Building A School For Torture - Two Point Campus

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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4675

    *"You give me money and I give you a torture experience like no other" - Spiff University*

    • @delishboy9248
      @delishboy9248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      you are one of the most youtubers of all time

    • @TheWizardsOfOz
      @TheWizardsOfOz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Quote of wisdom.

    • @knotts560
      @knotts560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how do I get a scholarship?

    • @gamechannelminecraft6583
      @gamechannelminecraft6583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello everyone, good viewing🐼.

    • @ultgamercw6759
      @ultgamercw6759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Didn't realise you were into that in the bedroom Spiff XD

  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4203

    You using your platform to tell people how to become a "student" to take advantage of the real life system is the best thing I've seen you do and I love you a little bit for it

    • @maximilianwohlfahrt9985
      @maximilianwohlfahrt9985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    • @kevinkorenke3569
      @kevinkorenke3569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      In the United States our system is built to exploit the students. Unless your parents can pay or you can throw a football you are absolutely on the hook for an overpriced education that doesn't actually give you any of the skills or advantages advertised.

    • @Cannonkeeper01
      @Cannonkeeper01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@kevinkorenke3569 I'm not surprised

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Cannonkeeper01
      @Cannonkeeper01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@EEEEEEEE E

  • @Rationalasylum
    @Rationalasylum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    The fact that kevin had almost the same process to incite chaos and not exploit is concerning. As this may show that Kevin may actually be an incredible exploitor

    • @prof.sleeper
      @prof.sleeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      a military genius at work

    • @captainbooney
      @captainbooney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is

    • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
      @Poppa_Capinyoaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He plays video games for a living. I'd say he's one hell of an exploiter.

  • @mercaius
    @mercaius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5029

    "But there's a twist -- they have to rotate schools in between challenges!"
    Oh so *that's* why Kevin was invited.

    • @ItsDeadlock
      @ItsDeadlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I mean, you can do that with 3 people so doesn't really make any sense o.o

    • @jekro1
      @jekro1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      @@ItsDeadlock No they want CHAOS

    • @mercaius
      @mercaius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      @@ItsDeadlock Kevin isn't the most competitive, but he has a reputation for being a troll during these online games with friends. Leaving the chaos of whatever he was trying to do during each challenge for someone else to clean up is very in his lane.

    • @ymirtheymir2403
      @ymirtheymir2403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@ItsDeadlock you dont know kevin do you?

    • @xxvaltielxx1789
      @xxvaltielxx1789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@ymirtheymir2403 Kevin's military genius at work, he stays hidden from his enemies

  • @joshuathomas7772
    @joshuathomas7772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I love this. I was literally planning to make a school just of people digging. Planning to turn the school into essentially a prison camp. This is perfect

    • @romaneo789
      @romaneo789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Please call it Camp Green Lake from Holes

    • @simonschnedl
      @simonschnedl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@romaneo789 I was thinking the same thing.

    • @JaceVillagomez
      @JaceVillagomez 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah.

  • @obi-juantacobi8552
    @obi-juantacobi8552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2345

    I went to university in the US. One of the best exploits I used was I "lost" my student ID just before my last semester went to get a new one when a bunch of new students were getting theirs.
    Never was asked about when I was graduating, got a student ID for the next 4 years even though I graduated.
    4 years of free Microsoft office use
    Multiple student discounts around my the city
    4 years of free museum entrances
    Free soft drinks at many local restaurants
    4 years of free public transport in my city
    4 years of a discounted cellular plan
    10% off samsung products that would stack with current sales, I got my laptop at a 20% off sale than stacked my 10% off for a total of 30% off lol
    A discount on my car
    It was like a real life cheat code.

    • @philcannon91
      @philcannon91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      A friend at my uni did this too for entry to sporting events. Post grad job they got was in the same town so they could just flash the card and walk in. Now they have scanners everywhere so I doubt this would still work.

    • @obi-juantacobi8552
      @obi-juantacobi8552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@philcannon91 oh that's brilliant.
      You're probably right, this was back in 09.

    • @jackboehm8408
      @jackboehm8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You do realize that that's stealing and totally illegal, right?

    • @williampearson8328
      @williampearson8328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@jackboehm8408 Yes and almost everyone is here for it.

