Ozzy the adorable desk weasel.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Yup, he loves to play. So do I. But before I get to go online and start killing, I'm being camped by this fearless fighter. But then again; his ping is so much lower than mine...
Disclaimer: A weasel is not a pet. They hate being locked up, they're not friendly when hungry. Don't get one. Seriously. Ozzy is a special case rescue baby. Cute, but deadly. ;)
Music: 'Ratatouille's kitchen' by Carmen María and Edu Espinal.
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TH-cam: Here’s a weasel on a desk
Me: Say no more
Polarb_19 S yup lmao pretty much
JAJAJAJAHJAJA
Boom 17 million views!
Scarily accurate.
i don't think you know how the joke works
He moves so fast he looks like a cartoon character
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
Mate he just looks like a weasel
I am weasel!!!
@@javongraham3076 i haven't heard that name ever since i left middle school
Video is sped up
Hand: "slightly moves"
Weasel: "Are you challenging me"
"oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?" and Jotaro line; "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer"
Ho ho then come as close as you like
"So you have choosen Death"
Why are you gay?
@@alesiodeda8079 no u
I'm suddenly acutely aware of my complete lack of a desk weasel.
😄
me too
Looks awesome in a TH-cam video but they're gonna completely demolish your cables in no time, sadly :D
😂
It hurts.
Why is he using the mouse instead of the weasel? Clearly the weasel has a better dpi.
This deserves more likes than it has
I surely agree
Lower lifetime
how can dpi be better?
Максим Верхов What even is DPI? Idk what it affects...
Boss: "Why are you watching TH-cam at work" Me: "sir I think we should invest in desk weasels"
Monthly prgress report
Pruductivity down 90%
Reason desk weasel
This is delicious satire.
@@liiillllliiilllliilllliii9461 Worker: I see no problem here
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn, a fully automatic wireless mouse? technology has taken another step!
Thev Devalcryon I actually am hemorroïds
haha! good one :D
Yeah but did you see the antenna on it? Seems to bulky for me.
Nobody cares, but I was the 1000th like. I don't even care, just posting this comment since why not.
Anonymous User damn right no one cares
A weasel is an essential part of a PC setup.
tips on how to kill your productivity.
1. Get a weasel.
its illegal having weasel
@@GeorgeKarala it is?
@@GeorgeKarala where you from?
@@porcelainabyss in georgia but i just googled
GOOGLE :
illegal to keep as a pet weasel
@@GeorgeKarala Welp, I also googled and this guy has special permissions
TH-cam: "Psst, hey buddy, you wanna see a desk weasel?"
Me: "Boy, do I ever!"
OF COURSE I DO!!!!!
LOL
shut up
bruh i-
😂
😂😂😂
TH-cam: here have this 6 yr old vid of a desk weasel.
Me: ...... I'll take it.
🐿
Same
Same lmao
Lol, very true
Glad to see a person who appreciates true culture in this day and age
Nine years later, still very adorable.
Nine years later, still liking comments 😎
10 here!
Unfortunately he may no longer be around anymore.
Hand: "slightly moves"
Weasel: "Finally, a worthy opponent..."
Our playtime will be legendary
"Skadoosh!" 😂
"Are you approaching me?"
@@andreaanselmo7170 Ozzy: "I can't snuggle the shit out of you without getting closer."
@@aemolle02 r/UnexpectedJoJo
*Lifts finger by 0.1° degrees*
"Finally, a worthy opponent! Our Battle will be Legendary!"
0000000000000.1° = 0.1°
*Lifts finger by 6 minutes*
you mean 0.0000000001 😂
@@crow9782 no?
@@kebeiwjwgseywgw5590 yes it does 😂😂😂
Hand: Moves
Ozzy: *Peace was never an option.*
*bfg division starts playing*
Funny.
*nice pfp*
Casper
Hand: But, Erik, we are friends.
Ozzy: Weasel and proud!!!
Casper LMAOOOOO
Always love when TH-cam brings me back to one of the CUTEST videos ever, I hope you're living your best life Mr. Desk Person!
Only time TH-cam is being not terrible.😂
@@alex.g7317 You can fix that by watching more wholesome videos. TH-cam is not terrible to me. It's an impartial algorithm. You ask, it gives. Be mindful what you search for.
