I ruined the new Bitlife Stock Market update

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  • @roddy6629
    @roddy6629 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    It never fails: he buys a boat, making his character happy for the first time in their life, and then they die in a boating accident.

    • @abiestar261
      @abiestar261 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @joeyreeve6017
      @joeyreeve6017 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      a tale as old as time

    • @alexandergilles8583
      @alexandergilles8583 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It’s happened at least 3 times 😂

    • @matthewchristiansen9978
      @matthewchristiansen9978 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I'd have three nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened three times.

    • @Azhiru
      @Azhiru 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Also, how many become porn historians/porn set janitors?

  • @bucketts6148
    @bucketts6148 ปีที่แล้ว +3774

    I love that every time Kevin brings up a special talent he always chooses crime

    • @DSVlogs656
      @DSVlogs656 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Jack Wrath bot-_-

    • @DSVlogs656
      @DSVlogs656 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @jasons1148
      @jasons1148 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chooses crime . But ends up as a porn janitor .

    • @AuthentiKaate
      @AuthentiKaate ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He only moonlights as a criminal, his cover is always a porn set janitor. They never suspect the porn set janitor. Except the 72 times Kevin goes to prison each Bitlife video

    • @louiswendlander9083
      @louiswendlander9083 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also really likes to be a pornography historian and I want to know why LMAO

  • @salem-01
    @salem-01 ปีที่แล้ว +6240

    Disappointed that Kevin didn’t take the opportunity to name his pirate ship “Crypto curren-sea”

    • @RiderLeangle2
      @RiderLeangle2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I'm amazed he didn't go for the obvious OpenSea joke

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ ปีที่แล้ว +26

      nice didn't think of that

    • @LaurenTheorist
      @LaurenTheorist ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Current-Sea would include current!

    • @Infodumptruck
      @Infodumptruck ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@LaurenTheorist came here to say that

    • @Sluggony
      @Sluggony ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kevin pls post more bitlife its one of my fav you watcning bitlife thats how i saw your vids because of bitlife if he reads comments i hope tho

  • @lawrenceblunden428
    @lawrenceblunden428 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    Good to know that the bitlife devs are self aware enough to identify as "money-grubbing dingbats."

  • @benzelmer8111
    @benzelmer8111 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Bloody hate how the devs sold BitLife to CandyWriter since if you bought bitizen OR Bossmode you were meant to get all future packs but they just keep coming up with new ways to bypass it.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Its a shame cause the game was very fun (and very dumb) at one point, with its unlimited capacity for chaos that Kevin tapped on from the start, but they seem intent or ruining that with their greed. Theres only so much fun to have in a "free" game that limits you with ads and packs (on a freaking mobile game) to fully play it. No wonder Kevin didnt made bitlife videos for quite some time until now, must have loss the apeal even to him.

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I'm wondering how legal it is to sell someone a premium, ad free, all future updates for $0 more membership, and then continue to show ads and sell more packs is.
      Like I know, they changed owners, but they bought the contracts with the player's as well as the game.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@EighmyLupin It’s not a contract though. It’s a lie, but companies lie all the damn time and sure don’t get in trouble for it.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That’s why they’ve gotten so money hungry lately?? Ever since they came up with doglife and catlife (which barely see any work done) with THEIR OWN respective 5 dollar purchases I was not liking it.
      Also God Mode is a whopping 8 dollars now. For stat editing on a mobile game. Cmon. I hope they don’t run Bitlife into the ground, it’s extremely unique and fun.

    • @makuru.42
      @makuru.42 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@DeathnoteBB well it's false advertising and breaking a contract even a verbal or implicit one, still illegal.

  • @CulturedPotato
    @CulturedPotato ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    It's very annoying how greedy the devs/others behind bitlife are becoming so greedy. First, the Bitizen and God Mode cost £5 respectively, then a new job pack for way more, and now this is separate from everything else.

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Also you have to watch an ad to pray and they kill your character if you back out.

