Scammer Smashes Phone After Losing $3,000

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  • @vapidwhisper2845
    @vapidwhisper2845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4864

    His ability to talk straight through the scammer yelling with no mistake or stuttering is incredible

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      He has a LOT of practice. Many people don't know why he does this. His Gran got scammed and this is ALL payback. If a crap load of people joined in (but KNOW what you are doing, computer/virtual machine/etc. wise first) eventually it wouldn't even be worth it to run these scams, because it wouldn't be worth the aggravation.
      And if nothing else, they're not with a real intended mark when he's wrapping them SO TIGHTLY around the axle. Best part is, with all the stress, he's driving them to the same senility they take advantage of EARLIER...now that is irony.
      The other way to fight them is education, which this serves, too, because possible marks see what phony morons these guys are and know to NEVER allow them access to their computers, let alone their bank accounts.

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @sgt dornan He is REALLY quick on his feet. I love it when he starts typing into the things they are trying to fill out, or keeps hitting enter when the guy is trying to type in the wrong number from the other end, right at the point where the scammer is about to hit the extra zero. After a while, he has them coming and going from so many directions at once that they are just hopelessly lost. Sometimes they just give up on the script altogether, and say there was $5000 typed, when there never was. Hilarious.

    • @martyv366
      @martyv366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      this guy has tallent i agree. i would hasve lost my cool long ago

    • @Luis-gd1tn
      @Luis-gd1tn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Why do all the scammers that he has trolled all sound same 😂

    • @John-ml4ic
      @John-ml4ic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wish I could shut people out like that when I want to.

  • @glizzygaming3481
    @glizzygaming3481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    “You have transferred $5000!!!”
    *visibly $0*

    • @richardhelliwell1210
      @richardhelliwell1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh thanks Mr Scammer.. Bye!

    • @kip-kip
      @kip-kip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dude was brainless...

    • @SwitchZetto
      @SwitchZetto 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The amount of gaslighting is insane

  • @Giuchini26
    @Giuchini26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3821

    Next time tell them you live somewhere in like remote alaska and give them a postal code for somewhere in the middle of nowhere so when they look up to see if u have any stores near you theres literally none unless u take a plane or something. I wanna see what their solution would be then lol

    • @AU-wf2nm
      @AU-wf2nm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      That's a great idea!

    • @lukeweeks3470
      @lukeweeks3470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Take a plane, obviously! 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

    • @sleepyjoshua
      @sleepyjoshua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      *laughs in remote Alaskan* 😜

    • @adln5485
      @adln5485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      They'd just hang up ig

    • @Mybabycase
      @Mybabycase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg yes

  • @thevolta89
    @thevolta89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    The $000 and 5000 thing was the most frustrating thing I’ve heard in a while lol.

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I’m honestly surprised he kept going, especially when he started skipping ahead in the script

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Screen: *literally says no money is sent*
      Scammer: I'llfuckingstealeverythingif youdon'tgivememyfuckingmoney

    • @charitysghost1207
      @charitysghost1207 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I totally wanted to punch that guy.

    • @StormerSage
      @StormerSage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      They don't know how to deviate from their script at all lol

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nobody:
      Kitboga: It says zero zero zero!

  • @EpicTeachingOfHistory
    @EpicTeachingOfHistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3358

    NO THIS IS PATRICK!

    • @rogermeck601
      @rogermeck601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      that killed me xD

    • @ploxobox
      @ploxobox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Gold

    • @aldamiras5114
      @aldamiras5114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Is this the Krusty Krab?

    • @mymywata4616
      @mymywata4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mais qu’est-ce que sir Epic teaching of the history fait là ???

    • @-_-meh69
      @-_-meh69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is this the krusty Krabs?

  • @isaacgame7304
    @isaacgame7304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    15:20 The scammer never acknowledging the $000 is probably the most hilariously frustrating thing I've ever watched lmao

    • @happyandblessed5640
      @happyandblessed5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree, that was excellent!

    • @Kalumbatsch
      @Kalumbatsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He's like Indiana Jones desperately hanging on to the cliff, I mean script.

    • @glubtier
      @glubtier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Trying so hard to stick to that script lmao

    • @thejunksynchronhero
      @thejunksynchronhero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Oh he acknowledged it, not verbally, but his made dash to close the windows over and over said it all.

    • @khantravels3661
      @khantravels3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am actually crying from laughter! 0 0 0

  • @StephVV
    @StephVV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    Not going to lie, but the scammer’s anguish and frustration is absolutely delicious. Well done!

    • @qwertmanjenkins
      @qwertmanjenkins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I feed on the anguish of these scammers as a primary life source tbh

    • @qubonic
      @qubonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Like a plate of steak, lobster & shrimp!!

    • @anon3631
      @anon3631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Kabir Singh name checks out

    • @kenneth1997
      @kenneth1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just get a pen and a paper!

    • @elpidioespinoza302
      @elpidioespinoza302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, my name is Alvin. Gives the phone to the new guy.

  • @dacoolminer
    @dacoolminer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    If the scammer had actually taken two seconds to listen, he could’ve known he was getting baited. “Don’t skip that far ahead,” “oh we’re on that page already,” “I don’t even know if it’ll go on TH-cam” 😂😂

    • @Laura-iu8sp
      @Laura-iu8sp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I've watched a metric ton of scambaiting videos and I swear the scammers are ALL so stupid! They somehow don't realise they're being played when its obvious 😂

    • @elonmust6844
      @elonmust6844 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His arrogance is his downfall

    • @splicecentral9079
      @splicecentral9079 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's because the Jeet's grasp of English is only surface level they have no concept of nuance or sarcasm that's why they can only scam the elderly and vulnerable.

