She said I was going to ask if you want your hair flat ironed but your hair is too little - be blessed. That is too funny! The entire skit really - so funny!!
@@erikabowers7827 it's like homeless people outside mcdonalds driventhru. No eye contact as I'm sitting there waiting for my food and they waitint for my money.
This reminds me of years ago when I was walking through the mall with my ex and a woman at a hair straightening kiosk insisted on trying one on me even after I said no multiple times and tried to tell her it was fake hair. I had on one of those real plastic synthetic hair pieces. I was like alright. Sat down, and as soon as the heat touched the hair, it BROKE SLAM OFF!!!! The woman's face was so stunned....it was silence for several hard seconds as I tried to hold on my laugh....I didn't know it was going to break off like it did....burnt smell and all ....she handed me the hair back and as soon as we walked off we DIEEEEED laughing. I was laughing so hard my stomach heart and I was crying. One of my favorite memories.
Thanks for the laughs, EJ! Can we all agree we need MORE skits/content from our beloved EJ??!!??!! I feel sometimes I'm going thru some kind of withdrawals when I don't get to see any new post notifications come up on my phone! We 💕💕💕 you, EJ!!!
I am always humbled when I walk by the weight loss kiosks and get a card handed to me. I see them eyeing me from far away, waiting for me to get closer.
How do you have a full days' experience in 4 mins and 19 secs? 😄 I would rather work the popcorn and pretzel stand. (I don't know if they still have that but as a kid that was one of my favorite experiences.)
"My hair woulda been longer but my mama permed my hair in 3rd grade and it all fell out"😂😂😂 I got flashbacks bc my mama did the same thing when I was in 4th grade😅😅😅
Okay first ... Don't ever try to eat chips and watch EJ ... I almost got choked on a chip .... And then she just had me cryin' thru the WHOLE thing 😂😂😂😂😂
When they go out of their way to ignore/avoid you after talking to everyone in front of you cuz you're not the "right clientele"...🙄 idk whether to be offended or happy lol
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS! I had 2 rewatch so i could laugh all over again. When you said the 1 hair was 2 little and the other was bald! Then you add the burnings 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone who LITERALLY worked at a flat iron kiosk. It would literally be my hair that got people to stop. I straightened my natural hair and would with between curly/straight so people knew I wasn't playing. Hair was down my back. Dont sleep on those flat iron yall. I was a customer before I sold them. They really are the truth. Theyre good 😭 I stopped a bald man with a beard once and still sold it. Also im natural and my curl pattern held strong. The money was good. I miss that job. 😂
The angst, the frustration, the honesty with the bald headed lady, the ‘I don’t wanna be here, but I need the money these kee-osh people paying me’ Oh my lord!!! I’ve never met this woman, but I know this woman 😂
I have always wondered, who in the world truly stops at a KEEOSH in the mall to let some stranger without a cosmetology license put heat on their hair!?!? That's like going to Lowe's for a pedicure!
Don't be asking folks who wear their hair naturally if they want their hair flat ironed! That's how fights get started! 😅😂 I am Rolling! This whole sketch was hilarious! Burning hair and ears, throwing shade, calling security... I can't! 😂😂😂
One of these “girls” up in the mall, burned the hell out of my scalp 😭😭😭! That’s what happens for being a pleaser, cause I have natural long straight hair! Now i run for my life when I see them approach me.
I had long hair but my mama permed my hair when I was little and it fell out....that was everyone's story ...but it was really true for alot of ppl maybe not everyone lol
Years ago a lady at a kiosk at my mall saw my frizz coming a mile away! I used to straighten my hair with a curling iron before I ever knew what a hair straightener was. Needless to say I purchased one after how persistent the girl was. I still have that over priced straightener to this day and sometimes it will get used. Your sketch reminded me of that day! 😂
She said I was going to ask if you want your hair flat ironed but your hair is too little - be blessed. That is too funny! The entire skit really - so funny!!