    • @segismundosaulalex3065
      @segismundosaulalex3065 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      On the bright side, it will become a Sims 4 kind of game and Kevin would be abble to make a cult and imprision people in the basent.

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I have Android and I didn't have to pay for it... I think

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@connaeris8230 You watch ads than, kevin is also on android

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira ปีที่แล้ว +148

      True..leave a bad taste in my mouth about the "pray" thing... The paying everytime you wanna rewind time (and not just a one off thing) slightly annoyed me but i understand why it had to be done, and in the grand scheme of things wont take the fun out of the game. The "pray" does.

  • @AuthentiKaate
    @AuthentiKaate ปีที่แล้ว +624

    13:13 “I’m amazed this guy’s still alive despite being cursed by the Bitlife devs”
    They’re only keeping you alive out of spite to watch you suffer Kevin

  • @TheRealTonyStark
    @TheRealTonyStark ปีที่แล้ว +602

    What a great way to start a New Year by Kevin revisiting his old addictions, I think it’s time for The Desperate Housewives series to make a comeback.

    • @AuthentiKaate
      @AuthentiKaate ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hope he’s been wearing wrist weights to strengthen up that slappin hand

    • @shittytiddy
      @shittytiddy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg yes

    • @suburbiaAZ
      @suburbiaAZ ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Absolutely desperate for more desperate housewives

    • @decoy1359
      @decoy1359 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would KILL to see more desperate housewives content

    • @Aymelia-colon3
      @Aymelia-colon3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I need to see what Man and Manson are up to while Jimantha hooks up with the mailman.

  • @endless_sands
    @endless_sands ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The bitlife dev's making your stats zero and your money zero for not watching an ad perfectly describes how little they care about your experience

    • @foxbox.9277
      @foxbox.9277 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      You know you can just press the X to leave right? Then you don’t get cursed

    • @willowbarrelmaker8269
      @willowbarrelmaker8269 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Or it’s a joke

  • @TheViewfromMars
    @TheViewfromMars ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Hey editors, you're amazing! I've been paying more attention to the editing lately and it's smooth and funny af. Thanks for your hard work! You're appreciated 😊

  • @SamHasSpawnedIn
    @SamHasSpawnedIn ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Parents: Satoshi you're a multimillionaire and you're STILL living here!
    Satoshi: (Buys a pirate ship to live on)
    Parents: Not...what i had in mind

    • @mcshit4205
      @mcshit4205 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      good idea maybe i should do that

    • @TanatatKnight246
      @TanatatKnight246 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's going for an independent seasteading.

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Satoshi: (Dies on the pirate ship)
      Parents: This is just an elaborate joke isn't it

  • @thecheesen
    @thecheesen ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    I get periodically disappointed in candywriter
    Now they brought ads to the AD-FREE service we paid for, and if you don't pray your characters gets wrecked.
    Edit: Apparently in this particular instance you can click on the "X" button, but my point stands for a lot of other stuff in the app.

    • @alilolfox
      @alilolfox ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Wait fr? I deleted Bitlife about a year ago but have bitizen, if I redownload it does that mean I have to watch ads now *just to pray* ??

    • @sierrachavis-conner3179
      @sierrachavis-conner3179 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      you can actually just click the x in the top left corner of the popup and it wont negatively effect your character, its only by cursing them does it negatively effect your character. i think its a pretty funny addition 😂😂

    • @vanguardiris3232
      @vanguardiris3232 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      @@alilolfox Yup. Plus the stock market update was not included in the "buy all upcoming packs" thing that a lot of people got. Buying all the parts of Bitlife costs about as much as a real, decent video game, but they also want you to watch adverts and if you refuse they ruin your character or take all your in-game currency away. It's really become a scummy little pit of a game

    • @thecheesen
      @thecheesen ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sierrachavis-conner3179 Thanks, i suppose i was wrong.

