You're only lonely if you choose to be. Also if you like wiping Cheeto dust on yourself... I wipe Combo leavings on my shirt, so, thanks for having me.
@@roywalter2352 Bitcoin investment is great unlike the stock market and other financial Bitcoin has no centralized Iocation since it's operates 24 hours a day in different parts of the world
03:35 Joe Devito: "There's only one picture we need to see... That is you, naked, on a scale, holding a bank statement." I hurt myself laughing at that one!!!
pretty much every guy online I've ever talked to made himself taller in his profile, because they think they will get more dates that way. Sadly, most guys are also dumb rocks, so they will try to date a woman taller than them, who said in her profile she won't date shorter guys, and are still surprised when she leaves when the short truth arrives^^
@@davidtilley5671 - hahahaha, I’ve actually been divorced for almost 10 years and ‘researched,’ a few platforms and they freaked me out without even entangling with anyone. People flash shopping for the most beautiful, finest value and quality garment that have little to contribute that couldn’t afford to replace their holey whiteish tube socks. Many women aren’t financially compensated as they deserve to be and it makes single independent living very unfun. I’ve read several references lately to the high numbers of predators online so please keep your wits about you‼️
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@@fseedat4128 well no more old chicks for me and I didn't go all out to 85 that's on the skinny branches but I did have to wonder if they are a heart attack away lmao I had to take it like a safe driving course so stay under 45 other wise a tire will fall off
Only ONE picture we need! And it should be required for everyone! and that's a picture of you naked, standing on scale, holding a bank statement! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ok but.... But the picture is photo shopped, the scale is fixed and the bank statement is a forgery! Welcome to online dating!🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha....😂😂😂 Dating Apps are not for the faint hearts! It's this massive super market of human beings where you return everything back to the shelves after shopping...and then repeat the same process again and again...😏😅
@@metallboy25 you’ve GOT to be joking. Women have to contend with psychos. You just have to worry about not getting laid. I can see what they don’t find attractive lol
If you’re married Stay there!! Things got weird out here!!! Ahahahaaaaa This was hilarious 🤣 So glad I have never joined any of those dating apps! I’m dyin!! Lol 😂
@@daszieher “ Internet dating”???! Ahahahahahaaaaa What is that???? 😂😂😂😂 You must have been desperate! I can’t even imagine the thought of it, I am laughing so hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 How could it even compare to REAL LIFE???!!! 🫣🫢🤔😂Ahahahaaaaa you poor thing! Hopefully you found a REAL LADY! 🫵😅😌👏👏👏🤝👍✌️
@@marybennett4160 "curious" is a better description of my state of mind at the time. 😄 As I said, I did meet real ladies in real life and they put the quality of those available through apps to shame.
Enjoyed this immensely! I'm a 60+ woman, who's been in this minefield for years...what's with the guys who pose wearing sunglasses, in front of a fancy car, motorcycle, yacht, or with no shirt, slouching, balding , with a bulging stomach who are seeking attractive looking women 20 years younger, who know how to cook... I have even seen photos of men with their arm around another woman or wearing wedding rings. There is even a site in my area, for women to initiate with men, but whenever I have, they don't respond...Boy, do I ever miss the good old days, like Archie Bunker sang... when girls were girls and men were men, and there were normal ways to meet. Thanks for the laughs and good luck to all of us out there still trying!
Sunglasses mean married of course. Some women prefer men who are attached . All the good ones are taken. At least they get a guy who's good in the sack. The single ones are rejects.
IMHO all people are imperfect people; in my experience the great looking/ seemingly perfect ones are always crazy or dysfunctional (otherwise they wouldn’t be single), I don’t even respond to them online anymore lol
Women write "hiking" on their profiles because it makes them sound active, not because they actually do go hiking. The comedian Iliza Schlesinger talks about this.
@@thebestcentaur or you can give the girls that have given you attention, a chance. Problem is that men who are short, unattractive, or broke think they deserve model. Get what suits you and they will treat you right
I wish I had better advice for guys, but I just don't. The best I have is become the person YOU would want to date. Become valuable (God loves you, and your soul has value as a human being, but as NapoleonDynamite says, girls like guys with great skills). I ran a half marathon, started performing music, listening to Jordan Peterson and prayed for very specific things. I made a long list of questions the person had to answer before I would have real conversations. Found several great guys and married the man of my dreams in 9 months. Good luck and God bless.
