100 Greatest One-Liners: Before The Kill
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Film List (in order of appearance):
Independence Day (1996)
Predator (1987)
Scarface (1983)
They Live (1988)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Terminator (1984)
Cobra (1986)
Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
Action Jackson (1988)
True Grit (1969)
Stargate (1994)
Friday The 13th (2009)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
The Mummy Returns (2001)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Star Trek (2009)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Air Force One (1997)
Commando (1985)
Die Another Day (2002)
Die Hard (1988)
The Rock (1996)
Leon: The Professional (1994)
The Heat (2013)
300 (2006)
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
GoldenEye (1995)
Moonraker (1979)
Robocop (1987)
Tremors (1990)
Wolverine (2013)
True Lies (1994)
Casper (1995)
Judge Dredd (1995)
The Lion King (1994)
The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Matrix (1999)
The Boondock Saints (1999)
The Dark Knight (2008)
Batman (1989)
Batman Begins (2005)
Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
Death Wish 2 (1982)
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
Stone Cold (1991)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Big Game (2014)
Con Air (1997)
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Dr. No (1962)
The Dead Pool (1988)
Equilibrium (2002)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Jaws (1975)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
RoboCop (1987)
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
Scream (1996)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Star Wars (1977)
Terminator (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
WALL-E (2008)
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
The Princess Bride (1987)
Transformers (2007)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Unforgiven (1992)
Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Blade (1998)
Clear And Present Danger (1994)
I Come In Peace (1990)
X-Men (2000)
Sudden Impact (1983)
Eraser (1996)
Heist (2001)
Highlander (1986)
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
The Condemned (2007)
Child’s Play (1988)
The Rookie (1990)
The Running Man (1987)
The Running Man (1987)
The Running Man (1987)
V For Vendetta (2006)
The Thing (1982)
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
The Karate Kid II (1986)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
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Schwarzenegger had at least 10 more that weren't shown here. He's the king of one liners before the kill.
Stick around
Knock knock.
Gladys Jaclyn soto.posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!
To be...or not to be...EXPLOSION... not to be!! Lol
"Let off some steam, Benett"
Commando (The ultimate one-liner movie)
“Don’t you wanna hear my last words?”
“I just did.”
Scrolling while still listening and the exact fucking timing I saw this.thank you
*Oof*
That one's just legendary.
Savage
Proceeds to shuck a double barrel shotgun
"Long live the king" has to be one of the most iconic lines in movie history. The voice actor who sayed it did an incredible job.
Scar was a cold mf
sayed
i remember hearing it as long rule the king
@@BrianMusic12 NO SWEARING
@oliverbauschatz omg sowwy mommy oowoo please spank my wittuwe butt and caw me a bad bowy
7:37 fun fact: the man in the purple shirt is Phil LaMarr, known for voicing Hermes Conrad on Futurama
And Samurai Jack
@@billysutherland5890 And Kotal Kahn and Geras in Mortal Kombat, and John Stewart in Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, and Static Shock, and Kit Fisto in Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Osmosis Jones in Ozzy & Drix.
Bite my fleshy tissue ass
SAMURAI JACK TOO
"Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me."
thats not funny
@@cve3065 it’s very funny. You just have bad taste.
c v e get roasted
@@allmemesaside9429 **dab**
@@cve3065 live a little man
"We're friends to the end. Remember?"
"This *IS* the end, friend."
Most badass line coming from a little kid.
SO TRUE
Ha!
Ikr
Andy is awesome
Yeah, but you gotta give credit to Daniel Laruso. "Live Or die man?"
Chozen: Die
Daniel: WRONG! honk
6:41
"Welcome to Slavery."
"No thanks, I already have a wife."
fucking wonderful line.
AAH SOMEONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT
Wife bad, amirite fellas?
Its Tarantino
@@ButtonMasherRealYou are right lad!
Army of Darkness- " Good...bad... I'm the guy with the gun..." one of the most classic movie lines ever
“I ain’t that good” is better
Ash. Housewares.
"You know, it's moments like these that remind me of my fathers last words."
"Which were?"
"DON'T SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!"
There's a degree of insanity behind this line that I love so much
Went searching for this comment 🔥🔥🔥
5:25
*_Stone Cold_* ( 1991 )
It's so good.
YES
you can't beat "I'll be back"
NO WAY! HELLO MARTY
what about "Dodge this."
I can
Garbage day
wattup marty
Gladys Jaclyn soto posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!
