You have no chance to survive make your time.

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  • In which John considers the history of the first youtube video he ever saw. GET YOUR PIZZAMAS: pizzamas.com
    And remember: No matter how well you plan, no matter how carefully you live, someday you will discover that all your base are belong to us, and you will have to make your time.
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  • @myboatforacar
    @myboatforacar 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3276

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    All my base
    Are belong to you. ❤

    • @I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity
      @I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      Aww.

    • @dragonflies6793
      @dragonflies6793 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      I love this

    • @HelenRosemarySmith
      @HelenRosemarySmith 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Hahaha love it

    • @magicoA
      @magicoA 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      Good for a valentine's day card, and then inside that card it would say "For great justice,take off every zig"

    • @rikwisselink-bijker
      @rikwisselink-bijker 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I first saw this with hex codes for the colors. It adds _something_, although I'm not quite sure what exactly.

  • @pluribus_unum
    @pluribus_unum 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2632

    Someone set us up the vlog.

    • @pluribus_unum
      @pluribus_unum 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      *up us

    • @DasGanon
      @DasGanon 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      We get signal

    • @SylviusTheMad
      @SylviusTheMad 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Move every zig.

    • @azh-cn1im
      @azh-cn1im 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      How did u comment 47 mins ago on a video that says it was posted 37 mins ago

    • @Dethmaster64
      @Dethmaster64 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      What you say?

  • @PancakesTheDragoncat
    @PancakesTheDragoncat 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    In the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, there are Hylian runes used to decorate all sorts of ancient Sheikah structures. These runes are actually a cipher for English text, with each unique symbol mapping to a letter of the English alphabet. The developers left different messages on different items in the game.
    For instance, the doors to the shrines scattered throughout the world have the word "DUNGEON" written on them. iirc, the balls you use to solve puzzles have the word "SPHERE" written on them, and the slots you place them into are labelled "SOCKET"
    But a little more fun are the messages that contain references to past Zelda games. Scrolling text when accessing a Sheikah Tower says "MASTER USING IT AND YOU CAN HAVE THIS," a quote from the first Zelda game. Waypoint markers are labelled "ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE"
    But, in my personal favorite iteration of the meme, when you are receiving runes for your sheikah slate early in the game, nestled between messages saying "NOW LOADING" and "DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE" is the phrase "ALL YOUR BASE ARE [BELONG TO US]", though the end of the message is cut off in the animation

    • @isbakernation
      @isbakernation 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      is this real?

    • @StudioHannah
      @StudioHannah 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      AMAZING. I’m playing BotW for the first time right now (I’m very late haha) and this is super cool to know. I figured the letters probably said something but I hadn’t looked it up.

  • @Homegrown_Hillary
    @Homegrown_Hillary 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +100

    1:50 how dare you tell me the meme culture of my youth happened TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO

    • @brandyballoon
      @brandyballoon 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It's moments like these that not only make us feel old, they make us realize we actually are old.

    • @GabrielaCenturionNeumann
      @GabrielaCenturionNeumann วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@brandyballoon What is old, anyway? :]

    • @brandyballoon
      @brandyballoon วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@GabrielaCenturionNeumann In my case, 50 😊

    • @GabrielaCenturionNeumann
      @GabrielaCenturionNeumann วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@brandyballoon That is half a century! You're so awesome to have lived through half a century worth of events, in human history and your personal history... Thank you for keeping your youth alive to the point you feel old just when reminded of facts like these :) DFTBA!

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +999

    Btw, the actual translation is "Treasure what little time remains in your lives" (in Japanese: "せいぜい残り少ない命を、大切にしたまえ"), which is also nice when taken out of context.

    • @intractablemaskvpmGy
      @intractablemaskvpmGy 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Astounding. And English speakers have the exact same euphemism or expression. This is how wars are started. Oh dear

    • @Jmcinally94
      @Jmcinally94 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

      This is equal parts poetic and sinister, love it.

    • @chris-hayes
      @chris-hayes 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

      Who are villains, but poets just trying to make ends meet.

    • @hilary3219
      @hilary3219 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      That is alarmingly different, though absolutely beautiful.

    • @ponyote
      @ponyote 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      This is meant with the absolute and utmost respect. .... Weeb.

  • @techman2553
    @techman2553 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    How is this link to the All Your Base video not sitting in the description or top comment ?!?
    What kind of an internet is this !
    th-cam.com/video/qItugh-fFgg/w-d-xo.html

  • @Bactroid
    @Bactroid 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1328

    Really and truly, I am so glad that someone else found profound meaning in "You have no chance to survive, make your time." I've been waiting 25 years to encounter someone else who gets it. Thank you!

    • @Bactroid
      @Bactroid 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      That connection between people is 100 percent my favorite part of the internet.

