25 great Crocodile Dundee quotes

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  • 25 great Crocodile Dundee quotes (1984-1986)

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  • @bwalbridge
    @bwalbridge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    You forgot the best line of all...”that croc was going to eat me alive”. “I wouldn’t hold that against him, same thought crossed my mind once or twice!”

    • @Jpgundarun
      @Jpgundarun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ha Ha. That would go over a lot of peoples heads.

    • @michaeljames4904
      @michaeljames4904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ditto

    • @aamir122a
      @aamir122a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well Said, This was the movies which bought me to Australia.

    • @coleparker
      @coleparker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Should have added that one as well.

    • @garyponder9494
      @garyponder9494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8

  • @chriskneale8394
    @chriskneale8394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    This is one of those films your dad would record on to video and be able to watch it anytime. Stop recording when the adverts come on the carry on when the film starts. Ah the good old days

    • @bongo874able
      @bongo874able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chris Kneale
      What year were you born ?
      1980 - 82, around then cos my dad did the same thing 🙂

    • @markburden6909
      @markburden6909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And mine. I was born 81

    • @markkunissinen
      @markkunissinen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup. Nailed it.

    • @markwork5062
      @markwork5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking eh

    • @progressforamerica6883
      @progressforamerica6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine did also. 82.

  • @WDWDAVE0
    @WDWDAVE0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    "Thats not a knife" got to be one of the best movie quotes ever.

    • @josephcarl4167
      @josephcarl4167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ever in the history of history it's right up there with "You're gonna need a bigger boat " and "I am your father" these are the greatest lines in cinema history.

    • @michaelsternberg7320
      @michaelsternberg7320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My favorite quote right up there with (what are your chances) better than average

    • @fernandopierpaoli5562
      @fernandopierpaoli5562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      " Do you feel lucky, punk ? ". and " Go on...make my day ".

    • @SGBoffice
      @SGBoffice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      " That's not a knife, this is a knife " That was the " real " quote in the previous pre Mandela Effect universe.

    • @yorkyleefairbank
      @yorkyleefairbank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thing is it was actually a knife

  • @Gothchick493
    @Gothchick493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "It's ok he's Australian"
    "Maybe I'd better go there someday"
    lmao, cracks me up everytime

    • @luminatrixfanfiction
      @luminatrixfanfiction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lol ....back when cancel culture didn't exist. Good times.

    • @JH-ck1nr
      @JH-ck1nr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best scene of all, so very funny.

    • @larzkruber822
      @larzkruber822 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@luminatrixfanfictionWe just act like they arn´t just p*rv*rts

  • @hoorootv7266
    @hoorootv7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "Is it dead?" "Well if it isn't, I'm going to have a hell of a job skining the bastard"

  • @haroldkane9714
    @haroldkane9714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Mick's chuckle to himself when sue says he's got a knife is priceless

  • @tommiejonsson8952
    @tommiejonsson8952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "If Mick wants his clothes back, he can climb down there and get them his bloody self."

    • @bcampbell4880
      @bcampbell4880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "That's.... not Mick?" when I was little and watched this I always thought Mick was a magician because he somehow changed into the bad guy's clothes after getting shot. It never occured to me they switched before and that sue shot him thinking he was the captor

    • @hughwilloughby8590
      @hughwilloughby8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The dawning realisation of that sentence is artistry.

  • @FlapsGomez
    @FlapsGomez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    They left out the best one " nah mate needs garlic"

    • @solomondemeter7632
      @solomondemeter7632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "What did he say?" "He wants to know if we can eat these men" *winks*

    • @mathewdeering
      @mathewdeering 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great cameo by Ernie Dingo.

    • @PeaceIsYeshua
      @PeaceIsYeshua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Classic line with my family!

    • @whippyboy6272
      @whippyboy6272 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That one wasn't mick

  • @biagiocozza8875
    @biagiocozza8875 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    These two movies have a very special place in my heart. The first one came out when I was ten, amd second came out when I was thirteen. Absolutely love Crocodile Dundee. The first two were awesome movies.

  • @larsgutsein3910
    @larsgutsein3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.

  • @sternchenstinker5154
    @sternchenstinker5154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Just kids having fun. Are you alright?" "I'm always alright when I'm with you, Dundee."