    • @obi-juantacobi8552
      @obi-juantacobi8552 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackboehm8408 you do realize I was a broke kid just trying to find my way in life who totally did not care about multi billion dollar businesses right?
      Besides the real thieves are those in charge of the US universities and lending services.

  • @Gracericon
    @Gracericon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    The Three Horsemen of Chaos
    RTGame: Bringer of Insanity
    CallMeKevin: Destroyer of Braincells
    The Spiffing Brit: Gentleman of The Tea

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You forgot a certain Floridian; Greystillplays; The Floridian of excesse

    • @elplaceholder
      @elplaceholder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lets game it out: the limit breaker

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The thing is, I'm still not convinced RTGame and Kevin aren't the same guy.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AmbiguousAmphibian : Poet of the Gamers

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BlackdragonTheShadow and I follow all of them XD

  • @efulmer8675
    @efulmer8675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    22:55 It would have been so much funnier if Spiff had left the autoclicker running so that there were thousands and thousands of walls in that one space so that the university actually had no money.

  • @zaccross4710
    @zaccross4710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    its perfectly balanced how you point people to two point hospital at the end rather than two point campus 24:56

    • @GraceMidyette
      @GraceMidyette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Came to comments just to see if anyone else caught that

    • @mattgalactic6730
      @mattgalactic6730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GraceMidyette same

    • @macrobov
      @macrobov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattgalactic6730 Ditto

    • @GeneralM13
      @GeneralM13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha, wanted to type the same thing XD

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

  • @JG-df1qd
    @JG-df1qd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Challenge: Build a university.
    Spif: Makes ultimate party school with no classes.

    • @jt5765
      @jt5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds like real life Uni to me 🤷‍♂️

    • @desmondanimus1454
      @desmondanimus1454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like
      Challenge : Build a university
      Spif : gulag it is then

  • @approximateCognition
    @approximateCognition 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    -Whimsical British Imperialism Incarnate
    -An actual chessmaster
    -The *DRIFT KING* (title acquired back in College)
    And last but... last
    -Kevin
    Amazing cast.

    • @HHHjb_
      @HHHjb_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Kevin is obviously there to set the bar for the other wiser competitors
      Because we all know kevin isnt ganna play to win but have fun doing something stupid

    • @BewareofTarps
      @BewareofTarps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@HHHjb_ They just needed a military genius to round things out.

    • @HHHjb_
      @HHHjb_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BewareofTarps yes the military "genius"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      E‎

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@BewareofTarps i guess that makes sense i mean everyone knows even the greatest of miltary tacticians also love eating crayons.

  • @_cityjunk
    @_cityjunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Lawrence Cheney drinking out of a Spiff mug is an intersection of talent the world was not prepared for

  • @failedJedi
    @failedJedi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    It turns out Kevin made the best starting choice for the entirely wrong reason 🤣

    • @guidojacobs2002
      @guidojacobs2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As he is apt to do with just about everything.

    • @CaletheAvenger07
      @CaletheAvenger07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      His blind intuition is impeccable. A true military genius.

    • @ImminDragon
      @ImminDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What choice did he make? Despite having a vods channel, he doesn't use it. Seems like you have to catch his stuff live or you don't get to see it.

    • @ImminDragon
      @ImminDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@snes90 Ah, thank you. I went to his channel, but overlooked it because of the name and a thumbnail that look right either.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @whiterabbit47
    @whiterabbit47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Never underestimate the power of the Summer semester.
    My school gave me several 4 year scholarships that amounted to a full ride; however, as they had no limit on the total number of classes I could take in those 4 years and the summer classes (which we were discouraged from taking) were covered as well. I managed to get two bachelor's degrees and a minor, none of which had overlapping course requirements, in those 4 years, despite maintaining the recommended average course load of 4 to 5 classes a week.
    The trick, I treated the Summer semester as a regular semester because I knew full well that most professors who cover the Summer semester don't want to be there and expect everyone there to have failed the course in a previous semester, so they tend to skip a lot of the fluff and grade easier

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's great, so long as you actually used those majors in your career afterwards. If you didn't, then you did a lot of extra work for nothing.

