Guys, I just had a super terrible day and was planning on just crashing into bed, having a good cry, and sleeping it off. Instead, I glanced at youtube and saw you had released a new video and you two got me laughing. Your videos always put me in a good mood, but today I especially needed it. Love you both xxx
Are you ready to take on THE TOWER OF TUNA?! We went to Shizuoka City to try to eat more tuna than we’ve ever consumed in one sitting. WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS?
Omg I live in Shimizu close to Dream Plaza, my Japanese coworkers told me you buy those sodas to trick other people you know who don't live in Shizuoka. Props for actually trying them voluntarily, that's hilarious.
Idk why anyone would think Martina would not win. She’s eaten a lot more than Simon before lol Always believe in Martina! Always believe in the sparkle unicorn 🦄!
I had so many throwbacks in this one video! 1. The hats remind me of their WTF ostrich pillow video 2. Patting each other to burp in the GALBI MANDU CHALLENGE 3. Martina ate more than Simon in their korea mokbang video All of the warm fuzzies from old videos ♡♡♡
Been watching you guys for 7 years now but first time commenting and just want to say i love u both! You guys make me so jealous and saving up to go back to japan so i can fully appreciate the food on offer there!
Thank you Simon and Martina for your lovely videos. 1 fantastic video, and extra video and 3 bonus ones.. oh boy.. u guys really spoil us. Thanks for all that you guys do
Also, NOTIFICATION SQUAD!!! Hi! How are you all doing tonight? My question for you is, what is the most fish you ever ate in one sitting? Over 400 grams? Let me know!
Simon and Martina I haven't a clue in grams but I did make a concerted effort to eat my body weight of fish and chips like 2 months ago... thankfully I did not succeed!
I suffer from anxiety and PTSD and my boyfriend and I always watch your videos whenever I´m feeling extra sad. You guys are our inspiration as a couple. Thank you for helping me have a happier day!
Maguro Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex. A dead fish. A: Yo, I heard you finally banged Stephanie! B: Yeah, but it turns out she's a maguro.
You mentioned that this video was going to be a little bit weirder on your ig story but I didn't take it seriously. And now, 3 minutes into the video, I can say that I really underestimated you and have learned my lesson to always believe what you say
My S/O would die happy here. This is ultimate heaven. I'm gonna make him watch this video like your other videos. He gets so mad at me because you guys have awesome food and it makes him really really hungry. ❤️ you guys!
Simon is such a sore loser...I knew Martina would win. Martina has always eaten more than him. Remember that mukbang they did when they were back in Korea...Martina ate more there too!! Btw I did watch ALL the ads...for expensive fruit!!!
"Oh yes! A burp! Second wind!" I laughed so hard at this, because, Simon, that is me to a T. Never give up eating when you know you've got a couple burps left to let loose.
I'm not amazed that Martina ate it all. I'm amazed that she did that while wearing a waist tight fitted dress and a bra!!!. If I eat just a bit over I'd have to pop my bra open 😂
Just discovered your channel today and so excited that there is TEN! years worth of content to explore, loving your quirky personalities and how much fun you're having! Giggled at the RuPaul reference.
Oh damn it looks so delicious!!! I need this... Also, Martina acting tough in the part of the video behind the fence, reminds me of that video with dogs barking at each other but acts like nothing when the mechanical gate is removed 😂😂😂
I was already dying at the drag race reference, but as soon as Simon said “VANJIE” I legitimately started screaming 😂😂😂😂 (Note: this is a formal apology to my roommate. I am not being murdered)
BIG thank you to Shizuoka City!! I mean they gave Martuna and Salmon (that's the only name I'll use for you two) free hand!! I'll go there this year. I can't wait. This video made me change my plans a bit. Sooooo mission accomplished.
Hi!!! I’ve been a huge fan for the longest time, I love you guys and you help me through the worst time of my life. thank you so much for existing ❤️❤️
Martina - Shantay you stay... , Simon - sashay away.... I was sure Simon was going to win the eating contest because he always takes gi-normous bites of food! I think the tuna being in tiny pieces tripped Simon up, if the tuna had been big pieces Martina would've lost because Simon would've been eating the equivalent of 6 tiny cubes in one bite every time. Also something I've heard is that your sense of smell tricks you into thinking you're full after 20 min - so faster was def better.
