ShinyEvenWonderღ It was intended as a question, like “What rhymes with orange?”, but the person took it as a statement, like “What rhymes with orange.” To which he responded with “No it doesn’t.” Because the word ‘what’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘orange’.
So the other day, I was at my hotel. And in the lobby, there were two chess masters. And they were bragging about past wins. They were chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Let's use the comments to share some of our favorites! I think I might be addicted to dough. I don't just want it, I KNEAD it! I have kleptomania but it's ok. When it gets real bad, I take something for it. I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said "Airport Left", so I turned around and went home. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. I got an email saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" And I thought... That's just spam. 😂 I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo. To the guy who invented 0- thanks for nothing! Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet... What did one Dorito farmer say the other Dorito farmer? Hey, Cool Ranch! What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I suppose this comment is long enough, probably too long. It's ok. If it makes even one person laugh, it's totally worth it. Have fun everyone!!!! Thanks again, Holderness family, for this awesome opportunity to laugh!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
My friend told me to stop imitating a flamingo... so i had to put my foot down. I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised.
I watched It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World with my Grandma once. There's a scene where a man dies and he kicks a bucket when he falls over. My Grandma laughed and I had no reaction. She asked me "Did you get the joke?" I dryly said: "Yeah, yeah, I got it." She then said: "Sometimes when someone dies, people say that they kicked the bucket..." I stopped her and I snapped: "No, I got the joke Grandma! It just wasn't funny!" It was a little funnier as I told others about it, but in execution that joke was so lame.
The kidnapping one was clever and the pure idea of cannibals eating a clown is hilarious, even without the punch-line. If I EVER decide to do standup, I need Penn Charles in the front row.
I dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a tool to log back into an instagram account? I was dumb forgot the account password. I would love any tips you can give me!
I'm just at a minute and a half and the BEST part of this video is seeing these kids with their dad! I'm a senior and my dad was in the Navy...back then in the 60's we didn't have the same time together...We loved him and he was an awesome man, just missed him in our lives....These young ones are blessed, wish all kids could grow up like this!! Love you
Was just thinking the same thing. Her voice has completely changed from the last time I watched a video, she sounds so much like Penn now! (the girl version, of course)
The Holderness Family has become a part of my new favorite watches. So funny and entertaining. Thank you. I've seen a few but realized I was missing out on so many more videos. Love it. Keep up the great work.
Holderness Family my daughter and I were watching this and we were laughing so much. My daughter brought up the fact that your beautiful daughter actually looks a lot like Jennifer Lawrence. A lot of resemblance. Beautiful family. God bless.
I just love the Holderness Family!!! All of you are so joyful! You make it possible to forget all the crazies out there! Penn, order us up a new recipe for just movin' on!
My 17 year old tells "Dad Jokes" all the time. I can't wait to show him this video! I was laughing so hard, but it was because YOU were laughing so hard! And I love it when you have the kids in the videos!!!
Love Penn and Lola's father daughter relationship. LOL, Penn, I think Lola was actually laughing at you and not with you. Thank you for this video. Love seeing great family relationships.
These are great! I'm a mom but I use the dad jokes. My husband just looks at me like your daughter does. 😂 My niece and I (we're close in age) send each other dad jokes all the time. Lol
I know I've said it before, but PC's laugh is so contagious. He could make the lamest joke hilarious! Everyone was laughing so much I was just laughing along too. I love how Lola was like, " you're laughing way too hard at these jokes but I'm laughing because you're laughing". Thanks, I so needed that lighthearted video this morning!
From what I see in this video, a lot of the jokes flew over the kids heads. I have a theory. What if dad jokes get their bad rap because kids too often don't understand them? Another possible reason is that, as all teenagers know, parents are simply not cool. Lol
My parents’ friends were joking about how their oldest looks like she could be her brother’s mother, and my dad said “Yeah. I mean Savvy and I look so alike, I could be her father!” The other dad cracked up and gave my dad a high five. Me and the other teens just stared at him. 😒🤪
I went and told my family almost all of these. It took my brother a good 5 minutes for him to get the "kidnapping" one (with help by my parents to explain it) . By then it wasn't funny anymore. 😂😂💕
Loved it 😂 Penn looked like Fozzie Bear wakka wakka. 😀 Here is one for you There was a huge fight at the seafood restaurant - Battered fish everywhere wakka wakka enjoy
A geometry teacher was detained at the airport for trying to smuggle weapons of math instruction onto the plane. Feeling cold? Stand in a corner; its always 90 degrees. Acute joke, I know =)
I cannot stop laughing. I even had to pause and share with others and a few on fb!! Priceless. Especially when you all were laughing so hard and the joke wasn't all that funny. Reminded me of one time my dad was trying to tell us a joke. It was a longer one but he as he started telling it he started laughing so hard trying to tell it. We all started laughing so hard we were all crying. Finally he reached the punch line and it wasn't even close to funny!! Those are the best ever!!!
