+MrGameDude6 The points don't matter, they are always balanced for both teamd. If they actually gave points for the quality of the jokes Frankie and Hugh would win everytime.
Tom James Most fantasy films tends to be quite "epic", and the dialogue often reflects that. The joke is that in a fantasy film with magic and monsters and epic wars, such casual conversation would never be spoken, because it would break the atmosphere.
Agree about Greg Davies' line about the fantasy films. It would be great in an alternative film at least. The one with him and Lucy was good, she is lovely.
with the Birmingham joke, I once remember going on a school trip there and all the way there is was sunny and bright, but when we got to Birmingham, grey clouds came over-head and it went very cold. No joke, I'm being serious.
haha sounds like my town. I live in a ton called Blackheath - so named BECAUSE of the weather. When your home town's named after gloomy weather you know there's a problem.
In the Shire there was a town called, “Bag End,” named for its most prominent residents: the Bagginses. Near Bag End there was a town whose most prominent residents were the Bellamys...
The little nose twitch that Frankie does is one of the funniest things about him, not just the jokes and that's when you know something malicious is coming.
"Well if you don't think I'm a nosey bastard, why did you write that in your diary?!" LMFAO! This is the funniest scenes we'd like to see of the new series. Although i don't get Frankie's Taggart joke or Hughs Jihad joke either.
Taggart was mocked for saying 'mudder' instead of 'murder' as he had such a strong Scottish accent. So 'mudder'/'mordor'. And the jihad joke was about someone being told that it was now time to commit jihad (kill yourself and others).
Dara's said on the show before that the points system is just a load of bollocks and there's no real competition, it's just for fun. If there was a proper competition with the points, Hugh and Frankie's team would always win
Fantasy Film: "Harry, I know it sounds strange, but I cast spells by waving this parrot around. Trust me. My bird is my wand." Flatmate: "I don't know why you get so cross about me eating your food. I always put it back in the fridge when I'm done with it!"
I used to be Gandalf the white now I am Gandalf the tartan. You can't come back to life just because you change the colour of your cloak. Wanna bet. I have a whole dulux colour chart. Dead ringers paraphrase.
Now here's our new Defence Against the Darks Arts professor, Gandalf the Grey. YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Well that's a little bit harsh, classes haven't even started!
Ugh, people posting their own jokes in the comments....they're always shite, and they even announce "here's my entry". Sound like 60 year olds who've discovered this show and the internet on the same day.
"In the mysterious lands of Agrathor, a young hero named Gorthon rises from the village of Folathos to fight the evil forces of the dark lord of Vargazorn and reclaim the Crystal of-- Fuck this, just play _Skyrim_ for five hours."
@TheSinliner I heard Hugh Dennis being interviewed on Radio 4Extra; he says that the show is rehearsed and, in fact, what is shown is cut down from about four hours of recording. I don't have a problem with that; I'd rather see a funny, rehearsed show than one that is off-the-cuff but boring.
Lucy Porter is 4ft 11", Greg Davies is 6ft 8". Kristin Chenoweth (Olive Snook) is also 4ft 11", Chi McBride (Emerson Cod) is 6ft 4½". 'Pushing Daisies' was a great show. ;-D (This wealth of useless information is brought to you by too much television and abusing Google.)
Imaging just watching telly and literally seeing your teacher being the funniest person on every show and every channel
Yeah you can two!
I cant imagine that, I can imagine them being amusing though like Greg.
Daniel Ross 😂😂😂
@@danielross1509 He was actually. He was an English teacher for a short while
Was he even in this video?
I never usually care about the points or who wins the rounds, but Frankie, Hugh and Greg absolutely killed that and deserved to win!
OMG I know right! They aced it!
+MrGameDude6 The points don't matter, they are always balanced for both teamd. If they actually gave points for the quality of the jokes Frankie and Hugh would win everytime.
MrGameDude6 iiiI'm
Joke at 2:06 Is the funiest joke I've heard on mock the week so far just cracks me up.
I agree! I'm sitting in a library, and can't stop giggling.
