The World Has Too Many Made Up Diseases. James Gregory

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ค. 2024
  • The disease epidemic is getting ridiculous, or at least that has been James Gregory's experience in this clip from his Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip of A Little More Dry Bar Comedy, we revisit Jame's Gregory's first ever Dry Bar Comedy special where he discusses how there are too many diseases now and how the world would be a whole lot better with out them. Whether you're someone who suffers from some sort of disease or, you just think it's ridiculous like James Gregory this clip is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @michellepost2986
    @michellepost2986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    He is so funny. I agree with him. In the late 1970s, as a teen, I remember my grandad drinking Alka seltzer for gas, and going on with his life. My other grandad mixed baking soda in water, for gas, and he was later fine. They never saw a doc for chest gas. Both lived past age 90.

  • @lindar7698
    @lindar7698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I suffer from depression and I need only watch James and I’m laughing my head off no matter how many times I hear it. Thank you James you are saving my life.

    • @thechristiangamer7311
      @thechristiangamer7311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just want to let you know.
      If you want someone to talk to or if you want me to pray for something then just let me know.
      Sorry if this is weird I know I am a stranger.
      I just like to help.
      Regardless wish you all the best and have a great blessed day and life! GOD bless

    • @bathrobebattousai84
      @bathrobebattousai84 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thechristiangamer7311 talking about it only feeds it.

    • @thechristiangamer7311
      @thechristiangamer7311 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bathrobebattousai84 Maybe so I don’t know I’m just trying to help. Have a good day though regardless! GOD bless

    • @allistairmitchell3845
      @allistairmitchell3845 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s strong medicine for depression, isn’t it!

    • @lindajones8426
      @lindajones8426 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too!! He lifts me up!!

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He's so hilarious and he's truthful. He cracks jokes and tells it like it is.

  • @noglenogle
    @noglenogle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    ".. because most things your size have an engine !" Made my day !
    Great set and I love your calm demeanor. :)

  • @sburris65
    @sburris65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I have seen James many times over the years and he is so funny but tells the truth.

    • @carolcole570
      @carolcole570 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Truth……but with a bit of cruelty thrown in many times. Especially when he spoke about midgets.

  • @janewestmoreland7239
    @janewestmoreland7239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I can't come to work today, I'm burpin' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Truth, I'm in HR.

  • @RS-gh2mf
    @RS-gh2mf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It's so refreshing to hear clean comedy 👍

  • @stevemyers4967
    @stevemyers4967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I've just started to watch james gregory and the more i watch him, the more i really like what he has to say. and yes, he is really funny

  • @martyh4777
    @martyh4777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    A lot of truth in his jokes. Nowadays, people constantly claim they are victims. And are constantly whining about it.

    • @utopia4056
      @utopia4056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm gonna have a parade about Zebras next week, if u don't show up youre Zebraist

    • @sr5zzz498
      @sr5zzz498 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@utopia4056 lol

    • @wmffmw1854
      @wmffmw1854 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is much more fun to make victims then being a victim. Just ask any politician. 😂😂

    • @karunyakanth
      @karunyakanth ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@utopia4056 if you hold just the Ze parade, you will need crowd control 😀

  • @kenparnell4297
    @kenparnell4297 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    James passed away today, he will be missed he was a real funny man.

  • @mikebrown5648
    @mikebrown5648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 that was a real good one when he smacked it stomach and said got too close to a fat person

  • @day1fishing603
    @day1fishing603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    They sneeze, now I got it. Lmao

  • @TarekMidani
    @TarekMidani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    That hits close! He's so right about obesity 😂 it feels better calling it a disease

  • @i_wouldprefer_not_to1196
    @i_wouldprefer_not_to1196 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As a fat person, that joke about getting too close to one was hilarious 😂

  • @SuperKirezi
    @SuperKirezi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Because most things of your size have an engine” 🤣🤣🤣
    That’s an unexpected punchline 👍

  • @speedracer2336
    @speedracer2336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He nailed it, so true!

  • @saladdays180s9
    @saladdays180s9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Most things your size has an engine", 🤣🤣🤣

    • @roberthertz6634
      @roberthertz6634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Followed by a sign on the back. WIDE LOAD.

