@@abudgie6909 true, they still fought though, so they are diverse, plus the indians who fought were captured but fought so india could be independant so even though they were POWs they still did it over ideology.
When he touched that blob and they started spreading out it looked just like those videos where baby spiders run out of egg sacs or away from the mother :D
"I was messing around in COH match with friends..." You mean violating again the Geneva convention and commiting horrendous warcrimes ? You can't fool us Valefisk, we know you well.
Never Knew Vale "War-Crimes" Fisk actually Watch Top Gear, there's no normal person who doesn't remember the correct specifications and speed for a Porsche 911 without also knowing who are Hamster, Captain Slow, and The Orangutan
Ladies and Gentlemen of the UN Human Rights Council, here we have the infamous warcriminal Valefisk, utilizing yet another banned weapon of war: The Claymore Roomba
"He defended the fatherland until death" lol but yeah, fine print not implemented in game: no wifi. Goliaths were operated from corded controls, by infantry that had to chase after it. Otherwise, working as intended XD
Hi, real Michael Collins here. This video has proved very helpful in my plans, to reunite the nation. I will be requesting a shipment of *all your stock*
Valefisk got me into playing CoH for the memes. Thanks Valefisk, I haven't had this much fun toying with virtual soldiers' lives in ages with all sorts of fun -weapons- experiments...
Vale, as a tip, don't detonate the goliaths right away on the bridge. They can camouflage when not moving, so just set it on the bridge, wait for the enemies to step on it and stupidly shoot it, so the goliath blows and takes down both the enemy and the bridge.
I love how Company of Heroes still have a good amount of community behind it even after over a decade after its release. I just hope that multiplayer was still a thing people do.
Fun fact: in multiplayer there is a map called REDBALL EXPRESS FREE FOR ALL 8P and there you get so much ammo that this strategy is not only encouraged as a wehrmacht player, it is practically necessary to stop the constant wave of shermans and airbornes and m10's
german officer watches solemnly as the death roomba trundles toward the allied base and then explodes. he removes his helmet and says softly "he defended the fatherland until death"
This reminds me of how I would play MP as a kid. The artillery I built dug a trench so deep on the enemy side of the main bridge the game started rendering fog in it, and enemy armor could take cover there
Imagine you’re at your FOB. You’re just working on a vehicle and some people are running by on a training run. Suddenly in the distance you hear what sounds like vehicle tracks. So you look in that direction only to see dozens of small tracked things coming over the hill unsure of what they are. One stops next to you and as you look at it, it explodes.
You just finished training on how to use your gun and common tactics and then get deployed to the front line. You step outside your tent and are immidiatley greeted with a heavily armored rc car and your own destroyed base.
Sees Goliath in title. Waiting for that inevitable blow the bridges and make a choke point. Edit: Americans? Well, lets hope they dont bring Calliopes Edit2: Welp...
Get the Rumba they said They will be won they said They will be defending the fatherland until their death THEY SAID Seriously, (Rumba cable IRL got shot, and he's done) *WTF!!*
"Dentonation" - Valefisk 2019, before nuking literally everyone but himself in WWII with RC Cars.
They detonate from getting too dented
OMG JC a bomb!
“I love how inclusive the Nazis are” - *Valefisk 2019*
They did have the most inclusive army tbh. Muslims, indians, blacks, turks. Etc...
Ariel Eliahu a lot of them were PoW recruits though
@@abudgie6909 true, they still fought though, so they are diverse, plus the indians who fought were captured but fought so india could be independant so even though they were POWs they still did it over ideology.
You can count on osstroppen.
PoW's are still willing recruits
This is historical inaccurate, that’s more fuel then Germany ever had during WW2.
He said he had 16000 fuel reserves at one point
loool!!
than *
@@MrAlex19810 yeah typical mistake to mix up "then" and "than"
memes:Realse Claymore Roomba
Germans:Realse High Explosive Faster than a ferari Roomba
USSR Generals: We need more men!
Valefisk: I need more BODIES!