Between the key-osh and your hair too little, I can’t 🤣🤣
and a lot of watts
I love you for standing up for the naturals.
Natural since about 2000
"You need to be worried about your medicine, not your hair".🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 HILARIOUS!!!
I fell out!😂
You don't ask a woman with natural hair to straighten it. 😅😅😅 you right about that EJ
Facts!!
For real!
Thank you!
Those “Kee-osh” conversations are longer than the people that minister to you to come to their church!-💯
Truth🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
That’s why I never make eye contact 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@erikabowers7827 it's like homeless people outside mcdonalds driventhru.
No eye contact as I'm sitting there waiting for my food and they waitint for my money.
That “I ain’t going to be here long.” Is definitely me. 😂
Exactly, we all ready know day 1 😂😂
“You need to leave…go on…please ma’am” 😩🤣🤣🤣
“Excuse me ma’am!!! Nevermind, i was gonna show you how our flatirons work but you ain’t got no hair!” 😂😂😂😂 I needed that laugh 😂
Be blessed.. that part 😂..
😂😂😂
When you can make yourself laugh that's golden.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She said "your hair is too little" 😂 .
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not quietly begging the lady to leave because you done burnt her ear!
Outta control!
Lol!
That was hilarious!!
Omg!! 😂😂😂” I was gon ask you if you want me to flat iron your hair, but your hair already damaged.” So, I don’t wanna….Be blessed! “”
I laughed so hard at that part..how you gonna tell someone they hair damanged..😂😂
@@Wrappedinhisglory 😂😂😂😂😂Right!!
😂😂😂😂"Be Blessed" 😂😂😂😂 Whenever I need a hard, continuous, big belly shaking laugh..... EJ always come through!!!
EJ's KEEOSH is really a KEEOSH! Girl you come up with the funniest things.
I knew if I scrolled far enough
😂😂😂
This reminds me of years ago when I was walking through the mall with my ex and a woman at a hair straightening kiosk insisted on trying one on me even after I said no multiple times and tried to tell her it was fake hair. I had on one of those real plastic synthetic hair pieces. I was like alright. Sat down, and as soon as the heat touched the hair, it BROKE SLAM OFF!!!! The woman's face was so stunned....it was silence for several hard seconds as I tried to hold on my laugh....I didn't know it was going to break off like it did....burnt smell and all ....she handed me the hair back and as soon as we walked off we DIEEEEED laughing. I was laughing so hard my stomach heart and I was crying. One of my favorite memories.
I’m laughing so hard right now 😂😂😂
😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Yoooooo, stopppp, can't stop laughing 😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious 😂
It’s the “Be blessed” for me 😅🤣🤣
I was COUGHING AND LAUGHING!!!!!😂😂😂
The clapping of the flat iron! And the singing!! Into the flat iron like a microphone 🎤 EJ! You are too much!😂😂😂❤
Thanks for the laughs, EJ! Can we all agree we need MORE skits/content from our beloved EJ??!!??!! I feel sometimes I'm going thru some kind of withdrawals when I don't get to see any new post notifications come up on my phone! We 💕💕💕 you, EJ!!!
I damn near choked on my candy when I heard that sizzle 😂
It was the “When I See You/Do You Remember the Time” moments for me. The best thing that flat iron can do is be a mic. 😂
Breaking out in songs at the Keeosh is sending me. 🤣
It’s the dismissive “Be Blessed” for me- 😂😂😂
I’m invested in EJ , I feel like she’s my long distance friend cause she just makes my day❤
Same here. Can't believe I've been following her for 3 years now. She's a real one, the funny friend who keeps it coming everytime 😂😂😂
"Do you rememba, ahhh!" IM WEAK LMBO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's the shade and the be blessed for me!!😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Im the one walking by with the damaged hair 😬🥲 I cant be making eye contact with the people at Keeosh... gonna mess me up more 😂😂😂
Lol
Do You Rememba, Ah! 🎤🎶😂😂😂
Yes! This!