    • @whiterabbit47
      @whiterabbit47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@greywolf7577 Unfortunately, if I want to be an Engineer in my feild and be able to find a half decent job, I'll either have to get 20 years of experience or get a Master's and only a couple years experience. So I have decided to attempt to speed run a Master's without any debt

  • @Uloncl
    @Uloncl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    thanks for making the coom joke spiff, truly the bravest youtuber

  • @UserNotReady
    @UserNotReady 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    At my university in Australia, the university's security had a roster of which of the permit only car parks they would be patrolling for the week to issue parking violations for any car that didn't display a permit. There were more car parks than what they could check in a day, so hence the roster. The patrol roster was posted on a notice board in the security office. The funny thing was that the notice board itself was on a wall facing a window that had no blinds on it. So anyone walking past the window could see the schedule and know which car parks to avoid and get free parking.

  • @first782
    @first782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    After seeing Dan's stream I'm interested to see how the bone zone got made

    • @Cube-o
      @Cube-o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Exactly this. Also negative numbers for number of students continuing and being able to place artifacts for free.

    • @ldftkelly
      @ldftkelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      lmao i want to know how he fuck up the game for dan that dan spent 10 min on stream going how?

    • @gerritvalkering1068
      @gerritvalkering1068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ldftkelly I want to see that reaction XD

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw Kevin's side first lol. This all seems soooooo tame in comparison haha.

  • @siaa7078
    @siaa7078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    man you really cought rt off guard, it was very entertaining to watch him figure it out and welldone spiff

  • @MarkStanley11
    @MarkStanley11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    24:56 Spiff exploiting the game so hard he’s making money building schools to treat the dying

    • @PEKK_Jokks
      @PEKK_Jokks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Noticed that too :D

    • @Globalgenocide
      @Globalgenocide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha it's almost like there's such a thing as an "University hospital"
      That was my first thought when he said it anyway(beyond the obvious), it would actually be an interesting way to combine the two games.

  • @erickschusterdeoliveira2662
    @erickschusterdeoliveira2662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Spiff is the one true lifehack channel, and he's just playing videogames while casually dumping out wallet-saving knowledge.

  • @wbsiwvejdnd
    @wbsiwvejdnd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "Did you know, back in college, thay used to call me, The Drift King"
    -RT

    • @potato8107
      @potato8107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you know back in collage, they used to call me, "The Wall King" -RT after finally deleting all those walls probably

  • @colressliker
    @colressliker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the amount of thought that goes into how spiffing brit acts is hilarious. this dude's got some strict rules down stat somewhere as to how this persona acts. it's amazing.

  • @Artixes
    @Artixes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3094

    “Building a school for torture” sounds like the American school system

    • @WelziFC7
      @WelziFC7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Complete with a shooting range and everything

    • @beatboxonmyfartbox
      @beatboxonmyfartbox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@WelziFC7 be cooler if they did impaling tho

    • @jm8163
      @jm8163 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And potentially execution!

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You seen Korean and Chinas education system?

    • @PeterTeal77
      @PeterTeal77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      America bad, updoots to the left. Also religion bad. Im realy smart.

  • @mr.ballree6287
    @mr.ballree6287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The worst part is this is pretty accurate to most college experiences

  • @devildon2143
    @devildon2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "aaaaand Kevin i think he plays video games for a living" killed me

    • @ldftkelly
      @ldftkelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it was a good description of kevin

    • @MajorBaker-vz9go
      @MajorBaker-vz9go 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's created our dear leader, Jim Pickens. praise him

  • @williama.1747
    @williama.1747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    24:56 "If you want to pick up two point hospital..."
    Thank you spiff, yes I do believe that I shall follow the benevolent lord of tea's advice and acquire a completely seperate game.

  • @Skybreaker1337
    @Skybreaker1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    24:57
    "If you want to pick up Two Point Hospital it comes out in early August."
    This is what happens when you mess with time travel via the means of ingesting copious amounts of tea.

    • @OfficerGex
      @OfficerGex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had to do a double take when I heard him say that. I almost spit out my glorious tea.