    • @trenton8211
      @trenton8211 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Some ads to support something shouldn't be that maddening at least we actually are getting the product we asked for rather than some pay to win shit

  • @kaI-hw5xj
    @kaI-hw5xj ปีที่แล้ว +587

    9 times out of 10, Kevin will somehow always manages to get into gambling.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He actually played it smart this time around, quickly realizing he sucks at it and never going back again. Strange for a Kevin character to learn from their mistakes, i guess the name "imajokey" was mean to be sarcastic.

    • @_SF__
      @_SF__ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and the hitman.

    • @Sirvanquish
      @Sirvanquish ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or prison

  • @countcount5114
    @countcount5114 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    If I had a nickel for every time a speed boat struck Kevins pirate ship I would have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice

    • @rdvanguard1014
      @rdvanguard1014 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Three nickels actually, I'm pretty sure.

    • @casimir970
      @casimir970 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rdvanguard1014 really?

    • @rdvanguard1014
      @rdvanguard1014 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@casimir970 Yeah, when he was a pop star, and then when he was a porn star.
      Edit - didn't notice the 'pirate ship' part, it was a tugboat in the porn star one. He still dies to flaming speed boats a lot.

    • @bmoxley16
      @bmoxley16 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'm just find it funny he keeps buying boats at this point and is surprised when he dies same with planes lol

    • @casimir970
      @casimir970 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rdvanguard1014 oh lol

  • @nickmoney
    @nickmoney ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Bitlife devs really abused their power here

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Especially since Kevin bought the "premium" version of the game to turn ads off and yet they still showed him ads and punished him for daring to question it

    • @nickmoney
      @nickmoney ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@EighmyLupin Need premium plus I guess

    • @CristanioPeweyyy
      @CristanioPeweyyy ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bitlife apology video incoming.

    • @sarac9424
      @sarac9424 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@CristanioPeweyyy they'll never apologize. You'll notice though, that CMK has not been an option on the "watch youtube with a friend" for awhile now, and I think that is directly due to kevin's videos and how it brings about some aspects of the game the devs don't like being pointed out...

    • @johnc194
      @johnc194 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sarac9424 I’ve seen him on watch yt list

  • @DooDooWater9732-n5z
    @DooDooWater9732-n5z ปีที่แล้ว +503

    I love it when Kevin goes back to his addiction to ruin other people's lives.

    • @loop5312
      @loop5312 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bandit the Bamboozle It's supposed to be funny

  • @nakano15
    @nakano15 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Yeah... BitLife devs were really cruel with that Pray feature.
    If I played that game and bumped into that, I'd not only be pissed off, but I'd also be leaving my thoughts on the review of the app at the Play Store.

  • @Catnippy
    @Catnippy ปีที่แล้ว +229

    bitlife used to be pretty fun but the fact that it spams you with notifications and tries to force you to watch ads even if you payed is just icky. im not gonna play it again but do wanna see more vids on it

    • @moppycat2669
      @moppycat2669 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah especially with the expensive
      items in the game that cost 10 dollars that give minor buffs

    • @gaghhuh2943
      @gaghhuh2943 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I never actually played the game but I think they dont force you to click on that 'pray' button... Its just like every other game where you get minor advantage for watching the ad... If you can get rid of the periodical ads by turning off the wifi then any amount of ads is alright in my eyes

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Anyone who previously paid for bitizenship should be retroactively exempt from any ads at least. The whole point of bitzenship was no ads.

    • @neonred647
      @neonred647 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gaghhuh2943they require you to have internet to play the game

    • @luciousp226
      @luciousp226 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@gaghhuh2943speaking from experience they have baked in ads for when you turn off the wifi it's kinda nuts

  • @iusedtowrite6667
    @iusedtowrite6667 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Imajokey is such a traditional Irish surname. Kevin staying true to his roots

  • @xbuttonsx
    @xbuttonsx ปีที่แล้ว +77

    As an accountant, I now really want to start sending clients a sound clip as a summary of their yearly performance .....

