8:09. One time about 23 years ago I worked at Walmart. Work job I ever had. 10 year old destroyed an entire collection of Pokémon cards. 200 cards plus like an aluminum case. . Then mom said you can't have it. And he hit me with several bent up cards and the aluminum case. Kid screaming ill throw myself of this cart and bust my head open on the f'ing floor is that what you want?!? Screaming and jumping up and down in cart. Screaming bloody murder. The mom was scared of her child. (What!?!?!) I said mother may I? I took me and my cast over and said hey, shut it. And sit down now.. nope. This doesnt work here. . Just authorative voice. Which is saying alot. I'm mainly Disney squeak. I've never seen such awe and relief on a mom's face.
My mom was happiest going to bed after she showed she was the boss, beating us boys with a belt on our nakedness. Whewy, the glory days, good times. That was a long time ago she's 89 now. And we are blessed to still have her around.
I REMEMBER TELLING MY MOTHER THAT I WAS GOING TO CALL THE POLICE ON HER. SHE SAID TO ME. THAT THE PHONE WAS RIGHT THERE. SHE HOW FAR YOU GET. SHE PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN US. AND I THANK HER FOR THAT
I REMEMBER MY MOTHER TELLING ME THAT HER, MY UNCLE ROGER, AND UNCLE BILLY ALLWAYS HUNG AROUND TOGETHER. ALL OF THEIR BIRTHDAYS WERE WITHIN A MONTH. AND WHEN THEY INTRODUCED THEMSELVES TO ANYONE. MY UNCLE ROGER AND UNCLE BILLY. WOULD ALWAYS SAY SHE WAS THE OLDEST.. SHE ALSO SAID THAT MY UNCLE ROGER WIFE WAS FROM GREENPORT LI. AND HE WOULD TEASE HER AND SAY THAT SHE NEVER OWNED A PAIR OF SHOES UNTIL HE MARRIED HER. ALL OF THEM WERE REALLY GOOD PEOPLE
I'm still funny to my teen! ❤ He's autistic... so I have to study and stay up to date on biology, space, video game programming and science and gaming in general! Its not easy! 😂 But he usually laughs or says, "that was a dad joke mom. It's only funny because its not funny and you still said it!" Bluntly honest! And I'm still funny! So take that!!
I was definitely too hard on him but I'm a Pinette Head so I tried to put him at that level but I'm enjoying it Thanks for giving Us the Dead Comics Club
When I was a teenager my mom put Elmer's glue on both of the palms of her hands, let it dry and told and showed me that she was peeling off the skin on her hands.
I really like the joke about his dad still buying dvds in case the power goes out, and still not sure if he knows what his dad means by that. Cause as an old timer, it makes total sense, back in my day when the power went out, we still had our portable dvd players, laptops(that still had dvd drives) and battery back ups to keep us entertained for hrs till the power and wifi were restored. To us in this age group it is our walking to school up hill both ways story, you youth don't know how good you have it.
I can definitely relate w/ Gary about his mom... A lot of guy friends😂. I did mind a lot before but as I grew up, all I can say is she did what she thought she had to do to survive... Not just her own survival but her 8 kids too!
I don't know I could only make it to like the 6th person and I just had to turn it off. None of them are really that funny to that point at least. Kind of disappointed.
If your watching comedy and allowing it to upset you, you should probably stick to soap operas. Let the people who aren’t afraid to laugh at life enjoy it
@31:08, not sure who this comic is, but her bit on here was painfully unfunny. I didn’t have a great mom, but even I wouldn’t tell a joke like this. Her whole set was unfunny.
Who's you favorite comedian mom??
Awesome how can I leave a comment. It would help to know who the comedians are.
😂@@stoke777
Nana Gardell🎉
Iliza Shlesinger 👍🏻I absolutely love her! She’s one of the few stand up comedians that’s actually funny!
They really need to put the names of the comedians on these compilations. I discovered 1 or 2 people I’ve never heard before and I want more!
Agreed -- some are real funny 😂
The names are in the description under the video.
Them teeth don't hurt when Nanas over...I'm rollin 🤣 🤣 🤣
1:11:00 The mom bag bit is improv prop comedy at its finest.
8:09.
One time about 23 years ago I worked at Walmart. Work job I ever had.
10 year old destroyed an entire collection of Pokémon cards. 200 cards plus like an aluminum case. . Then mom said you can't have it. And he hit me with several bent up cards and the aluminum case.
Kid screaming ill throw myself of this cart and bust my head open on the f'ing floor is that what you want?!? Screaming and jumping up and down in cart. Screaming bloody murder.
The mom was scared of her child. (What!?!?!)
I said mother may I?
I took me and my cast over and said hey, shut it. And sit down now.. nope. This doesnt work here. . Just authorative voice. Which is saying alot. I'm mainly Disney squeak.
I've never seen such awe and relief on a mom's face.
Hell yes,that's why our generation is so important.
12:00 OH SNL!!! THAT'S WHY I RECOGNIZED HIM. TO FUNNY. 🎉😂
Happy Mothers Day Queens❤🎉
I was raised by my grandmother who was a school teacher and I didn't get "the talk" I got educational videos LOL
Same, but I got a book!
So true for the 70's and 80's. Funny.
Dunno why...I yelled to my husband "Dear! turn the radio down...can you smell that??" 🤦♀️😂
1:11:20 1:15:22 that was the funniest 5 minutes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
3:42 i dunno preacher, I'm 52 and I'd love a racecar bed!
this guy is hilarious. I’d love to know his name.
Preacher Lawson
My 33-year-old son has never let me get rid of the race car bed I bought him when he was seven.