As someone with natural hair, I would definitely be offended if someone asked to straighten my hair. Loved this skit EJ.
😂😂😂😅😅😂 "all you had to do was hold your ear." I can't with you EJ 😂😂😅
That H in the end of kiosk stressed me out real bad! 😂😂
“Fore I call mall security” is pure genius. I am not mad at you………😂
Funny as always! You and the husband gotta do one.."where the barber and beauty shop in one spot"!
I am always humbled when I walk by the weight loss kiosks and get a card handed to me. I see them eyeing me from far away, waiting for me to get closer.
Lol.......
😂😂😂😂 that’s so wrong😂😂
Ohhh nawwww. They would get an eye-full from me! Same way I like my natural hair, I like my curves!!!
The audacity 😮😂. Be blessed 🤣🤣
I came on TH-cam to watch a church service, but EJ done took me out the Spirit. I'll watch my church service later. 😂
Aaaaaaaand now I got “When I see U” stuck in my head, thanks EJ. Lol.
🤣🤣🤣 even the closed captions got sick of you and that "kiosh"!! It was trying to help you at first and just gave up after the fifth one!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol. I can't!😂
How do you have a full days' experience in 4 mins and 19 secs? 😄 I would rather work the popcorn and pretzel stand. (I don't know if they still have that but as a kid that was one of my favorite experiences.)
This is hilarious. I actually bought a flat iron from a Keosh at the mall. Didn't even use it that often. Probably bought it cuz it was purple 💜 😂
"My hair woulda been longer but my mama permed my hair in 3rd grade and it all fell out"😂😂😂 I got flashbacks bc my mama did the same thing when I was in 4th grade😅😅😅
Okay first ... Don't ever try to eat chips and watch EJ ... I almost got choked on a chip .... And then she just had me cryin' thru the WHOLE thing 😂😂😂😂😂
ExACtLY @Damaris Agosto
Also, Don't drive & Try 2 🎧. Lol 😆😂😂🤣🤣I Busted out LaF'n>Laughn. 👍🏾❤️😘
LATEST.UPLOAD.EVER.
And we so appreciate your efforts!
Thank you!! We appreciate chu!!!!!😍🥰🥰
Better late than never!!!
We’re grateful 😄😁
Kio-sh!! Lol 😂 ty for giving us the laughs ... we appreciate whatever ... whenever
When they go out of their way to ignore/avoid you after talking to everyone in front of you cuz you're not the "right clientele"...🙄 idk whether to be offended or happy lol
"Do you remembaaaah- ah!" 'Flewed' me straight up to St. Paul at the pearly gates!!!😂😂😂
"Your hair too little." I'm dead.
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS! I had 2 rewatch so i could laugh all over again. When you said the 1 hair was 2 little and the other was bald! Then you add the burnings 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also, kioSH really was hurtin me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Ki-osh” …. I’m DEAD 💀😆🤣
Key-osh 🤣
As someone who LITERALLY worked at a flat iron kiosk. It would literally be my hair that got people to stop. I straightened my natural hair and would with between curly/straight so people knew I wasn't playing. Hair was down my back. Dont sleep on those flat iron yall. I was a customer before I sold them. They really are the truth. Theyre good 😭 I stopped a bald man with a beard once and still sold it. Also im natural and my curl pattern held strong. The money was good. I miss that job. 😂
Are we going to give EJ props for dropping not ONE, not TWO, but THREE VIDEOS in a week!!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
The angst, the frustration, the honesty with the bald headed lady, the ‘I don’t wanna be here, but I need the money these kee-osh people paying me’ Oh my lord!!! I’ve never met this woman, but I know this woman 😂
😂 the way she asking whats the order of the breaks so she can pick last and take more than 30min😂
That would be me... don't buy these high ass flat irons, I'll tell you where to go 🤣🤣
I have always wondered, who in the world truly stops at a KEEOSH in the mall to let some stranger without a cosmetology license put heat on their hair!?!? That's like going to Lowe's for a pedicure!