  • @jamesmchugo9422
    @jamesmchugo9422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    How can you not have the scene were Sue gets attacked by the crocodile, and she says, “That croc was going to eat me” and Dundee replies, “I wouldn’t ahold that against him, same thought crossed my mind once or twice” that and “That’s not a knife… now this is a knife” two of the best quotes in all the movies.

  • @johnshields9110
    @johnshields9110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    These films and quotes never get old. The first Crocodile Dundee was the last movie my ancient Mother ever watched. She had been ill but was still full of spunk and I thought she'd get all the humor and growing romance. She chuckled and smiled the whole way through and was not the least bit thrown that Dundee packed a big knife around with him.

  • @jimcox8148
    @jimcox8148 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I always felt the best quote in Crocodile II was by Charlie. After telling Diamond "no mate, we only hold them" he tells Sue " He wants to know if we can eat these men."

    • @rickau
      @rickau ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Such an epic troll by Charlie

    • @jmason2838
      @jmason2838 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @smirnoffmember10
    @smirnoffmember10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    "Thats not a knife, thats a knife"

    • @-a-8423
      @-a-8423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "this is also a knife"

    • @embe1
      @embe1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Noyf

    • @RAIZU18
      @RAIZU18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thauts nut'a knouiifff, THATS AU KNOOOIIIFF

    • @tonytafoya6217
      @tonytafoya6217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ... Might be a knife, but it sure as hell ain't a Gun!
      Not anymore!
      Not if you're Australian! Mate!
      Sooner or later, Moronica
      AKA... AMERICA.... IS NEXT! MATE!

    • @PlacidSine
      @PlacidSine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      smirnoffmember10 go fuck yourself stupid quoter

  • @enigmathegrayman2953
    @enigmathegrayman2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    5:35
    “Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.”

    • @JM-db8ez
      @JM-db8ez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @No Thanks Wow man--way to screw up a cool line with your dipshit politics. Piss off dumbass.

    • @patrickkkpakerr6442
      @patrickkkpakerr6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JM-db8ez The truth always does that , like the assumption the rocks have been there for " 600 million years " .

    • @sigheyeroll
      @sigheyeroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@patrickkkpakerr6442 @No Thanks Yeah, nah you two racist dickheads can fuck off.

    • @bigmanbarry2299
      @bigmanbarry2299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@patrickkkpakerr6442 been there for more than a couple thousand, thats for sure

    • @patrickkkpakerr6442
      @patrickkkpakerr6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sigheyeroll Like I said , the truth hurts .

  • @brianmeynell9125
    @brianmeynell9125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When he jumped onto the Giant Crocodile, plunged his "KNIFE" through its brain........and the girl asks, "is he dead Mick"? ....and he replies...."Well if it isn't, I'm going to have a Hell of a Job skinnin' the Bastard"

  • @badwolf7367
    @badwolf7367 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Loved these Crocodile Dundee movies, and Paul Hogan's speech at the Academy Awards (the only one I watched in over 40 years).

    • @feliscorax
      @feliscorax ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brilliant speech that. These films, too. Also, I like his accent: it’s an old school Australian accent. You don’t really get them like that anymore.

  • @bobkonradi1027
    @bobkonradi1027 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    No matter how many memorable quotes Dundee ever uttered, or will ever utter, the "that's not a knife... this is a knife" will always be at the top of the list.

  • @sunshine_water5139
    @sunshine_water5139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "That's a knife" will live forever.

  • @yingle6027
    @yingle6027 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    There's probably no one cooler than Mick Dundee in the 80's

    • @TheConspiredOne
      @TheConspiredOne ปีที่แล้ว +5

      funny to think they just found him working on a bridge and liked his humor and that is how he got famous.

  • @noone4479
    @noone4479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My two favorite scenes were he's looking down at his watch then she comes and asks what time it is and he looks up at the sun and says the time. The other is when he is shaving with a razor and when she walked by he swapped to his knife.

  • @simonmorris4226
    @simonmorris4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Missed the best one when he arranges to meet Wal at a creek on Wednesday and then somewhat plaintively asks Wal what day it is today. Didn’t know what day it was and didn’t care. Lucky bastard!