8:04 This one is my favorite. "Resistance is futile" is the Borg's catchphrase almost, so when Data says it before killing the Queen, that was my favorite part of the movie.
What’s amazing is Arnold wanted to say “I will be back” but James Cameron made him say “I’ll be back.” Arnold thought it was a mistake.
they were both right
“I got 57 goddamn rounds in this 4 round magazine” is truly the best
I can’t believe you have 0 likes
Freaking Gus Johnson was halarious you get a like from me dude XD
Truuuuuu
Gus Johnson fan I see
Lollllll
"Don't you wanna hear my last words?"
"I just did."
In speaking of last words: "On behalf of the planet Earth, Happy 4th of July!"
Niels Lauridsen a
Niels Lauridsen Alien slightly better than predator what are you smoking
nope
That's my favorite one!
"Take a giant step for mankind." Easily one of Moore's best lines as Bond.
"I'm going to give ya to the count of ten. One... two... ten!"
keep the change, you filthy animal
“Welcome to slavery!”
“No thanks, I already have a wife.”
savage
Well, I was reading this, the exact clip was shown with that quote
😔
@@celosia9187 well it was a sign.
OMG I SAW THIS COMMENT AND THE ACTUAL SCENE CAME IN THE VIDEO DUDE
Damn
You forgot the best one:
"Skadoosh."
Oh I love that epic one liner
Kung fu Panda men
Legend
That's the greatest one line before kill ever!
Nice one
"You shall not pass!" and "hasta la vista baby" always gives me goosebumps, every single time!
My favorite before the kill line is when Bryan said “I believe you. But that’s not going to save you,” about halfway through Taken, in the scene where he hooked up the guy who kidnapped his daughter to a light bulb using jumper cables. I also liked when he said “It was personal to me” before shooting a guy in an elevator.
you forgot the most memorable one
"don't try it" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Anakin didn’t die there
AaAaAaAaAaAaH
*D E A T H*
@Caleb Kent Actually Vader was born when Anakin killed Mace Windu
😯☝️
😐✊
*do it*
"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
"Tada!"
Ahhh and it’s gone.
This could be taken one of two ways......
Gladys Jaclyn soto posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!
Procedes to speaking like a sane person
"Let's wind the clocks back a year..., these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? You see a guy like me----"
“Time to face destiny”
“Time to face gravity” is easily my favourite
I remember another one from Batman: The Dark Knight, where Harvey is in the bar, and he was interrogating a guy (forgot his name) and the guy said "I swear I didn't know what they were gonna do to you!" Harvey spins a coin over the table and says "Thats funny, cuz I don't know whats gonna happen to you either." It lands on the scratched side and Harvey shoots him.
Note:
Clint Eastwood and Arnold Schwarzenegger are kings of one liners
Not Eastwood he was cool in the 80’s maybe but now he’s just crazy
@@obiwankenobi4863 I very heavily disagree with what you’re saying
they can do only oneliners
' my mule don't like jokes '
poetry
What about Sylvester stallone
"You are unbearabley naive" "well, i was born yesterday."
10/10
J L goat
Age of Ultron👌
Time?
9:34
Paul Bettany's accent really makes that line
Maybe it's because I have a soft spot for Live and Let Die, but the line "Who's funeral is it?" "Yours." goes so hard.
I love how Montoya was performed. The actor had just lost his own father to cancer, and channelled his rage into his acting.
*"My father's last words: Dont son that gun is loaded!"*
oof
Roballium sometimes I think of my grandpas last words
“Stop shaking the ladder!”
Ameribop this is the funniest comment I’ve seen in a while
Javier Mendoza si hay una historia detras de eso necesito saberla
hahahah
@@saveuslayer mi madre murio por culpa de mi padrastro y me dijo eso
Y aun no lo hice
Well, "I am Iron Man" would now rank on this list.
@Jack Liu yeah for sure, if the list was to ever be updated.
Ok those are the new movies but where
the fuck is
Why So Serious???
@@playboy6548 True, that should certainly be on this list.
Oh, totally.
"You said yourself, bitch...we're the Guardians of the Galaxy"
"I want my father back you son of a bitch." Is one of the best lines in cinematic history. (The princess bride)
The one line they should have added to this video is from Total Recall when Quaid yelled to Benny "SCREW YOU!!!", right before he pushed the hand miner's drill into driver's compartment!😏🤔
“Welcome to slavery”
“No thanks, I already have a wife”
His wife: *angery noises*
He is right though
It’s “Angry,” not “Angery.”