Getting in a relationship is like being excited about your first day of school/work then after a couple of days realizing you have to be there for the whole year.
I did online dating from roughly around 2002 - 2015 and it was crazy. In all those years I met maybe one or two quality people. I met hundreds of crazies
I've met my husband online.. 13 years of marriage this year😊.. after 4 months of dating he proposed to me and after 11 months since our first date, we got married 😁.. never thought I could be happier 😁
Just putting this out there. If anyone (female) wants a picture of me naked with a bank statement on a scale, not only am I willing, but you are very brave. Lol
Hey don't knock "Our Time". I'm 79 and at 60 I walked the Portland Marathon. I'm walking 3 miles a day so far right now so I can walk a half marathon when I'm 80 as my late husband walked 13 miles (half-marathon) when he was 80. I do 40 squats a day, 50 standing push-ups & working up to a hundred chair sit-ups day. I believe in getting better as you get older. At least I hope I'm a lot wiser than I was when I was younger. LOL
Good for you that’s amazing!!! I’m 40 & couldn’t do 1 push up even when I was 20.. mothers 81 & does everything to stay sick & deteriorate, it makes me sad & angry. I bet you’re a bright light & inspiration to everyone, & just actually out there enjoying every day. Thanks for inspiring me today to keep trying.
The "daddy-daughter date" comments are no joke. I got tired of being asked how many kids menus we needed and getting funny looks from the hosts when my husband would answer just 1. I'm a 5'2 hobbit, my hubbs is 6'4 and now my son is 6'1, so if we go out just us they think WE'RE on a date. Um, not that kind of date... If I joke that he's paying, they think I'm serious and give him the bill. I don't even look that young, ppl just see my height and go - child. Life is weird for a short girl.
My heart goes out to the poor guy in the red shirt who’s wife left him. Funny bit but you can tell that really crushed him. He’s smilin through the pain
The Amish joke was so funny- the Amish used to tell me I was more Amish than they were.... hard work and thriftiness aren't in demand in mainstream culture :(
@Heather Smith I grew up without a TV, or video games. Or even a family desktop computer until I was 9 or 10. (Y2K) My friends called me and my family Amish. It was challenging to make friends and almost impossible to keep them long term. My Mother actually grew up in Lancaster Co PA. All her neighbors were Amish. My Father is from Ohio/Indiana border. Many Amish folk there as well. I once saw a pretty Amish girl in a store and smiled a subtle, kind smile, mostly just lit up the eyes and made eye contact. She beamed a smile right back and then immediately wiped it from her face, looked at the floor and left the building right quickly. Sad. I don't think very highly of their cult. They reject Reason absolutely and also anything that is known to be an invention of man through reason or science. They instill an ideology on their children that life must be miserable and there can be no happiness. Even (or especially) if its a moment of mutual delight between a young, 20-something man and women. Disturbing. Evil. I dare say.
When you are good looking, everyone tells you how good looking your are. When you are ugly, you have to pick up on the clues. You have to find that out for yourself.
Sad but true. Same goes if you’re decent looking but have bad breath. I’ve had that issue with men I’ve met. No one dares tell a person they have bad breath but this person never gets past the first date. 🤷🏻♀️ Check your breath everyone…men AND women.
Just offer a mint or gum - then you'll find out how mature s/he is & how well raised! Lol By my late teens, I learned to *always* accept a piece of gum or mint if it's offered as it could be a polite way of someone hinting at bad breath. I've also learned through the years that many single men get bad breath because of not eating regular meals; breath is a blood sugar indicator.
Nope, I'd rather be single than in an unhappy relationship. Being single doesn't sound so bad when you've been around the block and know what's out there.
Great stuff. I actually met my current girlfriend online more than 20 years ago. We still Skype every night and one day we might actually meet in person.
Met my wife POF and we’ve been married 6.5 years. She’s my second wife, my first marriage was to my Elementary school sweetheart. We grew up together, our marriage was a disaster and only lasted 2 years. My POF wife is a great person, great friend, great partner.
It's weird how many comedians seem unprepared for Dry Bar and don't seem to believe how conservative the crowd is. They must know, right? You can hear awkward silences because the crowd just doesn't connect. You gotta know your audience and play into them. You can still "be yourself" but you're only half the show and the audience is the other half.