    • @PeaceIsYeshua
      @PeaceIsYeshua 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon Morris Yes!! “What’s today Walt?” “Mondaaay... doesn’t know... doesn’t care.” 🤣

    • @simonmorris4226
      @simonmorris4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PeaceIsYeshua lucky bastard!

    • @EarlJohn61
      @EarlJohn61 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't too fussed about the year either.

  • @uzomad
    @uzomad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “What are the odds of you leaving here with that jacket?”
    (Knifes his hair from across the room.)
    “Pretty high I’d say!)

    • @brauliob
      @brauliob 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Props to the punk, he took it pretty well. Shaken, but he didn't run off or piss himself as most people would.

    • @vicsaul5459
      @vicsaul5459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better than Average c;

    • @TheCoolDude33
      @TheCoolDude33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s “ What are your chances of getting outta here with that jacket on? (Knife flys across the room above his head ) Better than average! ( punk says) “ yeah I’ll go along with that ! “ (the other guys laugh)

  • @gameforlifestyle2021
    @gameforlifestyle2021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    6:04 it's okay he's Australian. Woman body ( deep voice) "maybe I should go there someday"

    • @issstari954
      @issstari954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @aamir122a
      @aamir122a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe she should, especially for north Queensland.

    • @maukka1545
      @maukka1545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aamir122a he

    • @kokishogaz6608
      @kokishogaz6608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahahhahaa😄😆😆

    • @MikeyJMJ
      @MikeyJMJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a man

  • @kylewilliams5761
    @kylewilliams5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had this on Pirate Video. That's how old I am. I can remember when things were real good.
    Not only was Paul Hogan a legend but he married one of the most beautiful women of that time.
    What a life.!!!

  • @TheJoeSwanon
    @TheJoeSwanon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    “That’s a Sheila “ Definitely not a scene you could shoot now

    • @gadaboutunited
      @gadaboutunited 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More's the pity

    • @kingkezz9188
      @kingkezz9188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      SJWs and their retarded ideologies xD

    • @grandmyotismon
      @grandmyotismon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gadaboutunited yes because it really is pc at heart. He's been raised outwith most of the world so how is he supposed any better thats the joke. It's harmless as a fly.

    • @DarthTwilight
      @DarthTwilight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah. All of these "woke", liberal hippies would pounce on you. Of course the die-hard feminists would have to pounce because he made a joke about her being a Sheila. ....Then we have the people that cry "Racist" all. the. time. over ANYTHING a white guy, (or, a black guy who doesn't vote Democrat) says, for the, "That's not a knife..." scene. Such a brainless society we live in: Where opinion somehow equals fact, but only counts if you're a Socialist.

    • @Omertahun
      @Omertahun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DarthTwilight Although this scene is funny, he actually grabbed an other persons testicles with no fuckin reason, not mentioning consent. Thats prison nowadays, you perhaps dont agree with this kind of liberal hippy thing, that sexual misconduct belongs behind bars?

  • @JohnJ469
    @JohnJ469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    There's a part of me that wants to play this movie unexpectedly in a packed theatre today. Just to watch the heads explode.

    • @JH-ck1nr
      @JH-ck1nr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol. When real humour was not sanitised and ruined by !!

    • @patriciajrs46
      @patriciajrs46 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When real humor wasn't ruined by the Dem listening police!

  • @ericdavies1879
    @ericdavies1879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    0:51-0:53 the first thing he grabs is his hat

    • @LCO344
      @LCO344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      PRIORITIES M8

    • @nicksteffine5069
      @nicksteffine5069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah because a man will never want to live with his hat

    • @maniacmanson2652
      @maniacmanson2652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      2 things you gotta have if you're going to die. Your boots and your hat

    • @zhangliubao
      @zhangliubao 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      fall with style

  • @subarunatsuki4145
    @subarunatsuki4145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    0:48
    Dude: "And he betray me"
    Dundee: "He?" *Nearly falling down**

    • @ironcladnomad5639
      @ironcladnomad5639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you watch when he first falls, his #1 priority is to make sure he doesn't lose his hat.