    • @Im_your_motherrrr
      @Im_your_motherrrr 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Greed blinds them

  • @Deadpool_64
    @Deadpool_64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    I love how they claim they can clean out someone's account, but can't take back their alleged $4500. It makes zero sense. Also love how they angrily scream wanting help to not lose their job.

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yeah thru claim they can only take all or nothing. It's a really weak point of the scam.

    • @ur.highness
      @ur.highness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      🤯🤯🤯 Duh how does that scam ever work after they make that threat 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️soo dumb

    • @algee2005
      @algee2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ​@@ur.highness
      if you just don't know and are easily scared, like lots of old people, you'll do whatever they tell you to.
      this is the main point of this scam, use people's fear against them to get their money.
      thats why this is so important. spread the word. tell every random grandma on the street about it.

    • @jkash3383
      @jkash3383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      0 sense with $000 in the command prompt XD

    • @Aceboogie0610
      @Aceboogie0610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yelling and cussing at people otp dnt make them wanna give nun back😂😂😂

  • @azzaprime7257
    @azzaprime7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

    I could never feel sorry for these scammers. No matter how stressed they get.

    • @christianedriesen1624
      @christianedriesen1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wait a moment.....they are...scammers

    • @kjk607
      @kjk607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Trust, they don't deserve your sympathy.

    • @chuckee3341
      @chuckee3341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fook um

    • @deviousmonke
      @deviousmonke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good

    • @siximpossiblethings6388
      @siximpossiblethings6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The only good scammer is an emotionally broken and utterly defeated scammer. Never forget that.

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    Did the scammer say "I haven't steal it yet!"
    He's getting so agitated he's forgotten the role he's supposed to play.

    • @grod5998
      @grod5998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      KL005 stop, you’re achieving nothing

    • @MsMisfits
      @MsMisfits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@grod5998 huh? I dont think they're trying to? Lmfao

    • @neptune9647
      @neptune9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@grod5998 I think it's something called, "a joke"
      I know. I know. A foreign concept in today's world but trust me, it makes sense.

    • @grod5998
      @grod5998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@neptune9647 quite the extent to go to to paste this on every third comment on every scam related video I’ve ever seen
      Jokes get less funny the more they are repeated, and I’m starting to think he himself is the punchline, not his comments

    • @neptune9647
      @neptune9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@grod5998 I was kinda being sarcastic. Maybe it's just funny to him. I mean, I can't help but chuckle unlike Knuckles when I see it sometimes. And to me, I feel as if as long as (I hate how I'm writing this) you can laugh at your own joke, that's all that matters. But I see and understand your point. Not disagreeing.

  • @mystyredz
    @mystyredz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    This scammer sounds like he hadn't yet successfully stolen any money yet for like the whole week, and now he's highly frustrated and impatient, he's just racing and skipping through the whole script, including mistaking $000 for 5000. He's just not making any sense....he can't take out $4500 from the account, yet he claims he can take all the money out of the account! So ridiculously weird. He clearly must think their victims are stupid. Thanks again Kitboga for all you do.

    • @mx_cyber
      @mx_cyber 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      To me it sounds like he’s both frustrated/impatient and running on too much caffeine with how fast he was going lmao

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Kitboga: "Did I win?"
    Scammer: "No! You did not win!"
    *NARRATOR: "But Kit Boga did win"*

    • @jamesmeredith400
      @jamesmeredith400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup

    • @stephvanvlack4363
      @stephvanvlack4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Coming back to this thread after a year, and THIS COMMENT WINS!

    • @johne9898
      @johne9898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stephvanvlack4363 hell yea

    • @michaeliles6674
      @michaeliles6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the narrator is Morgan freeman lmao

    • @rodneysmith873
      @rodneysmith873 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaeliles6674 I read it more like JCS voice

  • @KuroiGaruga
    @KuroiGaruga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    "You're cheating, you cant skip too far ahead "
    I'm dying

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gonna get VAC banned.

    • @platinumpineapple9943
      @platinumpineapple9943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Giantkiller130-t
      @Giantkiller130-t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This dude is speedrunning his scam

    • @muesli_snipes
      @muesli_snipes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had never seen a scammer breaking the conventions of the genre like that. He'll go far.

    • @platinumpineapple9943
      @platinumpineapple9943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Giantkiller130 😂😂😂

  • @franham
    @franham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    This scammer is doing a speedrun scamming

    • @castillorc
      @castillorc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can hear summoning salt intro with his voice.

    • @bawbehh
      @bawbehh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@castillorc and that, is where the record stands today

  • @supershasha
    @supershasha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Kit’s ability to talk over the scammer as fast as he did, is an art form in itself. He’s such a talented man.

  • @GIRru11
    @GIRru11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Man, some scammers are just getting lazy and skipping the script. So unprofessional!

    • @michelleveronikas1788
      @michelleveronikas1788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤪🤣

    • @addy8632
      @addy8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I know right? If you’re gonna be a scammer, at least put in the effort! Lazy bastards.

    • @VEE-EYE-EM
      @VEE-EYE-EM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well at least he’s bad at this specifically. It’s like a bank robber who locks himself in the vault.

    • @aldamiras5114
      @aldamiras5114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kitboga makes it impossible to stick to a script XD

    • @MaximusX67
      @MaximusX67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funniest thing too! So lazy and impatient that the scumbag wouldn't even do his weak scam properly and thought anyone would buy that crap.

  • @christiangonzales7429
    @christiangonzales7429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Shows scammer he typed $000 and STILL insists he typed $5000! Just awful how they still stick to the script and make threats!

    • @ofs82
      @ofs82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      that was only because the scammer's system got bcrupted.