    • @cckiller4378
      @cckiller4378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that's why we drink coffee instead pals
      ......
      "WAIT A SECOND WHERE DID YOU GET THE GUNS FROM??! IT WAS A JOKE GUYS CALM DOWN, PLEASE DON'T KILL M-"

    • @NarutoHigh160
      @NarutoHigh160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He used the wrong tea leaves

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cckiller4378 we must sacrifice the coffee drinkers. You will not be the first, nor last

    • @TheDarkShadow15
      @TheDarkShadow15 ปีที่แล้ว

      Teeeeeaaaaaa

  • @Showsni
    @Showsni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poor Dan was struggling so hard with the archaeology university Spiff gave him. Spiff alludes to it later in the video, but before handing it over he walled off the entrance. Dan couldn't work out why he was unable to build anywhere (as the students had no path too it), and thought it was something to do with trying to delete the remains of the Dig Site, which he also couldn't work out how to do... He even tried 'phoning Spiff for help, but he didn't answer. :D

  • @tomisabum
    @tomisabum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Oh god. That present for RT. I can hear him making that confused incredulous 'huhf-what' sound he makes already, bless him.

    • @mrhitisnumberone
      @mrhitisnumberone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you know where his video is for this challenge is?

  • @XxdatbootyXx
    @XxdatbootyXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lawrence Chaney and the spiffing Brit is a collaborative effort that I didn’t know I needed

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Show up to meetings for random clubs and events right before they end. Ask if they dont mind you taking any extra food home with you for yourself and your crippled starving roommate. Ive gotten about a 85 to 90% success rate of getting multiple pizzas. :D

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _crippled starving roommate_ ? don't overdo it 🙂

    • @eros5420
      @eros5420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@embreis2257 well play it by ear. Just make sure if you do have roommates not to tell them the pizza was free. 😈

  • @morrigankasa570
    @morrigankasa570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YAY! This is so cool that Kevin was included, I'm subscribed to him and the Spiffing Brit and watched many of their videos!

  • @sagehiddendragon333
    @sagehiddendragon333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "I believe I saw the Head teacher spying on the dormitories with a pair of binoculars" Some unsuspecting parent

  • @northenice
    @northenice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that Spiffinmoore is part of the Steam game preview gallery says a lot about this game and The Spiffing Brit.

  • @scottbaileymsc
    @scottbaileymsc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I went to an open day at a university and since I enjoyed it they decided to sign me up for the course without me knowing or signing anything. They then tried to charge me £4,000 for the course and since I could prove that I had never been informed that I was on the course and had 0% attendance, they offered to lower it to £3,000. How considerate of them. That was 4 or 5 years ago and I haven't given them a penny

    • @rozu7772
      @rozu7772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Something similar happened to my brother as well. I think they wanted him to pay up somewhere between $3,000 to $5,000.

    • @jeremy5602
      @jeremy5602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow. So many questions so little time. Uhh let's see...how did they get your bank info in order to try to charge you the money? Uhh what university? Did you sue them? If not, why the hell not? That's clearly illegal. If so, what came of it? Did you bank have anything to say to you or the university?

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremy5602 I don't think they had his bank info. They just sent him a bill.

    • @marouaneh175
      @marouaneh175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If they emailed you, you can sue them for internet fraud and make them pay you, probably, I'm not a lawyer.

  • @CrowCandorra
    @CrowCandorra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Making Money with Archeology might be one of the most british things there are XD

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Kevin: **goes with archaeology class cuz "Rock" and roll pun and just casually gets mildly rich without even trying**
    Spiff: **carefully studies and researches to discover that archaeology is the best option to make money, and gets filthy rich**

    • @JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911
      @JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s just Kevin in a nut shell 😂

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911 Indeed, i just always find it funny when he succeeds thru incompetence

    • @Ludrovisco
      @Ludrovisco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Chad military genius x the Virgin exploiter

  • @killerkip1
    @killerkip1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used my student ID from a college I went to for a single semester, for 5 years, I used it to get into the college arcade, which was a pool hall with tons of free arcade machines and cheap snacks.
    I also used it to use their gym, indoor pool, and to get into local fairs and movies for free.

  • @DaedalusRaistlin
    @DaedalusRaistlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Spiff is totally a Posho. He's got the top hat AND monocle as we've seen in many photos, of which the accuracy can not be in doubt.

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s just casual “popping down to the corner shop” attire in the UK.
      For proper Posho, look up Morning Dress, it’s the level above Black Tie.