Jiggaman _ can you explain it? I didn't get it
Tom James Most fantasy films tends to be quite "epic", and the dialogue often reflects that. The joke is that in a fantasy film with magic and monsters and epic wars, such casual conversation would never be spoken, because it would break the atmosphere.
Sillius Soddus hahahaah, i see!
***** Wow, it's almost as if humour is subjective!
"Alright John.. How's it going, alright? Yeah. How's the kids? Alright. See ya later.."
My favourite Greg Davies moment ever :L :L :L :L
Am i the only one who doesn't get it?
Love how the cameraman has to keep swinging the camera up every time Greg heads for the microphone.
I'M NOT A DWARF I'M A LESBIAN!
I laughed so hard, redbull just came out of my nose ... agh beautiful.
@@littlerelief5029 mine too, although I haven't had a red bull in over 10 years.
Good to know, but the rest of us are trying to watch this video.
You're amazing. Can you type other words you've heard?
I read this as it happened in the video
"Novelty shower gel in the shape of a webcam" is such an underrated joke
Underrated? Hardly.
@@johnvarley4561 both her jokes sucked imo
No such thing as a funny woman
@@WakaWaka2468 the fact that some people still harbour these views is beyond me
@@madisntit6547 racist
Greg would absolutely destroy her...
xD
BeanzMachinez *always wondered if I was the only one who thought;she just loves having her hair toloused by a seven foot funny man . . .
BeanzMachinez Greg is 6'8", her actual husband is 6'5" she loves being destroyed by giants.
Right... because when a man and woman are having sex, the man can only use every ounce of his strength and nothing less...
ben1349 😂😂
Agree about Greg Davies' line about the fantasy films. It would be great in an alternative film at least. The one with him and Lucy was good, she is lovely.
with the Birmingham joke, I once remember going on a school trip there and all the way there is was sunny and bright, but when we got to Birmingham, grey clouds came over-head and it went very cold. No joke, I'm being serious.
haha sounds like my town. I live in a ton called Blackheath - so named BECAUSE of the weather. When your home town's named after gloomy weather you know there's a problem.
CardTrickmedia I live in Birmingham, I can confirm it is really shit
Birmingham has the worst weather. The sun never cums.
I live in Wales. Rain, rain and thick fog in winter and rain, clouds and a passing royal in summer
Hello World I was gonna say, it's the same when you take a train from south east England, where I live, to Wales, where I went to uni
1:38 that moment when a giant slams you into his body and you forget where you are and what you’re doing
Aww look at Russel at 3:32 giving her a turn before him, bless him
In the Shire there was a town called, “Bag End,” named for its most prominent residents: the Bagginses. Near Bag End there was a town whose most prominent residents were the Bellamys...
There wasn't a town called "Bag End". The name of the town is Hobbiton. The name of the Hobbit Hole is Bag End.
S.V. Rupert a foxcub 18's adventures. D’oh!
how Frankie, Hugh and Greg didn't win that I'll never know
“Welcome to Mordor...... twinned with Swansea” yep tru, especially if u walk down wind st at 4am ;P
"I'm Aragorn son of Arathrorn heir to Islidur member of a Fellowship please leave a message after the tone" lol
Swansea is pretty much a hardcore version of Mordor. Sauron wouldn't last a day in Swansea.
Frankie, oh Frankie...you just HAD to save the BEST JOKE for last! LOL!!!!!
Gawd I miss this show. Repeats on Dave are great but it's so good when it's a bit more topical.
The little nose twitch that Frankie does is one of the funniest things about him, not just the jokes and that's when you know something malicious is coming.
"Well if you don't think I'm a nosey bastard, why did you write that in your diary?!" LMFAO!
This is the funniest scenes we'd like to see of the new series. Although i don't get Frankie's Taggart joke or Hughs Jihad joke either.
Taggart was mocked for saying 'mudder' instead of 'murder' as he had such a strong Scottish accent. So 'mudder'/'mordor'. And the jihad joke was about someone being told that it was now time to commit jihad (kill yourself and others).