The guy says "this is not like... Nobody looks at me and goes like this is what I want". I pause, look at him and my brain ist like "he's really cute. Yeah that is actually exactly what I want🤔"
Amen on the pictures, no doubt about that. Going through this hell now. Seems like it's just a game to so many people. If you're just put to play games you should just go on a hookup app. 🙄
A lot of people met online but the other side of the story that no one tells you is that more than 50% of the people that met online get divorced in less than 2 years or report problems with the relationship.
44:22 got this one girl with 8 lip rings nose rings and piercings, she looked like she was a catch and release trout having a bad day, so I threw her back … Lol
Men online lie about their height, weight AND age!! They’re worse than the women who normally lies about 2 out of 3…. Terrible situation all around if you’re over 35. 😕
@@joshyazel1200 & how many kids they have ....🙈 I once dated a guy who lied about having 2 kids with his ex wife He had a 3rd kid with a girlfriend So he had 3 child 💲support payments💲 to make 😆😝🤪guess that's why they lie. Some have several kids with different women & they feel ashamed to admit it.
Even though online dating is built for women to get their daily does of attention, women lie about their age, height, weight, kids, look with make ups., 70% of women show up at least 50LBs heavier.
Some of these must be super old, if they're havin to explain how Tinder works... still, it's amazing how nothing has changed about the way online dating is carried out: other people lying about height, age, weight (and more), and you feeling like you're playing a multiplayer game by yourself.
Comedian: I met my wife 8 years ago online. I'm surprised we r still together as she returns everything she shops for online!
😂😂😂😂😂
I guess it's good that you didn't meet me. I RETURN EVERYTHING TOO!
Dead 🤣
You are precious 💜
Mood McCarthy is so good-looking ❤
Good one!! Lol!
I see a lot of us are single 😂 I get it. You clearly are not alone. We're all alone together watching the same video. That's something.
Exactly, thank you for the company. ☺️
Hey Besties!
Thats so comforting. Thank you. 😊
Yes, it is comforting. "We are okay!"
You're only lonely if you choose to be. Also if you like wiping Cheeto dust on yourself... I wipe Combo leavings on my shirt, so, thanks for having me.
Who else is watching and reading comments at the same time 😊
Bitcoin is The future, lnvesting in it now will be the wisest thing to do especially with the current rise
2021 online stock market is just difficult and unbelievable, l rather invest my money on crypto
For real it's true, This could be the wisest word l've heard, you got my points 👍
Nice words, Yes especially with the current Rise 😉
@@roywalter2352 Bitcoin investment is great unlike the stock market and other financial Bitcoin has no centralized Iocation since it's operates 24 hours a day in different parts of the world
The guy talking about helping his mom make the profile was hilarious.
"I think I've found the one, Harold is perfect for us." Lol
It is a make believe comedy routine. Smarten up.
Funny idea for a comedy Routine .......
@@tomstulc9143 Condescending Narcissistic is also make believe comedy .......
I want to know what happened with Harold!
lmao
03:35 Joe Devito: "There's only one picture we need to see... That is you, naked, on a scale, holding a bank statement." I hurt myself laughing at that one!!!
Genius, savage, and I agree with it! 😂
I should quote that on my tinder bio 😂
Watch his whole special, he's a gem! Funniest stuff ever
@@natashka1982 yeah can't stop laughing the entire time, no cuss words either
ONE of the best!
I’ve seen a Tshirt “ looking for a good man. Please send a picture of your BMW or Benz car. Only six figure income may apply!”
"How do you show up eight inches shorter than you said you were?" LOL
Maybe he wasn't talking about that eight inches?
pretty much every guy online I've ever talked to made himself taller in his profile, because they think they will get more dates that way. Sadly, most guys are also dumb rocks, so they will try to date a woman taller than them, who said in her profile she won't date shorter guys, and are still surprised when she leaves when the short truth arrives^^
@@DunmoresMovieMania You wouldn't find that out 'til later. 🤣🤣🤣
@@Amphitera Having standards is good I believe. Any idea why women get teed off when a man has standards? Like not overweight and no single moms.
@@label1877 I would think it’s the same reason that men get upset when women have standards. It hurts their feelings in some way.
"Naked, scale, bank statement" I would add birth certificate, but yeah that would clear up a lot of confusion lol
And a beautician's Letter of Authority as to real hair color..