  • @shadow81818
    @shadow81818 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I am incredibly surprised that Kevin never turned to murder in this lifetime. That is usually his first response to things going south.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sadly, there was no option to murder the BitLife devs

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@JasminMiettunen There was an option for the BitLife devs to singlehandedly plummet Satoshi's ass(ets)

  • @thegingerchannel5879
    @thegingerchannel5879 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    as soon as he bought the pirate ship, his fate was sealed. every time kevin, every time.

    • @asa9528
      @asa9528 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dominicmarazita8103 Kevin is never wrong!

  • @XescoPicas
    @XescoPicas ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Are you telling me that he died on a pirate ship... In Nassau...
    That's almost poetic.
    (For those who didn't know, Nassau was an actual pirate republic for a very short time in the early 18th century)

    • @tjsmoth7234
      @tjsmoth7234 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      edward kenway

    • @XescoPicas
      @XescoPicas ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tjsmoth7234
      No joke, I was actually playing Black Flag when you posted this 🤣

    • @playaboutpatforms2709
      @playaboutpatforms2709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sorry ur pirate republic failed

  • @arcofspira
    @arcofspira ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Kevin is a stock and crypto bro genius. He makes Bankman Fried look competent.

    • @bucketts6148
      @bucketts6148 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is a business genius.

    • @shartboy666
      @shartboy666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jack Wrath i doubt that, considering all you do is self promote in kevin's comments lmao

    • @starkillersneed
      @starkillersneed ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also a piracy genius
      I hope he names his next Sea Of Thieves ship the Crypto Pirate II

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig ปีที่แล้ว +203

    That was a wild ride. Lol. I love that this character managed to be both incredibly rich and completely poor at the same time. And even though you’d think it would be rare, he’s not even your first character to die in a boating accident. 😂
    Side note, a bluebird would absolutely run twitter better, that part was hilarious.

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love how he's like "I'm gonna invest in a company related to Bitlife" and as he's saying that, he puts his cursor over Candywriter, the creator of Bitlife, and ignores it.

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😮

  • @headlesszebra9857
    @headlesszebra9857 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When he was born, Satoshi's mother was 41 and his father 26. Honestly, good for her.

  • @JackPoppy
    @JackPoppy ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Ah, 'tis a good day when Kevin drops a new BitLife video.

  • @Julespersec
    @Julespersec ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love how every time Kevin wants to make an evil character, he chooses pitch black hair and the classic 'villain' moustache 😂 i just think of all of them as the same dude who changes his names and is involved in wayy too many crimes

  • @drotterton793
    @drotterton793 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This is great. It's always a joy to be with Kevin for 29 minutes.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Callmekevin going for the bankruptcy speedrun

  • @Erin1313
    @Erin1313 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Bitlife is how I discovered and got into Kevins videos. Everytime a new one surfaces I just get excited

  • @IsabelinhaDra
    @IsabelinhaDra ปีที่แล้ว +62

    It always ends up with Kevin going to the casino and playing blackjack

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And it never goes well.

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@pedrovallefin8406 he ends up making a million and then loses another million and then blows all his funds and loses everything

  • @mrsquid_
    @mrsquid_ ปีที่แล้ว +23

    bitlife devs:
    > make themselves gods in a life simulator
    > add the ability to pray to them for goods
    > lock it behind an unexpected ad
    > make the only other way without watching the ad
    to curse the devs
    > ruin the player's stats after they - intentional or not
    - curse you
    what a rollercoaster of emotions, this is both the funniest and worst shit they could've done

  • @tristancampbell4941
    @tristancampbell4941 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Kevin: Plays BitLife
    1st thing he does: Pray
    *Maybe he **_has_** changed* 😂

    • @megadev3727
      @megadev3727 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kevin's mind: oOoOO shiny new button!