  • @andreaspooky6183
    @andreaspooky6183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Pump the brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure."
    Sgt. Lincoln Osiris

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Michael J Crocodile Dundee was the only roll model I ever had😳I have kids of my own now and people tell me I'm the best dad ever😁

  • @appletree8441
    @appletree8441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    This movie is sooi non PC..great movie

    • @veaccara
      @veaccara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The good ol' times

    • @benlee2765
      @benlee2765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thats why they dont show it anymore, like hot shots and airplane. Scared of offending the snowflakes.

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      PC didn't even exist in the 80's it was a fucking awesome time to be alive

    • @markkunissinen
      @markkunissinen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@GeneralG1810 Neither did social media. Funny that.

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@markkunissinen I find it ironic that it's called "social media" when it makes people anti social

  • @blueberryskyline
    @blueberryskyline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Better than average"... "yeah ill go along with that. Love that movie.

  • @6string42
    @6string42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Can you imagine if they tried to make this movie today with this same script? Good lord the outrage would be visible from space 😂

    • @arcticdon2454
      @arcticdon2454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fuck em if they get upset

    • @brocksampson3405
      @brocksampson3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@arcticdon2454 I've been saying the same thing about so many films and television shows. The world needs to lighten up, develop a sense of humor and they need to stop taking things so seriously and they need to stop being so sensitive about some things that are not a big deal. They need to have some fun and un-tighten the knots in their back and relax. If they can't do that, than they have no soul.

    • @thatguycarmine1
      @thatguycarmine1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I feel like it's only the westerners who seem to get outraged over nothing nowadays, everyone else seems fine.

    • @lovingmontasoccer
      @lovingmontasoccer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thatguycarmine1 That is coming from fFeminism unfortunately!

    • @leighsaunderson9203
      @leighsaunderson9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And yet it's such a damn good feel good film ! 1st film I 'snuck' into underage !

  • @solracer66
    @solracer66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My favorite quote is Q: "Do you raise cattle", A: "No buffalo mostly", Q: "Oh, do you breed them?", A: "No I toss them". Only if you understand what the word "toss" means in Australia would you find this funny, I burst out laughing in the theater... :D

    • @potassiumdroid8390
      @potassiumdroid8390 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i think the word "toss" means the same thing in australia and UK

  • @prltqdf9
    @prltqdf9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Dundee 1 and 2 are perfect movies. I've seen them countless of times.

    • @Elchupanibres
      @Elchupanibres 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Word, the third one sadly not so much :(

    • @Shadowstrom
      @Shadowstrom ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Elchupanibres we do not speak of that ... "thing"

  • @ItsYaBoiV
    @ItsYaBoiV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I remember these movies quite fondly.

  • @garysmith7392
    @garysmith7392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I've always loved these two movies. This video makes me wanna see them again, it's been a while. I've always thought the subway scene at the end of the first one is one of the all time great scenes in movies.

    • @dartanion0075
      @dartanion0075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah,for sure

    • @EarlJohn61
      @EarlJohn61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Romance at social distance ranges...

    • @duanerutherford9033
      @duanerutherford9033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, very touching, and with the building music, inspiring as well

    • @jamesfisher5233
      @jamesfisher5233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s 3

    • @tazmanianchic9425
      @tazmanianchic9425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can see this is a Yr old comment but if anyone does watch again, find it where you can stream the original. The ones now have about a quarter of the (best & funniest) content taken out, due to it being deemed racist, sexist & homophobic.
      Every fucker offended at the slightest thing these days... 😔
      Really not worth watching if it comes on TV.
      The 3rd wasn't that good either, it had so much more restrictions put on , with a gap of about 15 years or so, between the first being released. X

  • @Disciple-of-the-Lord.
    @Disciple-of-the-Lord. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My nan recommended that I go see Dundee 1 when it came out at the cinema. Even she loved it, at her age.

  • @CasualCasimir
    @CasualCasimir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The world need more men like Dundee

  • @mrv1271
    @mrv1271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ‘Straight to heaven for Mick Dundee’

    • @indigoranch
      @indigoranch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me and God... we'd be mates.

  • @likkidixx
    @likkidixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I grew up on Crocodile Dundee VHS tapes in the late 80's, as far from Australia or New York you could possibly get

  • @helenturner4506
    @helenturner4506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Just brings back how really funny non PC films were - how I miss them!