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Spiff: To make a rock and roll university, we’ll need rocks, rolls and *MONEY*, and Archaeology is the best way to make money
    kEvIN: *aRcHaEOlOgY iS aLl aBoUt rOcK, sO lEt’S gO wItH tHaT!*

  • @crazytemplar8312
    @crazytemplar8312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Back in highschool when I was 18 I could get away with a lot just because of my age, which I more than used to my advantage. Due to this I was allowed to sign myself out of school and leave whenever. Anytime I would get written up and got after school detention or lunch detention ect... ( they stopped doing out of school suspension cause of me) I wouldn't have to show up simply because they weren't allowed to keep me in the building or force me to show up. And while yes they could give you more detentions for not showing up they'd all get removed anyways at the end of each quarter. In the end I caused a lot of hell and chaos making school a lot more fun... for me anyways

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm surprised they didn't try to deny you graduation or something like that. Surely you weren't the first 18 year old to get detention. They have to have some sort of plan for this. Maybe they could change the policy to require students to serve detention if they want to get credit for classes. That's one way I could see them solving what should have been an obvious problem in their detention policy.

    • @crazytemplar8312
      @crazytemplar8312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greywolf7577 see your first mistake is assuming I graduated

    • @blank33x
      @blank33x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah i was sorta the same. i would just keep getting suspended for minor things, say it was all bullshit to my parents talking my way out of it then stay home and play black ops 2 on the Xbox. but then they figured it out what i was doing so they put me in isolation. and surprisingly i got so much more work done because i was never distracting or getting distracted. but then in about year 10 - 11 i started to enjoy school.

  • @robertsissco2439
    @robertsissco2439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "What is this? A cofFEE KIOSK?!" I may has spit my water out at that line

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The joy in Spiff's voice when he's building that one wall 😂

  • @vincenttrigg4521
    @vincenttrigg4521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spiff: There will be a sequel!
    Me: so that was a lie

  • @TnD_BigJax
    @TnD_BigJax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    We're lucky Spiff voluntarily confines himself to video games
    Imaging the sheer exploitative terror he would unleash upon the world if he realised his potential and gained political power

    • @Dizzifying1
      @Dizzifying1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How do you think the British Empire started? How do you think the love of tea spread so far? To think that God-King Spiff couldn't of found the immortality exploit in prehistory is foolish. He is only hiding his true exploitative prowess...

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dizzifying1 Spiff controlled every aspect of 1066.

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our so-called "Empire" was built by proto-corporate Spiffs who realized morality didn't apply to them and went forth to unleash every exploit available.

    • @marchernandez4596
      @marchernandez4596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can't be worse than with many politicians.

    • @hugorodrigues2129
      @hugorodrigues2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dizzifying1 Ahem... It was a Portuguese exploiter that brought the tea habit to the UK, everything is perfectly balanced as usual, since UK and Portugal have been exploiting together for centuries and are also the world's oldest alliance, since they seem to perfectly exploit everything for whichever God's reason.

  • @jasminholst
    @jasminholst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''take yourselfs a nice warm cup of tea''
    me: takes a sip from his yorkshire tea

  • @baronvonrhaptzody5440
    @baronvonrhaptzody5440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Spiff: (makes the entire school grounds a dig site)
    Me: So it’s “Holes”, basically.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought that was a juvie, not a school. Or are you meaning to say Spiffs schools are basically prisons?

    • @baronvonrhaptzody5440
      @baronvonrhaptzody5440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Hey you said it, not me ;)

  • @Rysloth
    @Rysloth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh the PlayStation Access music goes hard

  • @theravencriesatdawn
    @theravencriesatdawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    As a professional archaeologist, this is definitely exactly what school was like.

  • @jennifermcniel2488
    @jennifermcniel2488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have a exploit. I have a relative who works at the university. And so because I have a relative that works there, I am given a staff discount and as soon as the grill staff see me, they make me a grilled cheese. And I am like: oh yeah, it's all coming together.