    • @anonymouslegion4928
      @anonymouslegion4928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ofs82 🤣👍

    • @SuperFUNKMASTERG
      @SuperFUNKMASTERG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got a scam call from these guys one time and I played them for like ten minutes straight and then I just benchode afterwards xD

  • @KamiUiD
    @KamiUiD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    *God bless this man for doing a society a favor by wasting scammers time*

    • @820-t3q
      @820-t3q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not only their time... bit of their lifetime also =)))) some are left with PTSD especially after talking to grandma Edna lol.

    • @JefeDeJefes8484
      @JefeDeJefes8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@820-t3q Lol so true grandma Edna gives these scammers heart attacks.

    • @TheDesperato
      @TheDesperato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haa.. thats why nobody recognize u

    • @PkPvre
      @PkPvre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@820-t3q This guy easily shaved off 2 years of his life by taking this call.

    • @kimosborn2173
      @kimosborn2173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@820-t3q that what I say about kitboga and scammer payback they both give them PTSD roflmao

  • @artbargra
    @artbargra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Is this Calvin?"
    "No, this is Patrick"
    The comedy writes itself

  • @chiccabee8840
    @chiccabee8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    *I love how Kitboga has the ability to raise one eyebrow over his sunglasses* 😂

    • @clarebearr5357
      @clarebearr5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      The eyebrow has achieved sentience and is trying to escape.

    • @juggerswood
      @juggerswood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joe Rogan would approve.

    • @celtmagic5558
      @celtmagic5558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Kitboga? I thought it was The Rock, maybe Jumanji is near Calcutta

    • @Bradygoat6390
      @Bradygoat6390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He is bringing back Dwayne " The Rock " Johnson's famous " Peoples Eyebrow " lmfaoo 🤣

    • @chiccabee8840
      @chiccabee8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bradygoat6390 🤣🤣

  • @jayt4697
    @jayt4697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I love that halfway through you're literally telling him that he' doing the scam wrong and he just keeps skipping ahead.

    • @Canadian900
      @Canadian900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      19:50

    • @wright96d
      @wright96d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@KL005 dude what is wrong with you

    • @markmike7933
      @markmike7933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wright96d I love that this is my first time seeing this and their comment isn't there anymore, but I know exactly what it said. That idiot is in the comments for like every video from the last year posting the same idiotic thing.

  • @jnub
    @jnub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    the part where you fucked up his scam by typing 000 but he kept trying to insist you put 5000 was so hilarious

  • @dezzie6885
    @dezzie6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This is absolutely one of the most unhinged calls ever 😂😂😂

    • @WhuppusDingus
      @WhuppusDingus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It really is madness. I’m getting a headache from the chaos lol

  • @ayushsinha7300
    @ayushsinha7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Patrick: *Claims that he will lose the job if the customer doesn’t return the money*
    Also Patrick: *threatens the customer*

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Patrick will have no choice left but reluctantly let himself go.

    • @TheTucsonJeff
      @TheTucsonJeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seems to me that the clumsy scammer *_should_* lose his job!

    • @skaapu
      @skaapu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Patrick" 😂😂

    • @TheTucsonJeff
      @TheTucsonJeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @RamblingBaba _ All of the bars???.

    • @TheTucsonJeff
      @TheTucsonJeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ Okay, but you'll have to stop messing around with that zero key!!

  • @Mar-velousMarlenak8
    @Mar-velousMarlenak8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Kit tortures a scammer until he destroys his phone.
    We regret NOTHING. 😂😂😂😂

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Poor Nevaeh has got $-30,000 in her bank and they're still trying to steal from her.

  • @funkykat9890
    @funkykat9890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love when they get so mad they just start skipping 80% of the build up to the scam

    • @Անի-ո3մ
      @Անի-ո3մ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’re all equally so dramatic and angry about money that’s even theirs 😂💀💀💀

  • @janduarte1044
    @janduarte1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Kitboga: Who is this?
    Patrick: This is Patrick.
    Kitboga: Is this the Krusty Krab?
    Patrick: No. This is Patrick.

    • @HEWfunkingKNEWit
      @HEWfunkingKNEWit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thats exactly what Patrick would do if he worked at the Krusty Krab 😄

    • @Beall619
      @Beall619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This had me fuckin dying

    • @TheSuperCoolMan122
      @TheSuperCoolMan122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      do they not have spongebob in India? how sad

    • @Projectdarksource
      @Projectdarksource 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheSuperCoolMan122 India sucks so no they don't have spong bob

    • @Jaxtiktokvideosofficial
      @Jaxtiktokvideosofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Priceless!

  • @Milkinporsche
    @Milkinporsche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2420

    The angrier they are, the thiccer the accent

    • @nourakh6103
      @nourakh6103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      What amazes me is how fucking rude are they! Like he is asking her why has she redeemed the cards, and that was Not her money!!! Like wtf?

    • @haroldramislives
      @haroldramislives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      JulstgitapieceofpalparJulstgitapieceofpalparJulstgitapieceofpalparJulstgitapieceofpalpar

    • @angeline3322
      @angeline3322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nourakh6103 bqqq

    • @Thugaim100
      @Thugaim100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Except when they say *hello*

    • @johnkaminski6722
      @johnkaminski6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was gonna say the thicker the accent, the angrier they are.

  • @ChamanConTenis
    @ChamanConTenis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    If Kit ever stops streaming he has a bright future as a cattle auctioneer

    • @RockmanLabs
      @RockmanLabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or replacing the micromachines guy LOL

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He hopes to one day raise 🐝🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝

    • @lpsdaniela
      @lpsdaniela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Top 10 rappers Eminem is scared to diss

    • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
      @hiitsnicetomeetyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop making me laugh this hard at 1 am

    • @BerryKind
      @BerryKind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCumberCoIlective definitely bee language! 🐝

  • @OppositeOfNinja
    @OppositeOfNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    How do they square their inability to 'fix' their 'mistake' by taking back the money they 'sent' you, and then immediately turn around and threaten to magically take all your money?