Oh my goodness 😂. You are hilarious 😂
EJ, I’m watching this at 5:30 in the morning. You are hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cousin EJSpeaks! GURLLLL! Where have you been all my life! I absolutely love your channel! Keep it up Lady!!!!! ❤😂🎉😂❤😂❤😂❤😂😂😂
Lol I bought my flat iron from a keyosh! I love it!! 😂😂
Don't be asking folks who wear their hair naturally if they want their hair flat ironed! That's how fights get started! 😅😂 I am Rolling! This whole sketch was hilarious! Burning hair and ears, throwing shade, calling security... I can't! 😂😂😂
I'm dying, kiosh!!
Using the flatiron like a microphone!
Not “your hair too little” 😂😂😂 I’m done
Did EJ say your hair to little 😂😂
“Never mind, your hair too little”! Dead💀 🤣🤣🤣. It’s the be blessed with the slight curtsy for me.🤣
The perm story😂😂😂😂 so many memories 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao the synthetic wig tho
You got it down pat.
Be Blessed... 😂😂😂
“Your hair too little “
Thanks for the laughs, EJ. I needed it!
I like the Fantasia cover.
“Never mind. Be blessed “ 😅😅😅😅
‘They said it’s a lot of watts.’ ‘Okay, but what time do we close…or pull down the flaps?’😂😂😂
Every time I am crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. It was that sound of burning hair.
I thought this was your haaayerrrr 🔥
Kee-osh, your hair too little, ma’ams, she ball-headed, grab your ear, and…kee-osh 😂😂😂
She said u need to worry about medicines 😂😂😂😂😂
This was too funny, especially that last lady😂😂😂
I was dead at ke-osh!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
It's the song breaks for me 😂
Excuse me ma'am's 😂
Be blessed (clears throat)
My mama permed my hair in the 3rd grade
Your hair to little!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Girl I needed that laugh tonight!! THANK YOU!!!
CAN TELL WHEN IM NOT GONNA BE THERE LONGGG! I loveeeeeeee you EJ, you hit it every time😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of these “girls” up in the mall, burned the hell out of my scalp 😭😭😭! That’s what happens for being a pleaser, cause I have natural long straight hair! Now i run for my life when I see them approach me.
Sometimes you can find some good stuff and a good deal at the "keeosh!" LoL!
You are GOLDEN EJ 😭😭🙌🏾😂🫶🏾
I love these skits. EJ you are too funny ❤😂
EJ I can not with you and that doggone kiotch today...girl I can't 😅🤣😂
I watch this skit everyday🤣🤣
I had long hair but my mama permed my hair when I was little and it fell out....that was everyone's story ...but it was really true for alot of ppl maybe not everyone lol
This whole skit had me hollering!!! You can flat iron my hair anytime at your "kee-osh"!! 😂😂
Key-osh 😂😂😂
It's those impromptu singing breaks for me!
Years ago a lady at a kiosk at my mall saw my frizz coming a mile away! I used to straighten my hair with a curling iron before I ever knew what a hair straightener was. Needless to say I purchased one after how persistent the girl was. I still have that over priced straightener to this day and sometimes it will get used. Your sketch reminded me of that day! 😂
I would have lost it if smoked appeared when the hair sizzled.
EJ you are priceless!! You have me rollin’!!
“Your hair too little”😂😂😂
So the K was giving "H" huh. That's tuff.
This is so funny sis. I ❤ you.😂😂😂
2:41 thats the first question we ask at a new job "what time is lunch, and how long we get?"
"Your hair too little." 🤣😂🤣😂
Why EJ???? Why are you so hilarious? We love it! We love you! And I'm sure we would even love to eat your hot water corn bread. 💜
You started the day so bright and hopeful! lol
EJ girl you are too funny 🙌