Okay I HAD to stop the video to tell you that I loooooooved that RPDR reference and I can't stop laughing. Thank you. Really. xDD Now let's keep watching.
I would LOVE a video of more video editing tips-- everything you guys do, the filters, transitions, music and the text animations are so cool-- the branding you do is so awesome. all the older animations still stand up, they're amazing. :3
Yaaaaaaaahs Queen Realness!! That technique is amazing. Dip, dab, dab, nom. Dip, dab, dab, nom! Poke is my life. We get big bowls as Costco, then take it to the drive in! Dead Pool II was great with raw fish! There's a kitty in my kimono. o_O Ok, so are you bowling pins? What are they? Great challenge!
I've been saying this for years, guys, but "Croquet is a lawn game using mallets, wooden balls, and wickets. Croquette is a fried mass of mince (chopped) meat, fish, and/or vegetables." Y'all always pronounce the second one as the first one 😂
Yaoi Fan I think it's because they first tried it in Korea and it is pronounced (in romanization) go-ro-kke ahaha. I know which one is which bc of Alice in Wonderland 😂
Apologies for watching this so late... But I looove this!!! This has all the crazy wackiness I love about you guys since I've been watching you six-seven years ago.
When I need a good laugh, you guys didn't let me down with this one. I've been in a lot of pain in the last couple of days and was starting to feel really down. Thank you for amazing videos.
Omg I could comment on every second of this video!!! The whole intro to the lunch was so fun to watch you guise had me giggling 😆😆😆 The showdown, the drag race runway, off camera voices (vaaaanjie)... PURE JOY!!! The nom counts... Amazing job!!! 👏👏👏 😍😍😍
Your channel is so cozy, i love watching you guys. it makes me smile knowing people like you two are around. You're funny, honest and your personalities are so fun! Im so happy I found this channel
Can we have Simon and Martina as guest judges on Drag Race? Cause that would be awesome
Can I give this 10000 thumbs up? That’s a life goal for us!
Marissa Chamberlain Living for it !
Marissa Chamberlain I would die for how amazing that would be! My two favorite things together!💖😀
We need this AMERICA, Stunning.
can we make this real? where do I sign?
I love how we can clearly see Simon and Martina has been watching drag race hahahaha
we're about to watch the latest episode now!
Have fun guys
Shantay, you both stay #Yaaaas
Ayyy :P
If you can't love a tower of tuna, how the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an Amen?
"Sucka it's vanilla." Poor Dan got his ice cream jacked. 🍦
Jessica Luthi #FeedDan 😂
"Lost to his tiny, tiny wife." LOOOL MARTINAAAA YES!!!
*flicks hair under hat majestically*
I'm in no way surprised Martina won, I'll never forget the mukbang video lmao
only reason she lost with the mandu challenge was cause water wasn't allowed
Hahaha, the drag race references *killed* me
Omg it's been sooooo long since I've heard the "Loooooser Siiiimon." Didn't realize how much I missed it! Sorry Simon. Lol
emilieloveskiwi Spoiler xD
We can now nickname Martina : Moartuna ~ because she ate more tuna than simon! ^^
Emilee L. Oh my god 😂
🤣🤣
I love this couple.
Lol I love the little soda infomercial. It really makes me want to "torture my friends by making them drink soda flavors that shouldn't exist."
you guys are literally my goals wtf 😭 ❤️
Aged to perfection
@@ezradlionel711 🤣🤣🤣
*when you’re sponsored by a city*
I was quite surprised as well
Did you *actually* go with the weird Rick-and-Morty TV announcer voice for the shrimp soda? +100 pts
Omg yes thank you, I thought I had heard something like that before xD
OMG yesss that was the best part of the video 😂😂😂
Hahaha that was brilliant!