Funny jokes, but the best part was watching a family laugh together. ❤️
That is the comment I just made! Totally agree...love them!!
Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards…
Dad: AND?!
Sasquash Pickstock same
Ryan Kucera lol
That one's in Part 2 :)
The joke is since it’s the word is DNA, it spelled backwards for “and”😂😂
😂
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn’t.
That one was the best.
I don't get the one 😬
ShinyEvenWonderღ
What Rhymes with Orange
ShinyEvenWonderღ It was intended as a question, like “What rhymes with orange?”, but the person took it as a statement, like “What rhymes with orange.” To which he responded with “No it doesn’t.” Because the word ‘what’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘orange’.
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Ya
I can’t stop laughing about the kidnapping at school....he’s fine he woke up 😂😂
That was funny too.
That was funny
Bex Barrett I like the same one
I thought this was hilarious
I agree
PC’s laugh is contagious..I love it I hope you keep it as a sound bite
So the other day, I was at my hotel. And in the lobby, there were two chess masters. And they were bragging about past wins. They were chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Thanks
Christmas has come early
The local newspaper was having a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best, hoping to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I’m stealing that one! 😂😂😂
Wow
“Toaster these days do both sides” -Lola 2019
I laughed too loudly at that part, and my wife just shook her head.
#genzquotes
I read that as she was saying it in the video 😂😂
Let's use the comments to share some of our favorites!
I think I might be addicted to dough. I don't just want it, I KNEAD it!
I have kleptomania but it's ok. When it gets real bad, I take something for it.
I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said "Airport Left", so I turned around and went home.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I got an email saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" And I thought... That's just spam. 😂
I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo.
To the guy who invented 0- thanks for nothing!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet...
What did one Dorito farmer say the other Dorito farmer? Hey, Cool Ranch!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
I suppose this comment is long enough, probably too long. It's ok. If it makes even one person laugh, it's totally worth it. Have fun everyone!!!! Thanks again, Holderness family, for this awesome opportunity to laugh!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Bub Zilla this cracked a smile 😀
The last one had me laughing!
My friend told me to stop imitating a flamingo... so i had to put my foot down.
I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised.
@@sheepie2465 Yay!!! 🙂🙂🙂
@@clydedawg4494 Awesomeness!!! Lol! 🤨😂🤣
The one with Captain Kirk and the left ear, right ear, and final frontier was actually funny.
I love star trek
And their not getting the joke made it hilarious
I still don't get it 😬😅
I was rollin😂
What does Star Wars and tiolet paper have in common? Klingons
One Of My Favorites. A man gets burned on his left side. The doctor says “There’s not much left.” The nurse says “It will be all right.”
Your sons laugh could make anyone's day it's infectious! Love your videos ! Keep the laughter coming !
What rhymes with orange.
No it doesnt.
I laughed TOO hard at that one.
Same
really?
I love how when Penn starts to explain the joke, Lola is like "No, we got it, it just isn't that funny." lol
I watched It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World with my Grandma once. There's a scene where a man dies and he kicks a bucket when he falls over.
My Grandma laughed and I had no reaction. She asked me "Did you get the joke?" I dryly said: "Yeah, yeah, I got it."
She then said: "Sometimes when someone dies, people say that they kicked the bucket..." I stopped her and I snapped: "No, I got the joke Grandma! It just wasn't funny!"
It was a little funnier as I told others about it, but in execution that joke was so lame.
I remember fondly my first job as a Mirror cleaner. My friends laughed at me, but it was something I could really see myself doing.
I like that one
Penn Charles: I don't get it but I'm laughing 😂
On the napping one, anyone else notice that the kids and Penn all got it at the same time xD
The kidnapping one was clever and the pure idea of cannibals eating a clown is hilarious, even without the punch-line. If I EVER decide to do standup, I need Penn Charles in the front row.
I dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a tool to log back into an instagram account?
I was dumb forgot the account password. I would love any tips you can give me!
