I took trigonometry in college and it gave me an identity crisis. I had to deal with the aftermath. In another math class there were numerals floating in the air and stuck to the ceiling. Those were roamin' numerals. A rubber band in algebra class is a weapon of math disruption. There's a class in elementary school that causes great division-----math class.
I absolutely am a huge huge fan of Dad Jokes. I can still remember growing up in Brooklyn New York my Dad would always love to barbecue especially never would fail when I'd have my girlfriends over for a Friday night or weekend barbecue one of my favorite may I add is the story I'm sharing. He would proudly stand by the Grill as with his hat on that had antlers on them with his favorite sport socks pulled as high as they could up his legs with his apron on that said " I'm the king of Grillin let's be chillin that had a blinking pin that would blink. He would have endless jokes to share. Thank yu for sharing this you made my day! I just want to give a shout out to my amazing Dad who is in heaven along with my amazing mom. I know they are in heaven grillin & chillin & sharing jokes. I get my huge sense of awesome humor from them both. Thank u again , sincerely Lu 🙌🤟🙌❤️🙋
I tried the South Beach diet and it was easy.......I just went there and ate in the restaurants. I tried the seafood diet...when I see food I eat it. If I want a food to have low carbs I eat it in the basement. I watch what I eat..I watch it go into my mouth. I like whole foods...the ones that haven't been stepped on or torn apart. If I want a well rounded meal I have a pizza or cookies.
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending more than 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and more than 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm.....he says "I'll have a drink for me and one for the road." A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and are stopped just inside the door by the doorman.He says "you can go in but don't start anything."
Let's list 14 short people in the bible but not know what's up with 5 out of 4. Sad, misguided education. Logan Lisle channel makes this look pretty ordinary.
LAUGHTER, the best medicine😂❤
I lost my job at the calendar factory...
because I kept missing days...
Too many puns can make me numb,
but math puns make me number.
I took trigonometry in college and it gave me an identity crisis. I had to deal with the aftermath. In another math class there were numerals floating in the air and stuck to the ceiling. Those were roamin' numerals. A rubber band in algebra class is a weapon of math disruption. There's a class in elementary school that causes great division-----math class.
@@randomvideowatcher Your dad joke took so long it became a grandad.
What is two thirds of a pun? P U!
The off-camera guy, laughing, made my day!
The deadpan delivery of "plane/plain" got me
"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A beater..."
I'd give 2 thumbs up if I could!
I took a girl to the gym on a date. She didnt turn up. So I knew right then we weren't going to work out.
..ha. Good one. Maybe tho'..you 'asked a girl...'
@@yvonnerahui8729 Maybe this is why you never get taken to the gym.
I enjoy taking the bus but I hate when the cops make me give it back.
This was better than the Whole Video!
🥁 badump. tsss!!
I remember when I got caught stealing a calendar. I got 12 months
I would remove 1 page from my page a day desk calendar and burn it...then I would have a hot date.
My daughter is hearing this one tonight.
I absolutely am a huge huge fan of Dad Jokes. I can still remember growing up in Brooklyn New York my Dad would always love to barbecue especially never would fail when I'd have my girlfriends over for a Friday night or weekend barbecue one of my favorite may I add is the story I'm sharing. He would proudly stand by the Grill as with his hat on that had antlers on them with his favorite sport socks pulled as high as they could up his legs with his apron on that said " I'm the king of Grillin let's be chillin that had a blinking pin that would blink. He would have endless jokes to share. Thank yu for sharing this you made my day! I just want to give a shout out to my amazing Dad who is in heaven along with my amazing mom. I know they are in heaven grillin & chillin & sharing jokes. I get my huge sense of awesome humor from them both. Thank u again , sincerely Lu 🙌🤟🙌❤️🙋
Your life is a movie
@@antoniomortem5783 take that as a compliment. Thank you .
Omg, did you hear about the kidnapping?
Wow great story of great memories
@@abelincoln196I heard they slept well!
3:03 - Christian laughs at a joke three times: once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he understands it!
And again at 4:30
How bout, I was addicted to the hokey pokey but turned myself around.
I was addicted to soap. I'm clean now.
@@toddwynn3397 😂 nice 👍!
That's what it's all about!
Keep up the good work 👍 1 day at a time
I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it.
I’m in the middle of reading this book about antigravity… it’s so intriguing I couldn’t put it down, 😂😂
How does a pilot like his plane? With a side of wings! 😂
I almost dated a psychic, but she left before we met.
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
When it becomes full groan.
Two flies 🪰🪰 we’re sitting on a piece of 💩, One of them cut a fart, the other one said…”PLEASE I’m trying to eat here!” 😂😂😂
This was a riot... You guys are too much fun.
Yee-Haw!
They sound and look so serious, and then when they laugh. Its a whole personality change
5:07: Hey. Quit telling jokes out of your butt...you're cracking up...
Very funny and enjoying on Father's day!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion.
Because he was outstanding in his field
You know he was naturally gifted because it was in his genes (jeans)
That was funny! Thanks.