    • @874dan4
      @874dan4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Jack Wrath for someone who says they hate comment spammers,you seem to be comment spamming

    • @tristancampbell4941
      @tristancampbell4941 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jack Wrath Nah, L Channel. Mine betta than yours, lowkey

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then he went on to try to cast a curse, he hasn’t changed after all

  • @littlestan6625
    @littlestan6625 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "I wasn't trafficking, I was just trying to make a quick buck" somehow this feels oddly familiar

    • @carstories4169
      @carstories4169 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wasn’t it in the movie border heist?

    • @littlestan6625
      @littlestan6625 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@carstories4169 I think that's the one, yeah 🤔

    • @Abbaschand
      @Abbaschand ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Andy T. be like

    • @Aus_Boss
      @Aus_Boss ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sure reminds me of someone 🙂

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine if someone say that in their defense in court when they get caught for selling drugs or stolen goods.

  • @lumae8216
    @lumae8216 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hey Kevin, thank you for making my days better. Know that we all appreciate you very much. Thank you for your hard work!
    I hope this year will bring you lots of joy and that you’ll be able to try new things and do what you like!
    I’m sending lots of love from Germany! :)

  • @werkothehoeslaya4590
    @werkothehoeslaya4590 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kevin I love your voice. I suffer from insomnia but your videos help me sm idk how😭 I love watching you late at night and you’re so funny u make me laugh and smile and then i get all comfortable and I just fall asleep lol I hope you’re doing good in life, you deserve it, your energy is unmatched

  • @scarlet_x4764
    @scarlet_x4764 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When Kevin refused to pray and all his stats went to 0%. It reminded me of the one time when I was playing bitlife, and a pop up appeared asking who I was going to give a hand shake to, one of the choices was CallmeKevin, so of course I chose that and all my status went to 0 %.😭

  • @newlenahs6251
    @newlenahs6251 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Also Throwback to my history A levels where I understood everything perfectly but the economic crises because I didn't understand the stock market

    • @aussiejo5764
      @aussiejo5764 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nobody understands the stock market. If they say they do, they’re either lying or insider trading.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aussiejo5764 The stock market is an imaginary market where people shop for speculation

  • @granfury1238
    @granfury1238 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love that Kevin keeps forgetting that some of his earlier BitLifes also ended on ships 😂

  • @beavercontrol1743
    @beavercontrol1743 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ive been binging kevin's bitlife videos recently so this is the perfect 30 minute video rn

  • @seyvetch7863
    @seyvetch7863 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Kevin! Love your videos! You literally probably saved my life with them :)
    I hope you are having a wonderful day!

    • @calibricalypso
      @calibricalypso ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know this is a fairly old comment, but I just wanna say I hope you're doing well, considering the "probably saved my life" bit. Your comment has wonderful, positive energy as well, which is always nice to see. Sending good vibes right back at you

  • @LeonZhaid
    @LeonZhaid ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You can curse the devs once a year starting at 18 if I remember correctly, it would be a fun video trying to get as far as you can while doing that! Although the instakills might be a problem...

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Kevin's back with more BitLife, this is gonna be good.

  • @immarissa
    @immarissa ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Should've known it was Kevin behind the market crash. It is always Kevin.

  • @CatnipTrick
    @CatnipTrick ปีที่แล้ว +9

    im extremely sick atm and seeing that kevin posted a new bitlife video has made my day

    • @m0ddotrar
      @m0ddotrar ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here!

  • @bluest4210
    @bluest4210 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Kevin makes his grand return to his BitLife addiction!

  • @Engardian
    @Engardian ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is like the fourth character of Kevin’s that died in a boating accident.

  • @Realuser207
    @Realuser207 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:01 short person xd

  • @L0xi3
    @L0xi3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Its been so long since we last had a Bitlife video! I hope you are doing well Kevin, i really enjoyed the skateboarding video :D cant wait to see what else you'll make

  • @sunderzilla
    @sunderzilla ปีที่แล้ว +76

    oh you'd be surprised to find out that a lot of crypto millionaires actually got into boating "accidents"

  • @VRVegeta
    @VRVegeta ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God it's an amazing part of new year when callmekevin releases a new video

  • @UnclBerry
    @UnclBerry ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I got into CallMeKevin from Bitlife, I'm just always so happy when he uploads it.

  • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
    @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    23:55 was literally a plot point in Gravity Falls and that was a joke for a cartoon at the time but that’s looking more wise each day lol

  • @autolose8497
    @autolose8497 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    so weird to me how bitlife will still put stuff behind ads to bitizens 😭

  • @LoveRemains
    @LoveRemains ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s such a simple game but I ALWAYS get SO excited when I see Kevin play this! 🥰

  • @TykkoYT
    @TykkoYT ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember watching you for the first time, it was a bitlife video and I love that you keep messing with updates, great video as always!

  • @gunziro169
    @gunziro169 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I swear in half of these bitlife videos he always become a p set janitor

  • @shree_yaa
    @shree_yaa ปีที่แล้ว +5

    how kevin makes loads of long bitlife videos fun is actually amazing

  • @milsurpminuteman
    @milsurpminuteman ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Now Kevin needs to try Turnip stocks in Animal Crossing

  • @nathanferrol
    @nathanferrol ปีที่แล้ว +9

    you know it's a good day when kevin posts a bitlife video

  • @korgie4678
    @korgie4678 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    if you wanna get happiness basically instantly in bitlife, get a boating license, buy a jet-ski and take that bad boy for a ride

  • @FatPanda86
    @FatPanda86 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I want to hire Kevin as my financial advisor now

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He'd blow half the money on trying to become governor

  • @Boundwithflame23
    @Boundwithflame23 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:01 5 years old and his favorite Home Alone scene is the bit from Angels with Filthy Souls.

  • @downeyskys
    @downeyskys ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So glad your back to playing BitLife, your videos are always so funny! 🎉🎉

  • @xxpxxmx586
    @xxpxxmx586 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Missing Kevin playing Bitlife so much. Glad he played it again 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Kevin ruining games always makes entertaining content!

  • @evil_stevil
    @evil_stevil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    bro you've ended 7 lives with drowning on a boat

  • @saprumk4
    @saprumk4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the most depressing game ever made. When I tried it, I was happily married with a child and a cat, but I got midlife crisis, tried to immigrate to Spain but got caught, his wife divorced him, his cat died, he got caught for attempted murder of his wife, received an 80-year sentence and died in prison after multiple escape attempts.

  • @EighmyLupin
    @EighmyLupin ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wait, so the devs are forcing ads on players who own the "bitizen" ad free thing now?? WOW!
    "Haha, players think we are greedy, lmao." I mean, yeah, you 100% are when you go back on the terms of a "premium" deal you made with players to make more money.
    Don't worry though I'm sure they'll come out with an even more premium membership that'll shut off the new ads.. ya know until they add even more ads.

  • @JayTheOtt
    @JayTheOtt ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I was working yesterday and a nice old lady gave me a $50 tip.
    That has no relationship to the video, it just made me happy and wanted to share.

  • @shelfrelated
    @shelfrelated ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Was just watching some of your older Bitlife content when you uploaded this. Life works in weird ways.

  • @MrVakmix
    @MrVakmix ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your videos always make my day way better Kevin!

  • @dragonfly4441
    @dragonfly4441 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Losing his pirate ship might be the saddest thing to happen to Kevin in Bitlife.

  • @Oncelost21
    @Oncelost21 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    30 Minutes of Kev on a Monday... PERFECTO! ❤️ Kev... you need a throwback video on the military RP😭 still my FAVORITE video 4 years later... or the starwars RP... Movievoice has me DEAD💀🤣

  • @sandraamos526
    @sandraamos526 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got an X box series S for Christmas a couple days ago, and now a Call Me Kevin video. 2023s gonna be awesome.