Plenty of fish is like the Wal-Mart of dating apps.
Get asked for money before meeting too? I only seem to find scammers asking for gift cards before meeting
“There are plenty of fish and they’re all bottom feeders”. VERY true!
Found a lady among my Facebook friends
! That's awful. I wish it were easier especially nowadays. Where are all the Godly men?! Thank God for comedy
😂😂😂
"Jesus make me a fisher of men"👏👏👏🤣
I want to know what happened to Haroooold!!! I’m so invested 🤣
Me also !
@@notgunnadoit7461 stories don’t need to be real in order to be good
"Lonely control freak seeks man of few words for a romantic game of Simon says." Honesty, for a change.
Lol I'm gonna use that one
You, naked, on a scale, holding a bank statement 😂👌🏻
That was the only thing I kept after watching the whole thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i know it's shallow, but I bet it would lead to longer/more successful relationships
@@Walterthefriendly If you're shallow...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Walterthefriendly except ALL those things can change quite easily. Your statement doesn't hold water
"If you're married, stay there! Things got weird!" 🤣🤣🤣
Thats the real tea!
Married 13 years and now divorced, shits real!!
Even a really shitty marriage is better than looking for love online….
@@BeegirlsHoneyHouse But it's not better than being single, though. Single life has a lot of perks.
@@BeegirlsHoneyHouse Dont waste your time going online looking for love.all I found was trouble.
@@davidtilley5671 - hahahaha, I’ve actually been divorced for almost 10 years and ‘researched,’ a few platforms and they freaked me out without even entangling with anyone. People flash shopping for the most beautiful, finest value and quality garment that have little to contribute that couldn’t afford to replace their holey whiteish tube socks. Many women aren’t financially compensated as they deserve to be and it makes single independent living very unfun. I’ve read several references lately to the high numbers of predators online so please keep your wits about you‼️
*"This isn't Our Time. This is Overtime... This is Sudden Death!"* 😂😂😂 *I'm still laughing at that one!*
Hilarious
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watch his entire special, you won't be disappointed.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I watched his entire bit last night and I was laughing so hard it hurt!😂🤣😂🤣😂
Burnt that bagel 😂 😆
Yeah, she cracks me up
Do you know how hard it is to find an Amish woman online?
Best joke.
💯%
"Harold is perfect for us" 🤣🤣🤣
I want to know how it worked out w Harold
I love the guy who talked to matches for his mom. What a sweetheart! 😍😍😌
Thats gross af!
@@notgunnadoit7461 sometimes that does that to me, lol
@@notgunnadoit7461 dad is giving props to that LOL
I need an update on what went down with Harold!!!!
@@fseedat4128 well no more old chicks for me and I didn't go all out to 85 that's on the skinny branches but I did have to wonder if they are a heart attack away lmao I had to take it like a safe driving course so stay under 45 other wise a tire will fall off
Only ONE picture we need!
And it should be required for everyone!
and that's a picture of you naked, standing on scale, holding a bank statement!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok but....
But the picture is photo shopped, the scale is fixed and the bank statement is a forgery!
Welcome to online dating!🤣🤣🤣
Lol so true !!!
I found out that I'm good at flirting with men who're 70 but I think none of them is good enough for my mom, she deserves the best. That's sweet
I really like the who're contraction.
I have to start using that more.
That contraction threw me all the way off. Looked like whore at first, then I said is that even a real contraction. 🤷🏽♀️
Find Jeff Allen Drybar... double LOL for anyone n ur mom
Comedian: I met my wife 8 years ago online. I'm surprised we r still together as she returns everything she shops for online!
😂😂😂😂😂
You naked holding a bank statement on a bathroom scale!!! 😂🤣😅
So spot on!😂🤣😅😎
A little rude though.
@@francescalegrand6257 how so? He's just usiong hyperbole to suggest people be more honest.
This would definitely make things easier for dating online... 😂
Loved the guy whose mom wanted him to do the communicating on a dating site for her. Funny.
Drybar has some of the best comedians I've watched but somehow they aren't mainstream.
Lol that's why it's called drybar...
@@Fakeelonmusk2025 yeah but some of them (most of them) should be mainstream. They're far better than some of the mainstream ones.
Because "mainstream" wants to push filth as an agenda!!
Mostly God fearing conservatives performing
Nobody needs to be mainstream anymore.
