My 3 faves: "Serving suggestion: on a plate, you thick moron!" "To open, push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly,STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!!!" "Of course, food is a scarce & valuable resource in these parts. So I just bagged 2 nights with this fella's wife for a Twix." Mock The Week FTW!!!!
I don't understand how Frankie comes up with those jokes so fast. He really is a brilliant comedian. I still love Russel, Andy and Hugh though. And some of the guests are brilliant.
Funny, Hugh was always my favourite with Frankie. For me its Russel I have a problem with. But hey, I guess thats the good thing about a panel, you get something for everyone.
A lot are improvised, like for example, in the one with the children's tv, Andy made a tellitubbies joke with the doodooflobba sound or whatever, and Frankie Boyle makes a joke with the same sound right after.
They don't write their jokes before the show, BUT as professional comedians, they can quite often draw upon already written/known jokes. Many of those fit many topics - and sometimes you'll notice them sneaking them in when they only barely fit the topic.
They get a little prep time before the show I believe and some of the comedians will use pieces from their full length stand up routine if/when it's relevant.
You guys should hear the Frankie Boyle podcast, he says all of the ideas that he had for the Mock The Week rounds to a live audience but can't be broadcast. He does "Unlikely Things To Read On A Packet", and says things like "This shampoo has been tested on animals. We fed it to the monkey and the monkey died." and "These pills will stop you having unwanted children. They're paracetamol that we made to look like Smarties."
Go to itunes and download the free podcast 'Frankie Boyle: Mock The Week musings'. It's where he tests out all the MTW stuff on a live audience. He does Unlikely Things To Read On A Packet and says stuff like: "This shampoo has been tested on animals. We fed it to a monkey and the monkey died." and "These pills will stop you having unwanted children. They're paracetamol we made to look like Smarties." It's highlarious.
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"I'm Bear Grylls, and this is my brother, Wolf Stir-fry"
That literally gets me every time. 😂
"the strong powerful sun is making me sweat. Shit here comes his dad" I died
Ryan oneill lol
explain please
Sun sounds like son.
rufi AMERIGA, EGZBLEEEEIN!
RIP
Best before date: Rohypnol
This is clever on so many levels. Miss you, Frankie.
I just got that joke after reading this comment.
It's clever on one level
the awkward moment when you realise that this was uploaded in 2009 but the horse meat scandal wasn't discovered until 2012...
Matt Edwards Damn
The joke was about horse-meat sausages actually being cat-meat.
Delicious
Horse meat is standard in Switzerland. 😏
"I just achieved my life's goal of climbing Mt. Everest with no food or equipment, NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY!?"
That was pure genius.
+++++++
...said Eric.
My 3 faves:
"Serving suggestion: on a plate, you thick moron!"
"To open, push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly,STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!!!"
"Of course, food is a scarce & valuable resource in these parts. So I just bagged 2 nights with this fella's wife for a Twix."
Mock The Week FTW!!!!
Sunny delight counts towards your 5 a day! As minus 2. lmao i love frankie boyle
to open, push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly, STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS, Hugh dennis what a legend
I work in a supermarket and I can't wait for "fuck it it's just a cat to get on our shelves" 😂😂😂
I love Hugh's intensity!
‘The lift doors are closing. Leaving you trapped in an airless, windowless coffin. Travelling downwards at a hundred miles an hour.’
😈👿
Viagra are proud sponsors of Andy Murray; for people who can only ever achieve a semi.
LMAO I'm dying here!
To ruin humor: take joke, and shove it in the comments.
top comment on youtube, now do you love me daddy?!
paul daniel
XD
Or worse, try and come up with your own joke and shove it in the comments.
To ruin comments
Take a comment copy it, paste it and tweak it.
To ruin comments
Take a comment clone it, paste it and tweak it.
NOW DO YA LOVE ME, DADDY?!!?!?
Sean Kratovil-Lavelle no
+SleepingStorms7 hypocrite
Am I the only one who loves the way Dara says 'packet'?
"Pakhette"
every time Frankie make a joke, I look to Tom Stade (man in black jacket) to see his face of complete admiration.
Im Bear Gryls and this is my brother Wolf Stirfry.
To open; push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly, STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS! LMAO!!!
frankie is a bloody genius!
"NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY!!! NOW DO YOU LOVE ME!!!???" classic =')
frankie boyle is one fecked up bollox, gotta love him, :
2:36
Well said, Frankie!!!
lmao Hugh's face at 2:54
"Shake before use. Useless after shaking."
''Trouser belt. Comes in very useful if someone misbehaves''
Russell Howard is fucking Hilarious. Frankie too
DIY sex change kit. Warning, may contain nuts.
I want to like this but it's at 69... 😏
NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY!??
I can imagine Ash Ketchum saying that on the last episode of _Pokemon._
Kemonokami, Ha.
I don't understand how Frankie comes up with those jokes so fast. He really is a brilliant comedian. I still love Russel, Andy and Hugh though. And some of the guests are brilliant.
Hannibal Lecter's Roast Census Liver. Step 1: Cook liver for 20 mins. Step 2: Add fava beans and a chianti. Step 3: Slurp.
The best jokes are at 0:58, 1:47, 3:35, 4:05 (all Frankie Boyle's).
Retrovirus He's a sad boring fuck
0:59 - I'm not sure the Internet was the best thing you could have used to say that we're the more civilised.
It's just a feature of modern tech, he could have just said tech I suppose but you get the point.
Robin Gilliver
What is your definition of civilised, friend?
Robin Gilliver
It does, actually.