4:58 dad joke, dad moment
Good grief! I wound up laughing my behind off! 🤣🤣
Wow, people still say behind?
@@misbahailia3345 Only Dads who know kids might read some of this stuff. 😅
That one guy who always get the joke.
There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I was going to start a new diet but right now I just have too much on my plate.
I tried the South Beach diet and it was easy.......I just went there and ate in the restaurants. I tried the seafood diet...when I see food I eat it. If I want a food to have low carbs I eat it in the basement. I watch what I eat..I watch it go into my mouth. I like whole foods...the ones that haven't been stepped on or torn apart. If I want a well rounded meal I have a pizza or cookies.
Chickens drive hatchbacks.
a shell of a yolk... brilliant
otherwise it would be a sedan. hahahah fantastic!
love these dads!!!
The last one was savage!
What kind of a car does an egg drive? A Shellby. Or a beater. 😁
Why did the golfer bring another pair of pants?
Answer: Just in case he got a hole in one 😂😂🤣🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo and the raccoon that it could be done without getting squished.
You like 'Rango'?
It's socks.
What do you a man who sits on the edge of a mountain? Cliff!
You guys are great! Laughed till I cried!
The news was depressing today. "selling quack" cleared that all away!
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending more than 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and more than 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes.
Very creative of you Henry--what's your favorite joke in English?
it's very hard to name one@@cynthiawadeson8843
I laughed at every joke.
5 out of 4 struggle with maths that is gold
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Answer: Bison (bye son) 😂😂🤣🤣
As a bookkeeper I would regularly go to bank to get change for the tills. Used to ask teller for a dollars worth of twenties.
That was pretty good! Lol😆
Jay Mason?
rockin' the dad gut too.
I like them best when the guys laugh
5:35 Nailed it
My thought exactly! 😃
Unpossible …. 5 out of 4 😂
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. 🌎
That sounds like Stephen Wright on-liner!
These jokes are really funny!!
What kind of a car does an egg drive ? A Beater ! Woka Woka !! Better then theirs .
Y'all make me laugh too hard
I was going to go to the paranormal convention but it got cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. So now I'm just watching dad jokes on youtube.
I wish there was more of this
Check out part 2 on my channel!
@@tatenaugle Oh I did already haha :D
Just the pressure you put yourself under even before the joke, I think that is what creates the crack before the wall falls down.
I like!
my kind of jokes, but GROAN.
An imam, a bishop and a rabbi all walk into a bar.
The barman takes one look at them and says "is this some kind of joke?"
A man walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm.....he says "I'll have a drink for me and one for the road." A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and are stopped just inside the door by the doorman.He says "you can go in but don't start anything."
Enjoying the jokes...
Tate we gotta start our own Airsoft field
*See Your Future As Bright Like Stars Because The Universe Will Also See It Like That*
_# Ishtiaque Ahmed_
God is not the universe. God MADE the universe.
@@authorcls7164 correct you are dear brother .. ✅🤗
"Because Wants You To See Your Future Bright"
So so funny jokes
Egg drives an egg car ton
Q) what did mother giraffe say to bad teenage giraffe?
A) Im not sticking my neck out for you
Was that Kawai Leonard laughing at :59? 😂
I didn’t realize Jason was that funny
Why is 007, Always in a " sticky" situation?
He's a BONDing Agent
Peak a boo…… ICU
1:28 “why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them? So they can scanthenavyin…
David is the smallest, he played in Saul’s ear
Knee-high-miah should have been the punch line instead of the thing about Peter.
ICU!!!!
I find carrot sticks really confusing. Are they a reward or a punishment?
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is twenty too
I lost it at im working on it
why was the french fry running?..... he was trying to catch up!
I have a joke what’s a fish with no eye? (joke) a fsh 😂
The eggs that I have asked say the drive Nash Scramblers.
Whats white and black and red all over?
A murdered Zebra
HAY Bales are not square, rectangular.
note:to self. 0:30 to 0:40 is gold. and i stopped watching at 0:40 to come back later
A beater
What would you call a cat when he drives a bus.
Because it's funny
Dry but funny
DAMN, that Shortest man in a Bible was CLEVER.
Why did the snail paint an “s” on the door of his automobile? Because he wanted to see his escargot.
How do you tell the front of tree?🤔
How do fish keep track of their weight? They carry around scales.
how raindear with no head?
no idea
how raindear with no eyes and legs?
still got no idea
What did cat say to the Vet?
Im not FELINE so well😿
The chicken could have driven a hatchback
What kind of car did Jesus's disciples drive? A Honda. Because it says in Acts they were all in one Accord.
Corny jokes never get old
Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant women?
You can unscrew the lightbulb
How come your nose doesn't grow 12 inches? Close then it would be a foot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What to”say”?
Usually the kind of humor at 0:21 gets built up too much.
Jay Mason?
huh
Let's list 14 short people in the bible but not know what's up with 5 out of 4. Sad, misguided education.
Logan Lisle channel makes this look pretty ordinary.
First :P
Ohio
I’d ruin so many of these videos by spoiling all the punchlines.