31 minutes of best one-liners. Mock The Week Compilation by Gary Delaney - all 18 Wheel of news sets
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• 30 minutes of best one...
I've a new tour on sale now for the second half of 2021 and 2022. The first dates are already on sale at www.garydelaney.com More dates will be added as more venues reopen from Covid 19 shutdowns, so don't worry I'm not planning on leaving out Brum, Manchester, Liverpool, Aberdeen, Belfast, Norwich and all the other currently missing places. I'll let my mailing list know when new venues are added or when sold out venues drop social distancing and hence release more tickets.
On Blue Monday 18th Jan 2021 I'm releasing a free download of my first tour show to subscribers to my mailing list. You can join at www.garydelaney.com
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There's a new version of this now with the sound fixed and the accidentally repeated section on animals removed.
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Tour dates are here: www.garydelaney.com
More dates will be added as more venues reopen and gradually work through their backlog of postponed shows.
If it says "Join waiting list" that means it's not really sold out as the venue held back tickets because of social distancing. For events after June 21st 2021 these can reasonably be expected to go on sale at some point, hence the waiting list.
Who brings animals to a comedy show?
Mr Millican you slayed with 'my girlfriend and I are trying for a baby, her mum is helping out, so I'll get hard'.
You have won the internet in all perpetuality.
Gotta love Tiff. Hot yes but shes easy on the eye. Plus attractive.
Who the fuck complained about that repeated section? Damn you PETA!
It's still repeated bruh
"Knock knock, who's there grandad shit stop the funeral" 🤣🤣
When the comedians start laughing you know the joke is a home run. Greg's reaction around the 6 minute mark is timeless 😂
When the comedians start laughing it’s part of the rehearsed performance
"Muzzle him."
"I don't know, but he's got a beard"
That's absolutely brilliant.
I’m so going to use that at work tomorrow
Excellent from start to finish. Every pun a winner. You can have this one: My grandad was responsible for bringing down several Nazi planes during WW2. The Luftwaffe said he was the worst mechanic they ever employed.
TONY GRIFFIN. Great joke 😂😂😂😂
@@susanjewitt8783 Thanks!
Hahahahahaaahahahh
Meh joke.
Top class
Easily my favourite comedian. His jokes are easy to steal and use down the pub. You know, pub. Remember those?
Aahh the memories of the pub. Takes me back to the good old days 🤣
What are jokes? 🤔
Yeah, pubs...sigh! We were so young and naive back then! Love the schadenfreude and the porpoise jokes - classics!! Now, just have to go on a crawl to use these jokes 🍸🍻
@@erinobrien8408 🤣👌🤣
Don't you long for precedented times? The Before Time seems so long ago.
Absolutely class. Nearly had an asthma attack. Bought a xmas tree........"are you going to put it up yourself?"........ "no I thought the living room!" 😂
Alcoholic ginger beer was an absolute belter, as was the diesel escort
I think he's very under rated. Should be more famous 😊
👍🏻🤪
I love the way he cracks himself up! 🤣
"Last night I had beef stew with dumplings. I shouldn't call her that but she's a big girl" Lol 😂 That's hilarious.
You know you’re good when you’ve got other comedians crying with laughter!👍🏻
This comment makes no sense.
@@fezzik7619 how so?
@@bigkuriboh3814 It’s as if he’s saying comedians have a different sense of humor than everyone else which just isn’t true. Like just because they’re professional joke tellers it takes more to make them laugh. If someone is funny they’re funny, simple as that.
@@fezzik7619 I think it is quite reasonable to suggest that people whose work lives are literally all about comedy would mean they would be harder to tickle. Would you be more impressed making me laugh, or making Jack Dee laugh?
@@bigkuriboh3814 Neither. Humor is subjective. A person will find what you say funny or they won’t. It depends on their overall sense of humor and the style(s) of humor that appeal to them. I wouldn’t feel it more of an accomplishment to make a famous comedian laugh as I don’t put any stock in celebrity.
Milton Jones: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
I've seen them all but gary is the best of one liners can watch him for hours love it 8 kind regards colin from croydon surrey 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂
He is without doubt one of the funniest comedians around. Most comedians don't even raise a smile from me, he had me in tears! Real talent.