  • @sandhiwistara9128
    @sandhiwistara9128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    RT after spiff done :"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SPIFF I CAN'T DO ANYTHING"

  • @James-id3yw
    @James-id3yw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Setting up a casino in the dorms. If someone was winning too much it didn't last. We used magic style cards and showed my dealer how to read the back of the cards

  • @juanjuri6127
    @juanjuri6127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "students spend months in a maze trying to get to a classroom but when they get there there's no teacher and they're forced to go back through the maze again to get out"
    flagged for copyright infringement on my recurring dream throughout college

  • @oz459
    @oz459 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been enrolled as an IT student in a renowned German university for almost a year now. I have never even seen the building from the outside. Tuition is a bit but the money I save from discounts, from not having to get my own insurances and being able to keep on being covered by family insurances, from the ticket for public transportation and from “child money” my parents keep on getting (which alone is more than the tuition) is definitely worth it.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Can we talk about how Spiff and Kevin had almost the exact same idea?

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But with completely diferent motivations. Spiff did it for profit, Kevin for a really bad pun. Showcases rather nicely where their values lie.

  • @Incoherent-excitement
    @Incoherent-excitement 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you seemingly always find a way to break games in the most interesting ways. 😂 17:24 Subtle nod to Outside Xbox & Outside Xtra TH-cam channel with those blue print mats in the classroom.

  • @EnforcerX71
    @EnforcerX71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    13:40 : RTGame simply has no understanding of Spiff's British genius.

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I mean imagine someone doing a rock n roll challange and you get the school and its basically no teachers, hard mode, nearly no students but 2million cash. I would be so confused

    • @EriksGarbage
      @EriksGarbage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd think an Irishman would expect to get boned by the Brit

    • @JIKwood
      @JIKwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@THEJPIndustry also it's a barren wasteland

  • @ZacHawkins42
    @ZacHawkins42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So many jump scares in this video. That ham planet in the purple dress is almost too much for my poor heart to take.

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you're feeling that fragile, perhaps lay down and rest your precious self

    • @kathrineici9811
      @kathrineici9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr? My eyes are bleeding and my misandry is growing

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Looking forward to RT realizing how many walls there are on that one spot^^

  • @genericfakename4372
    @genericfakename4372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In terms of exploiting college, mine was a rather low-key one: School offered a ~3k/semester scholarship for it's inaugural class. My state had a seperate 3k/semester scholarship based on standardized test results. Tuituion was only in the realm of 3.5k/semester. Between the two, I wasn't paying to go to college-I was being paid to go.

  • @__-bk6mm
    @__-bk6mm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    24:57 when spiff has been scamming so hard he forgets which game he’s playing 🤣🤣🤣🥳

  • @Milkman-bu9es
    @Milkman-bu9es 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was at a college before I transferred and switched majors. When I was there parking was already an issue because it was really hilly so there weren’t many big parking lots but this year they sold more dorm rooms and parking passes than they had, so students are being forced to stay in hotels like 5 miles away from campus after paying $2,000 for a dorm and $300 for a parking pass

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    i absolutely love that Spiff has evolved a long time ago and found perfectly balanced situations in the real world.
    But im also disappointed because going to university where i live costs ~350 each semester/6 months, it also comes with free public transport. But with that amount of money you cant get an equivalent adult transport ticket for 4 months.
    I mean... thats balanced. Just not perfectly.
    It was balanced enough to have a family friend be a student for 25 years straight without attending university (except for signing up for a course) .... because he was at work lol

  • @Frogmood
    @Frogmood ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would argue that the dig site in fact IS rock. Not roll, so much, but rock for sure.

  • @rutekpr6076
    @rutekpr6076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A few years ago when I was studying, our University was giving cash for every student that got married. Guess what? A lot of students got married and after a month, divorced to get bunch od money. It was one time paycheck worth of almost year of student fee.

  • @pokeman747
    @pokeman747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor Anna having to play with you lot. I mean she's with Kevin so she can probably handle a fair bit of insanity but I feel like she's definitely the least malevolent of the bunch. I would say we need you guys to play her in chess but knowing spiff he'd have some kind of exploit involving signalling with a tube of lipstick or something.

    • @pokeman747
      @pokeman747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I take it back Anna got you good

  • @TheWizardsOfOz
    @TheWizardsOfOz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Nice to see Anna Rudolf in a perfectly balanced video.