Others losing an online match: "LAG!!"
Him: "weasel!"
bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guy:Bruh you suck
This guy:oh sorry my weasel is being annoying
Guy:Understandable have a nice day
Anyone who's owned a ferret knows of a mid game toe bite.
@@Jojo-sh7xp Other Guy: Nah you can't weasel yourself out of this!
@@malewalrus877 I know that feeling all too well. I had at least 3 of the buggers and they all hated my toes. Especially during a game
Finger: *Moves*
Weasel: So you have chosen death
Force Br no
dogger nation yes
FasToni no
@@Zman0434 yes
Jhonny Julca >:0
youtube: desk weasel
17.4 million people: yes
Yes.
*YES*
Yes.
ohhayitsalice y e s
y e s
32 million views. This is what TH-cam should be all about.
Ozzy: Attack
Fingers move
Ozzy: Shit, retreat, there's 5 of 'em.
attaaaaaack
scarecrow 1000 like
Ink Blue no i am 1000 like
Ink Blue no
Ink Blue i am 1099001 likepø
He looks like hes in fast forward while everything else is in normal speed
Imagine how slowly everything happens from his perspective...
dats because their heartrate is around 500 beats a min son
@@toddhoward5555 thank you for this wise information, senpai howard
@@ma2443 dun mention it foo
@@voiceofexperience like...zoinks...wou
_TH-cam suggestions: gaming, politics, desk weasel_
I'll take the desk weasel
You have chosen wisely. You have gained +5 stamina, +5 will to live, -10 depression.
Agreed! 😂
MetFanMac excellent response!🤙🏼❤️
I'll take politics
@@lucienmaster7194 you know ozzy is kind of a politician himself.
This man is a legend for liking the comments 9 years later
Stolen comment lame lame lame
I wonder if he thinks humans are the slowest animals ever...
Probably
Most definetly
Surely
Yes
Absolutely
Fun fact: this legend really DOES like comments 6 years later.
I’m impressed
Wowee
😂😂
That's because he gets the notifications you idiot...and seeing how popular this video got I'm sure I would do the same
skellyaart Instagram kids with anime profile pics can’t really call people idiots
I'm pretty sure if you played this in reverse you couldn't tell the difference
Michael Clark ii
Michael Clark maybe it is being played in reverse 😱
Michael Clark he would be walking/running backwards
Miniature Gamer j
Oh man, Logitech's G15. What a legendary keyboard
So at the store when they said "here's your mouse and your weasel" did the second part confuse you?
I don't get it, please explain
@@uhhh7517 a computer mouse
@@uhhh7517 he means that the weasel came with the mouse.
@@uhhh7517 .exe has stopped responding
@@viro7906 OHHHH HELOOW ANY NEW STUFF?=￣ω￣=
This man is a legend for liking the comments 6 years later
...my god he did it again...
we will never know the original message
:O now hes a fairy tail :O
Incredible content, I can see why
Didn’t realise this was 6 years old until I saw this comment. Probably rip ozzy
I would never get any work done.
You still don’t, at least you’d have an excuse.
True
Christopher Santiago Even with out him I would still get absolutely no work done lol.
Nope ur KE of ur fingers is transferred as heat and elastic potential energy
@@moonwalker3144 oh yes, we are creating a super weasel.
Got this recommended to me, this is the best thing ever
Day *unknown* of quarantine, the daily activities are now boring, i have resorted to watching my recommended. This video pleases me.
Still waiting for ths local bar to open.
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
None of us searched for this but we’re all grateful.
Yas
Yup
Agreed
Greatful *
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
I'd never get anything done.
id say the same... but i never get anything done either way.
Brad this. me_irl
Burgundy Fonoti ha ha ha ha ha I just died!
should i call the morgue?
Torsk Not sure. It's been three weeks, I think she's rotting by now. Just dig a hole and bury her.
At this very moment, there is nothing I want more than to experience the joy of having a desk weasel.
So cute 🥺
Nobody:
The weasel:⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃
Fav comment
He is trying to activate the Gta tricks
So you have to repeat the motion
Where's our Untitled Weasel Game?
This is harder to remember then the Konami code.
Tiny weasel: Murders finger
27M People: Awwwww
I wonder if these even hurt with those small teeth
My sugar gliders have very small teeth, but when they bite it hurts a decent amount and occasionally draws blood.