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Don homer wishful thinking, man....

    • @DarthTwilight
      @DarthTwilight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, goodness, me, too. I hate this social "justice" culture.

    • @davidareeves
      @davidareeves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Their loss, the PC people will never know what they're missing out on. It's already too late and they all missed the tram

    • @andrewskinner8560
      @andrewskinner8560 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I know. I love the non P.C movies. Just that they are really funny

  • @Daiska_Plays
    @Daiska_Plays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That's not a knife is most iconic, but the "wakey-wakey" I remember as being inserted as a regularly used phrase back then, and still hear it today. It's subtle, and not much of a quote, but I think this movie made it common.

  • @TheNighthawke502
    @TheNighthawke502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My Dad's favourite line: "Nah mate, we can't eat 'em." LOL.

  • @vp5
    @vp5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    A truly truly beautiful pair of films. I absolutely love both of them and the music by Peter best.

    • @PeaceIsYeshua
      @PeaceIsYeshua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      vp5, yes!!!!! The best music!!! I used to listen to it every morning before my college classes. Always started my day off on a happy note! 😊

  • @sebastianlodge7549
    @sebastianlodge7549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Good old Paul Hogan.
    A southerner pretending to be a teritorian.
    National treasure, love from the NT.

    • @EarlJohn61
      @EarlJohn61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A bludy East Coaster if you don't mind.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​He's from Lightning Ridge.

  • @nickhaghighi3210
    @nickhaghighi3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    She had to be the hottest woman alive
    In my eyes anyway

    • @pteppig
      @pteppig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The guy lady in the bar ?

    • @sarahhaugh7922
      @sarahhaugh7922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, and they didn't last long! After the movie aura wore off, they found they had nothing in common! Goodbye, mate!

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pteppig LMFAO gona need some aloe vera for that burn XD

    • @projectamericas8470
      @projectamericas8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vane Fal ok boomer

    • @Pfirtzer
      @Pfirtzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Vane Fal His wife looked like aheepdog an ugly one, if I could have Linda I would leave the wife too if she looked like Mrs Dundee

  • @jeffharbaugh8683
    @jeffharbaugh8683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Missed where she was almost bit by the crocodile, he said "I thought about doing it myself!"

  • @stephenbailey6709
    @stephenbailey6709 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Got to be one of the best most underrated films ever

  • @MikeOrkid
    @MikeOrkid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just the score invokes so many feels.

  • @jamesstuart3346
    @jamesstuart3346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Croc series was the greatest tourist advertising campaign ever

  • @rojovo74
    @rojovo74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Another great scene is when Erskine's brother encounters Nugget
    "You:shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer mate."
    "Nah...I don't need a gun... I've got a donk."
    (Laughs)..."You've got a what?"
    Donk comes up from behind, spins him around and exclaims...DONK! before clocking him. The look on the guy's face just before he gets slugged is priceless.

    • @markleafs
      @markleafs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That footy jumper Donk wore should be re-released

  • @GoseSebastian
    @GoseSebastian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    0:51 first thing you do when you're about to fall of a building, GRAB YOUR HAT!

  • @BoshyG
    @BoshyG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I asked when I was born and he said summertime 😂😂😂😂 kills me

  • @tomanycooks
    @tomanycooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    makes me proud to be Aussie.
    and the one about the fleas was deep

  • @Celluloidwatcher
    @Celluloidwatcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite line? "That's not a knife. This is a knife." One day, I'll order a DVD version of this movie from somewhere. A true collector's item.😀

  • @edward6sheridan967
    @edward6sheridan967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    This makes me proud to be an Australian

    • @Trent5281
      @Trent5281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But you live in Slough....;P

    • @simonmorris4226
      @simonmorris4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That and the sacrifices you guys made in both world wars!🇬🇧

    • @RuiLuz
      @RuiLuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every Australian is one of me mates, carry one mate, you guys rock.

    • @SophisticatedDogCat
      @SophisticatedDogCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Australians represented in this film are not the same liberal/hipster Australians you have today.

    • @aspenrebel
      @aspenrebel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that's one thing.