That was the best part honestly
Guys, I just had a super terrible day and was planning on just crashing into bed, having a good cry, and sleeping it off. Instead, I glanced at youtube and saw you had released a new video and you two got me laughing. Your videos always put me in a good mood, but today I especially needed it. Love you both xxx
Victoria Paget I hope you have a better day tomorrow! If you’d like to talk about your day, I’m all ears
Drag race references with Simon and Martina. Vaaaanjie
Are you ready to take on THE TOWER OF TUNA?! We went to Shizuoka City to try to eat more tuna than we’ve ever consumed in one sitting. WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS?
Simon and Martina I always root for Martina 😭 sorry Simon
Simon and Martina Go Bunnies Are Puffy!!!
Omg I live in Shimizu close to Dream Plaza, my Japanese coworkers told me you buy those sodas to trick other people you know who don't live in Shizuoka. Props for actually trying them voluntarily, that's hilarious.
Put this video under reasons to live. I love the sound board you guys use.
Idk why anyone would think Martina would not win. She’s eaten a lot more than Simon before lol Always believe in Martina! Always believe in the sparkle unicorn 🦄!
Gotta love that RuPaul's Drag Race reference- y'all would be great as judges. Also, Martina, I love your dress! It's so cute, where'd you get it? :o
THAT'S MY DREAM! TO BE A JUDGE!
OMG, if there's like a way to vote for who should be a judge on Drag Race, I'd vote for you two in a heart beat!
I had so many throwbacks in this one video!
1. The hats remind me of their WTF ostrich pillow video
2. Patting each other to burp in the GALBI MANDU CHALLENGE
3. Martina ate more than Simon in their korea mokbang video
All of the warm fuzzies from old videos ♡♡♡
Been watching you guys for 7 years now but first time commenting and just want to say i love u both! You guys make me so jealous and saving up to go back to japan so i can fully appreciate the food on offer there!
Thank you for watching us for so long! I hope we can see you in the comments more in the future :D
The “Simon Loser” song has been stuck in my head so long, and here it is in a video again! Yaaay!
I mean, gosh Simon, good effort!
Thank you Simon and Martina for your lovely videos. 1 fantastic video, and extra video and 3 bonus ones.. oh boy.. u guys really spoil us. Thanks for all that you guys do
Simon and Martina have such awesome personalities. This video was legit awesome-hilarious.
*IM EATING LIKE A BUSINESSMAN ON MY LUNCH BREAK*
This made me laugh so much. 6:34
This video is pretty much a mashup of the different editing techniques you guys used over the years. What a throwback!
Also, NOTIFICATION SQUAD!!! Hi! How are you all doing tonight? My question for you is, what is the most fish you ever ate in one sitting? Over 400 grams? Let me know!
Simon and Martina I haven't a clue in grams but I did make a concerted effort to eat my body weight of fish and chips like 2 months ago... thankfully I did not succeed!
Simon and Martina hmmm I think the most fish I've had in one sitting was 1kg? It was just so good though!!!
Simon and Martina I don't like fish 😑😑😑😑
I was able to eat like 7 catfishes in one sitting breaking my fast! With thhe power of sambal/chili paste
Simon and Martina Good morning from Chicago Illinois! Growing up hundreds of miles from the ocean, fish is a rare treat. I love sashimi though!!!😍🤤
Oh my god the old intro music!!! I’VE MISSED IT SO MUCH!!!! 🌸🌸🌸🌸
I suffer from anxiety and PTSD and my boyfriend and I always watch your videos whenever I´m feeling extra sad. You guys are our inspiration as a couple. Thank you for helping me have a happier day!
Maguro
Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex. A dead fish.
A: Yo, I heard you finally banged Stephanie!
B: Yeah, but it turns out she's a maguro.
I think you're the first person in the comments who knows this!
Thank you! I've been looking for this!
You mentioned that this video was going to be a little bit weirder on your ig story but I didn't take it seriously. And now, 3 minutes into the video, I can say that I really underestimated you and have learned my lesson to always believe what you say
We can get even weirder. This isn't even my final form :D
Honestly I think this weird is my normal
My S/O would die happy here. This is ultimate heaven. I'm gonna make him watch this video like your other videos. He gets so mad at me because you guys have awesome food and it makes him really really hungry. ❤️ you guys!
Simon is such a sore loser...I knew Martina would win. Martina has always eaten more than him. Remember that mukbang they did when they were back in Korea...Martina ate more there too!!