    • @CopShowGuy
      @CopShowGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They say they can only lock your account and/or take all of your money. There's no in between with them.

  • @mdouet
    @mdouet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    "I can take all your money out of your bank"
    Then why the hell don't you just take your money back instead of asking me to get Google Play cards!?

    • @hannahkennedy24
      @hannahkennedy24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah I'm confused about that??

    • @FroylanMedia
      @FroylanMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Because they can only take the whole balance of your checking lol that’s literally what they say.

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They have a caller base that tends to not ask certain questions like that which is how they tailor the scam to make it work for them.

    • @KL005
      @KL005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because indians

    • @bruixeria
      @bruixeria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They don't like that question.

  • @Presall-v8y
    @Presall-v8y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    My God this is a comedic masterpiece. You are so underrated as a situational comedian, you're seriously amazing xD

    • @Diggler569
      @Diggler569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SNL clearly needs to hire Kit.

    • @HowieRaps
      @HowieRaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is better than TV. Dude is a damn legend. He will hit mainstream without him wanting to.

    • @HowieRaps
      @HowieRaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He could honestly sell his youtube videos to a TV station and just keep doing what he does 🤣

    • @DonnyPetit
      @DonnyPetit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes! I swear Kit is Jerky Boys level genius, even exceeding them in my mind by his ability to stay away from profanity.

    • @rodneysmith873
      @rodneysmith873 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Diggler569 they could just air small parts of calls like the funniest parts a kind of clip show keep em short and sweet and call the segment "Kit's Bits".

  • @TommyVinMI
    @TommyVinMI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    You should just learn Hindi at this point. That could add a wrinkle.

    • @wittlebirdy6969
      @wittlebirdy6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      DJ Tommy C. Colosi was thinking the same thing. Just so he could talk and totally freak them out and understand what they’re saying.

    • @OxuStudio
      @OxuStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      I was honestly thinking the same exact thing. When I was in Italy, some scammers approached my family and I while we were eating. They tried the usual stuff they pull on tourists and we retorted in Italian "What made you choose such a sad and malicious way of life?" The scammers were like "wait you're Italian? Please enjoy your meal we're sorry."
      I'm pretty convinced that half of the motive for these scammers is that they've demonized Americans as a way of absolving themselves of responsibility for their actions. It's much easier to scam someone you think is evil than your neighbor. Wasting their time is one way to make them feel like shit but I think disowning them as a native is the ultimate form of shame

    • @TommyVinMI
      @TommyVinMI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or maybe somehow be able to translate almost in real time

    • @sad_vegan507
      @sad_vegan507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He probably knows some terms but it plays better when he just acts clueless

    • @jaydensarkodie3465
      @jaydensarkodie3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@OxuStudio what did the scammers say to yall?

  • @froggore52
    @froggore52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how often Kit revealed during the call but the scammer was just on autopilot and it all fell on deaf ears.

  • @angelic_aki
    @angelic_aki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    You see this is 000
    Scammer: NO ITS 5000

    • @BrbHamza
      @BrbHamza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      0mG wHy u TyPe 5000 MaM

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      this was by far the most ridiculous attempt at a scam I've ever seen on this channel. The balls on that dude... what a moron.

    • @Jaxtiktokvideosofficial
      @Jaxtiktokvideosofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He thought the dollar sign was a 5! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @curiouscollectiblesAU
      @curiouscollectiblesAU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone put a failFish in the chat for this guy. 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @REALwoombath
      @REALwoombath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jaxtiktokvideosofficial Looks like he never saw a dollar in his life.

  • @anasziad128
    @anasziad128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Kit talking over the scammers is just a masterpiece, *SO UNDERRATED*

    • @kingbuffbeats
      @kingbuffbeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @1000 Subcribers With 1 video challenge he is

    • @CDStoner
      @CDStoner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kingbuffbeats he has over a million subs. He's pretty rated

    • @kingbuffbeats
      @kingbuffbeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CDStoner meh

    • @jmirvinggbooks
      @jmirvinggbooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I LOVE IT! 😂

    • @dantexventa3695
      @dantexventa3695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s highly rated trust me

  • @jtothey1993
    @jtothey1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Kit is so brilliant. The scammers start of by placing some kind of imaginary blame on you for taking $5000. Then Kit redeems the cards and says "You told me to do this", another imaginary blame. Give them a taste of their own medicine lol

  • @desvexel840
    @desvexel840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    If anyone every refunded me too much, that's their own damn problem. I'm hanging up, blocking the number and keeping that shit 😂 you made a mistake, you live with it lol

    • @metaphoricdirigible1499
      @metaphoricdirigible1499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s why they make you type it so you feel like you have responsibility for the mistake.

    • @daemon195
      @daemon195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@metaphoricdirigible1499 They r master manipulators and kit is a master baiter 👍

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@daemon195 Are you kidding? They suck at manipulating. Only a fool would be taken in by this.

    • @daemon195
      @daemon195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ArmyJames Gee i wonder why they pray on the vulnerable and elderly 🤔
      But also if anything, it was just a line used to set up a joke :/ nothing serious

    • @vogelvogeltje
      @vogelvogeltje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ArmyJames you sound jaded

  • @chanel27
    @chanel27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "wait, wait....are you really just going to go the next page right now??? 😳" 😂😅😂😅😭
    Kit's blatant reveal is completely lost on the scammer because the scammer's completely immersed in the script!!! This exchange is pure art & how the scammer didn't burst an aneurysm is a mystery!!