    • @tortalius
      @tortalius 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      I'm just sad that John didn't end the video with the next line: "Ha Ha Ha"

    • @kevinbissinger
      @kevinbissinger 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      mmmmmmmm zig

    • @anniekate76
      @anniekate76 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      You can always count on John Green to memento mori

    • @cherriberri8373
      @cherriberri8373 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      As usual, "inspirational quotes" get flipped in my head, so all it made me think of was how in my life I don't make time for others or me, time makes things happen to me and pushes others away

  • @theforestofoak
    @theforestofoak 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I feel like the Goncharov meme is the closest modern meme that gets close to this level of community collaboration

  • @joechip1232
    @joechip1232 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1409

    John making All Your Base Are Belong to Us into something so sincere and meaningful is peak John 😂💚

    • @billyalarie929
      @billyalarie929 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      It’s one of my favorites, if not my true favorite.

    • @arandomnamegoeshere
      @arandomnamegoeshere 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ....for great justice!

    • @marigolden_mariposa
      @marigolden_mariposa 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      it's my favorite thing about him because it's exactly how I've always behaved 😂❤

    • @ruthan3370
      @ruthan3370 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I would never tell anyone to never change, but this sure made me want to.

    • @ponyote
      @ponyote 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If only he'd done this in his NPR voice.... Can I get 2 million views to request that he say this in his NPR voice. (I love John's NPR voice, if you can't tell.)

  • @rev.rachel
    @rev.rachel วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    John had a deep and abiding talent for making utter ridiculousness into deeply profound wisdom

  • @shawnjoseph4009
    @shawnjoseph4009 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1410

    I like how the first video John saw was a meme that significantly predated TH-cam

    • @vlogbrothers
      @vlogbrothers  8 วันที่ผ่านมา +569

      I was behind the times even then :) -John

    • @magicoA
      @magicoA 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      I was gonna say,I remember seeing it for the first time on newgrounds

    • @mckinnon42
      @mckinnon42 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      I still have a copy of the old swf on my computer.

    • @snr0n
      @snr0n 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mckinnon42 Me too! Actually going back to websites to rewatch my favourites was a waste of precious bandwidth (and so much time, because dial-up), so I saved them all in a directory called - appropriately enough for the time - "r0x0r flash" 😂

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@mckinnon42Same

  • @lunardragon2001
    @lunardragon2001 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    A literary critique of All Your Base. This is why I am still subscribed after decades. And perfect timing for High Holidays. Make your time indeed.

  • @madmarbles
    @madmarbles 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +797

    Gotta respect the researched, complex videos happening during Pizzamas.

    • @HarshitWise
      @HarshitWise 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      I bet John knew all this already from the top of his head.

    • @DanielKlein23
      @DanielKlein23 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@HarshitWise Yeah I'm about his age and was VERY online in the late 90s and early 00s and I could have given the exact same explanation of that video (which I first saw as a downloadable flash video) off the top of my head.

    • @ponyote
      @ponyote 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's a special time of year. Axial tilt may be the reason for the season, but mostly it's pizza.

    • @colleenlibrarian1061
      @colleenlibrarian1061 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      +1

  • @Vivian-ks7jr
    @Vivian-ks7jr วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    God I will never be as enticing to listen to at my best as this man is explaining a TH-cam meme video.

  • @4Zpeople
    @4Zpeople 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +476

    Imagine telling someone in 2005 that All Your Base Are Belong To Us would not just feel nostalgic but be used as a metaphor for LIFE ITSELF

    • @undine120
      @undine120 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      It kinda /was/ nostalgic in 2005. The original meme took off in 1998/9 and this video was on Newgrounds in 2001.

    • @nolen_void
      @nolen_void 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      And also explaining that it would be HISTORY. Like, telling a kid about “All Your Base are Belong to Us” today is comparable to telling a kid in the 90s about “Strawberry Fields Forever”

    • @tinfang-warble
      @tinfang-warble 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@undine120 yeah, it feels like a lifetime separated aybabtu from the big memes of 2005 like numa numa

    • @Yonkage-ik5qb
      @Yonkage-ik5qb 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@tinfang-warble For some people like me who went through high school between 2001 and 2005, "a lifetime" is an understatement.

    • @4Zpeople
      @4Zpeople 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@undine120 great point, especially vs my frame of reference! I was a kid when it came out on TH-cam 😂

  • @loganig88
    @loganig88 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +555

    Thank you for including both GIF and GIF

    • @crains8087
      @crains8087 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      +

    • @sirleebutler
      @sirleebutler 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      also, the gifs of that time period do not resemble modern gifs at all!

    • @gephc4
      @gephc4 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The G in my name sounds like GIF too.

    • @manualdidact
      @manualdidact 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Alas only one of these is a valid and correct pronunciation

    • @robspiess
      @robspiess 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Ahh, but he forgot GIF!