Sorry, I didn't get your joke here. :(
In my humble opinion this man is a comic genius, his timing and delivery is perfect..... one liners - Tommy Cooper - never heard of her! ;)
You can see the other comedians die inside when he tells some of his jokes.
The one with couple weaving on the road and you shouting: GET A LOOM! Had me in tears 🤣🤣🎉 Love from Denmark
Glad i found this compilation . One of the best British comedians. I miss your humour since i left the uk
Absolutely brilliant.....watching this in bed at night with headphones on and been told off by the other half for laughing so much🤣
I haven't had to pause a video so many times to catch my breath and wipe my eyes in a long time. This was brilliant.
He's so underrated... he is so funny 😂
I'm gonna be honest and say I'm stealing these one liners, comedy gold.🤣😂👍
Abso-tively, Pos-ilutely HILARIOUS
Gary Delaney is absolutely hilarious. Just quality material
My favouritist comedian of ever... I have watched this compilation countless times and still laugh my arse off every time 😂😂😂
Diesel in the escort! 😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t watch Gary without crying ! He’s my favourite
Razor sharp edgy wit that turns me upside down I’m laughing so hard. Brilliantly clever puns that make the other comedians wonder how he comes up with them.
Cracks me Gary up when you start laughing before the punchline....
It’s as if you know what’s coming. 😂
Brilliant stuff. Just brilliant. I've come up with a hundred great one liners this year, but I stole them all from you. It was a stoke of genius.
I really enjoy the mix of dark and punny humour, as a non native speaker there are some jokes i only get the second time round, but i have to say you're really good at making people laugh without the need for a long anecdote for a setup and just blasting punchlines at people in rapid succession. Keep it up! Especially in these Dark Times.
Greetings from the land of the unfunny and the Schadenfreude
Thanks Gary for putting some laughter and a smile on all our faces during this shite time we are in.
Great Stuff
Priceless!
So many funny tv shows in the UK, love watching them. This is one of my favorites, and Gary should be on alot more of those shows, this was epic 😂
Haven't laughed this hard in ages. In tears
So fast and the best at one liners. Go Gary!
Well this just made my day a lot better. Thanks for the laughs Gary.
I can rewatch this material over and over......never get bored, gary, tim vine ,milton and stu francis are the dogs bollocks 👍
Forget how funny he is ain't watched in a while been cracking up at this
My stomach hurts and my face is wet from the tears!
Sooo needed a good laugh in 2021.
Thanks heaps mate. Love your work!
Gary, you are a genius. Thank you for all the laughs
There's some real whiners on here, who cares if bits are repeated or the sync is out, it's funny ffs. Thanks, Gary, I don't know how you create so much material.
always been my king of one liners. Love to see him live (in New Zealand)
He’s absolutely brilliant live, so many jokes in one night. See him if you get a chance.
Great comedian.
Keep up the jokes pal
trying to make food on a come down with this on and im dying with laughter. absolute creasing me up. top man :)
could watch you all day
You are one talented man Gary, thanks so much for sharing. Can't wait to see you live once life returns to normal..
Always makes me laugh which in these difficult times is worth it’s weight in gold 👍
You deserve a day off for that Nando's joke. Absolute quality.
This man is very funny, "I laughed till I stopped"
Thank God the video finally ended! I just couldn't sustain so much laughing out loud. I'm in tears of laughter. 👍🙏
The look of discomfort from the others is gold. They're too scared to even approach not giving a fuck as much as him. They look around to see if it's OK to laugh.
Incredibly funny and an imagination that’s in the stratosphere clever beyond words👍🏼
The Tetris joke 😅
Funny funny man with perfect comic timing , there is something
dark about Gary Delaneys comedy which is truly fabulous , love it
Genius. Why I loved George Carlin so much, the play on words. Well done!
I've been watching, thanks for Gary Delaneying.
Very Funny gags . Howling here- I just trod on the dog!!
Thank you Mr.Delaney.
PS You make me laugh more rapidly than Sarah does, but I prefer listening to her voice. Anyhow, you're both champions. Carry on.