  • @cliffcorson4000
    @cliffcorson4000 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Loved the reaction the guy gave after the knife parted his hair
    And how he tried playing it off

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 ปีที่แล้ว

      The actor became a religious brother.

    • @jmason2838
      @jmason2838 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤠🗡👀🔪🙄🤯😬😳😵‍💫🥹🥹🥴😆😆😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
      💪🤳🤠🗿👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✊️❤️😎

  • @Kelly14UK
    @Kelly14UK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Got to say. Aussies have maybe the coolest accent in the English speaking world. Glasgow, Scotland.

    • @quantumskywalker6888
      @quantumskywalker6888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Portuguese here.
      Aussie is fun, Scottish is poetry.

    • @thorgardhaugen2193
      @thorgardhaugen2193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kiwi accent is great too

    • @Alex2011410136
      @Alex2011410136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cool yes... But nothing is more memorable than a very thick Glaswegian accent though...

    • @karatefightfitnessdrills5430
      @karatefightfitnessdrills5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Filipino accent is dang straight no left turn or right turn. Like reading a verdict when you're about to be convicted. 🤣🤣

    • @jamesmorgan4121
      @jamesmorgan4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How can I ague with that. Howzit hanging mate. Perth Australia.

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Easy to forget what an entertaining film this is even now.

    • @Elchupanibres
      @Elchupanibres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cuz its quality thats why

  • @michaelwallbrown3726
    @michaelwallbrown3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sue that croc "was gonna eat me " Mick " i wouldn't hold that against him"

  • @siliconvalley577
    @siliconvalley577 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    „Two beers, mate! One for me, one for me mate!“

  • @aamir122a
    @aamir122a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    My favorite quote " That's not a knife this is a knife"

    • @markgc1316
      @markgc1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah? What film's that from then?

  • @jamezrobertz8638
    @jamezrobertz8638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can we all just appreciate Linda Kozlowski.

  • @bronzemen34
    @bronzemen34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Truly one of the best Australian films ever........🔥❤️

    • @shaunbarnett2972
      @shaunbarnett2972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Crocodile Hunter was a much better, and much funnier movie, and starred Steve Irwin, who was the real deal when it came to crocodile hunting.

  • @colmdurkin7915
    @colmdurkin7915 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Flat out like a lizard drinking, gets me every time 😅😅😅

  • @robertoleary5470
    @robertoleary5470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Now that’s a knife!

  • @georgerizo9285
    @georgerizo9285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I going to walk about and have a beer or two with Whaley” Respect to crocodile Dundee and my Aussie Mates.

  • @j-wizzhathorn674
    @j-wizzhathorn674 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:48 This is the reason most people seen this movie. It is the MOST memorable scene.

  • @paddyd8936
    @paddyd8936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ‘That’s not a knife , that’s a spoon’ , ‘ I see you’ve play knifey spooney before’

  • @danieljones317
    @danieljones317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Is he still alive?"
    "If he is, he has a terrific headache."

  • @jamesmorgan4121
    @jamesmorgan4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why is it that there are so many great Aussie sayings in this movie like "blowin the froth off a few" and Americans only remember "throw another shrimp on the barbie" No Australian has ever thrown a shrimp on a barbie. We eat Prawns.

    • @PaulLemars01
      @PaulLemars01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Throw another shrimp on the barbie" was not in the movie. It was in the Australian Tourism Board commercials that were produced to get the USA to visit Australia and they were the finest tourism commercials ever. The reason that 'shrimp' was used was that Americans didn't know what a 'prawn' was. Paul Hogan got to make the Dundee movies because of the commercials.

  • @miszczu85
    @miszczu85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like the way he took out the knife and destroyed Majkel Jackson's jacket 😀

  • @DavidLopez-br3yn
    @DavidLopez-br3yn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw this movie with my dad more than 20 years ago :)

  • @ShuckleLord
    @ShuckleLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I watched these movies over and over as a kid. Had them on vhs

  • @russmartin9549
    @russmartin9549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Theeeere's me little Italian mate Dannny!" LMFAO

  • @fergusmackay5664
    @fergusmackay5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    " up north in the never never where the land is harsh and bear there was one a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee who could dance like Fred Astaire"

  • @baronbattles4681
    @baronbattles4681 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When looking at a Picasso, saying, “I’m a drinking man myself, but I don’t think I’ve ever been that wasted.”