  • @faerieofstars
    @faerieofstars 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love this fiercely. May humanity continue being so wonderful. Thanks for making me smile.

  • @mindykb15
    @mindykb15 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +384

    Oh hell yeah. Hank set us up the bomb, and now John delivers. This is shaping up to be the best Pizzamas ever. 🤘🏻🤘🏻

    • @jeffperson3765
      @jeffperson3765 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ++

    • @knaughta.masso-kist5944
      @knaughta.masso-kist5944 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Honestly these videos have been my favourite nerdfighteria content in a long time. Absolute bangers

  • @FaoronRonak
    @FaoronRonak 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I actually DO remember the first TH-cam video I saw - Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun. A friend showed it to me in college in 2005. That tune has never left my head.

  • @MattProvance
    @MattProvance 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +328

    “All your pizza are belong to us”
    Pixel Art of pizza John as Cats

    • @StretchyDeath
      @StretchyDeath 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Omg nerdfighteria get on this asap

    • @jadenfedorchak8335
      @jadenfedorchak8335 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      I'll be waiting to buy this next Pizzamas.

    • @loshay3325
      @loshay3325 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I need it

    • @paco3791
      @paco3791 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Shut up and take my money!

    • @rachaelconners6496
      @rachaelconners6496 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes

  • @duality4y
    @duality4y 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Yesterday when I watched this Video I had a revelation,
    No body has a chance to survive We should all make our time.
    Our time will come eventually That is a Fact.

  • @MusicBlik
    @MusicBlik 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +184

    I have rarely clicked on a Vlogbrothers SO FAST.
    How are you gentlemen.

    • @StretchyDeath
      @StretchyDeath 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      For great justice

    • @aekaydubs
      @aekaydubs 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      You know what you doing

    • @OctopusOwl
      @OctopusOwl 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      What you say?!

    • @CoreDreamStudios
      @CoreDreamStudios 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      What you say !!

    • @VictorLHouette
      @VictorLHouette 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Move zig!

  • @DangerPinsX
    @DangerPinsX 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I'm glad someone still makes all your base references in 2024. I have a QR code patch on my jacket that I cross stitched and all it says is "All your base are belong to us" I regret not making it say "The entire written works of William Shakespeare" so I could tell people that's what the QR code was and watch their disappointment when the scan it.

  • @silverXnoise
    @silverXnoise 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +153

    Patient presented with a terminal case of life, the prognosis is “too short”.

    • @faizanquraishi4126
      @faizanquraishi4126 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      All his base is belong to us

    • @rossamundbrennan7248
      @rossamundbrennan7248 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Life is no way to treat an animal.

    • @melusine826
      @melusine826 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think life is too long tbh

  • @fuurinkazan164
    @fuurinkazan164 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember this very well. Thank you for the blast from the past. All your base are belong to us!

  • @ERYN__
    @ERYN__ 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +341

    Thank you for explaining the joke. I have gone through my life pretending to get the joke because people thought I did. I am as old as the joke.

    • @shannongrubb3349
      @shannongrubb3349 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I was shocked to learn that this joke is not some early/mid 2010's meme from MMORPGs.

    • @weenisw
      @weenisw 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@shannongrubb3349yea I really thought it was from StarCraft players

    • @Sfork
      @Sfork 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Why not just admit you don't know the joke? I don't understand.

    • @enigma51ted
      @enigma51ted 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      your the joke for yielding to useless clickbait

    • @Sfork
      @Sfork 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@enigma51ted you're*

  • @breezy-duz-it
    @breezy-duz-it 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    I love it! We frequently say “take your time” but as someone with ADHD and anxiety, it’s a foreign concept to my brain to let something go and give myself time / just allow whatever it is to come to pass / etc. I think “make your time” functionally makes way more sense to my brain cells!

  • @Juji-Bo
    @Juji-Bo วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm very passionate about these kinds of niche topics and I will gladly give up all my base for more videos like this one

  • @maymorning8504
    @maymorning8504 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +225

    Thank you for differentiating between gifs on the one hand, and gifs on the other.

    • @agegamon
      @agegamon 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Jif and Ghif felt like pockets of isolation back then. Sometimes you'd literally be the first person to say Ghif to someone and it'd take ages for them to realize there were people that also said Jif.

    • @NinaDmytraczenko
      @NinaDmytraczenko 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      No, you got it mixed up! It's actually gifs and gifs, not the other way around

    • @FunLovingPotato
      @FunLovingPotato 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Nasty pastey gifs, and beautiful wonderful gifs.

    • @Archgeek0
      @Archgeek0 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      There were indeed both Graphical Interchange Format images and pictures of peanut butter online at the time.