  • @radgaming8437
    @radgaming8437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved this video! I only just saw this game, and was contemplating picking it up. This is like roller coaster tycoon meets prison architect

  • @pamelasmith4230
    @pamelasmith4230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Jesse:has coffee kiosk
    Spiff:disgusting
    Also Spiff:erase it from reality

  • @atypicalviking1369
    @atypicalviking1369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was drinking coffee whilst watching this

  • @freezeboy13
    @freezeboy13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Finding out archeology was the optimal thing to teach means kevin knew more then we thought 👀

  • @jacekatalakis8316
    @jacekatalakis8316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm now worried when Spiff gets Kevin's map, all the students will be in the basement, Jim Pickens is the dean, and chaos reigns supreme.
    Also lost it at Dan's what are you doing question. I was wondering that with the inherited map too

  • @GamerXenith
    @GamerXenith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Leave it to Spiff to break a game's economy as soon as he gets his hands on it 🤣

  • @bluicarys732
    @bluicarys732 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I atteneded a college in South Carolina called Trident Tech. Yearly tuition is around 5k-9, but with some finangling of 7 courses that didnt require attendance and little course work, plus minimal effort in applications, i was able to receive 23k in grants for the year. A good trick is to enroll in a STEM degree, but take as few of the actual courses as you can, while filling up the rest of your schedule with arts and literature.

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The #1 problem with the American school system is not the lack of proper life skill classes or even the gun violence, _it's the lack of availability of tea_

    • @FurretAnimationsIsEpic
      @FurretAnimationsIsEpic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as a cowboy i can confirm that americans like me HATE tea!1!1!1!

  • @TheGreyKami
    @TheGreyKami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The college that Spiff leaves behind is a nightmare, but it's a PROFITABLE nightmare

  • @ShiftyMcGoggles
    @ShiftyMcGoggles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    University hack:
    Buy a printer, like a cheap one. Then, print things for people for your choice of beverage per print, with a cap of 4 sheets and never in colour.
    So long as you always make sure to collect on that drink, each cartridge will cover the cost of the printer and intelf, and then some, in the cash you save on buying drinks. Also, you'll be able to print what you want and avoid the scam that is print costs at the library.

  • @myxfit
    @myxfit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the basement of our dormitory was a magical vending machine. When you placed a $1 bill into this vending machine, you got $100 in credit. Of course, you could still only buy 1 thing with this much credit, but it would try to refund you the difference, in coins. The result being that you essentially got all of the coins that had been inserted into the machine... at least since the last "in-the-know" person cleaned it out. It was usually good for a few dollars worth of quarters at least.

  • @jamestheepic2510
    @jamestheepic2510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    ‘Classrooms that don’t get used because 50% of our students aren’t allowed in them’ just gives me Covid lockdown PTSD

  • @gutczer8467
    @gutczer8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spiff after discovering that you can stack walls on top of each other: "Do not underestimate humanity's infinite potential for malice!"

  • @dylantetreault3943
    @dylantetreault3943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This seems better than the school system.

  • @doublea125
    @doublea125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That first campus looks like an excellent spot to drive 15 cars......
    CAUSE WE ALL WANNA LIVE TO BE BIG ROCK STARS

  • @thomasfleming8131
    @thomasfleming8131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    24:55 "if you want to pick up Two Point HOSPITAL it comes out in early August".
    Whooooooops.

    • @Mambaru
      @Mambaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came here to say the same :)

  • @thundercactus
    @thundercactus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Public highschool is effectively "free" (paid for by taxes) here, and my highschool had a unique program that allowed us to take a college course for half the day (contributes to graduation points as well) in grades 11 and/or 12 (we go up to gr12).
    So throughout grades 11 and 12 I was at college in the afternoon, for no additional fee mind you, learning a trade skill, normally worth upwards of $2k (trade college was also heavily subsidized).
    Once high school was over, I wanted to take another year long college course (was like $2400 at the time), and we found an interesting life hack; we had the highschool keep me on for another year (the fabled and humiliating grade 13, for the disgraced who didn't graduate) and I basically went to college full time for a whole other year at absolutely no additional cost!

  • @NerdyBernie66
    @NerdyBernie66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "AND KEVIN! ... He uh...plays video games" I'm interested to see how Spiff deals with Kevin's work as I saw that video and...yeah.
    Edit: Looks like I need to wait for the next one to see Kevin's original campus. Oh well.