    • @bryanchaney2572
      @bryanchaney2572 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roberthertz6634 and a back up beeper.🤣

  • @davidmorris7101
    @davidmorris7101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Saw James 20 yrs ago chailie good nights in Raleigh. Lmao whole night. Truly funniest man in America and doesn't have to curse or be raunchy.

    • @carolcole570
      @carolcole570 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ahhhhh, but his cursing is over the top many times.

  • @tolfan4438
    @tolfan4438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This man is one of the great storytellers

  • @bambam6488
    @bambam6488 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love this man, he's a national treasure.

    • @piyushan_abeynayake
      @piyushan_abeynayake ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally agree. He's a natural born. Probably same caliber as George Carlin?

    • @carladaniels7910
      @carladaniels7910 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's the BEST of the BEST, bring me more of his funny!!!😂

  • @cindys3435
    @cindys3435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    He take a tough subject and makes it so funny!

  • @scottrygg6275
    @scottrygg6275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Always a smile.

    • @vkaye722
      @vkaye722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let ur light in its amazing!!!!!

  • @jkmac901
    @jkmac901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    James Gregory is a national treasure!!

  • @runningbaum9430
    @runningbaum9430 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Less than a minute into this and he already earned a like from me. In the fight world we call that a first round TKO. 😂

  • @ohillbilly
    @ohillbilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ol James, always funny!!! :-)

  • @richard6502
    @richard6502 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just discovered him a few months ago, and I can't help but find him hilarious because everything he says is so true.

  • @user-qo1rw3et4h
    @user-qo1rw3et4h 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    JAMES IS THE BEST. 😅😊❤GOD BLESS YOU.

  • @vet6822
    @vet6822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    American treasure.

  • @aaronamerica968
    @aaronamerica968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was great!

  • @AKAHeatherJoy
    @AKAHeatherJoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    He's hilarious!

  • @redfaux74
    @redfaux74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love this guy. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm afraid he is not going to last the coming year.
    Let us celebrate him while we have him! 🎈🥳🎈
    I'm actually not sure if he's a comedian or a Baptist preacher! 😳
    Them Baptists like to eat and tell it like it is!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    They're not always right but they're confident! 😐

    • @billloomis4975
      @billloomis4975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He looks the best he has in quite awhile. I get it, he has to be over 80 now.

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billloomis4975 he looks awful... :-/

    • @Aswaguespack
      @Aswaguespack 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was born in 1946. That makes him 77.

  • @pnappo27
    @pnappo27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hilarious!! First time I’ve seen him!

  • @judyingram4846
    @judyingram4846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love this little fat man. He's soooo funny, and also tells the truth.❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍

  • @musicfancier
    @musicfancier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    OMG this guy is soooooo funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

  • @brendariley1303
    @brendariley1303 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have seen him in person several times.even if he tells the same jokes I still laugh so hard my belly hurts.

  • @terriecotham1567
    @terriecotham1567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You have to love art and those who make us for get a bad day or look at things in another way and at times it very funny.
    May the world never lose those who make music, paint, write or just make us loose it because it so funny for the world would be a dark place without people like them

  • @gregjames2684
    @gregjames2684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That is sooooo richly said ,
    "Most people , your size , has an engine"
    LMFAO 😃 😄 😆 😅 😂

  • @grammybear4226
    @grammybear4226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 68 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼

  • @formerfarmer1718
    @formerfarmer1718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    He’s absolutely right! We once had “disorders”, now all disorders are called “diseases”. Hypochondriacs love it though. Now they can get more sympathy. And doctors and pharmaceuticals can get more patients and more money.
    I personally hate it when a comedian states facts and makes me nod my head in agreement instead of laughing‼️ It’s like I’m being robbed of a happy moment......

    • @roberthertz6634
      @roberthertz6634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep we are STEALING food off their plates. Criminal.

    • @vkaye722
      @vkaye722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all are being robbed until we stop it 🛑
      Laugh
      Breathe🥰

    • @elizabethcox555
      @elizabethcox555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is James Gregory ok? His eyes look like they're not healthy.

