal issues and stopped working for a few years. I saw a short special he made where he talked about it.
@@sleepinggorilla hate to hear that. Glad he's back. I'd heard he got married , so maybe he's got a good life going on now!
This is hilarious 😂
He redefined sugar cookies.
Sugar cookies bit is what made me fall in love with his comedy, what must have been 20 years ago. And he’s still hilarious.
My new favorite comedian
Fantastic set, reminds me of the first time I tasted fresh squeezed Orange juice, my ex-wife did try on that one.
Dr Drew glad you did research
Oh yeah, keep digging. Gary has many great bits...Many.
Dude how have I not heard of you before? Awesome stuff!
I loved Scholastic Book Club
We need a DVD to digital app.
The MASTER of the "tight five".
“I like the one that says shum pulp”
- Tony Soprano
Funny as always 🙂🙂
My offer is nothing!
Brilliant.
You da man!
I have gotten rid of VHS's and facet tapes but I still have CDs and DVDs so I guess I'm not too old
Some pulp is the best lol
Gulman is the best!
That sounds like girl math which I recently discovered. I just heard of you on NPR. So very funny. Hope you come to Tampa, FL.
love pulp
Unregulated unlimited pulp is a fantasy of mine. Can’t get enough pulp. 🍊
I'm definitely the text before calling kind of guy.
I 100% have done the dvd/streaming thing 😅
Classic Dottie
hilarious
"It only adds up...If you add it up." Hilarious. I am totally using that. I'm not a comedian, so I can.
Pulp!
JCC is still my favorite
Tell me about the generation that spends $15 to watch a movie rather than getting out of bed to watch it on the DVD he owns.
The ones whose backs hurt
You can't fight Big Pulp.
And he works clean.
Absolutely brilliant madness. :D
PS: I've checked my accounts... it doesn't add it, it only subtracts.
He looks like the actor who played Bruce Banner in avengers.
Hey, come to the West Coast, I will be glad to spend big $$$ to come see you.
He was recently here!
The phone is a seldom used app on my phone! Yes!
He’s going to have his Nate Bargatze or Larry David moment…
I love Nate Bargatze, but this guy is as good…different style. They are both in my top 3
My oldest son never talks on his phone. I, on the other hand, don't even own one.
Gah! Gah!!
Anybody else waiting for the favorite line in this golden set? - "This is my offer to you, Senator: nothing".
Not complaining, but I'm sorry he left it out!
prayer LORD thank you for gary, pls bless him and help him.
in Jesus name i pray amen
He thinks his mobile phone is a "phone" lol It's a pocket size computer that came with a phone app. :)
It's a pocket size tracker, that compels the public to believe they should be accessible at all times, along with everyone they ever try to contact.
@@buzoff4642well said. With love to be able to talk to a person sometime when trying to solve a problem instead of a chatbox, AI etc.
People that pay for content make me laugh.
Too polite and too mellow.
I’d call this accurate public speaking. Not comedy.
How very safe material. I like my comedians to be thought of as nice more than anything. I hope those actually funny psycho comedians to burn in hell. Seriously though, this is horrifying that young people find this funny. We are all doomed.
Not us. The common man.
Just look at a person like Elon or your local small business. They’re not lazy. Tech is making YOU lazy, but it doesn’t have to. You’re letting it.
Elon hasn't worked a day in his life. He's the laziest human being who has any notoriety. He was born into apartheid money, used it to buy claim to founding companies that already existed (PayPal, SpaceX, Tesla) and has brought nothing to the commercial market except the grift of convincing idiots that he's got more brain cells than teeth.
I think you missed the fact that this is comedy
@@radhiadeedou8286No, this guy’s probably never laughed a day in his life.
?!?
You have to be kidding.
Multitudes of business owners live year round on their seasonal/part time business, by paying the workers near nothing.
And then there's investors who contribute no effort whatsoever, and use the public for shunting the business expenses and when really f'ing up, the bill to bail out their epic failures.
Not the least bit funny.
Don't you just love him?! 🤍
Sure do! 😍