The story about the son and Harold was hilarious !
Hahaha....😂😂😂
Dating Apps are not for the faint hearts! It's this massive super market of human beings where you return everything back to the shelves after shopping...and then repeat the same process again and again...😏😅
That is very well said!
Man our generation is sad
I can't agree more!
That sounds about right. I'm so over online dating.
Hahahahah "But you didnt pick up on the fake laughs earlier did ya?"
Glad to not need to be funny.
@@williamturner6192 I wasnt being nasty I was quoting one of the jokes I thought was really funny ; )
I'm just glad I'm not the only one that has trouble dating through a dating app 😅
Go find someone the old-fashioned way: face to face.
@@hummuna69demetz29 where 😫
It does work it worked for me so far 🙂 you will find someone when your not even looking .. sounds stupid but thats the way it works
For example in a good church.😇
This couldn’t have appeared in my suggested at a better time. Man online dating is bruuutal.
Painful.
For men, its brutal for men.
I couldn’t imagine.. I meet enough creeps in real life 🤦🏻♀️
@@metallboy25 you’ve GOT to be joking. Women have to contend with psychos. You just have to worry about not getting laid. I can see what they don’t find attractive lol
@@lolawants2008 This comment just shows how ignorant you are about what men go through in life and in dating. Just like most women.
If you’re married Stay there!! Things got weird out here!!! Ahahahaaaaa This was hilarious 🤣 So glad I have never joined any of those dating apps! I’m dyin!! Lol 😂
I have. 2015 I did one year of internet dating and it never really matched the quality of women I met in real life.
It was funny though.
@@daszieher “ Internet dating”???! Ahahahahahaaaaa What is that???? 😂😂😂😂 You must have been desperate! I can’t even imagine the thought of it, I am laughing so hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 How could it even compare to REAL LIFE???!!! 🫣🫢🤔😂Ahahahaaaaa you poor thing! Hopefully you found a REAL LADY! 🫵😅😌👏👏👏🤝👍✌️
@@marybennett4160 "curious" is a better description of my state of mind at the time. 😄
As I said, I did meet real ladies in real life and they put the quality of those available through apps to shame.
Enjoyed this immensely! I'm a 60+ woman, who's been in this minefield for years...what's with the guys who pose wearing sunglasses, in front of a fancy car, motorcycle, yacht, or with no shirt, slouching, balding , with a bulging stomach who are seeking attractive looking women 20 years younger, who know how to cook... I have even seen photos of men with their arm around another woman or wearing wedding rings. There is even a site in my area, for women to initiate with men, but whenever I have, they don't respond...Boy, do I ever miss the good old days, like Archie Bunker sang... when girls were girls and men were men, and there were normal ways to meet. Thanks for the laughs and good luck to all of us out there still trying!
Sunglasses mean married of course. Some women prefer men who are attached . All the good ones are taken. At least they get a guy who's good in the sack.
The single ones are rejects.
I feel you’
@@Warmfireandtea from experience, some women prefer the safety of dating a married guy : no jealous guy stalking them when they walk away.
It’s so hard for imperfect people to find perfect love amongst all the other imperfect people, it’s a bottomless pit of material.
IMHO all people are imperfect people; in my experience the great looking/ seemingly perfect ones are always crazy or dysfunctional (otherwise they wouldn’t be single), I don’t even respond to them online anymore lol
@@smartmarketing173 Pretty sure it was a joke.
I'm not going to lie I'm kind of curious to check out beans and bagels now
That actually sounds fun tbh
She was talking about coffee beans. :-)
Coffee & Bagel
😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's coffee meets bagel.. And be careful.. There's guys catfishing on there and talking sweet and stuff and then tried to get me to send money etc..
Where else should I put all my eggs ,man? Ever carry around a bunch of eggs? They'll fall,you need a basket. 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
“Jesus make me a fisher of men!” 😭
I'm not doing online dating but if I ever feel the urge, I can come back here to talk myself out of it so... THANKS!
@Eric Staats ... Oh my goodness who would have thought! I was asked on a date on yoUtube 😂🤣😉
@Eric Staats ... Sorry sweetheart, I have a man. He is thee best thing that ever happened in my life. A lifetime of love. 😊
@Eric Staats ... I bet that’s it. 🤭
@Eric Staats .. Was it Delicious? I’m sure of it. After working all night long.. 😊
THIS IS CREEPY ASF.