  • @kadmii
    @kadmii 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    appreciate both the GIFs and the GIFs

  • @JamesFerrier10
    @JamesFerrier10 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

    Finally someone gets it!
    AYBABTU is one of my favorite videos because it paints this picture of an Internet where the only best thing to do AT ALL was tack a new photoshop onto the end of a photoshop meme thread. When a joke could just spontaneously get carried for two years one post at a time by any random stranger and it would still be, somehow, one of the funniest things anyone had ever seen.
    It was a time I miss, and to love this video you must understand why.
    Thanks for this.

    • @tnijoo5109
      @tnijoo5109 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

  • @theoriginalkimerli
    @theoriginalkimerli 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    0:45 oh God

  • @AllYouSeeIsHuman
    @AllYouSeeIsHuman 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My friends had a camp at Roskilde Festival 2006 called "All your Ace of Base are belong to us" and yes, they would constantly play Ace of Base through a 92' stereo, all the time. And we loved it so much, they were never heard from again.

  • @gwendkifer
    @gwendkifer 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +76

    I am living for Pizzamas meme archaeology. What's next? Salad fingers? Hampsterdance? YTMND? Yatta???

    • @Beryllahawk
      @Beryllahawk 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I SURE HOPE SO
      Also, I love that "meme archaeology" as a term sounds completely logical and like a real profession :D

    • @veronicamcghie5238
      @veronicamcghie5238 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I'm holding out for Dancing Baby

    • @chrisn8349
      @chrisn8349 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I remember hampsterdance version 1. The remixes just don't hit the same.

    • @veronicamcghie5238
      @veronicamcghie5238 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@chrisn8349 The one that was just the Robin Hood song?

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Numa Numa Dance, if we're gonna keep hitting the Newgrounds hall of fame list.

  • @XimaWarriorPrincess
    @XimaWarriorPrincess วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This was my first TH-cam video ever watching around 2003-4 also!! I was in my first job after college, the new girl in the all-boys IT dept, and our Network Admin asked if I knew this video. I did not.
    Plot twist: instead of being a douche NetAdmin, he promptly pulled it up and we watched it together. And he explained the origin. Then he said “I will show you the ways of the NetAdmin, grasshopper”. We remained friends for many years after I left that job. Thanks, J-Man.

  • @Sientir
    @Sientir 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Now we need "Badgers", Nyancat, Leekspin, "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard-gard-gard!", and Numa Numa to really complete my old nostalgia tour. Oh, and of course a giant binging of all of Homestarrunner. And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @JackieAndary
    @JackieAndary 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    John’s thoughtful approach to any subject is what we’re missing more of in this world

  • @DaneeBound
    @DaneeBound 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    One small correction is in order though:
    The version of Zero Wing that the infamous line is derived from released only in Europe on the Mega Drive. The SEGA Genesis never got that version, and the original Arcade release (which was released in America) never had cutscenes.
    This makes “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US” a meme of European origin.

    • @theinternetsmrak
      @theinternetsmrak 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      All my purpose for opening this video on laptop are belong to you.

    • @kashiichan
      @kashiichan 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      +

  • @josiethompson5739
    @josiethompson5739 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This has to be one of the best John Green vlogs. It's literally one of the most succint yet sincere video essays I've seen in some time. Honestly, it kind of has the vibe of a David Foster Wallace essay.

  • @mctheplaywright
    @mctheplaywright 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

    Am I crazy, or has John has never looked more like Hank??

    • @marcevanstein
      @marcevanstein 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      you're not... there's something to the way he looks that I couldn't identify, but that might be it!

  • @grankmisguided
    @grankmisguided 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    youtube:
    vlogbrothers posted a new video
    me:
    we get signal

    • @ZeroCiero
      @ZeroCiero 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Main screen turn on…

  • @declanbristol1957
    @declanbristol1957 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Backdoor pilot for Crash Course History of Memes

    • @juliagray9219
      @juliagray9219 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      So excited for this to be announced later this pizzamas

  • @Axalon45
    @Axalon45 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I am in a near constant state of expectation and preparidness for when All Your Base come back around into revelance again. Have been for going on 2 decades. It set a gold standard of larger scale, indirectly colaborative memery, and it deserves recurring recognition for this status. Thank you for giving it its due.

  • @WLivi
    @WLivi 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Minor historical note: while the arcade version of Zero Wing did see a North American release, said release did not bear the iconic intro sequence we know and love - that intro was exclusive to the Megadrive (Genesis) version, which didn't see release over here at the time. The wonderfully faulty English translation was part of a European release of the cart. I would wager that this relative-obscurity helped push the popularity of the meme.
    Curiously, a 2023 re-release of Zero Wing - based on the arcade version - would receive an adaptation/remake of the megadrive introduction, with newly drawn imagery and music repurposed from elsewhere in the game. The dialogue was also re-written, largely cleaning things up, but with the Cats lines largely intact, under the guise of a malfunctioning translation circuit

  • @allisonretzer9838
    @allisonretzer9838 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I also remember the first TH-cam video I saw. It was "butterfly lovers" a beautiful gymnastic/ballet dance that is still amazing to watch 20ish years later.

