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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ค. 2009
  • series 7 episode 4
    scenes we'd like to see
    Also includes Things a Sports Commentator would never say
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  • @benjaythewhite
    @benjaythewhite 14 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "And England have won the ashes."
    Yep, that one is pretty rare.

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle 14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm Anne Robinson and without plastic surgery, I'd look like E.T.'s balls!!"
    "It's the women's 100m final and from left to right, it's no; no; yes; maybe; from behind(?), definitely not!"
    Legendary Frankie Boyle!

  • @kaiyam1
    @kaiyam1 15 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "and England have won the Ashes" LOL, AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI! OY OY OY!!

  • @Furubatsu
    @Furubatsu 13 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Overpaid...Overpaid knocks it onto Over-rated and Over-rated onto Possible-Rapist, Possible-Rapist knocks it from Closet-Gay! GOAL!

  • @AliMakaveli
    @AliMakaveli 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Frankies Brummy accent is spot on "Filom" lmaoo

  • @blainy-o93
    @blainy-o93 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Things a sports commentator would never say: "And Lewis Hamilton makes a wonderful clean pass on Felipe Massa!"

  • @MrKay0
    @MrKay0 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Oh yes and that's a beautiful uppercut, and another one! But hey! The DJ is still not gonna change the track!"
    ROFL

  • @thirteenpiecesofgum
    @thirteenpiecesofgum 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I know as an Australian, that if Adam made that joke in Australia, Australians would laugh. I know I did.. despite the last Ashes.

  • @joethehero2
    @joethehero2 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AND THAT BLOODY SMEAR IS WHY YOU DON'T SEE MANY STREAKERS IN FORMULA 1!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ''This week on Rogue Traders Dan and Matt go to someones house and praise the builders for their excellent work they did''

  • @ih8ppunk
    @ih8ppunk 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    adam hills is a legend LOL

  • @KT926
    @KT926 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Australia have won the ashes!"
    -Why didn't anyone say that? XD HE HE

    • @rileymeep2980
      @rileymeep2980 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because they normally do..

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +KT926 well we won it this year

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaggass Well the Australians know that they have to let England win every now & then. If they don't then England will throw a tanturm & refuse to play anymore. 🏏😝🏏

  • @DanielRand
    @DanielRand 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Question, as posed by Hugh: "Which is better: Alien or Predator?"
    Answer: Predator.

  • @FURF0XSAKE
    @FURF0XSAKE 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved the British Security one.

  • @UnwashedGoblin
    @UnwashedGoblin 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Ann Robinson was fucking hilarious

  • @Robman275
    @Robman275 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "And England have won the Ashes!"
    Brilliant that England then won the ashes that year :D

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ''I knew he was batting for the wrong team for years''

  • @jackmorgan8684
    @jackmorgan8684 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of the best...omfg...too funny

  • @effenhello
    @effenhello 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:01 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @nottyrotty8973
    @nottyrotty8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like time travelling

  • @mikusfajigus
    @mikusfajigus 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    and England have won the ashes go hills

  • @jakamneziak
    @jakamneziak 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    the football one was kick ass!

  • @itzzdustyspartan3241
    @itzzdustyspartan3241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:57 now I feel a little sad about this joke. Given Stephen Hawking is dead now :(

    • @peterweatherley7669
      @peterweatherley7669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ItzzDustyspartan32 It’s still hilarious, and I suspect he wouldn’t have objected

  • @InsanityBlah
    @InsanityBlah 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @TriviaFreak
    cause adam hill is aussie, and we normally kick their sorry ass at cricket :p but we let them win that year cause we felt guilty... they did teach us how to play

  • @Boycini9
    @Boycini9 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Closet Gay.. GOOAALLL!!!!"

  • @Joppsta360
    @Joppsta360 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw Frankie last night and I am now officially a Mongoloid. Front row seats for the fucking WIN.

  • @zekeboy24
    @zekeboy24 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha Hugh Dennis at 4:17 so funny

  • @KryzMasta
    @KryzMasta 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's been four years since you posted this comment, and as you can see, his beard is still there!

  • @shockwaves10
    @shockwaves10 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    yer frankie is a ledgend!

  • @alin1975
    @alin1975 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah, the show is made by the same guys behind Whose Line is it Anyway... so its pure improv- a very different kind of improv than Whose Line, but improv nonetheless :)

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @benjaythewhite Yup!

  • @eyeguyer
    @eyeguyer 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    frankie!!!!

  • @lighteningBlitz
    @lighteningBlitz 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    and the queen hits camila in the face and william hits her with a hammer(what a minute, he should have said 'and william hits her with a chair)

  • @snowyalice
    @snowyalice 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Go Adam for the ashes comment!