@Damian Zachariah instablaster :)
I'm just at a minute and a half and the BEST part of this video is seeing these kids with their dad! I'm a senior and my dad was in the Navy...back then in the 60's we didn't have the same time together...We loved him and he was an awesome man, just missed him in our lives....These young ones are blessed, wish all kids could grow up like this!! Love you
Ok. But why is Lola like, an adult now?? for real?!?!? 😭😭😭😭
Kirsten Rudd I don’t know but I’m not ready! She looks like her mama!
Yesss
Was just thinking the same thing. Her voice has completely changed from the last time I watched a video, she sounds so much like Penn now! (the girl version, of course)
I know right
Everyone grows up girl even u
That is probably one of most awesome family interactions I have ever seen!!!
I couldn’t decide which Asian food I wanted more, Japanese or Chinese. So, I just called it a Thai.
Not gonna lie. I stole three of these jokes for my Sunday sermon. Got lots of groans.
You are stealing for CHURCH?
I hope it was the clown one!
@@claytonknudsen2510 😂
Oof
@@claytonknudsen2510 The idea that churches don't steal- now THAT'S a joke! 🤣
I do NOT often tell Dad jokes , but when I do, he USUALLY laughs!
How do you catch a unique animal?
- You Neek up on it!
How do you catch a tame animal?
- Tame way you Neek up on it!
🤨
I love dads spending time with their kids, their time together is precious. My daughter and I have shared jokes with each other.
I hope Penn and his kids always have this close bond
I wasn't laughing because of the jokes - I was laughing because Penn (senior) was laughing.
Such fun! I love how the giggles spread through dad to the kids...and somehow magically through the Internet to me and my family! Bravo!
It started out so Dad-lame and by the end I was laughing so hard I was wiping away tears. 🤣🤣🤣
Peggy Harris me too
The Holderness Family has become a part of my new favorite watches. So funny and entertaining. Thank you. I've seen a few but realized I was missing out on so many more videos. Love it. Keep up the great work.
Adorable when the kids finally get a joke! The 'kid napping at school' - Love it!
A waiter walks up to a man at a restaurant and asks, “do you wanna box for that?”.
The man says “no but I will wrestle you for it”
😂
The clown joke and the elephant joke were both funny because of the picture on the wall behind you. A big elephant and the word CIRCUS. LOL
Who is watching this 2020?!?!
Lucie Snyder me
Me
Who gives a fuck?
Lucie Snyder me
Oct. 4,2020 and the Pandemic rolls on
😂😂😂 "does this taste funny to you??" Lol
Holderness Family my daughter and I were watching this and we were laughing so much. My daughter brought up the fact that your beautiful daughter actually looks a lot like Jennifer Lawrence. A lot of resemblance. Beautiful family. God bless.
Yes she does
Lola is such a mood
guilty of resisting arrest... best...joke...ever
He laughs so hard his face turns red and the his veins pop out!! He's hilarious...🤣
Thank you Holderness family for such great humor in times like these......
"What rhymes with orange?"
Dad: "No it doesn't."
I'm not a dad, but that one is hilarious.
With Dad jokes, and puns, a groan is as good as a grin!
I just love the Holderness Family!!! All of you are so joyful! You make it possible to forget all the crazies out there! Penn, order us up a new recipe for just movin' on!
Dad joke:
Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hil-areas.
Outstanding. Just look at how funny you guys are being locked up together.
My 17 year old tells "Dad Jokes" all the time. I can't wait to show him this video! I was laughing so hard, but it was because YOU were laughing so hard! And I love it when you have the kids in the videos!!!
🤣 It’s so delightful to watch your kids growing up & y’all laughing together over you very funny bad jokes
That was awesome! Needs a sequel. Or several :D
This is truly what CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER should feel like and we sure could use more of it!!😂🤣🤪love this family!!!❤️ lkh
To see Penn laughing so hard is the best part. :)
Why do you call an elephant that is ignored? Irrelephant.
Hahhahahahhahaaaaa!!!!!
What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
A cow-culator.
Lmao
I'm just laughing at how hard they're laughing 😂
Dad, I’m having an allergic reaction. We need to go to the hospital. Let’s not make any rash decisions
Love Penn and Lola's father daughter relationship. LOL, Penn, I think Lola was actually laughing at you and not with you. Thank you for this video. Love seeing great family relationships.
Laughing with your kids, regardless of how cool the jokes are, that's great!