@@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 bro you got a hundred of people that is about to say r/wooosh
@@nabilandrian5824 Isn’t r/woosh just mean that you didn’t get the joke? I get the joke, I was just correcting his spelling.
@@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 yeah it is but I guess the joke has something to do with the spelling of angry as angery? I mean I’m not sure.
0:00 Independence Day (1996)
0:13 Predator (1987)
0:17 Scarface (1983)
0:21 They Live (1988)
0:31 Dirty Harry (1971)
0:42 Terminator (1984)
0:48 Cobra (1986)
0:53 Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
1:00 Action Jackson (1988)
1:03 True Grit (1969)
1:09 Stargate (1994)
1:12 Friday The 13th (2009)
1:14 Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
1:22 The Mummy Returns (2001)
1:28 Team America: World Police (2004)
1:36 Star Trek (2009)
1:43 Evil Dead II (1987)
1:46 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
1:53 Air Force One (1997)
1:57 Commando (1985)
2:06 Die Another Day (2002)
2:11 Die Hard (1988)
2:16 The Rock (1996)
2:34 Leon: The Professional (1994)
2:46 The Heat (2013)
2:56 300 (2006)
3:01 Die Hard 2 (1990)
3:05 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
3:13 GoldenEye (1995)
3:22 Moonraker (1979)
3:26 Robocop (1987)
3:32 Tremors (1990)
3:36 Wolverine (2013)
3:44 True Lies (1994)
3:50 Casper (1995)
4:00 Judge Dredd (1995)
4:06 The Lion King (1994)
4:13 The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
4:19 Wild Wild West (1999)
4:26 The Matrix (1999)-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(I have all 3 lol, can't wait for the next movie)
Edit: Now I have all 4!
4:29 The Boondock Saints (1999)
4:35 The Dark Knight (2008)
4:43 Batman (1989)
4:55 Batman Begins (2005)
5:01 Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
5:04 Death Wish 2 (1982)
5:14 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
5:25 Stone Cold (1991)
5:33 Army Of Darkness (1992)
5:41 The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
5:50 Big Game (2014)
6:06 Con Air (1997)
6:14 Die Hard 2 (1990)
6:22 Dr. No (1962)
6:28 The Dead Pool (1988)
6:36 Equilibrium (2002)
6:41 From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
6:51 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
6:58 Hot Fuzz (2007)
7:14 Jaws (1975)
7:18 Last Action Hero (1993)
7:24 Live And Let Die (1973)
7:31 Pulp Fiction (1994)
7:40 RoboCop (1987)
7:48 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
7:58 Scream (1996)
8:04 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
8:09 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
8:14 Star Wars (1977)
8:22 Terminator (1984)
8:26 Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
8:32 Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
8:38 WALL-E (2008)
8:44 The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
8:53 The Princess Bride (1987)
9:08 Transformers (2007)
9:13 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
9:28 Unforgiven (1992)
9:34 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
9:45 Blade (1998)
9:51 Clear And Present Danger (1994)
9:46 I Come In Peace (1990)
10:04 X-Men (2000)
10:15 Sudden Impact (1983)
10:30 Eraser (1996)
10:36 Heist (2001)
10:44 Highlander (1986)
10:48 Maximum Overdrive (1986)
10:53 Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
11:03 The Condemned (2007)
11:14 Child’s Play (1988)
11:23 The Rookie (1990)
11:33 The Running Man (1987)
11:39 The Running Man (1987)
11:45 The Running Man (1987)
11:52 V For Vendetta (2006)
12:04 The Thing (1982)
12:12 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
12:21 The Karate Kid II (1986)
12:39 Iron Man 3 (2013)
FINALLY DONE hahaha first time I've done this, it takes some patience...
Thanks. ^^
Dude you are a legend thanks
Legend
Fíjen el comentario de este gran hombre
Why this not top comment
"you didn't betray me... You betrayed yourself." 😔
Very entertaining. A couple more to add to the list:
Darth Vader: "Apology accepted."
Detective Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): "Diplomatic immunity revoked."
apology accepted was after he killed him though
@@Stuntcat-vv8cm I realized that after I commented. I was hoping nobody would notice. "And I would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!"
“don’t son, that gun is loaded!” Is both funny and terrifying.
I agree. Do happen to know which movie this is from?
I'd like to know which movie too
@@kathrynmontgomery4525 Found it and seen it! Stone Cold from 1991
5:25 if anyone want to go straight there.
so is "garbage day!"