Real head turner...like when I tried to kiss her. hahahaha!
I’m definitely signing up for Redwoods
Women write "hiking" on their profiles because it makes them sound active, not because they actually do go hiking. The comedian Iliza Schlesinger talks about this.
I swear I need cheat codes for Tinder and every other app I'm on...😭🤦🏾♂️😂
Try the code “DELETEACCOUNT”. It’s worked great for me so far.
@@BrightestLight5 most height-deficient introverted men don't have any better alternatives🤷🏾♂️
@@thebestcentaur or you can give the girls that have given you attention, a chance. Problem is that men who are short, unattractive, or broke think they deserve model. Get what suits you and they will treat you right
@@mogetit5999 I'd consider that if there were any🤷🏾♂️
I wish I had better advice for guys, but I just don't. The best I have is become the person YOU would want to date. Become valuable (God loves you, and your soul has value as a human being, but as NapoleonDynamite says, girls like guys with great skills). I ran a half marathon, started performing music, listening to Jordan Peterson and prayed for very specific things. I made a long list of questions the person had to answer before I would have real conversations. Found several great guys and married the man of my dreams in 9 months. Good luck and God bless.
"where else am I gonna put my eggs!"
HAROLD!! lol! omg he's funny NICE WORK! L. Andre!
Getting in a relationship is like being excited about your first day of school/work then after a couple of days realizing you have to be there for the whole year.
😆
😂 haha 😆
better than the jokes in the video
"This is overtime... sudden death." 😅
I dont want the gift of singleness anymore either😂😂😂
Yo for the first time in my life I laughed SOOOOO HARD at the guy flirting with several Harolds for his mom🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
Me too he was sooo funny
I have met a guy who lied about his height 🤣😂🤣😂 and he tried his best wearing heel boots 🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂 “a la Prince.” (May he RiP)
I signed up for tinder (first time any dating up) didn't realized to swipe right is not just going thru profiles 😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ohhhh noooo ill bet that was interesting….lol
Me too!!😵💫
Online Dating = online torture and headaches…
I liked the surprise package aspect.
Agreed
It's like an online class....an online creative writing class....a whole lot of fiction🤣🤣
Grab the chair before music stops😅😅😅sounds about right 😳😳😳
Do you know how hard it is to find an Amish woman on a dating site??!
@Daniel Boyd87
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Ok but drew Allen is sooo adorable. Put ur eggs wherever you want lmaooo
I know, right?
Harold is legit!!😆
I did online dating from roughly around 2002 - 2015 and it was crazy. In all those years I met maybe one or two quality people. I met hundreds of crazies
Because everyone thinks the grass is always greener when it rarely is...
As a woman, I’m glad I’m not the only one 😆
I've done life more than 2-3 decades. In all that time, met about 5 quality people.
Same thing, man. Think about it.
What’s the common denominator?
I've met my husband online.. 13 years of marriage this year😊.. after 4 months of dating he proposed to me and after 11 months since our first date, we got married 😁.. never thought I could be happier 😁
This is a fun compilation :) I'm a huge DryBar fan so I know most of these specials but I enjoyed watching this themed collection. Nice job guys!
Just putting this out there. If anyone (female) wants a picture of me naked with a bank statement on a scale, not only am I willing, but you are very brave. Lol
Hey don't knock "Our Time". I'm 79 and at 60 I walked the Portland Marathon. I'm walking 3 miles a day so far right now so I can walk a half marathon when I'm 80 as my late husband walked 13 miles (half-marathon) when he was 80. I do 40 squats a day, 50 standing push-ups & working up to a hundred chair sit-ups day. I believe in getting better as you get older. At least I hope I'm a lot wiser than I was when I was younger. LOL
Good for you that’s amazing!!! I’m 40 & couldn’t do 1 push up even when I was 20.. mothers 81 & does everything to stay sick & deteriorate, it makes me sad & angry. I bet you’re a bright light & inspiration to everyone, & just actually out there enjoying every day. Thanks for inspiring me today to keep trying.
You are totally awesome.
This is unknowingly a perfect example of the joke. The site Our Time has nothing to do with anything you mentioned.
Watch Jeff Allen Drybar double...too funny for anyone
I have met men who posted pictures that had to be over 20 years older and 50 lbs. thinner so it’s not just women.