  • @TehBurek
    @TehBurek 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    I don't have anything of substance to add, I'm old, and I appreciate the nostalgia trips you've taken us on with the last two videos, so here's some engagement.

    • @lijohnyoutube101
      @lijohnyoutube101 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I’m old enough this is all new to me :)
      I only really ‘discovered’ TH-cam about 5 years ago when my older kids started to get into it.
      In 2005 I got my 3rd promotion, bought my first house, and was working on my second degree while working full time. I worked rotating hours so fri 4pm to 7am, Sat 5pm to 6:30 am and sunday 4:30 to 8 am. I then went to school from 9 am to 11pm lab ended monday,classes tues, wed, thurs during days and back to Friday! I was so busy and exhausted and not even aware most likely that TH-cam existed! 2 years later would be finished with second degree, married and beginning my parenting journey!
      I think even though am not much older thank Hank and John I ‘JUST’ sort of missed the infancy of the second wave of the net. Bulletin boards I got and Napster was huge as I was finishing college the first time. But TH-cam and memes and social media I missed. I never even heard of social media really before Facebook started to explode!

    • @TehBurek
      @TehBurek 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@lijohnyoutube101 Thanks for sharing that on my silly lil' comment. By the sound of it, I'm probably a bit younger than you, but these blasts from the past made me feel very old. Years have gone by since I last eve though of "all your base", and it used to be all the rage back in the day, back then I made some in-joke AYBABTU images myself, shared them with friends, fun times.

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@lijohnyoutube101 shiiiii... you probably don't even know Shoes by Kelly... or Wanna Buy a Ghost?... or Chad Vader... or or or or... etc.

    • @lijohnyoutube101
      @lijohnyoutube101 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@gfox9295 Never heard of any of those! The first video I ever remember seeing is somebody showed me WOW Leroy Jenkins in perhaps 2007 as I played WOW for in 2006 when it was pretty atypical for girls to play!

  • @eisbaeraurora
    @eisbaeraurora 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "gifs... and gifs."
    I do not think I will ever get tired of John making hard/soft g jokes for the pronunciation of gif.
    (I like soft g, but both ways are correct)

  • @Just_Loves_Music
    @Just_Loves_Music 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    Oh the title is such a good quote indeed then :) When I was a Dutch as a second language teacher I had a guy write a very sweet line on a postcard in not perfect Dutch, and he wanted me to correct it. But it would have f***ed up the meaning and therefore the sweet beauty of it, so I remember trying to explain to him that I really wanted to keep the "wrong" sentence. He wasn't immediately on board but I think we kept it in the end 💛

    • @Andrea-zb9tp
      @Andrea-zb9tp 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Oh dit is lief ❤

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Do you happen to remember the line?

    • @Just_Loves_Music
      @Just_Loves_Music 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@coryman125 It was for another teacher, who was in his last week at the school and it was something along the lines of "I wish for you good life".
      If I would have corrected it to "have a good life", it would have been completely different. That's casual and almost nonchalant.
      If I would have corrected it to something like "I very much wish you have a wonderful and fulfilling life" then it would have a) sounded more sort of, like, woolly and somehow a bit more distant, because it's less straightforward. And b) the guy who's card it was would have not understood half of the text on his own card.
      If I would have corrected it to "I wish you a good life" it would have been less personal, more like a genral line. The "for you" was very much part of the message, even in a more noticable way in Dutch.
      So I kept telling this sweet sweet middle aged Iranian bus driver that I, this young and friendly Dutch teacher he had here, wished for him to keep it as it was 😅 He really wanted a correct sentence because he thought that that was necessary and I didn't want to just sweep the message off his card completely because of stupid grammar rules 💛

    • @KuraiKaNinja
      @KuraiKaNinja 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@Just_Loves_Music i just want to say what a wonderful language teacher you were: caring more about the intent and the way something comes across rather than the "correctness" of it.
      so understanding and helpful. ❤

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@KuraiKaNinja Seconded!

  • @jessyemonsteur
    @jessyemonsteur 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I haven't watched a TH-cam video in a LONG time, and I'm glad that the first one back is John being profound about the early days of the internet. "you have no chance to survive, make your time" resonates with me wholly, and "all your base belong to us" was so much better than I was expecting. I think my first TH-cam video was probably like Charlie the Unicorn. 😂

  • @SylviusTheMad
    @SylviusTheMad 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    All Your Base and Homestar Runner defined culture for several years.