“I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.And i’m all out of bubblegum.”
Duke Nukem: It’s free real estate
It's time to kick gum and chew ass???
@@sethpelletier9578 and I'm all outta ass
@@trandossian5640
-Dick Kickem
@@trandossian5640 f€£king Dick Kickem
IT’S TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS AND I’M ALL OUT OF ASS
You earned the thumbs up from me. Including the Inigo Montoya line is just one example of the wide-ranging character of this video, and much appreciated by us olds
Yes Josey Wales still my favorite ever . What I love about that line is that Dan George is constantly telling him how to be a better gunfighter like he needs it and saying something cool is one of his tips.
Imagine hearing the last words before you die is ' GARBAGE DAY'
Imagine if it was "Pew Pew b*tch!"
Silent Night Deadly night 2 is known mostly for that scene, but the entire movie is so bad its worth watching just because.
It wouldn't really matter, since all your memories are about to be deleted including the ones from the last few seconds.
@@medexamtoolsdotcom But imagine tho
Imagine if it was "pizza time"
The most powerful one here is without a doubt Inigo's "I want my father back you son of a bitch". It's not just some sarcastic or cheesy one liner, there's raw emotion stored behind that line and it's delivery was flawless.
I love that movie
Agreed. What an incredible movie.
One of my favorite movies ever.I felt him so much in that line
It's not the most powerful one, but I do agree it's a great line. The reason I'm disagreeing with your statement is because the rest of the film is so campy/cheesy that it's hard to take it seriously. I don't really like it that much tbh. It needs a reboot, but only if they'll do it properly.
Edit: I think the most powerful is without a doubt 4:13
@@djpunyer8762 while that is true, the point of the movie was to be cheesy and corny. It was supposed to be a mock of love stories, if I remember correctly
I was REALLY hoping to see Vision's one-liner. Thanks for including it.
There was a good one from Gods of Egypt:
“I spared you once.”
“I won’t make that mistake.”
4:37
The Joker didn’t lie though, he did make the pencil disappear
Nice
How did he do it tho
@@grogu9906 a baby Grogu is, must not he see such things. Master Skywalker, where is?
Went to work, he did. Said something about count doofus , he did.
*
The secret is he hides the pencil in a little thing called the eyeball. The trick can hinder eyesight long term but I think he’s just faking the whole dead thing.
"My father's last words: Don't son, that gun is loaded!"
Dammmnnn
Your father's last words should have been "Don't son that comment is copied"
Damn
What movie is that?
Cyrus Yeo Zhi Jie lol
@@cyrusyeozhijie3372 Stone Cold, 1991.
5:23
After all this years... no one is giving credit to They Live and Evil Dead. Easily one of the best one-liners I've ever seen.
I thoroughly enjoyed all 12:56 of this video. Well done sir!
"Long live the king"
That one hits hard man, Hard.
Ikr
Mufasa 😥
The most devastating scene in cinematic history
That one Donnie has been yelling since he got fired off the APPRENTICE and he is STILL YELLING. Oh yeah that McConnell guy is his main cheerleader. POLITICS SUCKS just look at the players
I skip that scene when i was a kid, it broke my heart.
7:18
“No sequel for you”
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
King of the “One-Liners”
One of the most underrated movies. It would do much better if released now instead of 93.
The forth wall cracks
@@Dat-Doomba breacks
Number 43.
4 3 C H A R S
Can’t be a top 100 without Clint Eastwood
"You shall not pass" takes the cake for me
Don't wanna hear my last words?
I just did.
Genius.
When did that happen
10:37
Whats the Name of the Movie again?
It was badass
But it was Danny di veto dying so that made it not quite as great
Akram Gimmini I believe it’s called heist
"How many men does it take to deliver a message?"
"One" *arrow shot *
So nuanced and chilling for a Disney movie
Sadly it wasn't included
That’s why Mulan is one of my favorite Disney movies ever
@@theatticaddict I like how the 2 ladies are like.
Lady: so the both of y'all are engaged now
Guy: what !?!
Lady2: well u just gave me a ring motherf-
Same guy: oh sh-
Me: *walks away like nothing happened*
It’s arrows not men.
@@KhanMann66in the scene tho, it showed two men running, then the guy shot and arrow to kill one
I keep coming back to this video..