As a nazi he is very inclusive today
Pretty sure that's because Valefisk is secretly an Imperial Guard General.
@@anarorekriptih4515 me to
same thing lol
Reminds me of the fact the US military is testing a robot that will ”eat” debris and bodies for fuel or something like that
I would call this doctrine Glorious German Engineering.
BRRRRRRAKA MONOGA!
Doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi!
Jeanette ahhh I see your a man of culture aswell xD
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Beat me to it
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Ah, but is German Science and Engineering better than the Belkan kind.
@@kabob0077 Belka did nothing wrong (tm)
Valefisk: "I've done some thinking.."
The Hague: "My god..."
The Hagueian here, can confirm I'm foaming at the mouth
There’s more
Hague “No!”
When your T34 commander says theres a box moving towards your tank.
METHAL BAWKES!
that’s a real Cyclops Remote Demolition Vehicle moment
*battle music starts playing*
Your Amazon package is here
The Goliath swarm looked like cockroaches.
It's like the Plagues of Egypt in the Bible, except infinitely worse.
they are equally hard to kill with just guns
When he touched that blob and they started spreading out it looked just like those videos where baby spiders run out of egg sacs or away from the mother :D
@@Aruthicon At least the Plagues didn't explode, one killed the first borns though.
They are just the robotic version.
You know the video will be interesting when Valefisk says he has done some thinking.
And this time it was the biggest think of them all.
@@Crusader-tg1wx so far.
Indeed
"I was messing around in COH match with friends..."
You mean violating again the Geneva convention and commiting horrendous warcrimes ?
You can't fool us Valefisk, we know you well.
Vale, I think this is beyond war crimes
It is *ASCENDED*
James Hamlyn this isn’t a war crime
@@goldenfiberwheat238 It should be
i can't even imagine the amount of orphanages that exploded in the making of this video.
Valefisk:
"Your worth less to me injured" *sends severely injured troops to the frontlines*
Valefisk:1 Geneva Convention:0
ValeFisk: why do they have so many MG nests everywhere?
Also ValeFisk: Let's just line the whole river with flak guns, because why not?
“Colonel, get captain Valefisk and his Company of Rum-I mean Goliaths!”
Imagine sitting in a trench expecting a Tiger, untl you see 64 Death Roomba's appear.
“Sir WTF is that”
- solider moments before death by explosion roomba
You mean boomba.....
I mean one Papa Death Roomba has to be somewhat scary.
Brett Evans Not Boomba, GrandBoomba.
Everyone : It's a war crime!
Valefisk : *I can't hear you over* *the people screaming and* *goliaths exploding!*
Sounds like a fun time.
Velfisk:plays company of heroes
UN:sweats nervosly
ivan matanovic, I believe you meant 'sweats profusely'. 🤣🤣🤣
yes
UN: looks like we need to write another angry letter and say how much angry we are... That will show to those pesky warlords!
"I need more bodies!" Vealefisk the art of video game war crime.
Never Knew Vale "War-Crimes" Fisk actually Watch Top Gear, there's no normal person who doesn't remember the correct specifications and speed for a Porsche 911 without also knowing who are Hamster, Captain Slow, and The Orangutan
Oh God, I miss Top Gear...
And fuck, I'm an AMERICAN.
I don’t like Goliaths. Their course, rough and they get everywhere
Genial Anakin
I like sand. It’s nice, smooth and they don’t get everywhere.
they're*
@@NoNameAtAll2 I see why a Grammer Nazi is on a valefisk video
@@TheDiloEmpire grammar*
"I love how inclusive the nazis were."
-Valefisk.
The inclusivity is killing me.