Way to go girlz❤
Preacher is hysterical.😅😅
I’m getting to see him live next week! So excited!
I love this guy
My mom was happiest going to bed after she showed she was the boss, beating us boys with a belt on our nakedness. Whewy, the glory days, good times. That was a long time ago she's 89 now. And we are blessed to still have her around.
OOOOOMG I LOVE THIS MAN!!!
1:00:14 oh no she must be on the cusp of Virgo because we don't do that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I REMEMBER TELLING MY MOTHER THAT I WAS GOING TO CALL THE POLICE ON HER. SHE SAID TO ME. THAT THE PHONE WAS RIGHT THERE. SHE HOW FAR YOU GET. SHE PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN US. AND I THANK HER FOR THAT
Not like me I really went in, my bad 😂
I REMEMBER MY MOTHER TELLING ME THAT HER, MY UNCLE ROGER, AND UNCLE BILLY ALLWAYS HUNG AROUND TOGETHER. ALL OF THEIR BIRTHDAYS WERE WITHIN A MONTH. AND WHEN THEY INTRODUCED THEMSELVES TO ANYONE. MY UNCLE ROGER AND UNCLE BILLY. WOULD ALWAYS SAY SHE WAS THE OLDEST.. SHE ALSO SAID THAT MY UNCLE ROGER WIFE WAS FROM GREENPORT LI. AND HE WOULD TEASE HER AND SAY THAT SHE NEVER OWNED A PAIR OF SHOES UNTIL HE MARRIED HER. ALL OF THEM WERE REALLY GOOD PEOPLE
Any woman that will put a strangers toothbrush in their mouth is a keeper.
There are no mom jokes. Mums are not funny. They're dead serious....😆😆😆😆😆
😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂
Straight to bed, no dinner, young man 😤
I'm still funny to my teen! ❤ He's autistic... so I have to study and stay up to date on biology, space, video game programming and science and gaming in general! Its not easy! 😂 But he usually laughs or says, "that was a dad joke mom. It's only funny because its not funny and you still said it!" Bluntly honest! And I'm still funny! So take that!!
@@heatheralbert5404 😆😆😆😆😆I was trying to be funny as well. Clearly, I bombed live on TH-cam comments.
@@isaackitone i knew you were being funny.
R.I.P. buddy. No one suspects momma. 😂😂😂
Who is the second guy? He is awesome!
My mom be like that too about suggesting me to do stuff cuz they help one be more skinny.
I was definitely too hard on him but I'm a Pinette Head so I tried to put him at that level but I'm enjoying it Thanks for giving Us the Dead Comics Club
When I was a teenager my mom put Elmer's glue on both of the palms of her hands, let it dry and told and showed me that she was peeling off the skin on her hands.
I really like the joke about his dad still buying dvds in case the power goes out, and still not sure if he knows what his dad means by that. Cause as an old timer, it makes total sense, back in my day when the power went out, we still had our portable dvd players, laptops(that still had dvd drives) and battery back ups to keep us entertained for hrs till the power and wifi were restored. To us in this age group it is our walking to school up hill both ways story, you youth don't know how good you have it.
Yes, funny. Speak for you, not everybody
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Who is the man who peed on one leg at the water park that likes nap time?😂 I NEED to hear more!!!!
a little late but his name is preacher lawson.
I can definitely relate w/ Gary about his mom... A lot of guy friends😂. I did mind a lot before but as I grew up, all I can say is she did what she thought she had to do to survive... Not just her own survival but her 8 kids too!
Funny
I'm 66 years old and my mother thinks I'm 12. I love her to bits. But!
Who is the pregnant lady at 1:15:25? She is good!! I would love to know her name if anyone knows it. Thank you, Laura.
1:17:19 Because babies know that life sucks.
I agree! Do you know who the comedian is?
Could someone please tell me who the mom comedian at @14:58 is?
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Not the kind of talk I would have with my eight year old.
😂😂😂
John Belushi was right.
Who's the guy on 42:20 ?
Tom Papa!
Camp amanda and the whole talk at this age, reminds me of the 'im amanda' video qbout predators. Scary.
whose the guy at 7:00
This is the weirdest comedy video I’ve ever watched 😌
Funny!!!!! 😆 Except for the chick that did the covid bit. That didn't age well.
Need timestamps so I can skip the females easier
I don't know I could only make it to like the 6th person and I just had to turn it off. None of them are really that funny to that point at least. Kind of disappointed.
Sounds like you have no sense of humor
I agree.pretty much the first and the 3rd were funny and the next 3 sucked. That's as far as I could make it
Gross on the woke period
This is terrible comedy , not funny!!
Making joking jokes about your mother dying from covid is NOT FUNNY! It was in poor taste.
If your watching comedy and allowing it to upset you, you should probably stick to soap operas. Let the people who aren’t afraid to laugh at life enjoy it
@31:08, not sure who this comic is, but her bit on here was painfully unfunny. I didn’t have a great mom, but even I wouldn’t tell a joke like this. Her whole set was unfunny.
I'll make a note of that 🎉
Had to quit watching one third of the way through, none of these wannabes are funny.
Painfully unfunny......
Ya a lot of it is truly not funny.
Nothing pure about this!! Horrible Mother’s Day tribute!
ok, Karen.
So we're supposed to keep everything serious????
It wasn't that bad. I laughed out loud. I watch tons of animal videos. They make me happy.
@@nonamenone3030Yes . There are many men and women who are too entitled and rude. This is a dark time.
Manifest Peace and Happiness
Some are funny. But the woman talking about her mom dying during Covid….. very disrespectful.