I love how a majority of these are spoken by either Clint Eastwood or Arnold Schwarzenegger. 😂😂
"One Liners Before the Kill"
Batman: I won't kill you
But I don’t have to save you
Technically he didn’t kill him so he was correct
@@toddgurney1870 Technically there wasn't a kill either
But your hospital bills will
"Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me!"
Arnold literally pins someone to a wall with a machete: “stick around”
Predator, I believe.
Or from Commando after he impales the bad guy with a pipe:
"Blow off some steam, Bennet!"
@@formdusktilldeath commando was so good. Predator will always be my favorite movie
Both are in his videos for "after the kill"
@@formdusktilldeath yes, it was from predator
Arnold pins someone to a wall with a machete and the camera zooms in to a close up: “stick around”
Sayanara.
One of my favorite scenes from Wolverine. So much context and meaning packed into that word.
So many good one-liners sold little time nicely done especially when you have a topic such as Terminator and the running man and various other ones well done indeed.👍👍
"Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
@@jakewilferd6093 oh he did? i never actually watched the movie princess bride xD
@@jakewilferd6093 thanks for explaining because now i get it so thank you bro
Why it's remind me of Dean Winchester
Iñigo.
I fu**ing love princess bride. I’m surprised other people watch it. The first time i watched was when i was about 3 or 4. I’m turning 14 this year so it’s been a while since i first watched it.
"But remember? We're friends to the end!"
"This IS the end, friend."
That kid is going places
Aldin Arifovski curse of chucky after credits
DoubleOK ikr
DoubleOK ssssssssavage
0:58 It’s hard to notice (I only just noticed a minute ago) but his blood fly’s away.
Way too many one-liners to pick from. Great video. 😁
Tony Todd getting launched out of a window from a rocket by Nicholas cage calling him “rocket man” is the best thing in existence.
@@dumbass3651 ben vs ghost rider
Ghost Rider Vs. The Fallen
“Die” in face off is up there
@@aleksandarvil5718 More like Ghost Rider vs. Candyman
"Say hallo to my lil friend"
You don't have any friends.
David Camperchioli Savage
My Name Is Jeff name jeff
Hello
RobSter Vlogs THIS IS SPARTA
“ I’ve come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubblegum” is my fav 80s line from they live
no way they had Team America on here
7:18 “No sequel for you” is one of the best lines because of how plainly he says it, and also the fact that he points to the villain not surviving to see the next movie
This dialogue reminds me detective carter from bloopers of rush hour 2
"Damn, he ain't gonna be in rush hour 3" 😂
With context, when he says that line he's breathing heavy because he's just been shot in the chest, and is essentially using all his strength to kill him.
"Do we take prisoners?"
"I don't"
- Hevy, Star Wars TCW
I love that episode. I'm sad Heavy died, though
Saddest and most heroic death. Along with 99
@@fabianschulz4195 and fives
That one was what I was about to point out as well, actually better than most others
Another reason tcw is one of the best Star Wars media
Awesome job, Thanks!
Amazing list, Arnie is still king of the one liners. 👍🏻
"Who are you?"
"Im Batman"
-Deadpool
Ya but that wasn't before the kill, but still love it!
XD
"Time to face destiny"
"Time to face gravity"
Haha that one is my favorite!
Throws him into a fucking jet engine
pierce brosnan too, ive always liked all his one liners
This scene was rather silly looking. Imagine a big time villain that you can easily kill with a very conspicuous easy to reach kill switch on the outside of his suit. How did someone with a working brain design a suit like that? 😆
@@sergs1963 ur right
Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True. Read the Bible and do what it says. It's more important than you know,
I think they should have included the one from tomorrow never dies (james bond) “I’m just a professional doing a job”. “Me too” **kill**
These are crazy; how Sly says "You're a disease.. and I'm the cure." so coldly is so fascinating. They're ALL so fascinating!
9:58 "I come in peace" "And you go in Pieces" best line in film history ever Dolpg Lundgren.
What is the next movie after that scene?
@@jcharmaine1 Marvel, Halle Berry something like that
@@stevenbayron5645 x men?
What movie is that
@@puff417 Dark Angel (1990)
11:14 "We're friends 'til the end, remember?"
"This is the end, friend"
CLEVER...
Alltron:your unbearably naive
Vision:well i was born yesterday
he should've said:
"we're friends 'til the end, remember?"
"I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS!"
*chucky burns and screams*
@@tripy1.399 HAH GOTEM
That Line was written perfectly.. Andy!!