His finger probably got a big ouchie
Lol
I cant tell if he is attacking of playing
Cool Pokemon
Wha the fuck *ARE YOU DOING HERE*
Never really liked normal types if I am gonna be honest
@Mercy The Thicc lifeguard
Mercy
I need healing
It's Furret.
Furret used takedown.
I bet he won’t like this comment 9 years later
He did ❤😢
He did ❤😢
Hand: *moves*
Weasel: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-
Not bad
Not bad
Not bad
Yes good
Not bad
I think he’s jealous cause u r playing with a mouse
👍
Aaa the puns. Lel
The level of pun this comment is...
😃
This comment is underrated.
Ozzy’s body: so, which direction do you want to go?
Ozzy’s brain: yes
Marvel Disneyfan ha... Haha
0:41 best example of this lol
@@a_mighty_cookieh3738 Ozzy's body :➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩🔃
I wheezed so hard I scared my rats
Nobody:
Ozzy’s brain inputs: *Terry command*
I have always loved how they move like one of those fuzzy worms that are attached by a string that you play with by wrapping it on a pole or a finger.
Y'all thinking the man still giving likes...y'all dont know that the weasel is in charge of the mouse now after defeating hand. Weasel distributes the likes now
Rickys philosofy of course
He knows to much
Bois get the "eye exam" ready
LOL
sir im going to have to ask you to step out of the car.
Hand: moves
Ozzy: *your free trial of living has ended*
Here, have a reply
Have another
Keegan Harley and another!
Okay fine have one more but your on thin ice buster
Here’s yet another one.
the mouse is chill compared to the weasel
I ser what you did there
It's a trans-mouse
W
T
😂 he is adopted from microsoft
9 years later and it still brings joy
@Jack and Bt Sandwich what? Why?
@Jack and Bt Sandwich suffer
:So what is our attack strategy?
Ozzy: yes
Guerrilla always works best.
The best defense is attack and the best attack is attack
Leeeeeeroooooooooooyyy..........
Dark_64 only thunder cross split attack can be both at once
@@poggers4392 you know i wasn't serious while i was saying that ?
Teacher: Where's your homework Steve.
Steve: I have a Weasel
Yes
Teacher: Ok sounds good you can leave now.
We have a Hulk
@@joemommapuddin3865 weasel wins via cuteness
Steve: and it was too cute
Steve: so i played with it
Steve: and I couldn't finish my homework
Teacher:...
Steve: blame it not me-
No work was done that day.
SeptemberTwentyThird winnnnnn !!!
my friend no joke found a functioning one of those in a dumpster
SeptemberTwentyThird amen brother
Right!!
Oh my gosh!! It’s so tiny and adorable. 🥰🥰🥰 I wonder if the tiny bites hurt or tickle. 😅 Very cute video. ❤️
There's a reason god made him tiny, we'd all be dead.
Big brain
Well im glad im lookin like a snack but i figured it would’ve been in a different sense
Death by cuteness ❤️❤️
God always used in nature, but you dont use God when someone molested somebody or kills somebody in life.
@@debravalreyes2033 True this
this is probably one of the best recommendations youtube has ever gave me
Uncle Sam it’s also the internet and not an essay for english class
Uncle Sam Because that shits annoying asf😂😂 we all get what he was saying so there’s no need to be the grammar police
My new favorite thing on the internet:
*_desk weasel_*
What about the snake named waffle?
Robert Adams
*sausage noodle
I'd prefer
*dank weasel*
Weasel desk
Lmao
Legends say that he still puts likes under the comments.
Lies!
Camera guy: Aww, so cute
Ozzy: DEATH AWAITS THEE, MORTAL!
May the algorithm bring the world peace as it united us here.
Agreed!
665 likes, who's going to get assraped by Satan?
@@daenite2480 no answer . Aw man
🙌🙌🙌
Work day summary:
Productivity: -100%
Morale: +300%
When i see the comment under mine
I wonder if he might like my comment
Anyway
That lil bunch of fluff OS adorable
Who else is being recommended this for no reason but is happy it was anyway
Joshua Yeo yep
Joshua Yeo yes
Joshua Yeo same
Joshua Yeo yeah basically how I got here
Joshua Hooton thats how everyone gets here xD
this man is STILL liking comments, how does he do it
Lmao
Bruh
*m a g i c*
By going to the comments and liking them🤨
@@kel-mu7bv No, there is surely some kind of higher technological force behind it.