    • @chiphobby2443
      @chiphobby2443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elizabethcox555 I sure hope he is. I know he doesnt look as full in the face as he did, but he is getting up in age too. I will sure hate to see the day hes no longer with us. True gem, just like Tim Wilson. Id love to be able to see James before that day comes!

  • @michellecimmino6326
    @michellecimmino6326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Has me laughing

  • @terereynolds698
    @terereynolds698 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I got my 20-year-old grandson hooked on James, my grandson is 5'7" and 320 lbs. one of the one's James said sneezed on him. I'm 5'0" and 150lbs. 🤣🤣

  • @8memaw
    @8memaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We’re all victims now!😂

  • @TheTinaB
    @TheTinaB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best one I’ve seen in a while

  • @clems6989
    @clems6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Looking pretty rough...Hes had a rough time. God bless this guy. Observational Comedy !

  • @jayrob121
    @jayrob121 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That one guy in the audience when Gregory said tops out at 385. Ohhhhh.. .

  • @michaellewis2575
    @michaellewis2575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Most comments are from people who can handle reality, some of the negative ones are the ones that believe being fat is contagious.

    • @redfaux74
      @redfaux74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or Liberals who hate truth.... which is all Liberals.
      They hate the sheer logic stapled to their foreheads.

    • @doofus0123
      @doofus0123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂... Hey! Being fat IS contagious! I got it from ... 😂😂 something ... I ATE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ConfederateHero-vk3wt
    @ConfederateHero-vk3wt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I told an LCDC drug counselor years ago that alcoholism isn't a disease but rather a choice people make and she only has a job because the government says alcoholism is a disease. She didn't know what to say. She also told me I had to do something or else and I said I'll take the or else. She didn't know what to say. This all took place at a S.A.F.P therapeutic community ( TDCJ) state jail in Brownwood, Texas.

  • @carlmorgan2859
    @carlmorgan2859 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can't Stop Laughing 😂🤣

  • @user-vy2eg5qz6t
    @user-vy2eg5qz6t 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Me too. He’s my go to guy when I’m down. 😅

  • @marthamckee9532
    @marthamckee9532 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love this guy. He says I it like it is.

  • @cindyhammack68
    @cindyhammack68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If there were no acronyms for these "diseases" and you could only call its full name, I'll bet there be a lot less people become a victim of them. It would be way too hard to keep saying it over and over again. Could you imagine saying, "I was the victim of Transfusion Related Acute Lung Infection after the hospital gave me too many platelets and packed red blood cells after they discovered I was a victim of aplastic anemia caused by a rare side effect of the drug MERCAPTOPURINE, 6-MP that I was taking for being a victim of Crohn's disease, everytime someone asked "what's wrong with you?"
    Yeah...true story.

    • @vkaye722
      @vkaye722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thankfully it wasn't Korina cause you would never had correct diagnoses
      Or be correctly helped
      Good luck

  • @davidwanstall4232
    @davidwanstall4232 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonderful

  • @lauradoerksen5962
    @lauradoerksen5962 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Most things ur size have an engine"😂

  • @florareeves1086
    @florareeves1086 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love this❤

  • @sandraritter6399
    @sandraritter6399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol. That’s so true and funny

  • @brianadams5996
    @brianadams5996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We get to pick our neuroses these days. What is your brand of crazy?

    • @redfaux74
      @redfaux74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crazy? 😳
      If you're listening to him for 30 seconds you know he's a Liberal hater. The logic is clear. He's being hyper political without being political. No names, just the symptoms. No categories, just the diseases. He gives the cure. You just have to dig a little.
      Very clever and I love it. Nothing but truth!

  • @Doctorj63
    @Doctorj63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sorry to see that James is not looking well.

  • @cathybiller9203
    @cathybiller9203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Acid reflux not fun but never missed work

  • @wynbrown5985
    @wynbrown5985 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh God I'm dying laughing 🤣. He's so right.

  • @alanhumphrey4198
    @alanhumphrey4198 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    RIP FMIA 😢😢😢😢

  • @tinaworley5584
    @tinaworley5584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I most often when I hear Mr. Greg talk about anything , I fi d myself praying to God.