    • @will1am905
      @will1am905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is pure art haha

    • @chanel27
      @chanel27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@will1am905 IKR?? 😂😭

  • @JohnDoe-fg4xe
    @JohnDoe-fg4xe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Sometimes I feel sad for the scammers, then I remember these people make their living by terrorizing the elderly to a point where they feel they have to pay them. Every second they are yelling at you is a second they wont be yelling at a elderly vulnerable person and for that you have my thanks Kitboga

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. This.

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      NEVER feel bad for the scammers, I'm still waiting for one to drop dead of a heart attack, now THAT would be a VIDEO. He does this because his very elderly Gran was scammed. Drive 'em NUTS, shut 'em down, I say. Slimy stinking Bast..ds. Just imagine some elderly naive semi-computer illiterate person, possibly with Alzheimer's dealing with a slime ball like the garbage on this call (and he was FAR nicer than some), and what it does to them, and any sadness will disappear.

    • @JohnDoe-fg4xe
      @JohnDoe-fg4xe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrJdsenior Yep, these people are really some of the worse examples of human life you can find. The problem would be if one of these scammers actually ends up getting a heart attack and dies the platform it happened on will probably ban the scam baiting. Honestly I think the world should all just agree to globally outlaw the use of Indian call centers or have a treaty with India that these assholes can be extradited to the countries where their victims lives.

    • @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642
      @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well said💯👍

    • @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642
      @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrJdsenior its heartbreaking.

  • @JSBrown303
    @JSBrown303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Scammer: "I didn't steal your money yet" YET?! He had that scammer so messed up that he admitted that he was trying to steal from him!! Lol

    • @KL005
      @KL005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because indian

    • @miekwavesoundlab
      @miekwavesoundlab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @JSBrown303
      @JSBrown303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miekwavesoundlab I'm sorry, I honestly don't remember.

    • @slaetube
      @slaetube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@miekwavesoundlab its on 26:25

    • @crissysims4357
      @crissysims4357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@slaetube 😄👌

  • @almightyshippo1197
    @almightyshippo1197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The award for 'not listening to what anyone says' goes to this scammer. Every step of the way, he just ignored everything that Kit said.

  • @eoinreilly3925
    @eoinreilly3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Absolutely priceless speaking over him like that at that speed without tripping over a word it was excellently done Kit please more of this please!!

    • @kiddhkane
      @kiddhkane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I noticed that the scammer tries to speak faster and faster to get the lead... while kitboga just slows down. Slow and steady wins the care.

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beginning to feel like a Scam God

    • @TheSuperCoolMan122
      @TheSuperCoolMan122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      slick shady

  • @wartrix6046
    @wartrix6046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "I can take all your money out of your bank"
    "You need to buy Google Play cards to give my money back"

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes it doesn’t make sense, but neither does letting a stranger connect to your computer and bank account because that’s the only way they can give you a refund.

    • @Curious-Irish-Angel
      @Curious-Irish-Angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Especially from the "Windy City credit union". Oh, why?😐 Chi-town has become a fake bank account 🙃🤣

    • @PewPewBeets
      @PewPewBeets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Logic that only exists in the minds of the world's scummiest.

    • @KL005
      @KL005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because indians

  • @ramonoliveira1036
    @ramonoliveira1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    These scammers are so dumb they can't even realize when a possible victim is not a good "lead" and is just wasting their time.

    • @bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220
      @bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Their desperation for money is off the charts.

    • @SonsofViagra
      @SonsofViagra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Usually they hang up on people. These ones kit gets are the more desperate ones.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Red Head Yes, I assume that Kit is only showing us the more entertaining calls. A bunch of videos where they all hang up right away would not be that fun to watch.

    • @kallewirsch2263
      @kallewirsch2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also: kit is a master at baiting them.
      I have seen a number of hs videos in which the scammer is about to hang up but then kid baited him and he continued with the scam.

    • @MoinKhan-dk7dr
      @MoinKhan-dk7dr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do u even know how much is 3000$ if u convert into Pakistani rs is that's more then my 6 months indian salary

  • @epicderp6167
    @epicderp6167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    22:35 "it will take me 20 seconds to empty your bank account!"
    Do it. Speed run my savings, any% right here right now.

  • @shankiawilson
    @shankiawilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I LOVE IT WHEN HE REDEEEEEMS!! 😂😂😭😭😂😭😭

  • @Cheeto_Fingerz
    @Cheeto_Fingerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    And here, we can observe a true master of his craft. The way Kit effortlessly talks right over the scammer for literal hours with ridiculous stories and small talk that he makes up on the spot, all without ever stuttering, making a mistake, or breaking character, is nothing short of legendary.

    • @nyanbinary1717
      @nyanbinary1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He’s going to make the world’s most beloved but aggravating grandpa someday.

    • @cheetocheeto7986
      @cheetocheeto7986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has mastered the craft

  • @hmxr715
    @hmxr715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I don’t see how the scammer doesn’t know he’s being played.

    • @Locust13
      @Locust13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Room temperature IQ

    • @itsonlymydream
      @itsonlymydream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Because the vast majority of their victims are old and vulnerable. People getting really confused will be normal.

    • @discombobulatedhomey
      @discombobulatedhomey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I’m sure their work is commission based so once they get a little bite on their scam they just hold on for dear life.