Btw I did watch ALL the ads...for expensive fruit!!!
speechless05 same here!! I never skip ads anymore 😂
i’ve been watching you guys since 2011 and your videos always make me so happy!!💛💛
"Oh yes! A burp! Second wind!" I laughed so hard at this, because, Simon, that is me to a T. Never give up eating when you know you've got a couple burps left to let loose.
I'm not amazed that Martina ate it all. I'm amazed that she did that while wearing a waist tight fitted dress and a bra!!!. If I eat just a bit over I'd have to pop my bra open 😂
You two are literally my favorite TH-camrs ever! Such a magical couple✨✨
Oh my gosh! I love you two! So fun to watch your videos!
Just discovered your channel today and so excited that there is TEN! years worth of content to explore, loving your quirky personalities and how much fun you're having! Giggled at the RuPaul reference.
They have such a beautiful life and relationship. 😭🙏 I love that they get to do this for a living.
Dan needs that wasted logo for having his soft serve stolen.
And I would have finished my Rice. And Simon’s food too!
The writing design is so Eatyourkimichi Kpop awards style tho? 😶😂 I almost expected the old background music 🙊
It is indeed!!! Great eye~ We included SO many throwbacks in this video...lots of hidden stuff to find...
Took me back to when I started watched you guys in high school. I feel like I grew up with you guys. Thanks for the throwback hints!
I love these challenges
WERK IT MARTINA! KWEEEN!!!
Oh damn it looks so delicious!!! I need this...
Also, Martina acting tough in the part of the video behind the fence, reminds me of that video with dogs barking at each other but acts like nothing when the mechanical gate is removed 😂😂😂
I was already dying at the drag race reference, but as soon as Simon said “VANJIE” I legitimately started screaming 😂😂😂😂 (Note: this is a formal apology to my roommate. I am not being murdered)
BIG thank you to Shizuoka City!!
I mean they gave Martuna and Salmon (that's the only name I'll use for you two) free hand!!
I'll go there this year. I can't wait. This video made me change my plans a bit.
Sooooo mission accomplished.
"We are here to eat tuna til we die...", Literally, Burst into laughter..
"We didn't come here for snikity snacks" 😂😂
I DIED WITH THE RUPAUL REFERENCES!! YASS KWEEEENSSS WEEERK
So many people were wrong and it was awesome
Oh man, you guys rock it so hard. Love your videos.
Thank you, Eric! It’s always a pleasure to see you in the comments :D
Were you trying to do a Rick and Morty ad impersonation with the S-Pulse Dream bit? XD
😉
Oh my gosh the fashion show has me sobbing laughing
Hi!!! I’ve been a huge fan for the longest time, I love you guys and you help me through the worst time of my life. thank you so much for existing ❤️❤️
Martina - Shantay you stay... , Simon - sashay away.... I was sure Simon was going to win the eating contest because he always takes gi-normous bites of food! I think the tuna being in tiny pieces tripped Simon up, if the tuna had been big pieces Martina would've lost because Simon would've been eating the equivalent of 6 tiny cubes in one bite every time. Also something I've heard is that your sense of smell tricks you into thinking you're full after 20 min - so faster was def better.
The ice cream sass with dan made my day hahaha
"we didn't come here for snickity snacks...." 🤣😂
That part killed me 😂
I AM HERE FOR THE RPDR REFERENCES!! I have been watching you guys for years and having both of my favorite things collide into one.... I’m in love
"Cutlet chiki" so cuteeee ❤❤
Thanks for the great video :D
Really appreciate the work you put into it and love seeing you two try out a food challenge
Your editing is A👏M👏A👏Z👏I👏N👏G ! Love you guys:))
I knew Martina was gonna win, because I watched the mukbang they did, and when Simon was dying Martina kept going for ten minutes XD.
😉
Martuna vs Salmon!? 😂😭
Hahaha I love this one!
I know you could do it, Martina! I was even chanting "The power of Sailor Maguro!" until you managed to shut me up... 🙄
IM YELLING AT THE RU PAUL REFERENCES
miss VAAAANJIE
VAAAAAAAANJIE!