I'm not going to spend hundreds of dollars on a desk unless it has every bell and weasel known to man!
Underrated comment
This is quite possibly the best pun I've seen in the internet.
Congratulations.
Ooh. Clever. Very clever.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
… You mean whistle. right?
How about 9 years later?
HE'S STILL HERE HOLY SH*T
@@soundhyper legend
Thats a great rolli boi
D-DAMN right
*It Really is*
❤️
this is by far the best recommended video I've ever had in my 14 years on this platform
14years...
Join data: 2 weeks ago
@@silverek2771 yes indeed a person can have multiple accounts good observation skills
Just go to your other account and add comment there
@@silverek2771and why does he gotta prove anything to you?
@@jeremiahlytle6599 He doesn't have to but can
I don’t know why TH-cam recommended this to me, but I’m not complaining
Same
That recommendation was so random, yet so impossible to ignore O.o
Thanks TH-cam
Same here
Same
He's definitely more fun than a mouse..and he's also wireless....
That face at 0:15
soo kawii
i cant stop laughing XDXD
Mrs.Emily Reedus same
+Jelani Press 1, thank me later
+Jelani I watched that part a solid 10 times cracking up.. I've been having a really bad day and it made me very happy.. glad someone else picked it up
When hes not on the desk, hes in the coffee supply
And when he is in the coffee supply, he is in the mug 🙂
Bruh
“I’d like a refund, my hotdog is attacking me!”
Edit: WHAT THE CRAP, WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES?!?!?! THIS WAS ONLY A WEEK AGO, thanks for the likes but good grief, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment!
Good one!😂😂👍👍👌
R/cursedcomments
How is this cursed?
@@iamthemeguyhere Hang on I'll make it cursed,
"Why is my hotdog crunchy?"
That’s better
This man is a legend for still liking the comments after 10 years😂
The legends say the man is still liking these very comments In here.
Seeing how popular this video is I'm sure all of us would of done the same ...
Edit: knowing you little unfunny kids if you're interest I draw little unclothed ANIMEE girls on my IG if you need a reason to plant your seeds somewhere let it be my drawings, give them purpose for once
Legend
@@livetochange974 omg XD
Anime character exists:
skellyaart:execute order 34
skellyaart Instagram and btw isn’t it a bit weird knowing that people have probably touched themselves with your drawing.
I keep forgetting how tiny these creatures are.
A stoat is very similar looking but a size bigger.
MrStickman1997 And yet they are fierce predators.
yeah, but they can easily kill most things. i've seen goose skeletons in my yard, with tiny teethmarks on their bones.
MrStickman1997 yeah when I think weasel I think about ad big as a ferret
but this one is tiny, silky, and ten times more adorable
MrStickman1997 is it fully grown?
Dude, there's something wrong with your mouse
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😆😂
lol! Bowie reference.
Robert King I don't get the reference
thats not a mouse...
thats a dog, clearly.
btw what breed?
that's not a mouse...
*pulls up a dog*
now THIS is a mouse.
He protecc
He attak
Most importantly he keep comin back!
Finger: Moves
Ozzy: How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man?!
Edit: Holy crap how did something this dumb get so many likes-
I remember that from something🤔
I .T spongebob
@@cosmokramer1261 oh yeah, 😂that's right
Best meme ever lmao
Naruto
Imagine everyone having a desk weasel - a weasel that just happens to live on your desk and nowhere else but your desk.That's a world I want to live in.
I would get nothing productive done ever... This would be too adorable every time!
Yeah, it’ll watch us wank
I would sell my 4 monitors for that
okay ill take that bargain
Guy: Puts his fingers on the mouse
Weasel: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
Finger: *exists*
Weasel: ASSAULT! ASSAULT!
Σταυρος Κουλαρας beat me to it
That's not a mouse dude it's a weasel
@@OnlyMagoran bruh
@@OnlyMagorando you literally not know what a computer mouse is
That is the most adorable video I've ever seen. I'm not sure if Ozzie still alive this was a long time ago. But I know that you gave him a wonderful life and I'm sure he cherished every moment like you did. May Ozzy rest in peace.