  • @RoboticYeti
    @RoboticYeti 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think my favourite Vlogbrothers videos are when you guys directly respond to each other’s last videos. Feels especially nostalgic!
    (I think my first youtube video was Lazy Sunday. Before NBC made them take it down!)

  • @arlen_95
    @arlen_95 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    “You have no chance to survive make your time” resonates with me in the way that I needed most at this moment in my life. Thanks to introducing it to me, John! I’m honestly make a poster of that phrase, maybe even get it as my first tattoo!

  • @DawnBurn
    @DawnBurn 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I actually linked this Video in response to the Internet refence request from Hank & John. I love that this was now here.

  • @retu3510
    @retu3510 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    "levan polka" is this for me. Such an awesome collaboration

    • @janevim11
      @janevim11 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      on the same note as that, the existence of the vocaloid community. like, people around the internet agreed that a voice synth mascot was really cool and we should pretend that it is an actual featured artist, and that it has its' own lore, that the company behind that synth then accepted those memes as canon and in many cases struck deals with the "inventor" internet users for merchandising and licensing purposes? also, hologram concerts, where a live band of skilled musicians decide to collaborate with a made up illusion of a singer? amazing

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@janevim11 it was all fun and games back then, but things like that make me think someone sinister was just paving the way for us to accept our new AI overlords eventually. ;_;

    • @nopers1317
      @nopers1317 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Have you seen the jack black movie?
      The Polka King
      He plays Jan lewan/the Polka king... It was a very small scale story about a man with big dreams.

  • @Uber_Jester
    @Uber_Jester 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    We share the same first video. That video is locked in a special place in my mind.

  • @MossyRiverRock
    @MossyRiverRock 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Having struggled with depression for a while and this year's Pizzamas lining up with the passing of my grandmother and the impending literally today as I'm writing this the day we will say goodbye to our family dog of 14 years that I've had in my life from the age of 17 to now 31.
    Weird how the world works.
    I also cry or tear up to most vlog brothers videos these days, whether they're depression or mental health related or when the actions of this community and news covered on it are the only glimpses of optimism I see in this country and world these days.

    • @OneTraveller
      @OneTraveller 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      So sorry you're going through all that. Sending love your way 💜

    • @MichelleK.B.
      @MichelleK.B. 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sending virtual hugs. My summer was similar. My dad’s funeral was less than a week before my sweet cat lost her battle to cancer. Some days I can find comfort in the pieces of them that live on in me or the happy memories of better times. Other days depression or grief drain me of joy.
      I like John’s reminder to make your time in the light of this. My sister gets dragged under with regret for not spending more time with our dad. Regret is living in the past and can feel enticing while grieving. Being in the now requires a commitment to accepting our lost loved ones will only be part of our daily journey if we choose to carry the best of them into our here and now.
      I hope that in time you can find joy in the memories you have of your grandmother and your dog without those memories tasting like tears. I feel blessed for the time I had with my quirky wonderful dad and my quirky wonderful cat. Grief is a reflection of the love you shared and that love lives on in you. Often media paints things in simple dichotomies and overhyped clickbait. Real life is more blurry and messy. Love and pain, optimism and despair aren’t all separate from each other. They are all part of the messy chaos of living here and now and always. Make your time and try to find the sweetness in your memories. Try to see that dichotomies are an illusion. I have hope that more people are seeing that

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Get well, wish you the best.

    • @magnoliaskogen
      @magnoliaskogen 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My condolences ❤

  • @river_brook
    @river_brook 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i swear i was thinking about All Your Base just a few days ago and how it was fading out of relevance even as I learned about it; thank you for bringing it back to the forefront of my awareness in such a pleasant way

  • @MaritaCov
    @MaritaCov 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Hampster Dance is the first internet meme I remember. The first TH-cam I really remember is lonelygirl15.

    • @tedlundholm8163
      @tedlundholm8163 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I remember my older brother showing me Hampster Dance on our family Gateway when it was just a webpage with GIFs and that sample from Robin Hood playing endlessly

    • @DarkTwinge
      @DarkTwinge 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hampster Dance is why I incorrectly believed 'hamster' had a 'p' in for at least a decade afterwards.

    • @trevinbeattie4888
      @trevinbeattie4888 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ever since my friend first showed me the (remixed) video…
      Dee da DEE da dee da doh doh, dee da dee dee DOH!

    • @hucklebucklin
      @hucklebucklin 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      John was really into the lonelygirl fandom back then he talked about it on Dear Hank and John podcast at some point I can't tell you when though!

  • @Tardisntimbits
    @Tardisntimbits 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    You and Hank are truly unlocking some ancient memories for me, wow. I hadn't even made an account back then, that's when I was just lurking, watching videos...man.