    • @don4941
      @don4941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And I think they believe they have the power since they have pseudo access to the bank acct. they think they hav the power and ofc they don’t kno the american jokes he uses

    • @itsonlymydream
      @itsonlymydream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@discombobulatedhomey especially when it seems like the person on the phone is vulnerable and has a lot of money

  • @msmagsmn
    @msmagsmn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I stumbled on this absolute gold mine of a channel, and these improv skills are just spectacular.
    Also, Jenny is an absolute delight. She loves trees, credit unions, she's so helpful...what a gal. 👑

  • @thelazypotato4860
    @thelazypotato4860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    “Is this the krusty krab?”
    “NO THIS IS PATRICK”

    • @Ritziey
      @Ritziey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😆😆😆

    • @cayleece7890
      @cayleece7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol that was exciting. I was waiting for it!!!

    • @kendrahicks9572
      @kendrahicks9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I died at that

    • @daniellent92
      @daniellent92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣

    • @ScarletGhost53
      @ScarletGhost53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man saw an opportunity. Man took it.

  • @muhammadmustaqeem3164
    @muhammadmustaqeem3164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Trademark of these scammers
    "weel yuuu liSSINN tu mEee", "juss wayde a moomint", "DON'T TOUCH YOUR KAMPUTERRR😠"

  • @x_p34chf1zzl_x2
    @x_p34chf1zzl_x2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Scammer: "Jesus Christ I told you HOLD ON!"
    Nevaeh: "Hallelujah!"
    😂 🙌 😂
    Sake's alive ... I'm not sure I've ever heard a scammer who was so all OVER the place with his script. The logic from the jumping around made absolutely NO sense! Sure as heck made for entertainment gold, though 🏅😂

  • @Patrick_Archibald
    @Patrick_Archibald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    knowing that he not only didn't make money off the scam but also lost money from the broken headset makes me happy

  • @95toutie
    @95toutie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    i subscribed yesterday and i think i’ve already watched at least 10 hrs worth of videos... i regret nothing 😂

    • @eliotjacobson
      @eliotjacobson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He may not be the meanest scambaiter making videos, but he is certainly the most entertaining.

    • @HeenaPatel253
      @HeenaPatel253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol that happened to me too when I first started watching him

    • @lauragriffin6512
      @lauragriffin6512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Make sure you watch the video from a few weeks ago, about the angriest scammer ever. A treasure!

    • @lizh1988
      @lizh1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lauragriffin6512 that was epic!!!! Creepy scammer.

    • @95toutie
      @95toutie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Laura Griffin i watched it yesterday! i thought no way i’ll sit through 1hr20 but i sure did lol

  • @badgalcreah
    @badgalcreah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Phone carriers in India now have "kitboga" as a part of the check list next to "water damage" for repairs

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha- they got Kitboga'd

    • @4effort0error4
      @4effort0error4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao what are the phone carriers gonna do about kitboga?

    • @kimosborn2173
      @kimosborn2173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol he gives them PTSD roflmao

  • @Ghoulieanna
    @Ghoulieanna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    “Type your name!”
    “IM TELLING YOU DONT TOUCH YOUR COMPUTER!!!!”

  • @patback1001
    @patback1001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Its also super funny how they want you to do all this syllabus
    Elaborate stuff to get them money yet they claim they will take all your money on 20 seconds. Like... just take the money then?

  • @hotrodeldorado811
    @hotrodeldorado811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Man, this dude had like 9 monster energy drinks before his shift, dudes doing like 100 mph with his speech

    • @BerryKind
      @BerryKind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hahahahahaha kit speed rambling back at him is hilarious

    • @zenkim6709
      @zenkim6709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IRL, drinking *that* many energy drinks withing a short time span is incredibly dangerous, as in "likely to trigger a cardiac episode w/ life-threatening consequences"
      ...& even if U worked your way up 2 that by gradually increasing your consumption level over yrs, there's still consequences: a coworker of mine ended up having kidney issues (including a kidney stone) as a direct result of consuming way too many energy drinks for far too long.
      Having kicked the coffee / soft drink habit a long time ago, I can only imagine what passing a kidney stone feels like....

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@zenkim6709 You must be fun at parties

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zenkim6709 you know what a joke is, right?

    • @alijammusic
      @alijammusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zenkim6709 My urologist recommended caffeinated drinks, since caffeine acts as a diuretic and that brings more water to the urine, helping one pass the stone.

  • @uber2uber
    @uber2uber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    bruh it actually made me so pissed when he said "you typed 5,000 when kit kept saying "no i typed 0000" its funny but irritating at the same time

    • @kip-kip
      @kip-kip 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr?

    • @juliaalvarez537
      @juliaalvarez537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you were pissed at Kit or the scammer?

    • @kip-kip
      @kip-kip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@juliaalvarez537 the scammer lol, bc he knew damn well Kit typed $000 and yet he still proceeded with the script.

  • @meipickaxe
    @meipickaxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Hit on run.
    Connected to fake bank account.
    Phone smashed.
    Aw yeah, it's kitboga time.

    • @meipickaxe
      @meipickaxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bob McCabe I will wait a moment, sir.

    • @112fail
      @112fail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meipickaxe just wait a moment.. just wait..wait..wait just wait a moment ma'm I SAID JUST WAIT A MOMENT MA'M!!!! MA'M MA' MA'M MAAAAAAAAAAAA'M JUST WAIT A MOMENT MAAAAAAAA'M

  • @ryman2631
    @ryman2631 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    22:00 omg that speed talking then just him saying excuse me over and over afterwards lolol😂😂😂

  • @CHRISTIO
    @CHRISTIO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    This Guy literally safe my night shifts... im watching 8 hrs of Indian boys try to scam grandmas.... I love my life!! glorious

    • @Deadbeautyqueen
      @Deadbeautyqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ex night shifter here. This kind of stuff is The best!