Ron I think I'm pregnant! Let me fix that. Fetus deletus!
Oh god, I'm wheezing like Muttley again. That was funnier than the "I'm not a dwarf..." joke!
get the womb broom!
3:31 I love how Russell was going to go, but then he let Lucy go first! Really sweet! :P I love Russell!
And his joke was funny too! :P
There might have been better jokes, but Greg Davies totally stole the show with his joke in the first segment.
I... am Arlene Phillips!!
"Fifteen... sixteen... seventeen...
Forget it, elf. You'll never bang as many as Gimli, son of Gloin"
Anyone get the G Had one?
Jihad
"This will never work Frodo" he's so TALL and she's so LITTLE ... it's like watching Olive Snook next to Emerson Cod!
1:39 "This will never work, Frodo." That was genius! X'D
IM NOT A DWARF IM A LESBIAN lol
@3:10 The cameraman is preparing for Greg Davies and gets Russell Howard instead.
Russel Howard shows nice manners towards the end when he allows Lucy to go before him.
That cat one always bloody gets me
Dara's said on the show before that the points system is just a load of bollocks and there's no real competition, it's just for fun. If there was a proper competition with the points, Hugh and Frankie's team would always win
Am I the only one who thinks that Greg Davies is hot?
Definitely not!
A Jumbo Sized Rik Mayall is what I've heard him called. Both handsome British gentleman. Perhaps he has a fanclub you can join.
itsjemmabond yes
Totally get that
itsjemmabond k
Holy shit this was 11 years ago? Were has that time gone?!!
Greg at 2:05 lol
2:06 my favourite moment in any "scenes we'd like to see" ever
Fantasy Film: "Harry, I know it sounds strange, but I cast spells by waving this parrot around. Trust me. My bird is my wand."
Flatmate: "I don't know why you get so cross about me eating your food. I always put it back in the fridge when I'm done with it!"
Hands down, this was the best scenes we'd like to see ever
Love Frankie's joke about Birmingham, because it's so true
I used to be Gandalf the white now I am Gandalf the tartan.
You can't come back to life just because you change the colour of your cloak.
Wanna bet. I have a whole dulux colour chart.
Dead ringers paraphrase.
1:40 ..and she's in heels!
"This will never work Frodo!!!" hahahahaha class man class haha!!
Deleted Lines from a Fantasy Film -
"I'M A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, I'M DIGGING A HOLE!"
Wow...this comment just threw me back to the good ol days
@@lilkickflip953 coincidence we both see this comment 8 years later on the same day?
@@Wet_Sock2102 lmao talk about coincidence.
@@byronwolf8692 oh fuck
I think not
“Luckily he was ginger and used to it” 😂🥰😂😂😂
Now here's our new Defence Against the Darks Arts professor, Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Well that's a little bit harsh, classes haven't even started!
I could roll myself in the mud from the tyres of the van that deals with Lucy porters garden waste and still be happy.
I had Dara paused at the beginning, my mum came in looked and shat herself
I remember watching this when it was on TV and almost throwing up laughing 😂
"This will never work Frodo!!!" hahahahaha class man class haha!! hahaha greg davies is so funny!!!
Hugh dennis delivers his lines hilariously.
Just saw this earlier, Greg's second joke is frigging hysterical.
"I'm not a dwarf, I'm a lesbian!" Oh my Frankie :')
If you go right to the start of the video and pause it, Dara looks like he is either really angry or absolutely petrified.
no Frodo that is not the ring I was refering to. take your finger out of my precious.
I always find it annoying when some people hog the mike.
Ugh, people posting their own jokes in the comments....they're always shite, and they even announce "here's my entry". Sound like 60 year olds who've discovered this show and the internet on the same day.
quiet fool, let people express.
Hey I'm 68 and computer literate. I don't fall for all the BS you ageist.
What's the problem? One day YOU will be old.
What's your problem dude
@@alkrolyd cringe is my problem.