Robin Gilliver
Yes, yes it does. Prove me wrong.
Ronnie Swoleman Justin Beiber, Idiots hurting themselves and recording it and bigots running websites (e.g. stormfront.org)
Even Frankie can't keep a straight face on the first one.
Funny, Hugh was always my favourite with Frankie.
For me its Russel I have a problem with.
But hey, I guess thats the good thing about a panel, you get something for everyone.
Lol, from the behind the scenes episode and interviews from the panelists.
I love how they went to next topic as if they all knew nothing was gonna top "NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY!"
at least Russell didn't make a "better drink my own piss" joke
Frankie is a bit of a machine here - he always has a line no matter what the category.
he has them all prepared beforehand, they all do :)
frankie...your a legend mate XD
3:07 Dead XD 😂
Sunny D counts as one of your 5 a day... as -2.
This was a good one.
Ragu sauce, if you give this to someone who actually lives in Italy, they would punch you in the face!haahaha
Too get the fish, break the ice, jump the check out and RUN!
to open:
push down tab
break tab
swear repeatidly
STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISORS!!!!
that joke was underrated by the audience!
To be fair, while Murray's a great player, that joke held up A LOT longer than I think even Frankie Boyle expected it to.
Viagara are proud sponsors of Andy Murray for people who can only achieve a semi! haha legend!
You know a joke is good when rhod or hugh laugh
FRANKY BOYLE = LEGEND 2:30 LMAO
1 word GENIUS!!
Survival show subject: "The Village People have only one way to survive the war outside the YMCA; In The Navy"
Unlikely Things to Read on a Packet: Nuts, may contain nuts
Justin Bieber jokes are so beaten to death that the horse has been reduced to bonemeal.
"Oh shit here comes his dad" hahahaha
I think they already know what the scenes are going to be before they do it live and they think of answers before the show :)
walkers packets contain a full bag of crisps
They already write there jokes before the show, they know what topics come up.
That Andy Murray joke looooooooool
Sheer genius
my entry:
"Cooking oil..for best results, heat up and throw it on that annoying neighbor of yours."
I'm Bear Grylls, and this is my brother, Wolf Stirfry
LOL
That viagra joke 😂
Thanks.
''Includes 12 bags. Swallow them and get to the airport''
I think Frankie pronounced 'Tim Henman' wrong,
I think at the time, he would reply "Who the fuck is Tim Henman"
Andy Murray just achieved more than a semi.
"Next on _Naked and Afraid,_ we head into the dark wilderness of Roger Moore's crawlspace."
for unlikely things to hear on a survival show:
"log on to a laptop burn a fox hole, There you have it; Firefox"
the awkward moment when you realise its not the first horse meat scandal
We use only the cheapest horse-meat to make 'Fuck it, it''s just a cat'
russell howard is my favourite on mock the week
A lot are improvised, like for example, in the one with the children's tv, Andy made a tellitubbies joke with the doodooflobba sound or whatever, and Frankie Boyle makes a joke with the same sound right after.
the buzzing noise means that there go is over and the next person can come in
i found it funny when in the middle of the sunny d one, someone laughs after frankie says "counts as one of your five a day."
@KitsuneProject if you don't like that, try this:
"You Come Face To Face With A Wolf What Do You D... No Mr.Wolf, we do not eat our scout campers!"
Unlikely pickup lines
The room lights up when you come in, Mohammed literally
0:59 Frankie Boyles joke Loooool
i know lol, that powerful son joke was fucking incredible!
Here i am in the jungle. The comments from the video jungle. AWHUMBAHWE AWHUMBAHWE AWHUMB
Inside...Oh who cares what's inside! Just open the damn thing!
Warning:
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Captain Morgans Rum
"You and the captain made it happen".
The ragù thing is low key true
Frankie Boyle, oh God xD
They don't write their jokes before the show, BUT as professional comedians, they can quite often draw upon already written/known jokes. Many of those fit many topics - and sometimes you'll notice them sneaking them in when they only barely fit the topic.
Yeah, if you listen to Frankie's podcsts he did on itunes a while back, you find they get given the topics a week before the show
I was correcting the grammatical and geographical errors in your original post, hence the asterisks. You called me American. I'm actually Irish.
They get a little prep time before the show I believe and some of the comedians will use pieces from their full length stand up routine if/when it's relevant.
2:48
The viagra one by frankie is just plain amazing
Peanuts: May contain nuts
I miss Frankie... i rarely see him on tv anymore :(
That would be (the Canadian) Tom Stade.
2:45 had me in fucking tears.
You guys should hear the Frankie Boyle podcast, he says all of the ideas that he had for the Mock The Week rounds to a live audience but can't be broadcast. He does "Unlikely Things To Read On A Packet", and says things like "This shampoo has been tested on animals. We fed it to the monkey and the monkey died." and "These pills will stop you having unwanted children. They're paracetamol that we made to look like Smarties."
@beepandbop It means "you have to stop and go back to your place now"
Hugh Dennis's teaspoon joke should have got a much bigger reaction, IMO it was the single best joke of that round.
cup a soup just add soup lol
That is how I open pakets
am i right in thinking that the Tom Stade guy is on Tramadol Nights?
Go to itunes and download the free podcast 'Frankie Boyle: Mock The Week musings'. It's where he tests out all the MTW stuff on a live audience. He does Unlikely Things To Read On A Packet and says stuff like: "This shampoo has been tested on animals. We fed it to a monkey and the monkey died." and "These pills will stop you having unwanted children. They're paracetamol we made to look like Smarties." It's highlarious.
-insert joke from the video just to get thumbs up-
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