    • @killslay
      @killslay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do not miss nightshifts, enjoy it!

    • @Mandyfromcrawley
      @Mandyfromcrawley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jess W hahaahhahaa that’s top tier

    • @jayc4721
      @jayc4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kit is a legend

    • @benefitizsexy
      @benefitizsexy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I work 2nd shift 10 hours. I listen to these kind of videos all day. Makes the shift fly by😁

  • @tetsuocodm2425
    @tetsuocodm2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “Do not Redeem it”
    - 2020 Scammers

    • @yutba
      @yutba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha do not redeeeeeeeeeem

    • @User78347
      @User78347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO !!!!!
      love a good meltdown 😂😂

  • @scoobysgirl4life6666
    @scoobysgirl4life6666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I totally lost it when you were making him say "THIS IS PATRICK" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @akinwunmioluwaseun3772
    @akinwunmioluwaseun3772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I just pity a real customer service agent that'll have to deal with someone like this

  • @LydiaIndica
    @LydiaIndica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Kit casually talking over the Scammer about crabs and fancy feast did it for me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @richardheath5231
      @richardheath5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahhh

    • @elieh1249
      @elieh1249 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's wrong with crabs? and why is this woman not getting a pen and a paper :(
      Why is everyone here as evil :(((

  • @dylanharrington2496
    @dylanharrington2496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The chaos that the video radiates is what I needed today

    • @ian-c.01
      @ian-c.01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no one does chaos like Kitboga !

  • @Scarlet_Phoenix
    @Scarlet_Phoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    An idea for a new character: Someone who recently moved away from an Amish community and has no knowledge of technology or stores and doesn't go shopping in big stores because they scare him/her and only recently got a telephone for the first time so he/she is constantly confused about what's going on.

    • @vytasbaltrunas3548
      @vytasbaltrunas3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Pretty sure scammers are way too dumb to know what Amish are

    • @markmike7933
      @markmike7933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that would be GREAT but I don't think indians might know what Amish are. But he could explain really quickly

  • @Sir1626
    @Sir1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how you kept telling him you typed $000. You even took a screenshot. Kit you are AMAZING

  • @MaxOakland
    @MaxOakland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I’ve never heard Kit do this kind of argumentative always offended character. It’s funny

  • @kacperszyniec8622
    @kacperszyniec8622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This sounds like the scammer literally just reading from the script and ignoring the other person

    • @KL005
      @KL005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      indians

    • @NikhilNaik22N
      @NikhilNaik22N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KL005 what the heck?? Doesn't define everyone! These scammers are similar to those who do armed robbery in US. Doesn't define everyone ryt?

  • @KK-dn4qq
    @KK-dn4qq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    12:19 Scammer: the black screen is on, remove the keyboard disable (feature)
    16:53 scammer: disable her mouse
    18:12 hard to make out what they’re saying but I think the scammer is saying “she’s not letting me do it”
    34:54 scammer: hey disable the mouse!
    35:30 scammer: she redeeming it quickly
    37:26 scammer: she has redeemed them
    38:14 scammer: daughter of (someone who sleeps around) she’s making swear

    • @69SalterStreet
      @69SalterStreet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thanks so much!

    • @lancelaws6128
      @lancelaws6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks much appreciated...

    • @MOTS411
      @MOTS411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Haha is the last one like saying “son of a bitch” in English?

    • @brash_.._brash4600
      @brash_.._brash4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ty

    • @KK-dn4qq
      @KK-dn4qq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MOTS411 yea kind of, just more insulting

  • @geoffelder2236
    @geoffelder2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    KITBOGA BY THE NUMBERS (after 35:28):
    "Patricks": 39
    "Calm downs": 21
    Scammers having a nervous breakdown requiring a straightjacket and padded room: 1

  • @SaL-nn9nz
    @SaL-nn9nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I absolutely luv it when the scammer is spewing his crap out and you're just talking right over him, That's so annoying and rude when ppl do that and you can hear the irritation in his voice, Hilarious and I'm only 5 minutes in.Ha ha ha.

  • @stevenvictoria9568
    @stevenvictoria9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Oh my lord, those rants. Everyone is sleeping I'm trying not to wake them up with my laugh. I can't breathe.

    • @taunusv4power
      @taunusv4power 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same. I exploded when he said is this the crusty krab and it's 5am 😂😂😂

  • @pauliep2020
    @pauliep2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I wish I had the IT knowledge to do this to scammers. I’m proud of myself when I get a Zoom call to work.

    • @Caches
      @Caches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Setting up fake sites is a lot of work but getting a virtual machine is pretty simple.

    • @ankthares6474
      @ankthares6474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Caches it's even further than fake website , he has a chrome extension to modify the redeem function to fake it, the browser itself is genuine

    • @Caches
      @Caches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ankthares6474 Yea, but I think the fake banks he creates, are websites hosted on his own server/computer.

    • @gabewhooser8161
      @gabewhooser8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Caches right

  • @vivianciurus5326
    @vivianciurus5326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    those ads are literally the chef's kiss
    6:36 with Spanish "¡ Hola Amigo !", description "EasyGerman" and a flag of Belgium

  • @dragonhartcg7406
    @dragonhartcg7406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    LMAO $000 , Ma'am what did you do?! you typed in 5000!

    • @KL005
      @KL005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because indians

    • @nerdprjncessshortsandstrea7843
      @nerdprjncessshortsandstrea7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because why let things like blatant evidence slow down a scam? He has a script to read and/or skip!

    • @6vitamin
      @6vitamin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The $ is a 5 on a Windows Scam Edition Notpad/cmd/super fancy program.