  • @jak47l45
    @jak47l45 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    0:17 i remember too, it was demons by imagine dragons

    • @sum-dum_nerd
      @sum-dum_nerd 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      fally massacre of runescape

    • @Vyyy290
      @Vyyy290 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Unfortunate

    • @sahelhappenstance8992
      @sahelhappenstance8992 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mine was Charlie the Unicorn. I think I was eight and my brother showed it to me

    • @LindaengelustrupBlogspot
      @LindaengelustrupBlogspot 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@sum-dum_nerd I hope it wasn't scary!

    • @LindaengelustrupBlogspot
      @LindaengelustrupBlogspot 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@sahelhappenstance8992 I have not seen it, but from the title alone it sounds cute 😊

  • @mkmason7727
    @mkmason7727 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was a real roller coaster for me, because I saw the title of the video and, having just listened to the last episode of John’s podcast the universe, I thought it might be about how our time is finite and we need to make the most of it. Then when I started watching the video, I was like oh it’s just about a meme ok. But then! at the end of the video I was proven right at last. A story in three acts. Beautiful.

  • @Zigzog420
    @Zigzog420 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    All Your Base is one of the best. Memes don't hit like they used to.

  • @SuperHydroThunder
    @SuperHydroThunder 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Upon seeing the title of this video from John... my heart skipped a beat. I am STILL obsessed with All Your Base. And what did I do? MAIN SCREEN TURN ON. HA HA HA.

  • @zv3zd525
    @zv3zd525 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    this is going in my top ten list of Most Ominous Titles of TH-cam Videos Recommended To Me

  • @megjournals
    @megjournals 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    all your base belong to us, much like all the things passed down from all the apples coming before. **adds pizzamas brat shirt to cart**

  • @bunga_raya96
    @bunga_raya96 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I'm so happy they don't have to make it less than four minutes because I think it saved them lots of time.

  • @BanthaWorship
    @BanthaWorship 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR PIZZA!!

  • @NerdFighterNation
    @NerdFighterNation 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Mine was certainly the Llama Song and I was so mesmerized.

    • @DuncaR
      @DuncaR 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

    • @geeksdo1tbetter
      @geeksdo1tbetter 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Llama Llama Duck!

  • @EricLS
    @EricLS 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I have a video from 2001 of a guy in my TV Radio production class looking at the camera and saying “all your base are belong to us”. Way too cool.

  • @evilsharkey8954
    @evilsharkey8954 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    I remember seeing All Your Base Are Belong to Us on Newgrounds in 2001 on my college’s high speed internet. References to it appeared all over the place. It was as one of the first viral memes.
    I, too, watched it a million times to read each picture.

  • @TheOtherDibbler
    @TheOtherDibbler 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ahhh... nostalgia. I do miss the early internet. ❤

  • @SpacemanSR
    @SpacemanSR 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    John where did your mustache go

    • @untappedinkwell
      @untappedinkwell 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      It was in the base, that now belongs to Cats. (John had some speaking engagements IRL)

  • @Justin22139
    @Justin22139 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I smile this videotape. All my happy feels are belong to John Pizza.

  • @strandedmusicians
    @strandedmusicians 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    It's hard to overstate how big All Your Base Are Belong To Us was to those of us in college in the early 2000's. It was essential nerd pop culture knowledge. This video didn't even get to all the Take Off Every Zig references!

    • @StretchyDeath
      @StretchyDeath 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You know what you doing

    • @Galanthos
      @Galanthos 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      For great justice!

  • @Mikej1592
    @Mikej1592 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ROFL I remember seeing that same video in the same era, such a great song. All your base are belong to us is a classic

  • @jama211
    @jama211 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    Time to rewatch the original video! The internet was so exciting and beautiful back then. It can be now too, and that's important to remember. Try and find the right places, that's all, and this is one of the right places

  • @stephenbenner4353
    @stephenbenner4353 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I saw “All Your Base Are Belong to Us” a few years before TH-cam when a college classmate emailed me a link, and that of course is what college email systems were for.

  • @detecafix
    @detecafix 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    As a pretty young person I didn't realize I was missing and really needed this explanation of where this meme came from

    • @veronicamcghie5238
      @veronicamcghie5238 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Had to reread this multiple times to get the meaning of "pretty" here

    • @detecafix
      @detecafix 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@veronicamcghie5238 lmao I realized a little later that it was ambiguous...should have used a hyphen.

  • @nekomancer42
    @nekomancer42 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    A line from the ending is greatly underappreciated: "It seems to be peaceful. But it is incorrect."

  • @benpalmer1583
    @benpalmer1583 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    I didn’t know the source of the title, so I worried this would get too existential, but it was hilarious and delightful

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'd forgotten, and clicked for some existentialism. Pleasantly surprised by what it was

  • @jonw5519
    @jonw5519 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Perfect video. Chefs kiss.