@Sightless_Seeker oh god oh fuck
@Sightless_Seeker oh wow
@Sightless_Seeker >Holocaust joke
TH-cam: D E M O N I T I Z E D
>Mention: State of Israel
TH-cam: D E M O N I T I Z E D
So what was the joke the sightless seeker dude said
"If I even so much as see him I'm gonna retreat" - Danish soldiers the second the Germans invaded
They defended the fatherland until first contact
Yea lol, they lasted about 4 hours
@@crowcaster970 from 5:30 to 11:30, so 6 hours
Ladies and Gentlemen of the UN Human Rights Council, here we have the infamous warcriminal Valefisk, utilizing yet another banned weapon of war: The Claymore Roomba
Claymore roomba would be more sane. Goliath caried a proper demo charge, 60 pounds of tnt if i recall correctly
Last engineer sees the Goliaths rolling up.
“No..”
“Please no”
BOOOM!
"I guess I don't need my legs or my lower torso anymore" -*Pioneers*
"Oh god, oh no"-every Valefisk video.
"So I think my strategy here is..."
*Continues to use the same strategy he always uses*
Efficient war crimes
The graduating class of Berlin Technical University 2019 and their rc car collection.
That would be an amazing Clan or group to be in.
Entire army of german engineers swarming your local home to fix all your toasters.
"looks clear.......oh shit sector not clear!" - valefisk: the story of warcrimes chapter 28
No one:
Not 1 person:
Vale: Hey, Wanna Rc car?
German engineering is the greatest in the world
I'd buy the entire supply of them every year until i had enough one day to win a world war.
Sheer Heart attack has no weakness!
*Click*
"He defended the fatherland until death" lol but yeah, fine print not implemented in game: no wifi. Goliaths were operated from corded controls, by infantry that had to chase after it. Otherwise, working as intended XD
7:19 is the time to turn on Katyusha.
When you gotta fight the USSR at 3:00, but you also have to compete in the annual Hotwheels competition at 4:00.
From what I remember, when the game first came out, Goliaths were only 50 munitions..
You could also spawn paratroopers directly into an enemy base..
you can still drop paratroopers in the middle of their base, provided you have vision
*two seconds a bridge was formed* ah german engineering at its finest
"Depiction of the Great Robot Uprising." (1944, Colorized)
I don't usually enjoy watching videos with commentary, but this?
This put a smile on my face.
Hi, real Michael Collins here. This video has proved very helpful in my plans, to reunite the nation.
I will be requesting a shipment of *all your stock*
Making 700 dollars an hour in McDonalds sounds like a good deal to me...
Maybe he's the manager, or someone higher :D
This was me 10 years ago.
I lost count how many times i did the 'Goliath strategy' and had about as much fun as u did my friend ;-)
Nobody:
Valefisk: *DEATH BY ROOMBA IT IS*
Goddamnit, you're gonna make me fail No Nut November
15:15 "From where you're kneeling, this must seem like a 17 karat run of bad luck..."
Holy shit, those goliaths spreading from the *Great Circle* looked like what happens when you sting a hornets nest.
Valefisk got me into playing CoH for the memes. Thanks Valefisk, I haven't had this much fun toying with virtual soldiers' lives in ages with all sorts of fun -weapons- experiments...
Oh shit commander there is a rc car at the door. RUN PRIVATE JENKINS
Vale this video: ECUSPLOSSSSION!
I see you're man of culture
One day I hope to meet someone who makes me as happy as Goliaths make Vale
6:31 A man has fallen in to the river
Vale literally every game, “why hasn’t this ended yet” “if I blow this up will it end?” “No?” “What about this” “no?” “Yes”
Imagine just walking with your squad when you see a Goliath Convoy with 64 Goliaths in it.
You'd be screwed.
Me: about to do homework
Also me: sees new valefisk video
7:00 Lieutenant Dan, you’ve got no legs!
12:31 cockroaches in the kitchen when you turn on the light
It was the way the goliaths started moving and suddenly looked like a swarm of ants instead of remote controlled bombs.
Someone needs to put googly eyes on the Goliath.
There has to be a mod for it right?
Vale, as a tip, don't detonate the goliaths right away on the bridge. They can camouflage when not moving, so just set it on the bridge, wait for the enemies to step on it and stupidly shoot it, so the goliath blows and takes down both the enemy and the bridge.