Miss.............. VAAAANJIE
"We didn't come here for Sniggity-Snacks!" I shall now say this quote every time I'm about to order something gigantic.
Okay I HAD to stop the video to tell you that I loooooooved that RPDR reference and I can't stop laughing. Thank you. Really. xDD
Now let's keep watching.
Bahaha love the editing in this one! And you committed to the costumes!!! ❤️ ⛰ Martina, shante you stay! Simon, sashay away!!!
Y'all are just the ding dang BEST! Also, one minute in and I'm absolutely voting for Martina. LOOO-SERRR ... SAIIIII-MONNN ....
EVENING FROM AUSTRALIA!!! ALWAYS AM EXCITED TO SEE AN UPLOAD FROM SIMON AND MARTINA 😍🐱
I hope you like this video :D
Oh Boy, those Mt. Fuji hats got me all excited ❤️
1:05 hahaha I love that part. This video is so good, love the editing, the jokes, the beautiful outfits.. Excellent job, Simon and Martina :)
I would LOVE a video of more video editing tips-- everything you guys do, the filters, transitions, music and the text animations are so cool-- the branding you do is so awesome. all the older animations still stand up, they're amazing. :3
Do another battle of the....
Or an expensive fruit
Or the smoothie challenge!!
Or a pizza challenge
If theyre out, you guys will bring it in!!
Yay!!! New vid 🎉🎊 lol at your vs. clip so cute. RuPaul vibes lol. Omg I love tuna this in making me hungry! 🤤 Nom nom!
12:06 I like how Martina slyly moves Simon's chopsticks off of his bowl and onto the tray below.
Lol! I loved your soda ad. The voice was perfect
I was having mad anxiety today and then watched your videos and felt so much better. Thank you.
simon and martina's fish race 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i was disappointed that you didn't lip sync for your life 😅
Yaaaaaaaahs Queen Realness!! That technique is amazing. Dip, dab, dab, nom. Dip, dab, dab, nom! Poke is my life. We get big bowls as Costco, then take it to the drive in! Dead Pool II was great with raw fish! There's a kitty in my kimono. o_O Ok, so are you bowling pins? What are they? Great challenge!
I've been saying this for years, guys, but "Croquet is a lawn game using mallets, wooden balls, and wickets. Croquette is a fried mass of mince (chopped) meat, fish, and/or vegetables."
Y'all always pronounce the second one as the first one 😂
Yaoi Fan I think it's because they first tried it in Korea and it is pronounced (in romanization) go-ro-kke ahaha. I know which one is which bc of Alice in Wonderland 😂
Apologies for watching this so late... But I looove this!!! This has all the crazy wackiness I love about you guys since I've been watching you six-seven years ago.
Omg, only two minutes into the video and I'm already loving the RPDR references. You guys rock
Today you two are Salmon and Martuna
This was a really cute format. You guys are adorable! (Bunnies are puffy
That looks absolutely amazing!!
I love Martina!
Omg I love all the little skits I was smiling ear to ear 😂😂👏🏽
When I need a good laugh, you guys didn't let me down with this one. I've been in a lot of pain in the last couple of days and was starting to feel really down. Thank you for amazing videos.
I can feel my allergies climbing up just by watching this but so is my love for seafood so 😂😂 things you do for the things you love ;v;
LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS WATERMELON
I could totally eat more than that if it was watermelon, i love that stuff to death.
This is so totally AWESOME!!!!!!!
Omg I could comment on every second of this video!!! The whole intro to the lunch was so fun to watch you guise had me giggling 😆😆😆 The showdown, the drag race runway, off camera voices (vaaaanjie)... PURE JOY!!! The nom counts... Amazing job!!! 👏👏👏 😍😍😍
It is impossible to feel sad and miserable after watching this video! The happiness force is real in this oneeeee 😍😍😍
Loved all the RPDR references 😂
Simon said, "Oh, dang... it's odeng!"
It's fashion sweetie look it up.
omg I love you. i basically spent the entire day binge watching your channel.. cant.. stop...
Your channel is so cozy, i love watching you guys. it makes me smile knowing people like you two are around. You're funny, honest and your personalities are so fun! Im so happy I found this channel