  • @professorpenguin6884
    @professorpenguin6884 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn, Kevin went in HARD on the crypto bros. Like it almost makes it feel like he has a personal vendetta against them or something, lol. It seems like it got to them too, I'm guessing angry crypto supporters came after this video and that's why dislikes are disabled. I'm 100% with Kevin though.

  • @awesomeashton
    @awesomeashton ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how he always picks Crime as the special talent.

  • @akiraanimations820
    @akiraanimations820 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know, you can just go to settings to turn off minigames like the "reading a book", "getting a vehicle license" and "escaping prison" ones. From my experience most of then are sucessfull.

  • @SwitchbladeOnVHS
    @SwitchbladeOnVHS ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watched you since Minecraft with Paul the dog, happy new year fella!

  • @slashyslasher1248
    @slashyslasher1248 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am a fellow bitizen, that makes us brothers. Sons of bitlife.

  • @Jack_is_A_fan
    @Jack_is_A_fan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    20:49 “my depression is gone! My anxiety is gone,…….. ANNND I just lost 4 million dollars” 😂🤑

  • @iiasslouii3274
    @iiasslouii3274 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    18:59 paying for this when it first came is a great. Those who i didn’t buy it when it first came out have to pay for every single updates. I’m happy to be a bitizin

  • @Mad_Leroy
    @Mad_Leroy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was a great birthday present. Thanks Kevin!

  • @Fedorabandit
    @Fedorabandit ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Yay! Instead of “new year new me” thing, Kevin is taking this a step further by just making a brand new life. New Year new Bit Life!

  • @Speechless-Gamer
    @Speechless-Gamer ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kevin is a financial genius

  • @nicklind3068
    @nicklind3068 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:45 Kevin really just used "It's what my character would do"

  • @user-lt9cu2xv8g
    @user-lt9cu2xv8g ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the gaming vids but i also can’t wait to see more irl content

  • @CeceKaneki88
    @CeceKaneki88 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A new year has begun and Kevin still continues to end up gambling and ending up in jail in each BitLife run never change Kevin

  • @Football_Magic734
    @Football_Magic734 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Never clicked on a Kevin video so fast I just like his BitLife videos

  • @lunasquib
    @lunasquib 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I too bought that citizenship and playing now, I’m happy I don’t have pop up ads but the fact I still have ads is ugh

  • @Stardewvalleyfarmer
    @Stardewvalleyfarmer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was having an awful day and feeling super anxious. I got so excited when I saw you posted bitlife. It’s my fave series! Thank you!

  • @Floobdoop
    @Floobdoop ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You wanna know how i got these stocks?"
    "Well... Iamajokey baby!"

  • @EmeraldImperial
    @EmeraldImperial ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good job on not murdering anyone this time Kevin! Not directly anyway

  • @connormarshall1272
    @connormarshall1272 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Picked up your content again recently and am loving it! (I stopped watching for a while but loved ur skateboarding vid keep up the good work!)

  • @kylelopez7631
    @kylelopez7631 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kevin's hair is back to normal!

  • @Jack_is_A_fan
    @Jack_is_A_fan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:27 I thought that was gonna be DEEP, but this is arguably better😂

  • @toffeefawn5177
    @toffeefawn5177 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i’m going through a pretty stressful time right now and nothing beats getting into bed and finding out kevin posted again :) you have no idea how much these videos help me

    • @LoveRemains
      @LoveRemains ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right? My cousin was murdered over Christmas, the guy (or duo) is/are still walking around free because the investigation is still ongoing and we still can’t put her body to rest because the autopsy can’t be done until the end of the month. So things have been awful. I am thankful that Kevin’s video’s help to cheer me up & make me forget for a little while. He’s really great, definitely my favourite TH-camr/Streamer. 🥹

    • @SonicTheIPHog
      @SonicTheIPHog ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LoveRemains holy shit sorry.

  • @gregchvany8015
    @gregchvany8015 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kevin: dies from a sinking ship for the 4th time
    Also Kevin: :O