Taggart's strong Scottish accent meant that when he said the word 'murder' it sounds like 'Mordor'.
yes we all got the joke
Greg was loving Frankie's jokes!
Frankie Boyle "I'm not a dwarf, I'm a lesbian." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you think Harry Potter was more gay than the lion, the witch and the wardrobe, guess who came out the closet first...
It's amazing how they just come up with the gags. It doesn't sound rehearsed at all
"In the mysterious lands of Agrathor, a young hero named Gorthon rises from the village of Folathos to fight the evil forces of the dark lord of Vargazorn and reclaim the Crystal of-- Fuck this, just play _Skyrim_ for five hours."
If you put this on Mock the Week now they'd be on floor, virtue fainting waiting for the set runners to rouse them with the vapours.
I am Aslan formed by the murders of Asda and Matalan! #LOL
Mel Knell *Merges
Stormbolt 4111 thank you for correcting me to think I've been saying it wrong for two years 😂
+Mel Knell Hahaha that made me laugh more than the video.
Stormbolt 4111 *Mergers. ;)
Mel Knell, What you type still works.
"I love talking to you. With you, I can... BE MY REAL SELF..."
Alright John, how's the kids? Alright, see ya later
Absolute fuckin genius
'I am Aslan! Formed by the merger of ASDA and Matalan' and 'My prescious! He took it... my presc... oh no, here it is in my pocket' HAHAHAHA LOLZ
The height difference between Greg and Lucy is unbelievable
glad to know you're honest about these things
The last one was hilarious! :D
one of the best bits of mock the week ever XD
Ah. My mistake was thinking he was referencing a particular film. Now I see. Cheers!
Frankie Boyle is just genius 😂
Yes he would. Day 1 would be between the hours of 0:00-23:59, day 2 would be 24:00-47:59. Guess which set 41 falls in?
1:58 pretty sure that bilbo did do that basically 😂
Its not ironic. It just Frankie's genius
@TheSinliner I heard Hugh Dennis being interviewed on Radio 4Extra; he says that the show is rehearsed and, in fact, what is shown is cut down from about four hours of recording. I don't have a problem with that; I'd rather see a funny, rehearsed show than one that is off-the-cuff but boring.
the last one was just brilliant.
thanks for the upload
If you don't think I'm a nosy bastard, why did you write that in your diary? Lol!
uh oh, ive just clicked on a mock the week video, i will never leave them now
Lucy Porter is 4ft 11", Greg Davies is 6ft 8". Kristin Chenoweth (Olive Snook) is also 4ft 11", Chi McBride (Emerson Cod) is 6ft 4½". 'Pushing Daisies' was a great show. ;-D (This wealth of useless information is brought to you by too much television and abusing Google.)
@neekface Greg Davies was basically joking that normal, everyday conversations like that never occur in fantasy films. I thought it was hilarious tbh.
omfg xD xD 'i dont see why i shud pay for half the loo roll when i never use any' XDDXDXD *dies from laughing*
Greg and Lucy's joke reminded me of that little joke he and Miriam Margolyes shared on Graham Norton.
I don't think we ever saw enough of Lucy Porter.
0:03 the dude on the left almost fell! ;)
Winter is coming. But even worse than The White Walkers, Black Friday is also coming my grace.
Greg nailed it with that one.
Frankie Boyle actually is soo funny xD
Don't think I've ever seen Hugh laugh at another panellist's joke haha
Frankie always comes back to the HIV/AIDS jokes, but they still catch me off guard.
Mr Gilbert at 2:07 made me piss myself laughing, its just funny what he says, don't know why
i LOLD at the asda/matalan one!
Fucking hell, Hugh is tall himself but Greg completely towers over him
stop at 0:14, russels face!! priceless :D
"That one could TALK!" :D
I'm surprised the mic can pick up what the tall guy is saying... I think they're using the shirt mic audio for him.
Can someone explain the yoghurt joke please it’s gone right over my head !
LOL Yeah I do kinda agree with you but they should get more female (funny) comedians on!! I love the Arlene Phillips joke in this XD