Bless her heart. She keeps questioning why she's laughing. So cute.
The funny thing is is that Penn was cracking himself up way more than he was making the kids laugh...that explains a lot.
Ya.. Anything to make Penn Jr laugh more! So Awesome! Ya can't help but laugh along!
The best part was the contagious laughter between the three. It was adorable.
On my hard days I watch these and I laugh.. thank you Holderness family.. ❤️🙏
😱The cannibal joke was awful to share with kids, yet I'm still laughing! 🤣
These are great! I'm a mom but I use the dad jokes. My husband just looks at me like your daughter does. 😂
My niece and I (we're close in age) send each other dad jokes all the time. Lol
I know I've said it before, but PC's laugh is so contagious. He could make the lamest joke hilarious! Everyone was laughing so much I was just laughing along too. I love how Lola was like, " you're laughing way too hard at these jokes but I'm laughing because you're laughing". Thanks, I so needed that lighthearted video this morning!
This is proof that dad jokes can actually be funny!!!!
One of my favorite so far. I love dad jokes.
Dad, I got hit in the head with a cola today. At least it was a soft drink
😂
the star trek joke and the kids' responses...and the school kidnapping rofl - and the cannibal joke is the best!
Why can't you eat a Wookie?
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Because they're too chewy
Haha 😆
Awesome I want to see the behind the scenes and bloopers.
Welcome to our restaurant. Do you have reservations? No, I’m pretty sure I want to eat here
At first I was watching with content, but after the the kidnapping I was wheezing the rest of the way through. This was HILARIOUS. My request is more!
The jokes got better with each phone! Lol. Just like your daughter, I kept laughing because you were laughing!
From what I see in this video, a lot of the jokes flew over the kids heads. I have a theory. What if dad jokes get their bad rap because kids too often don't understand them? Another possible reason is that, as all teenagers know, parents are simply not cool. Lol
I love how the pile of phones in front of Penn just keeps growing.
My parents’ friends were joking about how their oldest looks like she could be her brother’s mother, and my dad said “Yeah. I mean Savvy and I look so alike, I could be her father!” The other dad cracked up and gave my dad a high five. Me and the other teens just stared at him. 😒🤪
I think this turned into a video of non-stop laughter 😂
Just watching you all laugh... hahaha!! Thank you!!
If a kid doesn’t sleep at nap time, is he resisting a rest? 😆😆😆😆
Oh my gosh! Lola has grown up so much😍
I went and told my family almost all of these. It took my brother a good 5 minutes for him to get the "kidnapping" one (with help by my parents to explain it) . By then it wasn't funny anymore. 😂😂💕
I got one, why can't a t-rex clap his hands .... Them: there too short? No cause there extinct.. hahhah
Loved it 😂 Penn looked like Fozzie Bear wakka wakka. 😀 Here is one for you There was a huge fight at the seafood restaurant - Battered fish everywhere wakka wakka enjoy
Thanks for bringing us along. Mav flips out when he watched. --Dadders
I am mostly laughing because their laughter is contagious. May we contract laughter and not covid. Thank you 😊
hahahah! This was good!
You should totally make a part two!!!
Penn: "Oh wait...I just got it!" Classic.
Hahaha. I was laughing way too hard at the kidnapping joke before either of the 3 of you caught on to it. 😂
Pen is so good at dad jokes!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lovely happy family. Best wishes from Holderness, UK
WRONG! Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You take the turret. I'll drive!" 😁
Omg Lola's voice!!!!!!!!! She has grown up so much
lol way too funny we all love Dad jokes right!
Definitely the delivery, not the joke. And of course, the kids reactions.
The Holderness Family, more dad jokes please.
I don’t always tell dad jokes....
but when I do, he usually laughs.
A geometry teacher was detained at the airport for trying to smuggle weapons of math instruction onto the plane.
Feeling cold? Stand in a corner; its always 90 degrees. Acute joke, I know =)
I cannot stop laughing. I even had to pause and share with others and a few on fb!! Priceless. Especially when you all were laughing so hard and the joke wasn't all that funny. Reminded me of one time my dad was trying to tell us a joke. It was a longer one but he as he started telling it he started laughing so hard trying to tell it. We all started laughing so hard we were all crying. Finally he reached the punch line and it wasn't even close to funny!! Those are the best ever!!!
Best. Video. Ever.
Thanks for the laughs!
They were all good. I liked the elephant in a tree joke, I'm so glad I found you guys