  • @jean-erictateia3273
    @jean-erictateia3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What a movie! What a great ACTOR he was!

  • @daliborkrajinovic6486
    @daliborkrajinovic6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love love this movie..great movie..much respect from croatia

  • @barryphillips7327
    @barryphillips7327 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of the BEST movies ever!!!! A CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrMallorcaboy
    @MrMallorcaboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    funniest scene is where the guy in .new york is snorting cocaine and mick dundee thinks he has a cold and boils a kettle and empties his cocaine into a bowl, he says put your head in there itll make you feel better

  • @therealjuuha
    @therealjuuha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dundee I & II are two just flat out good movies.

  • @havingfun1968
    @havingfun1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Best SCENE, which I still say A LOT to this very day...
    Sue's Dad: Are you sure you know what you're doing???
    Sue: NO, but it'll come to me! (WELL SAID ABOUT LIFE)

  • @just2coolkk
    @just2coolkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mick Dundee is a hero and icon....

  • @wattlebough
    @wattlebough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    **Picks up a hissing three metre King Brown snake** “You see, like all God’s creatures they just want the right to roam about the earth and be left in peace.” [CRUNCH] **Breaks the neck of the snake and throws it on the fire**

  • @DaladDeMenifer
    @DaladDeMenifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Genious. Absolutly genious movie's. I hope someday things will be called again, like it should be, but not like it is now.

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Thats not a knoife....thats a knoife”

  • @meganroland5490
    @meganroland5490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:14 is under rated. this is one my favorite scenes

  • @williamewing5509
    @williamewing5509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have got movie DVDS of
    Paul Hogan in
    (a double feature film)
    Crocodile Dundee
    Crocodile Dundee 2
    with Mike Tyson
    (as a guest appearance) in
    Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles
    I am dedicating these movie DVDS to my old school friends who are both sisters as I hope to see them both again very soon to Chris and Hester from Billyxxxxx

  • @bxpress6507
    @bxpress6507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    How about when he was driving on the "right" side of the road!😂"get out of the way dobie!"😁

    • @TheSuigin1
      @TheSuigin1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Got to remember that scene that was really funny

    • @PeaceIsYeshua
      @PeaceIsYeshua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!!! My siblings and I still quote that one! “Get on the rought side of the road ya belligan!” 🤣

    • @modestyblaise3608
      @modestyblaise3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The word was dopey, not dobie. The other word was pelican not belligan.

    • @PeaceIsYeshua
      @PeaceIsYeshua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Modesty Blaise, really? Well, if that’s true, my family has been saying dobie and belligan for years-we’ll stick to those. Dopey and pellican just doesn’t sound right. 😂

    • @PeaceIsYeshua
      @PeaceIsYeshua 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tiers For Fears, words that crack up my family!! 😂😂

  • @OfficialAshArcher
    @OfficialAshArcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bloody hell, forgot how amazing this film was

  • @charlesatty
    @charlesatty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Classic. I have a donk.
    Kangaroo shoots back.
    Omg , my side hurts.

    • @mathewdeering
      @mathewdeering 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's a Donk?
      DONK.

    • @marksolarz3756
      @marksolarz3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad you remember the kangaroo shooting back! That was pure Dundee there! Or Paul!

    • @Elchupanibres
      @Elchupanibres 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marksolarz3756 yea awsome scene and the Donk :D nah dont need guns, i have a donk, and trust me Donk is scary shit :D

  • @mediapark101
    @mediapark101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We're all fleas fighting over the dog we live on. And the dog is about to have a real good scratch and shake.

  • @tdcclan1540
    @tdcclan1540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    1:49 it's what where all here for

  • @hellhound1389
    @hellhound1389 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone that carries a big blade has that scene playing in the back of their mind... I know I do 🤠🗡️

  • @nexhatimeray195
    @nexhatimeray195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The best movie concept and believing in the skill

  • @efrainrodriguez9550
    @efrainrodriguez9550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was a great movie i enjoyed watching.