Love Dry Bar Comedy specials, this was a good one. What's funny, my wife and I met on Tinder, as did my sister and her husband.
The "daddy-daughter date" comments are no joke. I got tired of being asked how many kids menus we needed and getting funny looks from the hosts when my husband would answer just 1. I'm a 5'2 hobbit, my hubbs is 6'4 and now my son is 6'1, so if we go out just us they think WE'RE on a date. Um, not that kind of date... If I joke that he's paying, they think I'm serious and give him the bill. I don't even look that young, ppl just see my height and go - child. Life is weird for a short girl.
"Catch and release trout having a bad day is an oddly specific well thought out brilliant/terrible roast 😂😂😂😂
The Anne Pastaway joke was incredibly undervalued from that crowd
It was terrible.
Haha she got 252 messages and I got reported 6 times on tinder and that was day 1 haha so true nowdays poor guys :(🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like a normal day for guys!
I’m not single. I watched this so I would be grateful to be married after 17 years lol
When I reached the 17th year of marriage I felt like you do. Then he left the family on the 22nd year, without any warning. I wish you better luck.
HE WAS AN EVERYTHING BAGEL 🤣🤣🤣
My heart goes out to the poor guy in the red shirt who’s wife left him. Funny bit but you can tell that really crushed him. He’s smilin through the pain
Hell, she left him for someone with big tits.
The Amish joke was so funny- the Amish used to tell me I was more Amish than they were.... hard work and thriftiness aren't in demand in mainstream culture :(
Lol. Great! That doesnt give me much hope. Maybe its just me and you that appreciate those things.
I think you'd be pleasantly surprised if you keep your eyes open.
My girlfriend is hardworking and thrifty too
"TH-cam" is "online"... Sorry, Heather. You're not Amish... 😆
@Heather Smith
I grew up without a TV, or video games. Or even a family desktop computer until I was 9 or 10. (Y2K)
My friends called me and my family Amish. It was challenging to make friends and almost impossible to keep them long term.
My Mother actually grew up in Lancaster Co PA. All her neighbors were Amish. My Father is from Ohio/Indiana border. Many Amish folk there as well.
I once saw a pretty Amish girl in a store and smiled a subtle, kind smile, mostly just lit up the eyes and made eye contact. She beamed a smile right back and then immediately wiped it from her face, looked at the floor and left the building right quickly. Sad.
I don't think very highly of their cult. They reject Reason absolutely and also anything that is known to be an invention of man through reason or science. They instill an ideology on their children that life must be miserable and there can be no happiness. Even (or especially) if its a moment of mutual delight between a young, 20-something man and women.
Disturbing. Evil. I dare say.
When you are good looking, everyone tells you how good looking your are. When you are ugly, you have to pick up on the clues. You have to find that out for yourself.
Sad but true. Same goes if you’re decent looking but have bad breath. I’ve had that issue with men I’ve met. No one dares tell a person they have bad breath but this person never gets past the first date. 🤷🏻♀️ Check your breath everyone…men AND women.
Just offer a mint or gum - then you'll find out how mature s/he is & how well raised! Lol By my late teens, I learned to *always* accept a piece of gum or mint if it's offered as it could be a polite way of someone hinting at bad breath. I've also learned through the years that many single men get bad breath because of not eating regular meals; breath is a blood sugar indicator.
50:09 "I love that state. It's a question: Wyoming?" "'Whats the answer?'" "Idaho"
I just love LeClerc Andre's brand of humour. 😂
A TON of truth in this 52 mins video. Funny and sad at the same time.
Man, I wish I had a dollar for every time I was catfished!
99 out of 100 you talk to. The one who is real, ghosts you
My friend suggested online dating today, so I'm here for research. I think I'll wait to meet someone in person...
Really? He didn't like the pocket book joke? I thought that would reel him in.
This makes me want to stay married and I’m miserable in the marriage, but rather not be in this dating scene
I'm happier single than in a bad marriage
Counseling might be more your tune lol I would hate to be married and miserable. I sorry 😞
@@shinebright8313 I do go to marriage counseling. Trying to work it out
@@gambit3950 that’s awesome! I hope it helps and the two of you can be happy!! Prayers for the both of you no matter what happens 💛💛
Nope, I'd rather be single than in an unhappy relationship. Being single doesn't sound so bad when you've been around the block and know what's out there.