  • @nickstinnett6503
    @nickstinnett6503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🤣😂💯

  • @Shazzadut1
    @Shazzadut1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This guy is hilarious. I love his story about the fat relative… 😂😂😂

  • @bradleytguthrie929
    @bradleytguthrie929 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like his comedy

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Breason
    😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂
    ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @bbrcummins1984
    @bbrcummins1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    👍👍

  • @robertkerby2581
    @robertkerby2581 ปีที่แล้ว

    Laugh Out Loud, Hilariously, Funny!

  • @johnwilkerson2195
    @johnwilkerson2195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmbo!!

  • @teresawilliams2231
    @teresawilliams2231 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Comedian's all are the smartest people in the world.

  • @sheilacape4794
    @sheilacape4794 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's right!!! Research mold symptoms, mostly misdiagnosed!!! Fibromyalgia, lupus, celiac, Crohn's disease, rheumatoid arthritis!!! I'm not lying! Makes one stop and think...

  • @lorimills7847
    @lorimills7847 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m crying laughing 😂😂🤣

  • @peggybachler5952
    @peggybachler5952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amen!!! 😂

  • @AngryRantsAndStuff
    @AngryRantsAndStuff ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂

  • @margricks
    @margricks ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious!

  • @jellybelly7629
    @jellybelly7629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @mamapoppins7422
    @mamapoppins7422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🙋😁😌😂😂😂😂

  • @chuckg2016
    @chuckg2016 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So true!!!

  • @detective___mcnulty
    @detective___mcnulty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Name of song at the end of video?

  • @WilliamRichards-tm1jm
    @WilliamRichards-tm1jm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So very funny...

  • @wpeale71341
    @wpeale71341 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I don't know why my feet hurt me so?" Maybe its because the landing gear are too small for that sized aircraft?

  • @davidweaver9373
    @davidweaver9373 ปีที่แล้ว

    James Gregory is so very funny

  • @hasletjoe5984
    @hasletjoe5984 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like his style. I have one of those alphabet issues. It is referred to as OLD, no known cure to date.

  • @yvettemaldonado3725
    @yvettemaldonado3725 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @markjolyn94
    @markjolyn94 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The one who looks like a euclid tire

  • @barowt
    @barowt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only watch this if you want to hear four minutes of laughing off and on.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jazzyred8759
    @jazzyred8759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😆😆😆

  • @michaelrief4424
    @michaelrief4424 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All my relatives have that obesity disease. They’re all constantly on a Diet and it just gives them a good excuse for eating More since they are on a Diet. I got a kick out of one who who was bragging about loosing 27 pounds. My first thought was Where did you loose it. Did her ears shrink?

  • @kingda117
    @kingda117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Most things your size....... need water for locomotion.

  • @williamturns341
    @williamturns341 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr Gregory is a very funny, insightful philosopher. He has surely taken up where Mr Carlin left off.

  • @bozhijak
    @bozhijak ปีที่แล้ว

    Talk about the endless string of commercials to "ask your doctor" dreak

  • @larrybrooks5341
    @larrybrooks5341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤠🤓💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @SugaBee
    @SugaBee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ED😅

  • @justnotg00d
    @justnotg00d ปีที่แล้ว

    Disease, then disorder and on and on.

  • @christiandelorde5887
    @christiandelorde5887 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still a very funny man

  • @lavenabaxter6504
    @lavenabaxter6504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everything these days is a desease!! Too funny, love it!!!

  • @ernestburksiii3304
    @ernestburksiii3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a doctor use the word obese

  • @ExiledPiasa
    @ExiledPiasa 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damn… James caught the o l d disease. Hear that’s terminal.

  • @SuperKirezi
    @SuperKirezi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this again and still wondering; what the heck is ED? 😁

    • @coreyclendinning801
      @coreyclendinning801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're joking right?

    • @abcisneros91
      @abcisneros91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erectile dysfunction

    • @SuperKirezi
      @SuperKirezi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abcisneros91 Oh yeah, now I get it! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @redfaux74
      @redfaux74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @thankyougod669
      @thankyougod669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ED can be the one Arielle wrote, but it can also be Eating Disorder.

  • @billgateskilledmyuncle23
    @billgateskilledmyuncle23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've got FAT, it's a condition where I consume too much sugar and carbs.

  • @bm421
    @bm421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man he’s thinned out