  • @TheManWithNoName786
    @TheManWithNoName786 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha - yes, no, no, no maybe
    haha - i do that sometimes

  • @shcnoozlebop
    @shcnoozlebop 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @TiagoPtFerreira its an aussie thing to poke fun of the poms sucking at sports... lol

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah! That shut Adam Hills up! ROFL :)

  • @pitchivoicebianca
    @pitchivoicebianca 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ChloeSapienza their stand up comedians

  • @Davin0
    @Davin0 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    how long before frankie has a shave? :-D

  • @AvengerDanXD
    @AvengerDanXD 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol england winning th ashes. Higher chance of meeting god.

  • @newestgamereviews
    @newestgamereviews 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    but we did win lol

  • @TriviaFreak
    @TriviaFreak 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @benjaythewhite
    What's the big deal about that? Why all the booing?

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Ashes is an annual cricket game played by Australia & England since the late Victorian era for the 'ashes' of a set of wicket stumps. The game has a *long* history of good natured (for the most part) rivalry between the two nations.
      Back in 1882 the English national team came to Australia to play a game against the Australian colonial cricket team. (At that time Australia wasn't yet a country, just a bunch of colonies ruled by England.)
      The English thought that because they were 'superior' they'd wipe the floor with the colonists. Instead they were beaten *so* badly that one English reporter called it the "Death of English cricket."
      As a joke the wicket stumps were 'cremated' then the 'ashes' put into a mini urn & were kept by the Australians as a trophy. The next year the English demanded a rematch. Which they won so the Australians gave them the 'ashes' & a tradition was born. Who ever wins gets to take/keep the ashes for that year.
      Usually Australia wins the Ashes Cup as it's formally known, but occasionally England wins. The Australians like to goad the English about how they win so often. But when the English win they get their own back. & dig the boot in a bit to the Australians.
      The comedian who made the joke is an Australian named Adam Hills. & as you're no doubt aware the audience he made it to is English. Hence the booing. 🇬🇧 🏏 🏆 🇦🇺

  • @Jeffo193
    @Jeffo193 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "and englend have won the ashes"...not laughing now eh? ;)

    • @rickydumas9994
      @rickydumas9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How often have you won five Tests to nil?

  • @TiagoPtFerreira
    @TiagoPtFerreira 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "And England have won the Ashes!" what does he mean by that?

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Ashes is an annual cricket game played by Australia & England since the late Victorian era for the 'ashes' of a set of wicket stumps. The game has a *long* history of good natured (for the most part) rivalry between the two nations.
      Back in 1882 the English national team came to Australia to play a game against the Australian colonial cricket team. (At that time Australia wasn't yet a country, just a bunch of colonies ruled by England.)
      The English thought that because they were 'superior' they'd wipe the floor with the colonists. Instead they were beaten *so* badly that one English reporter called it the "Death of English cricket."
      As a joke the wicket stumps were 'cremated' then the 'ashes' put into a mini urn & were kept by the Australians as a trophy. The next year the English demanded a rematch. Which they won so the Australians gave them the 'ashes' & a tradition was born. Who ever wins gets to take/keep the ashes for that year.
      Usually Australia wins the Ashes Cup as it's formally known, but occasionally England wins. The Australians like to goad the English about how they win so often. But when the English win they get their own back. & dig the boot in a bit to the Australians. 🇬🇧 🏏 🏆 🇦🇺

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster ปีที่แล้ว

      Only the bails were burnt, not the full stumps. The trophy is rather fragile now, so it stays at Lords regardless of who wins the series. A replica is awarded.

  • @Romanceforever
    @Romanceforever 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hugh Dennis's creepy face strikes again

  • @chuntusmac
    @chuntusmac 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @lighteningBlitz ha HA

  • @MultiSnakeman
    @MultiSnakeman 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    whats the aussies name?

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam Hills he hosts a late night show in England called The Last Leg with Adam Hills.

  • @JDrakeify
    @JDrakeify 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    england have won 3 of the last 4 ashes

  • @shcnoozlebop
    @shcnoozlebop 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SCD999 which sucks because the guys in charge of the aussie cricket team actually started making threats towards the cricketers families if they lost a game rofll
    btw, its just an aussie thing to poke fun at the poms sucking at sports xD

  • @Someloke8895
    @Someloke8895 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Much like the Aussie cricket team, starts well, finishes terribly.

  • @aqu1r3
    @aqu1r3 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    overpaid knocks it over to over rated... lol love frankie :D

  • @SCD999
    @SCD999 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TiagoPtFerreira he's Aussie so of course he thinks Australia are the best cricket team in the world. Thing is, now they're not and England appear to be number 1...finally.

  • @PJzer0
    @PJzer0 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @EjvindDark Why should it? English show, English language, programme is correct. Program in English has one meaning, "a series of coded software instructions to control the operation of a computer or other machine" taken straight from an English dictionary.

  • @fish998765432
    @fish998765432 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @MrKay0 you missed the end of the punchline, it's .... the DJ still isn't going to change the track for Steven Gerrard

  • @vyrnmn
    @vyrnmn 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Of the 66 series played, 31 have resulted in England retaining The Ashes. England have also held on to them since 2009.
    So what you're saying is that there's a 47% chance of meeting God - an imaginary "person".
    Poor joke, terribly executed.