Gary mate! I think you have a really good balance of comedy, some outright hilarious stuff to totally cringing gags that cross the line but not too far, just enough to keep us shocked. Too far ruins a joke in my opinion because you dont know if you should be laughing or not, yours were just enough to maximise the laugh if you get me. You got it spot on👍
It's just as funny second time around 🤣👏😁 One liners are hard, but beautiful when timed and delivered like this 😎👍
Chaotic Good - Tim Vine
Chaotic Neutral - Milton Jones
Chaotic Evil - Gary Delaney
Fair
This bloke is brilliant.
The best one liner comedian ever!
Nope.. Tim vine is
@@mewan1708 It's all personal taste and I go with Gary Delaney for one-liners. I have seen a lot of Tim Vine, admittedly only on tv, and genuine can't remember finding many of his jokes funny, and I find a lot of his jokes/puns where he has visual props to be very contrived and laboured. However I accept many people find him funny so put it down to differences of taste. It's the same with Peter Kay. A friend showed me several DVDs of his live shows one evening and I couldn't find any humour whatsoever in several hours of material, but all the while my friend was in hysterics. On the flip side - I really like Jerry Sadowitz but I know many people who really hate him. I also like several female comedians but know people who don't believe a woman can be funny. Taste is ephemeral.
I don't say one comedian is better than another, but I do say I prefer one comedian to another.
@@jonsirulesx9929 well said
My jaw is now Feckin very sore!!
*pauses for the crowd to appriciate the Loom pun*
WAIT WAIT i have one more! dont want you to mistake me for a clean comic!
Excellent Gary. :)
The "Pro Bono" and "Winnie the Pooh" gags were my favourites.
Best comedian ever. Love your work. Thanks.
Seeing Gary in the summer at Worcester 🙂
Brilliant fresh comedian, had me laughing start to finish
This guy is brilliant.
Such a gift.
Loving the scouse joke :)
Wow, I needed this right now, brilliant!!🤣🤣
One liners are the best comedians by far
Always looked forward to Gary on Mock The Week 😂 Must try & see him live 😊
Tour on sale now at GaryDelaney.com more dates to be added through 2021 as places reopen.
This guy is old fashioned British humour funny 👍🏼
Some of these jokes are so nicely layered with darker tones and "chef's kiss" play on words.
20:00 As a Canadian, it's about time other people know how we feel.
Living above the US is like living in the attic of a crack house.
Thus guy is amazing!
Sooo dammed funny. Just discovered him and gonna book up for his next tour.
Hi Gary, I hope you and your family are doing wonderful and staying safe.
I haven't listened to your youtube videos in a while.
About 6 - 8th's ago, I was watching your videos constantly, not constipated, 😅.
I wrote down my favorite one - liners that you tell.
I almost forgot about you, sorry. Lol.
About an hour ago, I was looking for some important documents, and I saw a few papers that i wrote your jokes on. Lol.
It's great to hear these jokes again.
Do you have any new comedy videos on youtube?
Do you have any new jokes and one- liners from your recent shows on youtube?
I will google your website and see what you have been up to lately.
Thank you,
Glen
Absolutely brilliant. Just too good
Thanks Gary. This is genius. It doesn't matter if I've heard them before. Still as funny as the first time. My ex girlfriend was heavy into pillow talk. Haven't heard from her in a while. Think I might have smothered her with love
There’s a playlist of the stuff that hasn’t ever been on telly and more of that to come as I work through two recordings of old tour shows.
thx gary, love your stuff
Tibetan man fffffffsake that cracked me up.
8:50
All British patriots: (Saluting) Sir, yes sir!
i laughed so hard i cried, not many uk comedians can do that to me!
Yeah this was the only saving thing about the show after Frankie got the chop
Did he get the chop ?...... I wonder ... Couldnabin' serious , he's got his own show now !
Just brilliant!
Whaddye call a Snowman in Sydney Australia?
A Puddle.
At least it's clean.
Some proper belly laughs on this one. Quality
Had no idea, this guy is REALLY good!
Some cracking stuff in there....
Mint
Outstanding - cheers 🍻
I hear the voiceless screaming and they are deafening to the peaceful silence.
#JustSayNoTrust
It's okay to hug it out
Fantastic.actually sitting here laughing loudly to myself.brilliant
Absolutely brilliant.