Great stuff. I actually met my current girlfriend online more than 20 years ago. We still Skype every night and one day we might actually meet in person.
Wtf
@@etherealdeal1792 it was a joke😅
😂😂😂
...."When you need a computer to fall in love"...😂😂ultimate defintion of online dating 👏🏻👏🏻
The song " Computer Love" has entered the chat.
"that trunk is waaaay bigger than i thought it would be, and you would figure the headlights would match"... - Chris Voth , that was hilarious.
My profile legit says i will NOT go on a hike.
Hikes are good idea actually , i don't spend money on first date anymore, it's waste.
Quality standup...but nobody is talking about the amazing set design in the back. Somebody give that person a raise!
I noticed that too. There was the jungle wallpaper that I swear I saw on line.
A lot of them were awesome but the bread one was a little weird for my tastes. 🤷♀️
@@angelwings1979 , I read that as a pun lol. I saw that set and wondered what the "bread" smelled like.
Met my wife POF and we’ve been married 6.5 years. She’s my second wife, my first marriage was to my Elementary school sweetheart. We grew up together, our marriage was a disaster and only lasted 2 years. My POF wife is a great person, great friend, great partner.
Write a book
This is the first successfuk story ive heard about pof.... you must be in a good location with decent people.
What's POF?
@@pankakesnotstellar plenty of fish
@@whatisahandle221 ah...thanks.
It's weird how many comedians seem unprepared for Dry Bar and don't seem to believe how conservative the crowd is. They must know, right? You can hear awkward silences because the crowd just doesn't connect. You gotta know your audience and play into them. You can still "be yourself" but you're only half the show and the audience is the other half.
The guy who was messaging "for his mum" was good. 😂
watching this is depressing but funny 🤦♂️
What most of it isn't true there's no foul language etc. Harold was really funny and others. What are u talking about u contradicting ur self
Coffee meets bagel! If you are married stay there!
I'm looking lean (because I had diarrhea all week) 😂
Being single is a gift 🎁 from the lord. .....I don't want it! Can I regift it?
The guy says "this is not like... Nobody looks at me and goes like this is what I want". I pause, look at him and my brain ist like "he's really cute. Yeah that is actually exactly what I want🤔"
Saaaaame
Thank the Lord he hooked me up with the man of my dreams. I don't want to go back 🤣
Anyone else swore they were seeing Robin Williams around 11 mins? Holy!
Amen on the pictures, no doubt about that. Going through this hell now. Seems like it's just a game to so many people. If you're just put to play games you should just go on a hookup app. 🙄
The game doesn't even interest me anymore, It's not like if you go out with a woman, she is gonna stick round...
Exactly and it's really annoying when people are trying to cheat. Like join Ashley Madison where that's expected.
(11:40) Leclerc Andre!! The BEST!! (And yes, what happened to Haoooold?! Hahaha)
A lot of people met online but the other side of the story that no one tells you is that more than 50% of the people that met online get divorced in less than 2 years or report problems with the relationship.
10:25 extra funny to me, since in my native language the word for balls is same as the word eggs 🥚 🥚
44:22 got this one girl with 8 lip rings nose rings and piercings, she looked like she was a catch and release trout having a bad day, so I threw her back … Lol
i did not expect the puppet but he was funny😂
Men online lie about their height, weight AND age!! They’re worse than the women who normally lies about 2 out of 3…. Terrible situation all around if you’re over 35. 😕
& marital status🤣
Ha! I have met women who have lied about jobs, weight, height, looks... oh, and marital status.
@@joshyazel1200 & how many kids they have ....🙈 I once dated a guy who lied about having 2 kids with his ex wife He had a 3rd kid with a girlfriend So he had 3 child 💲support payments💲 to make 😆😝🤪guess that's why they lie. Some have several kids with different women & they feel ashamed to admit it.
@@pearlperlitavenegas2023 yikes!!
Even though online dating is built for women to get their daily does of attention,
women lie about their age, height, weight, kids, look with make ups., 70% of women show up at least 50LBs heavier.
Now I feel cat fished everyone on my app go hiking hahah
Some of these must be super old, if they're havin to explain how Tinder works... still, it's amazing how nothing has changed about the way online dating is carried out: other people lying about height, age, weight (and more), and you feeling like you're playing a multiplayer game by yourself.
I love JJ Barrows. *hearts*