  • @victorkauan9082
    @victorkauan9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    BRUUH when he says “I dont have a pieace of paper” the guy LOST IT

  • @DoPeClipzzz
    @DoPeClipzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Your the only one i DONT get annoyed of kit lol all love bro

    • @typo691
      @typo691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Bored Orange become channel member. Monthly subscription

    • @shaunwilliams4950
      @shaunwilliams4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lmao I love the kitmojis

    • @gelsm8709
      @gelsm8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool emojis I never knew they had them lol

    • @lexiesheikh2393
      @lexiesheikh2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're *

    • @raysyndrome7209
      @raysyndrome7209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wh- how am I able to see these things wh- ha-

  • @modernmusic52
    @modernmusic52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    its incredible how much you both can talk over each other its hilarious

  • @Foreign501st
    @Foreign501st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The most common line of all before/during/after rage: "CAN YOU LISTEN TO ME!?"

    • @volodyanarchist
      @volodyanarchist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just do one thing for me

    • @Wistful77
      @Wistful77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And, "Are you gone mad?!"

  • @EyeTea
    @EyeTea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “I could hear you this whole time, I was just ignoring you”

  • @KB-ke3fi
    @KB-ke3fi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    At the 24:00 to 24:30 minute mark....I think Kitboga just broke the world record for most words legibly spoken in less than 30 seconds. Amazing. LOL!

    • @colonelnoob3269
      @colonelnoob3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eminem Godzilla fast part

    • @metaphoricdirigible1499
      @metaphoricdirigible1499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s like listening to a language you’ve only studied for two semesters, between the two of them.

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The whole 'write your balance on a oiece of paper' thing is so incredibly dumb. Do these scammers not understand how ridiculous that sounds? Props for turning that into a situation that really pissed him off 😂

  • @susannaholdren9625
    @susannaholdren9625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Scammer thinks he has to repeat everything at least four times. He is so rude, how does he ever make money?

    • @Andreamom001
      @Andreamom001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He intimidates and scares old people who get confused and are afraid they will get in trouble. :-(

    • @Mugai-Love
      @Mugai-Love 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya

  • @willsonanonical2197
    @willsonanonical2197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    3:53 I can’t help but to laugh on the bank’s tagline that says: “The bank that NOSE better!” LOL! 😂

  • @krishanmalhotra9625
    @krishanmalhotra9625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    An empty form got " Submitted Successfully ", 😂😂😂

  • @Theapollovega24
    @Theapollovega24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kit: "is this the Krusty Krab?"
    Scammer: "NO THIS IS PATRICK!"
    A living meme, brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Good show my friend

  • @mr.speyside5240
    @mr.speyside5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “Send me $4500 in gift cards otherwise I’ll clean out your account.”
    That doesn’t even make sense.

    • @KL005
      @KL005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because indians

    • @ahmadmarwanhadid9179
      @ahmadmarwanhadid9179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They literally have minus iq

    • @AnalyticalMenace
      @AnalyticalMenace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah. Their script honestly sounds like it was written by a re-re.

    • @joaquinignacio3277
      @joaquinignacio3277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's meant to scare people. We don't think well under fear.
      Also it could mean that he -somehow- can restrict the access to the money to both 'her' and he. A sort of "well then we both lose", idk.

    • @dotsydude
      @dotsydude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It scares old people lol

  • @ath3na.64
    @ath3na.64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Patrick. Patrick. Calm down. Patrick Patrick. Calm down. Calm down. Patrick. Calm down. Patrick."
    That's going to haunt my dreams

    • @jdavis952
      @jdavis952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F***ing tears!!!

    • @manny1402
      @manny1402 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello this is Patrick

    • @elieh1249
      @elieh1249 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean athena????????????????? Im greek too! well not greek, but greek catholic, well, not exactly a devout but you know what i mean

  • @thalassophile1665
    @thalassophile1665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    So if he can steal your money, why not just retrieve the $4500 😂😂😂

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly.

  • @timmsavage7912
    @timmsavage7912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I watch and rewatch you every night! I appreciate all of the effort and genius you put into this. I would love to see this in animated video.

  • @sp0nge1337
    @sp0nge1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Easy German monthly payments, Belgian colours. Belgium country image, Spanish at the top. Nice

    • @clray123
      @clray123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I would turn off AdBlock if all ads were like that.

    • @HeenaPatel253
      @HeenaPatel253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      clray123 lol no

    • @JefeDeJefes8484
      @JefeDeJefes8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AxxLAfriku it's okay not jealous here good for you and your two women you just need better content tbh.

    • @isaacjeanteube
      @isaacjeanteube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was so funny to see that!!

    • @SpaceGhostCoast2Toast
      @SpaceGhostCoast2Toast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@AxxLAfriku So I just checked out a few of your videos..... and I can safely say the dislikes were definitely not out of jealousy. Your videos are nearly unwatchable. They're borderline unbearable lol

  • @mustanggt5713
    @mustanggt5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    This scammer picked the wrong person to talk over because Kitboga is a total boss/god in that aspect.

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boss/ God and winner.

    • @happydayz7857
      @happydayz7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For real! He can talk endlessly over anyone .

    • @andylagger551
      @andylagger551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But he was a close contender, kit couldn’t get a word in for half the video! The guy was like...he’s trying to become flash or something.

  • @TheDarkSatirist
    @TheDarkSatirist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He really gave it to this guy. The scammer had no chance

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kitboga:
      "Hold my tea..."

  • @freakishuproar1168
    @freakishuproar1168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how this particular scammers approach was "just yell the script out, hope something happens". Does he go about everything in life like this? Does he dive through windows just hoping something will cushion his landing, or run directly into oncoming traffic assuming vehicle users will swerve out of his way. Dudes a psychopath!