Yup
"Garbage day!" Has always cracked me up for some reason 😂
Aliens: "GET AWAY FROM HER. YOU B***H". This is still one of the best compilations around. Thank you
I'm not sure that would count as a one liner, because it doesn't happen right before a kill. Hicks' "Eat This!" is great though.
'I'm gonna make this pencil disappear' * slams head on pencil * 'tada!!!'
He could not have died from that 😂
The brain is right behind your eyeballs. Special forces are trained that if hand to hand combat gets that close and personal, you can shove your index and ring fingers into the eyeball to kill a man almost instantly. They practice by shoving the fingers into an orange and wiggling them inside. Sometimes men throw up while imagining the real thing.
My cousin was in the military........he made me practice the same thing for self defense from bullies when I was 10 years old. I thought it was kinda cool.
with your arm??
quosmo1 no,honestly,what do you learn from that?
" I can make this pencil disappear"
Guy walks up
Joker pushes head into pencil
" Ta Da"
sorry but that's too awesome to put in this video
DUDE I LOVE THAT
Shu up bitch
omega red lol who plugged your ass bro
He made his pencil disappear in Brokeback Mountain
“The street always wins”
Definetly one of the lines of fast and furious history.
12:13 i use this one a lot because when i tell you i'm southern i mean it.
Schwarzenegger is also really good at post-mortem one liners. Like when asked what happened to the guys that were told "you've been erased", he said "they caught a train". Or when asked what happened to the guy who got the "remember I promised to kill you last? I lied", he said "I let him go"
100 Greatest One-liners: After the kill
It's the same creator/channel
"Don't wake my friend. He's DEAD tired."
Let off some steam, Bennett
"Here is Sub-zero, now plain Zero"
Some are postmortem, some are antemortem.
My favorite is still "No sequel for you."
4:35 Love how the Joker has the foresight to set up the pencil and brands it as a magic trick when he kills someone with it. I love the way he casually says “ta-da!”
Not the worse way he’s killed somebody
The Joker will ALWAYS the best villain ever!
Not bad but Nicolsonis the best joker
i love the idea that he actually had a cool magic trick to show but just decided to slam a dude’s face into it instead when he approached
“He killed 3 men with a fucking pencil!”
0:17 always gets me, I love how he says "Say hello to my little friend!"
it brings back so much memories
"That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
"Sweetheart, that can be the name of my autobiography."
Tony is the boss
Daniel Mansur Like yourSELF?
"I'm going to make this pencil.. disappear... ta da!!!"
It's so funny because that wasn't a line before a kill-
Still a great line tho
4:35
"Ah.. it's.. ah.. it's gone"
Is it bad that I laughed way to hard at that
That’s one of my favs
Good fun, thanks. I was expecting "you brought two horses too many" from Once upon a time in the west :)
I screamed with happiness when I saw the Leon one, love that film!!!
I love how half of these are Arnie's and Clint Eastwood's. Legends.
Silvester is A legend too bro
GammaINC 11 Times Arnold if I countet Right
Missed a great one--get three coffins ready
@@stevec7770"you scared my mule" "sorry padre, 4 coffins" 🤠
@@stevec7770 haha me 2
“Long Live The King”, that hit different.
@@Rafa-dono Almost Shakespearean....
Add on the fact that "YOU!!! SHALL NOT!! PASS!!!" came in immediately after it.
That movie was fucking amazing
LONG LIVE THE KING
So does "I want my father back you some of a b!tch."
I was hoping for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. DID NOT DISAPPOINT! What a great list. A+++
8:14 translation: “I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time.”
"don't son, that gun is loaded"
Hureji THATS MY FAV ONE
@@enternamehere2031 also didn't it look like Arnold Schwarzenegger got most of the one liners
“Your out of bullets, and you know what that means, your shit out of luck.”
My favorite.
I literally scrolled down on your comment when the scene came
@@kristijan7177 Same, lol.
Yes master yoda
Your sentence structure makes sense. So you are obviously not yoda
Dolph Louw lol
It should’ve had the one in Avatar:
“It’s all over.”
“Nothing’s over while I breathe”
“I kinda hoped you’d say that”
and theres john wick who doesnt say a word just finishes the job like a boss
well he is canadian
He doesn't play around
His words is: yes i canadian
it was just a fookin....(hmmm damnit now hes gonna talk to dat guy for 10minutes and then get stabbed and then get a comeback) just shoots the guy (well thats better)
His script.
Enemy : John
John : *nods*
John kills
Dinner reservation
Cleaning guy: John
John : *nods again*