4h ago
"I got a new computer weasel"
"You mean computer mouse?"
"No. I mean weasel"
@The guy from 2021 OK
@@sifsif2725 ok
Underrated 😂
ok
@@michaeladriansuarez3486 ok
How can you show me this adorable bastard and then be like “disclaimer: a weasel is not a pet, don’t get one”.
No an otter
I feel this on a spiritual level
get a small ferret! c:
Ferrets are like weasels except bigger and lazier
I dunno, cos they're a protected species?
When your recommendation hits you with a true masterpiece again
I don't know why my home is full of animals... but that's ok, I'm waiting for the next video about bears.
This isn't really a masterpiece just a cute entertaining short video, how low is your standard to throw the word masterpiece in every video you enjoy? Do you even know what masterpiece even means ?
skellyaart Instagram
yes, a comment section without your edge
@@livetochange974 you sound dumb go watch your hentai
@@xielianloml why watch it when I can draw it my friend ?
I love how everything in this video screams 2010, the keyboard, the mousepad, the speakers, the camera, the headlamp, .... xD
Human: aww this weasel is cute af
Ozzy: THIS IS A WAR.
THIS IS SPAARTTTAAA
So you've chosen death!
DEUS VULT!!!!
huh, wow!
Me: realizing the video is 7 years old
*Googling weasels lifespan*
Me: sadness activated
NO NO NO STOPPPPP I'M SAD NOW :(
pls no...
The weasel still can be alive like the lifespan of a cat is 10 - 20 but My cat died at 28 years of age
@@ZYZZ_WHEY ozzy is alive!
Google back: how long is pet weasel lifespan
Happy weasel noise
TH-cam: hey you wanna watch this desk weasel?
Me...... YES
Meike. Hello ! 👍
😀😀
No
hit man G3 yes
1st time viewer here in 2023!
Awesome video!
Finger: "imma just move-"
Weasel: *angry weasel noises*
damn this got 1k likes but no replies
@@squashbanana At least I am here as the second :D
@@senpaikaroo well, I am gonna commit a bamboozle and I'm gonna take first AND third reply
@@squashbanana Hmmm...I'll have that boneless fourth.
@@senpaikaroo Sure, guess I'm fifth aswell
I think he's trying to kill you but it's not working for him.
Spinning drop back kick seems rather effective though
@Prestige F
Prestige RIP
@Prestige And I though we lived short
@Prestige I'm crying now
Frisco it's your boss here. Is there a reason why your productivity has dropped 50%?
I'm self-employed, Mr Smarty Pants. ;)
Frisco68 Then obviously I'm one of your sockpuppets. Now get back to work.
+Frisco68 is a weasel soft
Andy Elkins Oh hell yeah.
+Frisco68 where did you get it?
Huh my mouse for my computer isn’t working oh wait it’s my adorable pet weasel
Ozzy: *exist*
17 million people: Interesting
18 mil now
Hahahaha
shut the fuck up
@@majorpain4570 u
You mean 18
Finger: moves
Weasel: *IDENTIFY YOURSELF*
*Peace was never an option*
I just liked this so that the number of likes wont be 666
I tought every weasel came with a biometric fingerprint scanner
Identify yoursmelf
IDENTIFY YOURSELF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Finger: moves
Weasel: so you haven't had enough huh?
Tis but a scratch!
Have at you!
Come at me!
XD good one. That really got me lol
Parry this!
I still use that keyboard. Everything still works.
Every desk needs a pencil cup, a notepad, and a weasel.
Actually, scratch the pencil cup and the notepad...
@@getsideways7257 You aren't picturing the weasel hiding in the cup or playing with balled up paper.
@@finnmcool2 Well, you got a point there :)
I want one weasel for my bed..
*I wanna shoot itttt* 😀
This guy is an actual legend he cares about the comments
Wait wtf
Lol
Maybe he miss his ozzy so much
Omg
Temmie • learn English kid
Weasel is jealous that you’re playing with a mouse.
This joke is very underrated right now
@@rainandhail67 true
👏👏👏 noice
Facts👌
Underrated joke right here!
Who’s watching this in 2024?