    • @gabrieljoseozanan6989
      @gabrieljoseozanan6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It'll certainly be quite the treat, considering how they broke the game in entirely different ways!

  • @SethanderWald
    @SethanderWald ปีที่แล้ว

    9:50 that happiness icon couldn't be more fitting 😂

  • @AZ-rl7pg
    @AZ-rl7pg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ah so Kevin was still a tactical genius even when running a school

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      An accidental tactical genius, as usual.

  • @princefarron5484
    @princefarron5484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The man not only exploits games but he exploits challenges too! Everybody's going to be playing with guitars and he's having people dig in the sand. Bro you just gained some major respect points from me having an exploit channel work IRL.

  • @MasterRiverSplitter
    @MasterRiverSplitter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like disclosing too much info could jeapordize me so lets just say thanks to some oversights in the system my university used I now have a lifetime of free Amazon Prime along with a few other benefits

  • @leep5038
    @leep5038 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    @24:56 you had one job spiff! read out the correct game title XD god bless you sir!

  • @alikagandadasbilge6763
    @alikagandadasbilge6763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Today I learned Spiff was exploiting real life all the way back in university

  • @thescottsman1996
    @thescottsman1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    College life hack, the cafeteria was closed on the weekends, and your meal plan would only cover 5, 10, 15 meals depending on the plan. it was buffet style I had this big jacket with huge cargo pockets. I put ziplock bags in the gian pockets, and just grab a bit extra each time through, just fix smaller plates.

  • @Wangdoodle444
    @Wangdoodle444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Some of the “exploits” within using college; is technically flat out fraud😂

  • @Anubarak313
    @Anubarak313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:25 most accurate statement ever uttered

  • @HarrysYoutubee
    @HarrysYoutubee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the videos honestly just sniping for the exploits

  • @ThyneDuckus
    @ThyneDuckus ปีที่แล้ว

    Having watched Kevin for years, not even watching his video, I know how his went, very chaotic

  • @KernowGaming
    @KernowGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a qualified archaeologist, everything Spiff said hits so very close to home about archaeology. I mean, it’s hard to say he’s wrong when you notice the British Museum

    • @Jordi_NL
      @Jordi_NL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The british museum just operates on the most basic of rules mankind has known.
      Namely: Finders keepers

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hard to feel bad when the country of origin would smash it to pieces or lose it or let it get stolen.

  • @joshuatucker2521
    @joshuatucker2521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretty sure Spiff has actually worked as a University Administrator here in the US. He's perfectly replicated my college experience

  • @benmacdonald8470
    @benmacdonald8470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How my university exploited me:
    Last semester just before the summer this year, I had a professor who was responsible for teaching research methods to our class of business students, however about 1/3 of our classes he canceled for various reasons and the other 2/3 he just told us stories about when he lived in Africa. To keep it short he didn't teach us anything and he obviously didn't know the subject, one example is during our final project a lot of students had questions regarding the instructions he had given us a week prior to which he responded with "Oh that, you dont need to worry about that its just a suggestion from the other professor you can do whatever you want there is no guidelines". But it gets better because this professor wasn't only wasting the other students and my own time and money, he had also bamboozled my university. After such a disappointing semester with this professor, our student rep and myself decide to make a formal complaint about this professor, and to our surprise and the Deans, our professor wasn't actually a professor but a con man who had been pretending to be a professor for the last 3 years. He had snuck through the cracks due to the covid-19 pandemic and been teaching bullshit for 3 years while sitting on his ass making tons of money. Going back in September for my third year hopefully i wont get scammed.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm surprised no one's sued the school over this. Did you at least get your money back?

    • @dipsers
      @dipsers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      On the one hand I’m really sorry this happened to you but on the other hand this is a hell of a story and it’s hilarious as a person that is not affected by this

    • @benmacdonald8470
      @benmacdonald8470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Aredel Welcome to Canada

    • @Rafa-Silva-Alt
      @Rafa-Silva-Alt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my gosh, can't imagine how it happened, this man should be sued ASAP and maybe even imprisoned. Good luck there, pal

  • @doozy5184
    @doozy5184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing the poshos march towards the campus is more unnerving than any horror movie scene