These Company Of Heroes videos are actually some of the best content on youtube
"Working at McDonalds, making 700 dollars an hour"
I love how Company of Heroes still have a good amount of community behind it even after over a decade after its release. I just hope that multiplayer was still a thing people do.
Fun fact: in multiplayer there is a map called REDBALL EXPRESS FREE FOR ALL 8P and there you get so much ammo that this strategy is not only encouraged as a wehrmacht player, it is practically necessary to stop the constant wave of shermans and airbornes and m10's
"My grandpappy told me stories of the VBIED's of WW2... the horror in his eyes"
But goliaths arent improvised...
sending goliath like jojo's throwing punches : way too many, way too powerful... and fun
He's tanky
He's Zoomy
But most importantly he go kablewy
Coming up natural geographic : the lives of a Goliath hive
There has to be a mod out there that changes the Goliath sound effect to those from Starcraft... GOLIATH ONLINE
“Into the river he goes”
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEYON CITY!
Vale, you can salvage the destroyed tanks and vehicles for munitions btw. Gives at least 50-75 munitions per tank.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER HEART ATTACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL CARDIAC~
SHEER HEART ATTACK HAS NO WEAKNESS!
I've been waiting for a long time for this
ypu should really try the eastern front mod, it adds russians and the ostheer
german officer watches solemnly as the death roomba trundles toward the allied base and then explodes. he removes his helmet and says softly "he defended the fatherland until death"
Germans: How many Goliath Tracked Mines do you need?
Valefisk: *YES*
This reminds me of how I would play MP as a kid. The artillery I built dug a trench so deep on the enemy side of the main bridge the game started rendering fog in it, and enemy armor could take cover there
And here we see Goliaths in the wild, ready to commit some war crimes.
Imagine you’re at your FOB. You’re just working on a vehicle and some people are running by on a training run. Suddenly in the distance you hear what sounds like vehicle tracks. So you look in that direction only to see dozens of small tracked things coming over the hill unsure of what they are. One stops next to you and as you look at it, it explodes.
Nice to see people continuing pretty much "forgotten" games. Love Company of Heroes
VV , excited! Another Vid from Valefisk, valiantly verbose and vehemently victorious!
"I've done some thinking" - Valefisk.
Careful there, friend.
ValeFisk : Using GOLIATS Only
Enginer : No, you need me
You just finished training on how to use your gun and common tactics and then get deployed to the front line. You step outside your tent and are immidiatley greeted with a heavily armored rc car and your own destroyed base.
*hits blunt*
the little man inside that exploding little car thing must have been a very brave dwarf.
Sees Goliath in title.
Waiting for that inevitable blow the bridges and make a choke point.
Edit: Americans? Well, lets hope they dont bring Calliopes
Edit2: Welp...
I like how the central bridge gets progressively burned and full of charred tank husks as the video goes on.
I love videos like this!
Just stupid fun with historical stuff
Me: a really defensive player
Also me: Valefisk is my inspiration
you know what 12:30-12:50 reminds me of? when a giant swarm of bugs gets disrupted
Get the Rumba they said
They will be won they said
They will be defending the fatherland until their death THEY SAID
Seriously, (Rumba cable IRL got shot, and he's done) *WTF!!*
Tiny remote controlled bomb: Goliath
Super heavy tank: Maus
German humour at it's finest
Watching those Goliaths leave spawn was like watching a horde of baby spiders leaving their nest.
11:55 when you have 100 Goliaths but you are afraid of a single sherman.
Goliath division... and they whine about drones killing people in 2019:\
The explosive 1942 roomba.
A whole different meaning of cleaning up a mess.
If only they did paint angry looking eyes on the front of the goliaths
House seller: Ok so this house isn´t infested with cockroaches.
The cockroaches: 12:39
"It a Goliaths farm there are you want to milk them ?"
Valefisk: *names save before the accident*
Valefisk a year from when he saved: what's this *brain damage issues *
7:02 I believe that is Anikin Skywalker shortly after foolishly jumping at the high ground