  • @rzr82
    @rzr82 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    That's funny, I always interpreted "You have no chance to survive make your time" as "You have no chance to survive with how little time you have left". Never thought a imaginary comma would make such a big difference.

  • @williamroberts4930
    @williamroberts4930 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What a threatening title, and such a sweet video from John, thanks for the nostalgic lesson. My first video was Ninja Camp or Urban Ninja

  • @byelijahhelton
    @byelijahhelton 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    my first YT video was Charlie the Unicorn…

    • @vlogbrothers
      @vlogbrothers  8 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Banger.

    • @emyoswald
      @emyoswald 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I watched charlie the unicorn on the original website!

    • @adoxartist1258
      @adoxartist1258 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      My oldest's first YT video, too. Must reintroduce.

    • @undine120
      @undine120 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@emyoswald Yep, Newgrounds had both that and All Your Base years before TH-cam existed.

    • @jackmcfarlane7173
      @jackmcfarlane7173 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Smosh Mortal Kombat for me

  • @Deniki666
    @Deniki666 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Omg all your base was one of my first TH-cam videos as well. It lives rent free, burned into my grey matter

  • @AdrikThorsen
    @AdrikThorsen 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    I just showed the All Your Base video to my kids a few weeks ago! It's like internet archaeology, and it's a fun throwback! Thanks for the reminder.

    • @CoreDreamStudios
      @CoreDreamStudios 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thank you for keeping the meme and legacy going. :)

  • @Joettcrow
    @Joettcrow 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    All your base was the first meme I was introduced to and it was delivered by my dad who loved it but couldn't explain to me why it was so funny.

  • @patrickarmstrong2492
    @patrickarmstrong2492 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    It was actually the European localization. Zero Wing never got a North American release back in the day.

    • @LeviDurham
      @LeviDurham 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      It was released as an arcade cabinet in the US. The Sega Mega Drive version added the intro. The Mega Drive port did have a North American release, but not until 2020

  • @sydneysparks1122
    @sydneysparks1122 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember my first TH-cam video! My 7th grade computer teacher showed us in class one day and it was the Numa Numa guy 🥰

  • @hannadartscast
    @hannadartscast 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    2 days of major nostalgia bombs. The sweet spot where we no longer had to follow dos prompts to get into folders but also didn’t really know what everyone in the world thought about hot Cheetos. Different times. Not better as you said but it’s crazy to me how different it was.

    • @bellablue5285
      @bellablue5285 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Is it bad that sometimes I miss DOS though

    • @electronicecstasy
      @electronicecstasy 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bellablue5285 Nah. It was pretty nifty for the time, all things considered.

    • @hannadartscast
      @hannadartscast 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bellablue5285 nah it’s not bad but it does break the brain how fast tech has moved since then

  • @Polymathically
    @Polymathically 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh god, I was still in college when I first saw that video on NewGrounds. It doesn't feel that long ago...

  • @PaulSkySwitzer
    @PaulSkySwitzer 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I still wear my All Your Base shirt that I got from Think Geek back in the day. Explaining this shirt recently to my children, much like John today, was certainly a trip.

    • @Emiliapocalypse
      @Emiliapocalypse 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Oh my gosh, think geek! I used to visit that website and completely forgot about it! Thanks

  • @aidschbe
    @aidschbe 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What I love about "You have no chance to survive make your time." is that my brain immmediately adds stuff to create new meaning and it doesn't even have to add a lot:
    You have no chance to survive,
    make your time count.

  • @jon1913
    @jon1913 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    This is giving me one heck of a nostalgia kick.

  • @sjester9
    @sjester9 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This video gives me vivid flashbacks to my freshman year at Reed (2000/2001), where and when the Zero Wing intro became its own viral video.

  • @qhstone
    @qhstone 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    I was there on the Something Awful forums when it all started. And one of my pics got included in the video (and was improperly attributed in the credits).
    Funny thing about the original All Your Base thread on SA was that the first post in the thread wasn't an All Your Base meme (we called the image macros back then), it was a post that said "On the table!" The first reply was an AYB image (of a skeleton from Army of Darkness) and the rest was history.
    (A lot of the images were made in MS Paint and are really really terrible by today's standards. I have a folder full of many of the original AYB images.)

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fascinating. I would love to hear more about the history! You ought to post a video with all those ancient memes!

  • @snaxicakes
    @snaxicakes 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I shed a tear.

  • @yourself867
    @yourself867 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    All Your Base Are Belong To Us is our generation's Skibidi Toilet. Now, I know I can't be objective, but I prefer our way.

  • @gwythinn
    @gwythinn 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I do not remember the video Hank discussed yesterday, but All Your Base is deeply embedded in my psyche. If someone says "you have no chance to survive" in my presence, there is a 100% chance I will reply "make your time".

    • @Javaman21011
      @Javaman21011 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      So true..